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[Larry] It's a mystery to me.
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How could you have lived
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with that maniac for that long?
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- I don't know.
- Huh?
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- I don't know.
- How did you do it?
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'Cause, you know,
I'm not that guy anymore.
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- No?
- No.
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Honestly, you don't look
like that guy anymore.
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I... Look! Look how much
I've changed.
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Look. D-did I ever dress like this?
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- No. Your shirt's tucked in.
- Huh? I'm tucking in.
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- You've got real shoes on.
- Shoes, slacks.
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You look like a real person.
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Not an eighth-grader with silly shoes.
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I used to walk around in
sneakers like an eighth-grader.
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Yeah. I have to say
I-I love the new Larry.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- You know what I wanna do?
- Hmm?
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I wanna travel with you.
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A little traveling in Europe maybe
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you know, bicycles, all that
stuff you wanted to do
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that y-you used to ask me about
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and, "No, no,
I don't wanna do that.
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There's no golf courses nearby."
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I don't give a shit about golf anymore.
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I just wanna be with you.
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A-and you know what else, and-and I know
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you love scuba diving.
I never did that with you.
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You always wanted to go
scuba diving with me.
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You know, I-I, you know,
I can't see underwater
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uh, 'cause, you know--
But whatever.
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I'll-I'll feel around for
the fish, you know.
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Well, it seems like you've done
a lot of reflecting and...
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I'm a completely changed man.
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The only vestige of my old self
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is that I've still got the
good breath, you know.
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That's the thing you're keeping?
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The new Larry's keeping the minty
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the minty breath, yeah.
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The old Larry y-you're getting rid of?
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He's over. He's over.
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You know, and he, he
hated your sister...
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He did?
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You know what?
Forget that Larry.
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He's dead. He's dead.
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He's completely dead.
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Anyway... it's really good to see you.
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It is good to see you too.
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It's very impressive that you're...
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- Really?
- That you're trying. It is.
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- I really am trying.
- I know. I-I can see that.
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- I really am.
- I know.
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Hey... let's go to the
movies tomorrow night.
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Movies, dinner.
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Come on, I'll take you out to dinner.
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Um, I would love to go to
the movies and dinner.
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Really?
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Let me just talk to my therapist
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and see what she has to say first.
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I just want to make sure she
feels good about that.
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I'll call my therapist
and see what she says.
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- And I'll call you.
- Great.
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Hey, how much are we supposed to
tip the bartender, by the way?
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Don't they make too much money?
I mean, everybody buys a drink.
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They get, what, 20% of every drink?
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- That's insane, isn't it?
- Well, they work really hard.
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Yeah.
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I know, I know.
That's... It's good.
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No, they're on their feet
all night, so whatever.
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Whatever they make, good
for them. You know.
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They work hard, you know.
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[Larry] It could not have gone better.
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It was amazing.
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I showed up in...
You know, I-I was tucked in.
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I had shoes on, she always...
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You know, she never
likes the way I dress
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but um, she noticed the tucked-in
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and she was very impressed with that.
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And I looked like a man, you know?
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This is great, great stuff.
It's great progress.
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- Yeah.
- Um, I have to say.
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It's not surprising, um...
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...because I'd like to think
I know what I'm doing.
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And, oh I said, and I was
talking about the future.
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If we get back together,
what I want to do
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I want to travel with her,
you know, on bicycles.
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Traveling in bi... Scuba diving...
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In a zillion years would I go...
But, I-I, you know what?
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I would do it with her.
I really would.
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Be enthusiastic, but don't make
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any specific promises
that you can't fulfill.
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That's my own personal advice.
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Jeez, I said a lot of stuff last night.
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Let's deal with that when it arises.
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Uh, I might be bicycling in
France in a couple of months.
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Again, let's focus on,
on the next stage.
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Well, here's the thing,
I asked her
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to go to the movies tonight, okay?
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And the therapist gave
her the green light
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so we're going to dinner,
you know, and a movie.
