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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:18,910 Hey, you're calling me? Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:20,230 Hey, sweetie. 3 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,730 Stepmom just needed to ask you something. 4 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:28,850 This might sound weird, but do you mind if I sleep in your bed tonight? 5 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:32,990 Yeah, no, I don't care. I'll sleep on the couch. 6 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:38,350 Oh, no, you don't need to do that. I mean, you're such a heavy sleeper. 7 00:00:38,370 --> 00:00:42,390 Anyways, I'll just sleep next to you. You won't even notice me. 8 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:45,210 Why do you want to sleep in my bed? 9 00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:50,730 Well, I don't know. Your father's been acting super weird with, like, how he's 10 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:53,730 been sleeping and just tossing and turning a lot. 11 00:00:54,550 --> 00:00:56,130 Oh, he's been, like, waking you up? 12 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,430 Yeah. I have not gotten a good night's sleep at all. 13 00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:02,250 And, yeah, he's just been acting really weird. 14 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:03,570 Did you talk to him about that? 15 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:09,130 No. Well, I tried, but he's so short with me, I think he's mad at me or 16 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:10,130 something. 17 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,830 Do you notice anything? 18 00:01:14,420 --> 00:01:21,200 Yeah, I mean, he's just hasn't like been around that much. Yeah, he's working 19 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:25,060 late and it's just frustrating. 20 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:32,280 But yeah, so what if he wakes you up? 21 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:38,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, I might not sleep there, but if he, you know, 22 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:42,940 wakes me up when he comes home late from work again, I might just come. 23 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:44,710 Sneaking chair room. 24 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,930 Yeah, that's fine. I don't mind. 25 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:50,268 Okay, great. 26 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:52,090 Thanks. I really appreciate it. 27 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:53,189 Yeah, no problem. 28 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:55,110 Okay. I'll see you later. Bye, sweetie. 29 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,440 Oh, good morning, sweetie. 30 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:23,779 Good morning. 31 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:26,440 Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. 32 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:32,820 I probably should have put something on, but I just always sleep naked. 33 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,280 That's okay. 34 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:36,420 I do, 35 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,080 too. Oh, yeah. 36 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:41,600 It's my favorite. 37 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:46,820 It's not weird. We've both seen, you know, body parts before. 38 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,160 Yeah. 39 00:02:52,549 --> 00:02:56,950 I don't know what's going on with him. It's like he's like mumbling and talking 40 00:02:56,950 --> 00:02:57,888 in his sleep. 41 00:02:57,890 --> 00:03:01,390 And yeah, it's just been so weird. 42 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,270 What do you think? 43 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:15,410 Yeah, I mean, like, honestly, I think he's having an affair. 44 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:16,870 I just know it. 45 00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:19,450 I've like seen him. 46 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:26,960 texting this girl that i know is the new intern at his office and like the 47 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:33,880 other night it went off super late and he grabbed it so i 48 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:40,680 don't know i just i'll just deal with it are you guys gonna get divorced 49 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:47,400 oh no i mean we'll figure it out i'm sure i just like 50 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:53,670 i don't know I feel like I should just maybe get back at him somehow, you know? 51 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:57,350 I don't know. I don't want you to stress. 52 00:03:58,350 --> 00:03:59,350 Okay. 53 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,430 I'm sorry that's happening. 54 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:03,850 It's not your fault. 55 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:05,150 It's okay. 56 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:11,550 I mean, I'm still pretty tired, though. Do you think we could, like, just maybe, 57 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:12,830 like, cuddle for a little? 58 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:17,110 Yeah, I don't care, I guess. Okay, great. 59 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:36,860 Wow, have you been working out a lot, sweetie? 60 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,160 You look pretty. 61 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,400 You feel good. 62 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:40,760 Yeah, a little bit. 63 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,700 Yeah. Wow, I can tell. 64 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:44,420 Very impressed. 65 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:51,230 This is really nice. 66 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:55,270 I haven't cuddled with your dad in forever. 67 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:57,130 Really? Yeah. 68 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:58,750 That's crazy. 69 00:05:01,270 --> 00:05:03,330 Oh, my. 70 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:06,430 Wow. Sweet. Sorry. 71 00:05:06,750 --> 00:05:08,750 I mean, you're really hard. 72 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:11,130 Yeah, sorry. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry. 73 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:13,150 I mean, 74 00:05:13,970 --> 00:05:19,360 look how big it is. I had no idea, sweetie, that you were so big. big and 75 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:25,340 that's really nice i mean like girls girls will will love this but 76 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:32,280 yeah i mean i'm sorry i shouldn't even be touching it it's 77 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:39,220 it's okay it's just i just really i wish your father would get this hard for me 78 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:46,120 in the morning wow i mean it's very nice 79 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:53,630 I mean, you should probably, like, take care of this, though, right? Like, it's 80 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:54,630 so hard. 81 00:05:55,830 --> 00:05:59,430 Um, it'll probably go away, Mom. It's okay. 82 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:02,850 I mean, no, sweetie, you're going to get blue balls. 83 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:04,990 Like, we don't want that. 84 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:11,490 I could maybe just take care of it for you. 85 00:06:12,410 --> 00:06:14,590 Well, okay. 86 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:19,950 Someone has to, right? 87 00:06:27,790 --> 00:06:34,790 It's just like... Let 88 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,650 me just... Yeah, I get it. 89 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:41,830 Wow, 90 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:47,630 it's such a nice big cog. I don't know when it caught this. 91 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:49,930 Mmm, 92 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,670 does that feel good sweetie? 93 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,290 Are you sure? 94 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:48,130 It's okay. I won't tell anybody, okay? 95 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:54,130 Yeah, I mean, I locked your door, so hopefully it should be okay. 96 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:55,750 Just don't tell anybody. 97 00:07:55,830 --> 00:07:57,310 This is so wrong. 98 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:46,049 You think? 99 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:47,050 No. 100 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:52,150 Like, why does he get to have all the fun? You know? Like, he's fucking other 101 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,150 people. 102 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:54,430 Yeah. 103 00:08:54,590 --> 00:08:56,910 I don't think they're doing anything wrong, though. Mm-hmm. 104 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:58,950 Okay. 105 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,040 It's really warm. It is. 106 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,900 It feels so good. 107 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:58,870 It's mommy. 7461

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