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Sorry about that, LD. 15 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:34,488 - What was you doing, anyway? - I actually was opening up 16 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:37,991 one of those vacuum-sealed packaging and I cut myself on it. 17 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,494 Jeff and Susie got me this GPS-- 18 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:42,829 Look at this. Look at this. I can't open those packages. 19 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:46,583 - Bam! There it is. - Why would you manufacture a product that you can't open? 20 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:49,044 LD, I've got an appointment tomorrow at noon 21 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,421 to get my hair and my nails done. 22 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:54,216 - I want you to take me. - At noon? 23 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,843 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, cannot do it. Sorry. 24 00:02:56,968 --> 00:03:00,555 - Why can't you? - I'm supposed to play golf tomorrow. 25 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,806 Well, just move it to another time. 26 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,433 I can't move it to another time. 27 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,143 Can you play before or after? 28 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,895 Well, why don't you drive? 29 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,814 'Cause I have cancer 30 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,982 - and I want you to drive me. - You do have cancer. 31 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,651 Yes, I do. 32 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,736 But how does it affect your driving? 33 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,781 I don't think the doctor would want me to drive, 34 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:20,242 so I would prefer for you to take me. 35 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,910 The doctor didn't say anything about driving. 36 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,246 - LD, I have an appointment at noon. - Should we call the doctor 37 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,248 and maybe ask about the driving? 38 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,500 Just to-- LD, do you know what it feels like 39 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,502 - To have cancer? - I know what it feels like 40 00:03:31,627 --> 00:03:33,672 to be with someone who has cancer. 41 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,298 Ooh, so that's why you should have compassion 42 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,342 and tomorrow at noon take me to my appointment. 43 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,636 - Okay. Okay. - Good. Glad we're clear about that. 44 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,471 Noon tomorrow. 45 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,432 No golf. 46 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,933 I'm going to dinner tonight 47 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:49,479 with Jeff, Susie and Lewis and his new girlfriend. 48 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:53,692 - Do you wanna go? - Any black people gonna be there? 49 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:57,362 - No. - Why would I want to go? 50 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,531 Might be some people with cancer. 51 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,950 No, I-- I don't wanna go. 52 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,327 - Could you just get me another tea? - Sure. 53 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:08,039 - And it's time to make my juice. - I'll be back. 54 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,043 Oh! LD, hold on. 55 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,421 Hey, man, let me talk to you about something real quick. 56 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,380 Hey, I've got a friend named Alton, right. 57 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:19,009 - Who? Alton? - Alton. Alton. 58 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,720 Big "Seinfeld" fan-- Loved the freaking show. 59 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,638 He's a little depressed right now. 60 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,849 Trying to, you know-- maybe you could give him a call on his birthday? 61 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,767 - He's a big "Seinfeld" fan? - Big "Seinfeld" fan! 62 00:04:27,892 --> 00:04:29,728 - Fucking loves the show, man. - Wow. 63 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,688 Got a fine-ass wife. Wife fine as hell-- 64 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:33,607 I don't know why the guy so depressed with a wife that damn fine. 65 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,609 - Really? Really? - Sick fine. I'm talking sick fine. 66 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,277 - Gorgeous? - Sick meaning "good." 67 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,196 - I got it. Yeah. Yeah. - You get that shit, right? 68 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,781 I've never seen the damn show myself, 69 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,407 but he fricking swears by it. 70 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,785 - Well... all right, fine. - You'll give him a call? 71 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,077 - I'll call him later. - If you can give him a fucking call-- 72 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:48,830 Leave the phone number on my dresser. 73 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,707 I'll leave the number for you. He's gonna fucking flip out, 74 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,084 him and his fine-ass fucking wife. 75 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,464 Well, my next guest is, to say the least, 76 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:01,259 a maverick in the field of cancer treatment. 77 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,678 Her newest book is titled "walking out on cancer." 78 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,098 Please say hello to Dr. Karen Trundle. 79 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,642 [Dr. Phil] now, Dr. Trundle, 80 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:12,145 how does somebody walk out on cancer? 81 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:16,358 [Trundle] I do believe that a patient's personal relationships 82 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,401 can contribute to their cancer, 83 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:22,531 just like living next to a toxic waste dump can actually cause cancer. 84 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,533 If I determine that a patient of mine 85 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,452 is in a toxic relationship with their spouse, 86 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,413 I will counsel them to leave that spouse. 