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Hey. Hey.
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Check this out.
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Got your mother's day gift.
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You want to see it?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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Is that lingerie?
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Yeah.
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It's her favorite color.
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This is really great fabric.
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You like it?
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Yeah, it's just... I think she's going
to love it. I can't wait.
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Are you sure this is going to fit?
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Yeah, of course it's going to fit.
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This looks pretty tiny.
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Underwear is kind of deceptive. This is
like my size.
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That is not your size, believe me. I
took the measurements out. I went
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through her drawers this morning, and I
wrote down her measurements, and I
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brought it up to the woman, and the
store gave it to her, so I'm sure it's
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the right size.
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I know.
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that you're my stepdad, but you've been
in this family long enough, you should
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know that this is not her size. This is
tiny.
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It's going to fit your mother. Trust me,
okay? It's going to look wonderful.
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She is way more well-endowed than this.
Do you think I'm not kidding when we're
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picking out lingerie for my wife?
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Obviously, you just might be bad at
numbers.
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Now I'm bad at numbers.
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Well, look.
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I'm sure it'll fit fine. Look at this.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Look. Okay, these types of garments are
very deceptive, all right? Because
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it looks really big like this. Okay. But
it goes all the way
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around, right? Yeah, it looks like it's
going to be fine. It's totally fine. No.
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I'm sure it's going to fit fine. It's
extra small.
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Seriously, you think mom's an extra
small? It is not.
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Listen. No, look.
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It's not going to fit her. She's going
to hate it because she can't even wear
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it. And she's going to feel like you
can't pay attention enough to her to
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know what her size is. Oh, my God.
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You don't think I'm capable of doing
anything. Have you held them in your
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hands enough to know that this is way
too small for her?
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Apparently not, I guess.
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Okay. Well, I guess not because this is
my size.
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Are you sure about that? No.
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No, you want me to prove it to you?
Because this is not her size.
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Look at this. No.
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I'll show you. I'll show you. No, not
really.
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I'll show you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. What are you doing? What?
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No. You think that this is too small.
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I'm going to put it on and show you. Oh,
my God. Are you serious right now?
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Fasten this for me. Look.
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Are you being serious? If you put it on
yourself, you'll see. Oh, my God. Help
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me.
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It's not going to fit her.
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Look how... while this fits me.
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Right? Yeah.
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So next thing.
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What are you doing? Are you seriously
going to try the whole outfit on right
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now? Yeah.
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Look.
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Panties. Right?
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You're doing this right now.
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Panties. They look really big when you
put them on.
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And this one.
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The straps make it look a little weird.
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I cannot believe you're doing this right
now. When you figure it out, no, look,
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look. I can put it on the tightest side.
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Even if I put it on the loosest side,
it's not going to work.
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Damn it.
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Yeah, I know. I know I'm right.
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See this skirt?
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I spent all day shopping for this.
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Now what am I going to do?
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You're going to have to go back to the
same store.
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I don't want to feel this.
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I don't want to feel the weight.
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I don't want to be hanging.
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Very firm. I shouldn't be doing this.
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You know what?
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What do you mean? No.
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You've got to know what it's actually
like.
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Right?
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What are you doing?
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I was trying to show you that this would
really fit me better.
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I think you're right.
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I don't think I want to try you on now.
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oh my god my mouth is just this small
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh.
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I think
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it
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does look better on you.
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Oh my god, you have two hands like that.
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Oh my god.
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She's so mad right now. She knew what
she was doing.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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I love you.
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that laundry for yourself, huh?
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Obviously.
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Okay. Let me get out of here.
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