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Or a movie and a dinner,
depending on the starting time.
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Sometimes it works out you
go to a dinner and a movie.
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Sometimes it's better to
have dinner after the movie
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so you have something to talk about.
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Movie, dinner, let's not
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let's not even waste time
talking about that.
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- Movie, dinner.
- Movie, dinner.
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So y-you take her to a movie.
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After you do the movie, just reach over
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grab her hand, hold it tenderly
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and tell her, "I love you."
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Really?
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Whisper into her ear, "I love you."
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At that point, she's feeling vulnerable.
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And then at dinner
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that's when you have to up the stakes.
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That's when you have to tell her
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you want her to move back in with you
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and she has until Monday to decide or...
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That's it.
It works. That's all I can say.
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Wo-wow. Wow.
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Whatever she-she might
not like it at first
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but there's one thing she
won't be able to say
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is that the guy who just
said that is a pussy.
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No one likes a pussy.
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What, you're getting a
lot of pussy from me?
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Not an amount
that is not manageable.
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That's why we have to say
"Monday is the cutoff point.
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"Either we're back on, move back in
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or Monday..."
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Okay okay. I think I got it.
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Although I gotta say, being a pussy
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really wasn't my problem w-with her.
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It was more the fact that I
was selfish and kind of--
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We-we have to stop.
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Oh, okay.
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Huh, I thought I had, uh...
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We have to stop.
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- Go... Sling it home.
- Alright.
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- Go get 'em.
- Okay.
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I love you.
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[Cheryl] I gotta tell ya,
New Larry is really working for me.
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Let me tell you something, okay?
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New Larry can really make you happy.
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I really can. I know I can.
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Just the idea of you
wanting me to be happy
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is... amazing.
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N-not just happy but
really, like, delirious.
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{\an8}- Do you want-- Delirious.
- Delirious?
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{\an8}- Hi.
- What a surprise!
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Is this what I think it is?
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- Well, we're-we're just--
- Having dinner.
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- Having dinner, talking.
- This is one great picture.
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I love it!
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It's good to see you guys.
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Hey, can I ask you for a quick favor?
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Nan's dad, Dan, has Alzheimer's.
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- Really? Oh!
- Ugh!
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We're having a 5-mile
Walkathon at Venice Beach.
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I need you to sponsor me.
Jeff's doing it.
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Fifty dollars a mile, 250 bucks.
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- So you want me to sponsor you?
- Yeah, sure. 250 bucks.
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"Larry David" right there, pal.
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It's worth it, only, you don't
know what Alzheimer's is.
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- He's got it bad. Yeah.
- Really?
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W-What ha... What does he do?
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He runs around the house all day naked
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chasing himself, playing tag.
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- It's awful.
- Really, truly?
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He screams at the cat
'cause she didn't vote.
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Every time he farts, he
calls the fire department.
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Just sign it, please, $250.
Don't make me beg you.
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- You know, uh...
- It is a great cause.
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- Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- That's great.
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Of course.
It's a damn good cause.
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- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
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- Yeah.
- There you go, 250 bucks.
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- Thank you, Larry.
- Great to see you two again.
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- It's good to see you guys.
- Thanks.
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That's so nice of you to sponsor him.
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Come on, what is it, $250?
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I know, but I feel like
usually you would complain
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or, I don't know, give
him a hard time, but...
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- Old Larry.
- I know.
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I feel like you are a different person.
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Honey, I am a different person.
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I am so different.
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Listen...
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I want you to move back in with me.
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You have till M-Monday to decide.
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Monday?
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Yeah, Monday.
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Then the offer's off the table.
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You're giving me an ultimatum?
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- W-What? N-no... Oh, okay.
- Oh, my God. You know what?
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You don't have to wait till Monday.
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- Guess what, the answer is no.
- Okay... There's no ultimatum.
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You're never going to change, Larry.
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- Ta-take your time!
- You obviously have--
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Take-take a month! I don't care!
