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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,267 - Okay, fine. - Let's go. 2 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,727 - Can I take a break? - No! 3 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,312 - Why? - Let's push through this. 4 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,688 [Rae] Work it, come on, yeah 5 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,190 so we can get this done. 6 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,984 This house feels like a hotel to me. 7 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,070 - Hotel, really? - Yeah. 8 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,154 Well, you know, she's right about that. 9 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,739 It's not as nice as the other house. 10 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,491 [Larry] I agree with you. It's not as nice. 11 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,786 Hi, Ted. 12 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,121 I know. No, no, we're here. 13 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,040 We're in the middle of it right now. 14 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:43,752 I know. Can you believe it? 15 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,255 - You hear this? - Hmm? 16 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,756 She's talking to Ted Danson. 17 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,216 That was a guy? 18 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,634 - Yeah. - I thought it was a girl. 19 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,636 No, no, they have little chats on the cell phone. 20 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,054 No they don't. 21 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:55,264 - They do all day long. - Really? 22 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,308 Yeah, I'm telling you, it's unbelievable. 23 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,310 And when they're together, she goes like this. 24 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,895 - She gives him a slap. - Touching like that? 25 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,146 Yeah, like a playful slap. 26 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,523 Oh, the flirting... Flirtatious slap. 27 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:05,983 Yeah, the flirtatious tap. 28 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,276 - Really? - Yeah. 29 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,193 That's like, you know 30 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,319 sex for platonic friends. 31 00:01:10,444 --> 00:01:12,364 Because they can't touch each other, it's forbidden. 32 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,241 So they're allowed to go like that. 33 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,703 Alright, I'm done helping you move. 34 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:18,912 Hey, thanks so much. 35 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,372 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 36 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,081 Are you going to the NRDC opening tomorrow? 37 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:23,375 Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. 38 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,918 You know, they're naming a wing after me. 39 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,379 - Naming a wing? - Yeah, I donated lots of money. 40 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,255 Well, good for you. 41 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,464 Alright I'll see you tomorrow. 42 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,008 Alright. 43 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,010 - Larry, Larry David? - Yeah. 44 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:35,178 Hey, and where's Loretta? Loretta! 45 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,514 - Uncle Leon! - Peanut, Peanut, boy! 46 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,183 Look at you... Look at you, boy. 47 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,019 Baby girl! Oh, my God, you all living large. 48 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:43,437 Oh, Uncle Leon! 49 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,398 - What's up, sister? - Boy, what you doing here? 50 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,275 - What you doing here? - Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 51 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,444 - Boy! Get in here. - I knew I smelled some cooking. 52 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:51,862 Do I smell food? Come here, auntie. 53 00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:53,405 I ain't got a chance to burn... 54 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,035 - Who is this guy? - That's my brother Leon. 55 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,120 - Look at you. - Ooh, look at that. 56 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,247 Ah! What's up, girl? 57 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,041 Which room he gonna stay in? 58 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,751 - What? - Which room he gonna stay in? 59 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,294 Hey, you can stay in my room, Uncle Leon. 60 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,004 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Let me get my bag. 61 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,881 - Let me get my bag. - Show him where the room is at. 62 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:12,382 [Rae] Alright. 63 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,552 - Come on, boy! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 64 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:19,056 - Was he in the hurricane? - No, he lives here in L.A. 65 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:24,895 Cheryl! 66 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,985 [Leon] Boy, I don't know. Mm, mm, mm. 67 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,696 I wonder if cooking good is hereditary. Know what I mean? 68 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,907 Yeah. See, and Loretta put her foot in it this time. 69 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,826 Loretta put her foot in it, turned it around 70 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,913 and kicked you in your own asshole, you feel me? 71 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,623 [Rae] Watch your mouth in front of the children. 72 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:45,957 [Leon] Mm-hmm. 73 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,168 Looks good, don't it, don't it? Mm-hmm. 74 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,836 Man, oh, man, what are you trying to do 75 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,046 to your family with this food? 76 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,047 You're gonna kill 'em. 77 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,632 What you talking about, LD? 78 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:54,883 [Larry] Come on, all that cholesterol. 79 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,469 - It's no good for you. - Larry. 80 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,054 Can I talk to you for a second? 81 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,972 Really, think about 82 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:04,184 getting rid of all the bacon and the sausage and everything. 83 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,103 I'm gonna think about eating it. 84 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,564 - Come on now. - You crazy, girl! 85 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,441 You know that's right! 86 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,779 I'm a little creeped out right now. 87 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,782 Okay, I was just in Leon's room putting some flowers in there... 