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- Ah. Oh! Nice.
- Huh? Huh?

- See? Right?
- That was nice.

- You know what?
- What?

I think this is our year.

I think you're looking at the

five-man team club champions.

I think we're the team
to beat. I really do.

I really think we have a great

chance this year. I agree.

So, uh, ready to go?
I gotta go. So...

- Why?
- You gotta go? Take it easy.

No, I've just gotta get back.

I told tiene I'd be back
at a certain time.

How did I know that? "I told
tiene. I've gotta get back."

On the way, we'll pick up a
new cock for you, okay?

Thank you, Eddie.

So listen, why don't we
get together at my place

tomorrow night?
Dinner, bring the wives?

A pre-tournament dinner.
I like it.

What about Funkhouser?
You'll call him?

I'll call him.
He'll be there tomorrow.

Where has he been?
Have you seen him?

I don't know what the hell he's doing.

He hasn't practiced for...

Like a month I haven't
seen him out here.

- No one's seen him!
- What does he think?

He's just gonna come out here
on Saturday and play great?

- I don't get it.
- He is great.

[Jeff] But is he that great?

- I'll take care of it.
- Alright.

I gotta go.
I'm sorry, I gotta go.

See you guys later.

- See you, guys.
- Okay. Okay.

Jeez. Is there anything more pathetic

than a cowering, emasculated Jew
who has to run home to his wife?

- I would agree with you.
- That poor fuck.

Imagine how he'd be if he
was married to Susie.

He'd have pee stains on
his pants constantly.

- He'd be in her purse.
- He'd be in her purse.

- You know?
- He has no balls.

I have a solid single ball.

- Yeah, you've got one ball.
- I've got one solid ball.

Hey, let's get something to eat.

Um, you want to try out that
Palestinian chicken place?

Let's do it. That's all I've
ever heard is how great it is.

Fantastic.
Okay, let's go.

Mmm, I've never had chicken like this.

I don't know what the
hell they're doing.

I don't know, It's unlike

anything I've ever even tasted.

What about this place?

Look at these posters, huh?

[Jeff] Yeah, they do not like the Jews.

- Look at that one.
- Ooh.

[Larry] We're probably the only
Jews ever walked in here.

[Jeff] Ever. What these people should do

is send their chicken over to Israel.

- For the peace process.
- Mm-hmm.

They'd take down all those
settlements in the morning.

Believe me.
You know what?

This would be a fantastic place

for Jews who are cheating on
their spouses to come to.

Because no Jews ever come here.
They'd be so safe.

No one you know is ever
gonna see you here.

- You would never get caught.
- Ever.

Looks like they're planning
the next intifada

at this table, but look at this woman.

Could be the next Mrs. David.

What do you think about that?

If by some chance she's gonna

get over her anti-Semitism.

- Odds are not with you, no.
- Not with me? Really?

- Just my gut feeling.
- You know what it is?

You're always attracted to someone

who doesn't want you, right?

Well, here you have somebody

who not only doesn't want you

doesn't even acknowledge
your right to exist.

- Exist, yup.
- Wants your destruction.

That's a turn-on.

Oh, my God!

She almost took my head off, but
I don't like those teachers.

I don't. Turn the boys into girls and--

No, you know what? They're doing
their best. I have to say--

- Hey!
- Well, well.

- Hey. Hello.
- Welcome.

- Hello.
- Oh my God, are you serious?

- Thank you. Yes, I'm serious.
- Can you believe this?

It's been like a year he hasn't seen me.

A lot, I know.
She lost a lot.

Say about 60, 65 lbs.

- Wow.
- Unbelievable.

- How'd you do it?
- I walked.

I-I watch what I eat and discipline.

- A lot of celery.
- Celery. Jeff, you hear that?

- Celery.
- Yeah, I heard celery.

- I'm just saying.
- You're just saying?

You're just annoying.

By the way, who's got the silver Lexus?

Ron, why?

Oh. He's not gonna like it.