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- Don't call me. Please, ever.
- What? Uhh... No!
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Hey, Cheryl!
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Cheryl.
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Cheryl, the therapist
told me to say that.
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- Oh, really?
- I want you to move in.
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- I do love you.
- You know what, Larry?
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I thought the new Larry didn't lie.
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- I-I'm not lying.
- Oh, really?
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The therapist said that!
He gave me the deadline.
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I'm so stupid.
I was actually believing you.
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No, believe me, that was all true
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except for the deadline part.
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The therapist told me to say that!
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Cheryl!
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He put the deadline!
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Oh.
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You ruined my life.
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You ruined my life, okay?
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- Okay.
- Give her an ultimatum?
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- Whoa, okay.
- What the fuck was that?
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- I was this close, this close!
- Larry, y-you're angry.
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She's gone.
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It's a setback. It's a setback.
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I told you she wasn't bothered
by the high pussy percentage.
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- But you didn't listen to me.
- We ran out of time.
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I had to see someone else
who was, uh, suicidal.
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You know what we're gonna do now,
we're gonna go to her house
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and you're gonna tell her that
the whole thing was your idea.
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Okay, we'll have a sess...
Let's have a session.
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No, I don't wanna have a session.
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You're gonna tell her that you told me
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to give her that stupid ultimatum!
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Larry?
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Sorry for popping in on
you like this, um...
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- Hello, I'm Dr. Bright.
- This is my therapist.
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- Hi, I'm Cheryl.
- Could we come in?
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And talk to you or just a few minutes?
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- Larry...
- Huh? It won't take long.
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I guess so. Come on in.
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Thanks.
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Wow.
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You're on the ocean?
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- Yeah.
- Wow, this is...
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These places are expensive
on the water, aren't they?
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00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,096
Uh, my therapist said that...
246
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,223
...I should do something nice for myself
247
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,975
sort of a love-me gift.
248
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,559
And I decided, you know what?
249
00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,062
I've always wanted to live on the beach.
250
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,939
I can do it now, so...
251
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,025
- Very good advice.
- Yeah.
252
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,403
- Oh, you think so?
- Mm.
253
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,198
I don't remember you telling
me to get any love-me gifts.
254
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,949
We were moving on to that at some point.
255
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,784
- Oh, really?
- We would've arrived at that.
256
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,119
Interesting.
257
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:46,581
So what do you guys need to tell me?
258
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,666
- Go ahead, Bright.
- Okay.
259
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:52,420
I gave Larry some flawed advice.
260
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,297
I told Larry to give you an ultimatum.
261
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,050
- He told me to say that!
- You told him to say that?
262
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,551
I-I, yeah, because I didn't...
263
00:11:58,676 --> 00:11:59,928
Because the picture that
was painted of you
264
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,429
was not the person
I'm seeing, well...
265
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:03,848
- You know, not... No, No, no.
- What?
266
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,851
- I-I mean that you--
- What, what does that mean?
267
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,520
Uh, I think... I don't know.
I just had a...
268
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,022
- It means nothing.
- What did you think?
269
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,649
I-I thought maybe you
were the kind of person
270
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,693
who would like an ultimatum.
And you're not, clearly.
271
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,111
What kind of picture are
you painting of me?
272
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,739
Uh, just a-a loving, a loving portrayal.
273
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,200
Exactly, it was lo... It was
a deeply loving portrayal.
274
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,035
W-What have I been saying about her?
275
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,288
Well, you didn't describe
her, like, physically
276
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,915
which I... So I didn't know
what she looked like.
277
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,250
And that's why
I'm just saying whoo!
278
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,458
You know, I'm just impressed.
279
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:34,337
Why would it matter what
somebody looks like physically.
280
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,672
- Because--
- What kind of advice--
281
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:39,300
You know, you get the
face you deserve, right?
282
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,844
- The-the face tells a story.
- Alright, alright.
283
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,138
The point is, y-you get
an idea of the person
284
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,307
who I-I've been listening to here, huh?
