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Look at this. Takes up two
spaces, parks over the line.

What kind of idiot.

Everybody's gotta move
down now because of him.

- Ah, there they are.
- Ah.

- Hello.
- Oh!

- Well, this is quite a party.
- I know.

You're throwing for
yourselves, I might add.

I mean, usually somebody else
gives you a going-away party

but you've decided to
give one for yourselves.

We're very excited about this.

You know, it's a big
opportunity for Sammi.

Not everybody gets into the
Juilliard summer program.

- They don't take everybody?
- No, you have to audition.

- She auditioned, Larry.
- She auditioned?

Yeah. Let me tell you something.

You've never seen her,
when she gets onstage

she lights up the room.

Why do you have to
criticize my kid, Larry?

I'm not criticizing. I don't
think she wants to do it.

I think you're pushing her into it.

- Really?
- Yes.

No it's all her desire.

- I think you are.
- Well, you're wrong.

- Yeah, I don't think I am.
- You know what?

What, are you making fun of me now?

- Yes. Yes, I am.
- You're an asshole.

You know what the best thing
about going to New York is?

I'm not gonna see your
face for three months.

- She's funny.
- We'll all be avoiding you.

- Hey, Funkman.
- Hi, Marty.

Why did you have to take
up two parking spaces?

You made me take two
parking spaces, okay?

Yes, I can understand that you're upset.

I too was upset when I saw the red Volvo

to my left also taking up two spaces.

He created a Domino effect.

[Marty] There's no Volvo out there.

- There was when I parked, okay?
- Okay, great.

Anyway, guys, I just wanna
tell ya I'm gonna miss ya.

- Oh, Marty.
- We'll miss you too, Marty.

- I'll see you inside.
- Alright.

Some people believe in our
daughter, believe it or not.

- Thank you, Marty.
- You're welcome.

Hey, Vance, Vance, thanks for coming.

Hey, Vance.

What's with you?
What, have you got laryngitis?

Vow of silence.
Took a vow of silence.

You took a vow of silence?

Spiritual advisor?
Is that what you just said?

And he told you to do this?
For what purpose?

You know, I've tried to get
Susie to take a vow of silence.

[Jeff] I have. I've
talked to her about it.

[Susie] That's never gonna happen.

I have too many important things to say.

See, that's funny. Meanwhile,
you're trying to communicate it.

It's just you're mouthing...

Oh, it's okay to mouth.
It's okay to mouth.

You're still communicating, but
in a much less effective way.

Alright, I c-I can't,
I can't understand you.

Yeah, you two go, go eat.
Go stuff your face, both of you.

He's an asshole.

[Jeff] A bit of a warning,
Tessler is coming tonight.

I'm pretty sure, he asked
if you were available

to do some sort of benefit.

I bet it has something
to do with his son

the special needs kid.

I just wanted to give you
a heads up on that.

Alright, I'll be on the
lookout for that.

What's taking this line so long?

Uh, that'd be my veterinarian
at the front of the line.

- What's he doing here?
- He and his wife came.

You know, Oscar's really sick

so Susie felt like it'd
be nice to invite him.

- So, yeah.
- Oh.

- Brian? Hey.
- Hi.

- Krista. Krista Ferguson.
- Oh, uh, I... Yeah.

- It was Smith, probably.
- Hey. Oh, okay.

You see what's going on over here?

- No.
- She's doing a chat and cut.

- A chat and cut?
- Really?

She's feigning familiarity

with someone she vaguely knows

for the sole purpose of cutting in line.

Positive. She'll be picking
up a plate any second.

You look, you're like
beaming with light.

There-there, there she goes.
Yeah. Uh, excuse me, excuse me.

- Yeah? Hi.
- Excuse me. Hi.

First of all, congratulations
on a great attempt

at a chat and cut.
Really good.

Ninety-nine times out of
100, that's gonna work.

Unfortunately, I happen
to be on the line so...

Okay, I don't-I don't know
what you're talking about.

I just saw my friend--

I know a chat and cut when I see it.

Okay, alright.

You used this fellow, this
poor, innocent fellow

to sneak into the line.

Do you even...
Do you know her at all?

