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Hi. I'm Larry David.
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I want to tell you about
a new store I'm opening
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{\an8}called Latte Larry's.
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{\an8}Why am I getting into the coffee game?
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{\an8}Because I went to this
coffee shop next door,
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and the guy was such a jerk
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that I felt like
I had to do something,
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and now, you know what?
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I got me a little spite store.
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Tremendous things in here, by
the way. You're gonna love it.
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{\an8}Look at this.
Coat rack.
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{\an8}You ever see that anywhere?
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Tables, they don't wobble.
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{\an8}And self-heating coffee cups.
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{\an8}Keeps coffee hot for two hours.
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{\an8}Check out that sign.
This is a defecation-free store.
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{\an8}That's the kind of feature
you dream about.
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{\an8}No defecating!
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Urinators... welcome.
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But if you are a defecator,
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or planning on defecating anytime soon,
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don't come down here.
This is not your place.
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Stay home.
Go next door.
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{\an8}So come on down to Latte Larry's
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{\an8}and have a hot cup of spite with me!
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You're not gonna believe
what's going on in here.
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You'll be very impressed.
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Come on!
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Larry, that is the most
amazing urinary experience
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- I've ever had in my life.
- How about the tray?
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It caught every drop, every
single drop. Thank you.
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Every drop.
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- Well, it's all working.
- Wow, man.
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Huh? You were right about the beans.
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Hey, going to Mickey's wedding,
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it's the greatest thing we ever did.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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I'm thinking, you need a title.
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- I need a fuckin' title.
- You know, like assistant manager,
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- in charge of beans.
- How about this one? Bean cobbler.
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- Bean-Meister.
- I like bean-Meister.
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- I'm gonna go use the pee cube.
- Peek your head in there.
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[Mocha Joe] See what I'm saying?
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All day long, ever since
he opened, in and out.
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And it's a little light
around here today.
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- What do we do?
- It would be great if you could go over there
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- and just sort of check out the vibe.
- Why don't you go?
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- I'm banned.
- You're banned?
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And, yeah.
And my mother.
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Do you believe it? Who's
a saint, by the way.
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- Your mom's banned?
- Yeah, yeah. Just, you know,
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get a cup of coffee and come back.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey. Uh,
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- a little wobbly.
- Yeah, you just put your foot on it, like that.
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- It's not a big deal. All right, thanks.
- All right.
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Aha, hey!
Look who's here.
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Hi. Is this for your benefit?
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In case there's any
handshaking to be done,
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I know I'm safe.
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- Have a little squirt.
- How'd you do this?
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- No wobble.
- Boy, that's solid.
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You know, when you want to do something
bad enough, you get it done, Ted.
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Hey. How about a cup of
coffee for Mr. Danson?
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Thank you very much.
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On the house.
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Oh, that's very sweet of you. Yeah.
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- Coffee.
- [Larry] Yeah.
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Make sure to tell Mocha Joe
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about all the amenities
that we have here.
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I think he'd enjoy that.
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Oh, hey. I know how, you know,
fond you are of me, so,
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I share this to make you happy.
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I'm going out with Cheryl tonight.
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- Thought you might want to know.
- Oh.
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- Thanks for keeping me in the loop.
- You bet.
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- Should be fun.
- She's a fun gal.
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Gotta say, you know, he's doing
some interesting things.
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What do you mean?
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Son of a bitch!
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- That's good. He's got the beans.
- Yeah.
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It's good. I don't
know how he did it.
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No, this is-- -Yeah, but
I gotta taste it again.
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Whoa, whoa.
Get your own.
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Aah!
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[Larry] I was nervous. I threw
the phone, and I took off.
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I had, like, this total beep panic.
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'Cause you just want to get away
from, from the other person.
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- It's humiliating. Yeah, it is.
- It's embarrassing.
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'Cause you never wanna
see this person again.
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- Right?
- It's almost like you're, like, caught doing something.
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You know, once I panicked,
I threw my phone out the window.
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- What'd you do?
- I had to get out of the car and get the phone.
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- Did you see the guy?
- Of course I saw the guy.
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- What did he say?
- He beeped, he was beeping
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as I was, as I was
getting out of the car.
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- You put it in park.
- Yeah, of course I put it in park.
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Well, I don't know. If
you're so upset, who knows.
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By the way, think about that,
you leave it in drive,
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- you're just so overwhelmed...
- [Freddy] Right. That's what I mean.
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...so easy, get out of your car and
your car is rolling down the street.
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- Turn into a whole thing.
- [Freddy] Let's say he didn't put it in park.
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Maybe the car goes through the
light and hits a stroller.
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Who's responsible? I'm just
saying-- -Oh, so I killed a baby?
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- He could have.
- I killed a baby?
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- There, you're arrested for manslaughter.
- That's right.
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- All because you were texting.
- That's right.
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And now you killed a child.
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And now, how do you live with that?
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Or you can go this way. This baby
was the Hitler of the future.
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No. Listen to me. I love the
imagination, but it was a real story
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with real people.
It didn't need sci-fi.
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- Yeah, what are you throwing sci-fi in there?
- Why are you making--
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[Larry and Freddy] You're missing the whole point.
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Where's our food?
This is unbelievable.
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- Yeah. Where is she? I'm still hungry.
- I'm starving.
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Even though the baby's dead,
I still wanna eat.
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By the way,
Susie's going out of town.
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So I was thinking... golf trip.
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It's rare for me to
have this opportunity.
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Let's go to Pebble Beach.
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- Wow.
- Fun.
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- Fantastic idea.
- I love that. I love that.
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- Pebble Beach.
- Who's our fourth?
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- Lewis.
