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Hey! Hey! What are you doing?

I'm standing here. I was here first!

I don't care. I'm getting the cab.

- What, you upstream me? - Everybody upstreams.

You idiot, you don't stand there like a jackass.

That's anarchy! We need some rules!

Whatever.

Come on, come on, come on.

You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.

Alright, we'll do 30 seconds and one more, last one.

- What? This was one more. - Last one. No, last one.

You said one more. I did one more.

Okay, alright. How's your shoulder? You seem like--

- Shoulder feels good, I swear. - Great.

- Great job. You're fantastic. - Thank you.

- Tomorrow? - Tomorrow two o'clock.

- Same time. Fist-bump me out. - Beautiful.

- Yeah, okay. - Nice. See ya.

- See ya. Thanks. - Yeah.

Boy, oh, boy, my shoulder feels fantastic.

- Well, what are you doing? - This new trainer...

Completely cured me. He massages it.

He, he gives you exercises for it.

I don't like trainers. Not into 'em.

I don't like being told what to do.

Yeah, right. That's why you married Susie?

Yes, that's, that's--

'Cause she doesn't tell you what to do.

Alright, I got the point! I--

No wonder why you don't like being told what to do.

Yeah, so what I was saying is I don't like

trainers 'cause I don't want more people--

You don't want more people telling you what to do.

- That's it. - Yeah, that's what it is.

We really gotta get going, man.

Where-where the hell are you taking me?

- I'm taking you to an inventor. - What-what did they invent?

I have no idea what he's invented

or what he's about to invent or what's going on.

What, he's pitching us his inventions?

My cousin, all his friends say

this guy is brilliant.

- I-I'm an inventor. - You're not an inventor.

I have a million ideas for things.

I just can't, I-I don't know how to implement it.

What have you invented? What?

A ski that comes in two pieces.

You screw it on, okay, like a pool cue.

Wait a minute. A ski that you screw on?

Yes. So you don't have to carry these big giant skis around.

- Where do I buy that? - Like I said...

- I need the implementer. - Okay.

You're an idea man.

Go with me on that one. You're an idea man.

I'm an idea, I'm an idea man who comes up with inventions.

No, there are no inventions in your world.

Well, that's an invention.

The ski that comes in two pieces is an invention.

- That's an invention. - If you implement it.

Well, we have a difference of opinion on implementation.

Alright, uh, we gotta get going.

Literally, a couple more balls

and then we gotta go to the inventor.

- There we go. - What?

This is where I lost my virginity. On this block.

Yeah, Great Jones and Lafayette.

- Yeah. Yeah. - You did not. You're lying.

Right in that building over there.

- Shut up. You did not. - Yes, Susan Fleschner.

- Swear to God. Yeah. - Susan Fleschner?

Right in that building.

- That's unbelievable! - I know.

[Ira] The mirrors which are at a 45 degrees angle, there's a mi...

There's a mirror on the bottom and a mirror on the top, right?

I mean, that's how it works, and you just, you

you push a button in the car and it comes right up.

- Car periscope. - A car periscope, exactly.

- You know what? - What?

I-I've-I've actually thought of that.

I-I swear, I've been in cars a-and I-I

and I wanted, you know, I'm stuck in traffic

and I'm thinking th-there should be a periscope.

You thought of... You actually thought of...

Yeah, I didn't mean to tell, I-I

honestly did. It's a great idea.

But you just didn't know what to do with the idea.

Anyway, so-so what I, what I did was, I have a crude prototype

right, I mean, kind of like this

that-that I'd mounted in my own Volvo.

I mean, I'd love for you to test-drive it.

But what I'm looking to raise money for is, um, is this.

Here we have a fully-articulated antenna, okay?

It's locked up into the car, you push a button

on the dashboard, it comes up, then a camera

at the top sends a live image to a screen, onto the dashboard

just like if you put the car in reverse

you know, you see that picture.

And let me ask you this question.