- You hit it?
- I'm afraid so.

Oh, God, he just got that car.

I'm so stupid. I tried to
back up with mirrors only.

Why?

I challenged myself to just use

mirrors and it didn't work.

What do you think this is,
the Firecracker 400?

- It's a driveway.
- Alright.

I'm gonna break the news to him.

[Eddie] Alright. Hey,
Funkhouser's in there too.

He's got a little surprise for you.

- Hey. How's it going?
- Hey, Larry, how are you?

- Nice to see you.
- Yeah, hi.

You remember my wife tiene, right?

- Sure, yeah. Hi.
- Good to see you.

We were just talking about
the golf tournament.

Thank you for allowing
him to play in it.

- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, no, it's alright.

Hey, listen, I'm sorry to
have to tell you this

but I, um, I kinda banged into your car.

- How did you hit my car?
- I backed into it. I'm sorry.

- That's my new Lexus.
- I know. I'll pay for it.

How did he hit your car?

Ron, what did I say when we
drove into the driveway?

- I know.
- "Not enough space.

If you park there,
someone's gonna hit you."

Yeah, no, it's my...
It's my fault.

It's my fault. I-I'll pay
for the whole thing.

I'm just gonna take a look at it.

- Oh God. Next time when I say...
- I know.

- "'Don't park there," listen.
- Okay.

- Sammi?
- Oh hey, Larry.

Hi.

Shalom.

Alright, what the hell is this?

- What?
- The yarmulke.

I went through a bit of a midlife crisis

and I rededicated my life to Judaism.

Are you for real?

I had a lot of schpilkas in my life

and I didn't realize it.
I went to Rabbi Stein.

Do you know her?

- No, I don't.
- Phenomenal.

I go there every night.

We talk.
She's invigorating me.

Is that why you haven't been practicing?

We're depending on you.
I hope you've got your swing.

- I'm ready. I'm always ready.
- Oh really?

When are you gonna come
back to earth, huh?

I'm living under a mitzvah.
You have none of that.

Hey let me ask you something.

What the hell is she doing here?

[Marty] Why shouldn't she be here?

What do you mean? It's a
dinner party for adults.

- Hey, dinner's up.
- Hey.

You know what? I have a challah

in the car that I'll bring in.

Alright.
So, you hungry?

- Starving.
- Good, we've got a great meal.

And some fabulous desserts,
which by the way

I need you to keep me away
from no matter what.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

'Cause I put a lot of time into this.

I need like a dessert referee.

Alright, I'm your guy.

- You promise?
- Yeah, I promise.

- Okay, I'm counting on you.
- Alright.

- Amen.
- Now the wine.

- What?
- Okay.

No way. No way.

That's enough.
Come on. No. I'm hungry.

Well, you can't drink the
wine without the prayer.

Oh, you can't?
Really? Watch this.

- I'm with Larry on this.
- I guess we're drinking.

To the five-man club championship.

- Hear hear.
- Now you're thinking.

- Absolutely, bud. No doubt.
- Ahh.

- Cheers.
- Everybody eat up. Come on.

Oh, did you guys hear about this?

Do you know the, um, that, uh,

what's the chicken place

in Westwood,

the Palestinian one?

- Al... What is it called?
- Al-Abbas.

Al-Abbas Best
Original Chicken.

They're opening up a second location

right next door to Goldblatt's Deli.

Over my dead body.

I'm sure that wouldn't bother them.

LOL, Jeff.

LOL.

[Marty] How in the world

can they dare open up

a Palestinian chicken restaurant

next to the sacred land of that deli?

Hey, this is America. They
can do whatever they want.

- What do you mean?
- It's just chicken.

I mean, they can legally do
it, true. But should they?

Yeah, they should.
Yeah, they should.

[Juliet] Exactly. It's insensitive.

Why can't they open it
a few blocks uptown?

They should move it a mile away.

I hear the chicken's
really good, by the way.