- [Larry] Lewis?
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If he can take a break
from his rehearsals.
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Yeah. I mean, he
might not even be able to do it.
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He's doing
Flowers for Algernon.
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- [Jeff] Charlie.
- [Larry] Charlie! Cliff Robertson--
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- In the movie.
- I remember I read the book.
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Yeah, in a small theater.
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- [Freddy] Why's he doing that?
- Because,
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you know why?
I'm gonna tell you why.
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Many of my clients do this.
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They feel that unless they can play
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- a mentally challenged person...
- [Larry] Yeah.
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...that they're not, uh,
worthy as an actor.
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No one wants to see him do that.
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I think that's where you're wrong.
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- I do.
- [Jeff] Are we going together?
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- I do. Yeah.
- [Jeff] Are we going together?
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I'm going to every performance.
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- [Jeff] I'll be there.
- [Larry] Yeah.
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- Oh. Boy, that looks great.
- God, I'm hungry!
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- I should've got the chicken. It looks terrific.
- Oh, yeah.
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- I'll give you a piece.
- That looks terrific.
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- [Jeff] Oh, it smells great.
- I'm so sorry again for the delay.
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I have diarrhea, so...
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I'm gonna come right
back in a little bit
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and check on you, okay?
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Having or had?
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I'm pretty sure she said "have."
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So she's in the throes of it.
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I'm gonna go home.
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I'm gonna go to the BMW dealer.
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Get some licorice. They got
the most fantastic licorice
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I've ever had in my life.
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I pretend there's something
wrong with my car,
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and then I grab a ton of it.
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Happened again.
The lights, you know,
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it all...
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Mr. David.
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You're back again.
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Hey. How ya doin'?
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I'm doing all right. How
are you? You run into
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another problem with the car?
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- Yeah. I'm not kidding.
- You're kidding?
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This is like the third time this month.
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- What's going on?
- The, uh, the vents.
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The air comes out and makes a
bit of a whistling sound.
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Oh.
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- The car is whistling.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- It's annoying. I can tell you that.
- Yeah.
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The last time you were here,
you didn't have the whistle.
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You had the check engine
light that was blinking.
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- Yeah.
- But we couldn't replicate the blink.
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- Is that so?
- This is the third
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or fourth time this month, right?
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The time before was something
with the steering,
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- it was pulling?
- Steering was pulling, yeah.
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By the way,
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where do you get that licorice?
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- The licorice?
- Yeah.
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I don't know.
Maybe Bavaria.
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- Bavaria?
- I will find out
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- where the licorice comes from.
- Yeah.
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And hopefully we will figure out
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- what the problem is with your car, too.
- I hope so.
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I'm getting a little tired of
coming in here all the time,
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- you know?
- Yeah. I see that.
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I will see what we can do.
All right?
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You can't-- $1 .30 a cup?
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We're not gonna make
any money doing that.
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- What choice do I have?
- Put in some coat racks!
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- No way! It's Southern California!
- One coat rack!
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- We don't need a coat rack!
- All right, then at least fix your scones, Joe!
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You eat them like they're
going out of style!
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Guys. Hey, guys.
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Keep it down. You're
disturbing the customers.
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- They're too moist.
- You never had a problem with the scones before.
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- They're too moist.
- You never had a problem with them before.
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Come in, come in.
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Enjoy the low prices.
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Hey, have you tried
Mocha Joe's?
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Hey, you remember me?
Ted Danson?
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Cheers?
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Becker? Cheers?
Any-- You remember me?
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Fuckin' tables.
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Hey. Come on, buddy.
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- Come on, what?
- You gotta relax.
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Relax what? $1 .10 a cup,
Mr. Danson.
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I mean, really.
Who are we kidding here?
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You got money invested in this thing!
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Joe, I'm worried about you.
I'm serious.
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Look, play some golf, you know?
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- Get a massage. Go to the movies.
- How can I go to the movies?
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- I'm running a business here.
- Okay, I'll tell you what.
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I'm gonna lend you some of my screeners.
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- What are screeners?
- Um,
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they're DVDs of all the latest movies
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the Academy gives us so we can vote.
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The thing is, though, you
gotta give 'em back to me,
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'cause they're all
watermarked or something.
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- I could get into trouble.
- That's really nice of you.
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I really appreciate it,
Mr. Danson.
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My mom would like that, too.
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Can I get you a cup of coffee?
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From here?
No, I'm good.
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[Jeff] ♪ Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah ♪
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♪ Come light the menorah ♪
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♪ We'll have a party ♪
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♪ We'll all dance the hora ♪
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♪ Hanukkah! ♪
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♪ Lovin' the Hanukkah ♪
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♪ Ya-da-da, da-da-da,
da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
236
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Ha!
237
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Mm.
238
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You have a wonderful trip.
239
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What the fuck are you so
happy about right now?
240
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Nothing.
241
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Bags back in the car.
I'm not going.
242
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- What are you talking about?
- Bags back in the car.
243
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,174
- Take me home.
- What?
244
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[Mocha Joe] I don't know how much longer
I can do it, Ma. I'm slashing prices,
245
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but every time I make them
lower, he lowers his!
246
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,354
Listen, you've gotta relax, sweetheart.
247
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,106
You have to.
You know what?
248
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Let's watch one of those movies
249
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that Ted Danson gave us.
The Green Book.
250
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It's about a guy from Arthur Avenue.
251
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- I don't, I don't know anything about it.
- Very good.
252
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,739
It starts at Arthur Avenue.
253
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It ends at Arthur Avenue.
254
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Very good story.
255
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- Come on. Sit next to me.
- Here you go. You can read
256
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- a little more about it.
