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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,275 Unbelievable. 2 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,487 Huh? This is the slowest toaster. 3 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:31,698 Man, oh, man. I can't take it. 4 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,784 Cheap-ass toaster, that's what happened. 5 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:35,744 Hey, do you want to get this job today? 6 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,329 You're damn right I do. 7 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,623 Can I give you, can I give you a little tip, huh? 8 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,583 - Let's do it. - You're gonna go in. 9 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:46,296 He'll be up here, okay? You're down here, right? He's on top. 10 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,257 - He's asking you the questions. - Uh-huh. 11 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,841 Then all of a sudden, the interview starts. 12 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,760 He asks some questions, you answer some questions. 13 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,304 Then you start asking him the questions, and you flip it. 14 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,139 Now, he's trying to impress you. 15 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,849 - Turn that shit around on him. - Turn it around on him. 16 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,434 Topsy-turvy that motherfucker. 17 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,520 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Why you got no credit cards? 18 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,646 You got no credit cards at all? 19 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,022 Why don't you have a credit card, sir? 20 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,482 You have no credit cards? 21 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,526 Why do you order these CDs out of those magazines 22 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:10,069 and be sending 'em next door to the neighbor 23 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:12,197 and then when the UPS guy comes you pick 'em up 24 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,032 like you live there and shit? Why is that? 25 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,618 You keep ordering CDs that you don't pay for? 26 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,203 I'm just saying, example how to turn that shit around 27 00:01:19,328 --> 00:01:20,622 on his ass, you know what I mean? 28 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:21,999 - Specific shit, though. - I don't know. 29 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:23,375 It might not be such a good idea 30 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,376 this whole flip-it thing. 31 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,961 I like it, man. I like it. 32 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,546 Hello. 33 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,506 Hi, is this Mr. David I'm speaking with? 34 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,925 You know what? I'm sorry. I'm really not interested. 35 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,594 I understand you're in the market for a mortgage. 36 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:34,803 Telemarketer. 37 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,305 So to preserve your financial-- 38 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,682 Right, huh? He's talking right now. 39 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,934 Sir, I said I'm really not interested. 40 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,769 [Leon] He don't give a fuck. He don't give a fuck about-- 41 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,229 He's still talking. Alright. 42 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,231 Please please don't call here again. 43 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:49,192 - Is there someone else-- - Sir, I'm sorry. 44 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,320 - What the fuck? - They're crazy. 45 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,821 - Got the same phone. - You do? 46 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,948 - Same damn phone. - Yeah, this is a good product. 47 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:56,575 LD, you taking the kids to school? 48 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,993 I'm taking the kids to school. 49 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,788 Thank you. Baby, get your backpacks over there. 50 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,749 - There you go. - Larry! 51 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:07,294 Alight, one sec! This is really unbelievable. 52 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,171 [Cheryl] Larry! 53 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,090 - Hey. - What are you doing? 54 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,383 I feel like you forgot about me. 55 00:02:14,508 --> 00:02:16,345 No, no, of course not. I didn't forget about you. 56 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,639 I don't have anything to drink. 57 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,766 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 58 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:24,311 I'm dealing with that farkakte toaster down there, you know? 59 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:28,065 Do you realize how sick I am? 60 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,650 - Do you have a fever? - Yeah. 61 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:30,692 How do you do it? This way? 62 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,235 No, I'm... Please. 63 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:35,072 If you would just help me out a little. 64 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:37,157 Always had a problem telling fever. 65 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,825 - Yeah, yeah. - Then you feel your head. 66 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,035 See, I feel I'm hotter than you. 67 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,620 Now, I feel I have a fever. 68 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:43,205 Maybe I'm getting sick. 69 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,999 Touch my head. Am I sick? 70 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:48,919 You don't have a fever. 71 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,838 - Hey, guess what. - Mmm? 72 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:55,050 Leon has a job interview today. 73 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,177 - Yeah, that's good. - Yeah. 74 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,804 And Loretta has one tomorrow. 75 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:02,181 This is unbelievable. If one of 'em gets a job... 76 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,310 ...they're out. 77 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,687 Look, I don't think I'm gonna be able to go 78 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:07,895 to Keysha's play tomorrow. 79 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,356 - You're kidding. - You... 80 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,274 You should probably take somebody else or something. 81 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,442 - Really? - Yeah. 82 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,735 - I wanna take you, honey. - No. 83 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,237 I don't wanna take anybody else. 84 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,655 I can't go out there with other people... 85 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:20,032 - I wanna take you. - And sit in a crowd. 86 00:03:20,157 --> 00:03:21,910 Wanna take you. 87 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:28,834 Please tell me you're not coming on to me. 88 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,168 No good? 89 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:32,921 If you could just get me some water and some juice 90 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,631 that would be great. 