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♪ Hey, when C.C. Rider was just a snot-nosed kid ♪

♪ I was already known for doin' what I did ♪

♪ The women all screamed as I walked by ♪

♪ My daddy would curse me ♪

♪ And my momma'd start to cry ♪

♪ 'Cause I was known, yeah ♪

♪ For doin' what I did ♪

♪ My reputation was strong, hey ♪

♪ For doing what I did ♪

♪ It ain't no way they could ever get the kid ♪

♪ 'Cause I was too well-known for just doin' what I did ♪

♪ Hey, my momma called the preacher ♪

♪ Called up everyone she knew ♪

♪ All of her friends no good and you know who ♪

♪ When old Casanova was a love-sick pup ♪

♪ I'd already broke me so many hearts ♪

♪ I could've started me a dump ♪

♪ 'Cause I was known, yeah ♪

♪ My reputation was strong ♪

♪ Hey, for doing what I did ♪

Hey! What the hell's going on here?

Today's a big flag day.

It's the Fourth of July.

Yeah! Yeah!

Fourth of July!

Discharged! Whoo!

I'm out of here!

Whoo!

Discharge!

All right. I'm out of here!

One more day! Yeah!

Discharge! So long, suckers!

Whoo!

♪ Then finally the teachers let me break all the rules ♪

♪ The press heard about it tried to put me in the news ♪

♪ They didn't have no comment for fear of what they'd lose ♪

♪ 'Cause I was known yeah, for doin' what I did ♪

♪ My reputation was strong hey, for doing what I did ♪

♪ It ain't no way they could ever get the kid ♪

♪ 'Cause I was too well known for doin' what I did ♪

♪ Ah, it was like I was wrong ♪

♪ Since I was born ♪

♪ Man, I stood alone ♪

♪ Yeah, baby, I was strong ♪

♪ Doin' what I did ♪

♪ Doin' what I did ♪

♪ Ah, doin' what I did ♪

Stig speaking.

Yeah. It's Mr. Devane.

Oh, yes, sir. Yes.

I've been expecting your call.

They got you working on the Fourth, huh?

Yeah, I'm gonna be working late. Damn it.

How's my baby?

Your baby? I'm looking right at it.

She's completely loaded.

Everything you want. It's got the cellular phone in there.

The Recaro buckets.

Everything you wanted. Loaded.

But, you know, when you phone in your order

and wire in cash, you're one of our preferred customers.

I'll be in tonight. And, Stig,

you'll recognize me by the smile on my face.

Right.

Morning, sweetheart.

How you doing? All right.

Morning, sexy.

Good morning.

How did you remember my birthday?

How can I forget, gorgeous?

You are so sweet.

Same day as the frigging country.

Processing, Section Seven, Finster here. Hello.

Howard. Storage room.

Howard?

Howard?

Storage room, five minutes.

No.

Howard.

No, no.

Howard? You listen to me.

Get your ass in that fuckin' storage room. No!

No, no, no.

Hey, no.

No, no.

Howard.

Okay, Howard, the guy's a designer.

He works out of a loft in LA.

He calls me. I tell him what I can get.

And boom. He wants 1,000 pairs dress-white bell-bottoms.

A thousand, Howard.

Now, Howard. I got him to 12 bucks a pair.

That's 12 grand, C.O.D.

I can't believe that you're trying to pull something like this

on the last day before discharge.

No!

Howard, my hand to God...

This is absolutely the last final one.

The last one was the absolute last and final one,

and the time before that was the absolutely last and final one.

I'm getting hives again.

Howard, I thought you'd be thanking me.

I am talking an extra six grand each.

This much inventory has to be split into separate lots,

each with its own manifest, each with its own point of entry.

No.

Wow. I didn't realize it'd be such a problem, Howard.

If I did, I wouldn't have transferred a consignment and rerouted a truck.

Howard, these are the invoice numbers.

Take them, Howard.

I mean...

You don't make this stuff disappear,

we could be in some serious shit.

I've got to get on this immediately.

Howard.

Come here and give me a hug.

That's it, pal. Good. Good.

All right.

How about lunch later?

Hey, Eddie. Master Chief wants to see you, ASAP.

You just can't stop, can you, Eddie?

If I did, you wouldn't love me.

Come in.

You asked for me, Chief?

Yes, I did.

I won't hoist half-sails with you, son.

Those SPs outside...

They're here for you.

Seems that due to the holiday,

the N.A. is short of bodies.

So your name came up.

N.A., Chief?

Naval Apprehension, son.

They got a prisoner brigged at Camp Lejeune Weapons Center.

Got to transfer him back here to Charleston.

Looks like that someone is you.

They need somebody for chaser duty.

Chaser duty?

Trouble with youth is that they shirk their duty.

No, no, no, no. Never behind the desk.

Your name came up on the computer, because you're unassigned.

That means you haven't gotten new orders, right?

No, but I'm out tomorrow, Chief. Discharged.

Yeah. Well, your availability...

Combined with your experience at base security

has handed you this detail. You should be proud of it.

Begging you pardon, Chief.

I know a colleague in personnel who could cancel this obvious mistake.