- Sit next to me.
257
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,872
No, I don't want to read.
258
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:04,998
I want to see the movie with you.
259
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,958
It's a terrific movie,
sort of a nicer...
260
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:11,129
Goodfellas kind of thing,
but nicer than that.
261
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,759
Oh, that Mr. Danson, he was really
nice the way he gave us those.
262
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,721
- What?
- [Mocha Joe] Hold on a second.
263
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,556
- What?
- I gotta make a call.
264
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,934
- Now?
- Be quiet. I gotta call Larry David. Okay.
265
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,730
How you doing?
It's Mocha Joe.
266
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:29,856
[Richard] This is crazy.
267
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,649
[Freddy] It's like a
sweat lodge in here.
268
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,985
This is...
Whose idea was this?
269
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,361
Why are we even eating here?
270
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,447
'Cause we're trying to avoid
that waitress upstairs.
271
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,199
She literally said, "I
have diarrhea. I'm so--"
272
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,783
- [Richard] She actually said it?
- No, no, she said it.
273
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,327
All right, let's stop talking about her.
274
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,703
This heat's making me nuts.
275
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,246
Aren't you hot?
Take that thing off.
276
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,414
I can't take it off, because I don't,
277
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,790
I don't have a collared shirt,
278
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,835
and then Takahashi will,
you know, suspend me.
279
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,670
It's so elitist and such bullshit.
280
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,339
[Larry] Hey, get this.
Mocha Joe called me.
281
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Wants to get together.
282
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,133
I think he's crackin'.
283
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,134
- Really?
- He's crackin'!
284
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,011
- [Larry] Yeah.
- You got him to crack.
285
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,596
He said, let's talk, you know,
286
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enough is enough.
287
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,599
- [Freddy] What's it gonna take?
- [Larry] It's just an apology.
288
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,351
- And that's it? You shut down?
- I shut down.
289
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,477
[Jeff] Hey,
Richard. How's the play rehearsal going?
290
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,688
Are you taking the role very seriously
291
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,357
where it means the world to you?
292
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,816
It's the most important thing
I've done in my--
293
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,443
In 50 years in show business.
294
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,654
Why don't we-- I gotta get
out of my actor's head.
295
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,614
I live and breathe this guy 24/7.
296
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,658
Why, why don't we talk
about our golf trip
297
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,076
- that's coming up?
- The golf trip. Yes!
298
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,370
- Yes, yes.
- [Jeff] All right. Listen. Fellas...
299
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I am terribly, terribly sorry.
300
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,083
Um, I can't go.
301
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:32,752
You can't go?
You're kidding!
302
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,796
- You kicked off the whole thing.
- I know I did.
303
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,547
I thought Susie was gonna leave town.
304
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,006
She has decided to stay home.
305
00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:39,384
Wh-- What happened?
306
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,719
I was too happy at the airport drop-off.
307
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,138
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
308
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,266
I was, uh, bouncy.
I was dancing. I--
309
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,227
No, no, no. You gotta contain
yourself at the drop-off.
310
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,062
Of course you're happy.
Every husband is thrilled...
311
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,064
- I couldn't contain myself.
- ...to drop their wife off at the airport.
312
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,482
But you gotta contain it, and
you celebrate in the car
313
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:58,444
- on the way home!
- It's Susie. I couldn't contain it!
314
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,905
What are you gonna do?
Huh? He fucked up.
315
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,032
I fucked up. I'm so sorry.
Fucked up.
316
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,534
That's a shame, but I understand.
317
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,535
Maybe we'll go, the three
of us, huh? Pebble Beach.
318
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,745
Yeah.
319
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,163
Yeah.
320
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,377
Hey guys.
How's it going?
321
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,337
What are you doing?
I thought you worked upstairs.
322
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,673
I usually do, but with the AC thing,
323
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,675
- they moved me down here.
- [Larry] What?
324
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,552
And here you are.
325
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,429
Beet salad.
326
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,888
Sorry about the heat.
327
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,599
They're fixing it, but
it's a steamy one, right?
328
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,311
Okay. A soup for you.
329
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,187
And the salad is for you.
330
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,982
Light on the dressing.
I did not forget.
331
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,109
Soup--
Oh, my goodness.
332
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,236
Hold on.
Did you ask for croutons?
333
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,155
I, I thought I remember
I asked you.
334
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,490
You did or didn't?
335
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,660
But this is the soup you wanted, right?
336
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,633
Okay, do you
guys want some bread?
337
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,135
- Or, I, I feel like...
- No.
338
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,970
Let me know if
you need anything, okay?
339
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,139
- It's hot.
- Sorry about the heat down here, guys.
340
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,224
- Yeah, we're good. Go. Yeah, we're good.
- You're good?
341
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,769
- I feel like something's--
- No, no. Everything's good.
342
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,062
- All right. I'll go.
- Okay.
343
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,188
- Bye-bye.
- This is a fun table.
344
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:17,231
- Yeah.
- Oh, thanks. Yeah, thanks. We're fine.
345
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,941
All right. I'll come back and check in.
346
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,735
[Richard] Oh, great. Can't wait.
347
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,946
- Uh, that's "Diarrhea."
- I put it together.
348
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:27,575
Top five most revolting thing
I've ever seen in my entire life.
349
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,827
Ah, Mr. Takahashi!
350
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,788
You. Zip it.
351
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,123
- Yeah.
- All the way.
352
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,292
You unzip again,
353
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,960
- two weeks, no golf.
- [Larry] Okay.
354
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,629
By the way, how are you
hittin' 'em, Mr. T?
355
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,005
Not your concern.
356
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,382
Ah. -Mr. Takahashi: Gentlemen,
357
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,550
I see you're not eating your food.