285
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,767
I-is it coming through to you?
286
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,270
So you told Larry to
give me an ultimatum.
287
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,063
Fine, okay, now I know that, so...
288
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,982
- Okay?
- He's to blame for the--
289
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,067
I'm 90% to blame for everything.
290
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,945
Ninety? I think 100%,100% to blame.
291
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,364
Well, I'm-I'm taking the lion's
share, I'm just saying--
292
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,866
No, take more than the lion's
share. Take the whole share.
293
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,327
- Take it all.
- Okay, I'm... Alright.
294
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,787
Okay. Yeah, no, that's fair.
295
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,747
I-I, Yeah, I'm 100% to blame.
296
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,458
I told Larry to do the, to hold
your hand, to say "I love you."
297
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,837
- The new Larry, it's all me.
- Alright, no, no, no.
298
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,506
- Y-you didn't-- No! What?
- The new Larry is you?
299
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,924
- What did you say?
- I just said you--
300
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,759
You're not responsible
for the new Larry!
301
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,761
I'm the new...
You didn't make New Larry!
302
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,679
You told me to take 100%.
303
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:26,723
I invented New Larry, not you.
304
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,182
What about tuck in the
T-shirt?
305
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,892
The T... what do you mean,
you didn't tell me--
306
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,936
- You told me to tuck in--
- Alright.
307
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,438
I understand what you're saying.
308
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,773
I'm gonna to talk to
Dr. Slavin and...
309
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,525
...figure it out, so, so thanks.
310
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,277
Alright. Okay.
311
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,070
Alright, thanks for coming,
I guess.
312
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,447
Why are you taking credit for New Larry?
313
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,865
I laid the foundation for New Larry.
314
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,701
Bullshit you laid foundation!
You didn't do shit!
315
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,164
You're a moron. How could
you suggest such a thing?
316
00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:54,667
It's not an exact science, this,
and I... I mean, and I...
317
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,462
Clearly! I mean, that is unbelievable.
318
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,965
And the thing about it is that...
319
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,552
...she doesn't make a
move now in her life
320
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,096
u-unless her therapist tells her.
321
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,015
But the therapist doesn't
know anything about me.
322
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,768
- I-I'm not represented there.
- No, you're not.
323
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,645
If the therapist knew me...
324
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:18,316
Okay? if the therapist thought
I was a terrific guy.
325
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,817
There'd be a counterargument to it.
326
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,236
Right. How do you get to her?
327
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,038
I got it. Let's go. Come on.
328
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,665
- Come on, Bright!
- Yeah, okay.
329
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:39,337
So you jump out, you grab
the therapist's purse.
330
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:44,258
Then I come outta nowhere,
I tackle you, take you down
331
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,094
get the purse from you.
332
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,845
You run off, you get yourself
333
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,556
a cup of coffee, a piece of pizza.
334
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:54,852
And I return the handbag
and I'm like a...
335
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,188
...a-a god, you know.
336
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,023
I'll do that shit.
337
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,942
- Yeah. Yeah.
- I'll do it. What the fuck?
338
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,568
Yeah, you're my
motherfucking man, Larry.
339
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,904
Is he the greatest?
Are you the greatest, man?
340
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,489
- Yo, what's up?
- You are the greatest.
341
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,574
That's how we do it, yo.
That's how we fucking do it.
342
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,368
I walk by,
I grab the fucking purse.
343
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,245
I run down the street,
Larry pops the fuck out
344
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,122
tackles me, tries to get the purse back.
345
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,624
I fuck Larry up,
I keep on rolling.
346
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,251
You...
347
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,836
Somebody gotta get fucked
up, Larry, right?
348
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,046
Well, you don't need... W-What're
you saying, fuck me up, what--
349
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,673
When you tackle me,
I ain't gonna look
350
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,550
like a fucking bitch and
shit, let you fuck me up.
351
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,136
No. I tackle you, and then
you run away. You run away.