You better forget about that, son.

Orders are orders and you're in the Navy.

Chief, it's my last day.

I had plans.

Well, change them.

Dismissed.

One last time.

Very last time.

That guy could sell a freezer to an Eskimo.

Yeah. That gay thing, man. I mean, Congress is full of black gay sympathizers.

Oh, wow.

Destroy the evidence.

They'll go to Eddie's desk first.

I love you, Mom.

I love you, Dad.

Hi, Howard. Hello.

How are you? Good.

I need to make a phone call. Can you stop at that phone booth?

Thank you, I appreciate it.

Fucking redneck.

What'd you say, asshole?

Nothing.

I was just thinking how sad it is when cousins marry.

Whoo!

My friend.

Whoo!

Yo, Rock, what's a hap?

Scuttlebutt is...

The last partner busted himself up real good chasing some brother.

Should've shot that motherfucker.

Why you still driving this piece of shit?

Hell, we just got us a new rig.

Me and Vance was just gettin' ready to break her in.

We're going to go kick some asses this morning.

Bunch of Marielitos holding people up down near Patriot's Point.

We figure they'll hit today.

Reason being everybody's out celebrating and all.

We're going to fuck us up some beaners.

Yeah!

Hi, Chief, how you doing?

Is there a pay phone around?

We didn't introduce Rock to his new partner.

What'd you say your name was again, sis?

How could you confuse me with your sis?

Her dick's much bigger than mine.

Shit. God damn.

Rock, man, he ducked. God damn, man!

You saw. He ducked. What the fuck?

Listen, about that phone.

It can wait.

Wear it.

Sign for it.

Wear it.

Does he have a name?

Eddie. Eddie Devane.

Of course, you can call me Ed, or Edward.

How about I just call you asshole, and you answer to it?

Well, that would be a first.

Listen up, asshole.

The only reason you're here is because

Navy regulations require two people to transport a prisoner.

I don't need you, I don't want you.

And I don't want to have to repeat myself to you again.

I've had hundreds of partners.

And the smart ones stay out of my way.

The ones who don't...

They come back worse off than the prisoners.

You fuck with me,

and I will made this trip the longest six hours of your pathetic life.

Now get in the van!

This thing go any faster?

There's a guy running alongside over here asking for a ride.

Look, I got things to do tonight.

I get out tomorrow, you know.

It's cool. Discharge is honorable.

That's hard to believe.

Why's that?

Let's just say I've been doing this job for a while.

Meaning what?

Meaning I could see you from a mile away, Slick.

With that tailored uniform, a wad of bills in your back pocket.

You look like the poster boy for petty crime.

Maybe not even so petty.

Leave it alone, it's broken!

♪ I ain't no fighter I'm just a lover ♪

Two bacon chili dogs, large fries and a large root beer.

Hey, buddy.

That's not gonna do you no good.

The speaker's broken.

I'll take your order.

Oh. Okay, well, uh, two bacon chili dogs,

a large fries and a large root beer.

We ain't got no bacon chili dogs.

Since when?

Since as long as I've been working here.

Wait a minute. I've been here at least 50 times.

I always have those dogs.

So what?

I'll have a Flying Pig burger and a small Coke.

Hey, I'm not finished.

Just giving you time to look.

Well, come on, Pop. What will it be?

Pop?

Hey, listen up here. We can always go somewhere else to eat.

What? Oh, no!

No. You don't mean you're gonna take your business elsewhere?

Oh! Hey, you know what?

Beat it!

What! Go fuck yourself.

I'm going to kill you, you fucking pig!

Oh, great. Next food's 68 miles.

Pop!

I should have popped him, that civilian weenie.

How old are you?

That's not the point.

The point is there's such a thing as manners.

That's what's wrong with this country right now.

You're just not good with people, Rock.

You're pushing it.

I mean, I'm sure you're great when they're wearing cuffs.

But otherwise, you got about as much charm as a bulldozer.

Let me give you some advice.

And I gave you some when we started this detail.

Don't hit people head on.

If you want something, try the back door.

That's usually open.

Like your mouth.

One, two, three, hey!

One, two, three, hey!

Go on.

Ollie North's a fag!

- Welcome to Jarhead City. - Look at them!

Why do we despise jarheads so much?

- Why? - Yeah. Like it's like a given.

Marine equals dogshit.

How come?

Because they're assholes!

Yeah, right. I forgot.

They don't know what they're coming in to.

Those little fish heads.

The little fish boys.

It ain't a toy. Holster it.

Think of that as decorative.

That means don't touch the fucking thing.

The shit hits the fan, I'll be the one who drops them, okay?

Now, remember.

Four-fifths of this job is attitude.

If you're tough, they won't fuck with you.

From now on, you're mean.

God help us.

Here they come.

There they are.

Go ahead.

The fun is about to begin, boys.

Hey, Banger! Douche bag!

Oh, Rock. Rock, Rock, Rock.

Oh. Got a new partner there.

Yeah. Real pretty boy.

Excuse me.

Are we gonna wait here all day?

That all depends, sir.

What are you here for?

One seaman second class, Tony Johnson.