87 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,083 When we're talking about a toxic spouse, 88 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,377 we're talking about what? 89 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,671 Well, someone who is impatient, 90 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,339 someone who's obnoxious, 91 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:41,675 someone who is petty and argumentative, 92 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,177 and obsesses over meaningless details 93 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,471 at the expense of a harmonious relationship. 94 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,599 Okay, so you're telling me if you met with a new patient 95 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:53,186 and you saw that they were married to a person like that-- 96 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:57,148 I would counsel them to leave and to never look back. 97 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:00,861 [Dr. Phil chuckles] And that's how they walk out on cancer? 98 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,779 We've got a couple of your patients here-- 99 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,907 Drink it up. You're doing great. 100 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:10,036 Attagirl! Good job! Good job! 101 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,830 - Thanks, LD. - Good job. 102 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,875 Hey, I heard about this great doctor 103 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,795 and I took the liberty of making an appointment for you-- 104 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,214 For us actually, because I have to go too. 105 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,258 So what wrong with the Doctor I've got? 106 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,760 The doctor you have is perfectly fine 107 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,596 but get a second opinion. 108 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,016 - Where'd you find out about this doctor? - A friend of mine. 109 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,434 - A friend of yours? - Mm-hmm. 110 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,144 - Who? - Phil. 111 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,230 - Phil who? - Phil Kreel... ton. 112 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:40,525 Okay, all right. Second opinion. 113 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,152 I'm gonna trust you on this one, LD. 114 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,737 I've got a very good feeling about this doctor, 115 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,488 and when I get a feeling... 116 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,492 - You've got a feeling. - ...I get a feeling. 117 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,287 Thanks for the look out, LD. 118 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:02,172 - Hello? - Oy, Alton, this is Larry David. 119 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:05,759 - Who? Larry? - Larry David from the "Seinfeld" show. 120 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,553 Larry-- Oh, Larry David? 121 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,639 I'm a friend of Leon's. He told me to give you a call. 122 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:12,933 - He said it was your birthday. - Oh, man! 123 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,060 I can believe you're calling me. 124 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,270 - Happy birthday, Alton. - That's amazing. 125 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,856 Man, "Seinfeld" is one of my favorite shows of all time. 126 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:24,152 Oh, great. Anyway, so happy birthday. 127 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,739 - Thank you. - And, you know, Leon said you were a little depressed. 128 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,659 - Yeah. - Although then he said your wife was beautiful, 129 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,036 so I don't know what you have to be depressed about, really. 130 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,664 What-- what do you mean about my wife? 131 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,625 - What? - My W-- why is he talking about my wife? 132 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:42,337 He's not talking about your wife. He just said she was beautiful. 133 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,214 Yeah, okay. Well, I know she's beautiful 134 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,924 but why is Leon telling you that my wife is beautiful? 135 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:48,134 - He's complimenting her. - That's not a compliment! 136 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,053 That's like another man looking at another man's woman. 137 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,430 - He didn't say she was ugly. - I knew it was like that! 138 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,516 I've seen them together at the house talking, 139 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,477 - always laughing. I knew it! - All right, you know what? 140 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,604 - I'm gonna take off. - Yo, is he there?! 141 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,523 - Anyway, it's great talking to you. - Put him on the phone! 142 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,441 Happy birthday and good luck. See you around. 143 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,777 Where you at right now? Tell me where you at! 144 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:17,163 - Hey, I-- I-- - Hey. 145 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,832 - Oh, hey. - Just in time. 146 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:21,835 - We just sat down. - Oh is that Lewis's new girlfriend? 147 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,254 Yeah. Yeah yeah. She's beautiful, huh? 148 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,965 - [Larry] it's not gonna last. - [Jeff] you're not gonna believe this 149 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,341 and you've got to swear to secrecy. 150 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,927 - You swear to secrecy? - Come on I'm a vault. 151 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,971 On the way over here, 152 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,723 she blew him in the car. 153 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,727 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 154 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,730 - Blowjob in the car? - While he's driving. 155 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,773 Wow, how Gentile. 156 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,734 Not gonna get that close to her, I can tell you that. 157 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,820 - Okay okay. - By the way, I don't approve of a blowjob in the car at all. 158 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,322 - Really? - More dangerous than cell phones in my opinion. 159 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,825 - What about handjobs? - Any kind of job is dangerous. 160 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,535 Lt has to affect the driver. I can't deny it. 161 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,370 I think it should be illegal, frankly. 