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once upon a time there was an adorable little baby named Cindy Cathcart she was the sweetest rosiest cheek baby anyone had ever seen Co unfortunately due to circumstances Beyond her control Cindy

was left on the doorstep of a terrible reform school for juvenile delinquents Cindy's mother had left poor adorable Cindy on the wrong doorstep Cindy was immediately thrown in with a group of

children who made Al Capone look like a Boy Scout go this twist of fate started Cindy on the wrong track in life by the age of four she had been forced by the other kids to participate in a life of

crime by the age of eight her picture had been plastered on the front page of every major newspaper in the world despite the fact that Cindy had been dragged into the underworld of

juvenile corruption she remained a sweet and lovely girl one day the reform school Commission embarked on a daring new program in Social Rehabilitation one of their girls would be sent to the

snobbiest most expensive finishing school in the world the Von popson Academy located in the Swiss Alps the choice was narrowed down to three girls oneeyed Jackie an admitted

rapist whose hobby was pulling tales off lizards Lizzy Gordon AKA Lizzy The X wanted for chopping down parking meters counterfeiting pizza and selling the Brooklyn brids to a rich Arabian Chic

who took it back to his country where it is now a major tourist attraction their third choice was sweet and adorable Cindy Cathcart the committee chose Cindy and so on a wing in a prayer

with a dollar in her pocket and a song in her heart sweet Cindy cathart was enrolled in the v popson Academy little did she realize that this twist of fate would change her life and her hairstyle

forever hello hello I say I say hello I've never seen I say have you seen my girl my D never money my Lord my lady my have you SE go today I'm going Castle go I have money you I got more money can

ring Oh My Dead Body don't tip me whatever to women's Li you're going to the vont pooper Academy and you're coming home a lady and so you can marry Angelo salami not even if he was the

last piece of meat on Earth Isabel you marry Angelo or I lock you in a Convent and by God you Merry God screw you screw you oh got if you get into trouble go see your uncle Constantine see papa oh

Isabella Isabella Isabella you have everything two water bottles six lones comp boots and a year supply of excellent excuse me youo Mr red cat person I haven't got all day now

remember next time inex yall stop it and give us the H now look I want you to be very careful with these bags I had to buy first class SE of my legs on the way over and I don't want any scratches kind

of C looking for Castle back home we got our house bigger than this remember Colette boys are nasty little creatures they only want one thing if they ever touch you your bosoms will explode madam

got all the money I say are you quite all right terribly sorry but these uh peasants think they own the road Alex she's only a common tourist don't Dole quite right we're in danger of being more than

fashionably late to the Von psin Academy the Von pson but that's where I'm going an American I adore your accent did you hear that Hillary kindred spirit please allow me to introduce myself my name is

Lord Alexander snivel I'm the 14th Earl of Franconia the Earl and my companion lady Hillary havo to Alex oh please allow us to give you a lift Miss uh Cathcart cdy Cathcart but you two can

squeeze in back AR sure oh sure I'll help you the case okay okay now that your vacation is over it is time to dedicate your minds and bodies to the tasks ahead time to se away your

adolescent impulses and mature into responsible young women I forine stinken Schmid on my staff will train you to assume your rightful positions Beneath The Men Who rule myself I like to be on need I

remind you ladies of the punishment if you fail to conform to standards immediate expulsion exactly for those of you who make trouble remember you will not graduate

when those that do will be perceived by the world as Royal virgins oh now a word of greeting from the Von popson's distinguished owner the Countess Von popson Hello Girls welcome

back oh I'm so glad to see you did you have a great holiday oh I remember one Christmas holiday we had in our family chatau my father drank so much bre friend Mrs C that he disappeared in the

East wing and we didn't find him to New Year oh and you you must be see the cash card I'm delighted to have you here at glass there is money cannot buy try to teach these girls what they should

know painted nails major in Gold pled credit cards nightes and fashion shows you forget that cold attraction just look in her eyes and shine everything FY cars with Cav won't get

you very far it's what you feel inside your heart love is just a passing Little fing carard that makes the princess cry you forget that musical attraction big expensive time money's everything is

you backal ATT just look her eyes and shine momy's everything is this room 212 certainly is welcome to Campaign Headquarters give us a hand will you sure I'm Lady Pamela l call me