Tony Johnson? Mmm-hmm.

Give me that thing.

Could this be done out there?

I gotta make sure everything's in order.

They just sent the two of you for this prisoner?

No!

There's some cheese dick like you hiding behind us.

Come on. I got to get out.

You don't like tight spots, huh?

You should use some Vaseline.

Are you sure you don't have somebody else?

Come on!

Oh. You Navy boys are too slick.

One prisoner coming up.

Welcome to the house of gravity.

Jesus.

Oh, whoa! Oh! Navy, Navy!

Navy, slicker than ink.

Okay.

Make it snappy, Banger. We got a long haul back.

Johnson's seven to 10.

I got to make sure I dot all the "I's."

All right. I'm going to the head.

Strike some matches.

Anchors aweigh, jarheads.

You guys, take your positions.

Someone's having a bad dream.

That's all that is.

Why don't you sign this?

What is this?

It's routine, just to get the prisoner.

You'll be on your way.

Bring up Johnson!

Yes, sir!

Hey, Sarge! Yeah.

Got stuff written on walls here!

What is it?

"Banger bangs his mother!"

"Banger's a bad bitch."

All kinds of stuff.

Smell the seat. Smell the seat, Rock!

Play with the toilet fish, Rock.

That's where you belong, right down there with the toilet fish.

You guys in the Navy.

Whoa!

I'm not a big fan of the Navy.

I never have been.

Oh!

I don't like the way it smells.

But they did right thing sending you down here.

You got the right kind of tool for this kind of job.

Mmm-hmm. Yes, sir.

You're one hellacious piece of manpower.

Move it.

What are you on about now?

What I want to know is

which one of you is going to be the female escort on this show?

About face.

What is this shit?

You know the rules.

Any female prisoner in transport

is to be accompanied by a female escort.

We're here to pick up a guy. Seaman Tony Johnson.

I know who you're here to get.

Charleston don't know shit.

This is the N.I.S. report.

This is the correct spelling.

The Navy orders are wrong again.

T-O-N-I.

Like the permanent.

She's female.

All right. Joke's over, Banger. Take her back.

No. I can't.

We ain't taking her! It's against regulations.

You got no choice. Pretty boy already signed for her.

She's yours.

Forget the rules. I can scare up a dress for you.

He said it was routine.

You... Or crotchless panties. A 44 double D bra.

Um, I thought that... Who told you to think?

Whoa! Hey!

You take your marital spat outside.

This is my office. It's a clean place!

Get my leg irons off her.

Sir. He's her problem now.

Good luck.

What's wrong? The sun.

I haven't been out in a while.

I have some shades in the van. Thank you.

Come back here and secure the prisoner!

Just getting her some glasses, Chief.

Knock that shit off and get below!

The seat's hot.

I'll get you a towel.

Okay.

Those are mine.

Get in the van!

Why don't we just make her a pitcher of iced tea, while we're at it?

Listen, I don't want to cause any more trouble, okay?

You're right. Get in.

Now, you stow it.

She have to be cuffed while she's back there?

It's not like she's getting out of the cage or anything.

- You okay? - Turn around!

Just asking.

Regulations prohibit engaging the prisoner in a conversation.

Yeah, but... Regulations are regulations.

That guy back there said seven to 10.

Does he mean years?

Wow.

Is this her report right here?

What'd she do?

What do I care? I never read them.

Seven to 10's a hell of a long time. Aren't you even curious?

No.

I have asthma.

Jesus.

Excuse me.

If I may, I have to use the bathroom.

Oh, yeah. Sure. We can pull off up here.

She can go when we stop for gas.

She has to go, she has to go.

She should have gone back at Camp Lejeune.

I have to go, too.

Anyway, we haven't eaten yet.

This looks like the last chance for a while.

All right, all right!

No, no. I can't do that.

Operator.

Charleston, 722-1599.

Please hold the line.

I thought you had the urge to go?

Yeah, well, I lost the urge.

Uh-huh.

Thanks for stopping.

You're welcome.

I owe you one.

No, you don't.

Are you sure there's nothing you'd like?

There's a lot I'd like, missy, but nothing I can afford.

Excuse me.

Hello.

He ain't worth the salt in your tears, Sue Ann.

The man sleeps with your sister. He's...

He's trash!

He's worse than trash!

Jesus.

Hey, that door stays unlocked.

Sure thing, sugar.

I'd keep the ring and slash his tires.

Is this stall taken?

Oh, honey, I nearly died when I seen his shoes under the door.

I nearly forgot my lines.

Thank God.

You're so late, I didn't think you were gonna show.

Sorry, Flo. I didn't have an exact timetable.

You sure about this, doll?

Do it.

Shit!

Hey, cutiepie.

Hey. You got a smoke?

Oh, yeah.

Operator, is that a verification of that number?

Yes, sir.

Oh.

Thank you.

Sure thing.

You oughta get some fries to go with that shake!

Johnson?

She's gone!

There!

Hold it right there, Johnson!

Help!

Help! Please! They're trying to kill me!

All right. Let's go.

Hey, let her go!

Get lost, tiny!

