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I can't believe
I'm getting this number.
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It didn't even take me that-that long.
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- We're easy in New York.
- Jeez, this is unbelievable.
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- We'll go out to dinner.
- Cool, I like to eat.
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And you know what? You don't
have to worry about choking
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because I'm great at the Heimlich.
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Oh, well God, you know,
I mean if I wasn't gonna
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give you my number before
that just did it.
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- That's an impressive skill.
- Did that clinch it?
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- Yeah.
- Are you leaving right now?
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'Cause I don't think we should
run into each other again.
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- Yeah, that'd be so awkward.
- That would be awkward.
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I'm not leaving just yet.
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It would be great if you
can get out of here.
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Well, we have to save
something for dinner.
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Because if we have too
good a time here...
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- Alright. So just get out.
- I kind of like that actually.
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- Bye.
- I'm gonna call you.
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Hey, hey, look who it is.
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- Hey! Rosie!
- Larry David.
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- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
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- You look fantastic.
- You know what? So do you.
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- You like the art?
- To tell you the truth...
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- What?
- Forget about the art.
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What?
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I met the most fantastic woman tonight.
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I-I'm...
I can't even believe it.
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- Are you kidding me?
- Swear to God.
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- So did I.
- You're kidding.
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I felt it right away.
You know how you can feel it?
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Yes. I mean, who knows
what's gonna happen?
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- But it's a great start.
- Oh, no.
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I think something's gonna happen.
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You know what a lesbian
brings on a second date?
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A U-Haul.
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That's right, a U-Haul.
They move in together.
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I looked at her and I
thought hyphen name.
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Kids are gonna get to know her.
It's all gonna work, you know.
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- That's lovely.
- I'm happy for you.
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- I really am.
- I'm completely smitten.
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- She smiled.
- At you?
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At me. Who's smiling at an old bald man?
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- Mine is so vivacious.
- Mine's vivacious too.
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And built.
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A body I would like to get my hands on.
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- Ooh!
- Exactly.
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I know what you mean.
You know what?
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- What?
- She's Jewish.
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- No kidding.
- Yeah.
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- Can I tell you something?
- What?
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- Mine too.
- Really?
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- Yes.
- Unbelievable.
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- Cheers. L'chaim.
- L'chaim.
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- It's too good to be true.
- Yours is Jewish?
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Yeah, I knew from her name.
O'Donnell, Irish, duh.
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Yeah, right.
Yeah, Cohn, Jewish.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- What did you say? Cohn?
- Mmm.
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Jane Cohn?
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Holy shit.
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Are you kidding me?
Is this a joke?
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How's it a joke?
Here's the number.
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- How'd you get that?
- She gave it to me.
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- She gave it to you?
- What am I, a magician?
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I know that you have a card on you?
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Why would she give us both her
card? It doesn't make any sense.
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Obviously she's bi-sexual.
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- Fucking hate that.
- What is that?
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What is that anyway? I mean,
pick a side already, right?
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- Absolutely.
- Can't you make up your mind?
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What is this? They have to
have sex with everyone?
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They have to do everything?
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Half the population
isn't enough for them?
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They want everybody?
They're so selfish?
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I can't believe it.
She did not seem the type to me.
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- So what are we gonna do?
- I don't know.
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I guess you'll just have to back
away because most of these women
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who say they're bi are really gay
and they just can't say it.
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- Back away? Me back away?
- Yeah, I think you should.
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Why would I back away?
This woman is crazy about me.
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- I don't believe you.
- You don't believe me? Really?
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Because I felt it.
My body felt it, okay?
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I came alive in areas that have
been dry like the Sahara Desert.
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- You follow me, Larry?
- Look...
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In baseball the tie goes to the runner.
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In situations like this,
tie goes to the hetero.
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It was no tie, babe,
she hit my base first
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cleanly before she even saw you.
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You're intent on going through this?
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Of course I am. I don't want
you to get hurt, Larry.
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You've been through a lot, right?
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A lot of other women
here, probably women
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who are more your speed.
More your level.
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Spare yourself the expense
and embarrassment.
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- Get out of this now.
- Okay, save myself?
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Yes, 'cause you're gonna be annihilated.
