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Hi.

Sorry to bug you.

I know you're working, but I know this is kind of awkward, but do you care if I

take a nap in here?

Take a nap in here? Don't give me that look. In my room?

Why do you want to take a nap in here?

The AC in the living room doesn't work, and I didn't sleep at all last night. I

have an apartment tour in three hours, and I just need to rest for a tiny bit.

Listen.

You're lucky that we're letting you stay here after you got dumped and kicked

out. Not to be harsh, but you are.

So I think you kind of need to pull it back with the favors and just maybe show

some gratitude.

No, I'm super thankful. Maybe make a dinner.

Come on. I can make dinner.

Yeah, I can do that.

I'll make a really good spaghetti.

I have a special recipe.

Is it really that hot in the living room? Yeah, it's, like, I literally,

like, didn't even sleep last night, and the sun is just, like, baking the living

room. Oh, my God.

Okay, well, if you take a nap, you need to be so silent, you better not fucking

snore. I don't snore. Because I am almost done.

I cannot be distracted right now, okay?

Yeah, I'm totally fine with that. Like, just, like, you want me to lay on the

other side or whatever?

I'll be quiet as a mouse. Yeah, I'll lay on the other side.

Dude, you are lucky that you're my boyfriend's best friend in the whole

world because there's nobody else that could invade my space like this. I swear

to God.

No, you seem like a really nice girl, and I'm glad I finally got to meet you.

Okay.

And I genuinely mean that, and I know I'm kind of being a little invasive.

All right. Get in the bed and go to sleep.

Okay.

Are you going?

Yes, I'm sorry.

Oh, my God. I'm tired. I'm not, like, thinking straight.

I'm working.

I'm so tired.

Good night.

I promise. I don't snore, but if for some reason I did, you can just, like,

kick me.

Oh, don't worry. I'll be kicking you if that happens.

You know what?

I think I'm going to take a nap, too.

Okay.

That's fine.

It's your bed.

It is my bed.

So, just remember, you stay there.

Your side.

Yeah, that's big enough.

Don't come on my side.

I won't.

Does it ever kill me?

I would kill you. Yes, I don't... To be, thanks.

And don't worry, you won't get hot, because I only have a sheet.

Are you asleep?

Are you asleep?

I'm sorry. Am I on your side?

I don't think you're on my side.

Not to, like, overstep or anything, but, like, is this... Are you meaning to do

that?

What do you think?

Listen, my bad.

My rules.

Unless you want to go sleep on the couch again.

I don't know. I'm down with whatever rules there are. I'll follow them. Okay.

I just finished work, and I'm horny, so... Oh, okay.

Do with that info what you will.

Oh.

Can I come on to your side?

Yes. Okay.

Oh, God.

Dude, my ass made you so fucking hard.

Look,

obviously this goes without saying, but we're not telling him.

don't even think about it.

with all these, like, little fuzzies.

Fuzzies all around? It's okay. I got them out.

You're welcome.

Well, it's not about you.

Like I said, it's what I wanted.

Maybe it's what I wanted since the day you showed up here, like two days ago.

Maybe I've been plotting this.

Maybe I turned the heat up way high.

You'll never know.

Thank you.

You like them?

Oh

my

god.

What if we shouldn't be doing this right now?

I mean, I don't think we really should. I know, and I just got, like, a wave of

guilt, and I think we should just go back to napping and pretend none of this

happened. Okay. We didn't have sex.

Yeah, no. So, it's fine. Do you want me to go to the living room? No, no, no.

Just, you know, stay on your side.

Okay.

Sorry if that was, like, awkward. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, well, it doesn't work out.

Yes, yes, yes.

Hmm? Like we're breaking some rules.

I know, we're breaking all the rules.

Well, to be honest with you, I've always wanted to do something like this.

But I've never had the chance.

So... Yeah.

But I'm being a slut.

Because... You thought I was like so average and boring, didn't you?

You just have such a professional job, I thought.

You kept it in mind?

Oh, well, if I have a professional job, then I need to be unprofessional in

other areas of my life.

You seem pretty professional at this.

At this?

I seem like I know what I'm doing?

Well, maybe I'm just a good actor.

This is a really nice one.

Not gonna lie.

Mm-hmm.

Oh my god.

I kind of want to keep going.

Yeah.

I don't have to be anywhere until 6, so.

Okay, good.

I think I'm going to sit on it.

Is that crazy?

Not at all.

I mean, maybe a little.

Maybe a little?

Wait, don't make me not do it.

a little crazy.

Look, to be honest with you, I've always wanted to try this position and I've

never done it before because, well, he doesn't like it because he thinks it's

too porny.

And I'm like, it's hot.

So you know what?

That's him.

And I love how he just left the door open.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're so good at that. Oh, my God. Fuck.

I never would have known.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah, right there. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my

fucking

God.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my god.

Well,

uh... What if I fuck you the other way again?

Yeah. Just one last time.

Just one last time.

They pushed.

Yeah? Yeah.

They're just coming all over me.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

fuck you.

Almost came inside me.

I pulled out.

I know, but almost.

Oh, fuck.

Well, did you enjoy your nap?

Oh, fuck. What the fuck is this shit?

You have to get out of here.

I gotta get out of here.

Do you need water?