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- Hi.
- Good evening.
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- I'm running a little late.
- Okay.
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[Jennifer] I need five minutes.
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Welcome, designers!
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You've heard the expression
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"'She'd even look great
in a potato sack?"'
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Well, you're gonna prove that
point with this challenge.
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You will be creating a party
worthy look out of burlap...
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- Oh.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- My name is Greg.
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- Is it?
- Yes.
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- My name is Larry.
- Hi.
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A great pleasure to meet you.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Well, you're very welcome.
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- So what are you drawing?
- Oh, I'm just doodling.
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That's a Hitler mustache.
That's Hitler hair.
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- What's a Hitler?
- Hitler was a bad man.
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- A bad man?
- A very bad man.
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- Oh my God.
- Yes, he started a war.
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He didn't, he didn't
really care for Jews.
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He thought they were a bit much.
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I would kick his butt.
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- Would you?
- Yes.
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Good for you. What-what are
you watching in there?
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"Project Runway."
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- Good show.
- And what do you like about it?
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The fashion!
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It's like the best show ever.
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- You like fashion?
- Yes, I do.
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Hmm.
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Ooh, what's that right there?
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[Larry] Oh, that's called a swastika.
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I like how the lines just go straight
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and then up and then
down and then straight
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and then up and then down.
It's beautiful.
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My birthday's coming up in a
week, so can you get me one?
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- A swastika?
- Yeah.
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Uh, I-I don't know, Greg.
I'll have to think about that.
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They should start selling them in...
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...every gift shop in New York City.
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Yeah, I don't think
Jews would like that.
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Get a life, Jews!
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Hmm.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Uh, is your mom ready?
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Okay, sweetie,
Nana's waiting for you.
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She's gonna give you a bath, okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Take good care of her. Bye.
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Thanks.
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He's something else, isn't he?
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- That's an understatement.
- Aw.
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- So, are you ready?
- Ready.
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So Susie tells me you're
quite a piano player.
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Oh. Eh, I don't know.
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It's background, so don't get
your hopes up too high.
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What do you mean it's
just in the background?
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No, you'll see.
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Hey. Shh! Come on.
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A pianist is playing up there.
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She's playing.
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Hey, shh! Quiet.
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So rude.
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Unbelievable.
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How are you doing? My assistant
called. Table for three.
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Hey, it's Larry.
I'm gonna go say hi.
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Okay.
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- What's up?
- Hey. Hey, Mike.
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You know, I hear we're neighbors now.
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- Yeah.
- You live downstairs.
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- You got the place downstairs.
- Yeah yeah, shh.
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- Try and keep it down. She's...
- Sorry?
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- She's playing. Shh.
- Alright. Oh.
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But she's, it's background music.
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Yeah, I know, but still,
just try and keep it down.
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- Wait, you know her?
- I'm dating her.
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- Oh, you're dating her?
- Yes. Shh!
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It's not Carnegie Hall.
It's just a bar.
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I know but it's rude to talk.
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- That's all. Okay.
- Okay, alright.
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Well, see you around the building.
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I'll talk to you later.
See ya later.
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What were you saying about the frog?
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There was an inflatable frog that came
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out of a French restaurant in Vegas.
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You're getting one of those
foofy drinks, right?
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No, I'm gonna go with straight tequila.
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Hey, Fox. Fox! Fox!
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Shh! Come on.
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- She's playing.
- Yeah.
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[Larry] Yeah, clap.
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I don't know how you do it.
I really don't.
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It's atmosphere.
It's a nice setting.
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- I'm really glad you're here.
- I found it really annoying.
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Hey, you got to know
Greg a little bit.
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- Yeah, I did.
- Yeah.
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He's quite a, quite a young man.
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He's really like one of my favorite
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people in the world, obviously but...
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Yeah. Well, I mean it must be very...
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...you know challenging
to have a son like that.
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You know, I signed up
for single motherhood.
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It's not like a big... to me that's
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part of the deal, you know.
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No, but I mean...
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...you know, his being so um...
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...flamboyant.
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I think the fact that he can
sort of sell a song and...
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I don't know where he gets it.
I mean, there's nobody like him.
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You know, it makes him really special
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and unique and different.
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Okay.
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His birthday's next week.
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We're probably gonna have a party.
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You're welcome to come. Probably
just like a little family thing.