Well, I mean,
I mean, to be fair

we met like eight years ago. I--

- He remembers, so--
- No, I, I h-I honestly don't.

You think she's doing a chat and cut?

- I kinda feel like you are.
- Yeah. You see?

I feel a little manipulated.

- Oh, fine. Okay.
- He's been manipulated--

[Krista] You want me
to get back in line?

Would that, would that
make you feel better?

- Yes, it would. Yes.
- Fine. Okay.

- Yeah.
- Fine.

You are unbelievable, you know that?

- Really?
- Yeah.

Yeah, because, you know what?

You just have to...
That's your job

here to bust people as they
come through so that you can--

And look, you just did it again.

Oh, so, seriously,
I'm not even

gonna say anything this time.

I respect your skills, really.

- Excellent.
- Thanks.

[Jeff] Seriously, how much
would it take for you to see

"Eat Pray Love?"

- $3000.
- $3000?

It's not that bad of a movie. We saw it.

To actually go to the theater
and sit in the theater?

- Sit in the theater, yeah.
- That's $3000.

- $3000?
- Yeah.

Let me ask you this question,
in veterinary school

do you, do you tend to
focus more on the dog

let's say, than-than the cow?

No, you focus on everything. You know--

What if I brought a roach in?

Listen, if you brought a
roach in and you say

you love that roach,
I'm gonna do what I can

to give it every chance it has.
I mean, that's all I can do.

[Jeff] When do you get the
reports on Oscar, by the way?

I meant to ask you that.

Probably tonight, so we
should know everything

within the next day or so.
I'm crossing my fingers for you.

Oh, I appreciate that.
Thank you, my friend.

Okay, I'm gonna get some coffee.

Does anybody...
Do you want anything?

- No, thanks.
- Thanks.

You see a rat in the house,
you don't want to kill it?

Yes, if I see a rat in the
house, I want to kill it.

W-What if you injured it?

Would you then bring it into his office

for him to save it?
You see what I'm getting at?

Mmm, no.
He saves pets.

If some moron has a rat for
a pet, he'll save that.

But if that same rat is in the house...

- Ah, I-I don't know.
- Alright, you know what?

I'm gonna go mingle.

So, um, does he deal
with any farm animals--

Pigs, things of that nature?

Every now and then a pig, once a horse

but it's, it's pretty rare.

I don't know why they
don't have specialties.

"I'm a donkey vet.
I'm a rabbit vet.

I'm a turtle vet."
You know what I mean?

In humans, there's, there's an
ENT, there's a podiatrist.

The way you're saying
it, it's almost like

there should be a doctor who
handles just feathers.

Yes. H-how does a vet do?

What-what do they make, a guy like that?

A vet, do they make as much as a doctor?

- Are you serious right now?
- Yeah.

Wow. Larry, that's a
very personal question.

I don't know if you want me to ask you

a bunch of personal questions.

Ask me anything you want.

Okay, when is the last
time you jacked off?

Mm. This morning.

- I should go. Okay.
- Oh. Okay.

- Ahem. Yeah.
- Nice talking to you.

- Hey, Larry.
- Tessler.

- Good to see you.
- Yeah.

- Nice party.
- Oh it's... Oh, yeah.

Oh, listen, I'm glad
I ran into you.

Do you know anything
about Keegan's Club?

- Keegan's Club? No.
- Keegan's Club.

It's named after Keegan Horsch.

That's Brian Horsch's son

a special needs kid like-like
Max, like my boy.

And they have this event,
it's like a field day

8:00 in the morning
to 10:00 at night

spend the whole day with
kids with all kinds

all kinds of problems, physical
problems, mental problems

learning problems. It's kind of,
It's kind of like a workshop.

It's also a field day
kind of stuff, you know

three-legged race, sack
race kind of thing.

- Oh, three-legged race?
- Yeah yeah yeah.

- Hard-boiled egg in a spoon.
- Oh, what's--

- That is... Huh?
- Nothing more fun than that.

Running with that thing?

And you know what's great about it?

It's comical, but it's all
with the love, you know?

Oh, it's-it's like a great
big hug all day long

and we'd love to have you there.

- Oh, I-I--
- It's this Saturday.