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I'm gonna be annihilated by
you in the love department?
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- We'll just see what happens.
- Game on, Larry David.
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- You've got it, sister.
- Alright.
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- Good luck to you.
- You're in over your head.
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- You think so?
- I know so.
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She's a dyke.
Deal with it.
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Ho ho! Look who's in the
motherfucking house!
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Leon in the
motherfucking house!
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You drove the car?
Look what you did to the car.
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Let me tell you something,
this motherfucking car
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has got some heart, man.
I was surprised.
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I thought it was a bitch-ass car.
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This shit got some fucking heart to it.
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- Why didn't you fly?
- I don't fly, baby.
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You gotta have a photo ID for that.
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You know what I'm saying?
Fuck that.
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I don't know how you can give a car back
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to somebody in this condition.
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This motherfucker has
some room to it too.
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I got eight motherfuckers
up in this car.
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- Yeah. What?
- I thought it held 4 people.
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What did you do?
You picked up hitchhikers?
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See the baby seat back there?
Hell yeah.
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Come on, man.
Let me see your place, man.
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What are you, what are
you doing here anyway?
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I just had to get out of
that fucking house, man.
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Roommate was driving me crazy and shit.
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- The who?
- The roommate all in my shit.
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- Roommate? What roommate?
- Let me see the place, man.
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The fucking roommate at
the house in California.
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So she gave, she gave her phone number
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to me and Rosie O'Donnell.
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Oooh! Ha ha ha!
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Whoa, look at this, man!
Are you kidding me, Larry?
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- Renny Harlin's place.
- Oh, shit.
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New York City, baby.
I'm here!
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You got to tell people you're
here sometimes, right?
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Anyway, so what do you think about it?
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I'm in competition with Rosie O'Donnell.
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- Wow, man.
- I'll tell you what.
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I'm feeling a little insecure about it.
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Lesbians have kind of
an advantage in a way.
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They some tricky motherfuckers.
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Frankly, I don't know what
I'm doing down there.
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Ladies know that shit.
You're right.
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That's what I'm saying,
I can't compete
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with a lesbian like that.
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They know every nook and cranny.
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You know, every nook and cranny.
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What would happen if we were bi-sexuals?
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I couldn't be comfortable now.
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I wouldn't be comfortable right
now. I'd be all fucked up.
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I would have zero interest
in a person like you.
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You're goddamn right. Me too,
Larry. You know what I mean?
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Oh, you wouldn't be interested in me?
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Fuck no, Larry, first of all,
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I would fucking throw the
fuck up, I would regurgitate
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my own shit.
I would regurgitate and shit.
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You think I'd go out with a guy
wearing a green wife-beater?
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- Look at you.
- Look at this shit right here.
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- This shit on your head, huh?
- Are you kidding me?
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- What the hell is that?
- Oh, I gets mine, Larry.
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I fucking gets mine.
You know I gets mine.
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Okay. Okay.
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Where's my room at? Where the
fuck's my room at, Larry?
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Ha ha!
I'm in the house!
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I'm here to pick up some
food to go. David.
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- Okay, one second.
- Okay.
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Larry?
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- Larry, hi.
- Duckstein.
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- We're both in New York.
- Yeah, we're both in New York.
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Look at this, two Angelinos
here in New York.
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- That's something, isn't it?
- What are you here for?
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You know, I just came.
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Hey, here's a thought.
Let's go to lunch.
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- Tomorrow?
- Mmm.
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- Mmm, I don't think so.
- Okay, Thursday.
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- No, I-I-I don't think so.
- Why not?
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Well, we don't really
see each other in LA.
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So why, if-if we're in
one city all the time
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and we never have lunch in that city
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why would we have lunch in the new city?
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I see what this is.
I see what this is.
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You're still holding a grudge
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because we didn't invite you
to Joanie's bat mitzvah.
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You'll never forgive me for that.
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- No no.
- Larry, I'm telling you.
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We sent it out.
You were on the list.
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- I did get the invitation.
- Yeah?
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Yes, and I paid so
little attention to it
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that I didn't even bother to RSVP.
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Because I shouldn't have been
invited in the first place.
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I was offended that I was invited.
