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Grow some lettuce! 14 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,672 You don't know how much I appreciate this. 15 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,174 You've been so good to us, Larry 16 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,760 my family. I really appreciate it. 17 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,971 I really appreciate it, Larry! 18 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,305 Thank you, Larry. I-- 19 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:02,688 Larry, you're disgusting. 20 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,481 Ah! 21 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,566 Agh! Auntie Rae! 22 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,239 [Larry] She called me disgusting. 23 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:14,533 Oh, my God. 24 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,745 - What were you thinking? - And she ran into the house. 25 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,415 - Oh, my God. - How does that happen to you? 26 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:24,293 You know, she went over the appropriate amount of time 27 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,629 that I can have human contact without getting aroused. 28 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,673 I only have five seconds. 29 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,465 After that, it's out of my control. 30 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,635 Not me. I've got discipline down there. 31 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,595 I have a very discerning penis. 32 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,179 - No... - Very discerning. 33 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,307 - My penis is an animal. - Really, just out of control? 34 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,100 - It's a feral tiger, yeah. - It's wild. 35 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,644 Oh, so how'd your... How'd the appointment go? 36 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,022 - With the doctor? - Great. 37 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,983 He's gonna snip-snip, and, uh 38 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,193 I will no longer be snoring. 39 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,404 - Really? - Going in on Thursday morning. 40 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,114 - Fantastic. - Unbelievable! 41 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:56,908 - Fantastic. - My dog howls... 42 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,869 From my snoring. I wake up my dog. 43 00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:01,413 My dog starts howling. I'm out of control. 44 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,789 - This'll be good. - This'll be great. 45 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,124 - It's about time. - It is about time. 46 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:05,542 - Yeah. - It's about time. 47 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,419 Hey, guess what else? 48 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,088 I think Ben Stiller's gonna come with me as a client. 49 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,173 - Are you kidding? - No! 50 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,507 - Have you met with him? - No. 51 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,968 I'm meeting with him this week. 52 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,470 If you could sign him... 53 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,513 I think it's a slam-dunk. I think, done deal. 54 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,223 It's gonna bring you in so much income. 55 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,683 - Huge income, I know. - My God. 56 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,768 - That's amazing. - Hello. 57 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:25,020 - Hi. - I know you couldn't decide... 58 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,522 Between the slaw and the soup, so I brought you both. 59 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,566 Wow, thank you so very much. 60 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,651 And here's your sandwich. 61 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:32,361 Can I get you something to drink? 62 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,404 You know what I'd love? I'd love an Arnold Palmer. 63 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,989 - Okay, I'll be right back. - Thank you. 64 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:39,618 Excuse me? Can I give you a drink order? 65 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,745 - Sure. - I'll just have an iced tea. 66 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,205 - An iced tea. Okay. - Yeah. 67 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,706 - Arnold Palmer... of course. - Thanks again. 68 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:48,210 Thank you. Man, she's nice. 69 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,046 Yeah. Nice to people with hair, she's nice. 70 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,090 - What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? 71 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:54,508 Yeah, what are you talking about? 72 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,760 Bald people get discriminated against constantly. 73 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,012 And you just saw a perfect example of it. 74 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,681 Oh, it's because you're bald. 75 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:03,100 Yeah, ask any bald person. Ask, go ahead. 76 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:04,434 You still have issues with being bald. 77 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:06,478 You know, if I were bald, if I woke up tomorrow 78 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,272 and I found myself bald, I'd be so cool with it. 79 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:10,357 It'd be no big deal. It's all natural. 80 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:12,651 Yeah, right, that's what everybody says. 81 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,194 - Whatever. - Hey... 82 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,529 They have a pharmacy here, right? 83 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,655 Yeah. 84 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:17,906 I gotta get a prescription filled. 85 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,032 I'm gonna go now, drop it off 86 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,702 then I'll pick it up when I'm done. 87 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,912 Beautiful. 88 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,510 - Hi. - Oh, hi there. 