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Oh!
Oh, my God!
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- Are you ready to go?
- Oh, God, look at this.
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Look at that.
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- What is this?
- It's a book about freaks.
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- Is this Ted's gift?
- Yeah.
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That's what you're giving
him for his birthday?
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- Okay.
- It-it's unbelievable.
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Yeah. Hey, guess what.
It's all finalized.
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The cemetery plots.
We got 'em.
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So now Ted and Mary are gonna be
next to us and Jeff and Susie.
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- Hey, you like her? Huh?
- I see that.
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B-by the way, I think we really
overpaid for those plots.
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It's too late. What's done is
done. And it's a beautiful site.
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Hold on.
This has to be the car service.
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- Hi, good evening, Miss David?
- Yes.
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- Your car's here.
- Thank you.
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We'll be right out.
Thank you so much.
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[Larry] Oh, oh! Oh, jeez!
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- Larry, our car's here.
- Oh, jeez!
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It's not your...
This isn't for you, actually.
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Look at the size of this guy.
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Okay let's put it away.
We're going to a party.
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We have a car. We can drink.
We can have margaritas.
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- We can hang out, be normal.
- Great idea, the car service.
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Great idea.
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Okay, so we'll just call
you in a few hours or so.
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Good. We'll see you in a while.
Have a great night, folks.
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- Thank you.
- Okay what are you gonna do?
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- I'm gonna be here.
- You got something to read?
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No, no, no, I'll be fine.
I'll be fine. Take care.
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- Alright.
- No book? No paper?
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- Nothing? A puzzle, huh?
- No, I--
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You-you folks have a
great night, though.
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- Have a great party--
- Alright.
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I don't have to worry
about you in there?
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- You'll be, you'll be okay?
- I'm great.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll be right here when you get out.
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- And have a great, uh, party.
- Thank you.
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I couldn't be alone
with myself for 15 minutes.
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My-my-my brains would melt.
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He's gonna sit here for three
hours and not gonna read?
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No lady or nothing?
No distractions?
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It's what he does.
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Big news, the cemetery
plots came through.
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- So it's Jeff and Susie--
- Yes. Yes.
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And you and Cheryl and me and Ted buried
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next to each other forever.
Oh, my God.
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- Isn't that something?
- Yeah.
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- That's really something.
- I don't wanna... Not too soon.
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Yeah, no. Yeah. It's true.
I mean...
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When you start to think about it
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somebody's gotta go first,
I guess.
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Well, it's not gonna be
me and probably not Ted.
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- We're very healthy.
- Really?
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- Yeah. Nice party, huh?
- Huh. This is very nice.
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I-I don't even recognize
most of these people.
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Really?
You know the Rizmans.
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Uh, yeah, yeah,
I-I'm not that crazy about them
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frankly, you know.
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You don't like Arnie Rizman?
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Just 'cause the person's
bald doesn't mean
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I necessarily have to like them.
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Okay, forget it, I'm sure
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there's someone here that you like.
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- I'm gonna get a drink.
- Okay, enjoy yourself.
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Okay.
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- Good evening.
- Good evening to you.
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- How you doing?
- I am doing...
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...pretty good.
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Pretty, pretty good.
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What can I get you?
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You got a little bow tie there, huh?
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- Got a little bow tie.
- Huh.
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- That's your idea?
- No. No, it's not, uh...
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We're... You know, we're
asked to wear it sometimes.
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- What do you mean sometimes?
- Well...
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We're given a-a work-order form with
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a special request, and in this
case, there was a request
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uh, from Mr. Danson to wear the bow tie.
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- You're kidding.
- No.
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Ted Danson specifically requested
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that you wear a bow tie?
Are you joking?
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To distinguish, I believe,
between the, um...
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The guests and the staff.
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Well, looks like I'm gonna
have to have a little talk
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with, uh, Mr. Danson.
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No no, no, no.
That's totally...
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That's okay.
Don't worry about it.
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Oh, no. I wanna say a
little something to him.
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- Please please don't.
- I feel like I have to.
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- You don't. You don't.
- No, I do.
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- Honestly, it's--
- I really do. This is wrong.
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- It's just wrong.
- It's unnecessary.
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We're asked sometimes.
It's fine.
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- It's part of the job.
- Listen.
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- I'm doing this for you.
- Well...
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If you're doing it for me, then don't.
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- Please.
- Okay, I'm doing it for me.
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Also, please don't then.