Pam Cindy cart American industrialist Banker or politics I beg your pardon your father not that it matters they're all capitalist swine well actually my father well you see when I was a

child is that the first class already relax that's the whole horn every time a girl's had an orgasm she sounds it who was it princess Marina she got lucky with a ski instructor at

San Mor fancy that so who forced you to come here well no one really I'm sort of like an exchange student it's kind of like a program in social reform social reform that's exactly what this place

needs good Heavens you're poor bloody marvelous the so much I want to ask you now let me see um do you live in the ghetto are you on welfare where are your children

children 3.4 out of every six deprived teenage girls get pregnant by the age of 15 of course we Shan tell the other girls about this and we better do something about those clothes look take

anything from my wardrobe till we can get you some new things no I really couldn't go on rubbish thanks you know I've been here three times and I've hated it this place is so pretentious and

oldfashioned I'm really pleased you're going to be sharing with me you mean there are only going to be two of us in this big room come on I'll show you around how can I keep the girls in line and the

CEST behaves like a tcot B bothers me she is not listed in the American Social registry These Boots are impossible are your feet swelling again I'm tired Doo tired of

doing all the work and getting none of the credit if you took your vitamin like I told you you wouldn't be tired and grabby all the time stink and the academy is mine I'll run a tight ship

enter oh excuse me for interrupting Countess Von pson asked me to give you these bills excuse me htin Justin that's what I said htin I am the one who gives the bill to the frine

graus uh tells the counts they will be taken care of you mean you never done it on Horseback in a limousine on motorcycle and once in an armored car while it was moving yeah sure do you know where the

dining room is you're the new girl aren't you well howdy I'm Lulu Bell and this here's Izzy hi come on sugar we'll show you you know when I first got here i' be so nervous about the whole thing

because Melle find your places and be seated Sil play Hey deoy grass esaret squab that's cat food obviously you don't know the first thing about delicacy the hell

I don't you ever eat Prairie oysters or road apples and what's that prto bull balls and horse chit M marel today's lesson in dining etiquette is the proper posture I will now demonstrate the pelvic

tilt feet on the floor shoulders back spine straight CH up Tu Your Tas in wrists off the table elbows 2 in from your side and tighten the buttock girls as this year's graduates you are

going to leave here with the knowledge necessary to go through that difficult Maze We call Life engraved in each and one of you will be three of the most important virtues

first Duty doing what you don't want to do when you don't want to do it and you really have to do it and and you really should do it but you just don't want to do it do you understand Darlings second

it's etiquette being so incredibly polite that those who are even more polite than you are don't have the slightest idea what you are thinking of and at least but not last the most

important of them all and this is the point where your husband is going to judge you the most the ins and outs of orgasm orgasm a girl of quality must be prepared to surface her husband and

produce healthy male offspring once an air is born your wely duties will be fulfilled your husband will take a younger mistress and you can carry on with the important things in life such as shopping

lunching and face lifts when a man's woo becomes stiff who he enters a female's bbba oh would you just look at all the Dust In This Place I got to go change hold this if anything happens to this Al

dead I'm sending you the dry cleaning Bill oh it's locked here El am I supposed to do with a nail F how do you think I get into department stores early on sale days step aside and watch the pro Cindy

C damn I dropped my nail file must get to the bottom of this Cindy cascar business I'm sure the count has hired her to spy on me what is this shouldn't your ladies be in credit card class what

here you know darling I am very pleased with you you doing even better than I expected thank you CIS you know when I was your age I had a terrible crush on this very handsome officer oh he was

tall and dark and had beautiful blue eyes and one morning I was riding on my Aran and he showed up out of nowhere and we were riding along and then he said why don't we take take a little rest

well that's a rest I will never never forget you do get my meanings don't you I think so well Cindy dear if ever ever you have any problems at all my door is always open for you thank you CIS you're

welcome darling I am more certain than ever that Cindy cascot does not belong here I want her out sooner or later she will slip up and I want to know about it and what do

I get out of it excuse me there are two people on this planet you two take care of Cindy cascot I'll take care of your Gates quick hide power Line's coming what are you doing here I just came out for

some some some fresh air you know there are no girls allowed out as the dorm after hours it's against Academy regulations Section 3 subheading 12 no students will be allowed out as the dorm

after lights out you are grounded you will not be allowed on the shopping excursions to Geneva this week what have you got to say for yourself oh no back talk hey boy you know the rules about

having men of the opposite sex on capos all boys discovered on Academy grounds will be shot get back to your home I so we should we do with this one Rocky star wi yeah he brings new meaning to the