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So let me get this straight--
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There's nothing to get straight.
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I'm gonna eat alone tomorrow.
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Why do you want to eat with me?
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Because we never get a
chance to eat in LA.
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Because we're not friends.
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We're not friends because we
never spend time together.
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We don't spend time together
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because I don't want to
spend time together.
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Is it possible that you have
a little room for growth?
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No, Duckstein...
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I think we've taken us
about as far as we can.
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There will be no lunch,
no breakfast or dinner.
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There won't be a snack.
There won't be coffee.
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There won't be a drink, and hopefully
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there won't even be another bump into.
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I feel badly for you
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because life is like this...
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...and what you've done
is made it like this.
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I want to make that smaller.
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- Really?
- Yes. Shrink it.
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Shrink it.
Put the hands together.
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That's what I want.
See ya, Duckstein.
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Bye, Larry.
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- Hello.
- I'm here.
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Awesome.
Thank you for coming over.
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I know we wanted to go
out but she just...
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My cat will not stop throwing up
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and it makes me nervous so...
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Maybe the cat knew
I was coming.
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Oh. Maybe that's why I was
throwing up a minute ago.
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- See, I have that effect.
- I get it, yes.
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She's got, like, empathetic nausea
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at the potential of your arrival.
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Yeah, ever since I met you
I can't stop puking.
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I don't know what it is.
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You're not the first person
who's told me that.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You just have that effect on people?
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I do.
Particularly women.
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- That's hot.
- It's a wonderful quality.
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- So what are we eating?
- Japanese.
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So... Ooh, God.
Um, that's not gonna work.
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- Are you serious?
- Oh, jeez.
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Oh, look at this.
They didn't secure the soup.
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Why didn't they put it
in one of those bags?
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- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh, my God.
237
00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,280
The whole thing is ruined.
238
00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:53,074
You know, you're in the
take-out business
239
00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,242
you got two things to do
240
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,369
get the order right, secure the food.
241
00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,039
Usually they're good.
I don't know.
242
00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,499
Well, you know what,
I'm going back there
243
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,835
and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
244
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,128
Oh, get to the bottom of it?
245
00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,047
I'm definitely gonna tell
them what happened.
246
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,173
It's fine, 'cause actually
247
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,675
I had sushi last night, so...
248
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,635
- You had sushi last night?
- Yeah.
249
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,679
I didn't even ask you
what I was getting.
250
00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:17,265
No, I-I love sushi.
251
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,641
I'm just saying it's not a huge deal
252
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,018
that I don't have it again.
253
00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,686
So where'd you go last night?
254
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,354
I had sushi at Yankee Stadium,
which you would not think
255
00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,398
is good sushi, but it was
actually really good sushi.
256
00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:26,982
Really?
Sushi at Yankee Stadium?
257
00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:30,987
I know. I went with, um,
this friend of mine,
258
00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:36,159
and she's very connected and
we had a box to ourselves.
259
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,745
And they brought in
catering and we had sushi.
260
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,498
- It was unbelievable.
- So who is this person?
261
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:44,042
Just this, you know, it's
funny. You might know her.
262
00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,961
Um, I mean it's Rosie O'Donnell.
263
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,922
I'm sure you've probably
crossed paths with her.
264
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,216
- No.
- Do you want some wine?
265
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,635
- Yeah.
- Okay.
266
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,136
- Red or white?
- Oh, I don't care.
267
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,938
So, um...
268
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:10,944
What did, uh, what did
Rosie think of your apartment?
269
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:15,155
She didn't see my apartment.
270
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,285
- Really?
- Yeah.
271
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:20,828
- She wasn't here?
- No.
272
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:23,456
Oh. Hmm. Poor thing.
273
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,125
Oh!
274
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,545
You know, I've got to tell
you it was traumatic
275
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,964
to open that bag and then
see what was going on.
276
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,381
It was very distressing.
277
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,592
- You know, I was on a date...
- Yes.
278
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,386
- ...with a bi-sexual.
- No.
279
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,847
And I'm competing for her
affection against a lesbian.
280
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,015
- You think that's easy?
- Sure sure. I have a--
281
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,476
Did I mention that I had a
soup and sandwich for dinner?
