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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,821 Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. 2 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,615 Who are you listening to? 3 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:32,783 What? 4 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,576 Who are you listening to? 5 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,037 Um, Chee-yun. 6 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,665 - Oh, I'm a huge fan of Chee-yun's. - Are you serious? 7 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,834 - I love her. - Isn't she fantastic? 8 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,963 I saw her at Disney Hall. I was in seats right down front. 9 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,881 - Okay, I was at that concert. - You were? 10 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,550 - Yeah. - Well, then you know. 11 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,510 - You were right down front? - She's fantastic. 12 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,428 You're gonna be really jealous when I tell you this. 13 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,972 What? 14 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,766 I'm seeing her in a private recital at a friend's house. 15 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,435 - Ooh! - I love the sound of envy. 16 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,854 It's music to my ears. 17 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,982 - You have a cruel streak. - Music to my ears. 18 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,109 You know what? If I knew you better I'd invite you. 19 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,528 Yeah, how do we arrange that? 20 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:13,156 Well, you know what? Maybe we should have a little predate. 21 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,700 A predate date. 22 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:17,828 - A date before the recital. - Right. 23 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,830 You're halfway decent looking. I think we could arrange it. 24 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,456 - Wow, thanks. - Yeah. 25 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,916 It's those compliments that just keep me going. 26 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,918 Yeah. Yeah, let's arrange it. 27 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,212 You're not some Creepo creep, are you? 28 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,922 I am. I'm a total creep. 29 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,300 Okay, creepy. 30 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,261 - I'm Denise. - I'm-- I'm Larry. 31 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,763 Larry. 32 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,774 Just so you know, I had to fire Bobby last week. 33 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,110 Well, you know, there's a technique to firing. 34 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:53,697 - A technique? - Yeah, bad news has to be delivered in a casual way. 35 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:55,574 Like it's not-- Like it's not bad news. 36 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:58,827 If you deliver bad news like it's bad news, it's gonna be bad news. 37 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,581 If you deliver bad news like it's not a big deal, then it's not a big deal. 38 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,374 It's like you're in the hospital, the doctor comes in 39 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,710 and says, "Oh good, nice shades. You have terminal cancer." 40 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,129 That's exactly my point. This is how a doctor should do it. 41 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,423 Oh, I have to take this. 42 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,675 It's a little bit mean and insensitive, Larry. You should think about that. 43 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,135 I'm thinking about them, to let them down easy. 44 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,470 I couldn't do that. 45 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,764 Um, I'm gonna go get some new silverware. 46 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:22,684 And by the way, Susie, I so want to divorce you. 47 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,314 Hey, did you call the wheelchair girl? 48 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,775 - Yeah, I had to. - Yeah, you had no choice. 49 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,444 - Once she wheeled out from the table... - Uh-huh. 50 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,780 I-- come on, what could I do? I'm taking her out tonight. 51 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,823 - You're going out tonight? - Yeah. I was stuck. 52 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,659 I didn't want her to think I was a bad guy. 53 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,535 It's an adventure. It's an adventure. 54 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,580 - Exactly. It's a new experience. - It's great, new experience. 55 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,165 What's going on with the Seinfeld show? 56 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,918 - You writing it? - Yeah, started writing. 57 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,252 This is gonna be so fantastic. 58 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,796 I know, I'm really looking forward to it. 59 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,631 - Hey, sorry about that. - Hey hey. 60 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,758 - No problem. - My kid never stops calling me anymore. 61 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,427 - Here you are. - Thank you very much. I had a great time. 62 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,012 - I got that. - No, it's okay. 63 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,847 - LT was a wonderful lunch. - Seriously, I got that. 64 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,100 - No, I put my hand on it. - Seriously, I invited you. 65 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,643 Come on, it's the inviter who picks up. 66 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,770 I had first dibs. I touched it first, Larry. 67 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,397 I asked, though. I think that gets priority. 68 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,441 What gets priority on a check, asker or toucher? 69 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,776 What is he, Judge Judy? 70 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,403 I put my hand on it. 71 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,113 Yeah, but I asked you to lunch, so-- 72 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,031 You can't just grab the check 73 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,409 if someone has the check, Larry. 74 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,869 - That is absurdly rude. - Rosie, I asked you to lunch. 