- I heard that too. Very good.
- Didn't you hear that?

What does it matter?

I hear it's like the best

chicken ever.

[Juliet] I tell you what I heard.

There's gonna be a rally next week

at this new location
they're trying to open.

We should all show up
at the rally and try

to stop them from opening it.

- Count me in.
- Jeff, we're going, okay?

- Whatever you say, darling.
- We're going.

Jeff and I are in.
We're in on the rally.

I'm gonna make placards and everything.

I'd love to join you, but
I'm already committed

to the rally on the other
side of Goldblatt's

at the German place.

[Susie] Yeah, okay.

It's good yeah?
How are the potatoes?

- Delicious.
- Delish.

I'd say the potatoes are a little cold.

- Wow, Larry.
- The beef is delicious.

- Larry, what?
- They're not...

- They're not cold.
- What? What's the big deal?

The chutzpah, man.

Do you want me to warm them up for you?

Not at all. Not at all.

Hey, I got a good joke.

This is right up your
alley, okay, Funkman?

A woman goes to a gynecologist.
He says, "Get up on the table

put your feet in the stirrups
and spread your legs wide."

He goes, "My God, Mrs. Johnson,
you've got a big vagina."

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Larry.

- What?
- Sammi's here, okay?

What's the big deal?
It's just a little joke.

- Ahh.
- And what happens?

Excuse me.

What's the matter with
you telling a joke

like that in front of her?

What are you bringing your daughter

to an adult dinner party for?

She's an adult. She can come

to an adult dinner party.

She's an adult?
If she's an adult

why can't she hear a dirty joke?

Oh, there's a level, okay?

- A level?
- Yeah.

Oh, there's a level of being an adult?

She's an adult when she
turns 13 or learns

to make her first latkes.

LOL.

- No, no, no. No, no, no.
- Huh-uh-uh.

I'm just gonna have a bite.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- Just a bite. Come on.
- You know what?

You told me specifically not
to let you have any dessert.

I appreciate it, Larry,
but I changed my mind.

Ah! Yes, yes, yes.

But you said "No matter what," okay?

But you know what? I'm changing
it, and now I'm saying

thank you for helping me.
I'm gonna have some cake.

No no, but you can't change it.

That's why you say "no matter what."

- This is the what.
- But now--

That's why you asked me and
not these other people

because you knew
I wouldn't let you.

- What? What? What? Larry.
- Give me the cake!

She told me not to let
her have it, okay?

She said, "No matter what," okay?

Let her have it! It's none
of your goddamn business!

Give me the cake, Larry!

What are you doing?
What are you...

[Ron] I got an estimate on the car.

- $573?
- Yeah.

Okay, I'll tell you what?
Forget the insurance.

I'll just write you a check.
I'll take care of it.

Well, I-I think that's one way to do it

but, you know, let me propose
an alternative here.

Indulge me for a second.

Last night at that dinner party,
you-you really impressed me.

I did?

Well, you just speak
your mind, you know?

You tell people how you're feeling

what you're thinking.

With the potatoes, for
example. You know?

How cold were those
potatoes, by the way?

They were freezing.
I couldn't say that.

You're the only one who can

come out with it, you know?

And then, you know,
Jeff and Susie with the kid.

What was the kid doing there, right?

Why do you bring your daughter
to an adult dinner party?

Exactly. You say what
everybody's thinking.

You just come out with it.
It's impressive, you know?

Well, you know, thank you.

So I don't know if you
noticed this last night

but my wife tiene, she says "LOL."

I don't know if you
picked up on that that.

Oh, yes, I certainly
did pick up on that.

I mean, why would you say "LOL."

Instead of just laughing at something?

Well, just tell her to stop saying it.

I can't tell her that.

She'll kill me.
Are you kidding?

We'll get into a fight
it'll last for months.

- She's a tough customer.
- Yes, she... You noticed that?

She's like-she's like
Susie's twin sister.