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You don't understand
how I operate, okay?
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- Maybe not, but--
- I will not get you in trouble.
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I'll talk to him.
Everything will be fine.
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It would probably
implicate me in some way
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and I it's not that important.
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- What's your name?
- Jamie.
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- Jamie, okay.
- Yeah.
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- Jamie, nice to meet you, okay?
- Nice to meet you.
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I'm gonna go say a little
something to Mr. Danson.
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Please don't.
Please don't say anything--
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...you're not gonna be
wearing a bow tie, I--
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I don't mind wearing it that
much. I'd rather you don't.
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You're gonna thank me, you're
gonna come up and say
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"Larry, thank you for getting
rid of my bow tie."
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I thank you, Larry, to-to not
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say anything to Mr. Danson.
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Jamie, I gotta say something.
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- You don't.
- I have to.
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- I couldn't live with myself.
- You don't have to.
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Just trust me.
I know how to talk to people.
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I do trust you, but please don't.
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- That's gotta go.
- It doesn't have to go tonight.
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It's gotta go, Jamie.
It's going right now.
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- Please, please.
- Nah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
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- Hey, happy birthday!
- Hey.
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Yeah, yeah, I'd hug you but
I know you got a phobia.
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Yeah, we don't need it, we don't
need to go that far, you know?
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- Let me ask you something.
- Yeah.
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Why'd you make this, uh,
poor kid wear a bow tie?
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Bartender? Got him in a bow tie?
What's up with that?
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We had a choice.
No bow tie, bow tie.
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We went with bow tie. Classes up
the party a little bit, I think.
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Really? Makes me a little uncomfortable
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seeing a guy like that
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have to stand there, wear a
bow tie the whole night.
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- It's not cool, that's all.
- It looks elegant.
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Feel like you're putting on
airs or something, you know?
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- That I-I'm putting on airs?
- A little bit, yeah.
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You know, w-w-what is it? So you
feel good, he's gotta feel bad
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so you can feel good? Is that
how the world works for you?
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Did he say something to you?
Is that what this is about?
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- He did, didn't he?
- No, he did not. No.
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- What did he say?
- He didn't say anything.
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- No, what did he say?
- He didn't say anything.
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He said he'd rather
I wouldn't talk to you
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That's what he said, but...
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- Can't take the bow tie off?
- No.
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- That's your final answer?
- That's my final answer.
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- Final answer?
- Yeah, no deal.
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Pfft! Whatever you want, you know?
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- Come on, Larry, please.
- Okay, alright.
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I feel like a jerk 'cause I kind
of promised him that I'd--
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Well, too bad.
Go back and say you failed.
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Okay, I-I will.
One more thing.
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I got a driver out there.
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I was wondering if I could
bring him in the house.
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He's sitting out there.
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He'll be out there for three hours.
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Do you mind if I bring him in?
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Why don't we just send
some coffee out to him?
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Send coffee out to him?
Come on, what-what is that?
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Let me bring him in.
He'll sit in a corner.
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- He won't bother anybody.
- No, it's his job.
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To sit in the car and
wait while you have fun.
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I know it's his job, but
listen, I used to drive.
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I know how it feels to sit
in a car for three hours
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and do nothing and
freeze and not be able
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to put the radio on or the lights.
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You know, you can't read.
There's nothing you can do.
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- You drove limos?
- Yeah, I did drive limos.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- Did you wear a little bow tie?
- No, I did not.
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The woman was blind and couldn't see.
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- Ha-ha-ha. Really? Alrigh--
- Yeah.
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I didn't even wear the uniform.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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She couldn't see a thing,
the car was filthy
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but anyway, that's another story.
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Bring him in.
I don't care.
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Put him in the kitchen
someplace in the back.
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- Really? Thank you, thank you.
- Yeah. You're welcome.
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- You happy now?
- I'm-I'm happier.
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- You still no on the--
- No.
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Okay, alright,
I'm gonna go get him.
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- Thanks, man.
- You can go get him.
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- Who's this from again?
- Um, Arnie and Ellen.
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- Oh, look at that.
- Ohh!
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- Thank you! Thank you so much.
- It's nice.
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Who's this? Who's this?
Doesn't have a name?
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Nancy and George.
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You excited about tomorrow night?
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- What's tomorrow night?
- The McCartney concert.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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How often do you go to
concerts, you know?
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- You know what? I am excited.
- Yeah, I am too.