352
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,804
The more fucked up you
are, the more of a hero
353
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,055
you gonna look like, man,
I'mma break
354
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,974
your fucking teeth, your
glasses or something.
355
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,393
Leon, I don't need to look
like that much of a hero.
356
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,769
Just stopping you and giving
her her purse back's--
357
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,020
There's no way in hell, man.
358
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,647
You can't do that shit half-speed.
359
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,482
It's not realistic, Larry,
if I don't fuck you up--
360
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,860
- Hey y'all.
- Hey who's this?
361
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,445
Hello, I'm Dr. Bright.
362
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,489
That's the... my therapist
I was telling you about, he--
363
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,283
- Oh, this Mr. Ultimatum?
- Yeah.
364
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:53,619
Yo, man, that idea you
came up with was awful.
365
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,164
So what's going on LD?
366
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,624
Nothin'. Nothin' really.
367
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,919
What's happening?
What's happening, Leon?
368
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,839
Larry want me to mug somebody,
so... I'mma mug somebody.
369
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,174
Yeah, but it's a pretend
mugging. It's fake.
370
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,259
- It's not real.
- Pretend! It's all for fun!
371
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,511
I-I know you not going along with that.
372
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,347
A-ain't nobody gonna get hurt,
I'mma grab the fucking purse
373
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,932
Larry's going to jump out
and try to stop me.
374
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,559
- I'mma fuck Larry up--
- What do you mean, fuck...
375
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,186
- You're not gonna fuck me up!
- Leon!
376
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,439
You fucked up!
You done lost your mind, Leon.
377
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,446
He's not doin' it!
378
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:32,158
You know what? This pasty-ass
motherfucker got you into it.
379
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,243
Have him get your ass out of it.
380
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,583
She's right.
381
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,628
I'll do it. Eh... fuck it.
382
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,093
There's her therapist.
383
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,346
Okay, okay, that's her.
You see her?
384
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:54,764
Yeah, okay. Alright, let's go.
385
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,349
W-What're you doing?
What is this?
386
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,350
You look like a rapist
with that thing on.
387
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,018
G-g-get... No!
You don't need that.
388
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,811
You know what to do, you know
what'd work, put the hood up.
389
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,439
- A hood that's not a cliche?
- It's a cliche!
390
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,732
- Put the hood up!
- Okay, alright.
391
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,484
Alright, good. What?
392
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,859
I've changed my mind.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
393
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:09,278
Are you crazy?
You can't change your mind!
394
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,113
I can't do it, I can't...
As a psychotherapist--
395
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,532
- Go do it!
- G-give me your bag!
396
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,618
I'm mugging you!
I'm mugging you!
397
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,161
I got it! I got it!
398
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,040
Oh, my God.
399
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:24,835
Oh, my God! Oh! Oh!
400
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,547
- Now run! You'd better run!
- Thank you.
401
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,757
Oh, my--
402
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,302
- Here you are.
- Thank you.
403
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:36,222
That was amazing.
You came out of nowhere.
404
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,057
- I didn't even see you!
- Are you okay?
405
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,851
Yeah, we're... we're okay.
406
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,145
Do, do what you have to do.
407
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,398
H-how did you, how did you do that?
408
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,608
I-I never even saw you.
409
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,653
Well, what was I gonna do,
I saw... I saw that
410
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,071
and I-I, I had to do something.
411
00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:55,782
I can't believe what I just witnessed.
412
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,493
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
413
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,996
Well, you're welcome.
414
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,372
You take good care of yourself.
415
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,957
- Thank you. I'm a lil' shaken.
- Okay.
416
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,917
Shake it off. Go get yourself
a drink or something.
417
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,044
- Yeah.
- Okay.
418
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:11,340
Wait, I... I never even asked your name.
419
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,761
It's, um...
420
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,513
...Larry. Larry David.
421
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,852
Larry David?
422
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,732
Very funny.
That's it, spread your legs.
423
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,150
That was amazing, I mean
424
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,152
the way you swept in and took control.
