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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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So, how much are
you asking for?
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Oh, nothing, just take
whatever you want.
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I don't want to start cluttering up
the place with old stuff, you know?
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That's what this new place is about,
I want to totally reinvent myself.
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From this moment on,
everything is going to be different.
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Hello, IT, have you tried
turning it off and on again?
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I did it! I did it!
I've been accepted!
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- No!
- What's going on?
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I've been accepted!
I applied and they said yes!
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Who said yes?
What are you talking about...
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Moss, you're shaking!
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Consonant, please.
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B...
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And a vowel, please.
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And lastly, A.
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And here's the Countdown clock.
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All right, let's see what
we've got. Jeremy?
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Six.
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And Maurice?
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- And Maurice?
- Nine.
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Jeremy, what's your six?
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TENANT
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And Maurice?
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It actually already is a word...
TNETENNBA.
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Good heavens, really? Could you
use it in a sentence for us?
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Good morning,
that's a nice TNETENNBA.
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Someone reminded me, you haven't yet
got a word less than eight letters.
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It's quite extraordinary.
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You really do look
like you're on your way
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to winning that
Countdown teapot.
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No offence, Jeremy.
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- Who are you?!
- Want me to do your windows?
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What?! What?!
I can't understand you.
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There we are, mate.
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No! No, no!
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Stop cleaning my windows!
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I want to go to the toilet.
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I don't know what
you're saying.
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I did the window
there and the...
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Yes, yes. Okey-dokey. I can't
understand what you're saying.
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Can I leave my bike
for a few minutes?
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Okay, then.
All right, bye-bye.
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What are you doing?
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Why are you bringing the bike inside?
What? No! Where are you going?!
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Where are you going?
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Why do I have your bike?
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And, then, when he leaves, he just
leaves all of his stuff in my flat.
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- What stuff?
- All his window cleaning bollocks,
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the ladder, bike, everything.
It's still there!
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What, in your flat?
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Yeah.
He never came back.
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- Yeah. He never came back.
- How did he even get in?
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Well, he was very persuasive.
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I think. Well, I don't know how
to get in touch with this guy.
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His stuff is cluttering up my hallway.
I've had to start putting these up.
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My mum always says,
you should never open the door.
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What do you mean?
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An unopened door
is a happy door.
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So we never answer ours
when someone knocks.
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- What, so you all just sit there?
- Yes.
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So the doorbell goes
and you all just sit there...
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until the person goes away?
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Yes.
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What if it's important?
What if it's good news?
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This is London, Jen.
It's not someone with cake!
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Unless that cake is made
of dog poo and knives!
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Laters. I'm going to zone out at
the heads of department meeting.
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I thought you were
trying to avoid those.
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There's only so many times I can
say there's a RAM emergency.
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Hello?
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Yes?
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Hello. Can I come in?
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- Why?
- What?
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Why do you want to come in?
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Isn't this the heads
of department meeting?
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Every Monday and Friday?
Or has it changed?
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No, no, yes, it is. You've
missed a few though, haven't you?
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Yeah, there was a
RAM emergency.
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The...
office had too much RAM.
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Okay, well you see the nature of
the meetings has changed somewhat
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and it wouldn't be fair on you.
There'd be a lot of catching up.
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Oh, okay!
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Okay! Thanks, Jen!
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They don't want me. They don't
want me at the Monday-Friday!
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I thought you hated
those meetings?
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I did hate those meetings until they
didn't want me at those meetings.
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And now I love those meetings.
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Five minutes, Mr Moss.
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Thanks, Phil.
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A fan of tiny biscuits.
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You are full of surprises.
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Please, don't let me stop you.
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I like a man with appetite.
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It's what got you this far.
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Sorry, do I know you?
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They call me Prime.
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I had another name, once.
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I no longer go by it.
Harold Tong.
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That's right.
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I won year 16 of Countdown.
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Yes, it was I who won
the 16th Countdown teapot.
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The teapot we all crave.
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You crave it too.
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Your eyes betray you.
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He has spirit, this one.
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But do you have the spirit to become
an ultimate champion, I wonder?
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Do you want to get a
photo together or something?
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I came only to give you this.
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What is it?
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Roy?
