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Why are we recording?

It's a secret.

And this is coming out.

Look at you. What were you doing? Nothing. What?

Drinking water.

What do

I smell like?

Sex. Brandy.

I smell sex in Brandy.

Is this BTS?

What is that?

What do I feel?

Where did you get the booty?

I have no idea.

Lots of squats.

She does.

She does. Thanks mom.

I owe you one.

Thanks mom. Exactly.

Hello.

I'll grab you one.

You might need one.

Where's my dog?

In hiding.

She's probably in here.

On your bed. In my room?

Where you at dog? Where you at?

Oh my god, are you serious?

What? There's no fucking light in here.

Come here. Grab the water. It's your house.

What are you doing?

Fucking annoying.

Shut up.

Motherfucker.

Shut up, kids.

Right?

Makeup? No, I have makeup.

Where's the lip? Where's the lip?

I didn't feel it, I swear.

In a special container.

Always.

That's the goal for tomorrow.

I'm in cream puffs.

Touchdown.

You're so bad.

All right.

Time to get up.

7.37.

I'm ready to stay the night.

So, time to get up and go wake her up.

the robot the loop

Hopefully she didn't get mad.

She's already awake.

She's already awake.

It's not fair.

Why is it so fucking dark in here?

That's how it's gonna be when you're trying to sleep.

Oh no.

Look at her.

So you sleep? You sleep naked?

Yes. Do you?

All my underwear.

Oh, my goodness.

Look at that ass.

Look at the ass.

Oh, my God.

You look great. What are you talking about?

That's seven-thirty ass right there.

Morning food.

Morning

breakfast.

I'll get out of here.

Why did you put this on?

Why did you put that on? Were you cold last night? Oh, God, no, no. It was

awesome. Put it up there on.

It was fabulous. Oh, I get hot in the morning, so.

I think it was five minutes ago. I wanted to wake you up.

So I wanted to wake you up.

Come lay down. I was sleeping.

Now come lay down.

Good, good. Lay down.

See, now, let's start all over, okay? Oh,

let's not wake her up.

Look at this.

I think this is the best button porn.

Are you ready for football?

Football? We got to do your pics.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

You just stay asleep.

Okay.

Look at that.

Are you kidding? Wait, hold on. We have to get a part of you.

It's just too fucking amazing.

Good morning.

It's too amazing.

Just don't move.

Don't move.

See this little guy comes in handy.

It's like a little octopus thing. Yeah.

Oh my God, look at your ass.

It's fucking amazing.

You like my robe?

Oh my God.

I

probably

want

to wake you up. Oh my God, you're crazy.

Sex before football and coffee. Damn.

It's not my fault.

Your butt wasn't this nice.

Take this shit off. Just take it off.

See that sexy back of yours.

Oh, fuck.

Goddamn.

Forgive me if I don't miss you.

I might. I might not.

Mmm.

It's time for the picks.

Ugh.

That's enough.

Oh.

Give me your picks. Let's go make some money.

Get your ass up.

Fuck, you're so lazy.

You're still sleeping?

You better run.

Well,

this is one of many. The guacamole's in there. Okay. Yeah, there's more.

Where have you been all my life?

One, two, three.

That was awesome.

You like this?

You're amazing. I thought you were.

Oh, sorry.

I just had the same football number.

Oh, my God.

Isn't that awesome?

Showing my support.

Let me see your stomach. Hold on.

God.

Football who?

Football what?

Oh look, you have an arm too.

Alright, don't break it.

Go break a nail. Here we go.

Oh, look at you.

Yeah, run.

Touchdown.

That's a touchdown, man.

You were practicing.

You were practicing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn, girl.

Okay, ready?

Right through the window, right?

There you go. And hike.

Go, dude, go! Go!

Go, go, go!

That's that, huh?

Ah.

Okay. Now I can see.

Yeah, okay.

Yes, we did it touchdown what if I got

It's the mashed potato.

Good deal.

All right.

Our bets are in. We're doing... What are we doing? Are we winning?

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no.

What the hell happened?

Fuck the Raiders.

I can't eat them. We know who we eat. We know who we eat. We didn't have plans

today, but that's okay. I'm still going to stay clean.

Or not.

Get that out of the way if you want. That's just amazing.

Look at you.

I just love my slobber all over your stomach.

It's like glistening.

It's like fake oil. You're trying to make me look good.

You want a little football lap dance?

Nice!

It's halftime.

It's a new form of halftime entertainment.

Maybe. Maybe.

That's true.

Did you hear me coming?

No, I didn't.

I felt you. I felt you coming.

My devious ways.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

He's been teasing me all day.

Payback.

Really good.

This is the ultimate football snack.

Oh my God.

Just like that. Grab that loop.

Grab that loop.

oh my god your hands feel good oh my

god just like that oh

fuck baby oh god

squeeze it squeeze it real tight squeeze it as hard

as you can

I'm squeezing it into my tight pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to come here if I see you again.

How many times has it been?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh shit.