89 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:40,721 Ah, let's take a look here. 90 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:42,139 Can I get that in the next half hour? 91 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,265 Sure. Yeah, we can do that. 92 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,850 Great, thank you. 93 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,688 - That's odd. - What? 94 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,857 I could have sworn when I left 95 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,693 I had about twice as many French fries 96 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,362 as there are now. 97 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,448 You wouldn't know anything about this would you? 98 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,408 - No idea. No idea. - Huh? 99 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,076 - No idea? - No. 100 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,084 - No idea? - I told you I had no idea! 101 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,419 What's the big deal? Just eat. 102 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,005 Maybe somebody could shed some light on this for us. 103 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,758 Excuse me. Hi, I'm sorry to bother you. 104 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:18,967 It's alright. 105 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,219 I'm wondering if you noticed anything unusual 106 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,139 going on at this table after I left? 107 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,807 Well, I, I really couldn't say. 108 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,019 I don't want to impinge on a friendship. 109 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,480 Impinge away. Go ahead and impinge. 110 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,565 I took one. Shoot me. One. 111 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:36,276 Two of them might have been stuck together. 112 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,487 - Mm-mm-mm. - Thank you. 113 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:41,363 - Are you a doctor? - Yes, Dr. Flomm. 114 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,949 - I'm an orthopedist. - Really? An orthopedist? 115 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,951 - Mm-hmm. - Hi my name's Larry. 116 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:47,454 Hi, Larry. I'm-I'm Sheila. 117 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:50,457 Nice to meet you. So you work in the building? 118 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,795 [Leon] God damn, Larry. What the fuck, man? 119 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,838 You hug my auntie, man, you stab her in the stomach? 120 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,548 - Oh, well... - What the fuck was that? 121 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,134 She hugged me and she held that hug for over five seconds. 122 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,552 What the fuck? 123 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:03,803 I have no control after five seconds. 124 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,388 So you got a five-second rule? 125 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,098 Not a rule, it's an approximate amount of time 126 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,767 that it's gonna take for something to happen. 127 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,228 What the fuck, I mean, what the fuck? Loretta! 128 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:12,687 - Oh, I'm sorry. - LD? 129 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,481 - What? - You have lost your damn mind. 130 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:16,274 - No, I... - Auntie Rae? 131 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,818 I can't control it. I have no control over it. 132 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:18,860 It's not my fault. 133 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,487 Just like that, you got turned on? 134 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:21,988 Not just like that. That's a long time, five seconds. 135 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,281 He got a five-second rule. One, two, three, 136 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,492 four, five... boing, it come out. 137 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,035 Where's your "Mississippi?" 138 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,327 - You gotta put Mississippi in. - Mississippi? 139 00:05:28,452 --> 00:05:29,579 That's how you count. 140 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:30,914 "One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi 141 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,833 "three-Mississippi, four-Mississippi 142 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,334 five-Mississippi." 143 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,710 - That's way too long. - Way too long. 144 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:36,753 - You're stretching it out for-- - I'm not stretching it out. 145 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,505 I shortened it. 146 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,589 I'm just sayin', it's been a long time 147 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:40,882 since my uncle passed away, man. 148 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,467 And you all over her like that. 149 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,135 You stab her in the fuckin' stomach like that, man. 150 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,928 Believe me, it's not gonna happen again. 151 00:05:46,053 --> 00:05:47,514 You better make sure it don't happen again, because we can go. 152 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:48,974 - We can go, man. - We can go. We can go anywhere. 153 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,308 Where you gonna go? Where you gonna go? 154 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,060 Anywhere. We can get the hell out of here, I know that. 155 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,312 - We got places to go. - You know, it's just... 156 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,857 I'm so starved for affection, I guess that, you know... 157 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,150 - Any kind of contact... - Talk to your man. 158 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:02,529 - You got one more chance, LD. - I just met a doctor, actually. 159 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,990 I'm gonna go call her for a date right now. 160 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,116 - She's very attractive. - Handle your business. 161 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,325 - Very good. - But no... 162 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,327 - No more hugging, don't worry. - Oh please, please don't. 163 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,162 Call that goddamn doctor, get a diagnosis 164 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:15,000 and-and-and-and go stab somebody else, man. 165 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,003 And what happens when you, when you turn your palm? 166 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,671 - Yeah, it hurts. - Worse, okay. 167 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,964 Just a moment, please. 168 00:06:22,089 --> 00:06:24,342 - Hello, Dr. Flomm. - Oh, Dr. Flomm. 169 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,303 Uh, this Larry David calling. 170 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,637 Oh hi, Larry. How are you? 171 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:29,472 Good, I met you earlier in the cafeteria. 