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Unbelievable.
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Huh?
This is the slowest toaster.
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Man, oh, man.
I can't take it.
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Cheap-ass toaster, that's what happened.
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Hey, do you want to get this job today?
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You're damn right I do.
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Can I give you, can I give
you a little tip, huh?
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- Let's do it.
- You're gonna go in.
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He'll be up here, okay? You're
down here, right? He's on top.
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- He's asking you the questions.
- Uh-huh.
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Then all of a sudden,
the interview starts.
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He asks some questions, you
answer some questions.
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Then you start asking him the
questions, and you flip it.
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Now, he's trying to impress you.
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- Turn that shit around on him.
- Turn it around on him.
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Topsy-turvy that motherfucker.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Why you got no credit cards?
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You got no credit cards at all?
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Why don't you have a credit card, sir?
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You have no credit cards?
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Why do you order these CDs
out of those magazines
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and be sending 'em next
door to the neighbor
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and then when the UPS guy
comes you pick 'em up
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like you live there and
shit? Why is that?
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You keep ordering CDs
that you don't pay for?
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I'm just saying, example how
to turn that shit around
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on his ass, you know what I mean?
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- Specific shit, though.
- I don't know.
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It might not be such a good idea
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this whole flip-it thing.
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I like it, man.
I like it.
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Hello.
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Hi, is this
Mr. David I'm speaking with?
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You know what? I'm sorry.
I'm really not interested.
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I understand you're
in the market for a mortgage.
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Telemarketer.
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So to preserve your financial--
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Right, huh?
He's talking right now.
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Sir, I said I'm really not interested.
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[Leon] He don't give a fuck.
He don't give a fuck about--
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He's still talking. Alright.
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Please please don't call here again.
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- Is there someone else--
- Sir, I'm sorry.
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- What the fuck?
- They're crazy.
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- Got the same phone.
- You do?
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- Same damn phone.
- Yeah, this is a good product.
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LD, you taking the kids to school?
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I'm taking the kids to school.
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Thank you. Baby, get your
backpacks over there.
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- There you go.
- Larry!
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Alight, one sec!
This is really unbelievable.
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[Cheryl] Larry!
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- Hey.
- What are you doing?
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I feel like you forgot about me.
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No, no, of course not.
I didn't forget about you.
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I don't have anything to drink.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I'm dealing with that farkakte
toaster down there, you know?
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Do you realize how sick I am?
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- Do you have a fever?
- Yeah.
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How do you do it?
This way?
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No, I'm...
Please.
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If you would just help me out a little.
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Always had a problem telling fever.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Then you feel your head.
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See, I feel
I'm hotter than you.
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Now, I feel I have a fever.
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Maybe I'm getting sick.
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Touch my head.
Am I sick?
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You don't have a fever.
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- Hey, guess what.
- Mmm?
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Leon has a job interview today.
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- Yeah, that's good.
- Yeah.
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And Loretta has one tomorrow.
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This is unbelievable.
If one of 'em gets a job...
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...they're out.
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Look, I don't think
I'm gonna be able to go
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to Keysha's play tomorrow.
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- You're kidding.
- You...
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You should probably take
somebody else or something.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- I wanna take you, honey.
- No.
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I don't wanna take anybody else.
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I can't go out there
with other people...
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- I wanna take you.
- And sit in a crowd.
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Wanna take you.
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Please tell me you're
not coming on to me.
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No good?
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If you could just get me
some water and some juice
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that would be great.
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- Alright, anyway.
- I'm really tired.
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Alright, I'm gonna get
you some water, okay?
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This is very nice, by
the way, this thing.
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Okay, thank you, Larry.
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Hey!
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- Ah! Hello, fellow parents.
- Hi, Larry.
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- Huh?
- How's it going, Larry?
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- Good. How are you, Hal?
- Good.
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- Hi, Jean. Susie.
- Last. Yeah.
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Hey, guys, I'm sorry.
I gotta get going.
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I'll see you later, okay?
I love you.
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- Bye.
- So cute.
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- Bye, bye.
- Bye, bye.
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That's the sign for "bye," right, huh?
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- Yeah.
- See, I got that down. Bye.
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- Yeah, you're a genius.
- Huh? Bye.
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How 'bout "so-so"?
So-so, is that it?
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- Yeah.
- See, how 'bout that?