282
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,645
You didn't mention, you talk a lot
283
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,523
but no sandwich mentioned so...
284
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,276
You've got to secure these bags.
285
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,111
Secure the bags
286
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:56,364
with tape, staples, however
you've got to do it.
287
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,742
Right, I understand, so I
get you another order
288
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,705
then you can take home
and everything be okay?
289
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,540
You know what?
I really appreciate that.
290
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,293
But that's really not quite
what I had in mind.
291
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:12,088
- Oh.
- Basically, man to man...
292
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:15,425
I think an apology would be nice.
293
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:19,386
Okay, okay, so I say sorry, you
believe, you feel something
294
00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:22,849
then you move on? You go away?
Everything okay, yeah?
295
00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,643
Yeah, if I like the sorry,
everything will be hunky-dory.
296
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,227
Okay.
297
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,482
I am sorry.
298
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,737
Oh, the bow.
Oh, my gosh.
299
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:40,325
Oh. I can't quibble with
the bow. I love that bow.
300
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,493
Come on, how many times do
you get a bow in your life?
301
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,703
- Right, yes.
- Fantastic.
302
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,413
- Bow is very important.
- Fantastic.
303
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,081
We could learn a lot of
things from-from Japan.
304
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,460
You think about on the way home.
I think, yeah.
305
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,420
But next time, if I come back again
306
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,047
to get some take-out
307
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,256
are you gonna beef up the
security in the bag?
308
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:58,134
Absolutely, sir.
The tape, staples...
309
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,470
Everything gonna be
secured for you, okay?
310
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,347
When you're hungry you've
got that take-out order--
311
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,182
Listen, listen.
You-you said a deal, right?
312
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,768
You said I say sorry, you believe
313
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,436
you move you go away, okay?
314
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,689
You long explanation how special
bow is. Okay, we got it.
315
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,234
Next time we see you come in
we make sure bag secure.
316
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,153
- Very special for you, okay?
- Okay. Are we good?
317
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,447
- Can I... Do I bow back?
- Yeah, yeah. Do.
318
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,077
Then you got that to follow.
319
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,789
- You follow?
- Yes.
320
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,920
- Hi.
- Hey.
321
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,297
Larry David.
Look at this.
322
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,633
Hey, Rosie.
Look who's here.
323
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,635
So, Larry, how was your night?
324
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,470
- Couldn't have gone better.
- No kidding?
325
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,429
- Yes.
- Same feeling I had.
326
00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:46,015
- You know that?
- And you saw her when?
327
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,558
- Monday?
- Yes, Monday.
328
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,227
Monday?
Who goes out on Monday?
329
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,271
Someone who's really
desperate to have a date
330
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,815
I suppose, calls somebody
for a Monday night.
331
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,566
I won't tell her that you said that.
332
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,194
But listen, the thing...
Did you throw your arm out?
333
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,737
Well, you know what?
334
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,905
All night long I was
like in this position.
335
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:05,785
And then up from this side. You
know what I mean? A lot of that.
336
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,828
A lot of guys think that's a good move.
337
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,415
It's funny.
Usually women laugh at it.
338
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,792
I don't think she was laughing.
339
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,961
She was, she was too
busy moaning to laugh.
340
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,630
I had the same thing in my neck.
341
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,090
What did you say?
342
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,717
Couldn't move my neck
from Tuesday morning.
343
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,635
It's alright, listen, the thing is, um
344
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,347
she just texted me. We're going
to the Tonys together, okay?
345
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:31,019
- The Tonys?
- As my date to the Tony Awards.
346
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:35,273
Jane. Me Tarzan, not you.
347
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,067
The Tonys, you could ask any
stranger on the street
348
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,403
they'll go to the Tonys.
That's no great accomplishment.
349
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,655
She knows all the words to "Cats," okay?
350
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:47,201
Even the British version.
She enjoyed "Chess" the musical.
351
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,162
Saw it three times.
She saw "Carrie."
352
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,874
It was only open two nights.
She likes Broadway, Larry.
353
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,625
She likes Broadway!
354
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,088
She's going to the Tonys?
What the hell am I gonna do?
355
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,881
You can't compete against the Tonys.