75 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,538 - This is my pleasure. - No, it's not. It's my pleasure. 76 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:28,542 No. Give me the check, Rosie. 77 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,877 - Don't you be absurd. - Hey, come on. 78 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,129 Hey hey hey. 79 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,673 Hey hey, get off. Come on. Come on. 80 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,679 - Ls that Larry? Larry. - It is you. 81 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,515 - Oh, hey. - We were just talking about you. 82 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,392 - Really? - Are you still gonna make it 83 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,519 to the Chee-yun recital at our house? 84 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,895 Are you kidding? Of course I'm coming. 85 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,856 I'm a huge fan of hers. My God. 86 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,733 - Have you guys met? - You've never met Kelsey before. 87 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,985 - Hello, Kelsey. - Yes, this is Kelsey. 88 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,779 We just got her six months ago. Larry, Kelsey; Kelsey, Larry. 89 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:01,283 Hello, Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey Grammer. 90 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:04,703 - Frasier. - Just Kelsey. We don't call her Frasier. 91 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,329 - That's kind of weird. - Oh, no? 92 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,789 - Let me ask you this question. - Yeah? 93 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,834 Have you noticed if she has any proclivity for chopsticks? 94 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,920 - Why? - Why would she have a proclivity for chopsticks? 95 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:17,841 - Well, she's Chinese. - Do you think she is also a kung fu master? 96 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,760 No, all I'm wondering is this: 97 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:23,138 If you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before 98 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,849 and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, 99 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:29,478 would the Chinese kid do better? 100 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,856 So the American kid is the control group in-- she uses a fork. 101 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,025 - Do me a favor. - What? 102 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,944 First time she uses chopsticks, give me a call. 103 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,154 - Just let me know. - Okay, you know what? We have to... 104 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,991 Give me a call and say, "You wouldn't believe it. This kid's amazing." 105 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,243 - Got to go. - Okay, we'll do that. 106 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,537 Let me ask you this question: 107 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,664 Do you have any concerns 108 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,459 that one of the biological parents could be a psychotic? 109 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,127 - Okay, I think it's-- - I'm just saying. 110 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,421 You don't want to have a schizophrenic on your hands. 111 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,633 All of a sudden you wake up in the middle of the night... 112 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,760 - I hope not. - Well, she's healthy, I think. 113 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,512 - We'd better go. - Yeah, we should head out. 114 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,556 - We'll talk to you, Larry. - Bye, Kelsey. 115 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,809 - See you guys. See you at the concert. - Yeah. 116 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,771 - Hey, we're walking in the same direction. - Oh gosh, really? 117 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:16,315 If we're gonna have a second date you're gonna have to get an electric chair. 118 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,069 - Well... - I'm not doing this again. 119 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,156 This looks nice. 120 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,331 Where's the Ramp? 121 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,166 Where is the ramp? 122 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,711 Are you kidding me? There's no ramp? 123 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,713 Well, I can't-- I can't really eat here. 124 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,049 - Let's go somewhere else. - You know what? 125 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,884 By the time we get to the car and get to another restaurant it's gonna be an hour. 126 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,805 - I'm starving. - I can't walk. I can't-- 127 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,808 Well, what if I carried you? 128 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,892 - Come on. - I feel awful. 129 00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:54,729 It'll be one two three. We'll be up there before you know it. 130 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,773 Okay. 131 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,238 Lift with your legs. 132 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,908 - I am lifting with my legs. - Don't carry it all on your back. 133 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,704 - Larry, hurry up. - Hurry up? 134 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,038 - Hurry up. - Shut up! 135 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,749 Two more steps, go. 136 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,836 - Okay. - Where am I gonna put you down? 137 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,222 Jesus, that really got my back. 138 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,725 Yeah. 139 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,810 I feel it radiating down my leg. 140 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,812 How am I gonna play golf tomorrow? 141 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,481 So you'll take a day off maybe. 142 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,774 I'll take a cart. 143 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,235 Yeah, don't you take a cart anyway? 144 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,279 - No, I usually walk. - Oh, really? 145 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,863 No, that's not true. 146 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:48,199 That's not true at all. I never walk. 147 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:50,911 Walking is completely overrated. Wouldn't be caught dead walking. 