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It's gonna be great. We'll go
out to dinner. It'll be fun.
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- Yeah, it'll be fun.
- This is great.
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You know these do a lot of good.
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Have you seen this, everybody?
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- Oh, the Bono phone.
- Oh, that's great.
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- Gives money to AIDS in Africa.
- Oh, that's so great.
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But that doesn't affect
heterosexuals, right?
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- Ha-ha-ha!
- Oh, Lar.
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- The guy's impossible.
- What? It's a joke.
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- Thank you so much.
- It's not, it's not funny.
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- Appreciate it.
- It's a joke, people.
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- It's a joke, come on.
- Okay.
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- Uh I'm not sure.
- Oh that's mine! Hey!
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- This is the one you told me--
- That's it! Yeah!
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- "mondo..."
- "mondo Freaks."
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[Larry] "mondo freaks."
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Leaf through it.
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Huh?
Are you loving that?
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Well, thank you, Larry.
Thank you very much.
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You're welcome.
It's a great coffee-table book.
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- Oh, yeah, wait.
- "mondo Freaks."
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I wanna just show it to Jeff, okay?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Alright, what have we got next here?
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I'll be right back.
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[Ted] Oh, oh, yeah.
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Okay, you know what--
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- It's three penises!
- It's got, like, a joint?
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- Oh!
- Whoops. Sorry.
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Don't freak out.
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What do we got here?
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[Jeff] It's, like, tilted!
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You alright, buddy?
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Hap-happy birthday, Becker.
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[Larry] Oh, Jesus. Wow.
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I'm sorry about that.
Who-who is he?
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- Does anyone know?
- Um... I think that's my...
233
00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,025
- I think that's my driver.
- That's your driver?
234
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:28,610
This is the guy you
brought into my house?
235
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,445
- I'm sorry, man.
- You're sor...
236
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,946
- I'm sorry.
- The guy's plastered.
237
00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,698
- Look, he just totally--
- It was an accident.
238
00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,700
- He didn't do it on purpose.
- Get off me!
239
00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:37,535
- God, get--
- He didn't do it on purpose.
240
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,163
Get out of here, you stupid creep!
241
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,539
What happened?
242
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,876
That guy the drunk guy, jut groped me.
243
00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,753
- He what?
- He just... Ugh!
244
00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,338
Put his hands all over me.
I don't believe him.
245
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,174
That son of a...
You know something?
246
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,717
- You're out of here. Go on.
- What?
247
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,344
- Yeah, the man's a pig.
- Go on, get out of here, Larry.
248
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,221
You know, get the hell out
of my house, will you?
249
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,015
- It was an accident.
- Take your freaky friend.
250
00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,475
And your freak book and
get the hell out.
251
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,059
- What? No!
- He gropes my wife.
252
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:05,105
And he breaks...
I can't believe this!
253
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,731
- Fine fine, I'm leaving!
- Go on.
254
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,734
Fine! Happy birthday!
Come on, Cheryl.
255
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,111
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, Cheryl!
256
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,905
- It's not your fault.
- Happy birthday.
257
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,949
- That was a bullshit party.
- Yeah.
258
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,742
Come on, let's get outta here.
Get in.
259
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,369
No, we're not getting...
You're not driving.
260
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,371
- I'm totally driving.
- Are you crazy?
261
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,914
- You're not driving.
- I'm not that drunk.
262
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,250
What are you doing?
Come on, give me the keys.
263
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,210
- Give me the keys.
- Seriously, you two, get in.
264
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,753
- I'm driving.
- No you're not.
265
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,130
You can't drive. You're drunk.
Give me the keys.
266
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,297
You are not gonna drive us home.
267
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,799
Nobody in their right mind would...
268
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,384
Would get in a car with you right now.
269
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,220
- You'll stay right over here.
- Okay, okay, okay.
270
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,804
Don't forget--
271
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,431
Do you know how to drive a limo?
272
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:43,309
Do you know...
Hey, Charlie. Charlie!
273
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,894
Stay out of the glove compartment.
274
00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,437
Get...
275
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,953
Come on, Charlie.
Come on, get up.
276
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,413
- No kidding?
- Let's go.
277
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:06,958
Oh, man.
278
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,506
- There she is.
- Oh.
279
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,011
Come on, step, step, come on.
280
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:23,057
You guys are great.
Honey, honey!
281
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,684
- Nobody's home. Stay out.
- Come on, baby.
282
00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:28,646
- No, not again. God damn you!