91 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,217 - Alright, anyway. - I'm really tired. 92 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,847 Alright, I'm gonna get you some water, okay? 93 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,724 This is very nice, by the way, this thing. 94 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,184 Okay, thank you, Larry. 95 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,521 Hey! 96 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,568 - Ah! Hello, fellow parents. - Hi, Larry. 97 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:55,944 - Huh? - How's it going, Larry? 98 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,237 - Good. How are you, Hal? - Good. 99 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,531 - Hi, Jean. Susie. - Last. Yeah. 100 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,408 Hey, guys, I'm sorry. I gotta get going. 101 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,411 I'll see you later, okay? I love you. 102 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,037 - Bye. - So cute. 103 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,622 - Bye, bye. - Bye, bye. 104 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,458 That's the sign for "bye," right, huh? 105 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,834 - Yeah. - See, I got that down. Bye. 106 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,336 - Yeah, you're a genius. - Huh? Bye. 107 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,839 How 'bout "so-so"? So-so, is that it? 108 00:04:16,964 --> 00:04:17,799 - Yeah. - See, how 'bout that? 109 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:18,925 Yeah, it's great. Great. 110 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,719 How about, "Phew, it stinks?" 111 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,430 I know a lot more, too. Let me ask you a question. 112 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,140 - What? - You happy with your toaster? 113 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,475 You happy with your toaster? 114 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,059 [Susie] Why, what's wrong? 115 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,561 It takes forever. It's so slow. 116 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,730 Oh, it's slow. 117 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,983 Oh there's a sale. Sur la Table. 118 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:35,901 Sur la Table's having a sale on toasters. 119 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,068 - Sur la Table? - Yeah. 120 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,195 How do you know how to say "Sur la Table?" 121 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,529 She spelled it, Larry. 122 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,198 - She spelled it. - You're pretty good. 123 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,908 Yeah, there's a lot of things about me you don't know. 124 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,201 - Hello, sweetheart. - Hi, mom. 125 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:45,994 I'm going to that sale. You too? 126 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:46,912 - Yeah. - Alright. 127 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,288 - Hi, Sammie. - Hi. 128 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,040 Ah! Spider! Spider! 129 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,291 - Oh, my God! - Spider! aghh! 130 00:04:52,416 --> 00:04:53,752 - He killed a spider! - Come on! 131 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:54,795 Larry, what is the matter with you? 132 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,546 - Killing a live creature! - What? 133 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:57,964 [Susie] What is wrong with you? 134 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,674 You're traumatizing these kids! 135 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,801 What are you talking about? It's a spider. 136 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,093 It's a living creature, Larry. 137 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,637 Oh, living creature! 138 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,263 Do you want that living creature crawling up your leg? 139 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,015 These kids don't need to see that kind of violence. 140 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,683 It's a little spider. Big deal. 141 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:12,646 - Are you okay, sweetie? - Oh, my God. Is that your dog? 142 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:14,606 I thought it was, like, half rat or something. 143 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,610 Said it's a rat. 144 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,988 You know, like it looks... No, it's-it's a joke. 145 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,199 I was joking! 146 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,659 Joking! 147 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,661 You insulted her now, okay? She can't hear you screaming. 148 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,454 - What did you-what did you-- - You heard what I said. 149 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,040 I said you said it was half-rat. 150 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,793 How do you wind up with a dog like that? 151 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,711 Mm! 152 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,386 - Oh, hey, Hal. - Hey, how you doing, Larry? 153 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,013 Good, do you know what? I-I'm glad I saw you again 154 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:50,767 because after you left, I made a little comment 155 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:53,436 that maybe didn't go over so well with your wife. 156 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:57,899 I said her dog looked, you know, half-rat. 157 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,401 - Really? - Yeah. 158 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,444 - I was joking in my tone. - Mm-hmm. 159 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,071 I had a joking tone 160 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,575 but I guess because, you know she doesn't hear 161 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,077 she's not able to detect tone. 162 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,954 - No. - You know, the dog. 163 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,622 It is kind of a ratty-looking dog. 164 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,624 You've gotta admit that. 165 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,418 - She loves that dog. - How about you? 166 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,712 - Do you pet that dog? - Yeah, I pet-- 167 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,088 - You pet that dog? - I pet that dog. 168 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,967 - You pet that dog? - I pet that dog, yes. 169 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:27,345 Anyway, just do me a favor and tell her I was joking. 170 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,513 I'm sorry. 171 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,599 Well, I think you should apologize. 172 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:36,021 Well, I would, except I can't really call her. 173 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,188 The deaf thing again. 174 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:39,190 I know she's deaf. 175 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:41,151 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 176 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,570 Why don't you come over and just apologize face to face 177 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:46,907 so she can actually see it coming out of your mouth? 