358
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,011
- [Freddy] No.
- Is there a problem?
359
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,304
- Ah. Ah.
- No.
360
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,139
- Food's good.
- If not food...
361
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,350
- No.
- ...must be waitress.
362
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,102
All No.
363
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,145
- Diane.
- No, no, no.
364
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,855
And her diarrhea.
365
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,775
No, no, no, no!
366
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,569
How do you even know about any diarrhea?
367
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,488
Everyone knows about diarrhea.
368
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,073
It wasn't the diarrhea.
369
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,283
If it's not diarrhea, what is it?
370
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,536
- I...
- I don't know what it would be called.
371
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,579
[Diane] Club sandwich and your soup.
372
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,374
All right, you guys let me know
if you need anything else, okay?
373
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,718
Oh, boy.
374
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,595
Diane!
375
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,847
No one wants this.
376
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,691
[Larry] Hey.
377
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,276
Hi.
378
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,652
I saw Takahashi yelling at you.
379
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,280
Don't take that personally.
He yells at everybody.
380
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,906
Well, he fired me, so...
381
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:49,866
Oh, my God.
382
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,118
- He fired you?
- Well, yeah.
383
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,870
So what do you do?
You just, waiting--
384
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,288
You're taking a bus?
385
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,581
Yeah.
386
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:57,874
- You don't have a car?
- No.
387
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,375
Cars are expensive.
388
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,877
- Where are you going?
- Going home.
389
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,587
All right, come on.
I'll take you.
390
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,133
- Well, I appreciate you driving me home.
- Ah, of course.
391
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:10,052
Sorry about the whole
incident. I mean...
392
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,555
{\an8}- Firing. I can't be fired.
- I, yeah, I, I didn't... I didn't...
393
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,348
certainly mean to get you fired.
394
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,976
- You could have just eaten the soup.
- Really?
395
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,854
With your sweat in the soup?
I won't even eat my own sweat.
396
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,440
Huh? One drop of sweat
is like plutonium.
397
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,817
You would eat my sweat if I
dripped sweat in your soup?
398
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,653
I don't know, but to be polite,
it's like, I don't know.
399
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,489
You'd eat your sweat to be polite?
400
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,698
If I had a girlfriend--
401
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,658
My wife, my ex-wife, if she came
402
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,035
and served me some soup
and sweated in the soup,
403
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,745
I'm not, I'm not gonna eat the soup.
404
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,747
Maybe that's why you don't
have a girlfriend or a wife.
405
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,540
Oh, really? You think the majority
of people who are in relationships
406
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,750
wanna eat sweat soup?
407
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,335
If your girlfriend accidentally
408
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,669
sweat in your soup,
409
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,505
it would be insulting to not eat it.
410
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,881
That would be a deal breaker for me.
411
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,090
You can't sweat in food.
It's just...
412
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,800
It's like...
413
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,135
It's on the list of
rules for a waitress.
414
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,720
- Yeah. Okay.
- "Don't sweat in food."
415
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,138
Maybe it's a blessing in disguise.
416
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,890
I'm not sure you're really
cut out for waitressing.
417
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,769
Between the sweat and then that
whole diarrhea incident--
418
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,811
Okay, I'm just trying to be a waitress,
419
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,104
and I wait on you again--
420
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,689
Come on, asshole!
421
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,358
I wait on you guys all the time.
422
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,068
I just figured you would get it.
423
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,529
No, no one, no one gets it.
No one's gonna get that.
424
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,156
No one's down with diarrhea, Diane!
425
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,991
Okay. Well, now I know.
And now I--
426
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,744
It cost me my job, so now
I'm... I've learned.
427
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,371
So what are you gonna do now?
428
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:22,083
- I don't know. I used to do retail, so...
- Yeah.
429
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,501
I guess maybe I won't do that.
430
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,254
Hey, you...
You know what?
431
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,256
I just opened up a coffee shop.
432
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,133
I could actually use
somebody in, in the store.
433
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,844
- If you're... If you're interested.
- Really?
434
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,263
I would, of-- Yeah.
I would, I would be interested.
435
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,932
- Of course.
- You would?
436
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,350
- You have AC?
- Yeah.
437
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,102
- Great.
- Fantastic.
438
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,353
It's just amazing to me
439
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,063
- how things work out sometimes, you know?
- Yeah.
440
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,482
Hey, let me ask you this question.
441
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,442
Do you like licorice?
442
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,902
Sometimes I like a black,
443
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,029
and then I'll go weeks
with only wanting red.
444
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,615
- Yeah.
- And then I switch back to black.
445
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,826
- Mr. David. What a surprise.
- [Larry] Oh!
446
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,328
- Hello!
- What's the problem today?
447
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,290
- Well, uh...
- Let me guess.
448
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,292
Another mysterious odor?
449
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,544
Possibly a sound like a snake?
450
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:07,670
- No.
- No?
451
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,964
- No. Actually...
- Yes?
452
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,008
Looking for a new car.
453
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,593
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
454
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,470
And my friend Diane is gonna
help me pick one out.
455
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,930
She knows all about cars.
456
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,140
She gets Motor Trend magazine.
457
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,975
- She reads all that stuff.
- [Diane] I do.
458
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,727
I know all the brands.
459
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,645
And I'm so dissatisfied with my car
460
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,065
- because of everything that you just alluded to.
- Uh-huh.
461
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,525
- So you want a new car?
- Yeah.
462
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,526
Well, why don't you head on over there
463
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,861
where the cars are.
464
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:34,071
You know what?
I know where the cars are.
465
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,196
Well, shall we go over there?
466
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,949
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna go over there.