Wordly does that's a perfect category for come on so what about this guy I heard father with the shur and took everything here's another tampon now you're sure it's that time of the month

for Hillary she's very regular she always gets it on the full moon ah this morning I have decided to have some of our pupils H make a little speech and our first speaker is Lady Hillary hav if you

please the subject of my speech is precious stones on today's market only four gems qualifiers precious they are diamonds rubies sir fires and emeralds all others are classified as something

precious color hardness density and refractive index lady Hillary stop sing all the all determine the quality of the Stone go is something wrong gems in their Rock gems in their raw

State disgraceful if you can't keep your hands to yourself these are own where did everybody go I hope it's not catching enter ladies aren't you an innocent looking little

goop it has come to my attention that you are seen loitering outside the dispensary last night does this look familiar I will not tolerate this kind of behavior you are responsible you are a

disruptive influence actually it was my idea that is very Noble Lady Pamela now let me tell you some facts of life there is no place in this world for individual

thinking if you want to succeed you must learn subservience we have the academy teach you how to lay down for the highest bus bidder to be a perfect wife expensive property who must be

obedient there is no room for girls who take for themselves now from this moment on I will be watching you closely any trouble your kaput now get out of here okay we'll try it

again you take the cream you put it around the edges like that okay then you squeeze it together like this okay you try it now go on voila yeah put the cream around the edges PL voila very

good squeeze it together good boy could I use some tee I'm going stir crazy now I know how Uncle Guido felt in the big house oh being rich is so much harder than I thought it would be relax the

weekend's coming but if the upstairs maid isn't even allowed downstairs how does she ever leave at night tomorrow we are going to go see the boys Academy and guess what I'm taking all of

them and you are having none of them so bad oh I love the new do very nice oh don't you know s is a nation's number one killer your social life will die T I got the book you ordered now

it's my only copy don't tell the frine the victorial guide to for play in fourstar restaurant Miss I've never eaten in a four-star restaurant well I've never been eaten in a forer restaurant read the

book all set wait till the boys get a whiff of Pamela tomorrow nobody crosses Hillary h stock and gets away with it I hate to tell you this Hillary but sulfuric acid doesn't smell a thing like

rotten eggs the book says you have to mix it with water dummy excuse me for living is see where' y'all go haven't finished reading it today's letter from Jimmy Bob my darling Lulu we had a real

scorcher back home on the ranch the mosquitoes are so big we're using mou trps to catch them what are they saying I can't hear a thing look at this isn't even real

crystal God I think my ear fell asleep let's do it right water water sulfuric acid sulfuric acid hose the other morning real pretty Sunrise the Frozen Seaman arrived from

the stud F of course it weren't much fun for the Philly hose how long before it starts to smell the book didn't say lid I thought you had the lid oh what what are you doing look at your

face what do you see upper class now what do you see look my cheek bombs stink no they don't you've got great potential I do rumor has it that Lord Alex snivel the n is quite taken with

you yes you're going to Bow The Lads over tomorrow oh absolutely oh good morning frine good morning C 10:00 Shar oh my word I'm on time that's terrible the van poops and girls are never on time

Eric Eric my darling I'm so sorry we are late my dear CEST why are you so formal don't you remember that wonderful night in Paris oh we danced all night and we drank champagne did we ever drink

champagne and then then we went up to your apartment and you you tied me to your bed oh we just so young and so careless I cried when you left there he is y Alice

Earth she have got to ah Cindy there you are how wonderful to see you Lord Alice oh please don't be so formal call me sir now come along let me give you a hand with your skates she is so plain why on