148 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,829 Always take a cart. I'm not a walker. 149 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:56,166 I would think that it would be nice to walk on a golf course. 150 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,043 No, not nearly as good as taking a cart. 151 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,045 Ln fact, I don't do much walking at all. 152 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,632 Generally I'm just walking from one place to sit to the other place to sit. 153 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,676 Yeah, but I'm not-- you can't classify me as a walker. 154 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,053 - I got it. - Can I say something? 155 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,640 - What? - I'm picking up a vibe here. 156 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,183 Can I be perfectly honest? 157 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,644 When I walked into your house you gave me this look like, 158 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,105 I don't know, like you were disappointed or something. 159 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:22,567 - Okay. - Ah. 160 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,778 The thing is that when-- 161 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,030 When we first met 162 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,866 you were wearing a hat. 163 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:33,495 And then you came to the door and I was like "Who's this? 164 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,330 Oh oh!" 165 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,291 Because you are bald. 166 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,168 You're bald and I didn't know that you were bald. 167 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,295 Like I said, it's no big deal. 168 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,506 - It's really not a problem. - I get it. 169 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,549 I get it. 170 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,844 I had a hat on and then baldy showed up. 171 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,054 I just didn't know. 172 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,681 You feel I misrepresented myself. 173 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,100 - You thought I was a hair man. - It was just different. 174 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,894 - Is it a problem for you? - No, is it a problem for you? 175 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,854 I mean, you're the one who has to live with it. 176 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,773 - No, it's not a problem for me. - Okay. 177 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,650 - It's not a problem. - You know there's options. 178 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:07,153 - Have you ever considered plugs? - Plugs? Plugs? 179 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,781 - Yeah. - You mention plugs to me? 180 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:13,076 You mention-- you sit at this table and mention plugs? 181 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,662 - Are you serious? - Just didn't know. 182 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:19,874 Yeah, I didn't know when you wheeled away from the table that-- 183 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,668 Mm-hmm, that I'm a wheelie. 184 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:23,545 - That you're a wheelie. - Right. 185 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,006 By the way, what's the proper term? Can I say handicapped? 186 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:27,674 What is it? Are you disabled? Handicapped? 187 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,676 - What's the word? - Yeah, those are-- 188 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,053 Challenged? Are you challenged? 189 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,181 Right now I am, yeah. 190 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,809 Okay. 191 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,607 - Okay. All right. - Hmm. 192 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,443 Well, there's your date. That's your date. 193 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,278 - Thanks. - That was a date. 194 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,697 - Lt sure was. - Huh? 195 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,532 Would you like to come in? 196 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,706 Um, you know, 197 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,667 I should probably-- I should probably get going. 198 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:05,336 Right. Because I'm handicapped? 199 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,631 What? No, of course not. What are you saying that for? 200 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:10,633 Oh, okay. All right, then why? 201 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,683 Okay, I'll-- I'll come in. 202 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,144 - Great - Okay. 203 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,271 Okay. 204 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,065 Let's see. 205 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,654 Mmm. 206 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,115 Okay. Okay, keep going. 207 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,659 Oh! 208 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:47,087 Oh no. Oh! 209 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,260 How do-- 210 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,554 How do other people do this? 211 00:09:56,679 --> 00:10:00,433 We just-- We go to the bedroom. 212 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,476 - Anything? - No. 213 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,145 Hmm. 214 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,438 Interesting. 215 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,778 Hey, Larry. This is John Fowler. 216 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,198 I don't know what happened on the street yesterday, but-- 217 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,409 [Jamie] is that him? He's a fucking asshole! 218 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,369 [John] I think it would be best for everyone 219 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,913 if you didn't come to the Chee- Yun concert. 220 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,832 [Jamie] I don't want him anywhere near Kelsey! 221 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,042 [John] sorry. Bye. 222 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,046 What's up, man? 223 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,716 You got in kind of late last night, right? 224 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,509 How was the date with that wheelchair chick? 225 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,886 - I don't kiss and tell. - Come on, man, what happened? 226 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,806 Well, I'll just give you the bare bones of it, okay? 227 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,600 Oh shit, you gave it to her, right? 