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Yeah, it's great. Great.
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How about, "Phew, it stinks?"
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I know a lot more, too.
Let me ask you a question.
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- What?
- You happy with your toaster?
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You happy with your toaster?
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[Susie] Why, what's wrong?
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It takes forever.
It's so slow.
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Oh, it's slow.
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Oh there's a sale.
Sur la Table.
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Sur la Table's having
a sale on toasters.
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- Sur la Table?
- Yeah.
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How do you know how to
say "Sur la Table?"
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She spelled it, Larry.
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- She spelled it.
- You're pretty good.
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Yeah, there's a lot of things
about me you don't know.
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- Hello, sweetheart.
- Hi, mom.
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I'm going to that sale.
You too?
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- Yeah.
- Alright.
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- Hi, Sammie.
- Hi.
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Ah! Spider! Spider!
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- Oh, my God!
- Spider! aghh!
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- He killed a spider!
- Come on!
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Larry, what is the matter with you?
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- Killing a live creature!
- What?
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[Susie] What is wrong with you?
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You're traumatizing these kids!
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What are you talking about?
It's a spider.
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It's a living creature,
Larry.
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Oh, living creature!
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Do you want that living
creature crawling up your leg?
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These kids don't need to see
that kind of violence.
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It's a little spider.
Big deal.
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- Are you okay, sweetie?
- Oh, my God. Is that your dog?
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I thought it was, like,
half rat or something.
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Said it's a rat.
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You know, like it looks...
No, it's-it's a joke.
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I was joking!
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Joking!
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You insulted her now, okay?
She can't hear you screaming.
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- What did you-what did you--
- You heard what I said.
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I said you said it was half-rat.
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How do you wind up with a dog like that?
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Mm!
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- Oh, hey, Hal.
- Hey, how you doing, Larry?
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Good, do you know what?
I-I'm glad I saw you again
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because after you left,
I made a little comment
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that maybe didn't go over
so well with your wife.
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I said her dog looked,
you know, half-rat.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- I was joking in my tone.
- Mm-hmm.
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I had a joking tone
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but I guess because, you
know she doesn't hear
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she's not able to detect tone.
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- No.
- You know, the dog.
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It is kind of a ratty-looking dog.
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You've gotta admit that.
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- She loves that dog.
- How about you?
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- Do you pet that dog?
- Yeah, I pet--
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- You pet that dog?
- I pet that dog.
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- You pet that dog?
- I pet that dog, yes.
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Anyway, just do me a favor
and tell her I was joking.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I think you should apologize.
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Well, I would, except
I can't really call her.
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The deaf thing again.
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I know she's deaf.
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Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
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Why don't you come over and
just apologize face to face
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so she can actually see it
coming out of your mouth?
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You want me to come by,
make a special trip?
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I wouldn't think she would want that.
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I would think that they wanna be
treated like everybody else.
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What do you mean "they?"
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Well, deaf people, 'cause
they're the only ones
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who need a special pop-in apology.
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Every other kind of handicapped person
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you can apologize to on the phone.
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Deaf people require that
you go to their house.
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Right.
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I wouldn't think they would
want that, that's all.
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I still would appreciate it
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if you would come by
and apologize to her.
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She really loves that dog.
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That dog sits in your lap
while you're watching TV?
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'm more than happy to come by.
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[Hal] Thanks.
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What did you call me?
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Fuck you!
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What? What?
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[Larry] Cheryl was in bed.
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She had a little temperature.
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Mm-hmm.
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But something about it that
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kind of turned me on.
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- She's sick.
- I understand.
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- She's helpless.
- I understand.
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You know what I mean?
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I like it the reverse, when I'm sick.
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Yeah, I like it either way.
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I just... I guess I just like sick sex.
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Yeah!
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- It's all good.
- Okay, okay.
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- It's good. Okay? Okay?
- Okay, alright. So...
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- Let me ask you this question.
- Uh-huh.
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You know my father's been
kind of depressed lately.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So, I'm thinking maybe actually
getting him one of those
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you know, the massages,
the happy-ending kind.
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- Happy ending.
- Massage.
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- I am the guy.
- Really?
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- I am the guy.
- Yeah?
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- You want some names?
- Anybody.
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Well, I got some great ones,
and they give great massages.
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So he thinks he's getting a massage.
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- Yes.
- He's gonna freak out man.
