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Whoa, what's going on over here?

Please help me, did you see my dog?

Oh, oh, um, excuse me, so what happened? What happened? I lost my dog, small

dog.

Oh, you lost your dog? Yes, small Chihuahua.

Oh my God. This side, yeah.

Oh, I mean, I haven't... Before one hour.

You don't see? I haven't seen a little dog come through here. I mean... Oh, no.

Oh, Jesus.

What's the dog's name?

Barry. Barry? Yes, Barry.

Barry. Barry the little chihuahua. Yes.

Oh, my God.

What color was it?

Black color.

Oh, man.

It's nighttime.

I mean, you know, maybe... Hey, Barry!

Barry! Oh, man.

Does it have like a tag?

It has like a collar?

Yes, small tag.

Oh, okay, okay.

And your... My car.

Okay, okay. But do you have the telephone number on the tag with the

name or no? No, only email.

Oh, well, email's better than nothing. I mean... But, I mean, it's fucking cold

out. I mean...

A little chihuahua out in this cold. I call police, but no help. No help me.

Well, yeah, police aren't very helpful.

Oh, man.

I mean, you know what? Come on with me and find... Yeah, I've done this

kind of stuff before.

Thank you.

Yeah, no, not a problem, not a problem.

But, okay, so I'm going to help you find your dog.

Yes, please. Because I love him.

He's my best friend.

Yeah, yeah, I understand.

And he's small, and now it's cold, and he don't have some clothes. Oh, yeah,

he's got that little fur, those chihuahuas. They don't have big coats.

Well, okay,

I'll help you, but... You have idea?

Yeah, well, you know what I'm thinking?

What if I come help you find the dog, but you...

You kind of helped me out too.

Oh. You know, like we do like a little service exchange. What do you say?

Yes, maybe.

Well, you know, I mean, I am obviously a nice charitable man and all, but at the

same time, not so much.

What if maybe I spend all the time looking for your dog?

If you just flash me your tits real quick.

Now?

There's no better time than the present. I mean, do you want to find your dog or

not? Okay.

I show now.

Oh, man. You really want to find your dog, don't you?

Oh, okay.

Well, that's a start. That's for sure.

Okay.

Now I'm pretty excited.

There's a little place I know of close by, and if you come with me there, you

know, there I can make all the calls. I can call all the places and, you know,

see if I can find a dog for you. What do you say about that, huh?

And that way it gets you out of the cold, too. Yes, good deal. Good deal?

Yes. All right. All right. You come with me.

Okay. You come with me.

I'll get on the phone, and we'll find your little fluff ball.

Yes. Right?

Where there's a will, there's a way, right?

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Yeah. Here we are.

Mm-hmm.

Little spot.

So, yeah, I'm going to get started on all that work finding your dog.

But, you know, I was suddenly thinking, I was like, well, what are you going to

do if...

If we don't find him.

Have you thought about what are you going to do if we don't find your dog?

I must walking out and finding.

But what if you don't find?

Then what?

No. Maybe.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Maybe. Well, I had a couple ideas that I wanted to run past you.

right because these dogs i mean they're really expensive yeah i mean it's a lot

a lot of money for you know to especially these small fancy dogs right

yes that's special yeah yeah i mean what what what do you do for work you you do

something that pays big money or no no no i work in office oh gotcha the

office job small money yeah let me see you know

I got an idea.

What if... What if I gave you, like, 4

,000 crowns so that you could, you know, put up a bunch of... For

what? Well, so that you can, you know, do some advertisement looking for your

dog.

It's not too much.

No?

Okay.

Well...

Tell you what. I pay more for my dog.

Yeah? Yes.

Oh. How much was the dog?

Oh.

I don't know.

Tell you what. I mean, I could give you 10,000.

Wow. Yeah.

Maybe.

I don't know.

Well.

You know, I mean, I think that's more than enough money to really be able to

find your dog, you know? I mean, they could put posters all around the city.

Yes, I need this. Yeah.

Well, so maybe we can strike a little deal. Like, what if I gave you $10,000

to find your dog, and you just, maybe you just gave me a quick little blowjob?

Oh, no.

I mean, you know, you're a sexy girl.

And, you know, I mean, I want to help you find your dog.

Okay, you help me find my dog?

Well, yeah, I mean, I'll give you, you know, just a... Thank you. Just a short

one, you know.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Good deal. Great deal.

I think it's a great deal.

Well, why don't you come right here and just get yourself

acquainted.

Right there.

Come on, you

doggle. You doggle.

Be very happy.

And I'm happy too?

Yeah, yeah.

You'll be happy too.

And I'll be happy too.

I've called, and... Oh, they're still great.

Cold doesn't matter.

Your hands are magical.

Oh, yes.

See, I told you you have magic hands.

You like it? Yes, very much.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, so good. Jesus.

Oh, God.

Tell you what.

I got another proposition.

I will personally come and put up all the posters

all around town with you.

If you just let me fuck you real quick.

I'll work all night, I swear to God.

We will find your dog.

Okay.

Just ask, just ask.

What do you say?

Good. Okay.

Mmm.

Take your pants off.

Hmm.

Now let's go find that dog of yours, huh?

Yes, let's go. I'm gonna get on the phone right away