- Don't freak out.
283
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,523
Unh-uh, unh-uh.
Who are you?
284
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,066
Get off!
Get off!
285
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,610
Don't you dare get on that couch.
286
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,069
- Hey, what are you doing, huh?
- Got it.
287
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,155
You party with this fuckface?
288
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,282
No, we weren't, we weren't partying.
289
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,242
No, he was driv...
He was driving us.
290
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,494
- Oh, I bet he was.
- And he had too much to drink.
291
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,830
- So we thought--
- Yeah, clear... You!
292
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,208
Get your stinky, nasty
feet off my couch!
293
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,461
Who's there, is
that the goddamn neighbors
294
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,754
with their fucking dog?
295
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,673
- No! Dad, go to bed!
- Who's there?
296
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,426
This is the shitstorm
of my life. It's shit.
297
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,678
Yeah, it doesn't, it
doesn't look that great.
298
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,556
Yeah. No, it isn't.
Mm-hmm. Aren't you pretty?
299
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,225
- You look nice.
- No you're pretty.
300
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,851
- You're pretty.
- Very attractive.
301
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,519
- Tell 'em to stop playing--
- Here's the thing--
302
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,396
- Shut up!
- We have no way to get home...
303
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,274
- Tonight because, uh--
- No, clearly he can't drive.
304
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,651
I would offer you the upstairs room
305
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,569
- But my dad is a fucking mess.
- Can we take the limo home?
306
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,655
- You don't wanna go up there.
- I'll bring it back tomorrow.
307
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,280
I promise.
- You gotta bring it back, man.
308
00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:22,450
- I'll bring it back tomorrow.
- I don't need you to talk!
309
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,535
I'm sorry I couldn't
invite you in for a snack
310
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,496
but you know what? There's
nothing in the cupboard.
311
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,790
I don't want that
dog shitting in my yard!
312
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,583
Daddy, so help me!
313
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,212
This is gonna be so fun.
314
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,172
I'm so looking forward to this concert.
315
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,049
Oh, my gosh, you're wearing a suit.
316
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,801
This is like a real date.
317
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,386
Gonna go to dinner and go
to a concert and hang out.
318
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,846
Oh, my God.
You know what I heard?
319
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,350
I heard that Heather Mills
and Paul McCartney
320
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,851
might be getting back together.
321
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,770
- Oh, how exciting.
- Can you believe that?
322
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:51,980
I'm all atwitter.
323
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,398
She might even be there tonight.
324
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,526
- Really?
- Yeah. See Heather Mills.
325
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,528
You know, uh, I gotta tell ya.
326
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,072
Thinking about this,
this Ted Danson thing.
327
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,074
[Cheryl] Yeah?
328
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,159
I don't think I want to be
buried next to this guy.
329
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,370
- Th-that's how I feel.
- Yeah.
330
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,497
So I was thinking maybe...
331
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,833
Maybe you'll switch plots with me
332
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,127
so you'll be between us.
333
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,545
- I don't care.
- Oh.
334
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,506
But you know that means that
you'll be next to Susie.
335
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,174
So you're gonna need her permission.
336
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,218
I-I don't care what you do.
337
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,470
- Yeah.
- Oh, hey, that's them.
338
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,056
Oh, um, I'll get it.
339
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,225
Hey!
340
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,686
- Paul McCartney, baby, yeah!
- Paul McCartney!
341
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,979
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Cheryl.
342
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,939
Hey, you look great.
Oh, look, a suit too.
343
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,942
- I know. isn't that nice?
- Yeah, no, you do look good.
344
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,569
- I-I love this outfit.
- You do?
345
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:42,071
Oh, yeah, it's great...
The pink. I love this stuff.
346
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,532
- Wow, glad you like it.
- Really nice, yeah.
347
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,451
It's a rock star thing, you know?
348
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,535
Yeah, great combo.
Yeah, looks terrific.
349
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,663
You guys want some wine,
some wine, cheese?
350
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,332
Love some wine. That'd be great.
351
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,916
Where's, uh, the freak book?
352
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,045
- Oh! Left it in the car.
- Oh, man, alright.
353
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,297
- I'm sorry. How about a toast?
- It's alright.
354
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,131
To good friends?
Good friendship.
355
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:02,884
- Nice, very nice, very nice.
- Huh? Huh?
356
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,302
- Yes.
- To friendship?
357
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,054
You know, um, you weren't
there last night.