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I know the perfect girl.
Her name's Lisa.
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- Lisa.
- Lisa.
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She will treat him like a king.
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She's the best girl you could
possibly get for this.
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- Mm.
- Best girl for what?
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What's the girl who cleans on Tuesday?
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- What's her name again?
- Oh, Rosalina.
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- Rosalina.
- She's terrific.
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You've got her number.
You'll give it to him.
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- Yeah, alright.
- Okay, good, good.
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- Oh, you know what.
- What?
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I-I need to ask you a question
about sign language.
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I was in the men's room
earlier with Hal.
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- Okay.
- And I was drying my hands.
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And I must have signed
something inadvertently
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because all of a sudden,
he got pissed off
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and said, "Fuck you," and stormed out.
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Well, what did you do?
Re-enact.
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I was drying my hands, you know?
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- Yeah.
- And then...
245
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,763
I remember scratching
246
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,016
my finger like this.
247
00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,225
[Susie] Oh, wait a minute.
248
00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,811
Larry, this means "cocksucker."
249
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:25,648
You called him a cocksucker.
Think about it.
250
00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,275
You called him a cocksucker?
251
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,194
- You called him a cocksucker.
- Are you kidding?
252
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,571
Yes, that's what this is.
You called Hal...
253
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,907
One of the sweetest guys in
the world, a cocksucker.
254
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,367
He said, "Fuck you," and
walked out? Good for him.
255
00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,287
- Ha!
- Unbelievable.
256
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,831
Meanwhile, I got nobody to take
to see "Grease" tomorrow.
257
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,208
- Oh, Cheryl's sick.
- She's sick, yeah.
258
00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,419
- She's not even going.
- So, you got nobody to go with.
259
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,004
Who watches "Grease" by themselves?
260
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,214
You gotta go with somebody.
261
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,549
I have nobody to take.
262
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,967
I'll go.
263
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,179
I'll go to "Grease" with you.
264
00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,682
That's Mike.
He's my exterminator.
265
00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,101
How you doing? I...
266
00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,519
I heard you say you got an extra ticket.
267
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,646
I'd love to go.
268
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,650
Well, you know, this is, it's
a middle-school production
269
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,152
kids doing "Grease."
you don't wanna go see that.
270
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,114
I'd love it.
I'd love to go.
271
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,492
Well, you know
272
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,162
my wife could get better by tomorrow.
273
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,623
- I really... What? What?
- Okay.
274
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,125
Yeah, no, I understand.
I get it.
275
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,960
What? You get what?
What are you talking about?
276
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,586
I shouldn't have done that.
I'm sorry.
277
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,964
Mr. Greene, I'm sorry about
that. I'll finish up and--
278
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,383
No, that's crazy.
No, don't be silly.
279
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,760
I just overheard that you
had an extra ticket
280
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:41,641
and I love "Grease," and I'd
love to go, but... Yeah.
281
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,017
Alright, okay.
282
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,270
- That's great.
- Okay, yeah, you can go.
283
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,397
We're gonna have a blast.
I-I... That's gonna be fun.
284
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,565
- That's gonna be great.
- Okay.
285
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,151
Should I pick you up?
286
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,735
- Sure, pick me up.
- Hey.
287
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,572
We're gonna have fun.
We'll get fucked up. Ha-ha!
288
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,615
- You know?
- Yeah.
289
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,207
It went good yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
290
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,833
- Really?
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
291
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,044
- When are you gonna hear?
- I'll know today.
292
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,506
- Today? You're kidding.
- Yes, today. Oh, yeah.
293
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,092
- You flipped him.
- I flipped his ass good, man.
294
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,260
Huh?
295
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,469
Took the whole conversation over.
296
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,138
So, you were interviewing him
297
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,307
as to whether or not he
was good enough for you.
298
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,726
Yeah, I think I got it.
I'm flipping ass right now.
299
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,852
- I'm out of control right now.
- Don't flip me, man.
300
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,313
How do you know if I haven't
already flipped your ass?
301
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,856
- I'm unflippable.
- How do you know?
302
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,900
- Only women can flip me.
- I'll flip you, Larry.
303
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,693
Words to the wise, Larry.
304
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,238
This toaster ain't worth a damn. Mm!
305
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,698
Alright, y'all, what you think?
306
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,074
- Ooh, look at you, look at you.
