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Hey, you're calling me? Oh, yeah.

Hey, sweetie.

Stepmom just needed to ask you something.

This might sound weird, but do you mind if I sleep in your bed tonight?

Yeah, no, I don't care. I'll sleep on the couch.

Oh, no, you don't need to do that. I mean, you're such a heavy sleeper.

Anyways, I'll just sleep next to you. You won't even notice me.

Why do you want to sleep in my bed?

Well, I don't know. Your father's been acting super weird with, like, how he's

been sleeping and just tossing and turning a lot.

Oh, he's been, like, waking you up?

Yeah. I have not gotten a good night's sleep at all.

And, yeah, he's just been acting really weird.

Did you talk to him about that?

No. Well, I tried, but he's so short with me, I think he's mad at me or

something.

Do you notice anything?

Yeah, I mean, he's just hasn't like been around that much. Yeah, he's working

late and it's just frustrating.

But yeah, so what if he wakes you up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, I might not sleep there, but if he, you know,

wakes me up when he comes home late from work again, I might just come.

Sneaking chair room.

Yeah, that's fine. I don't mind.

Okay, great.

Thanks. I really appreciate it.

Yeah, no problem.

Okay. I'll see you later. Bye, sweetie.

Oh, good morning, sweetie.

Good morning.

Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

I probably should have put something on, but I just always sleep naked.

That's okay.

I do,

too. Oh, yeah.

It's my favorite.

It's not weird. We've both seen, you know, body parts before.

Yeah.

I don't know what's going on with him. It's like he's like mumbling and talking

in his sleep.

And yeah, it's just been so weird.

What do you think?

Yeah, I mean, like, honestly, I think he's having an affair.

I just know it.

I've like seen him.

texting this girl that i know is the new intern at his office and like the

other night it went off super late and he grabbed it so i

don't know i just i'll just deal with it are you guys gonna get divorced

oh no i mean we'll figure it out i'm sure i just like

i don't know I feel like I should just maybe get back at him somehow, you know?

I don't know. I don't want you to stress.

Okay.

I'm sorry that's happening.

It's not your fault.

It's okay.

I mean, I'm still pretty tired, though. Do you think we could, like, just maybe,

like, cuddle for a little?

Yeah, I don't care, I guess. Okay, great.

Wow, have you been working out a lot, sweetie?

You look pretty.

You feel good.

Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah. Wow, I can tell.

Very impressed.

This is really nice.

I haven't cuddled with your dad in forever.

Really? Yeah.

That's crazy.

Oh, my.

Wow. Sweet. Sorry.

I mean, you're really hard.

Yeah, sorry. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.

I mean,

look how big it is. I had no idea, sweetie, that you were so big. big and

that's really nice i mean like girls girls will will love this but

yeah i mean i'm sorry i shouldn't even be touching it it's

it's okay it's just i just really i wish your father would get this hard for me

in the morning wow i mean it's very nice

I mean, you should probably, like, take care of this, though, right? Like, it's

so hard.

Um, it'll probably go away, Mom. It's okay.

I mean, no, sweetie, you're going to get blue balls.

Like, we don't want that.

I could maybe just take care of it for you.

Well, okay.

Someone has to, right?

It's just like... Let

me just... Yeah, I get it.

Wow,

it's such a nice big cog. I don't know when it caught this.

Mmm,

does that feel good sweetie?

Are you sure?

It's okay. I won't tell anybody, okay?

Yeah, I mean, I locked your door, so hopefully it should be okay.

Just don't tell anybody.

This is so wrong.

You think?

No.

Like, why does he get to have all the fun? You know? Like, he's fucking other

people.

Yeah.

I don't think they're doing anything wrong, though. Mm-hmm.

Okay.

It's really warm. It is.

It feels so good.

It's mommy.

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