- Saturday?
- Yeah.

Sa... Oh, you know what?

- I can't make it.
- How come?

I-I'm going out of town on Saturday.

Oh, that's too bad.
Where you going?

- I-I'm going to New York.
- You're going to New York?

- Yes.
- Everybody's going to New York.

- Yeah, I know. It's crazy.
- We'll go right now.

- Oh, that's too bad.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

You would've had such an amazing time.

- Keegan's Club.
- Keegan's Club.

I'll send you the literature.

I want to be in Keegan's Club.

- Okay, count on it.
- Okay?

Maybe next year, you know

or the next time we have an event

I'll-I'll get in touch with you, okay?

Sorry you can't make it this time.

- Again, really, really sorry.
- Okay.

We'll miss you this year,
but next year we won't.

- Okay, alright.
- Okay. Good to see you.

- See you, see you, Tessler.
- Alright.

Hello.

Hey, Richie,
I'm on my way to the vet's.

I'm gonna meet Jeff for lunch.

Why are you going to the vet's?

Uh, Oscar's really sick?

You should just let him take care of it.

What are you, Dr. Dolittle?

Anyway, do you want to
go to lunch with us?

No, I can't.
I-I'm going to the doctor's.

Well, then what about Friday?
W-we'll have lunch on Friday.

I'll meet you at that place
on Wilshire and 24th.

I like that joint.

Okay, I'll see you Friday,1:00.

Alright, see you.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- How's Oscar?
- Uh, not good.

Waiting for the word from the doctor.

- Okay, want to get some lunch?
- Starving.

- Me too.
- Where do you want to go?

I-I don't know.
I'll eat anything.

There's a great Mexican place
like right down the road.

- Yeah, not... I don't know--
- You don't want Mexican?

Sushi. Sushi's fantastic.
Nice and light.

I-I'm reading all this mercury
stuff. I'm scared to get sushi.

- I can't eat sushi.
- How about some Italian?

Wanna get some pasta?

I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

What about a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich?

I don't want bread.
I don't want to have bread.

Like a plate with peanut
butter and jelly

just on a plate with a fork?

W-What are you getting so
stressed out about this for?

- I can't decide.
- It's lunch!

L-let's go to Gjelina.

I'll get that spinach
salad with some soup.

- That's good.
- Fantastic.

You know what? I-I don't think
I want that salad. Alright--

- Jeff?
- Hi.

- Not good.
- No?

It's not good.

The tests came back positive
for leptospirosis.

I was just telling Susie

we're, we're gonna have
to put Oscar down.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Sorry, you guys. So--

He was such a good dog, you know?

Yeah, he was a great dog.
A great dog.

I know, I know,
I know, I know.

Let me ask you a question, did
you notice, by any chance

if your wife was upset last
night when, when you got home?

No, not that I, not that I noticed.

Did she mention my name?

No, it did not come up last night.

So, doctor, what's the process?

- He's not gonna feel pain?
- He's not gonna feel anything.

We will make him and you as
comfortable as possible. Okay?

Is she the type of woman

who would confide in
you if she was upset?

We're still talking about
my wife right now?

Yeah, you got that kind of
a relationship? She's--

Like a married relationship?
We do have that kind--

Yeah. You discuss things like that?

A lot of married couples don't do that.

She doesn't care about you!

You're not the center of the universe!

Right now Oscar is! He's gonna
die any minute now, okay?

I was just curious, though,
as you would be too

if you thought somebody was annoyed

but you didn't really know.

You know what I mean?

I'm just-I'm just curious, that's all.

Why don't you guys do
me a favor, alright?

I'm just thinking, wouldn't it be nice

for him to have a last meal?

Oh, absolutely.
I encourage it.

So the dog could have
a big chocolate bar?

- Dogs have last meals?
- Pinkberry. He loves Pinkberry.

If he loves Pinkberry, then
that's what he should have.

Coconut. Can you go get it, Jeff? Okay?

- We're going out to lunch now.
- You're not going to lunch.

You're not going to lunch.

You're going to Pinkberry
and you're coming back.

But neither of us have
eaten since breakfast.

[Susie] I don't really
give a shit about you.