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- No, I don't wanna go.
- Oh.
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A kid's birthday party.
Nah, I'm not that guy.
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I guess it'd be kind of boring.
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- Hey, you know what?
- What?
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I'll buy him a birthday gift.
How about that?
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Larry, that would be so great.
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If it helps with the sex, of course.
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- It will help with the sex.
- Then I get him a present.
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- What's the debate?
- Yeah, there's no debate.
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- Whatsoever.
- Of course, what do you...
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What do you get a kid like that?
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He loves everything.
You met him.
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Can't get him a baseball.
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Sure you can.
Don't worry about it.
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- Can't get him a football.
- Why not?
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{\an8}Anything, it can be anything.
Just get him whatever.
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- Did you see that?
- It was Michael J. Fox.
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Yes. See that kind of head
shake he just gave me?
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He's upset because
I shushed him earlier.
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You know he has a condition.
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- He shakes.
- Yeah, you're right.
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Maybe it was a Parkinson's shake.
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It could have been a Parkinson's shake.
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So...
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Was it pissed or Parkinson's?
I don't know.
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I don't think that it's the kind of
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question that you can ask him.
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No. He lives right upstairs from me.
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- This could get awkward.
- Oh.
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Maybe just say "I'm
sorry I shushed you."
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Yeah, okay. Good idea.
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I'm sorry?
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No, no. It's just, you know,
you-you hit two floors
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and I'm in a little bit
of a rush, that's all.
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What a terrible inconvenience.
My God, I'm so sorry.
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Well, yeah, as a matter of
fact it is a little bit of
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an inconvenience, yes,
I mean, you don't know where
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I'm going,
I'm in a little bit of a rush.
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I didn't mean to waste 12
seconds of your precious time.
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It's not really about
the 12 seconds, is it?
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It's about the fact that you
know, you hit two buttons.
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I mean, who doesn't know what
floor they're getting off on?
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I decided to go someplace else.
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I realize that that's illegal in
your little world, isn't it?
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If when you realized you
hit the wrong floor
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you just get off on 31,go up to 32.
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- Oh, really?
- Take the stairs.
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Suppose I wanted to go to 40.
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You mean because it's one flight now--
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Oh, you wanna go to 40 as well?
Is that what you wanna do?
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No, I'm saying what if
I did wanna go to 40?
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Why don't you go to 40?
There you go. Alright.
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Now you're going to 40 as well.
Alright, you wanna go to 33, 34?
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- How about that, huh?
- I think I wanna go to 36 too.
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Oh, Alright.
You know, I changed my mind.
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I think I'm gonna go to 36 and 37.
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Oh, you know what?
I changed my mind again.
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- Yeah, why not go to 43?
- I'll go to 40. I'll go to 42.
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- Oh my goodness, look.
- And I'll go. There you go.
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Oh, terrific!
Now we're going to every floor.
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Yeah, enjoy that ride up to 44.
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31. I think I'll get out
here and take the stairs.
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- Yeah.
- Enjoy your ride.
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Enjoy the walk!
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[Larry] Anyway,
I just wanted to tell you
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that I hope you weren't
upset about the shushing.
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'Cause you know, a lot of people think--
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Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you,
nobody likes to be shushed.
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Yeah, nobody likes to be shushed.
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My kids, I don't shush my kids.
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Exactly, exactly, yeah.
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'Cause I did notice before you left
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you were looking at me
and you kind of...
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...you know, shook your head.
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Uh, yeah, my head shakes, Larry.
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I have Parkinson's.
I-I'm-I'm...
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...I'm a head-shaking fool.
I just always shake.
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So you're saying it was
a Parkinson's shake.
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Yeah, it wasn't-it wasn't
a Larry shake or...
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Got it. Okay.
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But she was playing background music.
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It was not a performance.
I mean, per se.
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To me it's a little rude.
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If I went to see one of your movies
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and I was talking, you
probably wouldn't like it.
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Well... I'd be surprised.
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Where are you gonna see
one of my movies?
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It was like 1985 last
time I was in a movie.
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Okay, if I saw one of
your movies in 1985
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you wouldn't like it if I was talking.
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This is getting into time
travel. This is getting weird.
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So-so just to be clear,
you're-you're not upset?
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Let me get that.
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I'll be back in two shakes.
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What the fuck?
Lar, what are you doing?