228 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,977 Yeah, and there was like no reaction at all. 229 00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,189 - Hmm. - And I don't know 230 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,482 if it's because I was bad and didn't know what I was doing, 231 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,738 or if it's just her condition. 232 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,449 - Did you bring it? - I brought it. 233 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:40,825 - You did your thing? - Yeah. 234 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,119 - And no response at all? - Nothing. 235 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,205 If you fucking brung it, if you really fucking brung it, man, 236 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,956 it doesn't matter what the fuck is wrong with her-- 237 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,833 Coma, fucking handicapped, any of that shit. 238 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,376 I don't think you fucking brung it. 239 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,462 I'm telling you I brung it. I know when I bring it 240 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,964 and I know when I don't bring it, and I brought it. 241 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,424 - You did your fucking thing? - Yes. 242 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,092 - You did the dizzle on her, right? - I did what? 243 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,802 - The dizzle. - The dizzle? 244 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:02,054 You did your dizzle on her, right? 245 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,973 Yeah, I did my dizzle. 246 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,934 That means you did your fucking thing. No fucking response? 247 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,602 - Yes. - Bring the fucking ruckus to that ass, Larry. 248 00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:10,897 Oh, I supposed you think you could have gotten a response? 249 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,774 - You're goddamn right, Larry. - Bullshit. 250 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,734 I would've had her ass tap-dancing, Larry. I don't fuck around. 251 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,153 Give me her goddamn number. I'll go over there and twist that ass up, Larry. 252 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,322 - I'm not giving you her number. - I'll bend that bitch like Beckham. 253 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,823 I'll have her ass like a goddamn pretzel. 254 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,034 You should've broke that ass in two pieces. 255 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,285 You know what I'm saying? You should've came back with the bottom half of the ass. 256 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,330 - You know what I mean? What are you gonna do? - I don't know. 257 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,582 I don't really like her that much but she cornered me for dinner. 258 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,543 Oh no, fuck that. You got to break up with her ass. 259 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,128 I'll have to do it when I see her. 260 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,673 You can't break up with a handicapped person by phone, right? 261 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:40,510 No, huh-uh. No, you got to do it face to face. 262 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,303 It's not gonna be easy. 263 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,104 Look at this. No spaces. 264 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,563 I can't find a parking space. 265 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,024 Just park in the handicapped spot in front of the restaurant. 266 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,943 Handicapped spot? How am I gonna do that? 267 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,279 This is how. Like this. 268 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,449 Oh my God. This is unbelievable. 269 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,034 What a parking space. 270 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,828 How about this ramp? Are you loving this ramp? 271 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,163 A ramp. 272 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:15,253 Oh Christ. We don't have a reservation. 273 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:17,213 Oh, don't worry about it. 274 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,597 Hi. I'm sorry, it's gonna be about 45 minutes. 275 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,934 Oh, table for two? 276 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:33,813 - Mm-hmm. - Great. Right this way, please. 277 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,024 - Really? - Absolutely. 278 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,111 This way. 279 00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:52,790 And we're gonna start you off with a couple of glasses of champagne. 280 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,708 - Isn't that sweet? - Compliments of the house. 281 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,961 - Seriously? - Yes, absolutely. 282 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,881 - You do this for everyone? - No, we don't. 283 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,259 Thanks so much. 284 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,928 - That's nice. - Wow. 285 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,806 So what did you want to talk to me about? 286 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,562 You know, that pain in my leg went away. 287 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,647 Oh, good. Great. 288 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,191 - Well, I'm glad. - Yeah. 289 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,443 - Cheers. - Cheers. 290 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,530 I hope you two saved room. 291 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,784 We have some pie, compliments of Mr. Ted Danson, 292 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,327 - Sitting just over there. - What? 293 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,953 - Yup. - How nice. 294 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,622 Hey. 295 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,166 But I don't have any room. I am stuffed. 296 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,752 I'm kinda full myself. I don't think I'm really in the mood for that. 297 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,546 No problem, sure. I'll just get this out of the way for you 298 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,800 - And then bring your check. - Terrific. Yeah, great idea. 299 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,093 - Thank you. - Thanks. 