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All right, come on now. Got to eat up.

I promised Izaiah I would take good care of you

while he's back at work.

Banneker needs him, but...

I know I'm a poor substitute, but...

That's not what I'm saying, Dad.

Look, I think it's sweet that my man asked my dad

to check on me, but it's totally not needed.

I'm feeling a lot better, for real.

And I don't need you and Izaiah acting like some

tag-team Baby-Sitters Club.

[laughs] Your sis...

Kat. She loved that old TV show as a kid.

We got her the VHS tapes, and she wore them out.

Oh, the new one doesn't hold a candle to the earlier version,

but Jessi was my favorite character.

-The first black member of the BSC. -Uh-huh.

I didn't even know at first that the show came from

-an '80s book series. -Yeah.

One year, Mama surprised me on my birthday

with a box set of the classic books.

When I opened up my present, I must have ugly-cried,

I was so happy,

but Mama thought she had done something wrong.

Ah.

I wish I could have seen how happy you were that day.

You are here now.

-[phone vibrating] -Okay?

Hey, everything okay?

I was about to ask you the same thing.

How's Eva?

Uh, she's fine.

Doesn't need her old man to babysit.

I should be back at the hospital soon.

Glad to hear her recovery's still progressing.

Please give her my best.

I will.

[laughs]

[knock at door]

I'll get it.

Oh, no, you won't. You'll sit right there.

I'll get the door.

Hold on, Shanice. Somebody's at the door.

LESLIE: Well,

hello there, Teddy Bear.

♪ ♪

Kat, it just lights me up to see you out and about.

I'm almost back to 100%.

Who knew people have an organ that can regenerate itself?

I didn't know. It's almost like magic.

Yeah, it's probably more like science.

Same, same. Science is miraculous.

[laughs] So, anything new with ChelseaKat?

Chelsea came up with a design for the Hero Handbag

to honor the first responders who helped the community

after the tornado.

-It's a brilliant idea. -Mm-hmm.

Thanks, Mom.

Well, let me know if there's anything

that Pamela and I can do to help.

I'm sure my business partner wouldn't mind me telling you

that we would love a collab on this.

That's great. I'll hit you up.

Are you okay, Chelsea?

You've barely said a word and you've hardly eaten a thing.

Have you talked to Naomi?

She told you.

You knew, and you kept it from me?

I didn't keep anything from you, honey.

Your sister just told me.

I can't believe it.

She tested positive for the BRCA gene mutation.

It's difficult for me to process, too.

But we all know

that Naomi is one of the sharpest

and most levelheaded women in the whole world.

And I am sure she is using this new information

-to be extra vigilant about her health care. -[phone chimes]

Oh.

Mmm... [laughs]

What could you possibly be smiling about

after learning Naomi could develop breast cancer one day?

First of all, that isn't going to happen.

Just because your sister and I inherited this gene variant

does not mean that we are going to endure

what your grandmother went through.

Having the mutated BRCA1 or BRCA2 gene

increases your breast cancer risks, Mom.

-So I've heard. -With lifetime chances for women

reaching 55 to over 70%.

Compare that to 12 to 13% for the gen pop.

And these mutations-- they also raise your risks

of ovarian, pancreatic, prostate cancer and melanoma.

DANI: Chelsea, enough.

I am choosing to think positively

and to put into the world what I want,

which is a long, healthy, cancer-free life

for your big sister and me,

and I refuse to accept anything to the contrary.

CHELSEA: Two minutes ago, you were talking about

Kat's liver and extolling on the virtues of science,

and now we're talking about BRCA and cancer,

and you're just throwing yourself

on the mercy of the universe?

Make up your mind, Mom.

I have.

Life is full of complications.

And as for what I was smiling about on the phone earlier,

it was a picture that your grandfather sent

of your grandmother kikiing with her Articulette sisters

the other day.

Oh, let me see.

-[laughs softly] -Yeah.

Do you see the way that your grandmother

is smiling in that picture?

If she can remain positive

after actually surviving breast cancer,

then I sure as hell can do the same for your sister and me.

And I refuse to exist as if both of our heads

are on some cancer-rigged guillotine.

I'm sorry if I'm extra today.

It's just...

I didn't know.

Naomi keeping her diagnosis a secret all this time

and Dad being sick again?

It just... has me pretty messed up.

Sweetheart, I know you're worried about Bill.

But if your father was foolish enough

to check himself out of the hospital

against his doctor's advice...