- What you think?
307
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,743
- Do I look professional?
- It's on now pro-fes-sion-nal.
308
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,244
- LD?
- You're looking pretty good.
309
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,913
I gotta say.
310
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,122
You still gonna give me
that ride, though, right?
311
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,624
Yeah, I'm gonna take you.
312
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,458
Hey, I'm sensing two jobs.
313
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,794
- Alright, I'm feeling that.
- Two jobs.
314
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,255
And then maybe, you know,
you'll think about
315
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,634
getting your own, your own place.
316
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,927
So, you really like my suit?
317
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,636
- Man, that is banging, girl.
- Perfect?
318
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,472
'Cause you don't wanna
be, like, too assuming.
319
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,350
You know, even if one of
you actually got a job
320
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:09,896
you could probably all just
move into an apartment, huh?
321
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,856
Yeah, something to...
322
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,568
- Hey!
- Hey!
323
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,111
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
324
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,655
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
325
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,114
What are you doing? I thought
you were coming later.
326
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,116
Later?
I couldn't wait to see you.
327
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,118
I couldn't wait to get
here. My goodness!
328
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,956
I-I am so happy to see you.
Do I look good?
329
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,541
- Pretty good.
- Yes, pretty good.
330
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,294
You know, do I look healthier?
Do I look relaxed?
331
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,214
I gotta say, you gotta,
you gotta, look relaxed.
332
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,216
You got a nice bounce to your step.
333
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,343
Yes, I do have a bounce to my step
334
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,095
because something
wonderful happened to me
335
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,638
not just a massage.
336
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,473
- Really?
- I had a nice massage.
337
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,433
Oh, boy, what a massage
338
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:51,145
and this girl likes me.
339
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,440
This girl maybe even loves me
340
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,651
and I am in love with her.
341
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,446
Dad, I'm thrilled you had a good time.
342
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,365
- Yeah.
- You enjoyed the massage.
343
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,409
- Yes, I did.
- They like all their clients.
344
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,287
This is their job, to
like their clients.
345
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,497
She outdid herself on this job.
346
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,832
You know what I want to do?
347
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,875
I want to get her something lovely
348
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,085
something wonderful.
349
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,920
No, no, no, what, are you, crazy?
350
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,171
Yes, yes, I'm crazy.
351
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,798
Don't buy her any presents, okay?
352
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,301
- Why not?
- She got paid for the massage.
353
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,845
You don't need to buy her any
big present or anything.
354
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,514
Come on, Larry.
This is personal.
355
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,517
She did things that say love.
356
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,269
[Cheryl] Larry!
357
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,315
I gotta...
I'll be right down.
358
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,066
- Do you hear me?
- This is love.
359
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,486
Yeah, they, you know, they...
they like everybody.
360
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,405
But this one liked me particularly.
361
00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,616
Larry!
362
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,910
- Hey.
- Hey.
363
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,371
Could you get me some wheat toast?
364
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,332
- Wheat toast?
- Yeah.
365
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,624
You know what?
366
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,208
Honest to God, I gotta take
367
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,586
Loretta to this job interview
368
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,922
and that toaster takes a year.
369
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,716
This is what
I'm talking about.
370
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,010
You don't care about me.
371
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,470
No, of course
I care about you.
372
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,263
I feel like eating for the first time...
373
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,848
- In I don't know how long.
- Alright, okay. I'll...
374
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,683
Alright,
I'll get you the wheat toast.
375
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,726
Okay.
376
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,065
Oh, wow.
I'll bet you get--
377
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,650
Hey, Leon.
Sorry, man, I need the toaster.
378
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,070
- LD, are we leaving soon?
- Huh? Yeah.
379
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,655
I just gotta make
Cheryl some wheat toast.
380
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,824
I got a lot of time invested
in this toaster, Larry.
381
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,534
Now, I'm gonna have to
start all over again.
382
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,619
You don't have to start all over.
383
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,828
I gotta start all over again.
384
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,121
You pick up where you left off.
385
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,081
I can't pause toast.
386
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,374
You can pause toast.
387
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,583
If this toast goes back in that machine
388
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,709
it's gonna lose its essence, Larry.
389
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,252
It's not even gonna be toast no more.
390
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,755
Leon! Leon! Will you
get a man his toast?
391
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:52,016
Okay, here you go.
