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Oh, hi.

I didn't expect you home.

Why? What are you doing here?

I live here.

It's Friday night.

I know.

You're a young guy. Why aren't you out?

I don't know.

I don't go out that often.

Why not?

This is the prime of your life.

Oh, God. This is the prime? You just started college.

Yeah. You should have parties to go to.

True, I get it. I bet there's no games tonight, nothing?

I mean, there's a few things, but I don't know. I'm just being lazy.

Oh, my goodness.

When I was your age, I was out every night, every weekend.

Really? Come on. There's got to be cute girls out.

Oh, my gosh. I get it. I mean.

You got to go out there.

I was thinking about going out, but. You got to put yourself out there. I mean, I

remember.

Some of my best times were back in college.

Just going out on a Friday night.

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean, you know.

What'd you guys do when you were in college?

We'd go to the games, of course. Go to parties.

There's gotta be some parties tonight.

Oh. We'd go out to the dock.

Yeah. I mean, I would do that. Everyone wants to go outside. Everyone wants to

just, like, party and drink, you know?

Well, I mean, you... We'll have a good time.

True. Come on.

I'm sure one of your friends has like a pool.

No, honestly, I don't think so.

You do a little skinny dipping.

That's how you can find a lady.

Find a girlfriend.

Yeah.

I use the skinny dip all the time.

It's totally... It's a good time.

It's fun.

Are you skinny dipping?

Yeah. Come on. You're so, like, goody two-shoe.

Well, I mean, you know, when I was young.

That's crazy to think of you, like, skinny dipping or, like, doing crazy

stuff. I mean, the girls your age don't do anything like that.

I know you've got some wild girls.

Not really.

You haven't found a girlfriend yet?

Come on. I've had fleas, but I don't know. College is hard. Everyone's doing

their own thing, you know?

Everyone's doing each other.

Except for you, apparently.

Whoa, whoa.

I mean, I've had sex, but... I'm... Whoa.

What's your type?

Who have you... Who have you... Who have you hooked up with?

Why does that matter?

I'm, I'm, you know, I just want to know how my stepson's doing in college.

I don't know if I really have a type. I mean, there's like all types of girls,

you know, like girls my age, older women sometimes, you know. Okay, older women?

Sometimes. Who are you hanging out with that's older?

I don't know. I did, I don't know, why am I telling you this? I did like, okay,

recently I had sex with them.

A milf. A milf? Yeah.

Oh, really?

Yeah. How old is this milf? Don't... I'm not telling you.

It's weird.

Why is it weird?

I don't know.

Everyone told me that it was fucking... Everyone was making fun of me for

fucking a milf, and I was like... Milfs need love, too, honey.

I mean, I... How old was she? I mean, how much of a milf was she?

That you're making your friends uncomfortable.

Not a gill fishy.

No, no, no, no.

She's like 27.

27?

Yeah.

That's like the oldest.

How is that a milf?

27?

I don't know. She's like 7 years older than me.

She has a kid.

Okay, she has a kid. And she has a job.

She's like a real...

Woman, you know.

Okay, a real woman.

Yeah, she's 27.

Well, how does she compare to me?

Am I a real woman?

Yeah, I mean... She's 27, honey.

She called herself a milf, so I don't know. I mean, she's 27.

She's in her 20s.

I mean, look at me.

I mean, yeah, you look... There's...

No comparison there, right? You can't really call that a MILF.

Why are you trying to say that you're a MILF? I mean, do you know what that

stands for? Am I not?

Do you know what it stands for, though?

Yeah, I know what it stands for.

I mean, I guess you're a MILF, but, like, that kind of insinuates that I

don't know what the fuck you just said.

What's wrong with that?

I mean, I'm your stepmom. You're my stepmom. It wouldn't be.

I'm your stepmilf.

Right? There's nothing wrong with that.

I guess.

I guess I really haven't been with a real milf.

Maybe I was just kind of fantasizing, you know?

What do you fantasize about when you fantasize about Melf?

Anyone I would know?

Oh my god.

I mean, maybe you kind of broke my brain a little bit. I mean, I haven't

fucking thought that long, you know?

Well, your father won't be home until late.

Maybe we could go have fun and

stay in.

I did not know that you had this idea.

Are you sure about this?

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure about this, baby.

Oh, it seems like you're pretty sure, too.

You don't need to, like, do this laundry or anything?

I don't know.

Sorry, I'm just, like, kind of nervous.

Well, laundry can wait.

Be a little irresponsible, honey.

Have a little fun.

This is what college is all about.

the treatment that you deserve being such a big

all these new experiences.

That's exactly what college is for.

Feel something, baby.

What?

Let's see how freaky we can get.

Really makes some memories.

Holy shit.

Just like you're supposed to at this age.

I have experiences you can talk about for years.

I like fucking your stepmom's

feet.

I'm gonna get out of this house

all about.

All these new experiences.

Figuring out what you really like.

What makes you feel good.

Like milk and feet.

I'm going to turn into a foot part.

You deserve to party tonight.

So we're going to be using more than just my feet.

Make this your best.

knows how to use Every

part of her head to toes

Thank you.

Good Oh

You feel so good.

Taking me back.

Taking me back to my college days.

I used to call me a stupid sucker.

Oh my God.

fucking ghost in my home.

Yeah.

I did not know you could fuck like this.

What the fuck?

You guys really got it out of me, honey.

I wanted to show you how you can get what a real male fucks

like.

How do you think it was 27-year-olds know what they're doing?

You're a pretty fucking asshole too, holy shit.

God damn.

Fuck you, Sue.

See how it tastes?

I'm

gonna

put a little squirt on you. Oh, yeah, just a little.

Thank you so much.

That's what I like.

That's what I like.

That's what I like. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Hmm.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

That's it, baby.

That's it.

Yes. Mm-hmm. Just like lotion.

Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we'll go to a party.

Get it all between my toes.

My soles.

Should I have my heels?

Okay.

Oh, wow.