...well, all we can do is hope for the best.

And I'm sure his diminutive wife

is taking extra good care of her meal ticket.

-[Chelsea scoffs] -KAT: Please.

Aunt Dani, your pedestrian understudy

playing the role of Mrs. Bill Hamilton

is far too busy getting facials to worry about her husband.

I knew I'd find you here.

Mm. This is my office.

You know what I'm getting at, Bill.

Was the sun even up when you left the house

-this morning? -Well, no rest for the weary.

Or for the DMV's top fixer.

Oh, there will be plenty of rest in your future--

the permanent kind-- if you're not careful.

Are you seriously telling me

that contemptuous little slut monster was here

having a facial mere seconds

after Bill checked himself out of the hospital?

Mm-hmm, she sure was.

-It's not like that facial did her any good. -Mm-mm.

Skin care can only go so far. The rest of her is still a mess.

Unbelievable.

It's almost as if Hayley doesn't care

whether the man lives or dies.

You know, there's no way that Dad would be back at work

if you two were still married.

You were always so protective when he was feeling bad.

You remember when his sciatica flared up

and we were on Martha's Vineyard?

God, of course I do, and I sent you girls

all around the island to find the only open pharmacy

just so I could hold that little ice pack

on the small of his back till he felt some relief.

-[chuckles] -Aw. That's love.

Bill Hamilton really didn't know

how good he had it with you, Aunt Dani.

Well, be that as it may,

I was just telling your mother that...

Bill is no longer my concern.

And while, of course, I hope that he gets better,

especially for the sake of our beautiful daughters,

I cannot be consumed by his health and well-being.

I got my own life to live and a husband who loves me.

Yeah, and it makes me swoon.

Andre is definitely an upgrade in the hubby department.

-DANI: Mm-hmm. -What?

I am sorry, Chels, but your daddy is a mess

from the "M" to the "S."

-[Dani laughing] -That was good, right?

You're right.

-You want to run that by me again? -[sighs]

Sweetheart, you checked yourself out of the hospital

despite your doctor's advice.

We still don't have a clue

as to what's going on with your health.

Can't you just tell that I'm worried about you?

And I'm sorry if what I said came out a bit harsh.

Oh, oh, a bit harsh?

-You already had me six feet under. -Babe.

Listen, I can't say sorry enough. It...

[sighs] It really was a poor choice of words.

But that should tell you just how on edge I am,

especially after my run-in

with Naomi, Chelsea and Kat yesterday.

What happened with them?

All three of them ripped me a new one

for getting a facial at the club while you were at work.

They don't think I'm taking good enough care of you.

And you know what? I'm beginning to wonder

if maybe they're right.

Isn't this fortuitous?

My two favorite people here at the same time.

Sorry, someone was at the door.

Please do not tell me that is who I think it is.

Unfortunately, it is.

Oh, Lord.

I'll see you back at the hospital in a while.

Okay.

Oh, was that Nursey-nurse Nursingham?

Her name is Shanice.

Yeah. Shanice, Sha-nurse, whatever.

Mama, what are you doing here?

Checking on my flesh and blood.

What does it look like?

I told you last night that Izaiah asked Dad

to come by this morning while he was at Banneker

and that there was no need for you to stop by.

You told me that? Must've slipped my mind.

I mean, with all this time I've been spending

making sure that the clinic is getting up to snuff.

You know, after that unfortunate stolen plasma foolishness.

Yeah, I bet it slipped your mind.

Mm.

Well, now I'm here.

So the three of us need to just settle in

and have some much needed family time.

[sighs]

Hey, Shanice?

Do you have an extra penlight back there?

I left mine in Mrs. McMillan's room.

She's resting now. I don't want to disturb her.

Shanice.

-Oh. -You okay?

[sighs] Not even close.

As we speak, my boyfriend

is in dangerously close proximity

to his thirsty psycho baby mama.

-Yikes. -[sighs]

You know, I know better than to let Leslie get under my skin.

It's just that I wouldn't put it past her trifling self

to use the fact that her and Ted are both concerned

about Eva's recovery to try to weasel her way back

into his life and in his bed.

I feel for you. I've had my own dicey history with Leslie.

I mean, she never tried to steal a partner from me,

but she did steal

Chelsea's and my original dream wedding venue

when she didn't even have a wedding to plan.

I mean, seriously, who does that?

A nutty buddy, that's who.

Just plain evil for no damn reason.