178 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,743 You want me to come by, make a special trip? 179 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,119 I wouldn't think she would want that. 180 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,705 I would think that they wanna be treated like everybody else. 181 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:54,956 What do you mean "they?" 182 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,208 Well, deaf people, 'cause they're the only ones 183 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,961 who need a special pop-in apology. 184 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,630 Every other kind of handicapped person 185 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,173 you can apologize to on the phone. 186 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:06,718 Deaf people require that you go to their house. 187 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,136 Right. 188 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,638 I wouldn't think they would want that, that's all. 189 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,847 I still would appreciate it 190 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,807 if you would come by and apologize to her. 191 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,268 She really loves that dog. 192 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:19,230 That dog sits in your lap while you're watching TV? 193 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,398 Yeah. 194 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,068 Okay, I'm more than happy to come by. 195 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,819 [Hal] Thanks. 196 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:34,829 What did you call me? 197 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,415 Fuck you! 198 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,167 What? What? 199 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:47,717 [Larry] Cheryl was in bed. 200 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,135 She had a little temperature. 201 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,095 Mm-hmm. 202 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,972 But something about it that 203 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,139 kind of turned me on. 204 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,516 - She's sick. - I understand. 205 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,684 - She's helpless. - I understand. 206 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,935 You know what I mean? 207 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,187 I like it the reverse, when I'm sick. 208 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,313 Yeah, I like it either way. 209 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:03,775 I just... I guess I just like sick sex. 210 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:06,027 Yeah! 211 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,612 - It's all good. - Okay, okay. 212 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,197 - It's good. Okay? Okay? - Okay, alright. So... 213 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,699 - Let me ask you this question. - Uh-huh. 214 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,951 You know my father's been kind of depressed lately. 215 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,536 Yeah. Yeah. 216 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,998 So, I'm thinking maybe actually getting him one of those 217 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:21,710 you know, the massages, the happy-ending kind. 218 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,420 - Happy ending. - Massage. 219 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,963 - I am the guy. - Really? 220 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,172 - I am the guy. - Yeah? 221 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,841 - You want some names? - Anybody. 222 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,385 Well, I got some great ones, and they give great massages. 223 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,553 So he thinks he's getting a massage. 224 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,221 - Yes. - He's gonna freak out man. 225 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,848 I know the perfect girl. Her name's Lisa. 226 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:35,974 - Lisa. - Lisa. 227 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,559 She will treat him like a king. 228 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,186 She's the best girl you could possibly get for this. 229 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,813 - Mm. - Best girl for what? 230 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,149 What's the girl who cleans on Tuesday? 231 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,859 - What's her name again? - Oh, Rosalina. 232 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,360 - Rosalina. - She's terrific. 233 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,778 You've got her number. You'll give it to him. 234 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,280 - Yeah, alright. - Okay, good, good. 235 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,990 - Oh, you know what. - What? 236 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:55,410 I-I need to ask you a question about sign language. 237 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,955 I was in the men's room earlier with Hal. 238 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,374 - Okay. - And I was drying my hands. 239 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,169 And I must have signed something inadvertently 240 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:06,129 because all of a sudden, he got pissed off 241 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,922 and said, "Fuck you," and stormed out. 242 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,424 Well, what did you do? Re-enact. 243 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,885 I was drying my hands, you know? 244 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,053 - Yeah. - And then... 245 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,763 I remember scratching 246 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:18,016 my finger like this. 247 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,225 [Susie] Oh, wait a minute. 248 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,811 Larry, this means "cocksucker." 249 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:25,648 You called him a cocksucker. Think about it. 250 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,275 You called him a cocksucker? 251 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,194 - You called him a cocksucker. - Are you kidding? 252 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,571 Yes, that's what this is. You called Hal... 253 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,907 One of the sweetest guys in the world, a cocksucker. 254 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,367 He said, "Fuck you," and walked out? Good for him. 255 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,287 - Ha! - Unbelievable. 256 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,831 Meanwhile, I got nobody to take to see "Grease" tomorrow. 257 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,208 - Oh, Cheryl's sick. - She's sick, yeah. 258 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,419 - She's not even going. - So, you got nobody to go with. 259 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,004 Who watches "Grease" by themselves? 260 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,214 You gotta go with somebody. 261 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,549 I have nobody to take. 262 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,967 I'll go. 263 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,179 I'll go to "Grease" with you. 264 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,682 That's Mike. He's my exterminator. 265 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,101 How you doing? I... 266 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,519 I heard you say you got an extra ticket. 