All right, hold it!

You are aiding and abetting an escaped felon.

Now you let her go, or I'm gonna shoot you in your big fat gut!

♪ We used to fuss we used to fight ♪

♪ We used to hit and holler late into the night ♪

♪ And let the shotgun blast ♪

♪ Raised up all wrong ♪

♪ And getting nowhere fast ♪

♪ I got my beer on ice... ♪

God damn it, that pisses me off.

I've transported 862 prisoners and I've never had one get away from me before.

Calm down, you got her back.

That's not the point.

I'm gonna look like an idiot reporting that kind of shit.

So, don't report it.

I figured you'd say that, Mr. Let's-Uncuff-Her And-Bake-Her-A-Cake.

Who gave her the cigarette?

Who opened the door?

Who's in charge? Button it, mister!

I hope you know, Johnson, that little stunt of yours

just cost you another five years.

What do you think about that?

I think I'm in my moon.

What?

My ladies.

What did she say?

I'm starting my cycle.

Huh? Oh. She's starting her period.

Oh!

Well, go ahead and start!

If you think I'd fall for that,

you ain't half as smart as I thought you were.

There ain't nothing you can do that's gonna get me to let you out of there again.

Not if the van caught fire.

Not if you peed in your pants.

Not if a rattler crawled up in your lap and you screamed all the way back.

The desert'll turn green before I let you out of there again.

Hail!

Will that be all?

Go on. Get in there.

Never done this handcuffed to a man before.

Kind of sexy, don't you think?

There.

All done.

Here.

Help stop the bleeding.

Let's go!

Hey, gorgeous.

Jesus!

You stupid...

Son of a bitch!

You did that on purpose.

You kicked that hose out.

You're the one dragging me around in these handcuffs.

Hey, chill, Rock.

Chill?

I'll put you on ice, sailor.

Regulations, Rock.

Hitting your partner's probably against them.

Put her in the van and lock it up.

I'm going to pay.

And go to the head and wash this shit out.

Okay.

We haven't been introduced yet. My name's Eddie Devane.

Toni Johnson. Pleasure to meet you.

Likewise.

Eddie, would you, uh, hand me a paper towel, please?

You're not gonna make some kind of weapon out of it, are you?

You're cute.

Devane.

Didn't I tell you to secure the prisoner?

Sorry, Chief.

Well, close the door.

We're shoving off. Get in the van.

♪ I'm a thousand miles from nowhere ♪

♪ Time don't matter to me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a thousand miles from nowhere ♪

♪ And there's no place I want to be ♪

So, Chief, what's your wife's name?

What?

Your wife, her name?

None of your business.

You're married?

None of your business either.

I just have trouble picturing it is all.

What is she, a Marine?

Glad you got a sense of humor, Johnson.

'Cause you're gonna need it where you're going.

Ooh. It seems we hit a nerve.

I'm not in the habit of chatting about family to a prisoner.

So you do have a family.

Wife and a son.

You two rehearse this back at the gas station?

This isn't the way we came.

Short cut. We're behind.

Are you sure about this?

I've come this way plenty of times before when I was behind.

It's an old mining road, connects back up with the main highway

in about 20 miles. Save us almost an hour.

Well, uh, what's the rush?

I thought you were the one itching to get back.

Can I have some water?

♪ I'm a thousand miles from nowhere ♪

♪ Time don't matter to me ♪ Thanks.

♪ I'm a thousand miles from nowhere ♪

♪ And there's no place I want to be ♪

♪ I'm a thousand miles from nowhere ♪

What the fuck now?

What was that?

Come on, honey.

Come on, baby.

Come on, sweetie.

No good piece of shit!

Why'd it stop?

What do I look like, The Amazing Kreskin?

Jesus.

We're out in the middle of nowhere here.

No reason to panic. I was a machinist's mate with the fleet.

Give me that!

Well, that's an encouraging sign.

Oh, shit.

Could it be the battery?

No, it's not the fucking battery.

Maybe it's all this rust.

Maybe you don't know shit about engines.

Just trying to help.

What kind of gas did you put in this?

Don't try to blame this on me.

It was running fine before.

You sure it's not the battery?

Ah! Son of a bitch!

You boys should put a tent over this circus.

All right! That's it. We're shoving off.

Where?

The way we came.

You mean walk?

No, I'm going to carry you!

It's not like you're going anywhere.

All right.

Oh! This is the first exercise I've had in weeks.

Glad you're enjoying yourself.

Pass the water bottle. No.

One capful an hour, those are the rules.

Rules, rules. Everything with you is rules.

Rules are why we got water to drink.

Single file.

Whole thing's absurd.

You join the Navy and you think, worst case, you'll drown.

But dying of thirst?

Remember high school English?

This is how they would have defined irony.

Three sailors dying in the desert.

Rock, where are you going?

Highway's on the other side of that hill.

What, another short cut?

Don't start, Devane.

It seems just seems a little extreme to leave the road,

go across the desert towards some fucking hill.

Hey, it's not open for discussion.

Now, you either follow me, or I'll shoot you for mutiny.

Look, I found something.

What?

I don't know.