300 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,470 - Hey, how are you? - Oh, hey. 301 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,723 Yeah, you're gonna-- This pie is the best pie 302 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,434 I've ever had in my entire life. You will love the pie. 303 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,270 Thank you. This is Denise, by the way, Ted. 304 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,856 - Hey. - Hi. 305 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,027 - Oh! Hi, how are you? - Hi. 306 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,779 - Nice to see you. - Nice to meet you. 307 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,824 Yeah, nice to meet you too. Very nice. 308 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,952 Very nice. Little surprising, but nice. 309 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,622 You're gonna love this. It is the best piece of pie you've ever had. 310 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,126 Honestly, I'm really-- I'm not eating dessert anymore. 311 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,044 Just have one bite. Have a bite, come on. 312 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,546 I'm not in the mood, Ted. I don't want it. 313 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,922 Thank you. It's a nice gesture. 314 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,133 You're making me look like an asshole. 315 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,843 I had the option of ordering dessert 316 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,678 and I didn't want the dessert at the time. 317 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,264 - So I don't want the dessert. - Just have one little bite. 318 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,224 - For my sake. Please, be a friend. - I don't care. 319 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,143 - Be a fucking friend, will you please? - I am a friend. 320 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,728 I don't have to take a bite just because you want me to. 321 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,773 - Have a bite of the pie. - I'm just gonna get this out of the way for you. 322 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,025 - Thank you. - No no, put the pie down. 323 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,861 - Put the pie down. - No don't. Here take it. 324 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,779 - Take it. I don't want it. - Don't pick up that pie. 325 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,532 - Put the pie down. - I'm not taking a bite. I don't want a bite. 326 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,868 Take this fucking piece of pie and get it out of my face. 327 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,744 - Put the fucking pie down! - Don't put that pie down! 328 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,497 - Do not put that pie down! - God damn it! 329 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,542 You know something? I heard Rosie O'Donnell beat the crap out of you. 330 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,295 - Oh, really? That's bullshit. - That's what I heard. 331 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,630 - Rosie beat the crap out of you. - Bullshit bullshit. 332 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,924 - You big sissy. You big fucking sissy. - She's saying that? 333 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,385 Is that what she's saying? Get this thing away from me. Thank you very much. 334 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,721 Rosie O'Donnell. That's bullshit, by the way. 335 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,806 She got me down, yeah. Okay, I admit that. 336 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,017 She got me down and I could have reversed it, 337 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,978 but it was stopped. People interfered. That's all. 338 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,147 How dare you go around spreading that rumor? 339 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,441 Why are you fighting women? 340 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,027 She started it. 341 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,741 Oh, what a lovely night for a stroll and a roll. 342 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,409 That's right. 343 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,495 This is so nice. Thank you. 344 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,330 Yeah. 345 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,373 - Larry, hi. - Hey, Larry. 346 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,875 - Oh, hello. - Hello. 347 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,753 - Hi, I'm Jamie Fowler. - Hi, Jamie. I'm Denise. 348 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,671 - We're dating - Nice to meet you. 349 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,673 - No kidding. - Yeah, we just came from dinner. 350 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,594 - Well, that's terrific. - Good for you. 351 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,804 How nice. You guys are-- look at that. 352 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,140 - Together? - Yeah, we've had a couple dates. 353 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,808 - Nice. - Wow that's pretty... 354 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,602 - Larry, I never would have-- - ...Impressive. 355 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:03,814 These are the people who disinvited us to the concert. 356 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,359 - Chee- Yun? - I told her about it. 357 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,945 - She was really looking forward to it. - Yeah, I was. 358 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,739 - We kind of overreacted with that. - Absolutely. 359 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,700 - We would love to have both of you. - We misjudged you. 360 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:18,119 - Both of you please come. - Let bygones-- just let it go. 361 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,789 Oh, all right. What the hell. 362 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,791 - There we go. There we go. - Yay yay. 363 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,792 Good for us. Look at us. 364 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,045 We will absolutely give you the best seat in the house. No question. 365 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,464 Or do you already have it? 366 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,882 - That's not funny. - I'm so sorry. 367 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,343 - That's not funny. - She was just overcompensating. 368 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,970 - We'll see you there. - Please. 369 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,721 - I'm excited. I'm looking forward to it. - Okay, great. 370 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,224 - So nice meeting you. - That wasn't funny. 371 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,352 I'm so sorry, Larry. We'll call. Okay. 372 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,230 I hate it at the beach. 