467
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,117
Great. Let's go.
468
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,702
Oh, you gotta get a piece of this.
469
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,662
Oh, this is tremendous.
You gotta get a piece of this.
470
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,122
- Okay. Wow.
- Yeah. Yeah.
471
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,874
- What is this even?
- It's licorice.
472
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,292
- Oh. Cool.
- Yeah.
473
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:50,004
Why don't we shop for a new car now?
474
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,717
You know what? That's
exactly what I'm gonna do.
475
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,136
- This looks-- yeah, yeah.
- Right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wonderful.
476
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,180
- That looks good.
- That's wonderful. That's wonderful.
477
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,223
- That's a good one.
- Look at that.
478
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,268
- Huh? How about that one?
- [Diane] Yeah. Beautiful rims.
479
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,186
- [Larry] Yeah.
- This is so good.
480
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,647
Yeah. Told you.
481
00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:08,606
[Larry] I think it's from Germany.
482
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,066
[Diane] I want to get a red one.
483
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,108
- [Larry] Well, let's go. Yeah.
- [Diane] Yeah.
484
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,361
Look, you don't fool me,
Mr. David.
485
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,031
- You're not here to buy a car.
- Well, you are mistaken, okay?
486
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,616
I am here to buy a new car.
487
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,160
- Am I not buying a car?
- Yeah, what is-- What?
488
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,079
I don't believe you for a second.
489
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,997
- Oh, you don't?
- That is correct.
490
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,041
- I'm buying a car!
- Oh, really? You're buying a car?
491
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,417
- Uh, yes, I am.
- Which one?
492
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,251
- Which one?
- Yeah, which one?
493
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,628
- Which one?
- That one!
494
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:31,420
Yeah. That one!
495
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,463
You're buying that one.
496
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,589
Yeah, I'm buying that one.
497
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,090
- The I-8.
- Yeah.
498
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,717
- Yeah.
- That's a top-of-the-line car.
499
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,718
That's why I'm buying it.
500
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,719
You can drive that off
the lot right now.
501
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:39,679
Okay. I will.
502
00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:40,429
Get the paperwork.
503
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:41,597
I want it fully loaded.
504
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,723
- Great choice.
- Good.
505
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,392
- I'm not gettin' a new car, huh?
- Larry,
506
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,644
he bought it! He totally thinks
you're buying a new car!
507
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,396
I am buying a new car!
508
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,357
- Really?
- Who does he think he is? He can't talk to me like that!
509
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,693
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
510
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,902
- You are quite welcome.
- Yeah, okay.
511
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,196
So you thought I was just
walking around the showroom,
512
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,074
you know, eating licorice.
513
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,742
- Right? Huh?
- You stepped up to the plate. Now you got
514
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,244
- a beautiful piece of machinery right here.
- Yeah.
515
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,329
- I got something else for you. Hold on.
- Yeah.
516
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,833
Oh, my God.
517
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,792
- Look at this! Licorice!
- Wow.
518
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,086
- That's a nice touch.
- Wow.
519
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,255
All right, you enjoy that.
Don't tell anybody else.
520
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,965
- We don't like to give it out to just anybody.
- Don't worry.
521
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,465
- Congratulations. Yeah.
- All right. Thank you.
522
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,093
- Drive safe.
- Okay.
523
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,221
- Hey, look at this, huh?
- Wow.
524
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,807
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
525
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,518
Look what I got. Huh?
526
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,645
Is this even me? This car?
I mean, look at it.
527
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,605
A lot of the Douchebags
at the club have it.
528
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,442
No offense. But this is a
popular car at the club.
529
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,234
Oh. Now I got the other car.
I got two cars.
530
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,821
That's your biggest problem.
You got two cars. I mean--
531
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,698
I don't even have one car.
I don't even know
532
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,825
what bus I'm gonna take to my new job.
533
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,536
Okay.
534
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,829
What?
535
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:49,665
No.
536
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,792
Yeah. Go ahead.
537
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,086
- Take the car.
- Are you kidding?
538
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,254
Take it! Take the car.
539
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,297
Larry, this is n--
540
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,840
- Huh? Yeah.
- I'm just gonna take it?
541
00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,925
This is worth getting fired
over. Are you kidding me?
542
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,761
This is an incredible day.
Thank you.
543
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,763
I will see you at work.
544
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,723
- I gave you a car!
- You just gave me a car!
545
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,142
I gave you a car!
What's wrong with me?
546
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,978
I don't think anything. Uh, how do
I get to the freeway from here?
547
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,855
Take a right, then another right,
548
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,065
then go through the
light, and second left.
549
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,479
Go.
550
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,773
What are you doing?
Come on.
551
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,951
- Aah!
- [Larry] What the fuck?
552
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,494
Larry?
553
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,290
Are you kidding?
554
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,084
- You came out of nowhere.
- I came out of--
555
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,710
- You were on your cell phone!
- Larry
556
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,170
you just went right through.
557
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,880
I know exactly what happened. I saw it.
558
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,465
I looked at you, you were texting.
559
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,175
Somebody beeped you, you had beep panic,
560
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,677
you threw the phone away.
561
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,220
Look, there's your phone
right in the front seat.
562
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,430
You threw it down. And you
were playing Candy Crush!
563
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,850
I've done it myself. I just had
beep panic the other day.
564
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,810
Fine. They
scared me, behind me.
565
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,270
- And I went. And I went!
- Of course. I know.
566
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:35,938
- Okay. So okay.
- I know how it works, so okay.
567
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,982
So we've both done it.
I see it. I get it.
568
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,608
All right.
I guess that, um,
569
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,609
I mean, we should exchange information.