Looks like a sign or something.

What's it say?

Looks like, "Anger."

Must have known Rock was coming.

Ha, ha, ha.

That's ain't "anger" that's "danger."

From what?

Well, I'm pretty sure I got enough to file a lawsuit against you guys.

All right, here's an idea.

Let's raise the floor until we're standing above the ground.

I don't see you doing anything.

Come on, look for some rope or something.

No.

We're fucked. Oh, that's the spirit.

Chief, we should have never left the road.

That's history. Quit your whining.

We could all die down here.

Not if I kill you first.

Oh, yeah? Go ahead and try it.

Hey, don't get me started, mister.

You don't scare me, Pop.

All right. That's it, you little jackoff!

Hold on! Back off!

There's a way out!

How?

I think if we stand on each other's shoulders, one of us could reach the top.

And who climbs out first?

I do. That's what I figured.

Well, there's no way I can hold up either one of you!

Forget it! Who cares who goes out first?

You really think that once she got up there

that she would drop a rope down to us? Ha!

Of course, she will. Hmph!

Won't you?

I'm not a murderer.

How do I know that? Maybe that's why you got seven to 10.

You're a real asshole, you know that?

If she let us out, she'd be facing at least seven years in the brig.

She got out, she'd probably cover the damn hole over us.

Is that what you think I'd do?

Yeah, that's what I think! Well, you're wrong!

Look. What choice do we have?

We either try this, or all three of us stay down here and die like rats.

Hey, hold still down there.

Almost got it.

Okay. Got it!

Okay, send her up!

- Got it! - Yes!

Okay. Throw it down!

Come on, toss it down!

Toni?

Toni!

Give it a rest, man, she's gone.

No, she's not.

Toni!

Sucker.

She left us.

That fucking bitch left us.

God damn it!

I gotta get to a phone.

What is it with you and that fucking phone?

She's back.

You know, you're damn lucky I come by here to get you at all.

Fourth of July and everything.

We got fireworks tonight.

Some people say it's the best in the county.

Far as eats goes,

only place halfway decent is Bucky's.

Them kids yours?

Gee, I'd love to stay for the fireworks, Pop.

Aw, can't we stay, Dad, please?

Yeah, you should.

I got a band playing tonight over Shorty's...

Just ask for Dead in the Road.

We'll try to have her ready for you first thing in the morning.

It's been real. Adios.

All right, I gotta report back to base,

let 'em know what's going on.

You book us two connecting rooms.

And you stay with me.

In there.

Boy.

Gonna reach out and touch someone?

Evening, skipper, uh, Chief Petty Officer Rock Reilly reporting.

Reilly, why are you bugging me? What's going on?

We had some mechanical problems,

and it looks like we're gonna have to spend the night.

I can't authorize that. Where the hell are you, sailor, huh?

Place called, uh, Yemassee.

You know she's got a flight in the morning to catch?

Yes, sir, I know she has to be on that plane to San Diego at 0800 tomorrow.

Get her down here ASAP, all right?

We'll be there in plenty of time. You better be!

Aye-aye, sir.

I was just trying to save myself a shitload of paperwork.

Thanks just the same.

Thanks for coming back.

Let's go.

Thought you never read 'em.

I got toothbrushes and toothpaste.

So what'd she do?

Espionage? Jaywalking?

Overdue library books?

Well?

You watch her while I take a shower.

Oh, uh, I knew you had nothing to wear.

Kind of loud, I guess.

It's beautiful.

You like it?

Thank you.

Right this way.

All right. Two rarebits, one blue plate, one soup.

It's too hot for soup.

I'll bring you three salads.

Anything else?

Not unless I'm missing something.

Oh, honey, you ain't missing nothing as far as I can see.

Well, uh, that goes double for you, ma'am.

I just love a man in uniform!

Oh, now, there goes a real woman.

Thanks.

Got ourselves a real lady-killer here.

I'll give up my room for the cause.

Least get rid of the ring, Chief.

Ring don't matter.

Wow, real pro.

No, we separated 10 years ago.

Oh.

Thank you.

Anytime.

What about your son?

With his mom.

What about your brother?

What about him?

File only has the facts.

Facts is all they were interested in.

Well, it didn't say if he...

A week after I got sentenced.

Guard came in with lunch and said, "Oh, by the way, your brother died."

I raised him, see.

Well, me and my aunt, but me mostly.

But he got wild long before I joined the service.

Last couple years I started getting calls for money.

Bail, mostly.

Then for other things.

That's when I started saying no.

I mean, not that I've been an angel,

but at least I learned where to draw the line.

I thought I had, anyway.

I get a call that Bobby's lying in some state hospital bed OD'd.

I ask for emergency leave. Refused. Well, I flipped.

And the assault?

I hit an SP trying to bring me in.

With a tire iron.

You're pretty handy with a tire iron yourself, Chief.

Obviously, I wasn't thinking clearly.

And then finding out about Bobby like that,

well, it didn't exactly make me a model prisoner.

They just kept tagging stuff on me.

I wasn't even there when he died.

Growing boy's got to eat his greens.

Thank you.