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Oh, I was just drawing
a Hitler mustache.
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On my father-in-law.
That's my father-in-law.
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That's your father-in-law?
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Yeah, he's a businessman.
He's on "Business week" magazine.
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You're kidding!
What the hell is he doing
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on the cover of a magazine?
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Well, he's the Fuehrer now.
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Oh my God, I'm-I'm sorry.
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I just like to see what people
look like with Hitler mustaches.
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He looks like Hitler.
The mystery is solved.
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My father-in-law looks like Hitler.
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I've gotta get rid of this
because he's coming over here.
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- And if he sees this--
- I'm-I'm sorry again.
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That's alright.
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Can I-can I get you a
soda or something Larry?
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Oh sure. That'd be great.
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You know, I-I mean, the thing is
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Hitler really ruined that
mustache for-for everybody.
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Because it's really, it's
an interesting mustache
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and now nobody could-could
wear it, you know.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh Jesus Christ!
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- What the hell?
- You want--
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Did you shake that up on purpose?
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Parkinson's.
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- I think the shirt's ruined.
- I'm not really surprised, man.
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- He has Parkinson's.
- So he's got Parkinson's.
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Of course it's Parkinson's.
He was shaking.
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He would never do anything
like that on purpose.
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Michael J. Fox?
Never in a million years.
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But he shakes, right?
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He hands you a soda that's shaken.
244
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He can't stop fuckin' shaking.
245
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,516
So you're saying you don't believe me.
246
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,684
I'm just not buying it, see that
247
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,352
fuckin' milk you got in
your hand right now?
248
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,395
You hand that man a carton of
249
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,688
fuckin' milk, guess what.
250
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:47,814
It's gonna be a fuckin' milkshake.
251
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,482
That was not Parkinson's.
252
00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,442
Thank God he didn't hand you his
dick, you know what I mean?
253
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,194
He could've been shaking and
shook that dick up, handed
254
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,196
you the dick, and the dick
shot sperm in your face.
255
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,948
Yeah, but why-why would
he hand me a dick?
256
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,325
- I mean as an example.
- What kind of example is that?
257
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,535
I'm just comparing it to other things
258
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,537
you can shake up, right?
With Parkinson's, right?
259
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,623
You just live in a total
dick world, don't you?
260
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,583
- It's a good example.
- Right?
261
00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:15,758
What's that?
262
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,220
Is that Parkinson's, hmm?
263
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,515
- You think that's Parkinson's?
- Shit. Wow.
264
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,729
- He's pissed.
- He's pissed.
265
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,195
Hi. Oh, look at...
266
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,446
Hey, Greg!
267
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,740
Larry brought you something
for your birthday.
268
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,992
- Greg!
- He's gonna be so excited.
269
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,621
Happy birthday!
270
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,747
Hmm.
271
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,082
Oh my God. Let me check.
What is it?
272
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,958
- What is it?
- What is it?
273
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,045
It's a sewing machine.
It's a sewing machine.
274
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,090
It's a sewing machine!
275
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,593
Oh my God, I'm gonna make the
"Gone With the Wind" costume.
276
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,054
"Meet Me in St. Louis,"
"The Wizard of Oz."
277
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,513
You're gonna make "The
Wizard of Oz" costume?
278
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,598
- Yes!
- Which one?
279
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,974
Dorothy.
280
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,393
I love it, I love it, I love it!
281
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,645
Thank you, Lord.
282
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,730
"Thank you, Lord"?
Thank you, Larry.
283
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,942
- Thank you, Larry.
- You're welcome, Greg.
284
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,152
Nana, Nana!
285
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,367
- A sewing machine?
- Yeah. He loved it.
286
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,369
What, are you trying to turn him gay?
287
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:31,376
He is a happy, healthy,
normal seven-year-old boy.
288
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,169
What is the matter with you?
289
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,546
Yeah, I think he might be gay.
290
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,562
Leon!
291
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,898
- You up?
- Yeah, I'm up.
292
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,607
This dude is out of fucking
control right now.
293
00:12:55,732 --> 00:12:57,110
What is going on with him?
294
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,570
All this fuckin' clomping
around all fuckin' night?
295
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,072
I can't fuckin' sleep like this, man.
296
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,740
I know. God!
297
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,325
Better handle this dude, man.