373 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,023 Who likes the feeling of sand in their feet? 374 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,693 Even more than I hate the feeling of sand in my feet, 375 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,736 I hate the feeling of sand in my sneakers. 376 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,696 And it lasts for years afterwards. 377 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,200 If you wear your sneakers once on the beach, you never get it out. 378 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,326 - Hey. - [Jeff] hi. 379 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,787 - Is this a gorgeous day? - Yeah. 380 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,664 - Jeff, let's take a walk. - I'm comfortable. 381 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,083 - Come on, it's gorgeous. Perfect walking weather. - It is beautiful. 382 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,586 - It's good for you. - I don't want to. I'm not in the mood. 383 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,546 - Please. - No, I'm fine. 384 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,632 Get up off your fat ass and let's take a walk! It'll be romantic! 385 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,803 - That's nice. - Do me a favor and watch Sammi. 386 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,680 - She's gonna go in the water. - Sure. 387 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,557 - Okay, thanks. - Yeah, okay. 388 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,267 See? Don't you feel better now? 389 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,489 [Sammi] help! Help! 390 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,451 Help! Help! 391 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,869 Sammi! 392 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,623 - Help! Help! - Oh, okay. 393 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,417 One second. 394 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,836 - Be right there. - Help! 395 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,715 I'm coming. I'm coming. 396 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,259 Larry! 397 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,928 Help, Larry! 398 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,267 Larry, help! 399 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,230 - Oh my God. - [Susie] oh my God, Sammi! 400 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,483 - Good. - Oh my God, Sammi! 401 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,694 Sammi, are you okay? Are you all right? 402 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,321 - We've got to get her a towel. - Is everything okay? 403 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,782 - She all right? - What the hell happened? 404 00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,993 - You were supposed to be watching her! - No no. 405 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,579 I was going into the water but then I realized I had the blackberry. 406 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,998 - Blackberry? Give me that. - What? No! 407 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,385 Threw it right in the water. All my numbers, everything. 408 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,136 - Gone? - Yeah, all gone. 409 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,555 - Susie's a nut. - I don't have a record of any of those. 410 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,892 - I got nothing in here now. - Oh, Denise called. 411 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,977 - What did she say? - Give her a call. 412 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,646 - She leave a number? - No. 413 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,816 Damn it. I don't have her number or her address. 414 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,777 - Call information. - I don't know her last name. 415 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,530 She was in my BlackBerry under Denise handicap. 416 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,365 That's how I remember these names. 417 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,866 Don't you do that in your BlackBerry? 418 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,785 You put names down with jobs, 419 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,413 some association so you remember who they are. 420 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,499 I've got Shawn yoga. You know, the yoga instructor. 421 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,292 - Teresa masseuse. - I do the same thing. 422 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,045 Like right here I got-- look look. 423 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,673 Nancy big tits. I know Nancy's got big ass tits. 424 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:19,677 Jonel sweet ass. That's the only way I know who the fuck it is. 425 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,595 That's smart, you know? 426 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,305 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 427 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,559 I can't just vanish into thin air. That would be terrible. 428 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,395 I mean, imagine doing that with a walker, okay? 429 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,440 With a handicapped woman, just not call her like that, 430 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,692 you can't do that. I'll be a pariah. 431 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,819 If you saw the house, would you recognize it? 432 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,821 I think so. It was at night. 433 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,781 Let's just take a drive. Maybe we can find it. 434 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,367 - Let's go over there and look around. - Come on. 435 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,916 I think this is it. I think this is the neighborhood. 436 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,502 - Lt Looks very familiar. - All these houses are the same, man. 437 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,006 Every time you go to a white neighborhood everything looks fucking nice and clean and shit. 438 00:20:57,131 --> 00:21:00,050 When shit is too clean you can't fucking tell where the fuck you at. 439 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,219 You know what I mean? Is that her right there? 440 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,681 No, that's not her. But you know what? They might know each other. 441 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,600 - Yeah, it could be a whole-- - I'm gonna pull over. 442 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,769 - Two women in a wheelchair? - They got to know each other. 443 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,480 Handicapped people know other handicapped people, right? 444 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,607 You would think. If you were living in an all-white neighborhood 445 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,776 and there was a brother, you would know the brother, right? 