392
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,435
- Alright, honey.
- Wait a second.
393
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,853
I wanted toast.
394
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,313
- That's toast.
- It's not toasted.
395
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,773
No, no, it's toast.
That's toast.
396
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,067
I didn't want bread.
I wanted toast.
397
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,027
This has been in the toaster.
398
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,695
Can you toast it again?
399
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,740
- 'Cause it's not...
- You can't pause toast.
400
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:11,327
- Yo, LD!
- Alright.
401
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,870
She's gonna be late for her interview.
402
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,248
- Go. Just go.
- She's probably al... you know.
403
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:19,877
I'm sorry, honey, I'm sorry.
I did the best... I'm sorry.
404
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,338
[Loretta] Larry!
405
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,590
- LD, please!
- Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
406
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,843
- Hurry! I need to go!
- You know, she's sick up--
407
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,886
I'm gonna be late.
I have got to get there.
408
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,888
Alright, let me just get
my... Dad, come on.
409
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,056
- Okay, come on.
- She's late.
410
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,391
I'm gonna use you as my good-luck piece.
411
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,059
- Come on, come on.
- Okay, come on.
412
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,770
- Oh, shit, my phone.
- What now?
413
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,773
[Loretta] Alright great, let's go.
414
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,483
[Larry] I'm sorry, really.
415
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,155
LD, do you think we can
go a little faster?
416
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,573
Loretta, I swear,
I'm going as fast as I can.
417
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,866
What can I do?
418
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,409
Okay, well, just try to step on it.
419
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,994
- I mean there's traffic here.
- I know it is.
420
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,912
Look at this Schmohawk over here.
421
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,956
- Ha-ha! Schmohawk.
- What?!
422
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,207
I-I taught him that when he was a kid.
423
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,084
- He taught me that--
- I used to call--
424
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,462
Every bad driver was a Schmohawk.
425
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,796
- Do you like that one?
- Yeah.
426
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,970
Okay thanks.
I'll be right back.
427
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,768
Hi. I know I'm late, but
I'm Loretta Black.
428
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,353
I have an interview with Mr. Badnick.
429
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,563
He waited for half an hour.
430
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,190
He had to leave.
I'm sorry.
431
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,983
Can we reschedule?
432
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,694
He's already filled the position.
433
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,952
15 whole minutes we were
waiting on that damn toaster.
434
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,913
- 15 minutes!
- It's a slow toaster.
435
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,539
Yes! Because of that damned toaster
436
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,500
I missed my job interview.
437
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,335
I'm sor... I'm gonna buy a
new toaster right now.
438
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,253
Yeah, that's exactly
what you need to do.
439
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,713
Right now,
I'm buying a new toaster.
440
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,216
And I'm gonna get a toaster for Lisa.
441
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,967
Will you stop it, please?
442
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,845
I am gonna get my love lady
443
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,014
I am gonna get her a toaster.
444
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,229
[Loretta] I don't know, LD.
445
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,647
Look, you can put a bagel in there.
446
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,148
You don't have to press down on it.
447
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,608
Ah. So that's the bagel side...
448
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,984
Yes, they've taken the
bagel into consideration.
449
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:10,988
That's a good one, but do you
think it's gonna take all day?
450
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,324
Well, you know, that's the question.
451
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,954
Uh-huh.
What, you like that?
452
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,372
- He's cute.
- Yeah?
453
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,957
A little too beige for me, though.
454
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,667
- Too beige? Really?
- Yeah, I like them chocolate.
455
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,752
- You like them chocolate.
- I like them chocolate.
456
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,295
I could care less about shade.
457
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,713
- Really?
- Yeah.
458
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,881
What do you like?
459
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,800
I could go anywhere from like albino
460
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,719
to the "Heart of Darkness"
Africa black.
461
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:34,929
- No way.
- Yeah.
462
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,767
[Larry] Oh, that's-that's Jean.
463
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,102
I'll be right back.
464
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:45,606
Hi. Ahem.
465
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,651
Toaster? Yeah.
466
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,195
Yeah, you told me.
467
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,573
Sorry about what...
468
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,284
I was joking about the dog.
469
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,535
Ha, ha, ha.
470
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,954
Joking, joking.
471
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,498
No, not a rat.
No rat.
472
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,709
No, no.
473
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,169
I like the dog.
474
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,758
You want me to kiss him?
