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I just want to tell you how sorry I am things didn't work out between you and

my dad. I just can't imagine how tough it is for you right now.

I want to tell you that if you need anything, I'm here for you.

Thank you.

I mean, it was definitely super shocking, but I had a feeling that he

was cheating on me.

I just ignored it until I couldn't. So it was really shocking.

The whole family was shook by it.

I feel like we just started to get to know you. My sister's torn up.

Christmas is really going to be awkward this year.

I will miss you guys.

We're just starting to become a family, right?

Well, it's for the best that you find out about my father's secret gay lover

at the beginning of your marriage.

I mean, just think about how my real mom feels. She always thought Oliver was

just a golfing buddy.

He does like to go out a lot. That was definitely one of the signs.

I mean, I could have make it work, but he just wanted to end things.

Yeah, honestly, I think he just came to terms with it. Like I said, for the

best. Everything happens for a reason, you know.

Do you want some more coffee?

Oh yeah, I would love to.

Oh, Patty, what's going on?

You told me maybe everything happens for a reason. Maybe this is the reason.

Hold on a second.

You're still my stepmom.

I'm not. You're dad anything.

I know. I mean, but still.

What do you mean with still? Do you have a girlfriend?

No. Are you secretly gay like your father?

No. I mean, also not a secret anymore.

Yeah, that's true.

What'll happen?

That's the end.

Thank you.

Look at you fucking glorious

Mwah.

This is my fucking cock. Down your ass.

That cock nice and hard.

That's it.

That's it.

Nice and hard.

I'm gonna gargle those fucking balls.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh yeah. I fucking love that coat.

So much better.

There you go.

Fuck yeah.

There you go.

You're going to come on my pretty face and I'm going to use my cap.

Don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. That's it. Oh, my God.

Bury that fucking cock in your cunt.

What cousin are you? What cousin are you?

Fuck yeah.

Ha ha.

Hold it. Just like that. I want you to fucking hold it.

Stick that tongue out.

Let's get that fucking cock nice and wet again.

Turn the fuck around.

Did you fucking stepmom?

Yeah. You want my fucking young love?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh. Oh, I'm gonna talk to you. Give it to me.

Shit, yeah.

Hi. Right there. Hi.

Fuck yeah.

What time is it? I have a golf lesson.

You have what?

I got a golf lesson. I got a golf lesson.

Well, you just make yourself at home everywhere you go.

Well, I do live here now.

I'm just being myself.

Do you have to be yourself in the kitchen?

Are you offended?

No, I just that technically you're my stepsister now and maybe this

isn't appropriate.

I mean, well, what would it have been last week when I wasn't?

Actually, I don't think you could be appropriate.

It's not your style.

Well, I'm glad that you're starting to get me now.

Okay, well, carry on then.

I'll see you around.

So, like the deal ran, aren't you a little old to still be living with your

dad? Well, as a matter of fact, I was engaged and living with my fiancée.

Things went a little sideways, so I moved back temporarily.

I didn't know that he was going to marry your mom within, like, dating three

months. Yeah, my mom moved pretty fast, but so do I.

Um, I can see that.

Do I make you uncomfortable, man?

Um, no, not at all.

Maybe, I mean a little.

I love it when men get tongue-tied around me. It's such a turn-on to know

that I have that kind of power.

I didn't say anything about you having power.

I was just saying that.

Oh, fuck.

You were saying what?

I don't remember.

I'm sorry I'm cheating.

Oh my god.

I love Granny.

It's so fucking good.

I can't push my pussy back down. Oh my god.

Fuck. Fuck.

That's my fucking receipt.

Oh, God.

Is that the package you've been waiting for?

Uh, yes.

Well, what is it?

What do you think?

Do you like it?

What the hell?

What do you think?

Yeah, but... I'm sorry, I'm very... I don't understand.

Well, it's pretty simple, Ryan.

I've been flirting with you since I met you last year.

And I think we both know that your marriage to my mom is a big mistake.

And I told you that on your wedding day. I know.

You're divorced.

Okay, but... I think we both know that she's probably fucking that new trainer

that she got.

She's always been really insecure, but it's been off the charts since she

turned 50.

I was thinking... Maybe...

Just maybe... You'd want to test drive a newer model?

I know, I know, I know. The technicalities or whatever, but I'll be

in my room if you change your mind.

This is unfair.

you're wearing shoes in bed oh yeah a little nice touch i thought you liked i

mean they're nice touch but come on a little inconvenient let's get

comfortable

Oh, my God.

I like when you roll in the air.

Well, you know, I just want to get a good view.

And the unwrapping.

Finally seeing.

So nice.

I think so.

Oh fuck!

You're so sexy.

Oh, my God, yes.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Yeah,

it's a good feeling.

No, it's right here.

Don't you, literally.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Ha ha.

oh oh

Huh.

Oh my God.

Mm-hmm.

You can't figure me like that.

You have me so...

You're learning how to help me.

I don't want to hit my mouth.

I want to help myself.

Damn.

Oh, good morning,

Nate.

You look like you could use a cup of coffee.

Yeah, thank you.

That was quite the night last night.

You were in rare form.

Yeah, I may have drank a little too much.

Can anyone ever drink?

Too much.

Yeah, they can.

And I did.

The last thing I remember is picking my dad up off the floor after he tripped

over the buffet.

Yeah, I think he may have had a little too much to drink, too, I'm afraid.

Looks like it runs in the family.

Yeah, anyway, congratulations on the wedding.

Thank you. I'm your new stepmom, Nate.

So exciting.

Yeah. Welcome to the family.

And thank you for last night.

For what?

Oh, that's right. You don't remember.

You rocked my world.

What? What are you talking about?

Well... Your dad was no good to me after the buffet incident, so you stepped in

to save the day.

Seriously? On your wedding day?

It's okay, Nade. Your dad knew I was a free spirit when he met me.

So, are you ready for round two?

This is crazy!

What if my dad comes home?

He's not going to be home for another 24 hours. The hospital is...

Keeping him for observation.

We have the whole house to ourselves.

I can't.

You already did, Nade. And now you're sober.

Don't you want to do it again?

So you can remember it this time.

Oh,

yeah.

Are you sure he's not coming back today?

I'm sure.

Yeah, you like how it looks?

That's better.

Thank you.

Mmm.

I'm going to suck those balls right there.

Appreciate it, girl.

Okay.