Perfectly blazed.

Yeah, oh

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

shit.

Oh. Oh,

fuck. Just like that.

Are you okay?

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, shit.

Turn around. Yeah.

Just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Are you kidding?

Just fuck that dick.

Oh, my God.

You're gonna make me cum in here.

Just like that, huh? Look at that.

Oh, my.

Oh shit.

Fuck.

Oh, God.

Hmm.

Oh my god.

I think we got it.

Time for football snacks?

I just had a meal. What are you talking about?

Yeah, let's have some football snacks.

What? What the fuck just happened?

Unnecessary roughness.

Put both snacks in a nap. I'm going to do it again.

Okay.

There you go. Hurry up.

That's it. That's all you got.

Oh, fuck.

What do we have? We have one minute, 11 seconds.

Yeah.

Let's see.

What's he talking about?

Oh, okay.

I guess.

That's good for us. It's second to 22 now.

Okay.

That was a bad call.

Really bad call.

Come on. Cover.

Yes. Third and 22, baby.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

They hold up two more plays and we win.

What do we call them?

You can't do it.

We're not going to have.

Okay, minute.

See, we can hold them. Come on, Romo the homo.

You know all your Dallas fans are fucking going to hate you, Dallas. I

don't have any Dallas fans.

Nah, it's always fun.

I love my teams. I would never, I don't dislike somebody because of their

preferred team. That's so lame.

What would football be without rivalries? It would be no fun. Don't

worry, girl. They're not going to cancel their membership. Don't worry.

I like it. I'm serious.

Somebody said that the other day. They said, well, I liked you until I knew you

were a Steelers fan. Yeah.

Like, I'm a different person. I don't get it. Come on.

My ass doesn't look as good now?

Okay. I don't care who you're rooting for.

Football who?

Third and 27?

Yep.

How did he get 27? I don't know what's going on.

Blow it. Oh, he's wide fucking open.

It's okay because it's going to be four down now.

Look at, do you see this new tackling?

What is that?

Bumping.

It's embarrassing.

They should be wearing pink.

What the hell? Watch this. Watch this. First of all, he's wide open.

And then when they finally get to him, he bumps him. Boink. That's not a

tackle. He trips on his own guy. It looks like college ball.

That's high school ball.

I don't get it. Throw his ass on the ground.

In

between

plays, we have stuff to do. Yeah, right?

Tony Romo. Too hot, girl.

Okay, so we got snacks, football.

Okay, you can tell what we like.

You mean what I like?

What we like. Did you have some, too?

Oh, yeah. I love it. Can I have some, too? No. You can't have that. That would

probably be very bad.

What to do? What to do?

What's she doing?

If I lose my bet, you're going to have to

take my mind off the page. Cheer you up?

I know, right?

I can do that.

I'll do my best.

Okay, let's see.

Six seconds.

Come on.

Hello. Hello.

Look at them all. They're just like.

All right, here it is.

Come on. I'm trying to focus.

Oh, my God. Oh, these fuckers. Fucking another time out.

I know, right?

Swing.

All right, so this is it right here. If they don't score, we lose.

They don't get the two points.

Too much stimulation.

It is. Come on. Come on, score.

Score, get it. Yes. No, we missed it. Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Damn.

So Baltimore wins by two.

So we lose by one point.

One point. One point.

Oh, that's brutal.

Oh, what am I going to do?

Take your clothes off.

That's what you're going to do.

Take it on one game.

Fuck football. Fuck it. Come here. Fuck it. Come here.

Fuck the snacks.

The football turnout wasn't perfect. Fuck football. The sex can be.

I'm going to make it up to you.

Only shitty bets.

Hey, now.

Not me.

What are you doing blaming on me?

That's just about perfect.

Ah.

Oh my god.

Oh my fucking god.

Ah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Unbelievable.

Oh god, that feels so good.

Looks good from this angle.

Oh my God.

Oh my god, just like that.

Oh yeah, that's so awesome.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

You have a good view back there.

I've got to get into you.

Oh, yeah.

if I see it on my face.

Put it on my face.

One more time One more time Just so fucking deep Look at that Oh

my

Pussy lips wrapped around your cock.

Put your feet on my stomach.

Oh, you're turning out so well.

Lovely coming here.

Gonna leave me something for later? Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

God, just milk that fucking dick.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God, girl, I'm gonna fucking cum in here.

Yeah? Just keep fucking.

Yeah, cum in that pussy again.

with all that sticky worm cum. Oh, God. You're working on it for me all day.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

You're insane.

What about that?

What is in that pipe?

Viagra.

Don't give my secret away.

I guess time for more football snacks.

Let's go. Look at you. Oh, my God.

God damn.

Come on.

Let's go watch the other football game.

She's leaving me. Just until football, right? Just until the next game.

Don't make me fuck you right here.

Don't make me.

Don't make me, damn it.

You're the best. Drive safe.

Great to see you as always. Thanks for the snack.

Okay, don't be a stranger.

I won't be. Bye.

And there she goes.