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Whoa, what's going on over here?
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Please help me, did you see my dog?
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Oh, oh, um, excuse me, so what happened?
What happened? I lost my dog, small
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dog.
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Oh, you lost your dog? Yes, small
Chihuahua.
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Oh my God. This side, yeah.
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Oh, I mean, I haven't... Before one
hour.
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You don't see? I haven't seen a little
dog come through here. I mean... Oh, no.
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Oh, Jesus.
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What's the dog's name?
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Barry. Barry? Yes, Barry.
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Barry. Barry the little chihuahua. Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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What color was it?
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Black color.
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Oh, man.
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It's nighttime.
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I mean, you know, maybe... Hey, Barry!
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Barry! Oh, man.
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Does it have like a tag?
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It has like a collar?
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Yes, small tag.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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And your... My car.
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Okay, okay. But do you have the
telephone number on the tag with the
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name or no? No, only email.
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Oh, well, email's better than nothing. I
mean... But, I mean, it's fucking cold
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out. I mean...
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A little chihuahua out in this cold. I
call police, but no help. No help me.
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Well, yeah, police aren't very helpful.
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Oh, man.
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I mean, you know what? Come on with me
and find... Yeah, I've done this
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kind of stuff before.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, no, not a problem, not a problem.
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But, okay, so I'm going to help you find
your dog.
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Yes, please. Because I love him.
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He's my best friend.
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Yeah, yeah, I understand.
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And he's small, and now it's cold, and
he don't have some clothes. Oh, yeah,
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he's got that little fur, those
chihuahuas. They don't have big coats.
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Well, okay,
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I'll help you, but... You have idea?
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Yeah, well, you know what I'm thinking?
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What if I come help you find the dog,
but you...
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You kind of helped me out too.
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Oh. You know, like we do like a little
service exchange. What do you say?
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Yes, maybe.
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Well, you know, I mean, I am obviously a
nice charitable man and all, but at the
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same time, not so much.
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What if maybe I spend all the time
looking for your dog?
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If you just flash me your tits real
quick.
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Now?
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There's no better time than the present.
I mean, do you want to find your dog or
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not? Okay.
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I show now.
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Oh, man. You really want to find your
dog, don't you?
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Oh, okay.
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Well, that's a start. That's for sure.
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Okay.
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Now I'm pretty excited.
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There's a little place I know of close
by, and if you come with me there, you
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know, there I can make all the calls. I
can call all the places and, you know,
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see if I can find a dog for you. What do
you say about that, huh?
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And that way it gets you out of the
cold, too. Yes, good deal. Good deal?
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Yes. All right. All right. You come with
me.
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Okay. You come with me.
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I'll get on the phone, and we'll find
your little fluff ball.
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Yes. Right?
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Where there's a will, there's a way,
right?
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Mm-hmm.
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All right.
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Yeah. Here we are.
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Mm-hmm.
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Little spot.
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So, yeah, I'm going to get started on
all that work finding your dog.
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But, you know, I was suddenly thinking,
I was like, well, what are you going to
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do if...
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If we don't find him.
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Have you thought about what are you
going to do if we don't find your dog?
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I must walking out and finding.
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But what if you don't find?
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Then what?
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No. Maybe.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Maybe. Well, I had a couple ideas that I
wanted to run past you.
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right because these dogs i mean they're
really expensive yeah i mean it's a lot
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a lot of money for you know to
especially these small fancy dogs right
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yes that's special yeah yeah i mean what
what what do you do for work you you do
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something that pays big money or no no
no i work in office oh gotcha the
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office job small money yeah let me see
you know
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I got an idea.
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What if... What if I gave you, like, 4
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,000 crowns so that you could, you know,
put up a bunch of... For
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what? Well, so that you can, you know,
do some advertisement looking for your
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dog.
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It's not too much.
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No?
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Okay.
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Well...
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Tell you what. I pay more for my dog.
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Yeah? Yes.
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Oh. How much was the dog?
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Oh.
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I don't know.
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Tell you what. I mean, I could give you
10,000.
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Wow. Yeah.
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Maybe.
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I don't know.
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Well.
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You know, I mean, I think that's more
than enough money to really be able to
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find your dog, you know? I mean, they
could put posters all around the city.
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Yes, I need this. Yeah.
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Well, so maybe we can strike a little
deal. Like, what if I gave you $10,000
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to find your dog, and you just, maybe
you just gave me a quick little blowjob?
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Oh, no.
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I mean, you know, you're a sexy girl.
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And, you know, I mean, I want to help
you find your dog.
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Okay, you help me find my dog?
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Well, yeah, I mean, I'll give you, you
know, just a... Thank you. Just a short
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one, you know.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Good deal. Great deal.
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I think it's a great deal.
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Well, why don't you come right here and
just get yourself
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acquainted.
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Right there.
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Come on, you
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doggle. You doggle.
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Be very happy.
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And I'm happy too?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You'll be happy too.
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And I'll be happy too.
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I've called, and... Oh, they're still
great.
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Cold doesn't matter.
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Your hands are magical.
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Oh, yes.
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See, I told you you have magic hands.
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You like it? Yes, very much.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, so good. Jesus.
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Oh, God.
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Tell you what.
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I got another proposition.
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I will personally come and put up all
the posters
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all around town with you.
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If you just let me fuck you real quick.
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I'll work all night, I swear to God.
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We will find your dog.
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Okay.
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Just ask, just ask.
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What do you say?
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Good. Okay.
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Mmm.
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Take your pants off.
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Hmm.
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Now let's go find that dog of yours,
huh?
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Yes, let's go. I'm gonna get on the
phone right away
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