I know, I'd just like to
avoid the whole thing

and I was just wondering, maybe

you could say it to her,
you know? You know?

You may just put it out there,
'cause that's what you do.

And I'll tell you what.
You do that for me...

You see this estimate?

Gone. I will tear it up.

I will pay for it myself.

Let me see if I've got this right.

I tell her to stop saying "LOL"...

- Yes, it's annoying. Gone.
- And you tear up the bill.

- Come on, please. Deal.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, you've got it.
- It's a deal.

Thank you so much. This is...

Oh, you've taken a load
off my shoulders.

- Let me tell you.
- Hi, Larry.

- Hey.
- Hi, honey.

Oh, honey, can you get
the rest of the bags?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll go get 'em.

Okay.

God, that store was so crowded.

Crowded?

How are you?

- Not bad.
- Good.

I noticed you were all
alone at the party.

- Oh, you did notice that?
- Yeah. Are you dating?

- No. No.
- Why not?

You know what?

A date is an experience you
have with another person

that makes you appreciate being alone.

LOL.

LOL.

You-you like saying that, don't you?

It's cute, right?

- No. Not-not really.
- What do you mean?

I mean, if you were gonna laugh out loud

why aren't you laughing
out loud? Why say it?

- Why not just laugh?
- I am laughing.

That's what that is.
It's me... That's laughing.

No, you're saying "LOL"
you're verbal texting.

Excuse me, is this your little idea?

Did my pissant husband
tell you to do this?

- No.
- Yes, he did.

- No, he did not. He didn't!
- Yes, he did.

No, you're in my house, my kitchen

telling me how I'm supposed
to respond to your jokes?

Can you believe it?
I left the gate open.

Ron, are you fucking out of your mind?

What are you talking about?

Did you tell him to come over to me

and tell me how I should
stop saying "LOL"?

Did I tell Larry that? Of course
I wouldn't tell Larry that.

- Oh yes, you would.
- No, no, no.

[Ron] He's the guy who does this.

And you care
how I express myself?

I think the way you express
yourself is like a child.

That's bullshit.

He said he'd forget about
the money for the car

which is $573

if I tell her to stop saying "LOL"

You know, in most countries

you could get somebody killed for $573.

I know. By the way,
I was this close

to telling her the other night.

You know what you are?
You're a social assassin.

Jesus.

- I guess I am, in a way.
- Yeah.

- How'd it go?
- Not too good.

As soon as I told her, she knew
Ron had put me up to it

she started screaming at
him and I just... I left.

- So you bungled the hit.
- Well, I didn't bungle it.

I did what I was supposed to do.

No, no, you bungled the hit.

- Why are you saying that?
- She knew.

- That's not my fault.
- It is.

Your performance wasn't good enough.

What do you know about
social assassination?

I'm the one who named
you a social assassin!

And we don't want you here
at the agency anymore.

Okay.

- Alright, finally.
- There he is.

I cannot believe we talked
him into coming here.

He's gonna love it.
He's gonna love it.

Shalom. You know,
I thought all last night

if Rabin can break bread with Arafat

I can have chicken at this
anti-Semitic shithole.

Okay, that's just not gonna work.

- Yeah, that's no good.
- What's not gonna work?

- The yarmulke.
- Yeah.

I can't go in wearing this yarmulke?

You're shoving it in their faces.

- Let's go in.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

- It's far too cocky a move.
- Yeah. Yeah.

What is this, the "Raid On Entebbe?"

Let's just kind of walk in casually.

What?
Proud Jews wear yarmulkes.

Yeah. Be proud here in the parking lot.

You don't need to be proud in there.

- Let's just go in and sit down.
- It's a cocky move.

- Take it off. Take it off.
- Come on.

- I'm not doing anything--
- Take it off.

- Don't you dare go after--
- Huh? Come on, take it--

Don't you reach for that.

Don't you ever touch that.

No, don't ever grab my yarmulke.

Give it to me! Don't ever
grab my yarmulke, ever.