425
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,820
T-that didn't seem real.
426
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,156
It was real.
I can tell you that.
427
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,326
I'm still a little shaky,
I guess.
428
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,536
- That guy--
- It's to be expected.
429
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:44,290
- My God. Horrible.
- That strange, horrible man.
430
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,335
But you were just like Clint Eastwood.
431
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,129
I mean, you just swept in there and...
432
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,590
I have never seen anything that brave.
433
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,383
Ah, please, really.
434
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,260
I didn't even think twice about it.
435
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,346
The only thing I did think
about for a second
436
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,513
was my glasses, but that's it.
437
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,558
Only the safety of my glasses.
438
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,935
'Cause these are irreplaceable.
439
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,271
What do you do, may I ask?
440
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,023
Oh, I'm a therapist.
441
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,067
- You're a therapist? Oh!
- Yes.
442
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,194
Boy, I could really use
a therapist myself.
443
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,198
Um, my wife left me after
a long time and...
444
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,659
I-I'm not gonna bother you
with all this, you know.
445
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,494
That's alright. Please.
446
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,830
Well, my wife left the house recently
447
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,501
and, you know, it's been quite devas...
448
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,879
It's been quite devastating
for me, but, um, anyway...
449
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,673
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
450
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,092
But I, you know,
I feel like she never really
451
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,052
had any idea who I was.
452
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,973
All this time, all these years,
I-I really hid the real me
453
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,519
th-th-the me who... s-saves people.
454
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,313
And, you know, I have been
doing that most of my life.
455
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,981
You know, I gave a
kidney to my friend...
456
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:54,359
- Oh, I didn't know that.
- Why would you?
457
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,531
No, I wouldn't, I just...
458
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:01,450
Alright, well, I gotta go.
459
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,078
You are such a good person.
460
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,871
Do you know that?
461
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,708
- Am I?
- Oh!
462
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,459
Yes.
463
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,629
Okay.
464
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,798
So great to have met you.
465
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,342
- Yes.
- I'd better get going.
466
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:26,517
- You take care of yourself.
- Well, thanks again.
467
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,103
So long.
468
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,106
Good-bye... Larry David.
469
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,531
- Oh, oh!
- Hey.
470
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,371
How ya doin'?
471
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:51,000
- Well, I mean, I'm in prison.
- Yeah. Jesus.
472
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,627
I spent the night in a
cell that's s-smaller
473
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,796
than my... closet.
474
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,632
Oh, man, oh, man.
I'm so sorry.
475
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,134
My feet stick out through
the fucking bars.
476
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,761
- Your feet stick out?
- Yeah, my feet stick out, yeah.
477
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,763
- You're not even that tall.
- I know. I know.
478
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,515
I'm not even that tall, and
my fucking feet stick out.
479
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,601
- How tall are you?
- Five foot ten, and...
480
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,936
- You're 5'10"? You're 5'10"?
- Yeah. Yeah, 5'10".
481
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,606
Stand up. Let me see.
You're not 5'10".
482
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:17,276
I'm-I'm 5'10", I am, I mean...
Well, a hairsbreadth under.
483
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,944
You're cheating a little bit.
I don't think you're 5'10".
484
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,280
In a heel, I'm, I am...
That's not the point.
485
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,325
The point is I'm sharing a
room with a-a-a 300-pound
486
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,619
fucking guy with a hairy back.
487
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,746
Sometimes you make friends
in a situation like this.
488
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,664
They become your friend for life.
489
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,626
He doesn't speak English.
490
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,295
Okay, alright.
491
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:40,257
Oh... good news!
492
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,302
After you were taken away...
493
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,638
...the therapist and I
went to have coffee.
494
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,516
Whew, the plan worked fantastic.
495
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,309
I'm pretty optimistic.
And you know what?
496
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,479
Thank you, 'cause you were, you
were there at its inception.
497
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,564
You pushed it through.