356
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:02,759
I'm dead.
357
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,266
Good play, Larry.
358
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,977
Alright, Larry.
Two away. Two away.
359
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,688
Ha ha.
360
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,441
Come on, Little Larry.
Here we go. How's your arm?
361
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,194
- Good enough for you.
- Come on, throw it to mommy.
362
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,362
Let's go, Larry.
363
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,201
Oh, fuck!
364
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,620
- Go go go!
- Ha ha, Larry!
365
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,789
I don't even have to run, Larry.
366
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,832
- I can walk.
- Go go go!
367
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:38,294
- Oh, did you get lucky.
- She's going for third Larry!
368
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,422
- Where's he throwing the ball?
- She's going home, Larry!
369
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:45,718
Oooh! Whoo!
370
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,554
I don't feel like going on this date.
371
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,515
I swear to God,
I'd like to cancel right now.
372
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,017
Let me tell you something, man,
I would not be a fucking friend
373
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,769
sitting around this plush motherfucker
374
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,522
and allow you to go out
there and allow a lesbian
375
00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,191
to beat you at a fucking game, okay?
376
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,653
Come on, it's over.
She's taking her to the Tonys.
377
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,740
And let's face it, she's got
the lesbian advantage.
378
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:11,202
We are fucking men, Larry.
What do we have, man?
379
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,704
What the fuck do we have
that she doesn't have?
380
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,915
You know,
I've got the penis.
381
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,834
You're damn right.
Rosie O'Donnell does not have--
382
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,044
- Has no penis. Has no penis.
- Doesn't have a penis.
383
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,879
Women do not have penises.
Men have penises.
384
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:25,133
You are absolutely right.
Don't be a fucking victim.
385
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,094
Okay? You at bat.
386
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,054
What's below your fucking bat?
387
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,432
What dangles below your bat?
388
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,599
- Huh?
- Balls.
389
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,518
- We got bats and balls, right?
- Right.
390
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,855
- Okay, what do ladies have?
- Gloves.
391
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,398
What do gloves do?
Catch the goddamn balls.
392
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,234
That's what ladies on this
planet do is catch balls.
393
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,361
Bats and balls run the fucking world.
394
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,363
The woman is on this
Earth to catch balls.
395
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,949
- Interesting theory.
- See what I'm saying?
396
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,409
Too bad I don't have a daughter.
397
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,286
I would like to impart
that knowledge to her.
398
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,539
Gloves don't catch gloves.
We have the advantage.
399
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,125
Okay? You've got to realize that though.
400
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,918
Yeah yeah, I know. I know.
401
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,087
But we're talking about
the Tonys here, okay?
402
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,631
This penis that I have cannot
compete with the Tonys.
403
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,009
- Tonys are a grand slam.
- Fuck the Tonys.
404
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,760
{\an8}Fucking Tony.
Who the fuck is Tony?
405
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,304
{\an8}Want a grand slam?
406
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,225
Hmm.
407
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,270
Juice?
408
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,150
- You want me to juice?
- I want you to win.
409
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,366
That was amazing.
410
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,077
The penis is an extraordinary
instrument, Jane.
411
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,330
Sometimes it surprises even me.
412
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,290
And it's not just a one-time thing.
413
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,001
That's-that's what you get on
a consistent basis with me.
414
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,628
- Really?
- Absolutely.
415
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,297
- I can't even move.
- Well, speaking of that.
416
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,175
Shall we do this again on Friday?
417
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,177
I don't want to wait that long.
418
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,513
- How about Thursday?
- Thursday?
419
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,097
I thought you had plans on Thursday.
420
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,558
I'll cancel them.
421
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,143
- You'll cancel them?
- Mm-hmm.
422
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,480
Wow. Too bad for that person.
423
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,236
Alright, Janie.
424
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,280
It's been swell.
Hope you had fun.
425
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,542
Ah.
426
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,054
Oh!
427
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,146
Excuse me.
You speak English?
428
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,731
- Yes, I am fluent. Yes.
- Oh.
429
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,109
I noticed that when you
apologized to this man
430
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,361
you-you gave him a rather deep bow.
431
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:54,907
- Almost 90 degrees.