446 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,111 - I would know the brother. I would go holla at him. - Exactly. 447 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,238 - You don't mind me using the word brother, do you? - No, brother's cool. 448 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,407 - That's perfect. - How'd it sound coming out of my mouth? 449 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,284 - Sounds great coming out of your mouth. - Coming out of my mouth? 450 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,702 - Sounds cool, yeah. - You didn't mind me saying it? 451 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,788 - No, fuck that. - Okay. 452 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,830 - Brother sounds cool. - Okay. 453 00:21:30,955 --> 00:21:32,792 Brother. 454 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,002 That's what it's come down to. 455 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,754 Excuse me. 456 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:39,256 I'm looking for a woman named Denise. 457 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,134 I think she lives in this neighborhood. I'm pretty sure. 458 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,095 And she's in a wheelchair much like yourself. 459 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:46,763 Ah, yeah. 460 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,725 Denise and me and Stephan Hawking, we hang out all the time, 461 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,394 'cause we all live in the wheelchair neighborhood. 462 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,396 No, I'm sorry. I don't know your friend. 463 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,358 You don't know her? You've never seen anybody rolling around here? 464 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,234 An attractive woman? No? 465 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,029 No. I'm so sorry that I don't know your friend Denise. 466 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,448 - But I've got to get going. - Where you going? 467 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,407 I've got work to do. 468 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,452 You need some-- You need a push? 469 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,954 - No. - I'm a good pusher. 470 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,205 - Yeah, you're pushy all right. - Yeah, I'm pushy. 471 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:14,583 - What's your name? - Larry. 472 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,253 Okay, Larry, if you'll excuse me. 473 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:20,464 I really was enjoying my day until I met you. 474 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,800 What is this? Who are you listening to? 475 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:23,968 You wouldn't know her. 476 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,428 - Her name's Chee-yun. - Hmm. 477 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,770 Thank you. 478 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,147 I'm gonna go over my playlist. 479 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,108 Let us know if you need anything. 480 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:42,695 - Hi. - Hello. 481 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:45,781 - I'm Wendy. - Hi. Um-- 482 00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,157 Jamie. This is Jamie. I'm John. Welcome. 483 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,869 - How are you? - Hi, Jamie. Hi, John. 484 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,496 - Thank you for having us. - Welcome to our home, Larry. 485 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,415 - Thank you so much. - Thanks for bringing a friend. 486 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,584 - I brought my friend Wendy. - Huh. 487 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,295 - Great. - That's great. Welcome. 488 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,840 Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to hear Chee-yun. 489 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,340 Oh hey, any friend of Larry's... 490 00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:06,719 - Thank you. - Any friend of Larry's. 491 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:10,180 You know what? Um, I'll be right back. 492 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,182 All right. Um, yeah. 493 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,227 How did-- How did you two... 494 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,229 Hey, O'Donnell. 495 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,565 Hey, Larry. How are you? 496 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,025 - What's this? - What? 497 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,568 You're going around telling everybody you kicked my ass? 498 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,653 - What about it? - You didn't kick my ass. 499 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,739 I keep hearing from people you kicked my ass. 500 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,574 - I most certainly did, Larry. - No you didn't. 501 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,701 Ln a very crowded restaurant with witnesses. 502 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,078 I don't know where you're getting that interpretation from. 503 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,664 All I had to do was make one more move and you were dead. 504 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,625 That's what they all say-- One more move. 505 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,960 LT was over, Larry. I had you. Boom Boom, you were down. 506 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,130 - Bullshit. - What can I tell you, Larry? Sometimes you're an asshole. 507 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,465 - Oh, I'm an asshole? - Yes. 508 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,050 - Really? - Yes. 509 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,093 Well, assholes don't go out with the disabled, okay? 510 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,970 Check that out. Yeah, she's my date. 511 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,222 - That girl is your date? - That girl is my date. 512 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,515 - Ln the chair? - In the chair. 513 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,559 And let me tell you something: she's not my first. 514 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,853 - Really? - Yeah, I date the disabled. 515 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,897 All right, so you got me on that one. 516 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,941 It doesn't mean you're not an asshole when it comes to checks at restaurants. 517 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,484 Let me tell you something: that was my check, okay? I invited you. 518 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:05,945 You were my guest. It was my pleasure. 519 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,321 That is bullshit. It was my pleasure. 