358
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:09,057
- No, I heard.
- Ted Danson...
359
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,017
I have had it with this guy.
Really, he's...
360
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,144
- He's a little pompous lately--
- So full of himself.
361
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,313
- Yeah.
- Let me just say this, okay?
362
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,315
I don't wanna be buried
next to this guy.
363
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,067
I really don't.
I've been thinking about it.
364
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,693
I was talking to Cheryl,
and I asked Cheryl
365
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,612
if she'd switch plots
with me and she agreed.
366
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,405
So now I'll be buried
next to you and, uh...
367
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,865
- Next to me? Yeah.
- Yeah, next to you.
368
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,910
- So that's that.
- I don't really like that, Lar.
369
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,661
- I don't like that.
- Why not?
370
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,288
Because I liked it the way it was.
371
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,623
What-what's the big deal?
372
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,333
Because, Larry, honestly,
I don't wanna be
373
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,044
next to you for eternity.
May I be so bold?
374
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,796
Your best self emerges
after-after you're dead.
375
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,256
- You don't know that for a fa--
- I do know! I came back.
376
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,843
Guess what. Even your best self,
I'm not interested for eternity.
377
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,473
- I take back my toast.
- Good friends?
378
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,725
- Fine, take back your toast.
- I take back the toast.
379
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,560
And I take back what I
said about your outfit.
380
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,771
Well, you only said it
'cause you had this in mind
381
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,232
to get me to switch plots.
There's always an ulterior m--
382
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,650
If you were married to me,
I never would have let you--
383
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,693
That's fine.
I'm not married to you.
384
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,154
And I'm not gonna be next to you
forever and ever and ever.
385
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,698
- I want some peace and quiet.
- Okay, fine.
386
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,159
How about this?
I'll switch with Cheryl.
387
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:12,662
- But then you switch with Jeff.
- I can't do that.
388
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,247
- I need to be on the end.
- That's true.
389
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,165
- He always has to sit--
- I'm claustrophobic, I can't--
390
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,251
- ...be anywhere but the end.
- He hyperventilates.
391
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,378
- He has to be on the end.
- Yeah, it's not good.
392
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,672
I'll tell you what's not good, okay?
393
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,340
The selfishness that's going on here.
394
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,259
No, I wanna be next to
my goddamn husband
395
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,011
for eternity, not Ted Danson!
That's the way we lay there!
396
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,180
- I made a vow to him, Larry!
- Okay, fine, we're leaving!
397
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,891
We're leaving this cemetery.
We're getting another plot.
398
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,727
- No, we're not. No, we are not.
- Yes, we are! Yes, we are!
399
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,354
Nobody's switching, is that
what you're saying to me?
400
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,189
Let's just keep it the way it is.
401
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,400
You're gonna keep it the
way it is? Fine! Fine!
402
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,901
Enjoy your evening, okay?
403
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,779
- What are you talking about?
- I'm going. I'm going.
404
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,489
You don't wanna be buried
next to me when you're dead
405
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,576
I can assume you don't wanna be
next to me when you're alive.
406
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,828
- I'll see you at the concert.
- What is that?
407
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,788
He's a drama queen.
He's overreacting.
408
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:57,498
- I don't know.
- He's like a little girl.
409
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,875
What was that?
That was nothing.
410
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,294
- Where's the car?
- Leon took it.
411
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,380
He didn't ask me.
412
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,883
- What are you doing?
- I'm taking the limo.
413
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,718
- Limo?
- He's out of his mind.
414
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,052
He's driving a limo?
415
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,030
Oh! Oh, fuck!
416
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,264
- Hello?
- Larry.
417
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,599
- Yeah?
- Hey, it's Charlie.
418
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,309
- The I-limo driver.
- Hello, Charlie.
419
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,560
I'm sorry about last night.
420
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,062
Yeah, boy, oh, boy.
You should be.
421
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,730
You shouldn't have had
to go through that.
422
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,398
[Larry] Yeah, that was
pretty bad, Charlie.
423
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,025
[Charlie] I didn't mean
to get that drunk.
424
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,818
I just got drunk and then
things got out of hand.
425
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,445
I mean, I did you a favor.
I let you in the house.
426
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,073
It was, it was pretty awful.
I'm so, I'm so...
427
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,157
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
428
00:17:14,282 --> 00:17:15,826
I'm in the limo right now.
Do you want me to return it?
429
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,954
No, look, man.