I care about
Oscar right now, okay?

He's in pain.
He's gonna die soon.

He needs his last meal.
Pinkberry, right back.

No lunch. Who the fuck needs a lunch?

[Susie] Exactly. I don't
want to prolong this.

- Pinkberry, come on.
- You drive a red Volvo?

Don't drive a red Volvo.

- You sure?
- I drive a black Lexus.

Ah. Wow.
That's some car.

- You do pretty well, don't you?
- Thank you, Larry.

I'm a doctor.

You make as much as a regular doctor?

Get me the fucking
Pinkberry, Larry!

- Just curious. Okay.
- Just go! Hurry up!

Time is of the essence!

- Come on.
- God.

Excuse me. Are you happy with that park?

- Yeah what's wrong with that?
- You're way outside the line.

You're taking up two spaces.

I'm like an inch over the line.

No, you're a foot over the line.

You're taking up two spaces

and the next car is also gonna
be taking up two spaces

then you're gonna leave and then
that car is gonna get blamed.

This is chaos. Society
can't function like this.

You have to be in the lines,
the way it's supposed to be

Hey, here's an idea. Why don't
you mind your own business?

Well, I suppose that's an idea

not a very good one though.

Just say, "You know what?
I'll do better next time."

- I did fine. I did fine.
- No, that's not fine.

- I don't need to do better.
- You didn't do fine.

You need to do better.
You need to do better.

That, that's just shoddy.

I really give a shit what you think

of my parking job, okay, pal?

It's not an open field.
It's not a farm, okay?

Just, just park your car, park
your car between the lines.

It's not that hard! Look, just
pull in between the lines.

Why don't you stay between the lines

of your own goddamn business, huh?

Why don't you stay
confined within the lines

of not being an asshole?

'Cause you're way over
that line, alright?

The only person who's the asshole
here is the pig parker.

- A pig parker?
- Yes.

So you're calling me a pig?

- A pig parker.
- Hey, you know what?

- Have a real nice day.
- Okay, I will.

I'm sure you will too, at
everyone else's expense.

- Yeah. Yeah, I will. I will.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Hey.
- Hey. What's going on?

Tessler's out there.

You're supposed to be in New York.

- Did he see you?
- No.

Yo.
What are you doing?

Nothing.
Talking to my friend.

I know what he's doing.
He's about to do a chat and cut.

- It's a total chat and cut.
- No, no no, no, no.

No, no, no. No, I know
it looks like a chat--

'Cause you were chatting
with your friend

and then you cut the line.

Please, please, don't insult me, okay?

I invented the chat and cut.
This is amateur hour.

If I was gonna do it, you
wouldn't even notice.

Just get to the back of line, dude.

- It's not fair.
- It's not a chat and cut!

- It's a chat and cut.
- No, it's not a chat and cut!

What are you doing?

Alright!
Okay! I'm going!

- Just go. Unbelievable.
- It's not fair.

- Larry. How you doing?
- Hey!

I thought you were in New York.

- Just got back.
- Oh, oh, oh. Okay.

This morning.

- Yeah.
- So good to see you.

How'd the, uh, t-the Kogel, uh--

- Oh, Keegan's Club.
- Keegan's Club, yeah.

They had to postpone it. Bedbug
infestation on the nap mats.

Part of the event is this big, you know

middle of the day nap, all the kids.

It's beautiful.
A beautiful thing.

- Uh-huh.
- A kind of pastoral feel to it.

- Oh. Wow.
- Bedbugs. Just devastating.

Had to burn everything.

- So we postponed the event.
- That's terrible.

Yeah. The good news is you're
gonna be around for it though.

- It's gonna be great.
- When-when...

When are you thinking about doing it?

Not really sure, it's
gonna be sometime...

Hopefully within the month,
probably more likely

six to eight weeks. Yeah.

Jesus, I can't believe it.

I gotta go back,
I'm going back to New York.

- You're going back to New York?
- I'm going back.

Yeah, for like... What-what, what
did you say it was like s...

Six weeks on our end, approximately.

You're gonna be gone for all that time?

I'll be gone for al-almost three months.

- Wow. What are you doing?
- Yeah.