298
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,827
You'd better go up there and
handle this fuckin' guy, man.
299
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,370
You know what I'm saying.
This shit don't go down
300
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,871
in a black neighborhood.
You know what I mean?
301
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,373
Alright, I'm gonna go up there.
302
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,083
Unless you want to.
303
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,085
[Leon] If I go up there,
I will kill this motherfucker.
304
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,378
Michael J. Fox
305
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,255
about to be Michael
J. Fucked-up in a minute.
306
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,798
But you go up there, you and him
307
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,301
that's-that's a fair fight and
shit. You know what I'm saying?
308
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,677
How is that a fair fight?
309
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,261
Shaking motherfuckers
like that, you know
310
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,054
little kids and shit, old
people, motherfuckers
311
00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,725
who can't defend themselves,
and you, that's perfect.
312
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,019
You two face off, that's
just even Steven.
313
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,520
That's not even Steven.
314
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,688
[Leon] That's even fuckin' Steven,
Larry.
315
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,731
You don't think I can get
316
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:35,815
the better of him in a fight?
317
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,317
That shaking shit might come in handy.
318
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,484
I don't fuckin' know. Right?
319
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,111
You don't know this
motherfucker's skills.
320
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,195
- Alright.
- Right?
321
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,655
Alright, you watch me, okay?
322
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,365
- I wanna see this shit.
- You watch me.
323
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,450
This shit don't happen in
a black neighborhood.
324
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,118
I'm telling you.
325
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,917
- Hey, Larry.
- Hey.
326
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,044
Um...
327
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,548
What's going on up here?
328
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,134
Why? What do you mean "what's going on"?
329
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,596
There's a lot of clomping on the
floor. It's keeping me up.
330
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,056
Oh, oh, it's the boots, the boots.
331
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,808
Yeah, yeah. My feet cramp.
It's called dystonia.
332
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,102
And I have to wear uh...
333
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,355
...stiff shoes to-to keep
them from cramping.
334
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,732
It's in my book. It's chapter
one. You should read it.
335
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,942
At the very least it'll
help you get to sleep.
336
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,612
Your feet are cramping?
Is this a new thing?
337
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,156
No. This has been going on for
about 20 years now, Lar.
338
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,367
Oh really? How come I haven't
heard the clomping before?
339
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,285
You haven't lived here.
You've lived in California.
340
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,453
I've been living here for over a month.
341
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,704
I haven't heard any clomping.
342
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:32,914
What am I, bullshitting you?
343
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,540
I-I don't know.
I'll tell you what I think.
344
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,792
You wanna know what
I think, Fox?
345
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,335
- I'm hanging on it.
- Are you?
346
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,045
I think you're upset about the shushing.
347
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,546
I think you were pissed
off about the Hitler
348
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,006
mustache on your father-in-law.
349
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,759
I think you shook up that
can of soda on purpose.
350
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,677
And I think you're clomping
now and you've made up
351
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,346
some bullshit excuse about your feet
352
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,306
and it's all under the
guise of Parkinson's.
353
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,642
That's what I think. Huh?
354
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,560
I thought I was the sickest
guy on this block
355
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,645
but you're the new champ.
356
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,688
I have a sickness in my brain.
357
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,649
You have a sickness in your mind.
358
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,818
- Your mind is it's gone over.
- Oh, has it?
359
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,570
It's fascinating if it
wasn't so fucking tragic.
360
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,155
Huh. So you deny the whole thing?
361
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,241
It's all Parkinson's, Larry.
It's all Parkinson's.
362
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,119
- The head shake at the bar?
- Parkinson's.
363
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,955
- Soda?
- Parkinson's.
364
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,582
- The clomping?
- Parkinson's.
365
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,001
Are you sure?
366
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,879
Yeah, Larry,
I'm-I'm dead certain.
367
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,100
Okay.
368
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,358
Alright, there you go.
369
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,235
[Susie] Hello? Hey, Lar.
370
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,903
Hey.
371
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,280
What the hell were you thinking?
372
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,489
What?
373
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,908
You give a seven-year-old kid, a boy
374
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,161
a sewing machine as a gift?
375
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,537
- Yeah. So what?
- Totally inappropriate.
376
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,998
No, not inappropriate.
He loved the gift.
377
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,876
He went in that room,
figured out in two minutes
378
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,377
how to work that sewing machine.