- Yes, I-I spilled ice cream.
432
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,911
So I very sorry.
So I apologize to him, yes.
433
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,789
Now the other night a Japanese
fellow apologized to me.
434
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,333
But he only went down a-a few degrees.
435
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,917
- Kind of like that.
- Like that?
436
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,295
- Yeah.
- Oh, oh.
437
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,548
That is not apology to you.
438
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,175
No, he was not sorry at all.
439
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,552
- He wasn't sorry?
- No, no.
440
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,597
He a little dismissive of you.
441
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,348
- Dismissive?
- Yes. Yes.
442
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,267
- I got a dismissive bow?
- Yes.
443
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,520
A little bit, uh... shit bow.
444
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,813
- Shit bow?
- Shit bow.
445
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,273
- Shit bow.
- Shit bow.
446
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,526
A shit bow I got.
I got a shit bow.
447
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,653
No bow would be better than that bow.
448
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,071
- No bow better?
- Yes.
449
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,281
Little insulting to you.
450
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,199
Do you hear...
Not a bow like that.
451
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,076
Not sorry at all.
Little bitty bow.
452
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,330
{\an8}I'm sorry to tell you, but
that was not apology.
453
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,166
Thank you very much. This has
been very helpful to me.
454
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,752
- You're very welcome.
- Can you bow for a thank you?
455
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,754
- You can bow for thank you.
- You can bow for thank you?
456
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,214
- Sure, yes.
- That's a thank you bow.
457
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,300
Thank you, yes.
Very good.
458
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,926
- Good day to you.
- Thank you very much.
459
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,094
Good luck.
460
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,388
How you doing, Lar?
461
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,974
- Doing good.
- Yeah?
462
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,602
- I guess you heard.
- Heard what?
463
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,979
Jane cancelled our date to the Tonys.
464
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,522
- Really?
- Really.
465
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,275
I didn't know.
466
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,443
It's funny 'cause, you know,
something doesn't figure
467
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,028
out of the whole thing.
468
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,780
I've known like four decades
of women that you've dated.
469
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,616
None of them ever, ever talks
about your performance.
470
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,825
You're a singles hitter your whole life
471
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,494
now all of a sudden
you're Mr. Power Hitter?
472
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,830
You're Mr. Grand Slam?
Mr. Get Anybody, even Jane, huh?
473
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,166
You doing something, Lar?
What do you do?
474
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,377
- Can you explain this to me?
- Well, I'm...
475
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,295
I'm on a new regiment.
I'm-I'm working out.
476
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,465
I've changed my diet.
Makes a big difference.
477
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,925
- You're working out?
- Yeah.
478
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,551
- That's it?
- That's it.
479
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,472
- What, are you juicing, Larry?
- Pfft!
480
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,015
Are you juicing now?
481
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:47,561
I have never taken performance
enhancing drugs ever.
482
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:52,942
Period. No no, no, no, no, no, no.
483
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,903
Got it. But it doesn't
make sense, Larry.
484
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,571
I've known you too long, alright?
485
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,157
Something just does not add up.
486
00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:03,786
Outfield in.
Play to first.
487
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,246
Alright, let's go, Larry.
488
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,914
Easy out.
489
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,302
- Yeah!
- Well, get it in!
490
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,691
How are you doing?
491
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,694
- Did ya hear about Duckstein?
- No.
492
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:22,031
Some lady walking her dog found
him on the ground choking.
493
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,074
- What? Is he okay?
- Yeah.
494
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,993
He's in the hospital, but
they say he's gonna be fine.
495
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,329
You know how to do the Heimlich.
You could have, you know.
496
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,789
Yeah, I know how to do the Heimlich.
497
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,041
You do. If you only went
to lunch with him.
498
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,959
Yeah, you're right.
I could have helped him.
499
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:37,546
- I feel terrible.
- So how's things with Jane?
500
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,048
Oh, it's fantastic.
501
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,424
- She loves baseball.
- I love that.
502
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,093
She's taking me to
Cooperstown on Sunday.
503
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,970
She blew off the Tonys with Rosie.
504
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:47,263
- This woman blew off the Tonys!
- Blew off the Tonys.