267 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,646 I'd love to go. 268 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,650 Well, you know, this is, it's a middle-school production 269 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,152 kids doing "Grease." you don't wanna go see that. 270 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,114 I'd love it. I'd love to go. 271 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,492 Well, you know 272 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,162 my wife could get better by tomorrow. 273 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,623 - I really... What? What? - Okay. 274 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,125 Yeah, no, I understand. I get it. 275 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,960 What? You get what? What are you talking about? 276 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,586 I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry. 277 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,964 Mr. Greene, I'm sorry about that. I'll finish up and-- 278 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,383 No, that's crazy. No, don't be silly. 279 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,760 I just overheard that you had an extra ticket 280 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:41,641 and I love "Grease," and I'd love to go, but... Yeah. 281 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,017 Alright, okay. 282 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,270 - That's great. - Okay, yeah, you can go. 283 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,397 We're gonna have a blast. I-I... That's gonna be fun. 284 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,565 - That's gonna be great. - Okay. 285 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,151 Should I pick you up? 286 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,735 - Sure, pick me up. - Hey. 287 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,572 We're gonna have fun. We'll get fucked up. Ha-ha! 288 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,615 - You know? - Yeah. 289 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,207 It went good yesterday. Oh, yeah. 290 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,833 - Really? - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 291 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,044 - When are you gonna hear? - I'll know today. 292 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,506 - Today? You're kidding. - Yes, today. Oh, yeah. 293 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,092 - You flipped him. - I flipped his ass good, man. 294 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,260 Huh? 295 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,469 Took the whole conversation over. 296 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,138 So, you were interviewing him 297 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,307 as to whether or not he was good enough for you. 298 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,726 Yeah, I think I got it. I'm flipping ass right now. 299 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,852 - I'm out of control right now. - Don't flip me, man. 300 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,313 How do you know if I haven't already flipped your ass? 301 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,856 - I'm unflippable. - How do you know? 302 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,900 - Only women can flip me. - I'll flip you, Larry. 303 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,693 Words to the wise, Larry. 304 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,238 This toaster ain't worth a damn. Mm! 305 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,698 Alright, y'all, what you think? 306 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,074 - Ooh, look at you, look at you. - What you think? 307 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,743 - Do I look professional? - It's on now pro-fes-sion-nal. 308 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,244 - LD? - You're looking pretty good. 309 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,913 I gotta say. 310 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,122 You still gonna give me that ride, though, right? 311 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,624 Yeah, I'm gonna take you. 312 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,458 Hey, I'm sensing two jobs. 313 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,794 - Alright, I'm feeling that. - Two jobs. 314 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,255 And then maybe, you know, you'll think about 315 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,634 getting your own, your own place. 316 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:58,927 So, you really like my suit? 317 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,636 - Man, that is banging, girl. - Perfect? 318 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,472 'Cause you don't wanna be, like, too assuming. 319 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,350 You know, even if one of you actually got a job 320 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:09,896 you could probably all just move into an apartment, huh? 321 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,856 Yeah, something to... 322 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,568 - Hey! - Hey! 323 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,111 Thank you. Thank you so much. 324 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,655 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! 325 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,114 What are you doing? I thought you were coming later. 326 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,116 Later? I couldn't wait to see you. 327 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,118 I couldn't wait to get here. My goodness! 328 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,956 I-I am so happy to see you. Do I look good? 329 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,541 - Pretty good. - Yes, pretty good. 330 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,294 You know, do I look healthier? Do I look relaxed? 331 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,214 I gotta say, you gotta, you gotta, look relaxed. 332 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,216 You got a nice bounce to your step. 333 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,343 Yes, I do have a bounce to my step 334 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,095 because something wonderful happened to me 335 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,638 not just a massage. 336 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,473 - Really? - I had a nice massage. 337 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,433 Oh, boy, what a massage 338 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:51,145 and this girl likes me. 339 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,440 This girl maybe even loves me 340 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,651 and I am in love with her. 341 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,446 Dad, I'm thrilled you had a good time. 342 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,365 - Yeah. - You enjoyed the massage. 343 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,409 - Yes, I did. - They like all their clients. 344 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,287 This is their job, to like their clients. 345 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,497 She outdid herself on this job. 346 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,832 You know what I want to do? 347 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,875 I want to get her something lovely 348 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,085 something wonderful. 349 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,920 No, no, no, what, are you, crazy? 350 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,171 Yes, yes, I'm crazy. 351 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,798 Don't buy her any presents, okay? 352 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,301 - Why not? - She got paid for the massage. 353 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,845 You don't need to buy her any big present or anything. 354 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,514 Come on, Larry. This is personal. 355 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,517 She did things that say love. 356 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,269 [Cheryl] Larry! 