162 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,788 By the way, why do they call it a job? 163 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,332 Ls it so hard? Is it a lot of work? 164 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,126 - Well, tugging, sucking. - Tugging. 165 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,628 It's a lot of work. I wouldn't want to do it. 166 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:09,049 It is a job. No wonder why they don't like it. 167 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,800 Oh, look who finally comes over. 168 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,677 - Hey. Hello. - Hi. Beverly. 169 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,054 Hi. Larry. Hi. 170 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:15,679 Where have you guys been, huh? 171 00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:17,932 - Huh? Oh, you know-- - Just talking, catching up. 172 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,726 - We're sitting here for like an hour... - Yeah, sorry. 173 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,644 - ...There's no bread, the service sucks. - No bread. 174 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,438 Don't you guys want a drink? No drinks. 175 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,399 I'd love a drink. What-- what is that? That looks interesting. 176 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,819 - That drink. - Mmm mmm mmm-- pomegranate surprise. 177 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,905 - Pomegranate juice, blueberry juice. - Uh-huh. 178 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,740 Here, have a try. 179 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:37,118 You're gonna love it-- Antioxidants, tequila. 180 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,412 It's fabulous. Mmm. 181 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:42,290 - Mmm mmm. - [Lewis] look at the salt on that rim. 182 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,583 - Here. Come on, give it a try. - No no. No, thanks. 183 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,753 I think you'll like it - I don't think so. Thank you. 184 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,671 - Take a little sip. - No! No. 185 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:51,758 I don't like to take sips. 186 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,968 I don't. I don't take bites either. 187 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,553 No bites, no sips. Yeah. 188 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:57,679 - Oh, hey, bread. Fabulous. - [Susie] finally 189 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,349 - Look at this. - About time. 190 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,184 I'm starving. 191 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,437 [Susie] thank you, Lar. Very nice of you. 192 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,022 A pleasure. Pleasure. 193 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,732 - I've got the next one, buddy. - Do you? 194 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,651 You going to Michael York's party? 195 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,986 Michael York's party. You know I really love Michael York, 196 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,782 but the guy-- he lives in the boondocks. I'll never find the place. 197 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,742 What about that nav system we gave you? 198 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,494 Great gift, and thank you so much. 199 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,412 I couldn't open-- I couldn't open the package. 200 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,873 - [Susie] what do you mean? - It comes-- it's entombed in this plastic. 201 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:26,583 I was stabbing it with a knife. It's impossible. 202 00:10:26,708 --> 00:10:28,002 There's a tab. You pull the tab. 203 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,046 - No, there was no Tab, Susie. - No perforation? 204 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,883 - No, no perforation-- nothing. - Just get an X-Acto knife 205 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,844 - Or a box cutter, okay? - There you go. 206 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,511 - A box cutter? - [Jeff] yes. 207 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:40,140 Who am I, Mohamed Atta? I gotta buy a box cutter? 208 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,518 - I mean it's crazy. - We're late. We're gonna go see "Last Tango in Paris," 209 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,271 - My favorite film, for the hundredth time. - Oh my, "Last Tango in Paris." 210 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,856 What a piece of crap. 211 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,482 "Put butter up my ass." 212 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,359 I mean, is that supposed to be a movie? 213 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,361 Pretention masquerading as art-- That's what you've got there. 214 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,905 You know nothing about foreign films or anything. It's all about you. 215 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:59,159 - We've gotta go. We're gonna miss the film. - Have you seen it? 216 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,953 - Susie, nice to meet you. - Bye, Beverly. You too. 217 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:05,165 - Oh, Larry. - Ah! 218 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,958 What's the problem with you? 219 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,128 - What? - Since you arrived, 220 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,130 you've just been... weird. 221 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,591 - What? No. - Yeah, I was just so looking forward to meeting-- 222 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,260 - Oh! - I-I'm-- I'm sorry. 223 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:20,847 Holy sh-- 224 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,724 What the fuck did you do? 225 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,767 She wanted you to have a little drink. You wouldn't take it. 226 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,477 She wanted to kiss you goodbye like an aunt in Brooklyn 227 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,230 at a Seder. You can't even do that? 228 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,191 What is she, a leper, for Christ's sake? 229 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,526 - All right, you want to know why? - Yes, I want to know why. 230 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,404 Come on, tell me the truth. Don't lie to me. 231 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,198 - You know, don't lie. - No, 'cause I have-- 232 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,991 Okay, I have a cold sore and I didn't want to kiss her. 233 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,452 - You have a cold sore? - Yeah. 234 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:45,830 And I was-- I was embarrassed. 