Can you see over S-SUVs?

Of course, this periscope

is going to be on every single car in the world.

Everyone wants to see where the traffic is.

Everyone wants to see what's going on ahead of them.

Remember these?

Do you know a kid once stabbed me in class?

- These things are dangerous. - Guess what?

With the pencil side, thank God.

That side, I wouldn't be here

taking a look at your invention.

You know what, I could, I could

make circles for, like, four hours.

- 'Really? - I-I love this so much, yes.

The perfect circle. The perfect circle.

- Come on. - Compass.

So that's-that's-that's basically it. I mean--

Hey, I-I have an idea for something.

You know, when people go skiing, the ski's, like

really long, right?

I'm thinking, like, a ski

that you screw in like a pool cue

so it's easy to carry. What do you think?

Well, it's an idea. It's an idea.

But that's not really an invention.

Hm. Where-where do we come in on this?

So, um what I'm looking for is-is $250,000.

- $250,000? - Seed money.

That's-that's-that's basically it. Excuse me one second.

Well, you know what? Um...

You know, it's pretty... I-I-I mean, I like it, but...

It-it's a great idea. But who, really, who is this guy?

Why should we trust him?

This could be a big, elaborate con game for all we know.

You think it could be a con game?

You know, look at "The Sting."

- That's elaborate. - I never saw it.

I saw "The Sting ll."

You didn't see "The Sting?"

No, but "The Sting ll," Jackie Gleason, it's pretty good.

I mean, what kind of idiot sees "Sting II" and not "Sting I?"

I don't remember back then, but I'm just telling you

I didn't see "Sting I." I saw "Sting II."

You must be the only person in the world

who saw "Sting II" and not "Sting I."

Yeah, I would bet that you are.

Alright, look, here's what we'll tell him.

- "We'll think about it." - It's a great idea.

It is, I gotta say.

- Hey. - So what do you think?

- We'll think about it. - Yeah.

We are, we're gonna think about it.

Little bit of investment is gonna go a long way.

- Sounds exciting. - It's a very exciting project.

- Thank you. - I'm really excited about it.

- Thanks. Very nice to meet you. - Yeah, same.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Gabby. - Hi, Gabby. Jeff.

- Jeff, hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi. Larry.

- Larry, hi. - Hi.

Oh, I'm Ira's wife.

[Jeff] Oh, okay, okay.

Did you guys like the invention?

- Sure, yeah, yeah. - Hey, honey.

- Yes? Good, good. Thank you. - Very clever.

Yeah, isn't it so cool? He is so talented.

[Jeff] Yeah, we're gonna be thinking about it.

- We'll talk to you soon. - Okay, great.

I think we can make a lot of money with it, too.

I hope so. Ni-nice meeting you. Take care.

- Okay, take care. - Nice to meet you.

Thank you. Bye.

- Nice job. - At least they're sweet, right?

Okay, can I tell you something?

Any questions I had about this guy were just answered.

- Without a doubt. - He's smart. He's good-looking.

He can have anybody! He chose her.

That tells you everything you need to know.

- This guy's got integrity. - I trust him now.

- I trust him completely. - I trust him.

- You trust him, too? - I do, absolutely.

You know what? We need to test-drive it, though.

- Alright, let's go tell him. - We gotta test the prototype.

[Susie] You two are a couple of schmucks, You know that?

This looks like an eighth-grade science experiment, this thing.

- That's what it looks like. - It's not what it's gonna be.

No, no, there's-there's gonna be a-a-an antenna with

a camera attached and you'll see it on a screen in the front.

[Susie] Yeah, and how much money is that gonna cost?

- I don't know. - I don't trust him.

[Susie] Ah, we're never gonna get to the party.

Look at this. Standstill traffic.

What's all this? What's causing this?

Oh, hey.

Oh!

Alright, you're not gonna believe this.

We've got a garbage truck at 12 o'clock.