379
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,504
And he was working on a
frilly thing immediately.
380
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,882
I don't like the implication, alright?
381
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,884
- It's not an implication.
- He's seven.
382
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,011
Being gay means that you're attracted
383
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,637
to the person of the same sex.
384
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,974
He's too young to be
attracted to anybody.
385
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,935
He will be gay.
He's just, he's pre-gay.
386
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,062
I don't know that you can
make that assumption.
387
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,772
I think it was an insult and I think
388
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,151
you'd better get another
fucking gift, okay?
389
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,031
Why does she stick her
nose into everything?
390
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,532
What, I gotta get the
kid another gift now?
391
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,075
[Jeff] Yeah get him another gift.
392
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,037
What am I gonna get him?
I have nothing to get him.
393
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,789
What about a slinky?
A slinky's always--
394
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,376
- A slinky?
- Eh, that's-that's pretty gay.
395
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,503
Well, you're handling a ball.
396
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:44,670
You're handling balls.
397
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,881
Yeah.
That's what a slinky is, really.
398
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,007
It's handling balls.
399
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,008
Yes, that's what...
400
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,676
...my point exactly. So it's gay.
401
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,553
I mean, maybe roller skates?
402
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,305
Nah, that's got the ice skating thing.
403
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,307
You don't wanna even touch that.
404
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,018
A musical instrument.
405
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,394
- Oh, that's not bad.
- No sexuality involved.
406
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,479
Unless you get him a harp.
407
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,523
You wanna keep away from
the flute, I think.
408
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,691
- No flute, no harp.
- Okay.
409
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,402
- It's your turn.
- Okay. There you go.
410
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,654
You-you realize that might've been
411
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,196
the dumbest move you could
have possibly done?
412
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,949
Seriously, I'm not thinking straight.
413
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,617
I'm so... he's keeping me up.
414
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,244
Michael J. Fox, every night.
415
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,369
Clomping around upstairs.
416
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,539
- Still clomping?
- Yes. I can't sleep.
417
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,415
- Michael?
- Yeah.
418
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,708
Let me tell you something.
That Tracy, his wife
419
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,627
Tracy Pollan, she's a saint.
420
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,712
What a relationship those two have, huh?
421
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,798
- I know. You're right.
- Such devotion.
422
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,132
- It's just, it's incredible.
- Yeah.
423
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,509
As a cynic it kind of sickens me
424
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,511
but he'd take a bullet for her.
425
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,346
He would take a bullet for her.
426
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,723
- True love.
- Yeah.
427
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,934
- How about you, Jeff?
- What?
428
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,394
Would you take a bullet for me?
429
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,145
Of course I'd take a bullet for you.
430
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,190
What, are you kidding?
Without a doubt.
431
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,901
- You think he would?
- He just said he would.
432
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,862
Saying and doing, two different
things. I doubt it.
433
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,324
- You know what people say...
- What?
434
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,910
- ...when you guys leave a room?
- What do they say?
435
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,246
- "Poor bastard."
- Oh, jeez.
436
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,957
[Susie] You could leave now,
Larry. Get the fuck out!
437
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,542
I'm going home.
438
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,006
See you, folks.
439
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,549
- Hey, John!
- Hey, Larry.
440
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,259
- How are you doing, man?
- Pretty good. How's it going?
441
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,386
Real good. Thanks for
the Yankees tickets.
442
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,971
- Anytime, man.
- I really appreciate it.
443
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,888
- Anytime.
- See you around.
444
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:27,189
Was that, uh... Parkinson's?
445
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,818
No, that wasn't Parkinson's.
That was just bad timing.
446
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,069
- Bad timing?
- Yeah.
447
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,613
Oh okay, so that one wasn't park in...
448
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,490
By the way, still a lot
of clomping I'm hearing.
449
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,659
You know, you just, you need
to take it up with the board.
450
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,578
I think I am gonna take
it up with the board.
451
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:41,579
Just let me know how
that works out for you.
452
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,289
I will. I can't-I can't sleep.
453
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,333
Mr. Fox, is there a problem here?
454
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,461
As a matter of fact, there
is a bit of a problem.
455
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,504
You need me to call the police?
456
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,715
- No, I think you can handle it.
- Alright.
457
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,676
Eddie, get Mr. Fox a
cab, please. Thank you.