235 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,000 - So why didn't you tell her? - I was embarrassed. 236 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,752 - I'm sorry. - [Lewis] uh-huh. 237 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,421 I'll never get laid again. 238 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,756 Just tell the whole restaurant. 239 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,847 Larry! 240 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,726 Hey, Larry! 241 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,687 Larry! 242 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,732 - You got X-Acto knives? - Sure, right here. 243 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,610 Oh, okay. Can I see that red one? 244 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,905 - Sure thing. - Jeez, I can't open the vacuum-sealed packaging. 245 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,325 - It's impossible. You can't open it. - Oh yeah. 246 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:23,785 - I'll take this one. - Okay. 247 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,285 Larry. 248 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,828 Why'd you tell Alton I was fucking his wife? 249 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,623 What? Come here. What are you saying? 250 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,208 You told Alton I'm fucking his wife? 251 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,586 No, I said that you said that his wife was beautiful, 252 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,797 and that's all I said. That's all I said. 253 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,340 When you said that shit to him, 254 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,175 that's implying that I'm fucking her. 255 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,886 - Well, just tell him that you're not. - But I am! 256 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,388 - You are? - I'm tapping that ass! 257 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,431 I've been kung-fuing that ass for a while now. 258 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,100 - What is wrong with you? - Said, fucking that ass-- they're the same thing. 259 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,809 Why do you fool around with married women? 260 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,937 - Ass is ass, Larry. - Ass is not ass. 261 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,855 - Ass is fucking ass, Larry. It's what the fuck I do. - No, it's not. 262 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,732 Well, you don't have to tap every ass. 263 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,651 Do you? Do you have to tap every ass? 264 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,152 What the fuck we gonna do right now? 265 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,030 - What do you mean "we"? - Alton's gonna fuck somebody up. 266 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,033 I have nothing to do with this! I'm not tapping anybody! 267 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,910 You're tapping! I'm not tapping! 268 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,912 You are combined in this shit with me now, God damn it. 269 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,081 We are lego. We are a fucking Lego set right now. 270 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,750 We are fucking interlocked together. We fucked her. 271 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,210 Get away from me. Get out of here. 272 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,170 - Fix this shit. Fix it! - I'm not fixing anything. 273 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,673 $10. 274 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,470 First of all, Loretta, I want to say 275 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,889 how sorry I am to hear about your diagnosis, 276 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,809 but I want you to know that we're gonna get you through this... 277 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,811 - Thank you, Dr. Trundle. - ...Without a doubt. 278 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,939 And there's something that's happening tomorrow night. 279 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,442 I'm actually giving a talk on coping strategies... 280 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,111 - You ever do that? - ...For newly-diagnosed patients and I think-- 281 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,989 It's like how horses do it, right? 282 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,658 And I can see why they do it. It feels good. 283 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,370 How long have you all been together? This seems... 284 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,788 It's been about a-- 285 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,623 ...Like a fairly new relationship. 286 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,876 - It's been about a year now. - About a year? 287 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,711 How-- how would you describe these artifacts? 288 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,254 What is it exactly? 289 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,881 - That's African art. - African? 290 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,551 - Really? Hey-- African. - Yes. 291 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,636 What, I'm supposed to have a connection to her 'cause I'm black? 292 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,514 Duh! 293 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,352 Mr. David, please have a seat, 294 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,604 - So I can just finish up the history here. - Sure. Okay, sure. 295 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:19,067 So are you all in what you would call 296 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,819 a happy, healthy, committed relationship? 297 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,614 A happy and a healthy New Year to you. 298 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,825 A happy and a healthy-- - no, we're talking about our relationship right now. 299 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:31,829 - Okay, yes. - We-- we get along most of the time. 300 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,873 Who's this guy? Is that your husband? 301 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,710 - Yes. - Oy, he's got some healthy head of hair, this one. 302 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,630 Yes, he was blessed follicly, yes. 303 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,716 Oh, he was blessed. So, what? I'm unblessed. Is that what you're saying? 304 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,259 No, I wasn't referring to you at all. 305 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,844 Bald people are not blessed? 306 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,262 This has nothing to do with you. 307 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,932 We don't belong on the same planet as the blessed hairs? 