88 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:22,369 - Leon's room? - Yeah, and there's a... 89 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,747 There's a stain on the blanket. 90 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,082 What kind of stain? What do you mean? 91 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,876 Like when a guy... you know 92 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,712 does his business, and he's alone. 93 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,923 And... it's so gross. 94 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,842 - Are you kidding? - No. 95 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:40,887 Hey, everybody in the family have them big ones. 96 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:44,933 - First night in our house? - I know. 97 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,810 Okay, I'm gonna talk to him. 98 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,145 - No, oh, God. - What, are you kidding? 99 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,646 You're gonna talk to him? 100 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:50,772 I don't want some guy staying here 101 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,274 masturbating all over the place. 102 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,735 You can't talk to him about it. 103 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,319 - Leon. - Larry. Larry. 104 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,946 Can I talk to you for a second? 105 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,157 Excuse me, ladies. I shall return. 106 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,285 Oh, my God. I gotta get something over to... 107 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,954 Alright. Man I'm about to bust. 108 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,914 - Enjoyed your breakfast? - Larry. 109 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,291 You know how to bring it. 110 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,418 - That's nice. - I'm about to blow up. 111 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,670 - I just spoke to my wife. - Okay. 112 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:19,009 And she said she was putting some flowers in your room 113 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:23,138 and she found a stain... 114 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:23,972 ...on your blanket. 115 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,558 Stain on my blanket, huh? 116 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:28,310 What, like juice 117 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,937 syrup, maybe syrup or something like that? 118 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,773 Mm-mm. No. 119 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,317 Gravies maybe? Something in the gravy category? 120 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,277 - Uh-un, no. - Hmm. 121 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:40,529 What kind of stain was it? 122 00:04:40,654 --> 00:04:42,741 - Hmm? - Ejaculate. 123 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,577 - E-what? - Ejaculate. 124 00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:50,248 - Ajackalit. - Not Ajackalit. Ejaculate. 125 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:53,668 Ejaculate? 126 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,174 Cum stain. Cum. 127 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,051 - Cum stain. - Huh. 128 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:02,677 What kind of cum was it, first of all? 129 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,930 What do you mean, what kind of cum? Cum's cum. 130 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,640 - Cum is not cum, Larry. - Cum's cum. 131 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,266 Well, it couldn't have been mine. Know why? 132 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,185 'Cause I gets mines, Larry. 133 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,853 I brings the ruckus to the ladies. 134 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,356 Okay, so you're denying this. Is that it? 135 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,399 First of all, look around this place, man. 136 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,152 Are there any visuals around here to jack off to? 137 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,904 All we have is basic cable, right? 138 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,988 What am I doing, jacking off to "Andy Griffith"? 139 00:05:23,113 --> 00:05:25,700 - Jacking off to Clara, huh? - You mean Aunt Bee? 140 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,952 Aunt Bee, Clara, whoever. 141 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,370 Who's Clara? Who's Clara? 142 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,788 Who's the lady who answer the phone? 143 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,415 - I don't know. - Is that her name, Clara? 144 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,791 I don't know Clara. I know Aunt Bee. 145 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,710 Nobody wanna jack off to no damn Aunt Bee. 146 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,963 I don't remember any beauties on that show, frankly. 147 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,214 It's not my cum, Larry. 148 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,884 - Okay? - Okay. 149 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:48,139 So, yeah, just get the blanket clean. 150 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,599 - This is it? - That's all, yeah. 151 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:50,809 Alright. 152 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,603 What-what are you doing? What are you doing? 153 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,438 You want me to clean the blanket. 154 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:56,690 Yeah, so just throw it... Throw it in... 155 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,025 You know, just throw in the bin. You don't need to... 156 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,527 I don't have a bin, Larry. 157 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:02,279 I have to look at it to see what kind of cleaning... 158 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,863 There's nothing to look... You don't need to inspect it. 159 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,323 What is wrong with you? 160 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,616 Larry, do you want me to clean the blanket or not? 161 00:06:06,741 --> 00:06:09,536 What are you doing? You throw it in. 162 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:10,871 Oh... 163 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,457 - Well... - Okay, that's-that's... 164 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,251 I had, I had nothing to do with that. 165 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,211 Sure, Larry, whatever you say. 166 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,588 No, somebody's staying at my house 167 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,839 and I'm sure he did that. 168 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:21,798 Larry, I could give a shit 169 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:22,841 if it was Santa Claus. 170 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:23,592 I'm just trying to get it off. 171 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,677 No, I'm just telling you, okay? 172 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:26,928 That I had nothing to do with that. 173 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,763 That's not my stain. Alright, fine. 174 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,182 Okay, okay. 175 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,392 You look very cute when you're all blushy, Larry. 176 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,605 You think I'm gonna tell? I'm your friend, Larry. 177 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,107 I didn't do it. I'm not gonna lie about that. 178 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,527 You're really insane, you know? 179 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,738 Larry. 