458
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,927
Thank you, Eddie. Thanks, John.
459
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,471
You got it, Mr. Fox.
460
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,808
What's the problem?
461
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,518
I'll tell you what the problem is.
462
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,686
He bumped into me on purpose.
Did you see that?
463
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,439
I did see it.
He has Parkinson's disease.
464
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:12,359
I know he has Parkinson's. He's
using it to harass me, okay?
465
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,987
I swear to God. He shook up soda
and spilled it all over me.
466
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,448
- He-he's clomping around--
- Here's the deal.
467
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,742
Here's the deal.
You can bump into any tenant
468
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,953
you want in this building,
alright? I don't give a shit.
469
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,040
You don't touch Mr. Fox.
Do you understand?
470
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,335
You touch him again, me
and you got a problem.
471
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:32,088
Oh, you don't touch
Michael J. Fox.
472
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,590
Oh yeah. Let me tell
you something, okay?
473
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,050
I'm very sympathetic to the Parkinson's!
474
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,927
But just having
Parkinson's doesn't give you
475
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:41,263
carte Blanche to take advantage
of the non-Parkinson's!
476
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,938
[Larry] Honest to God, I can't sleep.
477
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:52,817
He's banging on my ceiling
with these special shoes.
478
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,402
He's wearing combat boots.
479
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,195
And yesterday he shoved me
480
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,655
when I was coming out of the elevator.
481
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:03,369
Shoved me. Michael
J. Fox shoved me, okay?
482
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,413
Mr. David, are you aware
of the fact that
483
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,623
Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's disease?
484
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,709
[Larry] Of course I'm aware
of the Parkinson's.
485
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,585
Don't you understand what he's doing?
486
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,087
Nobody understands this.
487
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,715
He's using the Parkinson's
to do whatever he wants.
488
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,385
You think Mr. Parkinson, the
first guy who had Parkinson's.
489
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,345
You think he would like
what he's seeing here?
490
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,055
Mr. Parkinson would be appalled
491
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,725
if he knew how
Mr. Fox is behaving.
492
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,810
Mr. David, I'd like to ask you
493
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,061
about the incident in the elevator.
494
00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:31,856
That guy told you about that?
495
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,316
Are you serious?
He came to the board--
496
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,236
"I got in the
elevator with Larry David"?
497
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:38,571
Oh, come on. Give me a break.
498
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:39,739
Mr. David, you're not allowed
499
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,449
to play with the buttons
on the elevator.
500
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,909
I didn't play with the buttons.
He played with the buttons.
501
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:53,002
Mr. David, I'm afraid it's
the decision of this board
502
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:58,048
in view of the two offenses,
that you are on probation.
503
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:01,135
I think I don't have to
explain that a third offense
504
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,763
will mean you will be asked
to leave the building.
505
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:06,515
It's not fair.
506
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:11,645
Well, perhaps you could
make amends to Mr. Fox.
507
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,230
He's holding a fundraiser
508
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,232
tomorrow afternoon in our courtyard
509
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,693
and it would be a good
thing if you showed up.
510
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,445
And-and a contribution
511
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,782
to the Parkinson's charity
would probably go a long way
512
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,407
towards resolving this.
513
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,746
How much are you thinking?
514
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,997
$10,000.
515
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,008
[Jennifer] Hey, look at that.
516
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,552
- Woah, hey.
- Hey!
517
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:44,470
- Huh?
- Hi, Lar.
518
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:45,638
How are you? What...
519
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,097
What is it?
520
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,433
It's another present for Greg.
521
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,686
- Oh!
- Very good.
522
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,146
I heard the voice of the people
523
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:56,898
and like any great leader,
I responded.
524
00:21:57,023 --> 00:21:58,067
- What did you get?
- Very well done.
525
00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,859
Well, that's really
none of your business.
526
00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:02,029
[Susie] How is it none of my
business? I wanna know if you've
527
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,446
fucked up again or if you got a gift.
528
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:05,574
I got a good gift, I'd like to
surprise him if you don't mind.
529
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:06,867
Well, he could be surprised.
530
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,118
We don't need to be surprised, okay?
531
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,703
Yeah, I don't wanna be surprised, Larry.
532
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,498
- It's a violin.
- Oh.
533
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,917
- That is great.
- You like that, huh?
534
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,627
He's been asking to take lessons.