308 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,352 Now, as I was saying, the type of relationship that you have, 309 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,479 do you feel that your relationship is... 310 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,357 - [Larry] ooh. - ...In a comfortable, easy place? 311 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,150 We have differences and things like that... 312 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,277 - [Larry] oh yeah. - ...But overall we get along pretty good. 313 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,029 You know, the cancer, how much-- 314 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,369 - You remember that commercial? - No. 315 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,204 - Ever see that one? - I have a great idea: 316 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,289 There are some great magazines right outside. 317 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,834 - Right, since he can't focus. - I would like to discuss with Loretta 318 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,545 some very intimate, personal things that, as a woman, 319 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,964 in terms of self-image, I think would be better discussed... 320 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,133 - That would so work for me too. - ...Just in our company. 321 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,427 Yeah, maybe you'll find a magazine out there 322 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,262 - That'll work for you. - I understand. 323 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,847 - All right. Thank you. - Discuss, you two, you sit, you talk. 324 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,932 You'll have coffee. You'll discuss. 325 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,017 Discuss. You'll talk. You'll do this. You'll do that. 326 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,563 - Have some girl time. - You enjoy yourselves, have a good discussion. 327 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,606 I'll be out there. You'll be here. 328 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,608 We'll talk-- lat. 329 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:50,783 You're gonna need to hear something very difficult right now. 330 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,710 - 6:00. - Ah. Mr. Trundle? 331 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,464 - Yeah. - I saw your picture on your wife's desk. 332 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,675 Oh, right. Take care then. 333 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,136 - Okay. - All right. 334 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,389 Larry? 335 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:17,351 Larry David. Dean. Dean Weinstock. 336 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,604 - Oh my God. Hey. - Yeah, used to be your next-door neighbor. 337 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,273 - Yeah. Hey. - Hey, man. It is so good to see you. 338 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,025 Hey hey. 339 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,860 - Whoa! - Oh, Christ! 340 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,530 - Oh my God. - These are-- are broken. 341 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,240 - Oh, dear. - Thank you. 342 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,701 - Oh, man. - It is just so good to see you, man. 343 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,578 - That's awesome. - Good to see you. 344 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,580 - It's great. - I'm sorry about your glasses. 345 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,540 Don't worry about it. I'll send you a bill. 346 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,668 Tell me, how's Cheryl? How's-- Where'd you guys move to? 347 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,713 Wha-- what-- you'll what? You'll send me a bill? 348 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,133 - Is that what you said? - Yeah, these are-- I don't think these can be fixed. 349 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,135 - Wait a second. - Yeah? 350 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,472 - You're gonna send me a bill? - Just for the glasses. 351 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,099 - Why? - 'Cause they're like $219. 352 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,269 I-- I didn't break your glasses. 353 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,438 It was the hug that broke 'em. It wasn't you specifically... 354 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,523 - Okay, yeah. - ...But you were the one who instigated the hug. 355 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,067 I didn't inst-- I instigated the hug? 356 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,027 Yeah, I came in for like a shake-- 357 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,613 No, I came in for a shake and then I saw you make a move for the hug, 358 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,367 - So I went in. - I kinda remember I said the "hey." 359 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,577 I think you're mistaking my "hey" for a hug. 360 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,246 Even if I did initiate the hug... 361 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,164 - Yes? Yeah? - ...Which I didn't, 362 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,042 that still doesn't make me responsible for your glasses. 363 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,002 They're your glasses. They're around your neck. 364 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,672 With all due respect, I feel like you didn't recognize me 365 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,090 then I did the "hey," then I did the shake, 366 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,552 then you came in and, because you were so embarrassed 367 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:36,305 and so mortified that you did not recognize me, 368 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,349 you overcompensated by a superstrong hug 369 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,810 - That broke my glasses. - Okay, that's an incredibly idiotic theory. 370 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,436 I think, because you're a needy person, 371 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,438 you wanted me to like you, so you hugged me. 372 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,107 First of all, I'm not a needy person. 373 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,984 Okay? That's number one. I have no needs at all, okay? 374 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,988 I wasn't overcompensating. I don't like you. Why would I want to hug you? 375 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,073 - All right. - I'm not paying for your glasses. 376 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,032 I'm not asking you to pay for the glasses. 377 00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:58,619 I'm asking you to replace these glasses that you broke. 378 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,789 I'm still paying for them even if I replace them, 379 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,541 am I not? What's the difference? 