357 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,315 I gotta... I'll be right down. 358 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,066 - Do you hear me? - This is love. 359 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,486 Yeah, they, you know, they... they like everybody. 360 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,405 But this one liked me particularly. 361 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,616 Larry! 362 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,910 - Hey. - Hey. 363 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,371 Could you get me some wheat toast? 364 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,332 - Wheat toast? - Yeah. 365 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,624 You know what? 366 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,208 Honest to God, I gotta take 367 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,586 Loretta to this job interview 368 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:59,922 and that toaster takes a year. 369 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,716 This is what I'm talking about. 370 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,010 You don't care about me. 371 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,470 No, of course I care about you. 372 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,263 I feel like eating for the first time... 373 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,848 - In I don't know how long. - Alright, okay. I'll... 374 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,683 Alright, I'll get you the wheat toast. 375 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,726 Okay. 376 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,065 Oh, wow. I'll bet you get-- 377 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,650 Hey, Leon. Sorry, man, I need the toaster. 378 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,070 - LD, are we leaving soon? - Huh? Yeah. 379 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,655 I just gotta make Cheryl some wheat toast. 380 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,824 I got a lot of time invested in this toaster, Larry. 381 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,534 Now, I'm gonna have to start all over again. 382 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,619 You don't have to start all over. 383 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,828 I gotta start all over again. 384 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,121 You pick up where you left off. 385 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,081 I can't pause toast. 386 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,374 You can pause toast. 387 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,583 If this toast goes back in that machine 388 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,709 it's gonna lose its essence, Larry. 389 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,252 It's not even gonna be toast no more. 390 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,755 Leon! Leon! Will you get a man his toast? 391 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:52,016 Okay, here you go. 392 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,435 - Alright, honey. - Wait a second. 393 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,853 I wanted toast. 394 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,313 - That's toast. - It's not toasted. 395 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,773 No, no, it's toast. That's toast. 396 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,067 I didn't want bread. I wanted toast. 397 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,027 This has been in the toaster. 398 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,695 Can you toast it again? 399 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,740 - 'Cause it's not... - You can't pause toast. 400 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:11,327 - Yo, LD! - Alright. 401 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,870 She's gonna be late for her interview. 402 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,248 - Go. Just go. - She's probably al... you know. 403 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:19,877 I'm sorry, honey, I'm sorry. I did the best... I'm sorry. 404 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,338 [Loretta] Larry! 405 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,590 - LD, please! - Oh, my God, I am so sorry. 406 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,843 - Hurry! I need to go! - You know, she's sick up-- 407 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,886 I'm gonna be late. I have got to get there. 408 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:30,888 Alright, let me just get my... Dad, come on. 409 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,056 - Okay, come on. - She's late. 410 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,391 I'm gonna use you as my good-luck piece. 411 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,059 - Come on, come on. - Okay, come on. 412 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,770 - Oh, shit, my phone. - What now? 413 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,773 [Loretta] Alright great, let's go. 414 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,483 [Larry] I'm sorry, really. 415 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,155 LD, do you think we can go a little faster? 416 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,573 Loretta, I swear, I'm going as fast as I can. 417 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,866 What can I do? 418 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,409 Okay, well, just try to step on it. 419 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,994 - I mean there's traffic here. - I know it is. 420 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,912 Look at this Schmohawk over here. 421 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,956 - Ha-ha! Schmohawk. - What?! 422 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,207 I-I taught him that when he was a kid. 423 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,084 - He taught me that-- - I used to call-- 424 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,462 Every bad driver was a Schmohawk. 425 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,796 - Do you like that one? - Yeah. 426 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,970 Okay thanks. I'll be right back. 427 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,768 Hi. I know I'm late, but I'm Loretta Black. 428 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,353 I have an interview with Mr. Badnick. 429 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,563 He waited for half an hour. 430 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,190 He had to leave. I'm sorry. 431 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,983 Can we reschedule? 432 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,694 He's already filled the position. 433 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,952 15 whole minutes we were waiting on that damn toaster. 434 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,913 - 15 minutes! - It's a slow toaster. 435 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,539 Yes! Because of that damned toaster 436 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,500 I missed my job interview. 437 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,335 I'm sor... I'm gonna buy a new toaster right now. 438 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,253 Yeah, that's exactly what you need to do. 439 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,713 Right now, I'm buying a new toaster. 440 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,216 And I'm gonna get a toaster for Lisa. 441 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,967 Will you stop it, please? 442 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,845 I am gonna get my love lady 443 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,014 I am gonna get her a toaster. 444 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,229 [Loretta] I don't know, LD. 445 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,647 Look, you can put a bagel in there. 