172 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,682 Yes, yes, I remember. 173 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,184 Would you like to make an appointment? 174 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,644 Uh, no, actually. 175 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,438 I'm calling for, um, a date. 176 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,773 Oh I see. Well, I'm with a patient right now. 177 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,400 Oh, jeez, I'm so sorry. 178 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,694 Okay, is-is tonight good for you? 179 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,404 Actually I'm all booked up tonight 180 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,363 but I am available tomorrow between 5:00 and 6:00 181 00:06:46,488 --> 00:06:47,741 or any time after 8:30. 182 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,868 - Okay, I'll take the 8:30. - Terrific. Just... 183 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,995 Speak to my receptionist to get the pertinent details. 184 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,788 - I'll call your receptionist. - Alright, if you need to... 185 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,207 ...cancel or in case of any emergency, just page me. 186 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,791 Okay. Okay, will do. 187 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,003 Good, and I recommend being five minutes early. 188 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,254 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 189 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,422 Alright, Larry, thank you. 190 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:03,882 Okay. 191 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,642 Hi. 192 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,684 - Is... Sheila here? - Yeah. 193 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,561 Come on in. I'm her sister. 194 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,104 - Oh, hi. - You must be Larry. 195 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,231 - Yeah. - Just come on in, have a seat. 196 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,777 - Make yourself at home. - Oh, thanks. 197 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,071 She'll be right down. 198 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,927 You have nothing to worry about, it'll be fine. 199 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,012 - Thanks, Sheila. - Oh hi, Larry. 200 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,222 - Hi, hi. - This is my brother Joe. 201 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,848 - Larry David. - Hi, Joe. 202 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,058 - Nice to meet you. - And I suppose... 203 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,393 You met Trish, my sister. 204 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,520 - Yes, yeah. - Wow. 205 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,854 - Huh? - You look great. 206 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,439 It took me about two hours to get ready. 207 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,361 Your brother and sister, they're staying with you? 208 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:10,156 Yeah, they're gonna be with me just a couple months. So... 209 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,574 You know, I've got people in my house too. 210 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,867 - You're kidding. - No. 211 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,244 You know, it's great and then 212 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,453 sometimes it's not so great. 213 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,330 Well, I took in a homeless family... 214 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:20,083 - You what? - From-from-from the hurricane. 215 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,209 - You're kidding. - No. 216 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,211 Anyway, their, their name is "Black." 217 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:26,006 - Uh-huh. - A-and they're actually black. 218 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,425 - Well, that makes it easy. - Exactly, yeah. 219 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,511 - Yeah. Can I move on? - Absolutely. 220 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,763 Huh? Alright, I got a groin issue. 221 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,557 - Oh, okay. - I-I pulled it. 222 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,559 - Did you ice it right away? - No. 223 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,519 Okay, so put a little bit of heat... 224 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,979 - On the groin... - Heat on the groin. 225 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,064 - And then I'd massage it. - You want me to massage it? 226 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,190 - Oh absolutely. - Really? 227 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,942 You never want to massage with muscle. 228 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,569 You always want to massage laterally. 229 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,112 Lateral, okay. 230 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,196 For instance, this is your groin. 231 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,489 Just, you just massage across. 232 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,408 Watch out, my testicle's right over there. 233 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,583 [Flomm] Larry? 234 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,297 Why don't we move this to my bedroom? 235 00:09:09,506 --> 00:09:11,384 Sure. 236 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,886 Go upstairs, take off your clothes 237 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,846 and I'll be in to see you in a few minutes. 238 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,684 Okay. 239 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,002 Larry? 240 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:47,212 - Hey. - Hi. 241 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,631 Uh, listen, I-I am so sorry. 242 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,424 I-I hate to tell you this 243 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,884 but my brother and sister just came back. 244 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,260 They weren't supposed to be here. 245 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,513 And my brother got food poisoning 246 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,889 so they came back early 247 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,642 and I, I'm really sorry. 248 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,769 - Well what are you gonna do? - So... 249 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:04,604 - It happens. - We need to reschedule. 250 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,981 Um, Why don't you get dressed and I'll meet you in the foyer? 251 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,618 I'm telling you, Jeffrey 252 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:20,912 there's nothing like dating a doctor. 