535
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,129
- And she's a musician.
- Yeah, so duh.
536
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,965
- Wow. Alright.
- Yeah.
537
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,340
That sewing machine's gotta go.
538
00:22:22,465 --> 00:22:24,218
Yeah. I'll box it up.
I'll give it back to you.
539
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,262
Well, I don't want it.
What am I gonna do with it?
540
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,638
I'll give it to you and you
can just take it back.
541
00:22:28,763 --> 00:22:30,558
I'm not taking it back.
It's your sewing machine.
542
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:31,892
- It's not mine.
- You know what?
543
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,644
You make such a big
megillah over everything.
544
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,186
I'm a megillah?
Why am I a megillah?
545
00:22:35,311 --> 00:22:37,481
I have to buy two gifts
now and take one back?
546
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:41,443
Give the kid the fucking violin
and be gone with you. Asshole.
547
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,070
Greg!
548
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,280
Come here, honey.
549
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,698
- Hi, sweetie!
- Hey!
550
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,241
Look who's here. It's Larry.
551
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,493
- Heya, Greg.
- Oh, I like your bag.
552
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,078
- You do?
- Yeah. Where is it from?
553
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,247
Yeah, it's cool, isn't it, the fringe?
554
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,583
- Yeah. What?
- Guess what.
555
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,042
Larry got you a present to
replace the sewing machine.
556
00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,712
I love my sewing machine.
557
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,089
- What?
- I love my sewing machine.
558
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,800
Oh, he loves his sewing machine.
559
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,385
And I made something for you, Susie.
560
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:07,386
You made something for me?
561
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,971
Oh, by the way, he likes the
562
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,473
sewing, he wants to keep it.
He made something for you.
563
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,143
- What is that, honey?
- I made you a pillow sham.
564
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,853
A pillow sham?
565
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,688
- He made you a pillow sham.
- Oh my God.
566
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:18,981
- You made this?
- Look at this.
567
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,191
- Really nice stitch--
- This kid--
568
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,234
What the--?
569
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,907
What? Where did you learn
about this symbol?
570
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,367
Larry taught me how to make a swastika.
571
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,536
He wrote it on a piece of
paper, he was doodling.
572
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:33,996
- Like this evil man...
- Greg.
573
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,999
...who hated Jews. What was
his name again, Larry?
574
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,084
- Hitler?
- Hitler! Yeah, Hitler.
575
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,128
[Susie] Larry taught you
how to make this?
576
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,338
You taught him how to make a swastika?
577
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,672
I did not. I was doodling.
578
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,174
What the hell are you thinking?
579
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,301
- I was doodling! I was just...
- On a pillow sham?
580
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,763
You think this is an appropriate
symbol to be petit pointing on--
581
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:51,430
Susie, look out!
582
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,848
Ahh!
583
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,769
Jeff! Jeff!
584
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,438
{\an8}Are you okay?
Honey, are you okay?
585
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,523
I took a bullet for you.
586
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,233
Well, it was a bike technically.
587
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:11,032
Good afternoon.
I wanna welcome you all here
588
00:24:11,157 --> 00:24:13,327
and thank you for your support of
the Michael J. Fox foundation
589
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,954
for Parkinson's research.
590
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,497
It's-it's really great to see you
591
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,248
and-and a very special thank you
592
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:21,292
and a very warm welcome
to Mayor Bloomberg...
593
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,589
...who's with us today.
594
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,343
Supporting us as he has
since our inception
595
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,513
and throughout our progress
toward a cure for Parkinson's.
596
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,515
- Before I-I go much further...
- Ah, hey.
597
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,601
How are you feeling?
598
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,686
- My side is just killing me.
- What a shame.
599
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,021
Oh God, it's terrible.
600
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,190
Well, I think you saved her life.
601
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,858
- She owes me.
- Yeah.
602
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,694
Well, I got a doctor's
appointment this afternoon.
603
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,988
I'll get the whole thing
straightened out.
604
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,321
So what did you end up getting Greg?
605
00:24:50,446 --> 00:24:52,700
- I got him a--
- Hey! Shh!
606
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,201
[Michael] And we figure we
have to tackle road blocks
607
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,662
that other funders have not addressed.
608
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:57,788
But--
609
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,041
Larry, what are you doing?
610
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,377
Why-why do you have to
come here and do that?