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Jesus! Alistair, hey!
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Long time no see!
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Yeah.
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Roy and I were at
college together.
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Yeah.
Wow, you are looking great!
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Thanks.
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So what are you
up to these days?
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What am I up to?
Wow. Big question.
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I'm the head writer
for Shotgun games? Do you know them?
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Yeah! Wow! Really?
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I play Shotgun games all the time.
They're brilliant.
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Oh, thank you.
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Wow, that is so cool.
Hey, you just won an award, right?
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Yes.
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Well, see you soon, Roy.
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Yes.
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Don't ask me what I'm doing,
you arrogant twat.
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Sorry, I'm not sure
I'm in the right place.
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Oh, you're in the right place,
Mr Moss. Welcome to Eight Plus.
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You came! I'm glad.
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That's Roger Black.
That's Steven Pawlin.
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You know your ex-Countdown
winners.
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Why are they all here?
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Why, for someone who knows how to
add and subtract and multiply
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and divide lots of numbers to get
one other number,
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you're not so good at putting
two and two together, are you?
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This is Eight Plus!
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An exclusive club for
those gifted few
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who make it through
to eight episodes of Countdown.
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And you are our newest member.
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Oh, isn't that nice?
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Thanks for letting me know.
All right. All right. Bye.
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Does it not outrage you, Roy,
as a member of this IT department,
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that I, your head, is not being
represented at the Monday-Friday?
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Couldn't give a shit.
My neighbour just called.
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Turns out that window-washing Willie
from West Gibberish is not now going
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to be able to pick up his
window cleaning bric-a-brac.
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Why not?
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Oh, he was hit by a car or something.
Just my luck!
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You shouldn't have agreed to mind
it for him in the first place.
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Thanks, Jen. That's really helpful.
That's really good advice.
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That's exactly what I'll do.
In the past!
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When it happens again, last week.
I have to give it back to him!
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It can't just live in my hallway!
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Don't give a shit!
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No, no.
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Oh, no! No! No!
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Alistair!
I'm not a window cleaner!
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Alistair!
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Alistair!
I'm not a window cleaner.
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I'm not a window cleaner!
Alistair!
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I'm not a window cleaner!
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All right, something weird
is going on in that room.
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They're wearing dressing gowns.
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Roy, will you listen to me?
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I don't have to listen to you.
I'm not married to you.
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I've got a lot on my mind
right now, Jen.
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This bloke thinks
I'm a window cleaner.
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Bloke I went to college with.
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He's doing amazingly...
The creature he was with.
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And he thinks that I am a window
cleaner. A window cleaner!
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What's wrong with that?
It's a noble profession.
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If your last profession
was cleaning balls!
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Google him.
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I've tried.
He has no online presence.
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Apparently people were being rude to
him so he suspended all his accounts.
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He's not on Friendface,
he's not on Chitter.
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Listen...
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How do people expect you
to track them down
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if they maintain no
online presence!?
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You've both asked and answered that
question. What's going on up there?
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Is this meeting room five?
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You know, they soundproofed that
a few weeks ago?
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Really?
What's that all about?
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Douglas said it was for
super secret meetings.
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But I want to go to
super secret meetings.
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I can't believe I might be
missing super secret meetings.
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But the dressing gowns.
Why are they wearing dressing gowns?
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Orgies!
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No.
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Maybe they're getting some kind of
executive massage treatment
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for being brilliant.
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Do you think they're
getting massages?
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If they're getting massages, I think
my human rights are being abused
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by them not letting me in.
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Why don't you wear a towel,
hang around the door,
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and see if they let you in?
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I have my dignity,
thank you, Moss.
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No.
Hang on, that might just work!
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I can't believe you've joined
a swanky club. It's so showbizzy!
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Roy, the people here
see me in a certain way.
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It's perhaps not the way
I've been seen outside of the club.
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I'd just like you not to,
you know, mention it in any way...
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you know.
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Sure. Yeah.
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No problem.
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Hello, Terence. Glass of milk.
Straight up. Prime?
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Ribena for me.
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Roy?
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Oh, I'll have a beer.
Thank you.
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Alcohol-free beer, surely?
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No.
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Get him what he wants.
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But...