253 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:25,083 W-we talked for 45 minutes about my groin injury. 254 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,877 No. No, she just wants me to massage it. 255 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,004 It's killing me too. 256 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,631 Um, so listen, I'm gonna see you later. 257 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:35,468 I'm gonna stop by before your operation. 258 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,345 Okay, man. 259 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,679 Okay, take care. 260 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,573 Oh! Auntie Rae! 261 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,285 - You know what? - What? 262 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,121 Last night, I know we talked about this. I just... 263 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,706 - This thing, you know. - Oh, that thing. 264 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,083 And believe me, I respect your medical judgment. 265 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,752 - Mm-hmm? - I think it's cancer. 266 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,296 It's not cancer. 267 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,256 Huh? I've never had cancer before but I'm imagining 268 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,716 this is how it feels like. 269 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,218 How would you know what canc-- No, no, it's not. 270 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,429 I'm gonna, uh 271 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,181 head to the men's room. 272 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,974 I... Okay, that's fine. 273 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,101 I just... I'm a little shy about this 274 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,354 and I just have... I just wrote you a little something. 275 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,647 I think it might make you feel better. 276 00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,566 - What? - Yeah. 277 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,027 Ah. A note. 278 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,695 - Oh, my God. - You're embarrassing me. 279 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,864 Just-just go to the bathroom. 280 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,337 - Oh, excuse me? - Yeah? 281 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,463 - Can you do me a favor? - Sure. 282 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,006 A doctor wrote me this note. 283 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,716 I can't make out a word of it. 284 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,885 You know the way they write. They have terrible penmanship. 285 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,179 - Look at this. - "Libby..." 286 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,348 No, no, Larry. That's me. 287 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,391 "Something... 288 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,519 - Something "socks." - "Socks?" 289 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,521 That's an "S?" I thought that was a "T." 290 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,565 - Tox? - Truck? 291 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,234 Truck. Do you have a truck? 292 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,987 - No, I don't have a truck. - It's gotta be truck... Oh. 293 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:20,030 - Alright, whatever, okay. - I'm sorry. 294 00:12:20,155 --> 00:12:21,199 - Alright, thank you. - Yeah. 295 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,034 Thank you. This... 296 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,582 Yeah, I'm at the hospital. 297 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,126 Yeah, I fucked my wrist or something. 298 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,544 Yeah, I was moving a futon. 299 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,796 And I had to take the top 300 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,631 because of this 300-pound nigger. 301 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,634 Yeah, exactly. 302 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,469 I'm at the fuckin' top, and halfway through 303 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,513 this nigger drops his side. 304 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,975 So, now my wrist is fucked. 305 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,981 Oh, my God. 306 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,192 You can't believe what I just overheard in the bathroom. 307 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,528 What an unbelievable jerk. 308 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:03,283 This guy is on his cell phone, he's talking to his friend. 309 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,826 And he's upset and he's complaining 310 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,494 you know, he had to move some furniture. 311 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,037 And he says to his friend 312 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,331 "I hurt my hand because I had to take the top 313 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,251 because of this 300-poind nigger who was..." 314 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,877 What did you say? 315 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,212 - What did you just say? - Oh... 316 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,381 What did you just fix your mouth to say? 317 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,216 You just used the most vile word 318 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,135 in the English language. How dare you? 319 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,928 - No, I was-- - How dare... In front of me? 320 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,681 You are despicable! I can't stand people like you. 321 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,225 - I didn't-- - You bald son of a bitch. 322 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,144 I have to face this kind of wretched foolishness. 323 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,729 This is ridiculous. 324 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,481 I swear to God! I can't stand people like-- 325 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:36,816 Bald? 326 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,780 I wonder what's keeping Dr. Page? 327 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,410 Why hasn't this patient been prepped? 328 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,828 He is prepped, sir. 329 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,706 Excuse me, nurse. 330 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,833 - Clippers! - Sir, clippers are not-- 331 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,752 Do I have to do everything myself? 332 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:59,339 I know what I'm doing here. Clippers, please. 