You gotta do me a huge favor.
430
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,039
I gotta pick somebody up in
30 minutes at the airport.
431
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,626
He's-he's this huge VIP client,
and I can't get there, man.
432
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,545
They just called and I
can't get over there.
433
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,838
- What, are you kidding me?
- No, man, please, seriously.
434
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,424
I'm not gonna go pick
somebody up at the airport.
435
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,426
If I don't get this,
I lose my job, man.
436
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,428
And my wife is gonna
lose her health care.
437
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,931
We're gonna lose everything,
man! The house goes too!
438
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,849
I can't pick somebody up at the airport.
439
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,601
- Are you insane?
- Larry, do me a favor.
440
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,979
- Come on, man--
- Oh, Jesus.
441
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:46,023
Please, Larry, for God's
sake, for my family.
442
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,234
Oh.
Alright, fine, fine.
443
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,696
- Thanks. Oh, God, thanks.
- Go to the airport for you.
444
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,531
This is really unbelievable,
Charlie!
445
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,907
So just go to the airport,
get to the terminal
446
00:17:56,032 --> 00:17:58,494
and you're Charlie the limo driver, man.
447
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,996
Just pick up John McEnroe, take him
448
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,747
wherever he wants to go, okay?
449
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,958
- John McEnroe?
- Yeah, John McEnroe.
450
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,626
Take him wherever he wants to go, okay?
451
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,628
He's the tennis guy, as far as he knows
452
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,130
you're Charlie the limo
driver, man, that's it.
453
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,299
- Stand there.
- I'm Charlie, cool.
454
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,135
- You're the man.
- Nice to meet you, Mr. McEnroe.
455
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,053
I'm Charlie.
456
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,138
Hey, Mr. McEnroe, hiya.
457
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,932
How you doing?
I'm Charlie.
458
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,519
Alright, hey.
Okay, I got it.
459
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:24,895
Give me all the info.
460
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,078
Ah!
461
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,082
- Okay. Let me get that.
- Yeah, thanks.
462
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,042
I got it.
463
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:50,171
- Okay, give me this, please.
- Thank you.
464
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,924
- Alright. Charlie.
- Charlie, John McEnroe.
465
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,384
John McEnroe, nice to meet you.
466
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,927
- Pleasure.
- Thanks.
467
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,138
- Where you heading?
- Going to the Staples Center.
468
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:00,890
- For the McCartney concert.
- Oh, no kidding?
469
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,809
- Yeah.
- Ah, good, how was the flight?
470
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,686
It was alright. It was alright.
471
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:15,029
- How you doing, Mr. McEnroe?
- It's good. Good, thanks.
472
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,907
You let old Charlie know
whatever you need.
473
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,076
- Charlie's your guy.
- Alright, Charlie.
474
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,661
- Thanks.
- Charlie is your man.
475
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,579
- Don't be shy.
- Charlie, listen.
476
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,580
Little-little tired right
now, okay? Thanks.
477
00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:28,584
Hey, let me ask you something.
Were you shy as a child?
478
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,003
- Were you shy?
- Yeah, yeah, I was actually.
479
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,421
Like, I was shy when I was a kid.
480
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,132
People always saying, "Don't
be shy. Don't be shy."
481
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,926
What, do you think you have
control of being shy?
482
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,427
You know what
I'm talking about?
483
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,429
- Yeah. Yeah, I do.
- You ever play ping pong?
484
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,598
Ping pong's my game.
And I'll tell you something.
485
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,767
I think it's a lot harder than
tennis, with all due respect.
486
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,478
I'm gonna have to respectfully
disagree with that, Charlie.
487
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,522
What do you do for fun?
How do, how do you have fun?
488
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,232
How does a John McEnroe have fun?
489
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,694
I like to be quiet now,
believe it or not.
490
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,446
- You watch a lot of TV?
- Lot of sports.
491
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,240
- You have allergies?
- No allergies.
492
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,826
Do you believe in God,
a God of some kind?
493
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,786
Yeah, I believe in a God
494
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,871
and I'm wondering where he is right now.
495
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,874
- You like life?
- Yeah, I like life!
496
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,377
- Do you garden?
- I don't garden, okay?
497
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,170
If you talk to people who garden
498
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,755
they'll all tell you the same thing
499
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,508
they find it very
relaxing and meditative.
500
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,634
And it looks like it.
I admit it.
501
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,219
I'm jealous of the gardener.