505
00:21:47,388 --> 00:21:48,891
- To take you to Cooperstown?
- To take me to Cooperstown.
506
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,559
You know what, it's not
like being with a guy.
507
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:53,354
It's like being with a great guy
who happens to have a vagina
508
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,857
and knows the statistics of
what Roy White hit in 1971.
509
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,692
- Exactly.
- Unbelievable.
510
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,444
And I beat Rosie.
511
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,957
Hi. Here to pick up an
order for a Larry David.
512
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:16,001
Oh, it's right over there.
Should be ready in a second.
513
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,965
Hello.
514
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,093
I got the stapler, tape.
515
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,011
- Your soup is, look at this.
- Wow.
516
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,390
You-you could run marathon
and no spill it. See?
517
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:31,267
- Can I turn it upside down?
- Yeah, sure.
518
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,811
- That's the test.
- Yeah, sure. Turn down.
519
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:36,564
- Wow.
- Good.
520
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,608
That's how you run a restaurant.
You secure the take-out order.
521
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,570
You know, there is, uh, there's
one more little issue
522
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,738
I just wanted to, uh, mention.
523
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,032
I-I was in the park and there
was a Japanese fellow
524
00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:53,205
and I saw him bowing, but
he bowed to 90 degrees.
525
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:58,085
Your bow was only like...15 degrees.
526
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,212
I asked him about it and he said
527
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:03,132
that what you did is
actually dismissive.
528
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,885
So I just thought I would
let you know about it.
529
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,761
Sure, yeah, thank you.
530
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,431
You know, listen, a bow is a bow, right?
531
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,433
No, he said a bow is not a bow.
532
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,435
- Yeah, a bow is a bow.
- No, this is not a bow.
533
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,770
You were short of the authentic bow.
534
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,647
I had authentic bow.
Bow is a bow.
535
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,900
He is not authentic.
He doesn't know.
536
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,943
Is it possible you don't
know the bow rules?
537
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,528
Bow rules?
I understand the bow rules.
538
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,739
- You know your bow rules?
- I was raised by bow rules.
539
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,532
- Did they mention a degree?
- No.
540
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,869
They didn't mention degree
because a bow is a bow.
541
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,579
Do you know what the
Japanese guy in the park
542
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,705
actually said about your bow?
543
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,207
No, what did he say?
544
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,417
- He said...
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
545
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,252
It's a shit bow.
546
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,504
He said shit bow?
547
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,715
Yes, those were his words.
Shit bow.
548
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,801
My bow is a shit bow?
549
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,929
I'm not saying that.
Let's find out.
550
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,097
I'll go on the internet,
we'll do a little research
551
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,559
and then I'll come back
and we'll see if-if, uh
552
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,019
your bow is right.
553
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,520
- Okay, sure. I do that for you.
- Alright?
554
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,648
- We'll do contest.
- Alright, we'll look it up.
555
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,608
Also, future reference, just to note
556
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:05,027
there's other good
restaurants around too.
557
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,905
You should try sometime.
There's good places here.
558
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:11,617
- I really enjoy this food.
- Yeah, you do, huh?
559
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,577
- Yes.
- For you, here we go.
560
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,454
Okay.
561
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,665
- That looked good.
- Okay.
562
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,208
- That looked good.
- Okay okay.
563
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,961
- I'm still gonna research.
- Yeah, sure. Yeah, research.
564
00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:23,879
- Okay?
- Yeah, Wikipedia.
565
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:27,049
You're goddamn
right. I'm living large.
566
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,927
I just had a croissant filled
with motherfucking champagne.
567
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,595
Hey, I've got to talk to you.
568
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,932
Hold the fuck on, bitch.
Hold the fuck up. Goddamn.
569
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,267
- What's up, Larry?
- Got a date with Jane.
570
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:42,356
- Oooh.
- I need a...
571
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,525
Supplement.
572
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:47,736
- A what?
- You know, a supplement.
573
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,196
A supplement?
What the fuck is that?
574
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,739
You know, one of the pills.
I need a pill.
575
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,075
Oh, I'm out of pills, man.
I don't have no pills.
576
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,952
- That's it. I'm out.
- Since when?
577
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,494
You're popping these
motherfuckers like candy.