611
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,671
Give the violin sign in
front of all these people?
612
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:08,882
- He made the violin sign?!
- He was making the violin sign!
613
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:15,431
I got, I got a kid a present.
It was a present.
614
00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:17,307
The violin sign, Larry.
Come on, please.
615
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:20,769
Wait a second, Mike. Let me-let
me handle this. I'm the mayor.
616
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,896
I'm not gonna stand here and listen
617
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,566
to anybody denigrate
Michael J. Fox.
618
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,234
He's a great New Yorker
and a great American.
619
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,821
I wasn't denigrating.
I didn't denigrate!
620
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,489
Larry let me tell you something.
621
00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,575
This guy is trying to put Parkinson's
622
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:38,662
out of business and I'm here
to put you out of this city.
623
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,205
- Get out of town.
- What?
624
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,333
- I'm a New Yorker!
- Get the fuck out of here.
625
00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,544
- I'm-I'm--
- Get out of here!
626
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:55,304
I'm a New Yorker.
You-you can't do that to me.
627
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:57,347
I'm a New Yorker!
628
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,224
I got your results.
You're gonna be just fine.
629
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:00,517
- Great.
- Now listen.
630
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,936
There is a small amount
of internal bleeding.
631
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,438
- What?
- It's nothing to worry about.
632
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,814
It's small.
We're gonna handle it.
633
00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,733
I wanna give you some antibiotics, okay?
634
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,444
And considering the area of the injury
635
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,946
I think the best course is
to do some suppositories.
636
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,409
- Suppositories?
- They call them bullets.
637
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:25,792
Oh, hello.
638
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,130
Larry.
639
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,132
Oh, hey.
640
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,468
You know, I really owe you an apology.
641
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,428
I wasn't mocking you with the violin.
642
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,763
I bought a violin for this little kid.
643
00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:39,932
And I couldn't say it out
644
00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,308
loud 'cause I didn't wanna disturb you.
645
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,268
So I was telling Jeff that
I bought him a violin.
646
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,979
It's over. Forget about it.
It's just a clean slate.
647
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,023
- Let's not dwell on it.
- Really?
648
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,275
If there's anything
I can do for you
649
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,319
you-you just, you just let me know.
650
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,988
It's funny you should say that,
because there actually is.
651
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,950
Tracy and I are doing this event
for the children's hospital.
652
00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,368
- Oh.
- And we're having this event.
653
00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:02,121
If you wanted to, you could come
and spend the day with us.
654
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,289
- At the hospital with the kids.
- Ah, with the kids.
655
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,500
Yeah, there'll be games
and we'll have lunch.
656
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,127
And there's putt-putt golf and--
657
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,462
- Putt-putt with sick kids?
- Putt-putt with sick kids.
658
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,297
Yeah. It's-it's gonna be great.
They love that.
659
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,965
This is nice.
660
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,092
Some of them even wear masks
661
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:18,345
you know, so they don't
get infected and...
662
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,556
- They're infected?
- Take precautions.
663
00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:22,307
Make sure you don't get sick
and you don't get them sick
664
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,726
they don't get you sick.
665
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,811
Boy. Yes, I'd love to.
666
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,230
- I'd love to.
- Great, excellent.
667
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,523
- When-when is it?
- This Saturday.
668
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,278
- That's unbelievable.
- Can you make it?
669
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,613
I have to be out of town on Saturday.
670
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:37,948
Really?
671
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,741
Let me make a couple of phone calls.
672
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:42,494
Possibly I could... ah, no, I can't.
673
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,413
They-they won't let me out of that.
674
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:46,039
Where are you going?
675
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,425
Ho-ho! Heh-hey.
676
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,720
Yeah. Heh-hey.
677
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:01,388
So how long are we gonna
be in this town?
678
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,474
I told Fox two months.
What are you eating?
679
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,103
It's a chalupa inside a
burrito wrapped the fuck up.
680
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,147
You know, you're in
Paris, got the best food
681
00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:12,191
in the world and you're
eating a chalupa?
682
00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:13,317
If I could've put French toast
683
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,359
in this motherfucker,
I would, okay?
684
00:28:15,484 --> 00:28:17,654
Huh, look at this.
685
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:19,323
Huh? Do you believe this?
686
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,700
- I gotta say something to him.
- Oh no.
687
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,343
Asshole. Asshole.
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