Earth would Alex be interested he's not poor Hillary some women just don't know how to hang on to their men maybe you should try putting out PE it's snowing hey Sunny look at the

one with the big gongas toilet paper you can always tell when they stuff their bro oh I like that guy with the F fight don't get excited it's a sock no yeah no it's not a sock no yeah

no hey look Pierre it's Dary Parton how girls are too noisy in bed Jake's kind of cute which one come want with the curly hair see one sheet you've seen them all come on I think I'm going to be

sick really mon me they're as soft as cats I think I'm going to wait on the bus no sh no these T are meant to be broken huh the blonde who's the blonde Pamela Linux forget it she's too busy saving

the world yeah come on come on I fle you for the French M come on he's all yours oh you're not fun why don't you come and play It's supposed to be fun girls just stand

there come on boys don't be so shy oh P come on come on young man come on have some fun you must be Pamela I'm I'm Pierre big deal of e I don't know if you're familiar with the

cost of smala but we always anchor the Y off the coast of sardin because you see M is's awfully friendly with the arga c is tremendously oh I see forgot it there

do you want to come and have a look come on where have you been all my life hey beautiful you want to learn how to ski what are you talking to me sir how would you boys like to make some real

money this has really been a terrific day well that's because you're with me darling now uh how about a cup of tea yes please good would you excuse me for a minute please of course of

course well when I got got to Italy all the clothes were half price I saved an absolute Fortune well naturally I had to buy two of everything you know me I love a bargain I'm in here I'll be right out

just a minute I'm in here hey hey hey there's something wrong with the door hey it's dck help hey somebody let me out you guys now come on boys push what's going on out there backx into it

oh my gosh it's moving hey hey hey get me out of here get me out of here me thank you Alex you seen Cindy anywh she left 10 minutes ago with that Lord rid bom oh very a you know Americans

fast cars fast food and fickle women yes darling you know you know next time you must stop climbing through the window you're going to break something I couldn't wait should we have supper now maybe

later oh oh I am sure it's the fry line she can fit it in her bones when I'm having a good time come on my love come go ahead my darling I get rid of her fast okay oh dear come in come

in excuse me Candice I still made it darling you terrible what's wrong see I'm just so confused and I don't know who to turn to well tell me what's the matter see I I got me this boyfriend

back home named Jimmy Bob and I known him since trigger was a cult oh and you miss him very much but that's not a problem not exactly you see there's this other boy who's been turning my

head well but I tell you what it's it's all Goose flesh then what should I do well whichever boy you choose don't ever regret what you do do in life only regret what you

don't thank you CS I feel so much better now we talk oh I'm so glad good night Baron sugar good night Baron sugar lesson number four the P appetizer I remember the first time I

ever had Pat it was in the south of France lady Fartface who cares I don't care do you care I don't care she doesn't care made myself we shall begin assume the eating

position lift the Mela around with your left hand take the knife and with a clean downward stroke slice the Pat the thly gently Pat the Pate onto your toast as not to let it slip off and embarrass

you you return the knife to your plate and lift the toast now pop the Melba round into your mouth and let it slide down the back of your throat notice the Exquisite texture eat

lady Hillary royalty never spits out their food if you don't like it swallow it and don't eat anymore I'm going to kill you girls a little decorum Please Lady Hillary has clearly demonstrated a

complete lack of eating etiquette Willie help help me please help please killing yourself is not the solution I'm in love but she doesn't even know I exist call her a girl as beautiful as

kette would never give me a chance she wants a macho man not a virgin you know even I was a virgin once you were you're luckier blonde I've got to shave my legs every 3

days do you think my boobs are going to drop much at 30 I'm getting everything lifted hello hello it's Pierre 5 4 3 2 hello hello it's Pam on sle play just a minute I'll

check hello pier and how's the Frog Prince Pamela don't hang up please I need your help Willie tried to kill himself tonight shame it wasn't you Pamela now I'm serious Willie sinks he loves Colette oh

really if Colette feels the same way maybe we could give Cupid a little help no come in Colette may we speak privately for a moment I have no secrets from Sonia oh she has no secrets at

all it's about Willie Cavendish William have you ever heard of unrequited love like Ry and Juliet so you know how that story ends they die here's the deal vly tried to hang himself because of you

me but William could have his peak of girls he wants you now I know this is something you'd never consider because I know how shy and sensitive you are yes yes yes yes yes yes oh yes yes yes

yes yes oh yes yes for the first time everything has to be just right you have to make the men think that that that you've had an orgasm how do I do that you fake

it you take the hips and you move them like this huh like that you see then you take the shoulders while you're moving the hips and you move them like this with the hips you take your mouth