380 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,417 I don't know if you know an optometrist. I don't know. 381 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,753 - No, I don't know any optometrists. - Well, I didn't think you did 382 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:10,047 so, in that case, that's why I'm invoicing you. 383 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,425 Okay, you send me the invoice. I'm going to rip it up into tiny little pieces 384 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,970 - And I might even pee on it. - Why-- why are we fighting in here? 385 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,681 We're fighting because you're a moron. That's why we're fighting. 386 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,601 You know I have cancer, right? 387 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,145 You know that's why I'm here. 388 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,607 I don't want to have a fight with you. 389 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,192 Ln fact, my doctor said to not have any fights at all. 390 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,904 Okay, I'll-- 391 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,075 I'll pay for the glasses. 392 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,994 You'll replace the glasses. 393 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,373 I'll pay for the glasses. 394 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,959 I appreciate you accepting responsibility. 395 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,503 Lt Feels good, right? 396 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,474 I got a pretty good vibe from that doctor. 397 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,602 Pretty pretty 398 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,521 pretty pretty good. 399 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,981 Yeah, she's pretty smart. 400 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,233 Yeah. Yeah, what did you guys Talkabout? 401 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,820 She told me there's certain things I've got to do to make sure I get well. 402 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,696 Well, you got to do 'em, you've got to do 'em. 403 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,407 - Yeah. - If that's what she said, 404 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,284 you've got to listen to the doctor. 405 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,703 Because without your health, you're nothing. 406 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,830 Some people are nothing even with health. 407 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,832 I fall into that category sometimes. 408 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,876 A nothing-- a big nothing-- and I have health. 409 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,629 I would like to go to her lecture tomorrow. 410 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,340 You know what? I'll drive you. How about that? 411 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,474 What can I do for you? 412 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,309 You killed another relationship. 413 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,770 - I did? - That's right, and a very special one, too. 414 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,814 This is maybe the most special one I ever had. 415 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,857 Really? The last one was special. 416 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,275 I made a mistake on that one. 417 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,652 There have been quite a few special girls. 418 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,778 I've made mistakes. Not this one. 419 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:56,779 This one's more special? 420 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,364 This is the most special. 421 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,157 - No question about it? - No question about it. 422 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,202 Ls she the most special out of all the special girls you've taken out? 423 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,204 - I think she might be. - Really? 424 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,248 That's right, and she needs an apology. 425 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,125 Okay? So come on. 426 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,961 What do you want me to say? 427 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,964 I don't-- tell her the truth-- you know, the thing. 428 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,800 - Okay, fine. - Thank you. 429 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,053 You'd better get me out of this. 430 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,057 Hey, Beverly. I-- honestly, 431 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,978 I am so sorry about what happened in the restaurant 432 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,105 but, um-- 433 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,065 - What's wrong? - Would you back up, please? 434 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,651 You're right on my neck here. Just back up a little bit. 435 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,820 - You're breathing down my neck. - Sorry, I'm-- 436 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,530 Anyway, I'm really sorry. 437 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,490 About not kissing you in the restaurant. That was bad. 438 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:45,327 But Jeff told me that you gave Lewis a blowjob in the car 439 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,288 before you got to the restaurant, so that's why-- 440 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,958 - What?! Jeff said-- Jeff said what? - What did you say? 441 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,711 Blowjob? What the fuck are you talking about? 442 00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,880 What is this? What, am I in grade three or something? 443 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,882 Look, I haven't had a blowjob in about five years, 444 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,884 - So I was excited, so it slipped out. - I know! I can tell! 445 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,219 You're not gonna have one for another fucking five years! 446 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,766 Why the fuck would you do something like that, huh? 447 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,018 - What? You told me to tell the truth. - Are you fucking crazy? 448 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,436 - Tell the truth? - Yeah. 449 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,354 I thought the truth was that you had a cold sore 450 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,148 for Christ's' sake! That's what the truth would have been! 451 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,192 What? No no no. I made up the cold sore 452 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,984 'cause I didn't want to kiss her! Anyway, you went like this! 453 00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:20,613 That's the sign for blowjob. That's a blowjob sign. 454 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,656 - No, it's cold sore. It's "I'm choking." - That's cold sore? 455 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,742 That's an I'm-eating-corn-on-the-cob thing. 