333 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,590 Thank you. 334 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,306 [Jeff] Oh, my God! No no! 335 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,725 - What? - Oh, my God! 336 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,352 Look at me! 337 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,979 What the hell happened to you? 338 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,398 - What happened? - What happened, nurse? 339 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,776 Dr. Page accidentally shaved Mr. Greene's head-- 340 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,235 - Shaved my head? - Wait a minute. 341 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,862 - Accidentally? - Did he operate on my head? 342 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,822 No, the procedure was canceled. 343 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,575 The operation is going to be rescheduled. 344 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,535 - So he didn't have the surgery? - No. 345 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,537 Oh you look horrible. Jeff! 346 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,081 Nurse, would you please excuse us? 347 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,791 - Doctor, what happened? - What the hell happened? 348 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,042 - Look at him! - What happened? 349 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,835 Mr. and Mrs. Greene, I'm so sorry. 350 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,380 I was coming to see you in the operating room 351 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,923 and I had just been victimized 352 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,217 by a terrible incident in the cafeteria. 353 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,593 And so I came to the operating room 354 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,304 and I was so angered and I was upset and I was confused 355 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,056 and I mistakenly shaved your head. 356 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,308 - For which I'm so sorry. - "Mistake" is correct. 357 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,893 - You took it out on his head? - It was a terrible mistake. 358 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,270 Well, I can explain. I'm leaving the cafeteria 359 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,814 and I'm walking past a table 360 00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:00,900 and this horrible man uses the most vile word 361 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,528 in the English language to refer to a black person. 362 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,029 And I went into a blind rage. 363 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,448 And I left there and I went to the operating room 364 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,868 and I made this terrible mistake, for which I'm so sorry. 365 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,245 Do you know who this man was? 366 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,788 I have no idea who he was. 367 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,541 He was just a despicable bald man. 368 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,876 - Bald? - Yes. 369 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:23,297 Did he, by any chance, wear glasses? 370 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,882 Yes. 371 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,469 As a matter of fact, he was wearing glasses. 372 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,931 And it was awful. It was just absolutely awful. 373 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,185 "S..." 374 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,729 "Sitter?" "Sitting?" 375 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,824 Look at him! 376 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,284 - Look at him! - What the fuck? 377 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,327 - I'm bald! - You like this look? 378 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,204 He had a beautiful full head of hair... 379 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,582 A mane that I loved, and now he looks like you! 380 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,459 - Look at me! - What happened? 381 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,419 - How did that happen? - You did it! 382 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,171 - I did it? - You did it! Yes! 383 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,047 - What are you talking about? - You traumatized the doctor! 384 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,049 - What? - He described you. 385 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,509 He said, "bald, glasses." 386 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:12,138 You said some racial slur and you traumatized the doctor. 387 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,307 - And he came in all flummoxed... - What did you do? 388 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,476 And shaved his fucking head! 389 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,144 There's nothing wrong with being bald! 390 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,312 - Sure there is! - Yes, there is, Larry! 391 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,688 - Sure there is! - Look at you! 392 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,565 You said you wouldn't care if you were bald! 393 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,900 Yeah, in 40 years! Not fucking today! 394 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,067 Because he knew it was never gonna happen! 395 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,277 Not overnight! 396 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,737 Yours is gonna grow back. Mine isn't! 397 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,363 That's right. You know what? Curse on you! 398 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,575 Mine's gonna grow back. Yours isn't! You deserve it! 399 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,160 What did you say to that doctor? 400 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,661 Alright, here's what happened, okay? 401 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,788 Here's what happened. I was in the cafeteria. 402 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,999 I was having lunch with Dr. Flomm. 403 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,709 Okay? What... You know, it was pretty... 404 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,505 By the way, can you interpret this-this note? 405 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,964 Oh, nobody gives a shit about your note! 406 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,466 - What are you doing? - Huh? 407 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,968 Okay, so I went to the men's room. 408 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,054 I'm in the stall. There's this guy 409 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,264 an unbelievable asshole. 410 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,849 He's talking on his cell phone to his friend. 411 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,018 He's very upset because they had to move some furniture. 