520 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,739 - My pleasure, Rosie. - It was my pleasure. 521 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,659 Listen, who got the bill? I got the bill at the end. 522 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,661 Bottom line. And you want to know something? 523 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,788 Know what I'm doing next week? Know what I'm doing next week? 524 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,623 I'm renting a yacht and I'm calling all our friends 525 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,750 and we're taking a yacht to Catalina. And you're coming. 526 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,711 And I'm footing the whole freaking Bill. 527 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,296 You know what I'm doing? I'm calling your family, 528 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,340 I'm flying them out here first class on a jet, 529 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,801 putting them up in a hotel, taking them out to dinner and you. 530 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,928 - Yeah yeah. - Oh really? How about this? 531 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,597 We are going to get started in just a few minutes. 532 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:37,601 - Please start to make your way into the performance area. - Right this way. 533 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,144 When this is over, you meet me in the parking lot. 534 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,646 - We'll pick this up. - Parking lot. 535 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:42,356 - Yeah, we'll pick it up. - What's the matter? 536 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,025 - O'Donnell twisted my arm. - She twisted your arm? 537 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,944 Yeah, telling everybody that she kicked my ass. 538 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,154 She didn't kick my ass. You think she kicked my ass? 539 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,490 - You were there. - I'd stop messing with her. 540 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,450 - Really? - Yeah. 541 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,494 Why didn't you come with Denise? 542 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,747 Well, Susie threw my BlackBerry into the ocean 543 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,374 so I didn't have Denise's number. 544 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,126 Then I went looking for her and I met Wendy. 545 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,003 Wendy? Who's Wendy? 546 00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,965 Are you kidding me? Denise is here? 547 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:11,010 What? 548 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,053 Fuck. 549 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,891 What's going on with you? All these wheelchair girls. 550 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,685 I met her when I was looking for her. 551 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:22,271 - What are you gonna do? - I don't know. 552 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,481 - What should I do? - I don't know. 553 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,817 Um, enjoy. See you later. 554 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,652 Wow. 555 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,113 - Larry, we should go in. - You sure you want to do this? 556 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,865 That's really funny. 557 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,075 Of course I want to do this. She's my favorite. 558 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,785 Okay. All right. 559 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,079 Uh... 560 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,834 - Just one second. - What are you doing? 561 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,586 One second. I'll be with you in one second. 562 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,629 What? Larry, what the hell is this? 563 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,549 - It's a joke. I'll be right back. - Larry. 564 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,885 - Hey. - What the hell happened? 565 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,595 Where were you? I waited and waited. 566 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,263 Finally I called Information 567 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,432 and got the Fowler's number. What happened? 568 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,976 Somebody threw my BlackBerry in the ocean so I didn't have your number. 569 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,686 - I couldn't get in touch with you. - Really? 570 00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:05,773 Yeah. 571 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,691 What's that ringing? 572 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,651 Oh, I got a new Blackberry. 573 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,403 - Oh, a new one. - Yeah. 574 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:14,531 - Don't you think you should turn it off? - I better turn this off. 575 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,867 - Oh! - God. 576 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,955 Wendy wheelchair? 577 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,878 Hello? 578 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,713 What? 579 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:33,383 You're in the closet? 580 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,805 Hang on. 581 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,059 Uh... 582 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,359 Who the hell is she? 583 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,570 Wendy wheelchair. 584 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,489 Who is she? 585 00:26:55,614 --> 00:27:00,077 Denise handicap. 586 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:03,664 - You son of a bitch. - Prick. 587 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,874 - How dare you!? - Oh! 588 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,470 It's not my fault. 589 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,097 [Denise] bastard. 590 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,558 - Get over here. - Larry, get back here. 591 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:24,434 - You coward. - Can you believe this? 592 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,604 - Running up the stairs. - It was an honest mistake. 593 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,773 We may be disabled, but you're disgusting. 594 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,192 Ladies ladies, it's all right. 595 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,319 I'll take it from here. 596 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,904 Get back here, Larry. 597 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,740 You get back here! 47756

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