456 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,702 That's a blowjob, buddy, where I come from. Yeah. 457 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:29,121 Why couldn't you just kiss her goodbye like a human being? 458 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,916 Kiss her goodbye? She's got your semen on her lips. I'm not gonna kiss her. 459 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,710 - She had my semen on her lips. - Yes! Yeah, secondhand semen. 460 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,629 You can't be a homosexual by proxy. 461 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,672 It's probably in the fucking Constitution. 462 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,132 I think you can be gay by proxy. 463 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,551 - Christ. - Anyway, sorry. 464 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,053 How am I going to get home by the way? 465 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,013 Eh, you take a bus. 466 00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:52,811 Can I tell you something? I'm very excited about this lecture. 467 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,605 - Why? - Come on. 468 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:57,233 How often do you get to listen to somebody this smart? 469 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,984 Not even smart, brilliant. She's brilliant. 470 00:22:00,109 --> 00:22:01,821 I get it. You were impressed. Okay? 471 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,824 Enough with the Dr. Trundle and the brilliance. 472 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:07,660 I get your point, okay? 473 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,621 Hey, Dr. Trundle's husband. 474 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,541 Yeah. I remember him from the picture. 475 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,627 Yeah, right. Yeah, I saw him yesterday in the reception area. 476 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,588 - Really? - Yeah. He's probably on his way to the lecture. 477 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:20,798 Yeah. 478 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,051 Is that Dr. Trundle?! 479 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,345 Go-- it-- 480 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,055 LD, is she giving him a blowjob?! 481 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,766 - That's what it looks like. - Oh my gosh! 482 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,726 - Wow. - [Loretta] oh no. 483 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:35,563 Oh, no no no no no no no no no, LD. 484 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,648 - I want you to turn this car around. - What? 485 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,900 - Turn the car around! - So what? So she's giving him a blowjob. 486 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,734 - What's the big deal? - No no no! I can't trust a woman like that 487 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,571 to cure my cancer, doing something like that in the car! 488 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,575 - Are you kidding me? - She must've been doing it for therapeutic reasons. 489 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,536 - I want you to take me home, LD. - The lecture! 490 00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:53,830 LD, turn this car around. 491 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,758 - Hi. - Hi. 492 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:08,137 Could you please give this to Dean Weinstock? He's a patient here. 493 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,432 - Sure. Okay. - It's a check for his glasses. 494 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,726 - Mr. David. - Hello. 495 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,686 Hi, what a surprise. 496 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,063 - You here alone? - Yeah. 497 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:21,650 I would love to talk to you. Do you have a minute? 498 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,446 - Sure. - Great. We'll go back to my office. 499 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,407 - Melissa, would you hold all the calls, please? - Sure, Dr. Trundle. 500 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:29,909 This way. 501 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:32,912 Come on in. 502 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,665 I wanted to tell you how disappointed I was 503 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,169 that you and Loretta were not at the lecture yesterday. 504 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:43,130 And I think the reason that you weren't there 505 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,757 was because you recognized 506 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:48,052 that I am going to recommend that she leave the relationship. 507 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,095 That terrifies you and that's why 508 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,638 you didn't want her to be there. 509 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,642 No no, that's the furthest thing from the truth. 510 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,769 I have a lot of experience with this, 511 00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:59,480 and I find that men often have this reaction. 512 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,398 It's certainly understandable. It's very threatening. 513 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:04,193 But the fact is we're talking about a woman's life 514 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,570 and I'm saying something that you just don't want to hear. 515 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,240 It's not true. I reject your hypothesis. 516 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,992 Why didn't she come to the lecture? 517 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,578 - You really want to know why? - Of course I do. 518 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,705 Okay, I'm going to tell you. 519 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:20,626 We were driving to the lecture, we were on our way... 520 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,711 - Mm-hmm. - ...And then 521 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,756 I noticed your husband in the car ahead of us. 522 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,551 Then you picked your head up off of his lap 523 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:34,306 and Loretta decided that she didn't want anything to do 524 00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:37,518 with a doctor who would, you know, do that. 525 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,311 Who would do what? 526 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,105 Come on. 527 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,732 Oh my God. 528 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,234 My husband was driving the car, 529 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,070 and yes, I dropped my cell phone on his side of the car, 530 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:49,446 and I was looking for the cell phone. 