You go to your left. Go to your left.

- What, seriously? - Really?

- Go to your left! - You really see something?

[Jeff] Yeah.

- Whoa! - Oh, my God!

- Look at this! - Yeah!

I see the garbage truck. Unbelievable.

- Yeah! Yeah! - We're moving!

[Susie] I'm willing to admit I'm wrong.

This might really be a real thing.

Oh, that was unbelievable!

It's so great to see you here in New York.

- It's like a treat. - Thank you.

You know, uh

Wanda's place in LA is haunted.

Oh, stop it. What are you doing here?

No, no, I'm here because LA was haunted.

- But now New York is haunted. - Why? 'Cause he's here?

- Yeah, yeah. - Right? I know.

And you look fantastic, by the way. Fantastic.

Larry, can I say something? You look beautiful, too.

- Thank you, Jeff. - No, really beautiful.

Oh, I got this fantastic trainer. Terry.

I couldn't even hold a glass a few weeks ago 'cause of my elbow

hurting. He fixed my elbow. He fixed my shoulder.

- The guy's great. - I'm looking for somebody.

Why don't you send me his, uh, information?

- He's gonna change your life. - Alright.

You know, life that sorely needs changing.

- Oh, stop it. - Well...

Email me his, his information.

I will. I will email it to you.

I'm still at the same email, IHateLarry.

Yeah.

- I'm-I'm gonna go mingle. - Alright. We'll see you later.

Well, th-that'd be a nice thing for you to do.

I'm, I-I happen to be in top physical shape.

Top physical shape?

- Yes, I am. - As compared to what?

- How is everybody doing? - Hey. Hi.

Hey, Henry, how are you doing, pal?

What an apartment. What a beautiful, beautiful space.

- Hi, Henry. - Thank you, thank you.

- How you doing, Larry? - Good.

How's, uh, how your dad, by the way?

Uh, well, you know, he's getting up there. He's in his mid-80s.

And, uh, he's just he's got good days and-and bad days.

I actually moved him in with me. Yeah.

He lives here, in the back bedroom there.

- Oh, wow! - You know who his dad is?

- Right? Judge Horn! - No.

- Your dad's Judge Horn? Oh-- - Judge Carter Horn.

That was my favorite show. I used to race home to watch that.

- Oh, my God. Yeah, I... - Thank you.

I would laugh for hours about him screaming at the defendants

you know, "You're not prepared, young lady!

Where are the pictures?"

Judge Horn, wow. That is something.

Yeah. Anyway, thanks for stopping by.

You guys have everything you need?

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna mingle a little bit.

- I'll-I'll circle around. - Go mingle.

- Judge Horn, huh? - I loved him. Loved him.

You know what? I should go say hello to him, shouldn't I?

Yeah, that would be nice.

I always think of nice things, but I never act on them.

- What is that? - It's like you with inventions.

You think of inventions, you never do the inventions.

- I don't implement. - Yeah.

- I could do it right now. - Mm-hmm.

By God, I'm gonna go into that room and do it.

- Okay. - Go!

I am going to do something nice right now.

- It's about time. - I'm going. I'm doing it.

He has to announce it. He can't just do something nice.

He has to announce it.

Woman. Double letters go for the W.

8, 9,10,11,12,13,14 times 3, 42.

- Hey. - Oh.

- Judge Horn! - Yeah.

Larry. Larry David.

- Hi, Larry. - Nice to meet you.

- Hey, how you doing? - Oh, hey.

- Uh, what do I, what do I do? - Yeah, whichever you want.

There you go. How you doing?

That's a tough decision for me. Right?

Yeah, I see people struggle with it every day.

People are confused when they shake hands. Lefty, righty.

What, righty? You go backhand, right?

Go up normal, right, and then I have to go like that.

Sometimes I wish I had one arm when I'm cuddling in bed with

a woman, 'cause the other arm gets in the way all the time.