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- But...
- Just get him what he wants.
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I'll have to go out.
Can somebody mind the bar?
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No. You know what? It's fine.
I shouldn't really be drinking
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during lunch. I'll just
have a coke. It's fine.
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Will I see you tonight?
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Not now, Ivana.
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Did you have sex with that lady?
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If you call that mindless
animalistic rutting sex, then yes,
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I suppose we did.
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That sounds like sex!
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Countdown Groupies are the most
sexually voracious of all groupies,
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and the most beautiful.
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I hear someone likes drinking beer.
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This is a private booth,
Negative One.
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Is that a name?!
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This is a private club, Word.
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Word! True dat!
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True dat, innit.
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My name is Word here.
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Roy, please.
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I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Negative One.
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Heard you been catching
some nice letters.
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I get the same letters
as everyone else.
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Good when they fall
in the right order, though, innit?
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Steady, gentlemen.
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Boom!
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Don't mind him. Negative One
was quite proud of being
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our best speller
until Moss came along.
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Ah, our drinks.
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Can I just say...
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I am having a great time!
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Hey, y'all. Turn the music off.
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Turn the music off!
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What's he up to?
249
00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:22,591
Maybe our new champion would like to
test his skills out on the street.
250
00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:28,032
He's challenging you to a game of
Street Countdown. You cannot accept.
251
00:15:28,073 --> 00:15:30,629
It's too dangerous!
252
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,230
Well, what do you say?
253
00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:36,192
Or is you worried
you is going to show yourself up
254
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,192
in front of your girlfriend?
255
00:15:38,201 --> 00:15:40,913
He's calling Roy your girlfriend.
256
00:15:40,922 --> 00:15:44,918
Within the walls of Eight Plus,
that's a definite diss.
257
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:50,401
You're lucky my "girlfriend"
has gone to the toilet.
258
00:15:51,682 --> 00:15:54,358
Is you going to
answer me or what?
259
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:56,719
No! We promised
those days were over.
260
00:15:56,728 --> 00:16:00,724
No more unlicensed
Street Countdown battles!
261
00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:03,122
I didn't arks you.
262
00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:06,028
I arksed him.
263
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,764
Well?
264
00:16:09,773 --> 00:16:11,165
What is Street Countdown?
265
00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:15,171
It's more or less the same as normal Countdown,
except we play it on the street.
266
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,287
That doesn't sound that dangerous.
267
00:16:18,296 --> 00:16:20,448
It can get quite cold.
268
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,128
I always wear thermals.
269
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:24,450
Ah, then you're probably fine.
270
00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:27,330
Hey, I is still standing here.
271
00:16:27,339 --> 00:16:28,891
What do you say, newbie?
272
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:32,897
I came here
to drink milk and kick ass.
273
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,733
And I've just finished my milk.
274
00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:44,540
Welcome to Street Countdown!
275
00:16:53,109 --> 00:16:55,702
First rule of Street Countdown
276
00:16:55,711 --> 00:16:59,663
is that you really must try and tell
as many people as possible about it.
277
00:16:59,672 --> 00:17:03,263
It's a rather fun game and the more
people we tell about it the better.
278
00:17:09,431 --> 00:17:11,387
What the f...?!
279
00:17:11,396 --> 00:17:13,068
Where is... everyone?
280
00:17:13,077 --> 00:17:16,949
Hello?
281
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,070
Hello?
Moss?
282
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,375
Ivana?
283
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,396
Hello?
284
00:17:35,405 --> 00:17:37,602
Hello in there!
285
00:17:42,525 --> 00:17:45,025
Oh, for f...!
286
00:17:49,846 --> 00:17:52,082
Oh, hey! Hey mate!
Mate!
287
00:17:52,091 --> 00:17:56,087
Could you do me a favour?
288
00:17:59,531 --> 00:18:03,531
So do you just do big windows,
or do you do call outs?
289
00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:07,208
What, did you think I would
come round and do your house?
290
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:10,714
No. No. Didn't think that.
291
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,152
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
292
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,293
Oh, hey!
293
00:18:18,302 --> 00:18:21,014
Alistair! Alistair!
294
00:18:21,022 --> 00:18:23,255
It's me!