570
00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:42,862
- What are you talking about?
- Well...
571
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,196
It's all my information.
572
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,739
Anyway, look at this.
573
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,074
Nothing's wrong with this car.
574
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,909
There's a little dent
in the bumper, but...
575
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:49,994
This is bad.
576
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,494
Oh, my God.
577
00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:52,955
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna call the, uh,
578
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,455
tow company.
579
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,834
I'll get the new one towed,
and, and then I'll...
580
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,711
I'll you know,
I'll take you home.
581
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:00,296
Your cars is the one that's being towed.
582
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:03,132
- How are you gonna drive me home?
- I'll drive you home in my car.
583
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,592
This is my car.
584
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,719
Come on. What do you--
585
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,888
- This is my-- You just gave me this car.
- What do you mean it's your car?
586
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,515
Yes, I gave it to you with
very good intentions,
587
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,100
until you wrecked my car!
588
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,977
- You gave me the car, so it's my car.
- Are you serious?
589
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,311
- Are you serious?
- What?
590
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,938
You just give away cars
and take 'em back?
591
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,608
Oprah doesn't just give out
cars and then take them back.
592
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,984
Does that seem fair to you
that I gave you a car,
593
00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:24,945
you hit my new car, and
now I don't have a car?
594
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,573
- That seems fair?
- I, I don't know. What is fair?
595
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,992
- No.
- What's fair is for things to go back to the way,
596
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,952
the way they were 15 minutes ago...
597
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,497
- Well, I didn't have a car 15 minutes ago and now I do.
- ...when I had a car.
598
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,333
Well, I would love to
give you a ride home.
599
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,751
I would love to give you a ride home.
600
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:40,711
Well, how are you gonna do
that without a car, Larry?
601
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,423
Please take me home.
602
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,633
- Okay.
- Thank you.
603
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:50,429
- It's unbelievable. Now I gotta get a new car.
- Uh-huh.
604
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,097
I'm gonna get rid of that new one,
605
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,350
and I'm gonna buy the
same car I had before.
606
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,601
Why don't you just drive your old car?
607
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:56,810
I gave it away.
608
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,686
When you tell a motherfucker that story,
609
00:23:58,811 --> 00:24:00,731
you should say, "Lo and behold."
610
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,566
When a motherfucker
says, "Lo and behold,"
611
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,653
- it makes me fuckin' react.
- Oh, that is such a good observation.
612
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,821
- "Lo and behold..."
- Yeah. Lo and behold,
613
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,907
I gotta buy my, my old car new.
614
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:12,576
Now the story don't sound
so far-fetched and shit.
615
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,453
Hey, how many pieces of
licorice have you had?
616
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,121
Maybe about eight.
617
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,830
I haven't seen you take one
piece of red licorice yet.
618
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,708
- Only black for you?
- Fuck, yeah.
619
00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:21,542
Everything's black, isn't it? Right?
620
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,421
Something wrong with a person
supporting black and shit?
621
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,715
Black licorice, black jelly beans,
622
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,258
fuckin' blackouts,
623
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,844
burnt toast. I don't give a fuck,
I eat burnt toast.
624
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,304
Oh, so you must love pumpernickel.
625
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,306
Oh, fuck yeah. I take that
piece of burnt-ass toast,
626
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,558
put it between two pieces
of fuckin' pumpernickel,
627
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,978
have a burnt-toast
pumpernickel sandwich.
628
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,230
- You feel me?
- Oh, I feel you.
629
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:42,564
Hey, when are you going
on that golf trip?
630
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:43,565
You know, I've been thinking about it.
631
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,401
Jeff's not going.
I'm not gonna go.
632
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,694
- Oh.
- It's ridiculous.
633
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:47,903
That big motherfucker's the glue.
634
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:48,904
Yeah, he's the glue.
635
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,906
Mm. Jesus.
636
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:54,576
Boy, my stomach's really bothering me.
637
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,747
Oh. Hey. That's Mocha Joe.
638
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:02,084
He wants to talk to me.
So, um, do me a favor.
639
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,461
- Keep an eye on him. I don't trust this guy.
- Yeah.
640
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,629
- All right?
- You're right.
641
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:06,839
I don't trust him, either.
642
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,799
[Larry] So, Mocha Joe,
643
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,634
what can we do for you?
644
00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:12,970
Does he have to be here?
645
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,180
- I was hoping we could talk alone.
- [Larry] Yeah, well,
646
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:16,724
he's a business associate.
647
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,935
We actually refer to him
as the bean-Meister.
648
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,688
- He's always staring at me.
- [Larry] I wouldn't worry about it.
649
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,273
- He stays.
- All right, look. You know,
650
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:25,858
I've been thinking about this,
what's going on between us,
651
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,526
and I just wanna...
652
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,404
[Leon chuckles] -...say that,
uh, I think we need to...
653
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:32,740
[Mocha Joe] It's time that we, uh...
654
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,616
Aah!
655
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,578
[Mocha Joe] Something wrong?
656
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,083
[Mocha Joe] You okay?
You don't look good.
657
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,461
Aah, just excuse me just for a second.
658
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,338
[Larry] Aah!
659
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,673
Oh!
660
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,435
You think maybe you should check on him?
661
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,853
He's good.
662
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,193
You okay?
663
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:12,029
I'm fine.
664
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,660
You don't look too good.
665
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,334
- If you will excuse me...
- [Mocha Joe] Sure thing.
666
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,391
Ooh.
667
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,059
Where is he?
668
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,477
I don't know.
669
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:26,770
Mocha Joe!
670
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,730
You were supposed to watch him!
671
00:27:28,856 --> 00:27:30,232
My belly started to fuckin' bubble.