How dare you?!
Don't ever touch my yarmulke.

- Do you understand?
- What the hell is that?

We're gonna go eat without you.

[Larry] Good. Who needs you?

Get-get out of here!

Oh, please.
Thank you. Thank you.

Oh. Well, hello.

- You're a Jew, yes?
- Yes, I am a Jew.

A big Jew. Big.

A big Jew and you still told
him to take off his Jew cap.

- Yes, I did.
- Thank you, my friend.

- What's your name?
- Labe.

- Labe.
- Son of Nat.

- Son of Nat.
- My friends call me Larry.

- I like you.
- What's not to like?

- Uh, you're a Jew.
- Eh.

My name is Shara.

- Shara.
- Call me.

Let's get some chicken.

Mmm.

How happy are you right now?

I'm not gonna have dinner tonight.

It'll pale in comparison.

How can you even have meals after this?

- Oh my God.
- What?

[Larry] Eddie and tiene just walked in.

[Jeff] Eddie and Ilene?
He's cheating on Juliet?

- Holy shit.
- Oh my God!

Alright, listen.

Juliet is great friends with Susie.

If he's cheating on Juliet,
I can't be here to see it.

- What?
- I am out of here.

- What the hell am I gonna do?
- I don't know.

- You're taking the chicken?
- Yes, of course.

What, I'm gonna leave it?

- Hey.
- Hey. Hi.

Out of all
the hummus joints in all the world

you had to walk into mine.

It's great to see you,
and let me just say

I'm sorry about the brownie thing

the other night with Juliet.
No hard feelings.

You know, uh, she did
say "No matter what."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I...
Alright, look.

Uh, don't say anything
about this, alright?

No, don't-don't say anything about this.

Don't-don't worry.
I won't say anything.

Alright? Because you know what?

The only reason we're here together now

is because she had a big
fight with Ron, okay?

So she reached out as a friend.

You know, we always liked
each other and now we like

each other a little more.
Maybe a lot more.

So the two of you got together
because of this argument?

Well, there's always been
a lot of tension there

but let's just say this was the straw

that broke the camel's back.

I guess
I shouldn't say that here.

What was the argument about?

He doesn't like the way

she keeps saying "LOL."

It's a wonderful thing to say.

I love when she says "LOL."

That's one of the reasons
we're together.

I think it's cool, it's funny.

I think if you didn't
want to sleep with her

you wouldn't be so
tolerant of that "LOL."

Well, that goes without saying,

but look, if Ron finds out

uh, this could be very awkward.

We won't be able to
play on the same team

and then we won't win the tournament.

If anyone quits, we're disqualified.

Okay, don't worry about it.
I'm not gonna say a word.

- Okay.
- Promise.

In other words, no matter what?

- Huh?
- No matter what.

By the way, your lunch is on me.

- I already paid for it.
- Even better.

[Larry] So then he tells
me the only reason

that they're having this affair

was because of the "LOL"
thing. I drove her to it.

Well, I'm sure there was other
things that drove her to it too.

No, I was the straw that
broke the camel's back.

All marriages have straws.

Right the camel's
carrying a lot of straw.

That's what a marriage is.

"LOL" was the final straw.

- "LOL" was the final straw.
- Wow.

Yes.

I've gotta be careful with this

whole social assassination thing.

I'm not taking any more requests.

Let me tell you something.

If Ron finds out about Eddie and Ilene

- Tournament over. Done.
- No golf.

Ron's not gonna play on this team...

[Larry] If he's having an
affair with his wife.

[Jeff] No way.

Hey, nice pillow.

- Yeah, um--
- You look like Blofeld.

I look like
I've got a kitty

and we're making evil plans.

Here, just put it on your lap.

Larry, there's something
I want to talk to you about.

I think I know what it is.
I'm sorry about the joke.

- It's obviously not--
- I--

I didn't really care about the joke.

That's not why
I got up and left.

Actually, that's what I wanted

to talk to you about.