Yeah, to make up, sure.
475
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,219
Okay, okay.
476
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,472
Yeah, yeah.
477
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,769
Thank you. Oh.
478
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,606
And your husband,
I was in the bathroom...
479
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,523
You know and...
480
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,151
And he was washing, and I went like this
481
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,404
'cause I had a scratch and...
482
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,657
That's bad.
"Cocksucker," come on.
483
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,907
Misunderstanding.
484
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,119
Yeah, misunderstanding.
485
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,000
Okay. Sorry.
486
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,086
You'll be at the play?
"Grease?"
487
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,008
- That kind of joy.
- Hmm.
488
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,677
It's not that.
Of course, it's some sexual
489
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,056
but she's got a kind of
way of looking at me
490
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,849
that makes me feel warm.
491
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,143
- She does it for you, huh?
- Oh, my God.
492
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,480
Listen,
I saw a cappuccino machine.
493
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,773
I love this thing and
I know you are too.
494
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,026
You're not getting her a
cappuccino machine, okay?
495
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,278
Listen, dad.
I set this massage up, okay?
496
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,615
This woman gives like, you
know, happy-ending massages.
497
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,116
She gives them to everybody.
498
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,368
I don't know what you're talking
about with this happy ending.
499
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,536
I'm talking about this.
500
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,954
All I know is, this girl,
for goodness sake--
501
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,122
What is it?
It's this, this, you know--
502
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,874
Oh.
503
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,797
Oh! No, that wasn't to you!
504
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,507
It's a misunderstanding!
505
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,592
Misunderstanding!
506
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,138
Oh, hey, Hal.
It's Larry David calling.
507
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,974
Um, there was a little incident
at the department store
508
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,434
earlier today with your wife
509
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,561
and she may have misinterpreted
something I did
510
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,398
a gesture, you know, uh...
511
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,608
Anyway, I just wanna
talk to you about it
512
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,318
and tell you what's going on.
513
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,655
Um, call me... Actually,
call me on my cell phone.
514
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,782
I'm gonna be out.
Um, okay.
515
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,118
Thanks, Hal.
516
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,539
Whoo, Keysha is sick as a dog.
517
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,624
- What?
- She's sick.
518
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,251
- She really feels bad.
- You're kidding.
519
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,044
- Nuh-uh, I think--
- She's not gonna be in the play?
520
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,047
No. I think she might've caught
that bug that Cheryl's got.
521
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,006
Oh, man.
522
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,465
So I'm gonna take her some juice.
523
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,677
- See if she can hold it down.
- Alright.
524
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,015
Hello?
525
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,976
Hi, it's Bill from Woodcrest
Financial Services calling.
526
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,477
[Bill] I'm calling about the offer.
527
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,936
Uh, okay.
528
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:33,107
Bill, listen, do me a favor...
529
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,776
Please stop calling, okay?
I'm not interested.
530
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,445
I've got an offer you are
gonna love, though.
531
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,821
This is a serious offer.
532
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,489
You're a bit of a numbskull, aren't you?
533
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,116
Nothing seems to register.
534
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,535
When you order a soda at a
counter and you get the soda
535
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,911
do you keep saying
536
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,371
"I'd like a soda,
I'd like a soda
537
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,580
I'd like a soda,
I'd like a soda?"
538
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,124
Wait, wait, wait.
539
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,709
You have no idea what we're
talking about here.
540
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,461
We're prepared to make you an offer.
541
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,965
I just called Leon Black
to offer him that job.
542
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,926
He just about told me to fuck myself.
543
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,803
Hmm.
544
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,683
Yo, yo!
545
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,311
Hey, it's Hal, just returning your call.
546
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,271
What up, Al?
Ha-ha-ha!
547
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,273
What's going on, boy?
Yeah, what's going down?
548
00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:19,445
Oh, nothing, uh, you, uh, are
you calling to apologize?
549
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,113
What? The fuck you talking about, man?
550
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,199
Look here, man.
Your lady came on to me.
551
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,159
I hit that ass and I moved on, dawg.
552
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,411
You wasn't in town, dawg.
This shit is over, man.
553
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,122
Oh, okay.
Oh, I get it now.
554
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,500
You're doing a black-guy character
555
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,084
because I'm a black guy, right?
556
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,503
Black man doin' his thing, baby.