531 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,949 An awful long time to look for the cell phone. 532 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:55,119 You are so ridiculous. You are so juvenile. 533 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,954 - I don't know. - You are exactly the kind of man 534 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,289 - I'm talking about in this book. - Me?! 535 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:00,708 Yes. You are a tiny, 536 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,585 little, insecure, infantile mind 537 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,170 of about a 12-year-old! 538 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:07,631 - I think you blew him. - Oh my God! 539 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,883 You think I blew him? 540 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,803 You have nothing better in your mind than that?! 541 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:15,472 You're out of control! Get him out of my office! 542 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,694 Oh shit. Oh shit. 543 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,738 - My shoes are in there. - Alton's here! 544 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:34,074 - What? - Alton's at the front door! 545 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:37,744 You brought his wife here? You idiot! 546 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,957 - I know, man. I'm sorry. - You see? 547 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,376 - I'm sorry. - Nothing, right? She's not here. See? 548 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:47,046 I didn't-- I didn't mean to run up all in here 549 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:49,715 yeah, you come up here, rushing up here to a white man's house-- 550 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,301 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just forgive me. 551 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:54,053 - I'm-- - All right, brother. 552 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,597 - Boy! Shit. - I'll see you next week though, okay? 553 00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:58,640 - All right. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 554 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:07,733 It's okay. He's gone. 555 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,027 Thank God. 556 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:15,907 What the hell?! 557 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,246 Okay. Now come on. Get in the car. Get in the car. 558 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,582 We getting the hell out of here and we ain't never coming back. 559 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,167 You got me twisted, LD, okay? 560 00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:28,128 Give your ass a little bit of a taste of chocolate, 561 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,630 and next thing you know, you cheating on me?! 562 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,757 That's right. I saw your ass, 563 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:35,219 you cheating, no-good, bald-headed motherfucker! I'm out! 564 00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:40,015 Fuck you, Larry David! That's some bullshit! 565 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,813 Somebody got on your ass. What happened? 566 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,690 They're gone. We had a big fight. 567 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,818 They're not coming back. 568 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,778 - What? - Yeah. 569 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,071 - Huh. - How do you like that? 570 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,990 That's some shit right there. Mmm. 571 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,284 So, um... 572 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,703 I guess this means you'll be... 573 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:05,124 Going upstairs, eat this fucking Chinese food... 574 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,251 In my fucking room. 575 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:18,846 Hey, Lewis, it's me. 576 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,681 I'm on my way to Michael York's. 577 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,307 Maybe I'll see you there. 578 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,768 Otherwise, I'll talk to you tomorrow. 579 00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,271 Okay, bye. 580 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,107 Holy shit. 581 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,361 Oh my God. 582 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,827 Jeff?! 583 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:43,453 - Jesus Christ! - Larry! 584 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,746 - What the hell? - Whoa! 585 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,498 I can't believe it. 586 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,208 - What are we going to do? - Oy I can't believe this! 587 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,752 - What the-- Jeez! - All right! Enough! 588 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,421 She was giving you a blowjob?! 589 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:53,797 Okay, yeah, we know what it is. 590 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,048 - Jesus Christ! - All right, stop it! 591 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:56,884 - Larry... - I'm stuck. I'm stuck. 592 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,635 - I can't get the seat belt off. - ...Can you help us? 593 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,804 - I bought an X-Acto knife! - An X-Acto knife! 594 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,556 - It's in the car! - Go get it! Go get it! 595 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,641 - Great! Go get it! Yeah! - I'll cut the seat belt! 596 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:07,519 - [Susie] hurry! - I told you those blowjobs were dangerous. 597 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,438 - Come on! - Get the fucking knife! 598 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:12,191 Fuck! 599 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,859 [Susie] Oh, Jeff, I can't move! 600 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:19,865 - Hurry! - No! 601 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:22,659 - [Jeff] come on! - [Susie] get it! 602 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,953 [Susie] get the fucking knife! 603 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:28,457 - [Jeff] Oh, come on! - [Susie] what the fuck is taking so long? 604 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:30,667 [Jeff] come on! 605 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,087 [Susie] oh my God, I smell gas! 49699

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