502
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,512
Have you ever been
jealous of a gardener?
503
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,431
- No, I haven't, actually.
- Are you married?
504
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,558
- Yeah, I'm married!
- I have sex once a week.
505
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,143
How-how about you?
506
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,604
- Is that too personal?
- Yeah, that's too personal.
507
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,523
Why, what's the big deal?
What's the big deal?
508
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,066
To talk about that?
I don't understand it.
509
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,984
I have sex once a week,
good week, twice.
510
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,486
But I can go more than one week.
511
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,196
Hey, that's really
interesting, okay, Charlie?
512
00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:42,282
Oh, my God. Hey, I need to
make a stop for two minutes.
513
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,660
Would that be okay?
At this, at this cemetery?
514
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,537
- In the cemetery?
- Yeah, yeah, it's right here.
515
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,664
[Larry] I can't believe it.
I just need to make a stop
516
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,375
just for a couple of minutes.
517
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,919
- Alright, whatever.
- Oh, thank you so much.
518
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,380
Thank you. I appreciate that.
You're a good man.
519
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,174
- Alright.
- You are a good man.
520
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,804
- Hey, Charlie?
- Yeah?
521
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,890
- How long is this gonna take?
- I'll just be two minutes.
522
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,808
Here, check out this freak book.
523
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,477
- It's a riot.
- Alright, fine.
524
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,228
- Great.
- It's a lot of fun.
525
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,314
Check out the freaks,
Mr. McEnroe.
526
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,239
It's not what you had.
527
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,200
What you had was the
best we have to offer.
528
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,368
It was absolutely spectacular.
529
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,913
Yeah, well,
I'm-I'm done with that one.
530
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,332
However, this is not bad, uh...
531
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:36,837
You have a nice class of people
here and, uh... A nice view.
532
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,089
- It's quiet.
- Can I get a refund?
533
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,300
On-on the other plot?
534
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,968
No, I can't do that.
535
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,805
But you can sell it
privately if you like.
536
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,224
Okay, that's fair.
Okay.
537
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,521
I'll take it.
538
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:06,951
What the fuck?
539
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,537
Charlie!
540
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,648
What?
This is not your limo!
541
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,152
No, no, no, no, no,
this is not your limo.
542
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,737
This is somebody else's limo.
543
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,740
I pay you I do whatever.
Just take my sister home.
544
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,577
- You know, give him the money.
- Look, the guy's coming.
545
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,913
- My sister will... Please.
- I know. I know.
546
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,125
The guy's coming.
You have to get out of the car.
547
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,460
- Charlie, what the hell?
- Close the door.
548
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,754
Just get out.
Close the door, please.
549
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,923
They think it's their car.
I don't know.
550
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,465
- Get in, get in.
- What is this?
551
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,385
Why is he coming in?
Why are you...
552
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,971
- It's his car.
- What are you coming in for?
553
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,973
- We need to go home.
- Where do you live?
554
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,683
- What the fuck is--
- We live on Melrose.
555
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,644
- 22509th Street, please.
- I don't care where they live.
556
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,688
- Let's get 'em out of here.
- You know what?
557
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,732
That's not that far from
the Staples Center.
558
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,026
Great, great, fine.
Yeah, right. Okay, great.
559
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,028
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, right.
560
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,214
Oh, my God, we are, we are
nowhere near this place.
561
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,885
We are nowhere near... I don't
know where this place is.
562
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,678
I can't find this place.
563
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,263
- What?
- You have to just make a lef--
564
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,933
No, this isn't close.
You said 8th Street, right?
565
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,893
This is not 8th Street.
This is nowhere near 8th Street.
566
00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:58,020
Charlie, I didn't pay for this, come on!
567
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,731
All you have to do is make a left turn.
568
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:04,068
You told me to go this way!
I went completely the wrong way!
569
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:05,361
You're supposed to be a driver!
570
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,279
- Yes!
- It's the other way, I think.
571
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:08,864
Okay, you just said the word, "I think."
572
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,157
Don't think.
Just follow my instructions!
573
00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:13,243
I'm telling you, make a left turn!
574
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,580
Don't make this worse
than it already is.
575
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:19,750
Just make a left turn and take us home!
576
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,211
That is all we need to
do because my sister--
577
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,130
That's it! That's it!
That's it!
578
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,965
I can't take this anymore!
579
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,843
Charlie, pull the car over!
That's it!
580
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,679
Pull the car over right now,
God damn it!