578
00:24:56,619 --> 00:24:57,788
Why didn't you tell me?
579
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,540
I gotta tell you when I'm out of pills?
580
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,667
- You know I'm depending on it.
- You got to go solo, man.
581
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,292
- What? Solo?
- Go fucking solo.
582
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:04,962
She'll notice the drop off.
How am I gonna do that?
583
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:07,840
Yeah, that's fucked up, you
can't go into a fuck fight
584
00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,300
with no goddamn weapon.
That ain't cool.
585
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:11,927
Fucking walking in with a
goddamn jump rope hanging
586
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,178
from your fucking pants,
you know what I mean?
587
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,638
Get off the phone.
Who are you talking to?
588
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,348
- I'll call you back
- Come on.
589
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,725
I gotta pick her up in 2 hours.
Can you think of anything?
590
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,978
- I need some help.
- Oh, I've got an idea.
591
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,186
Here's what I want you to do, okay?
592
00:25:22,311 --> 00:25:24,148
Go around to
Washington Square Park, alright?
593
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,846
Got any, uh, got any of that stuff?
594
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,598
The money. Come on.
595
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,280
- That's it? Two?
- Yeah.
596
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,574
- I thought there were three.
- That's it. Now beat it.
597
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:17,951
- Get out of here.
- Nice to meet you.
598
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,453
Yeah.
599
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,006
- Alright, I've got one.
- Okay.
600
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:35,344
Who holds the record for
most postseason home runs?
601
00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:37,471
Most post season home runs?
Come on, Jane.
602
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,431
What are you doing?
Give me a test.
603
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,766
- Come on.
- Bernie Williams.
604
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,351
Wrong. Manny.
605
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,311
- Manny?
- Manny Manny Man... Whoa!
606
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,106
Jeez, I'm so sorry.
607
00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,358
- I took your shoe right off.
- No, it's fine.
608
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,194
- Are you really sorry? Really?
- Yes. Yes.
609
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,071
- Okay, then give me a bow.
- I don't know if I'm bow sorry.
610
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:57,532
No, I need bow sorry or
I'm not forgiving you.
611
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:58,617
- Really?
- Yeah.
612
00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,743
- You want the bow?
- I do.
613
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,204
- Jane.
- Larry.
614
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:03,872
- You've got it.
- Yay.
615
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,167
Whoa, you dropped something.
616
00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:10,504
What is this?
617
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,137
Are you juicing?
618
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,681
No, no!
619
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,143
Look, i-it's not for performance.
620
00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,061
- It-it's just for recovery.
- Bullshit, Larry.
621
00:27:27,186 --> 00:27:28,689
No, seriously.
Are-are you kidding?
622
00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,523
I can put up those numbers anytime.
623
00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:31,900
You think anybody else
could do what I do
624
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,570
just by taking one of those
pills? I-I have skills.
625
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,032
Hey, w-what are you doing?
Where's my ticket?
626
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,744
- What about the Hall of Fame?
- You're not getting in.
627
00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:46,248
Everybody's doing it! I was just
leveling the playing field!
628
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:51,503
I'm sorry!
So sorry!
629
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,592
[Larry] Anyway, you know,
I-I heard about what happened.
630
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:59,595
and, uh, I really felt terrible
and thought I should--
631
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,554
Forget it, you know why
632
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:01,805
'cause the important thing is
633
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,140
whatever brought you here
634
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,267
is now the beginning of a friendship.
635
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,393
I approached you, I asked you...
636
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,103
- You let it sink in...
- Mr. Duckstein. Lunch.
637
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,022
And here we are.
Oh, lunch time.
638
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,441
Lunch time.
You know something? 1 o'clock.
639
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,401
What do we have today?
Salisbury steak.
640
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,777
Would you like to stay for lunch?
641
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:17,362
This could be our first meal together.
642
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,696
Get my friend some lunch.
My new friend some lunch.
643
00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:21,241
You know something?
This is so ironic.
644
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,244
We're having lunch after all.
Talk about destiny.
645
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,121
I feel it,
I know you feel it.
646
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:27,580
This is gonna be the first of
647
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:30,417
God knows how many lunches.
Because this is the beginning.
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