412 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,937 And he says to his friend, "I hurt my hand 413 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,522 because this 300-pound nigger is--" 414 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,898 - What'd you say? - What? 415 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,692 - What did you just say? - Oh, no, no, I-- 416 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,195 Did I just hear the word "nigger" come out your mouth? 417 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,738 - No, but I was-- - Did you say "nigger?" 418 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,781 - Leon! - What? 419 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,407 - Leon! - Oh, no, no, don't-- 420 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,911 Leon, get your ass out here. Larry just said "nigger." 421 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,996 - Get the fuck out of here! - Larry just said "nigger"! 422 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,330 How you gonna say "nigger," man? 423 00:17:20,455 --> 00:17:21,541 No, no! 424 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,000 Is that how you feel about us? 425 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,419 That we a bunch of niggers up in here? 426 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,255 I was quoting somebody. 427 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,839 Let's get out of here! I wanna go! 428 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,300 What is all this fussing and cussing going on up in here? 429 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,635 Larry D. done called us a nigger. 430 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,136 - Nigger? - Nigger! 431 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,556 - No, let me explain! - You lost your damn mind now! 432 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,766 First, you're gonna be rubbing all up against me 433 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,059 then whacking off in the damn car! 434 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,936 - Now you call us-- - I was massaging! Massaging! 435 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,646 I'll come down there to whip your poor ass! 436 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,398 - You done fucked up, Larry! - I'll tell you one damn thing-- 437 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,692 We ain't gonna put up with that. 438 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,361 LD, I told you, you had one last chance. 439 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,612 - One. - This the last straw. 440 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,905 - We out this bitch. - That's it. 441 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,615 - We out this bitch! - Out. 442 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,576 - Where you gonna go? - We don't know. 443 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:57,785 But we gonna get the hell out of here. 444 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,162 - You could stay with us. - Thank you, baby. 445 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,373 That's what I'm talking about. We appreciate that. 446 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,791 - Thank you! - Fuck you, Larry. 447 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,084 With your monkey ass! 448 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,336 Daryl! Keysha! We gettin' the hell outta here. 449 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,255 - You're damn straight. - Get the hell outta here. 450 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,340 - Where the kids at? - Like how you do what you do. 451 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,175 It's a sexy ass, Susie. 452 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,970 Fuck you, Larry! Peace! 453 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,185 Well, look, I-I think that 454 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,147 you're limiting yourself by just doing comedies. 455 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,148 - Right. - You can do it in your sleep. 456 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,567 Let's show people more. 457 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,402 Why can't you win an Academy Award? 458 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,030 The studios, they'll do anything you want to do. 459 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,198 We just gotta push 'em in the right direction, man. 460 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,491 - Yeah. - That's it. 461 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,201 Look, I didn't just fall off the melon truck. 462 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,369 - Melon truck? - You sign with me. 463 00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:44,415 I will fight that fight to get you those roles 464 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,376 to develop those projects with you. That's what I do. 465 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,961 You know, you need to be doing things... 466 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,796 ...that are more independent 467 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,632 smaller in scale 468 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:53,924 as well as the big-scale stuff. 469 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,968 That's gonna fall in your lap. I'll do the work. 470 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,595 You won't notice anything different 471 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,056 except for the fact that you're collecting awards. 472 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,307 Okay? 473 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,268 What? 474 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,983 Stiller said no. 475 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,611 - What? - Doesn't want to work with me. 476 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,489 - Are you kidding? - Doesn't feel it's right. 477 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,407 - He called you? - Yeah. 478 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:19,992 Said "it doesn't feel right." 479 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,078 - "Doesn't feel right?" - Doesn't feel right. 480 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,705 - Yeah? - Yeah. 481 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,541 You know what doesn't feel right about it? 482 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,501 You're bald. 483 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,627 You think that's the reason why? 484 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,170 - Yeah. - I'm not sure. 485 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,673 He doesn't want a bald man to be representing him! 486 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,050 Hey! You know what? I know exactly what I want. 487 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,135 - I'm gonna get-- - I'm a little busy today. 488 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,887 I'll come back in a little bit. 489 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,016 - Okay? - That's weird. 490 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,559 - Weird? - Yeah. 491 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,353 That's the way it works, my friend. 492 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,646 Welcome to my world. 