446 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,148 You don't have to press down on it. 447 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,608 Ah. So that's the bagel side... 448 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,984 Yes, they've taken the bagel into consideration. 449 00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:10,988 That's a good one, but do you think it's gonna take all day? 450 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,324 Well, you know, that's the question. 451 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,954 Uh-huh. What, you like that? 452 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,372 - He's cute. - Yeah? 453 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,957 A little too beige for me, though. 454 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,667 - Too beige? Really? - Yeah, I like them chocolate. 455 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,752 - You like them chocolate. - I like them chocolate. 456 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,295 I could care less about shade. 457 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,713 - Really? - Yeah. 458 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,881 What do you like? 459 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,800 I could go anywhere from like albino 460 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,719 to the "Heart of Darkness" Africa black. 461 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:34,929 - No way. - Yeah. 462 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,767 [Larry] Oh, that's-that's Jean. 463 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,102 I'll be right back. 464 00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:45,606 Hi. Ahem. 465 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,651 Toaster? Yeah. 466 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,195 Yeah, you told me. 467 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,573 Sorry about what... 468 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,284 I was joking about the dog. 469 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,535 Ha, ha, ha. 470 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,954 Joking, joking. 471 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,498 No, not a rat. No rat. 472 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,709 No, no. 473 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,169 I like the dog. 474 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,758 You want me to kiss him? Yeah, to make up, sure. 475 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:15,219 Okay, okay. 476 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,472 Yeah, yeah. 477 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,769 Thank you. Oh. 478 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,606 And your husband, I was in the bathroom... 479 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,523 You know and... 480 00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,151 And he was washing, and I went like this 481 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,404 'cause I had a scratch and... 482 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,657 That's bad. "Cocksucker," come on. 483 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:37,907 Misunderstanding. 484 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,119 Yeah, misunderstanding. 485 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,000 Okay. Sorry. 486 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,086 You'll be at the play? "Grease?" 487 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,008 - That kind of joy. - Hmm. 488 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,677 It's not that. Of course, it's some sexual 489 00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:00,056 but she's got a kind of way of looking at me 490 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,849 that makes me feel warm. 491 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,143 - She does it for you, huh? - Oh, my God. 492 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,480 Listen, I saw a cappuccino machine. 493 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,773 I love this thing and I know you are too. 494 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,026 You're not getting her a cappuccino machine, okay? 495 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,278 Listen, dad. I set this massage up, okay? 496 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,615 This woman gives like, you know, happy-ending massages. 497 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,116 She gives them to everybody. 498 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,368 I don't know what you're talking about with this happy ending. 499 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,536 I'm talking about this. 500 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,954 All I know is, this girl, for goodness sake-- 501 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,122 What is it? It's this, this, you know-- 502 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,874 Oh. 503 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,797 Oh! No, that wasn't to you! 504 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,507 It's a misunderstanding! 505 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,592 Misunderstanding! 506 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,138 Oh, hey, Hal. It's Larry David calling. 507 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,974 Um, there was a little incident at the department store 508 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,434 earlier today with your wife 509 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,561 and she may have misinterpreted something I did 510 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,398 a gesture, you know, uh... 511 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,608 Anyway, I just wanna talk to you about it 512 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,318 and tell you what's going on. 513 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,655 Um, call me... Actually, call me on my cell phone. 514 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,782 I'm gonna be out. Um, okay. 515 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,118 Thanks, Hal. 516 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,539 Whoo, Keysha is sick as a dog. 517 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,624 - What? - She's sick. 518 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,251 - She really feels bad. - You're kidding. 519 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,044 - Nuh-uh, I think-- - She's not gonna be in the play? 520 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,047 No. I think she might've caught that bug that Cheryl's got. 521 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,006 Oh, man. 522 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,465 So I'm gonna take her some juice. 523 00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,677 - See if she can hold it down. - Alright. 524 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,015 Hello? 525 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,976 Hi, it's Bill from Woodcrest Financial Services calling. 526 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,477 [Bill] I'm calling about the offer. 527 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,936 Uh, okay. 528 00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:33,107 Bill, listen, do me a favor... 529 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,776 Please stop calling, okay? I'm not interested. 530 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,445 I've got an offer you are gonna love, though. 531 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,821 This is a serious offer. 532 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,489 You're a bit of a numbskull, aren't you? 533 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,116 Nothing seems to register. 534 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,535 When you order a soda at a counter and you get the soda 535 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,911 do you keep saying 536 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,371 "I'd like a soda, I'd like a soda 537 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,580 I'd like a soda, I'd like a soda?" 538 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,124 Wait, wait, wait. 539 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,709 You have no idea what we're talking about here. 540 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,461 We're prepared to make you an offer. 