So uh, you know, could be an advantage in that situation.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, could you do me a favor, Larry?

I got something to do. And, uh, he's a pleasure to play with.

So why don't you sit down and take my place?

I appreciate it, Larry. Thank you.

Alright, fine.

- I'll play a little Scrabble. - Yeah.

My father was a huge, huge fan of yours.

He used to watch you a-all the time.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

A lot of kikes liked the show.

Jigaboos, too.

What's the matter? Are you not gonna play?

- Are you gonna cheat me, too? - Hey, dad, dad, easy.

You alright? What's going on?

- 217 to 67? - What? Oh, I--

Can I talk to you outside for a second, Larry?

May I talk to you outside for a second?

What a great pleasure to meet you.

[Henry] Outside the room.

What are you do... How could you do that?

Do what?

Taking advantage of

my father at Scrabble?

I didn't play him! I wasn't playing him.

- You weren't playing him? Who... - No, I--

- Who else was there, Larry? - I took over...

For a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.

- A one-ar... A one-armed man? - Yes.

He had a work uniform like he was fixing an air-conditioner.

Larry, L-Larry, I'm having a party.

We don't have any maintenance people up here doing work.

- Did you see a one-armed man? - Uh, no. No. One-armed man? No.

Huh? Did anybody see a one... Did anybody see a one-armed man?

There was a one-armed man here!

Larry, there's no one-armed man.

Look, you took advantage of my father, okay?

And then now you're-you're, you're coming up with

some fictitious person who did it instead.

Oh, poor, poor sweet, innocent dad.

You should hear some of the racial epithets this guy

was using in there. It's disgusting!

My father has dementia, Larry.

- Oh, oh, that's an excuse? - Yes.

That racism is in there somewhere. It's like a drunk.

What, they're saying these things 'cause

they're drunk? No, it's in there.

Larry, I'm not gonna listen to this anymore, alright?

You abuse my father in Scrabble, a game he loves, okay?

I didn't beat him! The one-armed man did it!

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, Larry

because I'm getting really upset here.

Fine, I'm leaving. You know what?

I'm gonna find that one-armed man

and I'm gonna bring him to you.

You'll see. You'll see.

[Jeff] So a one-armed man playing Scrabble with a racist judge?

W-W-What did he say that was so racist?

I can't even repeat it. Disgusting.

And so I told Henry and he says, "No, no, he's got dementia.

It's not racism. It's dementia."

[Jeff] Alright, now get to your left a little bit.

Yeah, Henry's using the dementia as an excuse

for the racism. There's a fine line--

Dementia has nothing to do with racism.

I know. My grandfather had dementia.

He wasn't a racist.

He thought I was his dead sister, but he wasn't a racist.

Did you look like your, uh, great-aunt?

- You know what? I actually did. - Really?

I swear to God, I was, I-I looked exactly...

I looked exactly like her. She was the Belle of Brighton.

This thing is so great. I mean, it's unbelievable.

Three blocks ahead I see we're heading for trouble.

Three blocks ahead there's a guy with his truck.

- Let me take a look. - Alright.

Oh, my... Jeff, it's-it's the one-armed man. I swear to God.

He's crossing the street. Check it out.

[Jeff] I see a one-arm. Are you sure that's the right one-armed man?

- That's-that's him. - Okay.

He's going down the street over there.

[Larry] I wanna track him down.

Stay in the right lane.

- Stay to your right. - Okay.

- Ah, damn it! - Where is he?

Right down there!

[Larry] I can't turn down that block. It's one-way.

Alright, go down. We'll make a right. We'll...

We'll head him off at the pass.

[Jeff] Go, go, go.

Alright, make a right. Make a right.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Beautiful! Look at that. Beautiful!

So he should be anywhere up here.

This is it. This is the block.

- Anywhere up here. - Where the hell is he?

[Jeff] Look out!

[Larry] It's him! Hey!

Wait, hey!

He went down to the subway. Shit!