493 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,147 - This sucks. - You know what? 494 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,691 This fucking sucks. 495 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,150 That cost you millions of dollars today. 496 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,443 - What happened. - Millions of dollars. 497 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,611 Millions of dollars. 498 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,946 The hospital wants to meet with me. 499 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,782 They want to talk and, and go over my bill. 500 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,157 "Go over my bill." 501 00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:02,702 I'm gonna sue these motherfuckers. 502 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,869 That's it! That's fucking it! 503 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,371 Right good for you. 504 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,498 This blows. How do you deal with it? 505 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,708 You know, you just get used to it. 506 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,917 And I get support from my bald brothers. 507 00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,545 - There's, like, meetings? - There's no meetings. 508 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:15,631 But we see each other on the street, we nod. 509 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,467 - We'll give a thumbs up. - Yeah. 510 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,343 You know what? We love each other. 511 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,554 Me and my bald brothers. 512 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,388 Still obsessed with that note, huh? 513 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,517 I-I've asked 10 people. 514 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,854 Excuse me, could you do me a favor? I can't read this. 515 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,564 Could you make out any of that handwriting? 516 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:32,690 - This from a doctor? - Yeah. 517 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,483 Take it to a pharmacist. 518 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,405 - What a great idea. - Yeah. 519 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,823 They're the only ones who can make out a doctor's handwriting. 520 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,241 Yeah, go! 521 00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,038 - Oh, hi. Larry David. - Hi. 522 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,915 I dropped off a prescription the other day. 523 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,834 - Ah, yes, yes, here we go. - Yeah. 524 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:55,671 Actually, I want to talk to you about something else too. 525 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,089 I'm going out with a doctor 526 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,090 and she wrote me this note... 527 00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:00,843 - And I cannot... - And you can't read it. 528 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,095 I can't read it! It's unbelievable. 529 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,972 - Nobody can! - Yes. 530 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,141 So, somebody suggested a pharmacist 531 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,726 'cause nobody can decipher this thing. 532 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,479 Let me, let me take a shot. 533 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,855 You're my only hope. 534 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,609 "Larry, had a great time last night. 535 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:20,362 "Would love to get together Friday night 536 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,656 at the Bel-Air Regency Hotel..." 537 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,242 - What? - "Just the two of us." 538 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,119 "Um, so tired of all these 539 00:21:28,244 --> 00:21:31,791 "brothers and sisters around. 540 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,667 "I know you feel the same way. 541 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,878 "Tell me your life wouldn't be better 542 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,507 without the Blacks." 543 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,633 Huh? 544 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,221 Oh, okay uh... No, no no, no, no. 545 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,972 It's your business. 546 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,808 - You're misinterpreting it. - Here's your prescription. 547 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,935 - No, see I've got-- - Take your prescription. 548 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,646 - Thank you. - I've got people in my house. 549 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,940 There's... 550 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:59,527 They're black, but their name is Black! 551 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,904 She's got... 552 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,823 ...her brothers and sisters. 553 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:28,388 [Flomm] It's open. Come on in. 554 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,477 Hi. You have got the worst handwriting... 555 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,145 - Ha-ha-ha! - Are you out of your mind? 556 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,689 - No? You couldn't read it? - You expect anybody to... 557 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,191 Couldn't read it? I gave it to 10,000... 558 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,734 A pharmacist, a pharmacist wound up... 559 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,236 - I'm so sorry. - Translating that for me. 560 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,446 Oh, I'm sorry. 561 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:51,244 Mm. 562 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,934 [Larry] Thanks for driving me home. 563 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,144 Really, I-I couldn't drive. 564 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,229 I just don't, I don't feel like, you know 565 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:21,150 I feel nauseous and like I'm drugged or something. 566 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,943 And as far as what happened earlier 567 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,613 I'm mean, you know, usually like, five-Mississippi. 568 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,406 Honest to God, five-Mississippi-- 569 00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,201 That's all I need. 570 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,579 Why don't you just go? 571 00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:41,337 Well... good night. 572 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,484 Ugh! 573 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:06,946 Ugh! 574 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,976 [Leon] Ahhh! Somebody go in there and put a sock 575 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,686 in that motherfucker's mouth! 