Then they climbed suddenly and dived,

surprise strafing attack on the enemy's airstrips.

Smoky is like a super quarterback on a super football team.

He is in constant touch with our entire air group.

As our first fighters race in toward Marcus Island,

they stay low...

...hoping to escape detection by the enemy's radar.

They're put in charge of this room...

Stig speaking.

Stig, it's Mr. Devane.

I got hung up on business.

I wanna let you know I'll be in tomorrow to pick up my car.

You want another car?

No, no, I want my car.

I'll be in tomorrow.

What, there's a problem with the car?

What car?

What? Your car!

The one your associate picked up. What?

Uh, Mr... What was it? Howard. Mr. Howard picked up your car.

Mr. Howard? Yeah.

Wait a minute.

If there's a problem, I should call the police right away.

No, no, no, that's okay. I know Mr. Howard.

Oh, good, 'cause he had all the documents.

That motherfucker.

Stig, what's my car phone number?

Let me look in the file.

It's 803-655-9746.

Thank you.

Expensive car. I hope he finds his car.

Howard here.

Where are you?

Where are you?

I'm in a toilet.

I'm in a car.

It's funny.

I... I don't have any hives.

That's good. That's very good, Howard.

Look, uh, we had a few sales I didn't have time to tell you about.

The car you're in and the money in my desk was gonna be like a surprise.

A surprise.

I was surprised.

Good. That's very good, Howard.

Howard, slow down

and turn the fuck around.

I... I don't want to get caught.

But it's okay. Don't worry about it.

I... I got everything together.

I... I hid everything. At least I think...

Okay, Howard, take the car out of my share.

What share? You don't have any share.

You tried to scam the Navy out of $150,000 without telling me.

Who else are you scamming?

You tried to scam me.

Listen to me, you little son of a bitch!

I've got a joke for you, Eddie.

If you get this right,

I'll turn around.

Howard, pull yourself together.

Okay.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Howard.

That's wrong! That's wrong!

Get back here, you son of a bitch.

No more hives.

The mobile customer you have called

is away from the phone or has traveled beyond the service area.

Please try your call later. Good day.

God damn it.

♪ You're gonna leave me ♪

♪ I can see that faraway look... ♪

Shh.

Celebrating your last night out in the Navy?

Yeah.

Something like that.

Come on in.

♪ And that tears are only rain to make love grow ♪

Oh, somebody's always doing somebody wrong on that radio.

Oh, cheer up. At least you're not going to jail.

Right.

What's on your mind?

I was ready to explode

when you were on my lap.

Oh, is this the sweet-talking stage?

You kill me. You're turning me on.

You're wild.

I'm ready.

♪ Now you say that you've found someone you love better ♪

♪ That's the way it's happened every time before ♪

♪ And as sure as the sun comes up tomorrow ♪

♪ Cryin' time will start when you walk out the door ♪

Okay, don't go anywhere. Okay.

♪ I can tell by the way you hold me, darlin' ♪

Oh, it's crying time again. Oh, that was a classic.

Buck Owens, Crying Time. I love that song.

You're listening to Continuous Country.

Happy Fourth of July. We got Pete Anderson coming up,

fine blues instrumental recorded at Mad Dog.

Toni.

Toni.

What are you doing?

Argh!

Ooh! Argh! Ooh!

Howdy, ma'am.

Ooh, what about your bike? Fuck the bike, just go!

Yes, ma'am.

Devane.

Devane!

Where is she?

You're gonna kill me. You didn't.

I did.

Jeez, I oughta...

Get dressed!

I must say...

I'm very curious. Don't be.

That's an interesting dress. Professional curiosity only.

I am in the fashion business.

Lazlo Durkin's my name,

and, uh, ahem, my pals,

well, they call me Doggie.

Great. Yes.

That'll be $86.97, please.

Move it.

I don't have no three cents. Keep it.

Thank you very much.

Don't you even want to know what was the matter with it?

Feminine hygiene products.

What?

Tampons in your tank.

Hey!

You know, it's not that what you're wearing is not nice,

because I... I think it's tremendous.

But I have a dress or two in my trunk

that would look dynamite on you.

And, uh...

You're welcome to one if you want.

Well, I'd like that.

I'll tell you what, Doggie.

Why don't we pull up somewhere over here?

How about, like, right here? Great.

Make it someplace nice and private.

Then you can pick one out for me.

Well, okay!

Oh, my God!

Well, you know, I have some...

Uh, lace ladies' things that, uh...

That you might want to try on, too.

Mmm, sounds good.

Oh, this is Doggie's day.

I've got to admit, she's good.

Played you like a fiddle.

Came on to me at the start of this detail.

Hot damn!

You know what I want you to do first?

I want you to hop into a leopard-skin mini-skirt.

Why don't we start with the lingerie first?

Well, you are a wild one! Yes, I am.

You know something?

I got some crotchless panties... Oh!

That are so lovely.

Just, you know, they'll look so good on you.Oh.

I am losing my professional touch!

You hurry back now.

Yes, ma'am! Yes, ma'am!

You hold still in there. Don't you get too excited without me now!

Hey! Hey, come back here!