That was him!

Sorry. Sorry about that.

- Hello? - Hey, it's Terry.

- How's it going? - Oh, hey, Terry.

Listen, I'm sorry to do this, but I gotta cancel

today's two o'clock.

Oh. Okay, fine. But I'll see you tomorrow at 2:00.

I-I don't have my book in front of me, but, uh

we-we, we can definitely work something out.

Uh, what do you mean, work something out?

I have a two o'clock.

I-I don't get it. Why, what are we working out?

Listen, I-I'm spotting somebody right now in the gym.

I gotta run. Take care. Bye.

Larry, as your business manager

I-I cannot advocate you putting your money into this.

An automobile periscope, i-it's nutty.

I don't like my clients to invest in inventions.

I had a client, he threw away millions on a two-part ski

that would come together like a pool cue.

Millions of dollars he lost on a-a nutty idea like that.

That's my idea. I had that idea.

People's legs would snap like that.

I don't think so. They could perfect that.

And you'd be carrying it like-like a pool cue.

I-I mean, I love your exuberance

and your enthusiasm for inventions

but it shows that in this area

your judgment is not good.

Alright, can I tell you something?

- I believe in this inventor. - Why?

Uh, have you done a background check? I mean, inventors--

He has, he has character.

- I know it when I see it. - I'm sorry.

Um, yeah, s-send her in, sure.

I-is it okay if my wife comes in for a moment?

- Hi, honey. How are you? - Hi. Good.

- Sorry to interrupt. - Britney, this is Larry.

- Larry, Britney. - Larry, nice to meet you.

I'm just coming by to make sure

that you're okay for the Hamptons.

Four o'clock the car will be downstairs waiting for you.

- Okay. Okay. - Alright? Can't wait.

- Love you. Nice to meet you. - You, too.

- That's your wife? - Yes.

Oh, my God.

I don't think we can work together anymore.

What are you talking about? Why?

- She's beautiful. - Yes, thank you.

I don't like what that says about you.

What does it say about me? It says I have good judgment.

It says you're a very superficial man.

- Superficial? - No depth.

Uh, you can't judge me because I have a beautiful wife.

Uh, I think I can.

I-I can't trust you with my money. I'm sorry.

- Larry, come on. - Sorry, Nathan.

I'll, uh, I'll be in touch.

Sorry, uh, sorry it didn't work out.

- So moist. Very moist. - Yeah.

- I'm really full. - You ate a lot.

[Gabby] How could you not? I mean, it's so good.

Listen, I don't, I don't wanna be pushy or anything like that

but I know that you drove the car, and just wanted to know

how you, how you felt about it and...

Well, you know, we drove it and, uh...

Alright.

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

- That is... Oh, my God. - Can I honestly say?

You are the first inventor I've ever handed a check to.

- Me, too. Me, too. - Oh, my.

- You won't regret this. - I don't think we will.

I gotta tell you something, we had so much fun

using the prototype, you have no idea.

We love it. We just love it.

- Is the car outside? Okay. - Let me show you where it is.

You know what, I'm-I'm gonna get him into the prototype

get him his keys back and, uh... Alright? We'll be back.

- Thank you, thank you. - Oh, yeah, okay.

I'm gonna just have a little bit more.

- Thank you for your trust. - You're welcome.

- Thank you, thank you. - Okay, guys.

- It's so good. - You know, uh...

I was actually planning on taking that dish home with me.

Oh, yeah. Well, not now.

[Gabby] We could get you another one. I'll... I mean...

- I'll pay for it if you want. - It's not the money.

[Larry] I did order it and...

[Gabby] Mm, that's so good.

- Mm! - You know...

It's so wonderful that we're gonna be working

like this together, don't you think?

[Larry] I know. I'm so happy.

- You're so funny. - Funny!

Oh, oh, I'm feeling faint. I'm feeling faint. Hold on.