Well, listen, if you're worried about history repeating itself

with where Ted and Leslie are concerned, don't be.

You heard Nicole the other day at our gabfest.

And if Nicole, of all people,

thinks Ted has learned his lesson, then I'm sure he has.

Well, since you're here to sit with Eva,

I should be getting back to the hospital.

Oh, no, you don't have to rush off, Teddy Bear.

Dana, you know I hate it when you call me that.

You didn't always.

EVA [sighs]: You know what, Mama?

As grateful as I am that you stopped by,

even though I told you you didn't need to,

I think you should go, too.

I am just going to crawl back in my bed

and sleep the day away until Izaiah gets off of work.

-Okay? -Nonsense.

I am staying right here in case you need anything.

But you can go ahead, go on back to bed.

I'll just be out here watching TV.

Yeah, my stories are about to come on, so...

Yeah. If you need me, I'm here.

Hey, where is the remote control, by the way?

[Leslie mutters]

Thanks, Dad, for spending the morning with me.

I will call and check in on you later, okay?

-Okay. -[Leslie sighs]

LESLIE: You know, you really, uh,

should stay, Ted.

I mean, we can keep each other company

while my baby gets some rest.

That is, unless you're concerned

that Shanice is gonna have a problem with you, uh,

spending a little time with me.

All right, so, what do you two have on deck

for the rest of the day?

Well, I hate to eat and run,

but I should probably head over to the fabric store

before going to Garland

to pick up Madison when her shift ends.

She didn't drive today?

-Her car is being serviced. -Oh.

-Mm-hmm. -How about you, Kat?

Mm, I got to go, too. You?

Mm, I think I'm gonna hang out

and pop off a couple work emails.

-Hmm. -A supermodel agency owner's work

is never done.

You got that right.

[laughter]

-See you, honey. -Okay, love you.

-Mmm, love you, too. -I love you, Mom.

I love you, baby.

-Okay. -Have fun.

-Yeah, be safe driving. -Okay.

Hayley, I and I alone

made the decision to leave that hospital.

There's nothing you could have done to prevent that.

Okay? I'm a grown man who decided

what I need for myself, and what I need right now is to work.

So you don't think I was neglecting you?

No. I'm the one who encouraged you

to take some time for yourself.

Uh, more like you ordered me out

because I was getting on your nerves.

Okay, my point is, you left because I asked you to.

And if that led to you getting a facial, then fine, no problem.

The girls have no reason to give you grief about that,

-and I'm gonna tell them that the next time I see them. -No, no, no.

Please don't.

That'll just make things worse if that's even possible.

You know, Bill,

I thought, after a year of marriage,

that Naomi and Chelsea would stop seeing me

as the enemy their father is sleeping with.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but...

I mean, I'm really sorry for the way they keep treating you.

-Yeah. -Yeah, but all you did

was make the mistake of falling in love with me.

Mm.

-The biggest mistake of my life. -[laughs softly]

You know, why don't you...

give it some rest so we can go grab some brunch?

Oh, I wish I could, but I am still knee-deep

in catching up on Madison's case.

You know, but I, I don't know, maybe I can break away,

uh, in about an hour,

you know, so we can have an early lunch?

I'm already starving.

Oh, okay. Well, then, just go have brunch without me.

Okay? And I'll meet up with you later for dessert.

I'm sure the country club

is serving up something delicious.

All right?

SHANICE: Hey. Finish your rounds?

Yes. Finally. Gladly.

That's the end of my shift, and I cannot wait to go home

-and crawl into bed. -[laughs] Tell me about it.

The "A" shift is sometimes worse than the graveyard shift.

I always say that.

If you're working overnight, your day is just upside down.

But if you're in before dawn and out in the afternoon,

what do you eat?

Lunch? Dinner? Or linner?

[laughs]

Hey, how's your, uh, Parkinson's research going?

Oh, I'm really interested in deep brain stimulation

and how it counteracts Parkinson's symptoms.

That's the electrodes in the brain, right?

Exactly.

Shanice, I'm impressed.

I'd like to get some additional funds

to study a newer variation.

That's adaptive, meaning it monitors

brain signals associated with Parkinson's symptoms

in real time

and automatically adjusts the DBS stimulation.

Wow. I mean, I could talk to Ted for you.

I mean, since he's on the Garland board,

I'm sure he knows some foundations or nonprofits

that might help you find the funding you need.

That is really kind of you.

I-- you don't have to do it if it would be an imposition.

Oh, I don't see why it would be.