You come back here!

You come on back here! You...

Oh, my God!

♪ Isn't that a ridiculous statement to make ♪

♪ About something you've never experienced? ♪

♪ Partners having a different opinion ♪

♪ That nobody ever considered important ♪

♪ A different opinion that nobody ever considered important ♪

Stop hitting my van!

Watch it!

Turn the wheel! Hit the brake!

Son of a bitch!

Jeez, whatever you do, don't fucking move!

Don't fucking move! Who the fuck's moving?

Don't fucking move! Who the fuck's moving?

Whoa!

What the hell now?

Holy shit.

I told you not to move!

- I didn't move. - Hey!

You all right?

What's going on here?

Won't start.

Well, put it in park.

Won't move!

Put it in R!

Hey, hey!

Hey, why don't you learn to watch where you're going?

Hi, boys! You okay?

Rock! Don't!

Rock!

Johnson, pull over, now!

No!

Pull over, Johnson!

Johnson! Chief! Come on, Chief!

Pull over, Toni!

Toni, pull over!

Bye!

No running! Did you hear me? No running!

Eddie, let me go!

Hold her, Devane! Please just let me go!

Damn it, you're through! Get up!

Damn you... What's that?

Another escape attempt? Is that what that is? Huh?

No, it's mine! Give me it!

No, it's mine! Give me it!

No! Give me it!

Funeral register.

You guys aren't supposed to be here.

Come on!

Get out of here!

Come on. Get out of here! Go on! You're gonna get hit!

Turn it!

No, the other way, you idiot!

You didn't say which way! Well, I'm telling you now, the other way!

Harder!

Enough!

Would you make up your mind?

Go over on your side. Gladly.

Put on your belt.

Back to that again?

I gave you an order! I heard.

The belt, Devane! Fuck the belt!

What? You heard me. I said, fuck the belt, Chief.

What's your problem, sailor? You're my fucking problem.

Yeah, why don't you do something about it?

I just wanna warn you, asshole, I got seven years karate.

Twenty years bar fighting.

That's a bad fucking dream.

Yeah, and I'm gonna be your worst nightmare. Now, get in that van, Devane!

Hey! Come on.

Come on, Devane.

Come on! Come on!

Yeah, get him!

Come on, Pop!

Get up!

♪ Girl, you taught me how to hurt real bad and cry myself to sleep ♪

♪ And showed me how this town can shatter dreams ♪

♪ Another lesson 'bout a naive fool who came to Babylon ♪

Pit stop.

♪ And found out that the pie don't taste so sweet ♪

♪ Now it's guitars Cadillacs, hillbilly music ♪

♪ Lonely, lonely streets that I call home ♪

♪ Yeah, my guitars Cadillacs, hillbilly music ♪

Hey, honey, can I get you something to drink?

How about a Bud, gorgeous? All right.

♪ Ain't no glamour in this tinseled land of lost and wasted lives ♪

Shouldn't let a man drink alone.

♪ Oh, but thank you, girl for teachin' me brand-new ways to be cruel ♪

♪ If I can find my mind now I guess I'll just leave ♪

♪ And it's guitars Cadillacs, hillbilly music ♪

♪ Lonely, lonely streets that I call home ♪

Shit.

Mind if I join you?

It's a free country.

♪ It's the only thing that keeps me hangin' on... ♪

Wow.

I gotta hand it to you.

Thank you.

Likewise.

That was sincerity.

Got a little different spin on it.

Oh, is that what that was?

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

Drop him a line.

What?

That's how you communicate with a fish.

That's right.

I heard it all.

More than I wanted to, let me tell you.

What are you gonna do?

Do?

I mean, if it's a question of blackmail.

Is that what you think of me?

Hell, you could turn me in.

Oh, God.

You must think I'm a real cold-hearted bitch.

Well, you don't know me.

You don't know anything about me.

And the fact is, you belong where I am more than I do.

I know.

Somebody fart?

♪ The thrill is gone ♪

♪ The thrill is gone away ♪

♪ The thrill is gone, baby ♪

♪ The thrill is gone away ♪

♪ You know you done me wrong, baby ♪

♪ And you'll be sorry someday ♪

♪ The thrill is gone ♪

♪ It's gone away from me ♪

Finally made it.

What the hell happened to you two?

Well, Master Chief, you'd never believe it,

but we stopped for gas,

couple of Marines started spouting off about the Navy

and me and Devane here, we had to straighten 'em out.

Outstanding.

You're learning.

Any trouble with her?

Uh, no, a model prisoner.

I'll note it in her report.

You've been rescheduled to fly out of Charleston Airport tomorrow morning at 0800.

Arrive San Diego in the afternoon to start your sentence.

Any questions?

I got her now, boys.

Seaman, you can let her go now.

It's over, Eddie.

Let her go.

Go on.

Um, when did you say your discharge was?

Uh, 2100 hours.

I, uh...

Well, have one on me, sailor.

Yes, Chief.

Name's Rock.

You take care, Rock.

You too, kid.

♪ On a steamer to Lima with Kealy and Prima we tango ♪

♪ On the scenic Cartina with Jackie and Gina we ski ♪

Hey, sis!