498
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,067
I'm very happy for you
499
00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,569
but it's not top of the list
of my priorities right now.
500
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,112
We're gonna get you outta here.
Don't worry about it.
501
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,239
We're gonna get you outta here.
502
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,573
Okay, good.
Do we have a time frame?
503
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,867
- Can you give me a time frame?
- 24 hours.
504
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:11,205
- Okay, I think I can, um--
- 48 at the most.
505
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,791
- What's after 48? 72?
- 72, yeah.
506
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,710
58, 68...
Right, 72, and then...
507
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,671
Don't-don't-don't say "and then..."
508
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,090
What do you mean, 72,
t-t-that's beyond what--
509
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,925
- 96?
- What could've happened...
510
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,052
Please, let's aim for 24.
511
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,429
You got a deck of cards? Can you
play solitaire or anything?
512
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,348
- W-What can you do here?
- I don't have a deck of cards.
513
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,517
But yes, I do know how
to play solitaire.
514
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:34,186
Damn it! It's always good
to have a deck of cards.
515
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,064
- No matter where you are.
- What are you talking about?
516
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,648
Just get me out of fucking prison.
517
00:22:38,773 --> 00:22:39,984
Stop talking about cards.
518
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:41,402
Just get me out of
fucking prison, please.
519
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:45,573
I'm sorry, we... we're
gonna have to stop.
520
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,824
W-we have more time.
521
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,701
Cheryl's getting out of
her therapy appointment
522
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,619
and I really need to talk to her.
523
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,080
I've not spoken to anyone
normal in 24 hours
524
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,374
and I-I... Yes, I'm scared.
525
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,542
We have to stop.
526
00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:06,552
- Hello?
- Oh, hi, Cheryl.
527
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,679
How'd your session go today?
528
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,388
Larry I've spoken to my therapist
529
00:23:10,513 --> 00:23:13,434
and she told me I shouldn't
ever be speaking to you again.
530
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,519
- She said that?
- Yeah.
531
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,813
I-I'm sorry, Larry, really.
532
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,273
- Are you kidding?
- I should go.
533
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,650
I should go.
Good-bye, Larry.
534
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,736
Hey, Cheryl!
535
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,877
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
536
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,134
- Hey. What?
- You're not gonna believe this.
537
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:51,597
Cheryl called me up, told me
that her therapist urged her
538
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,974
urged her never to see me again.
539
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,559
That makes no sense whatsoever.
540
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,978
- Oh, my God.
- Huh?
541
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,107
- What?
- She likes me.
542
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,069
Her therapist likes me.
543
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,655
That's why she told
Cheryl not to see me.
544
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,323
She wants me for herself!
545
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,032
- Oh, my God!
- Huh?
546
00:24:11,157 --> 00:24:14,578
- Oh, my God!
- What am I going to do?
547
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,666
If I reject her, she'll say bad
things about me to Cheryl.
548
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,753
And if I'm nice to her,
she'll think I'm interested.
549
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:24,964
Oh, you are screwed.
550
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,590
I gotta get out of this.
What am I gonna do?
551
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,676
I think you're fucked.
That's what I think.
552
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,929
- Tommy!
- Is that Funkhouser?
553
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,807
- Yeah.
- Wh-what is he doing here?
554
00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:37,768
He's supposed to be walking.
He's havin' a cup of coffee?
555
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,603
I'll see you later.
556
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,773
- Hey.
- LD, how you doing, pal?
557
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,609
- Where's your shirt?
- What're you doing?
558
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:50,071
- You're supposed to be walking.
- I raised money. I don't walk.
559
00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:51,615
You didn't tell me you were sitting.
560
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,117
I wouldn't have given you
money in the fist place.
561
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,326
I didn't say I was walking.
562
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,369
Well, the walking's implied, is it not?
563
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:59,540
No, I said, "Sponsor me
for the Walkathon."
564
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,792
Okay, Walkathon, walk.
565
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,752
Why do you want me to walk?