I mean, I'm sure Ted will do whatever he can to help you.

Ted is the most easygoing man that I know.

You know, Dana, considering you almost behaved

like a human being while Eva was in the hospital,

I sincerely thought we'd turned a corner.

What are you even talking about?

You know damn well what I'm talking about!

I am not here to play house

or duck and dodge your insistent come-ons, period.

I am here to check on my daughter.

I am in a committed relationship with Shanice,

and it's damn well time you respected that.

Okay, what is going on out here?

My head barely hit the pillow before I heard yelling.

Nothing, baby. Your father's just being melodramatic

because I got a little flirty.

A little flirty?

Jessica freakin' Rabbit was more subtle.

I'm sorry to disturb you, Eva.

Please try and get some rest, okay?

[door closes]

What the hell, Mama?

-[knock at door] -Come in.

Hi. You haven't seen Tomas, have you?

Uh, I walked past his office, but he wasn't there.

-He's meeting a client at Uptown. -Mm.

That's what I get for not calling ahead.

Well, I'll let you get back to work.

-Bye. -Not so fast.

What's going on?

You want to tell me why you and all the other women

in our family are so determined

to make my wife's life a living hell?

Oh! Well, if it isn't Mrs. Hamilton.

Mm. Hello, Dani.

I'm glad to see you finally realize that's my title now.

Oh, I realize it all right.

What are you here for, another facial?

Maybe a playdate?

I was already attacked by your daughters and niece,

so you can save your breath.

You couldn't wait to have my husband in your bed.

And now, at the first signs of Bill showing his age,

you pull a disappearing act?

-[scoffs] -What's the matter, Hayley?

Did you get more than you bargained for?

Once again, loud and wrong.

For your information, Bill is the one

who suggested I have a spa day.

I settled on just a facial

so I wouldn't be away from him for too long.

Oh, well, move over, Malala Yousafzai. What a saint.

Does Andre know just how pressed you still are about my husband?

Be serious, Hayley.

If there is one person in this equation

who can't stop thinking about his ex, it's Bill.

Forcing you to reenact our role-play fantasies?

Moving you into my family's gated community,

insisting that we allow the likes of you

to join this club?

Don't you get it by now, Hayley?

You may have appealed to Bill's baser instincts,

but he clearly cannot get over me

and the life that we shared.

-[scoffs] -And that's what tears you up inside.

You know, I'd probably spend a lot more time

being torn up about your past with Bill if I wasn't busy

sexing that big, strong, strapping man

every chance I get. Ah!

You know, come to think of it,

maybe that's why he's having all these health problems.

Wow, I should really slow my roll in the bedroom.

I mean, getting a taste of some fresh young stuff

might just be too overstimulating for him.

Or perhaps too toxic.

You keep serving up all the young stuff you want, Hayley,

because I have definitely sexed that man for the last time.

Can you blame me or Naomi or Chelsea for being angry

after seeing Hayley having a grand-old-time spa day

-when you just got out the hospital? -All right.

Kat, I appreciate your concern, but I am getting sick and tired

of the three of you disrespecting her.

What's to respect?

[laughs softly]

Yeah, it's funny, you know, a lot of people

feel the same way about your significant other.

You're not seriously comparing Tomas to Hayley.

Oh... why not?

You mean, they both come from less than, right?

The gated community was probably created

to keep people like them out,

and they're both unapologetically ambitious.

I'm sorry, but my man's ambition is to be a top lawyer,

to be an excellent son and grandson

to his people back in Puerto Rico.

Hayley's was to win the "side piece

to trophy wife" Olympic gold medal.

Ah! Mission accomplished, I guess.

Okay, well, I have another comparison for you.

Okay?

Both Hayley and Tomas betrayed someone they love. Hmm?

Hayley completely destroyed her friendship with Naomi

by falling in love with me, just like Tomas ruined

any chance you'll ever have of forging a real relationship

with your half sister when he got mixed up with Eva.

You're grasping at straws now.

Eva obliterated any chance of us being real sisters

long before she laid eyes on Tomas.

Think, teaming up with her mother to,

I don't know, destroy my family?

[laughs softly] Damn, you Duprees. I swear.

You really know how to hold a grudge, don't you?

Hayley has bent over backwards trying to make amends.

I'm sure Eva has, too.

I mean, hell, you gave the girl a piece of a vital organ.

You know, Bill, on most days, you and my dad

are like night and day.