581
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:35,140
- I gotta get to the concert!
- Alright, alright.
582
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,440
Come on, quick!
Get out of here!
583
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,859
- Fast! Come on!
- What are you doing?
584
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,946
Come on! Come on, get out!
Get out, okay?
585
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:54,159
Yeah, fuck you, too, alright?
Yeah, kiss my ass!
586
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,494
- Fucking...
- How dare you!
587
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,371
Why you say something like that?
588
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,417
- God, we made it, Charlie?
- We made it.
589
00:25:01,542 --> 00:25:03,127
- Yeah!
- We made it, Mac!
590
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,754
Hey, and this book... I gotta
tell you, this book is great--
591
00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:07,256
Are you loving that freak book--
592
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,715
This freak book is sick.
593
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:09,633
You see, you were worried,
I told you
594
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,093
I'd get you here on time.
595
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,720
I knew I was gonna make the
show on time, but just
596
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,513
worried about this pre-party.
597
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,099
I got this pass to this
pre-party. It's awesome.
598
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,143
- You got any extra tickets?
- What do you mean?
599
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:20,769
- You're a driver, man.
- Hey!
600
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,439
if the situation were reversed,
I'd let you go.
601
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,107
Alright, fine.
Fine, alright.
602
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,359
[Larry] Hey, we'll bring the
freak book. What do you think?
603
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:32,239
Hey, Charlie, get me
another beer, will ya?
604
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,407
Mm. Thank you.
605
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,159
Charlie, come here.
You gotta see this.
606
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,660
Mmm.
607
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,288
Hey Mac, I'm shitfaced.
We're gonna need a driver.
608
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:43,292
Charlie, thanks. I mean, I gotta
tell you, this is awesome.
609
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,252
- Thank you for this book, man.
- Yeah, let me hold it--
610
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,504
- No, no, no, let me hold it--
- What? You've been holding--
611
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,339
- I like it. I appreciate it.
- We'll split it.
612
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,508
- We'll share it.
- Alright, fine, fine.
613
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:54,386
- Oh, God... Where? No!
- Three legs!
614
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:55,804
- Right there! No!
- No! No! God!
615
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,015
- Three legs! What is that?
- Pig nose!
616
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,184
- It's a pig! It's a human pig!
- Pig nose!
617
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,685
- A human... Ohh!
- Oh, God!
618
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:04,229
- What a freak!
- Oh, my God! What a freak!
619
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,731
- It's her.
- It's Heather.
620
00:26:10,234 --> 00:26:14,198
[Heather] Who you calling
a freak, you bald fuck?
621
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,699
Why would I call
Heather Mills a freak?
622
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,659
- Why would I say that?
- We weren't talking about her!
623
00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,079
- There's freaks in here.
- See? Look. Four tits.
624
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:21,663
You see the four tits?
That's a freak.
625
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,291
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Please, just one more chance!
626
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,959
I was only talking about the book.
627
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:28,796
- Why would I do that?
- This is all your fault!
628
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,089
Why'd you bring that fucking book?
629
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,340
You yelled, "What a freak," not me!
630
00:26:31,465 --> 00:26:32,758
You yelled, "What a freak," too!
631
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:34,843
You yelled it first!
I was just following you!
632
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,470
God damn it!
We're gonna miss the show now!
633
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,680
- That's not my fault!
- Bullshit! It is your fault!
634
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,390
- No, it isn't!
- God damn it!
635
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:42,059
You're an asshole, you know that?
636
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:43,352
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
637
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,186
- Fuck you!
- No, fuck you, okay?
638
00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:47,523
- Go get the fucking car!
- Go! Get a ride home!
639
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:48,732
How about that?
640
00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,251
- Hey, Lar.
- Hey.
641
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:09,628
Returning the car.
- Yeah, thanks.
642
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:14,090
- What's...
- Her dad died yesterday.
643
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:15,551
- Ohh. Oh, jeez.
- Who is it?
644
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:19,847
{\an8}If it's the neighbor again,
say "I'm sorry I'm crying!"
645
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,182
I'm so... I'm sorry to
hear about your father.
646
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,768
It was so sudden, and he
didn't wanna go, man.
647
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:28,856
He fought it. He fought it like
a trouper, that old asshole.
648
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,525
And what are we gonna do?
I can't afford a funeral.
649
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,319
I can't afford anything.
Where we gonna bury him?
650
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:39,992
I think I can help you out.
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