I don't know if you've noticed or not

every time after my mom
takes a sip of something

she makes this really obnoxious sound.

She smacks her lips together
and does this little

"Ahh" thing.
Have you noticed that?

- I have noticed, yeah.
- It's awful.

- "Ahh." Right? isn't that it?
- It's horrible.

It's humiliating.

All of my friends make fun of me

in the morning when she drops me off.

I just...
I can't take it anymore.

Someone has to tell her to
stop and it has to be you

because you're the only one
who can stand up to her.

Look, I'm flattered, kid

that you would consider me

for such a delicate assignment

but I have to tell you I'm, uh...

I'm out of that business.

- Ask your father, he'll do it.
- My dad is spineless.

He can't stand up to her.
He's scared of her.

You're the only one who can do it.

As tempting as it is, kid

I'm not your man.

But you-but you...

So I guess you won't be
playing golf on Saturday.

What are you talking about?

I couldn't help but overhear

some of the conversation

you were having with my dad.

And it seems if Ron were

to find out about his wife

then your little golf game
would be called off.

- You would do that?
- Try me.

- Alright.
- You're gonna talk to my mom?

- I'll talk to your mom.
- Good.

Boy, you really are your
mother's daughter, aren't you?

Yeah, now get the fuck out of
my driveway, you bald prick.

Fuck me, you fucking Jew!

- Aah!
- Filthy Jew. Filthy Jew.

Filthy fucking Jew!

You Zionist pig.
You occupying fuck.

- Occupy this. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm an occupier.

I'm an occupier.

I'm going to fuck the Jew out of you.

- Yeah.
- Well, that's not so easy.

You want to fuck me like
Israel fucked my country?

Show me what you've got!

This reminds me of something

Theodor Herzl once said.

Shalom, LD.

'Yeah, take it, Jew.
Take it, Jew.

Oh!

Fuck me, you Jew bastard!

Fuck me like
Israel fucks my people!

Show me the Promised Land, huh?

Labe, son of Nat.

Keep my father out of this, will you?

- You circumcised fuck.
- Oh! Oh!

[Larry] "'We seek him
here, we seek him there'

those Frenchies seek him everywhere."

"Is he in heaven, is he in hell?

That damned elusive Pimpernel."

Funkman.
Look who's here.

Well, well.

Martin, Shara.

Shara, Martin.

Alright then.
Shall we?

Good night.

- Problem?
- "Fuck me, Jew bastard"?

Yeah, small price to pay

for the best sex
I've ever had anywhere.

This woman is amazing.

When did you have your orgasm?

When she said she'd fuck
the Jew out of you?

Let me tell you something.
The penis doesn't care

about race, creed and color.

The penis wants to get to his homeland.

It wants to go home.

I came over here for another reason.

Rabbi Stein said that I can't
play in the golf tournament

Saturday because I have
to honor the Sabbath.

You're Koufaxing us?

Well, if you're saying
that your best player

is unable to play because
it's the Sabbath

yes, I'm Koufaxing you.

So you're gonna have
to get someone else.

The tournament won't let
us get anybody else

and if you don't play, we all drop out.

It's over for us.

I'm following her lead.

She told me what I have to do.

- I can't play.
- What if I talked to the rabbi?

I'd love you to. She's in the
Valley off of Brookhurst.

And if she gives the
okay, would you play?

I'll be there.

Our friendship is about that much now.

I'll tell you what! If you don't
play in that golf tournament

it's over! How about that?!

Why don't you go wrap
your head in a towel?

You're not even a man anymore!

Mommy Rabbi says don't play, little boy!

Don't you tell me to get out of your--

Hey, you dropped your yarmulke!

Oh, my God!
Yarmulke alert!

Oh! Sirens!
Yarmulke on the floor! Oh!

Mmm.

- Can I have the Weinstein file?
- Oh, I'll get it for you.

And Larry David's here.

- Come on in.
- Oh, well...

I came a little early.
I was gonna finish my lunch.