295
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:25,535
Alistair!
296
00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:27,976
I'm not a window cleaner!
297
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,057
Hello?
298
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,698
I'm not a window cleaner!
299
00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:35,619
I've got to go.
300
00:18:35,628 --> 00:18:37,380
I'm...
301
00:18:37,389 --> 00:18:39,821
I'm not a window cleaner!
302
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:44,326
Oh, that bloke. He thinks
I'm a bloody window cleaner!
303
00:18:48,469 --> 00:18:51,065
Not that there's...
304
00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:54,671
It's a noble profession.
305
00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:07,135
Is this as fast as this goes?
306
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,316
Consonant.
307
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:23,722
Vowel.
308
00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:28,239
Vowel. Boom!
309
00:19:28,248 --> 00:19:30,240
I'll take a further consonant.
310
00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:32,600
Consonant, you get me?
311
00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:34,682
I'll take a vowel this time.
312
00:19:34,691 --> 00:19:38,687
I'll have what he's having...
vowel.
313
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:42,324
I'll have another consonant.
314
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:46,330
Give me one of dem sweet,
sweet consonants, you get me?
315
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:50,287
I'll take a consonant,
plain and simple, thank you.
316
00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:53,808
I'll take an even sweeter vowel.
317
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,690
I'll take a regular vowel, please.
318
00:19:56,699 --> 00:19:59,370
Yeah, I think...
319
00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:02,331
I think that's probably
enough letters, yeah?
320
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,733
18 letters.
321
00:20:04,742 --> 00:20:07,194
I've never seen so many!
322
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:09,854
He is the one.
323
00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:10,743
What happened to you?!
324
00:20:10,768 --> 00:20:13,856
Shh! This is the longest word
yet on Street Countdown.
325
00:20:13,865 --> 00:20:16,057
Unlike normal Countdown,
you see, what happens...
326
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:18,057
I don't care.
327
00:20:24,145 --> 00:20:26,221
Negative One?
328
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:27,702
12.
329
00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:32,643
Moss?
330
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:34,504
16.
331
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,105
Your word, Negative One?
332
00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:41,147
Enormousness.
333
00:20:41,756 --> 00:20:45,752
I shall give my answer, if I may,
in the form of a joke.
334
00:20:46,474 --> 00:20:48,629
This is most irregular.
335
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:52,634
What do you call Negative One
sitting alone in an empty room?
336
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,512
I don't know.
What do you call Negative One
337
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,272
sitting alone in an empty room?
338
00:20:57,281 --> 00:20:59,954
Overnumerousness!
339
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:01,794
Gyles?
340
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:05,800
Yes, that is a word!
And the joke does make sense.
341
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,165
Okay, let's go!
342
00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:35,966
Oh, yes!
343
00:21:35,975 --> 00:21:37,327
Shit.
344
00:21:37,336 --> 00:21:40,409
Five, six, seven...
Ah! Jen, you've joined us.
345
00:21:40,618 --> 00:21:42,129
Yes, yes, I have!
346
00:21:42,138 --> 00:21:43,610
You're not really dressed for it.
347
00:21:43,619 --> 00:21:46,892
Thought I'd wear normal clothes
and work up a real sweat.
348
00:21:46,901 --> 00:21:50,152
Hardcore. There's me thinking
you didn't have it in you.
349
00:21:50,461 --> 00:21:54,457
Right, now let's take it to the max.
Five, six, seven, eight.
350
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,754
Hey! Hey, Alistair!
351
00:22:45,763 --> 00:22:48,375
Oh, God, I can't
believe I got you!
352
00:22:48,484 --> 00:22:50,395
How you doing?
353
00:22:50,404 --> 00:22:52,956
Yeah, no, it's Roy.
Yeah, hello.
354
00:22:52,965 --> 00:22:56,961
Listen, Alistair, I just wanted
to say, I'm not a window cleaner.
355
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,558
No, no, I work in IT.
356
00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,920
Yeah, yeah, with computers
and all that.
357
00:23:02,929 --> 00:23:04,760
Macs?
358
00:23:04,769 --> 00:23:07,761
No, I really just
work with Windows.
359
00:23:09,071 --> 00:23:10,467
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