Umm, Jerry and I are working on a new--

Oh. Oh, excellent.

- A new show.
- Yeah? Oh, great. Great.

- Excellent.
- You know, don't...

Don't talk about that with anybody.

Even if you see Jerry, don't mention it

'cause he wouldn't want
me discussing it...

Okay. Okay. Hush-hush.

He would deny it if you actually
said something to him.

I'm the world's fastest prep
as a director. You know that.

I once did a "Silver
Spoons" on 48 hours.

- Is that so? Jesus.
- Yeah, got me in there.

Tessler, you're something.
You're a talented guy.

Oh, thanks. Thank you.
I appreciate it.

- Yeah. Yeah. I will.
- Pass it on.

Well, listen, I'm sorry
you're gonna miss it again

but you know, y-you look at these kids

and you just feel so complete,
if only by comparison.

Yeah, I know. I wanna do it.
I wanna do it.

I, I don't even wanna do it for them.

- I wanna do it for me.
- Good to see you.

Great to see you, and-and
my best to all the kids.

- Okay, I'll pass it along.
- Yeah. Okay.

Alright. Be well.

[Larry] I should've gotten
some yogurt there.

- You should've.
- I'm very starving.

I'm starving too.
Why do we listen to her?

- Mind if I take a bite of this?
- I do mind.

- That's for Oscar.
- Come on, one bite.

- No.
- Let me take one bite.

What the... Come on,
I've got low blood sugar.

One bite but make it small.

Small, small, small.

- Oh!
- Good, huh?

That is really good.

Is there another spoon in the bag?

Alright, let me have, give
it here for a second.

Let me have a taste.

Ah! It's good.

- Isn't that good?
- Yup.

By the way... your taste was
about twice as big as mine.

What are you talking about?
It was a small taste.

No, it was about as
twice as big as mine.

Just stop it. No, no.

I'm evening it out, that's all.

Evening it out?
What are you talking about?

No, now you've gotten two
and I've gotten one.

That's bullshit.

No, my two bites were
the same as your one.

Oh, right. Okay. I can't even
see what you're eating.

Look at that! Look at the size
of those bites you took!

Are you serious?
Come on, that's not fair.

- Stop it. No, we're even.
- Really?

- You're done.
- No, bullshit.

You're... Bullshit, you're done.
It's for Os--

- No way, man.
- You're done!

One more. Last one, okay?
We'll have one more.

- This is it. Okay, one more.
- Okay, one-one each more.

One-one each more, okay?
Thank you.

- You just took two bites!
- Bullshit.

- What do you mean, bullshit?
- I'm driving! Stop!

Alright. Okay. Alright, you
want to be a dick, be a dick.

Okay, you want to be a dick

be a fucking dick! Okay?

What are you doing?

Oh, hey, Vance.

I-I don't know what the
hell you're trying to say.

Will you just talk, please?

Pinkberry.

- I-I-I-I... J-just go.
- I know.

- I'll see you later. Bye.
- Bye.

[Larry] See you, Vance.

Jesus, you've got some
stuff on your face.

Get that off.

- Jeff?
- Yeah?

- Did you get it?
- Nope. Closed.

- They were closed?
- They were closed.

They're never closed. They're
open till, like, midnight.

We go after the movies all the time.

- Korean holiday.
- A Korean holiday?

Tet. Tet.

Oh, it had to be today of all days.

- Yeah, today is Tet. It's Tet.
- Tet Day.

[Jeff] You know,
Koreans own Pinkberry.

Wasn't there another one?
So all of them would be closed?

All of them are closed.

Oh, goddamn, he can't
have his last meal.

He loves the Pinkberry so much.

It's very interesting, though

that he would choose
Pinkberry as a last meal.

I wonder if that'll catch on in prisons

you know, when they're
about to be electrocuted.

- P-Pinkberry makes no sense.
- Well, why?

The Pinkberry'll melt.
It'll never get there in time.

There's no Pinkberrys near prisons.

What, have you visited every
prison in the United States?

I can make an assumption on this
one that there's not a lot of--

There's plenty of Pinkberrys.

I'll bet you there's a couple
of decent ones near a prison.

- No way.
- Oh, God.

Well, we have to go
take care of this now.