It's our lucky day.

We've been looking for you, girlie. And here you are.

Sorry, fella.

My dance card's all full.

♪ Any which way you going baby, it's right on my way home ♪

♪ A tisket, a tasket I'll take off behind you ♪

Hey, Vance, ain't these man's drinks?

Sure are, Rory.

What do you suppose ol' sis here is doing drinking them?

Buying them... For us.

Ain't that right?

Whoo!

Look out! Whoo!

Dance card's full.

Jesus. You guys don't give up, do you?

Oh, shit.

God damn, that felt good.

You boys go on home now.

Motherfuckers.

Fuck somebody up? I'll fuck somebody up.

Hell, yeah. Come on.

Hey!

What the hell are you doing up there?

I don't know yet.

Get off of there!

I'm gonna save her.

No, you're not.

Oh, wonderful!

- Wake up! - What?

Come on, get up.

What time is it?

It's late. We gotta go. Now, get up.

I gotta sleep.

Put these on.

There's a small loan in there to get you started.

You stay with the girl. I'll unlock the van.Okay.

Give me the keys. I ain't got 'em.

Well, yeah, man. No, you got the keys.

Oh, shit, man! I drove!

Where did you say we were going?

Here.

Just drink the coffee.

Remember the back door?

That him? Yeah.

I never saw you.

What was that?

I don't know.

This is a new van!

It's got gas!

Oh, shit!

Is there a phone around here?

Yeah, there's an emergency phone right there.

Okay, I'll call.

Over and out.

You get a guy in the nose, see.

You hit him with the palm of your hand,

you can send that bone right...

I mean, right back up into his head.

Where'd you learn that?

Rerun, Kung Fu.

Yeah, yeah, that's that, um... That's that Bruce Lee thing, yeah.

Yeah.

Shit.

Oh, shit. Here comes our tow now.

- Whoa! - Hey.

This ain't one of our trucks.

Boys, this is your lucky day.

I must've been right behind you.

I was already on the bridge when I heard it on the radio.

How you doin'? All right. How you doin'?

Say, man, this ain't no Navy vehicle.

Navy vehicle? Sure ain't.

We're private contractors.

My boss is an ex-squid.

Still got some friends down at the motor pool.

Once in a while, they throw him a bone.

You private firm? That's right!

Why, just last month they had me towing a truckload of torpedoes!

Whoa, man!

Well, fine, go on, hook it up.

- All right. - Go in and get the girl.

Hey, hold it!

Gotta have y'all ride up front with me.

It's the against the law to have anyone in back during a tow.

Well, we'll get the girl.

No, hold on. I already got her hooked up.

Let me lift her first.

Go on!

Okay, we're gonna get the girl now.

Go! Go! Move it! Whoo! Move! RORY: Get her out.

That's right! Go get her out, boys! VANCE: Okay.

Go on!

Go get her out! Whoo!

You got the keys?

Hey, hey!

Hey, that's my prisoner!

Get back here, you son of a bitch!

Yes!

Boss, the phone!

All right, all right.

Rock Reilly's residence. Good afternoon.

Hey, listen, Rock!

The first rule is, there are no rules!

Ain't you two got anything better to do than bother a man in retirement?

Oh, one last thing.

We love you, Rock! We love you, Rock!

Katie! For God's sake.

What are you doing? My son's gonna be here any minute!

Oh, you are so adorable, Rocky baby.

You sure we don't have time? No! No, I mean it.

You gotta get dressed. You gotta get ready! Okay, okay!

I'm a girl who's always ready.

♪ Well, he grew up fast and taller than the Memphis trees ♪

♪ Too big for his britches a walkin'-talkin' cuckoo breeze ♪

♪ Oh, he was wild, wild, wild only misunderstood ♪

♪ He was bad, bad, bad but he thought he was good ♪

♪ He had fun, fun, fun and he knew he would ♪

♪ But that's what happens when you get lucky 13 ♪

♪ She was all made up lookin' better than a beauty queen ♪

♪ With her high heels on made all the other girls turn green ♪

♪ Well, she was wild, wild, wild only misunderstood ♪

♪ She was bad, bad, bad but she thought she was good ♪

♪ She had fun, fun, fun and she knew she would ♪

♪ But that's what happens when you get lucky 13 ♪

♪ Well, they'd sneak out every night to the secret place by the lake ♪

♪ And they'd dream of each other at school and try to stay awake ♪

♪ Then they ran away one day and hotwired a Greyhound bus ♪

♪ And then drove it away to Mexico just to try to beat the fuss ♪

♪ They were wild, wild, wild only misunderstood ♪

♪ They were bad, bad, bad but they thought they were good ♪

♪ They had fun, fun, fun and they knew they would ♪

♪ But that's what happens when you get lucky ♪

♪ So wild, wild, wild only misunderstood ♪

♪ They were bad, bad, bad but they thought they were good ♪

♪ They had fun, fun, fun and they knew they would ♪

♪ But that's what happens when you get lucky 13 ♪

♪ Oh, that's what happens when you get lucky 13 ♪