everything moving all at once you make it like this like brigit B and you make sound you go like that okay you try it no no it's from the gut like this and maybe we should get rid of the hand okay

from the gut and you go no no no no no what are you telling the poor girl how does she have a chance no you have to you have to be soft you have to be romantic you have to go a William come on you

try to be wild like an animal orgas now look watch me sh this is how we do it Texas style hey somebody called a doctor I'm showing Colette how to fake her organ now go on honey you try

it you sound like my mother sister at awake pretend you are lying in the gutter you are hit by a truck and you are moaning in pain you know so oh do it what if I really do have one and your should

does anybody know where we're going Pierre said to meet them at number six Ru s man Ru s what never mind just go straight holy moly it's a church no it's across the street are they really they Ain

Aon trust you to set this up in a whole house I don't mind sorry P but there was nothing I could do iel I I this little friend from C Academy this one must be lucky girl

oh oh young William is anxiously waiting for you in room nine that's their car I told you they were up to no good it's not exactly your high rent district so have you got the

camera I was all set to read a new book tonight the nean Marcus catalog just came Federal Express I'm going to f the frine where's the camera right here our first love our first time so unsure of

what we should do my heart was raing when you first H me in your arms I knew from the first time I saw you I would love you for all time cuz you were mine and it was my first

time our love would grow when we would live in harmony and Melodies would soar up above the highest Plaines to think of all that we have and all that we can learn together and

share and we'll be together always and we can always think about our first time that beautiful first time when you loved me and I loved you alone I've saved it all for you I love you so

don't you realize women all over the world have being exploited of course the only difference between us is that you get your money up front and we pay for the rest of our

lives on an hourly basis I think we come out better they're going to ruin me what about contracts did you sign anything noake far she Pard but she not for saying how

much how dare you not for you blood swine you can't do this it's against the law and the Constitution of the United States an American oh my gosh oh here comes the floor line come on let's go

frine over here you girls had better be right this time you will be the Crown Jewel in my hero there's something I've got to tell you I've got herp me too are we going to take this line down no Rumble

well they must be here somewhere find some minute I'm over here Lulu are you okay my hero Excuse Me Miss what kind of fur you wear Ranch mink mink do you know how much that coat costs

retail it's beautiful H nice pelts God I Love Your Overcoat Paris Hong Kong fabulous suit good workmanship must have cost you a fortune I got it on sale oo I love that word Holston e you

salong I got an incredible deal the only way to buy silk 100% pure C Heaven pone a Valentino Prion fuchi vadini M A knockoff Christian Dior I got a deep discount Gucci oo the G

Spot Calvin Klein briefs me too 450 blooming DS oh where are they let's ask about on the door hey let they go hey P it my never before in all my years have we come under such

disgrace reform school tup corrupts royalty half the girls parents are threatening to take them out of school with only one day left of graduation we were merely standing up for our rights

if Princess Diana had stood up for her rights before the vedding do you think Charles would have married her you have no rights I'm sorry if I caused any trouble you you are the cause of this

corrupting the MS of These Fine Young Girls how the Countess could have allowed a PE like you to burm her way into the academy this is the final star miss cascot you are expelled from the V pson

Academy good night the rest of you stay out of my sight till after graduating ceremonies tomorrow now get out oh you out Hello Alex Hillary have you seen this morning's papers isn't it just too awful

for Words isn't it just too awful for words and you'll never guess what else I have that'll be a doozy Cindy is a bank robber and look out Alex she's not in the social

register Direct Hit but how could you have deceived us so Hillary imagine crushed poor Alex you must be devastated oh you shouldn't be alone at a time like this you shouldn't be alone at a time

like this I'll be right over I'll be right over if you come back without a five karat diamond I'll be very disappointed will you get off my bed reform school T corrupts

royalty how the CEST could have allowed a person like you to burn her way into the academy you know Cindy had more Poise in one little pinky than the whole of Hillary's

family put together what do you mean had Cindy c c out of school out of school out of school soon the counts will be to my Academy wait till you see what I've got I've

already seen swie and I'm not interested come here the frine is expecting me what is it Lady Pamela oh I've got to get one of those stop giggling in the Harvest best my teeth get you later

coming coming I hope the aidc Pierre gave us Works my we're all grumpy that afternoon aren't we when I own the academy I'll double the tuition what will it be camomile or rose