Well, that's alright.
You can finish in my office.

Okay.

Is that Al-Abbas chicken?

Oh. Yeah.
Fantastic.

- That looks delicious.
- Yeah. You don't mind?

- You're sure you don't mind?
- No. No no, finish your lunch.

You know, I know we have our
problems with these people

but, man, oh man, they know what
they're doing chicken wise.

Well, keep that away
from me no matter what.

Okay.

- Give it to me!
- You said, "No matter what"!

- Give me that!
- Rabbi!

- Give me that!
- No, let go!

- We are playing so great.
- I'm having a blast.

I don't think
I've ever played better.

You haven't missed a fairway.

Hey, I'm tired of asking.

How did you get the
rabbi to let me play?

- I can't tell you.
- No, please tell me.

Alright, let's just say I had
something she really wanted.

You made a trade with the rabbi?

- Yeah, I made a trade.
- Well, I'm glad you did.

Hey, I just found out the
Klein team blew up.

We're four strokes ahead
after this hole.

All we have to do is
finish on 18 and we win.

It's a lock.

- Fantastic!
- It's a lock.

We're gonna win a tournament.

We're gonna win a tournament.

- Come on, Larry.
- Let's go, daddy-o.

[Marty] No pressure,
LD, all we need is a two-putt.

- Jeff.
- Let's get to 18.

- Okay.
- Inside left, LD.

- Relax.
- Take it.

Ahh.

- Hey, what are you doing?
- What are you doing?

One second, one second, one second.

- What's going on?
- What?

I gotta tell you something.

You know, every time you take a sip...

- Yeah?
- You make this noise, "Ahh."

- I'm enjoying it.
- Eh. It's kinda annoying.

- Why are you saying this to me?
- What are you talking about?

Jeff didn't put you up to this?

Why are you saying that?
Of course not.

'Cause you're not just
gonna interrupt your shot

and come over and say something to me...

- Unless Jeff put you up to it.
- No, he didn't put me up to it.

- Jeff, did you say something?
- I said nothing.

[Susie] Every little
thing I do annoy you.

What about when you're eating

and you're shoveling
your fat fucking face?

I'm hungry!
What do you want from me?

You know what? Fuck you, don't
come home tonight okay?

- Don't come home?
- I'm sick of your bullshit!

Mom. Mom. Mom, no.

He didn't say it. It was me.
I-I told Larry to tell you.

You told... Why would he say
something? I don't believe you.

'Cause I told him if he didn't tell you

then I'd say something
about Eddie and Ilene

having an affair.

What?! Eddie and Ilene

are having an affair?!

- You're fucking my husband?
- Shit.

What? Ilene, are you serious?
This is fucking ridiculous!

This is how you treat a friend?
Are you fucking kidding me?

LOL, honey! LOL!
Fuck you! You know what?

- Fuck this whole thing!
- I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry!
- What?

- I'm so sorry, honey!
- Where you going?

- We've got one hole left!
- Fuck this game!

- It's a lock! One hole!
- Honey, wait!

Come back, come back!

[Larry] Come back! Where you going?!

One more hole!

What's going on?

We're rerouting traffic

for a protest rally...

Some Palestinian chicken place

opening up next to a deli.

Can you move forward, please?

Larry! Come!
Join us over here!

Come with us.
You're a Jew.

No, Larry. Come to this
side and I'm yours.

Larry, I'm yours whenever
you want. Come over here.

Larry, you belong with us. Come!

What's the matter?
There's no decision.

Get over here!

Larry, I have a sister.

You, me and Jasmine, the three of us.

Alright, that's enough!
Just get the fuck over here!

Just get the fuck over here.
Stop being an idiot.

- Larry. Larry, come over here.
- Larry!

- Don't be a dick.
- Get over here!

- Don't listen to them!
- Don't be a dick.

[Marty] Get over here!

[Shara] Anything you want, Larry.

- Anything you want.
- Get over here.