You know, I-I just need a shoulder to rest on for

a second. I just need, I just need to rest for a second.

[Gabby] Oh, my God, God forbid.

It's alright. It's okay. It's okay.

Ah...

Why don't, uh, why don't you go meet up with them?

- Okay, thank you. - Okay? You're welcome.

I'm so full.

- Hey, hey. Bye. - Hm?

- Bye. Love you, too. - Mm-hmm.

- Henry! What a surprise! - Great to run into you again.

Total surprise. Total surprise.

Um, who was that?

Oh, that was my girlfriend.

- She seems lovely. - She is...

She is the best.

I can tell. You guys--

I'm gonna marry her if she'll have me.

- Really? - She makes me feel so good.

Henry, I like myself when I'm with her.

Larry, i-it's so clear that I misjudged you.

And I can see now

you are a man of great character.

You got that right.

I-I just would like to apologize

for, um, my behavior at the party.

Henry, I don't mind telling you. It stung.

- Are-are we alright? - We're fine.

We're cool. We are so cool.

- Thank you. Thank you. - Alright.

- Okay. - Um...

Alright. Anything else?

I was wondering if I could ask you

to do me a huge favor.

Hm, sure.

My dad goes to the park

every day to play Scrabble.

[Henry] I think it'd be wonderful

if you showed up.

Oh, here you go.

- H-A-D. Had. - "Had."

Four and one are five and two is seven.

That's all you can think of? Had?

I guess I'm just not a very good player.

- I'm doing the best I can. - Oh, I can't believe that.

I-I'm sorry. I'm just not that good.

C-O-O-N.

- Coon? - Coon.

Okay, that's not a word, alright?

- Oh, it is. - No, no.

That's a racial epithet.

- That's-that's not a word. - Oh, no?

Just look around you.

They're all over the park. We're surrounded.

And after I put half of them away.

Okay, judge. Ahem.

You know what? I'm gonna give you coon.

- That's big of you. - I tell you.

Let's play some Scrabble.

- I'm ready. I'm waiting. - Huh? Let's play.

Hey.

Hey!

- Uh, hey. - Hey, Lar.

- What are you doing, Terry? - I... Shoot. Uh...

- We're working out. He's great! - This is, this is...

- This is my time! - Um...

- Look at me, Larry. - Yeah.

Who would you rather run around the park with, huh?

Well, why-why did you give her my time?

Just, uh, to be totally honest, Larry

she's, she's paying me a little bit more.

- Oh, that's great. - I-I... It's nothing per so--

I have more to lose. I have more to lose.

I don't... This is my time, Wanda. This is not your time.

Why don't you guys figure this out?

Let me know what you decide. I...

- S... Sorry. This is... Yeah. - What? What? No, I-I...

You, why are you imposing on my time--

Imposing on your time? I recommended him to you.

Larry, two o'clock is my only open time.

It's my only open time, too.

I don't know, I don't know what to do here, okay? I'm sorry.

We're clearly at an impasse here. What do you wanna do?

I don't know. W-What do you wanna do?

- I got an idea. - What?

- You know Judge Horn, from TV? - Oh, yeah.

He's an impartial third party. Why don't we let him decide?

- He's neutral. - Um, yeah, let's do it.

Whatever he decides we'll abide by.

- Yeah, he's a judge. Okay. - Alright.

- We'll tell it to the judge. - Okay, whatever he says goes.

- That's it. Alright. - That's it.

[Wanda] Hey, judge.

No, uh, don't, uh, don't worry about Wanda, Terry.

We, uh, you know, we-we kind of worked things out.

- Good. Thank you.' - Alright, so-so same-same time?

- Two o'clock? - Yeah, tomorrow two o'clock.

- Great. I'll see you tomorrow. - Alright.

Look forward to it. Okay.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - I know, I know. I know.

- He's, he's all over me. - Come on, come on.

I don't like it. I don't like that stuff.

I will get the hell out of here if I see any touching at all.