557
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,005
Barack Obama, motherfucker.
Barack Obama.
558
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,007
"I'm the President,
I'm hitting that ass."
559
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,759
Look, that's not cool, man, alright?
560
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,177
Actually, it's kind of offensive.
561
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,595
Don't do it, okay?
562
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,638
Black man's doin' his
motherfucking thing
563
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,348
in the world, baby.
You feel me?
564
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,308
Actually, I said, "Don't talk
to me like that," okay?
565
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,477
It's offensive.
I thought you were calling back
566
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,479
to apologize about what
you said to my wife!
567
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,481
You have your wife back, man.
I don't want the bitch no more.
568
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,608
I just said I hit it and I quit it, man.
569
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,611
Can't believe you, man.
I cannot fucking believe you!
570
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,281
- I done moved on, dawg.
- Fuck you, Larry!
571
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,202
- Hey, Larry!
- Hey.
572
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,830
- Hey, you took my phone, man.
- What?
573
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,623
- You got my phone.
- I have your phone?
574
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,083
Yeah, our phones got all mixed up, man.
575
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,501
You got my phone and I got your phone.
576
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:16,752
How do you know?
577
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,045
I'm trying to call my boos, man.
578
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,380
Gonna use speed dial, man.
579
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,422
I'm getting all these
old-ass people, man.
580
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,925
Hey, sorry.
581
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,803
Anybody call me?
582
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,847
No, uh-uh.
583
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,474
Anybody call me from
Woodcrest Financial?
584
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:35,229
- No.
- Hmm. Okay.
585
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,607
- Anybody call me?
- No.
586
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,318
Guy named Hal call?
587
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,614
- Nope.
- Okay.
588
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,032
- Give me my phone.
- Give me my phone.
589
00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:50,286
- Mmm!
- Hmm.
590
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,746
I'll get that.
591
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,542
- Hi. I'm here for Larry.
- Hey.
592
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,253
Come on in, man.
593
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:03,507
Come all up in here.
Hey, Larry!
594
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,009
- What's your name, man?
- Mike.
595
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,760
Hey, Larry,
Mike's down here for you.
596
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,179
- I'll be right down.
- Alright.
597
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,517
So how you meet, Larry?
598
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,938
Uh... we met... I run an
extermination company
599
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,441
and I was working on Mr. Greene's house
600
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,987
Larry was there, and that's,
that's where I met him.
601
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,864
You killing them bugs, huh?
602
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:31,452
Yeah, bugs, rodents, all
those... all that.
603
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,122
So, um, what you and Larry
getting into tonight?
604
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,625
We're gonna see a
production of "Grease."
605
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,669
And then maybe get a bite
to eat or something.
606
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,129
Mm-hmm.
607
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,302
[Leon] LD, my man.
608
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,682
- Hey.
- Hey.
609
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:54,975
- How's it going?
- Great.
610
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,311
How-how you doing?
611
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,771
Good.
612
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,317
- You look nice.
- Oh, thanks.
613
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,819
So you, you found it okay?
614
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,907
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I've been here before. I...
615
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:12,159
One of your neighbors
had an infestation.
616
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,702
- Good.
- Yeah.
617
00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,329
I already kind of know
the area a little.
618
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,998
- Ah.
- Yeah, it was easy, heh.
619
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,379
Well, we should probably get going.
620
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:24,546
Okay.
Sounds good.
621
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,549
- Nice meeting you.
- Alright, man.
622
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,719
Um, I-I'll be a little late.
623
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,388
Have a good time.
624
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,648
[Larry] Oh. Uh, excuse me.
625
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,654
Oh, oh.
626
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:52,157
This is my masseuse, Lisa.
My son, Larry.
627
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,826
- Hello, hi.
- Nice to meet you, Mr. David.
628
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,036
This is Mike the exterminator.
629
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,663
- That's my dad.
- Hi, Mike.
630
00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:58,955
- It's an honor, sir.
- Yeah.
631
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,457
- That's Lisa the masseuse.
- Hello.
632
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,084
- Hello.
- So nice to meet you two.
633
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,712
Likewise.
634
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,505
How are you doing?
635
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,424
- Hey.
- Sammie's big night.
636
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,967
- Ah.
- All excited.
637
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,427
Yeah.
638
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:12,678
You look good out of your uniform.