But one thing you do have in common

is your incessant desire for everyone around you

to forgive and forget

where your indiscretions are concerned.

Come on, Kat.

Are you honestly telling me that there's no room

in your heart for forgiveness?

Hmm? For grace?

[grunts] I'm sorry,

but some sins are too damaging to be forgiven, ever.

What did you say to Dad to make him so mad?

I was merely being pleasant and social.

It is not my fault that your father

got his Speedos all in a twist over nothing.

Well, then, whose fault is it?

You know, I swear, I don't get you at all.

You have a man now.

Why are you still sweating Dad?

Marcel is just a fun way to pass the time.

You know what? I'm tired.

Just do me a favor and go.

Seriously?

You want me to leave?

Yeah, I really do.

And don't come back until you have learned

to act like you got some sense around my dad.

I'm not gonna let your crazy antics,

your ridiculous flirting, and your amnesia

about everything you do ruin my relationship with him.

Mama, I have managed to build a bond with my father,

and I am not going to lose it.

Fine. I'll go.

[door closes]

-[elevator bell dings] -WOMAN [over P.A.]: Nurse Johnson

to fourth floor nurse station.

Uh, you look like you just got cut off in traffic

and stuck in a TSA line all on the same day.

What did Leslie do now?

Uh, do you want to talk about it?

I have a better idea. What time does your shift end?

Ten minutes ago.

Perfect. Let's get out of here.

You don't have appointments?

I canceled everything from the car.

Oh, that was efficient.

-Mm-hmm. -I'm with you.

Hmm.

So, where are we going?

You want public or private?

-Guess. -[elevator bell dings]

[elevator bell dings]

Ready to go?

I thought I was done, but...

I need to check on a few charts.

Maybe in about a half an hour?

How was breakfast with your mom and Kat?

Ugh, can you believe that my mom declared

the power of positive thinking

to protect her and Naomi from the worst-case scenario

regarding the BRCA gene mutation?

Well, that's not all Dani's doing.

She's mentioned being on top of her checkups and scans.

Well, what if that's not enough?

She's following her doctor's orders.

Baby, what's really bothering you?

How come...

How come Naomi got the funky genes and not me?

Oh. Come here.

You know what you're going through?

Survivor's guilt.

But it's not like Naomi's sick now.

So everyone keeps reminding me.

It's just... a lot.

We still don't know what's wrong with my dad,

and breast cancer looms over my family.

I wish I could just dip out of it all, you know?

You know what?

These will keep till tomorrow.

Are you sure?

Absolutely.

Now, why don't we work on giving you

that escape you're craving?

[phone vibrating]

Ah, the love of my life.

How'd brunch go?

And again, sweetheart, I'm sorry I couldn't make it.

I'm still knee-deep in it.

I skipped the meal and had a liquid lunch instead.

I needed it after a run-in with your ex-wife.

[sighs] Okay. What did Dani do now?

She was being her usual charming self.

You know, she said something slick

about how you can't get over her

and how I'm free to sex you all I want

because she's done doing so?

As if that was a factor.

Like you'd ever want what that bitter old has-been

has to offer again when you have me.

[stammers] I'm sorry, sweetheart.

There's something urgent that I need to take care of.

Um, it's-it's regarding Madison's case.

Wait, so you're not joining me at all?

Not even for dessert?

-Rain check? -[sighs]

Fine.

Aren't men just the worst?

What are you babbling about now?

I couldn't help but overhear your part

-of that conversation. -Mm.

I just bet you couldn't.

Sounds like your Bill is just as bad as my Teddy Bear.

I'm sorry, your what?

Ted Richardson, my daughter's father,

just dissed me something serious.

All because he couldn't trust his own self to be around me.

Now, if I could tempt him away

from that perfect Dr. Nikki,

I sure as hell can lure him away from Nursey-poo.

What are you even talking about?

I'm just stating the obvious, Hayley, once again.

I mean, here you are, you stay beefing

with Dani Dupree in these Fairmont Crest streets.

And I am constantly dealing with these heifers out here,

battling with them, over my man, too.

I mean, it's like I'm constantly saying.

You and I, we should team up.

And do what, exactly?

I don't know, look out for each other,

have each other's backs.

I mean, safety in numbers and all that jazz.

There may be a time that you and I need one another.

So, what happened with Leslie now?

Well, she was once again trying to act like

we had some sort of romantic or sexual relationship.

She's unbelievable.

I am so done with the foolishness.