I find human contact repulsive.

I know you think I'm kidding, but I'm not.

- Want some? - Uh, no, I'm good.

- Thanks. - I'll have some.

I can't wait to see this movie. It's gonna be great.

Yeah. I'm looking forward to it.

I'm gonna use the bathroom before the movie.

- Okay. Yeah. - I'll see you inside.

I'll hold your popcorn.

- Ah, not necessary. - It's no problem.

You wanna go to the bathroom. I'll hold your popcorn for you.

No, no, I'll-I'll just take it into the bathroom. It's fine.

You're gonna take your popcorn into the bathroom?

- That's disgusting. - Yeah.

Don't leave your popcorn in the bathroom.

- The people and the skeevatz-- - No, no, no.

I hold on to it. I-I actually, I-I munch and pee.

- No, no, you can't. That's no-- - You munch and pee?

Yeah, I-I-I like to munch and pee.

Why don't you want me to hold the popcorn?

Because obviously there's a problem with hold--

No, there's a little bit of a problem there.

It's my popcorn. It's not necessary.

You don't want me to hold the popcorn, right?

Because, what, you think I'm gonna eat your popcorn?

Eat my popcorn? I mean, it's like--

Are you worried she's gonna eat your popcorn?

I'm really uncomfortable with this. I'm re... This is my wife.

- Yes, yes, I know. - Larry, this is my wife.

And you're accusing her, I don't think

I can be in business with you.

- What? - This is bad. This is...

This is really bad. You can take your check.

- I'm a man of integrity. - Yeah, I-I know.

Obviously. I mean, that's why we-we--

Obviously?

What's that?

What the fuck does that mean?

No, only that, you know, he's a great inventor and--

- Hold this. - Oh.

What the fuck does that mean, huh?

Oh, here, take the popcorn. Here, you can hold it.

Hold it. Take-take the popcorn. Here, take it.

Take. I-I don't want it! Take-take it.

Ah!

- Thanks for coming in, Larry. - Pleasure.

I don't know how many other business managers

you're meeting with, but, um--

I'm s-seeing a few more.

Alright, well, listen, I just wanted to give you

a little bit of an idea, um

of what it's like to invest with me.

I'm somewhat risk-averse, I would never, for instance

uh, push you to something, what was it, the, uh, the

those screw-together skis I heard about, which was...

Uh, everyone just took an absolute bath and...

- Oh, that ski idea. - Yeah, it was unbelievable.

- How stupid was that? - A lot of money lost.

But somebody came to me with an idea.

I find myself saying it's a multimillion-dollar idea.

Um, it's a car periscope.

That's not gonna work. I can't do it.

I have a personal issue with the inventor

so, uh, I'm-I'm out of that.

Oh, that is unfortunate.

You think that's a multimillion-dollar idea?

Me personally, I think it's a billion-dollar idea. Um...

- Oh, God. - And that's... Ask around.

But, um, as you make the rounds, as you make the rounds

I just want you to definitely

definitely, definitely keep us in mind.

- I will. - Um...

- And give a call-- - Who's that?

Oh, that's my wife, Amanda.

- That's your wife? - Yup, met in college.

Twenty years.

You're hired.

Hey! Hey! You!

- Oh, shit. - I've been looking for you.

You got me in a lot of trouble with that Scrabble game.

W-What are you talking about?

What were you doing in that apartment anyway?

None of your fucking business.

Hey, what are you doing? I was here first.

You up streaming me? You can't upstream me.

- What are you-- You're up... - I was here first.

What are you... What are you doing? Get out of here.

- I was here first. - Taxi! What, are you crazy?

- Taxi! Where? Where? - That's my cab.

Taxi!

- My cab. - What? Hey.

That's my cab, buddy.

- Taxi! - Taxi!

I told you...

- Get your own cab! - Oh...

Dad!

Dad! Oh, my God! Dad!

Who did this to you?

The one-armed man!