- Let me just throw this out.
- What? No. No.

Uh, I'll take that.
I'll take that.

No, it's gross.
It's full of my snot.

- Suz, just give it.
- Let me just throw it out.

No, no, just go...
Put the tissue in my hand.

You know what? You've gone
through enough today

you don't need to be looking at garbage.

- Right. I'm very sensitive.
- Yeah, yeah, I know.

Alright. Let's go take care of this now.

[Susie] Oh,
God. I don't want to do this.

Hey, Lewis, where the hell are you?

I'm sitting here like an
idiot for 20 minutes.

I thought we were supposed to
have lunch. Give me a call.

[Susie] He was just beloved
by the whole neighborhood.

You all know,
I mean, these kids...

I'm just so glad you were
all here to share it.

[Larry] Where were you?
I waited half an hour.

You didn't confirm. There's
no way I'm gonna go there.

I didn't confirm?
We had a, we had a plan.

The plan is the confirmation.

I don't have to go to, I don't
have to make another plan.

The plan is a plan.

A confirmation is a guarantee
you're gonna show up!

Okay, Sunday, same time, same place.

Well, I'll need a confirmation.

You're not getting a confirmation!

This is-this is the
confirmation right now.

You're like some kind of
government bureaucracy.

You've got the plan.
You've got the confirmation.

You've got a subcommittee.

I've got to go through all these levels.

Fine, I'm not the Kremlin!
I'm just a human being

who needs to be assured that
if I'm gonna take a shower

and get my clothes on and drive
to a fucking restaurant--

I'm-I'm assuring you right now.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, there's no confirmation.

- Fine.
- Show up.

Fine, I'll show up, but you know

you'll really be in deep
shit if you don't.

Hey, do you believe this crap?
Look at this.

[Richard] I can't ta... You know,
I've gotta get out.

This is giving me the creeps.

I know.
A shiva call for a dog?

Have you ever heard of
anything like that?

I only met him once and he nipped at me.

I shouldn't even be here.
I didn't even like the dog.

Hey, this is, this is, I can't...

- It's like a "Twilight Zone"--
- Hey. Hey, Vance.

Hi. Hi. This is my friend
Richard. This is Vance.

Oh, thanks a lot.

What the fuck is that?
Is he like a mime or some shit?

- He's taken--
- What's wrong with him?

He's taken a vow of
silence, yet he mouths.

Like a ventriloquist without a puppet.

He should have at least
a puppet in the car

for practice when he goes out.

And I can't help feeling,
Vance, that I failed him.

And you're a spiritual person.
You understand this.

At the vet's I wanted to give
him his last meal, you know

and he loved Pinkberry and
Larry and Jeff went to get it

and it was closed.

And I feel such a sense of guilt

and we tried to make his life
the best possible life...

Pinkberry.

Mm!

[Susie] The whole neighborhood
loved him, didn't they, Jeff?

- What? What? The-the hose?
- I feel so horrible, Vance.

There's a hose?
I don't have a hose.

- Jeff and Larry went--
- Larry, I don't have a hose.

Larry, do we have hose?
Did you bring a hose?

No. Why, why would I bring a hose?

[Jeff] Are you hungry?

Oh, I think he's saying
he wants some pizza.

Pizza. Who has pizza at sitting a shiva?

[Larry] You should have
some pizza in here.

What do you mean you went
on a helicopter ride?

Why would you tell us now
about your helicopter ride?

- That is ridiculous.
- What's it like up there?

- You couldn't breathe?
- Huh?

[Jeff] Wait. Hold on a second here.

What you need is
Oscar's bowl on display.

- People would like to see that.
- Oh, okay.

- Let's go in the garage.
- Oh, yeah, Oscar's bowl.

Larry, show him where the food is.

Okay.

You what?

What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna tell on me?

Is that what you're gonna do?

Oh, I see. So let me get this straight.

You're going to tattle, is that it?

Well, you know what? Let me
tell you something, Vance.

There's a lot of bad karma
attached to tattling.

Are you aware of that? I wonder
what your spiritual advisor

would say about that. Huh?
Leave him out of that?

Yeah? No, I don't want
to leave him out of it

because nobody likes a tattletale.