I get it, but I do hope you realize

that you don't have to work yourself into a frenzy

over Leslie's stunts for me.

Whatever you and Leslie had in the past is exactly that.

-The past. -Most definitely.

And never forget that.

You're the only woman I have in my life.

Which is why I have something that I need to tell you.

Girl, don't go in that room.

The serial-killing stalker is in there.

You know what? Forget my liver.

These stories about to give me a heart attack.

[knock at door]

One sec.

Okay, this is low-key a surprise.

For you and me both.

Can I come in?

Uh, yeah, come in.

Um, can I get you anything?

Do you want to sit down?

-Uh, what brings you by? -No, thanks.

This won't be long.

I have to say something to you.

Okay. Let me have it.

Thank you.

I know, baby.

It's hot outside in July in D.C.

That's why I suggested you might want to do

that layout in a studio.

Yes, I do think of everything. Now you know.

[laughs]

I love you, too.

Yeah, I got to go. Bye-bye.

What are you doing here? Andre could have been home.

Why are you looking at me like that?

I guess I'm trying to figure you out.

You keep saying no one else can ever find out

about what happened between us,

and then you go and antagonize Hayley about our connection?

What's really going on here, Dani?

MADISON [sighs]: I always underestimate

the healing power of a long, hot shower.

I have completely left my shift behind,

along with ruminating about the lawsuit.

Agreed.

Steam and that lavender oil

definitely went a long way toward de-stressing me,

especially after finding out about Naomi

and worrying nonstop

-about my dad. -Aw.

Well, I can prescribe a few ways to relieve your stress.

What do you have in mind, Doctor?

Oh, I can show you better than I could tell you.

-Oh, really? -Mm.

♪ Take our time♪

♪ And explore the lines of our♪

♪ Skin.♪

[Chelsea giggles]

What is it, Ted?

What do you have to tell me?

I'm falling in love with you, Shanice.

Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa. Back up.

I must not have heard you right.

It sounded like you said "thank you"?

I did.

Kat, you're the one who saved my life.

And you saved my relationship.

Even though you once nearly ruined it,

but that's neither here nor there.

I'm not following.

Tomas told me you were the one who encouraged him

to talk to me about his feelings after the whole proposal fiasco.

Oh, well, that wasn't a big deal.

It only made sense.

He also told me that you said

he should have asked my permission

before seeking you out or...

discussing our personal business.

Yeah, I did say that.

For once, we're on the same page.

What did you say to him?

Uh, that he needs more male friends to confide in.

Instead of me?

Yeah, for obvious reasons.

No, I totally get that.

Look, for what it's worth,

I really hope you and Tomas work things out.

I'm rooting for you two.

I can almost believe you mean that.

Well, I guess it helps that you have

your hot Izaiah on lock.

[laughs softly] He is fine, isn't he?

[both laugh]

Um, but-but like I said at the hospital...

I heard you.

This changes nothing.

Don't worry, I don't expect us to have sleepovers

and braid each other's hair anytime soon.

Just so we're understanding each other.

More and more every day.

[sighs] I really want you to get this:

I could not care less about teaming up,

befriending or doing anything with your crazy tail.

In fact, Leslie, from here on out,

when you see me,

instead of rushing over to start some asinine conversation

that I did not sign on for,

how about you just keep it moving?

Okay, Miss Thang.

I tried to be your little friend,

but now you've made me your enemy.

You know, you might want to ask around

about how people end up who cross me.

Careful who you threatening, bitch.

I'm not some mousy Dupree assistant.

If you ever make the mistake of coming for me,

best believe I give as good as I get.

[laughs softly]

Bitch.

Of course your little OnlyFans reject of a bride

would come running to you to cry

that I had been mean to her at the club.

When is she going to get tired of that two-year-old torch song?

Look, Hayley is not as dumb as you think.

What if she figures out what's going on between us, hmm?

And clues in your little man cub?

It'll blow up both our marriages.

There is nothing going on between us, Bill.

For the last time, what happened in that elevator

was a result of panic, fear

and a supremely big lapse in judgment.

[laughs softly]

You sure about that?

Eva already won over my dad and my boyfriend,

and now she finally got to you, too.

If I can keep our last little escapade a secret,

then imagine what I could do with future ones.

There will never be another.

Never say never.

I already know, Dani. The secret's out.

Is there something you want to share with us, Danielle?

I'm determined

that the next time Bill gets symptoms,

he will end up in the mortuary instead of the hospital.

What the hell is happening to me?

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