541 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,965 I just called Leon Black to offer him that job. 542 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,926 He just about told me to fuck myself. 543 00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:02,803 Hmm. 544 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,683 Yo, yo! 545 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,311 Hey, it's Hal, just returning your call. 546 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,271 What up, Al? Ha-ha-ha! 547 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,273 What's going on, boy? Yeah, what's going down? 548 00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:19,445 Oh, nothing, uh, you, uh, are you calling to apologize? 549 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,113 What? The fuck you talking about, man? 550 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,199 Look here, man. Your lady came on to me. 551 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,159 I hit that ass and I moved on, dawg. 552 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,411 You wasn't in town, dawg. This shit is over, man. 553 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,122 Oh, okay. Oh, I get it now. 554 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,500 You're doing a black-guy character 555 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,084 because I'm a black guy, right? 556 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,503 Black man doin' his thing, baby. 557 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,005 Barack Obama, motherfucker. Barack Obama. 558 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,007 "I'm the President, I'm hitting that ass." 559 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,759 Look, that's not cool, man, alright? 560 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,177 Actually, it's kind of offensive. 561 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,595 Don't do it, okay? 562 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,638 Black man's doin' his motherfucking thing 563 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,348 in the world, baby. You feel me? 564 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,308 Actually, I said, "Don't talk to me like that," okay? 565 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,477 It's offensive. I thought you were calling back 566 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,479 to apologize about what you said to my wife! 567 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,481 You have your wife back, man. I don't want the bitch no more. 568 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,608 I just said I hit it and I quit it, man. 569 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,611 Can't believe you, man. I cannot fucking believe you! 570 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,281 - I done moved on, dawg. - Fuck you, Larry! 571 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,202 - Hey, Larry! - Hey. 572 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,830 - Hey, you took my phone, man. - What? 573 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,623 - You got my phone. - I have your phone? 574 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,083 Yeah, our phones got all mixed up, man. 575 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,501 You got my phone and I got your phone. 576 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:16,752 How do you know? 577 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,045 I'm trying to call my boos, man. 578 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,380 Gonna use speed dial, man. 579 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,422 I'm getting all these old-ass people, man. 580 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,925 Hey, sorry. 581 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,803 Anybody call me? 582 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,847 No, uh-uh. 583 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,474 Anybody call me from Woodcrest Financial? 584 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:35,229 - No. - Hmm. Okay. 585 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,607 - Anybody call me? - No. 586 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,318 Guy named Hal call? 587 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,614 - Nope. - Okay. 588 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,032 - Give me my phone. - Give me my phone. 589 00:22:48,157 --> 00:22:50,286 - Mmm! - Hmm. 590 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,746 I'll get that. 591 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,542 - Hi. I'm here for Larry. - Hey. 592 00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,253 Come on in, man. 593 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:03,507 Come all up in here. Hey, Larry! 594 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,009 - What's your name, man? - Mike. 595 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,760 Hey, Larry, Mike's down here for you. 596 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,179 - I'll be right down. - Alright. 597 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,517 So how you meet, Larry? 598 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,938 Uh... we met... I run an extermination company 599 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,441 and I was working on Mr. Greene's house 600 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,987 Larry was there, and that's, that's where I met him. 601 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,864 You killing them bugs, huh? 602 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:31,452 Yeah, bugs, rodents, all those... all that. 603 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,122 So, um, what you and Larry getting into tonight? 604 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,625 We're gonna see a production of "Grease." 605 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,669 And then maybe get a bite to eat or something. 606 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,129 Mm-hmm. 607 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,302 [Leon] LD, my man. 608 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,682 - Hey. - Hey. 609 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:54,975 - How's it going? - Great. 610 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,311 How-how you doing? 611 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,771 Good. 612 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,317 - You look nice. - Oh, thanks. 613 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,819 So you, you found it okay? 614 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,907 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've been here before. I... 615 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:12,159 One of your neighbors had an infestation. 616 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,702 - Good. - Yeah. 617 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,329 I already kind of know the area a little. 618 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,998 - Ah. - Yeah, it was easy, heh. 619 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,379 Well, we should probably get going. 620 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:24,546 Okay. Sounds good. 621 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,549 - Nice meeting you. - Alright, man. 622 00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:30,719 Um, I-I'll be a little late. 623 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,388 Have a good time. 624 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,648 [Larry] Oh. Uh, excuse me. 625 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,654 Oh, oh. 626 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:52,157 This is my masseuse, Lisa. My son, Larry. 627 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,826 - Hello, hi. - Nice to meet you, Mr. David. 628 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,036 This is Mike the exterminator. 