672
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,942
I couldn't control myself!
673
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,622
I come out of the bathroom...
674
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,749
...he's not there.
675
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,376
Not there.
676
00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,752
He's just negotiating.
677
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,130
That's negotiating? On what
planet is that negotiating?
678
00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,674
I do it with my mattress guys. I
have 'em out there pounding cotton.
679
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,968
And, uh, family throws out
a quote they don't like,
680
00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,553
I tell 'em to just get out
of there, walk away.
681
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,846
Mocha Joe's not negotiating.
682
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,598
That sucker's got
something up his sleeve.
683
00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,225
Now, let's talk about something
that we're all excited about--
684
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,394
A little magical place
called Pebble Beach.
685
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,022
By the way, I, I'm not gonna
go on the golf trip.
686
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,481
- Why not?
- I don't wanna go with three guys.
687
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,483
All right, you don't wanna do
three, we'll find a fourth.
688
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,402
Okay, you know what?
It, it's not even that.
689
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,070
I, I don't wanna do it without Jeff.
690
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,821
Jeff was the glue, anyway.
Let's face it.
691
00:28:18,946 --> 00:28:20,657
- His absence will be felt.
- That's true.
692
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,159
I wasn't that thrilled
about going, either,
693
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,328
- without Jeff. Maybe it's best for me.
- See?
694
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,539
I do have the play coming up
and I gotta study my lines.
695
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:29,875
Can we prevail upon you to give us a...
696
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,335
a little snippet?
697
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:32,461
- The role?
- [Larry] Yeah.
698
00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:33,545
I'd love to see the process.
699
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:34,880
Freddy wants to see it.
700
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,381
Aah, that's a little unfair.
I mean, look,
701
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,300
- the people are around here--
- [Larry] Yeah, so what?
702
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,801
- Come on, Charlie.
- [Richard] Nah, no.
703
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:42,221
Yoo-hoo, Charlie!
Charlie, are you in there?
704
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:45,974
Charlie! Char-- Charlie!
705
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:50,896
I'm gonna get that operation.
You know why?
706
00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:55,484
'Cause I'm smart. I'm smarter than
that mouse, that stupid mouse.
707
00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:00,447
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Why are you laughing?
708
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,282
Jeez, a compliment.
You have a natural touch.
709
00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,785
- It was the initial response. But it's very good.
- [Freddy] Yeah.
710
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,080
- It was hilarious.
- It's not hilarious. I'm a-- It's dramatic.
711
00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,206
It was very moving, then.
712
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,504
Wow.
713
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:17,089
- What do you know?
- Look who's here.
714
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,382
- Coming for a little lunch?
- [Susie] Yeah.
715
00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:19,549
What the hell is this?
716
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:20,759
Oh, this is my loaner car.
717
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,302
- Yeah, but it's white.
- [Larry] So what?
718
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,137
The color of a car doesn't
really matter to me,
719
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:27,224
because I don't really see
it when I'm inside the car.
720
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:28,642
It's like being inside your face.
721
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:29,851
I don't know what my face looks like.
722
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:31,228
Who forgets their face?
723
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:32,896
I'm in a capsule.
I don't know.
724
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,023
Everything's coming from
inside the capsule.
725
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,566
So the outside of the car
is a mystery to me.
726
00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,944
I don't believe you for
a fucking second.
727
00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,779
And I think you're obsessed
with the white car,
728
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,073
- and you're embarrassed by it.
- [Larry] Hey, by the way,
729
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,033
our little golf trip to Pebble Beach...
730
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,202
- Yeah?
- ...has been canceled.
731
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:48,704
Boo-fucking-hoo.
732
00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,414
Yeah, anyway, you know,
I have something for you here
733
00:29:50,539 --> 00:29:52,708
- you might enjoy. Yeah.
- Really?
734
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:53,959
- Here you go.
- What is this?
735
00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:55,502
It's only the best
licorice in the world.
736
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,380
It comes from Bavaria. You'll
never taste anything like it.
737
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,799
Turn the TV on, put
that in front of you,
738
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,718
and, and you will enjoy yourself.
739
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,595
- All right, well, thank you, Lar. I appreciate it.
- All right. Okay. Sure.
740
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,432
Have a nice day in your white car.
741
00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:09,558
By the way,
I don't see the hood.
742
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,643
- By the way, I don't believe you.
- Yeah.
743
00:30:11,768 --> 00:30:12,728
- Bye, Lar.
- Bye.
744
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,104
- Thank you.
- Sure.
745
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:15,063
What the fuck am I gonna do with this?
746
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,648
I hate licorice.
It's disgusting.
747
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,859
[Larry] Cappuccino for
Katie! Cappuccino for Katie!
748
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,444
Cappuccino for Katie.
749
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:24,573
Okay, coffee and a croissant.
750
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:25,866
Larry, we need to charge
the self-heating cups.
751
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,617
Where's Diane?
She's supposed to be here.
752
00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:28,952
I have no idea where she is!
753
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,913
Oh, my God.
What is wrong with her?
754
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,542
- Oh, hey, Larry.
- Larry Where are you?
755
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,795
Oh! Oh, my goodness.
I totally forgot.
756
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,173
I'm so sorry.
I was gonna call you.
757
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:44,134
I'm actually not gonna come in anymore.
758
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,803
- What? What are you talking about?
- I just wanna travel
759
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:49,181
while I have the chance
before I get another job.
760
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:50,474
- You have a job!
- I'm thinking of
761
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,267
going to Europe or maybe Thailand.
762
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:54,353
Europe? You can't go to Europe!
You don't have any money.
763
00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,229
Well, actually,
I sold my car.