hips oh what those hips you fool hey y'all found it section 15 subhead and a fraternization social interaction between faculty members will result in immediate dismissal what does

that mean than don't car it's for motion it means they're going to viap the Witch and blackmail her to get Cindy back in okay it's ready everybody sit down champag I don't know how you can

possibly worn a cup of tea dgo but you have succeeded brilliantly it tastes like sewer what was in this Spanish Fly essence of voice sir and the pituitary gland of a camel what that's powerful

stuff I was saving it for the right girl I could write home for some more maybe I'll grow a mustache what do you think I think I should put all the money I've CED off into mutual funds

when the cus goes bankrupt I'll make my move oh my God I can't believe the Fig is a thief of course I will be merciful the counts can stay and work for me but are you smiling at you realize

forine in all the years we work together you'll never call me by my first name yeah this is good all business get the hold of your call me Alonso every night I listen for the

sound of your footsteps outside my window click click click click click every night your your Boot Steps your boot you you go step down the hall click clickity click clickity click clickity

clickity clickity click like giant castets click click click click click click click click click you dve me great loc ever since the first day you hired me standing there in your dcky uniform

with your black boots and your riding C you temp yes yes yes I did I deser you're crazy have F so I thought you only liked men clo enough pela do you know I love you yes don't change the

subject hurry up everybody the coast is clear if the frine won't let Cindy back in you'll call and we'll play the video tape with her and Drago and Pamela I love you see you later

sugar I well William call me when you get back I'll wait by theone I wonder what's on that videotape go it's me frine lady have a St enter police let me talk to Sergeant stinken

Schmid hello Otto this is your baby sister I have a teeny favor to ask up hello oh William huh please please please come and get me please I please come and get me please

money we release to take to the Press stop come here Will and the boy have been arrested arrested got the tap what stop everyone follow me get in there oh park it over there and sit tight uncle

do I believe my eyes it's a little easy to what do I owe this great pleasure it ain't pleasure it's business oh for your father for myself you know you have your father's eyes screw the small

talk and here's mou what do what's taking her so long relax I have Supreme confidence in the is well I don't come on we got to move I'm coming what are we going to do Uncle I'll have it washed and G

before I bring it back you know they say a man reached a sexual peak at the age of 19 I'm going to spend the best years of my life Behind Bars yes hey watch out for the I did

it I wonder what this L's for don't touch it what what happened I wonder what this is for the Torpedoes are you okay I got it I got it I got it let me do it I got it push it help me push it I got

it LO the machine gun I don't know how okay I lo to drive I don't know how to drive T me it's just like driving a car I don't know how to drive a car did you hear something my God we're going to get a

ticket I know where are the vies from the fond dor Academy what they say they didn't there's the jail e take over got it William I'm coming wait for me I'll cover you good luck

you guys move back we're bre you back okay let her R come on just you V get out everybody hurry hurry are you still got the T hey Texas you're mighty good with a

big gun sugar you don't know the half of it get us out of here come on we've got to make time remember the elimo distinguished friends and relatives to our graduating class I

would like to welcome all of you to the vanson academy at this year this lovely ladies came like uncut diamonds and today they leave like beautiful Jewels stop said why do you look like this why

aren't you dressed you got an internal Affair problem with your number two men I got what what she means is the frand been stealing from you oh that's absurd evidence tell them the countess's money

is in his swis bank account crater number 266 3445 over here you'll never take me a life I will hand just let's get I wanted to do this for a long time look here it's about time we had a

serious chance Alex you live creep do something I don't believe it is Melle Miss L bened the first girl who ever graduated on a scholarship from the vanson academy our own and dear Cindy casesa

Cindy Cindy I say um congratulations thank you Alex Cindy darling I can't get you out of my mind I I don't care about your appalling background I forgive you forgive me oh

Alex please we're from two completely different back but Cindy I'm I'm falling in love with you Alex what would your parents say but they'll never see us we can live in one of the other castles

Castle yes of course there's a the shadow in France uh The Villa in Spain the the condo in New York and of course there's the Island the island Cindy forgive me everything I have is yours

everything oh think about it Mak around diamond rings make a young heart sing rollsroyce ring rolls my Daddy's car School I don't mother all all you you for diamond rings and