566
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:06,088
You took money under false pretenses.
567
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,632
So you don't care about Alzheimer's?
568
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,137
Alzheimer's?
569
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:20,185
You were diagnosed with... Alzheimer's?
570
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,936
Yeah, and you're the
first person I've told.
571
00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:24,106
I haven't told anybody.
572
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:26,400
You're the only one who knows.
573
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,319
So this is just t-the
very earliest onset?
574
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:31,446
I mean, it's not early,
I'm sort of...
575
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:33,907
...halfway between early and
middle. What's that called?
576
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,035
I don't know if there's a term for that.
577
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,580
Maybe I have a quarter...
578
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,166
I have to confess something.
579
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,169
After we met and connected
580
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,962
I was hoping that, you know
581
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,757
maybe there was some kind of future.
582
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,843
In three to five years,
I'll be a, uh...
583
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,386
...vegetable.
584
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,388
Listen, you helped me the other day
585
00:25:57,513 --> 00:26:00,184
and I want to help you.
586
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,853
I forgot your name.
587
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,897
You must go back with your wife.
588
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:08,067
Hearing this news, y-you must
go back with your wife.
589
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,527
Yes, I know, but what can you do?
590
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:14,198
Well... you never know.
591
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,867
Let's order. I'm getting hungry.
592
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,828
- We did order.
- We did?
593
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,455
Yeah, you had the chicken salad.
594
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:24,792
- I ordered chicken salad?
- Yeah, do you not like--
595
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,251
I don't even like chicken salad.
596
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,337
- Oh, my God.
- God damn it!
597
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:31,590
- No, no, no, we'll switch.
- Excuse me, Dr. Slavin?
598
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:34,051
- Oh, yes.
- Yeah, I'm Detective Kennan.
599
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:36,595
LAPD uh,
I talked to your assistant.
600
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,013
She told me I could find
you here with Mr. David.
601
00:26:39,138 --> 00:26:41,350
I have some questions about,
uh, your purse-snatching.
602
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,102
Now I understand you didn't
get a look at the guy
603
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,436
but that you did. We actually
have the guy already.
604
00:26:45,561 --> 00:26:48,816
I just want some basic
information so we can keep him.
605
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,026
So, what did he look like?
606
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,324
I... I don't remember.
607
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,452
Aw, jeez.
608
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:13,423
There he is! There's my guy.
609
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,593
Hey ya, Bright.
Hey ya, Bright boy.
610
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,262
- Huh?
- Eh...
611
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,723
- How's it going?
- Uh, it's not too good.
612
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:23,600
What's the matter?
You seem a little down.
613
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:26,353
Uh, I don't know what
I'm gonna do with my life.
614
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,896
- Huh, really?
- Yeah.
615
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:29,940
Oh, hey, get this.
616
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,775
Going out with Cheryl tonight.
617
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,109
- Got a date with Cheryl.
- Good.
618
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,320
It's fantastic. I'm so thrilled.
Come on.
619
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:37,030
I'm pretty excited, Bright.
620
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,700
I-I think it's gonna work out.
621
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,501
You did it, that was...
622
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,129
- Here you go, big winner.
- Hey!
623
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:55,799
- That is so sweet. Thank you.
- Let's go on the Ferris wheel.
624
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,926
Okay.
625
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,849
It's the most bizarre
experience of my life
626
00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:07,060
and I just need someone
to speak to about it
627
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,980
because I can't work and I can't sleep.
628
00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:12,608
And you come highly recommended.
629
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,819
Why don't you start from the beginning?
630
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:20,282
Um, well, one of my clients
is this bald guy.
631
00:28:21,532 --> 00:28:22,910
Um...
632
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,580
I want you to move back in with me.
633
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,166
You have till Monday to decide.
634
00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,584
Okay.
635
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,669
- Really?
- Okay. Yeah.
636
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,547
- I love you, Larry.
- I love you.
637
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:43,388
- Hello? Hi, Dr. Slavin.
- Ah.
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