764
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,148
Oh, my God.
You sold my car?
765
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,150
- Are you kidding?
- Well, it was actually my car,
766
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:03,528
and I sold it on eBay, which I
didn't know you could even do.
767
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,739
- What the fuck?
- It was pretty low mileage.
768
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,742
- So I got a lot for it.
- I gave it to you so you'd have something to drive.
769
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,118
'Cause I was a nice guy.
770
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,411
Well, I don't need to drive anymore,
771
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,704
'cause I'm going on this trip.
772
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,289
Aah!
773
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:15,582
Hey, uh, we're out of napkins.
774
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:16,708
They're in the back.
775
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,668
Next?
776
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,880
Hello? Next!
777
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:23,298
Sir?
778
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,633
- Hey!
- Oh.
779
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,511
I'm sorry.
780
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:28,970
- [Larry] Oh, fuck!
- I'm sorry. I am sorry.
781
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,181
- Aah! Aah.
- I'm so, so sorry.
782
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,808
[Larry] Weren't you looking
where you're going?
783
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,268
You just came out of
nowhere. You all right?
784
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,438
- No. No, I'm not.
- I apologize.
785
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,315
Oh, okay.
Is that your phone?
786
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,818
I see what happened.
You were on your cell phone,
787
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,278
and somebody yelled, "Next,"
and you panicked, right?
788
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,114
Yes. I had "next panic," okay?
789
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,158
Ow. Jeez. Aah.
790
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:53,078
I may never walk normal again.
791
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,621
You know, nothing personal.
792
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,294
Are you Larry David?
793
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,588
What? Yeah?
794
00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,133
Mr. David, does look familiar?
795
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,301
What? It's a screener.
796
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,345
These screeners are digitally
marked with your name,
797
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,806
and there are copies of these
appearing all over town.
798
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,641
Impossible!
Impossible.
799
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,143
I, I didn't give them to, to anyone!
800
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,644
- We got some questions for you, sir.
- What?
801
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,020
Questions? What kind of--
802
00:32:19,146 --> 00:32:20,355
This is ridiculous!
803
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,857
Hey, my goodness.
What are you doing?
804
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:25,360
You know, you're treating me like
a war criminal, for God's sake.
805
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,321
That's him.
806
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,198
He did it.
He took my screeners.
807
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:31,324
- Took 'em from my house.
- This guy.
808
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,534
Yeah, this guy.
809
00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:34,035
I had too much licorice from Bavaria,
810
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,203
and it gave me diarrhea,
811
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,413
and when I was in the bathroom,
812
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:37,456
he took the screeners!
813
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,583
Licorice? Bavaria?
814
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,376
I really hope you get the help you need.
815
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,296
- That's the guy who-- He was in my house!
- In the car.
816
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:45,922
Thanks, guys. I really
appreciate what you do.
817
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,132
Bye, Larry.
818
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:49,259
Stop sending people over
to shit in my store!
819
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,388
[Richard] That's insanity.
For a screener?
820
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:54,931
They can't fine you that much.
821
00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,183
[Larry] Well, they did.
822
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,851
The FBI, they can do whatever they want.
823
00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,769
What are you gonna do?
I'm I'm lucky I'm not in jail.
824
00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,146
Ten minutes. Ten minutes.
825
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:02,898
All right, thanks.
826
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,858
- Have a good show, Richard, See you out there.
- You, too, buddy.
827
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,110
Break a leg.
How does my makeup look?
828
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:09,321
What's, uh, what's
happening with the hair?
829
00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:10,489
It's Charlie's hair.
830
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:12,407
Charlie looks like he
spends a lot of time
831
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:13,909
at off-track betting.
832
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,953
Well, that's reassuring five
minutes before I go on.
833
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,830
How dare you.
You're like a rabbi
834
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,624
heckling me at my bar mitzvah.
835
00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:22,167
What is this?
836
00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:23,502
- This? That tin?
- [Larry] Yeah.
837
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,295
It's licorice.
Susie gave it to me.
838
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,089
- Oh. Did she?
- [Richard] It's delicious.
839
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:30,842
- You ate this whole thing?
- Yeah, in about five hours.
840
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,427
I'd give you one, but
I'm a little anxious,
841
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:33,762
so I ate all of 'em today.
842
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,347
I think I'm a licorice addict now.
843
00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,598
Oh, my gosh.
844
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:37,682
Why? What's wrong?
845
00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,101
Nah. Nothing.
846
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,104
- [Richard] Well, thanks for coming.
- Yeah.
847
00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:44,981
Okay. Yeah. Break a leg.
848
00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:47,943
Hey, don't be depressed. If you want
some, you know, it's German licorice.
849
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,820
- It's the best. All right.
- Yeah, I know where it's from.
850
00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,865
It's showtime, Charlie.
851
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,451
Algernon beat you.
852
00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:58,036
You lost, Charlie.
853
00:33:58,161 --> 00:34:00,622
Does that mean that
I won't get the operation?
854
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:02,249
'Cause I lost?
855
00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,000
I can do better than that.
856
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:07,128
I want that operation.
I, I wanna be s-s-s...
857
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:08,630
smart.
858
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:11,258
We'll have to see what
Professor Nemur says, Charlie.
859
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,718
I'm not afraid of the operation.
860
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:17,055
Aah. Whoa.
861
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,473
Oh!
862
00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,892
I, I ain't afraid of nothing.
863
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:23,311
Because I'm strong.
864
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,565
Charlie?
865
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,942
Oh.
866
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,069
Did you want to say something
about being right?
867
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:32,821
Charlie...
868
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,739
- Whoa.
- Richard...
869
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,074
Aah!
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