629 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,663 - That's my dad. - Hi, Mike. 630 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:58,955 - It's an honor, sir. - Yeah. 631 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,457 - That's Lisa the masseuse. - Hello. 632 00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,084 - Hello. - So nice to meet you two. 633 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,712 Likewise. 634 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,505 How are you doing? 635 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,424 - Hey. - Sammie's big night. 636 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,967 - Ah. - All excited. 637 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,427 Yeah. 638 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:12,678 You look good out of your uniform. 639 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,096 Thank you very much. Thank you. 640 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,765 - Pretty sharp, huh? - Mm-hmm. 641 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,767 Appreciate it. 642 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,978 [Susie] Hey, Jean. 643 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,064 Yeah. 644 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,067 You called and insulted her husband, Hal? 645 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,736 - What? - Are you kidding? 646 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,363 What? I didn't talk to Hal. No talk to Hal. 647 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:34,782 Yes, you did, Larry. You called Hal. 648 00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,869 - You said racist remarks? - What? 649 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,704 You're lying. You're a fucking liar! 650 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,080 - Who's saying that? - Are you saying that? 651 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,498 - Or she's saying that? - I'm saying that. 652 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,083 Oh, you're saying that? No talk, no talk. 653 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,336 Don't play innocent. Look her in the eye. She knows. 654 00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,422 - What? No. - You're a rotten apple. 655 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,507 I'm not a rotten apple. Tell her I'm a good apple. 656 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,009 I'm not telling her shit for you. 657 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:53,761 I'm a good-good apple. 658 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,388 Good apple. 659 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,932 Fuck you. 660 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,851 - She talks? - What? 661 00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,103 Good, you heard me! 662 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,065 You too! 663 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:09,902 [Susie] What the hell did you do, sicko? 664 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:12,196 What does he get her all upset like that for? 665 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:13,906 Shh. 666 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:15,991 Ladies and gentlemen "Grease" is about to begin. 667 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:19,036 Please turn off all cell phones. Thank you. 668 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,208 - It's a rat! - What? 669 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:25,626 [Mike] I got it, I got it, I got it. 670 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,960 I got it. I got it. I got it. 671 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,796 Look out, look out, look out. 672 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:37,137 It's not a rat! It's a dog! 673 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,973 It's a dog! Oh, my God, it's a dog! 674 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,183 It's a dog! 675 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,230 - It's a dog! - Are you crazy? 676 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:49,191 It's a rat. It's a rat. 677 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,154 What did you do to him? 678 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,157 - It's a rat. - No. 679 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:02,746 - Well... - Yeah. Heh-heh. 680 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:05,499 - This is it. - Yeah. Uh, that was... 681 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,876 - That was pretty fun. - Yeah. 682 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:11,213 Yeah, was, feels, feels good. It was fun. 683 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,340 It was a little weird with that dog. 684 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,590 You know, that's your training. 685 00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:16,885 - Yeah, you know? - You-you reacted. 686 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,929 That was, it was... It was instinctual. 687 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,347 Yeah, I'd do it again, you know? 688 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,432 - Absolutely. - Ahem. 689 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,518 Yeah, it's just, it's unfortunate. 690 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,186 It was a dog. 691 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,897 Yeah. Yeah, that's the bad part. 692 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,276 Uh, it's sad that we didn't get to see the show. 693 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:33,609 Yeah, I would've liked to have seen it. 694 00:27:33,734 --> 00:27:34,987 I was looking forward to it. 695 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:36,821 - Me too, a lot. - Yeah. 696 00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:41,743 If they happen to redo it, I'll go if you want. 697 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,662 - Alright, we'll see. - Okay. 698 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,747 Okay. What are you gonna do? 699 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,542 - I'm just gonna go in. - Okay. 700 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,961 Alright. Yeah, okay. 701 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,005 - Bye. - Alright, take it easy. 702 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:55,174 - See ya. - Bye. 703 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:07,352 Hi, honey. 704 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,271 Oh. How are you doing? 705 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,230 I don't feel well. 706 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,440 - No? - No. 707 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,859 - I made you some toast. - Oh, really? 708 00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,695 - You want-- - How's the new toaster? 709 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:19,323 It's great. 710 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,116 Oh, goodness. 711 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,576 I feel so awful. 712 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:23,952 Oh, no. 713 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:26,038 Oh, man, I've got a headache. 714 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,290 - Oh. - Oh. 715 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:29,791 - Do I have a fever? - I think you do. 716 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:30,876 Really? 717 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:31,960 Yeah. 718 00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:33,086 I don't feel well, honey. 719 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,796 - I know, I'm sorry. - Really? 720 00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,548 I'm gonna take very good care of you. 721 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:37,840 - You are? - Yeah, of course. 722 00:28:37,965 --> 00:28:39,384 Thank you. 723 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:40,969 Thank you, honey. 724 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,390 What are you doing? 725 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,767 No good? 53153

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