639
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,096
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
640
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,765
- Pretty sharp, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
641
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,767
Appreciate it.
642
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,978
[Susie] Hey, Jean.
643
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,064
Yeah.
644
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,067
You called and insulted
her husband, Hal?
645
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,736
- What?
- Are you kidding?
646
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,363
What? I didn't talk to Hal.
No talk to Hal.
647
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,782
Yes, you did, Larry.
You called Hal.
648
00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,869
- You said racist remarks?
- What?
649
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,704
You're lying.
You're a fucking liar!
650
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,080
- Who's saying that?
- Are you saying that?
651
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,498
- Or she's saying that?
- I'm saying that.
652
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,083
Oh, you're saying that?
No talk, no talk.
653
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,336
Don't play innocent.
Look her in the eye. She knows.
654
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,422
- What? No.
- You're a rotten apple.
655
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,507
I'm not a rotten apple.
Tell her I'm a good apple.
656
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,009
I'm not telling her shit for you.
657
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,761
I'm a good-good apple.
658
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,388
Good apple.
659
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,932
Fuck you.
660
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,851
- She talks?
- What?
661
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,103
Good, you heard me!
662
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,065
You too!
663
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:09,902
[Susie] What the hell did you do, sicko?
664
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,196
What does he get her all
upset like that for?
665
00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,906
Shh.
666
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:15,991
Ladies and gentlemen
"Grease" is about to begin.
667
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:19,036
Please turn off all cell
phones. Thank you.
668
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,208
- It's a rat!
- What?
669
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,626
[Mike] I got it,
I got it, I got it.
670
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,960
I got it. I got it. I got it.
671
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,796
Look out, look out, look out.
672
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,137
It's not a rat!
It's a dog!
673
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,973
It's a dog!
Oh, my God, it's a dog!
674
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,183
It's a dog!
675
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,230
- It's a dog!
- Are you crazy?
676
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,191
It's a rat.
It's a rat.
677
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,154
What did you do to him?
678
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,157
- It's a rat.
- No.
679
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:02,746
- Well...
- Yeah. Heh-heh.
680
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,499
- This is it.
- Yeah. Uh, that was...
681
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,876
- That was pretty fun.
- Yeah.
682
00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:11,213
Yeah, was, feels, feels good.
It was fun.
683
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,340
It was a little weird with that dog.
684
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,590
You know, that's your training.
685
00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:16,885
- Yeah, you know?
- You-you reacted.
686
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,929
That was, it was...
It was instinctual.
687
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,347
Yeah, I'd do it again, you know?
688
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,432
- Absolutely.
- Ahem.
689
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,518
Yeah, it's just, it's unfortunate.
690
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,186
It was a dog.
691
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,897
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the bad part.
692
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,276
Uh, it's sad that we didn't
get to see the show.
693
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:33,609
Yeah, I would've liked to have seen it.
694
00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:34,987
I was looking forward to it.
695
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,821
- Me too, a lot.
- Yeah.
696
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:41,743
If they happen to redo it,
I'll go if you want.
697
00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,662
- Alright, we'll see.
- Okay.
698
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,747
Okay.
What are you gonna do?
699
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,542
- I'm just gonna go in.
- Okay.
700
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,961
Alright.
Yeah, okay.
701
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,005
- Bye.
- Alright, take it easy.
702
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:55,174
- See ya.
- Bye.
703
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,352
Hi, honey.
704
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,271
Oh. How are you doing?
705
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,230
I don't feel well.
706
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,440
- No?
- No.
707
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,859
- I made you some toast.
- Oh, really?
708
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,695
- You want--
- How's the new toaster?
709
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,323
It's great.
710
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,116
Oh, goodness.
711
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,576
I feel so awful.
712
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,952
Oh, no.
713
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:26,038
Oh, man,
I've got a headache.
714
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,290
- Oh.
- Oh.
715
00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,791
- Do I have a fever?
- I think you do.
716
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:30,876
Really?
717
00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:31,960
Yeah.
718
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,086
I don't feel well, honey.
719
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,796
- I know, I'm sorry.
- Really?
720
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,548
I'm gonna take very good care of you.
721
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:37,840
- You are?
- Yeah, of course.
722
00:28:37,965 --> 00:28:39,384
Thank you.
723
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,969
Thank you, honey.
724
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,390
What are you doing?
725
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,767
No good?
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