Nobody. So go ahead and squeal
and you'll rot in hell.

Okay?

So what's it gonna be?

You won't say anything?
Yeah, that's what I thought.

There he is.

You keep saying goodbye.

I thought you were going to New York.

I thought you were on your way.

Yeah, I w-I was supposed to

and then the, the trip
got delayed again.

I'm not surprised. I ran into
Vance and he-he told me.

Boy, for a guy who can't talk, he has

a pretty big mouth, doesn't he?

Yeah, well, I mean, he just
mentioned you were still here.

- Oh, did he? Yeah?
- Yeah.

Listen, if you're in town
now please do the event

'cause it just got moved up to Friday.

- It's Friday?
- It's this Friday.

- Aw, shit.
- It's Frid--

I wish I could,
I wish I could

but I ac... I'm actually
going back tomorrow.

- You're going back to New York?
- Yeah.

- For how long?
- Two, three months.

You know, a lot of it depends
on Jerry's schedule

which is crazy.
And by the way, don't...

Like I told you earlier, don't

you know, don't mention this to anybody.

You know what? Your
business is your business.

- Look, where are you staying?
- In New York?

Where are you gonna stay
in New York? Yeah.

Yeah, a-a-a hotel, the hotel--

Better. Better. Better.

You know Renny Harlin?
Director?

Oh, sure, the director.

Used to be married to Geena Davis.

I was originally gonna spend
this next couple of months

in New York doing this
off-Broadway thing

but then I got "Pandemonium."

We're shooting it right
across the street.

Yeah, it's based on the
Hudson Brothers' movie.

But Renny said, look, if you
need a place in New York

it's on 66th and Broadway.
Beautiful place.

Why don't I just let you have the place?

He offered it to me.
I had to say no--

Well, he would just wanna
give me his apartment?

It's sitting empty.
He's gonna be in Malta--

But why would he offer it to me?
I don't feel right about that.

You need a place to stay, Larry

and you are going to
New York, aren't you?

Okay, so if you're going tomorrow

if I came back here next week

and there's somebody that looks
like you sitting in that chair--

It's not... I'm not gonna
be in this chair, no.

No, no, if I drive by your house

I'm not gonna see you out there--

No, you won't see me.

I'm gonna give Renny a shout
right now, set you up.

'Cause you are going to New York.

- I'm going tomorrow.
- You need it...

Three months, right?

Okay, I'll tell him
three months minimum.

He's gonna be happy to help you
out. Good to see you, Larry.

[Susie] I know. It was yummy, wasn't it?

No, the food here is incredible.

Hey, Vance, what did
you think of dinner?

Yeah I-I-I don't know what
you're saying. I have no idea.

Do you know what? This is gonna
be the last time we see him.

Three months, we're
gonna be in New York.

- I'm gonna miss you so much.
- Hello.

Hey, what are you doing?

[Jeff] I just had dinner
with Susie and Vance.

- Where are you?
- Divino's.

But we're gonna go someplace
else for desserts.

Oh, I'm two minutes away.
Wait there.

I'll join you.
I have something to tell you.

You're not gonna believe
what's happened.

Great, great, great, I'll see
you in a couple of minutes.

- Alright, see you soon.
- Bye.

- What? He's coming over here?
- Larry's coming over.

Okay, you gonna come with us?

Alright. Alright, we'll
text, we'll email.

Take care, Vance.

Can't call him.
We can't call him.

I understood that.
He said bye.

[Larry] The red Volvo?

Again.

Jesus.

What an asshole.

- What do you think? Hey, Lar.
- I don't know.

- What do you think?
- I don't know.

I was thinking Pinkberry.
You wanna go to Pinkberry?

You know what?
I've never had Pinkberry.

Oh, man, you've got to get out more.

- Jeff loves it, don't you?
- Not as much as I used to.

- Really?
- Yeah, I--

[Vance] Hey, Larry!

I got your little note.

Vance? Talking?

Hey, Susie, guess what?

Larry ate Oscar's Pinkberry!

And Jeff was driving!

Asshole!

Oh, boy, am I so glad

we're going to New York for three months

and not gonna see your face!

Mm.