576 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,027 One second! 577 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,578 Hey, LD. 578 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,371 - What's going on? - Come on in, it's cold. 579 00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:42,416 - You're back? - Yeah. Couldn't sleep. 580 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,835 Jeff's snore? Man, I'm telling you, that was awful. 581 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,003 Worse than the damn hurricane. 582 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,296 I know, it's terrible. 583 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,423 Kids need to sleep here. Y'all go on up to bed. 584 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,799 - Good night, Larry. - Good night. 585 00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,510 - Good night, mom. - Good night, y'all. 586 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:54,762 Talk to your boy, man. 587 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,555 Shit, that motherfucker swallowed a kazoo. 588 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,683 Ridiculous. All fucking night! 589 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,729 Come on! 590 00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:05,564 It's safe. It's safe. 591 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,941 One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi 592 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,318 three-Mississippi... 593 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,988 My own daughter locks herself in her room 594 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,865 won't come out whenever I'm home. 595 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,160 My wife, one of the most warm, loving people 596 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:22,039 you could ever meet has turned into a witch. 597 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:25,000 A witch! 'Cause I'm bald. It's changed everything. 598 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,628 Ben Stiller won't work with me 599 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:31,131 because I'm bald! I mean, come on. 600 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,425 Do you know how many millions I'm losing because of that? 601 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,427 Millions I'm losing! 602 00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:36,720 Alright, I don't know what else to say. 603 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,806 - Thank you. - Alright, Mr. Greene. 604 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:42,810 I understand now we're going to hear from Mr. Larry David 605 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,104 who will testify on Mr. Greene's behalf. 606 00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:47,272 Mr. David? Thank you for being here. 607 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,773 - You're welcome. - Mr. David. 608 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,026 As you know, we are looking into 609 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:52,528 allegations of physician misconduct 610 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:57,532 stemming from the incident on the 17th of this month. 611 00:26:57,657 --> 00:27:00,661 Would you please tell the board what happened? 612 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:02,746 I was having lunch in the cafeteria 613 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:06,750 and I excused myself to go to the bathroom. 614 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,711 You know, it's, it's a thing we all do. 615 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,588 It's not a crime, right? 616 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,549 Don't have to be embarrassed. 617 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,051 No need for embarrassment. Go ahead. 618 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,970 Anyway, I went into the stall. Uh... 619 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,638 Generally, when I, when I use a public toilet 620 00:27:20,763 --> 00:27:23,809 I'll-I'll go into the stall as opposed to the urinals. 621 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,853 I find there's, you know, there's no privacy. 622 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,772 And if there's no dividers, it's kind of like going in a trough. 623 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,983 Alright, alright. Go ahead, please. 624 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,234 Anyway, so I went into the stall 625 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,821 I guess it's kind of a habit now 626 00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,031 for me to go into the stall, in a way. 627 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,325 Um, if it's open, if it's available 628 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,161 I'll-I'll generally take the stall. 629 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:43,704 Of course, what you find in there is 630 00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:45,455 you know is anybody's guess. 631 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,916 Anyway, so I'm in the stall 632 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:52,880 and, um, I overhear this guy talking on his cell phone. 633 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,757 And he's talking to a friend of his, and he's getting very upset 634 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:57,217 'cause he had to move some furniture 635 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,469 and he hurt his hand. And he-and he's saying 636 00:27:59,595 --> 00:28:02,055 "And then I hurt my hand 'cause this 300-pound--" 637 00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,727 Sorry I'm late. 638 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:12,398 Please continue, Mr. David. 639 00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:15,027 Go ahead, sir. Please continue. 640 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,489 Mr. David, is there a problem? 641 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:23,160 Please, tell us what the man on the cell phone said. 642 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,541 Mr. David, tell us what the man said! 643 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,834 Just say it! 644 00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,002 You are wasting this committee's time. 645 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,003 Larry, tell 'em. 646 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,922 Please tell us what the man said. 647 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,924 - Say it! - Tell 'em! Will you tell them? 648 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,800 - Just say it! - Larry, just tell 'em! 649 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,636 - Tell us what the man said! - Will you tell them, please? 650 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,721 - Just do it, Larry! - Tell us now, Mr. David! 651 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:46,391 - Just say it! - Larry, tell 'em! 48889

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