180 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:48,450 I don't see my Yankee Jersey... 181 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,243 ...by the way. 182 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,329 - Huh. - See that? 183 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,664 Wow, it must be gone then. 184 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,625 I'm sorry, Larry. 185 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,085 - What? - What? It happens, Larry. 186 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,587 That's what happens sometimes. 187 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:01,838 No no no, you don't understand. 188 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,214 That's Joe Pepitone's Jersey. 189 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:05,383 I've had that Jersey since I was a kid. 190 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,635 Number 25. 191 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,011 It's gone. 192 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,138 Somebody else must have taken it. 193 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,724 Well, do you think they'll return it? 194 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,477 Larry, in all the many years I've worked here 195 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,313 at the dry cleaners, no one ever returns anything. 196 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,731 Sometimes you get home 197 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,192 and you have something that isn't yours 198 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:25,111 and sometimes something of yours gets taken. 199 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,572 That's just the unwritten law of dry cleaning. 200 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,240 Everyone knows that. 201 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,617 - Really? - Really. 202 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,702 Well, I don't subscribe to that law. 203 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,789 Oh, well, then maybe you should change it. 204 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,832 - Maybe I will. - Good. 205 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:42,629 I'll have your semen-covered blanket ready on Wednesday. 206 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:51,721 [Larry] So I confronted him. Of course he denied it. 207 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,556 But, I mean, come on, give me a break. 208 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:56,893 He was in the room. I mean, who else could it be? 209 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,895 You gotta kick him out, hands down. 210 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,522 First night in the house. 211 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,857 Hey, hey, I did it. 212 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,320 Come on, no big deal. 213 00:08:07,445 --> 00:08:11,449 - You did it? - Yeah, I did it. Yep, me. 214 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,743 - Are you serious? - Yeah, what's the big deal? 215 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,788 - What's the big deal? - It was Passover at your house. 216 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:20,166 I was drinking a little bit, had some Manischewitz, you know? 217 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,877 Feeling good, and I was away from the table. 218 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,797 I got an erection. I took care of it before I came back. 219 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:26,923 I didn't want to come back to the table 220 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,092 with an erection at Passover. 221 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:32,636 - Are you out of your mind? - No, it's no big deal. 222 00:08:32,761 --> 00:08:34,597 - Passover? - It's not like Yom Kippur. 223 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,016 I would never do it on the High Holidays. 224 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,392 No, he wouldn't do it on a High Holiday. 225 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,518 No, I wouldn't. 226 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:39,727 You're like a monkey. 227 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,479 - A monkey. - You are. 228 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,231 You didn't do a very good job of cleaning up, by the way. 229 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,275 - I did the best I could. - That's the best you could? 230 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,317 Well, I had to get back to the table. 231 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:47,402 They were doing the Four Questions 232 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,528 and I love the Four Questions. 233 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:49,571 Gotta get back. 234 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,697 It's very important. 235 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:51,780 I love the Four Questions. 236 00:08:51,905 --> 00:08:53,033 This is unbelievable. 237 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,617 - No big deal. - It is a big deal. 238 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,160 Come to my house and do it. What do I give a shit? 239 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,830 Come on over and whack off. Have a good time. 240 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,083 Oh, listen, I left my sunglasses at your house. 241 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:05,587 - I need 'em desperately. Yeah. - Alright, I'll look for 'em. 242 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,589 Don't let him in your house though, man. 243 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,091 - Hi, guys. - Hey! 244 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,343 - Look at you. - No, look at you. 245 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,471 - You are Miss NRDC. - Look at you! 246 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,638 [Cheryl] Well, thank you. 247 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,891 You make me wanna save the planet. 248 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,476 So should we go in? 249 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,352 - Okay let's go in. - See the new wing? 250 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,771 Call me, actually. I have something to tell you. 251 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,939 Okay, I've got something to tell you, too. 252 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,691 Oh, saying hello? 253 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,402 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 254 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,741 Why are you and Ted always kind of 255 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:35,825 hitting each other all the time? 256 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,202 All this playful hitting? 257 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,620 "Ooh, ooh." All that stuff? 258 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,955 Well, It's not a conscious thing, I don't know. 259 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,083 {\an8}- I'm expressive with my hands. - Hey... 260 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,754 - Larry David. - Huh? 261 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,047 [Cheryl] That's great. 262 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,216 - Never had a wing before. - I know. 263 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,759 That's pretty good. 264 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,260 - Yeah. - Pretty good. 265 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,596 - It's your night to shine. - Yeah. 266 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,556 Yeah, it's great. 267 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:07,315 What is that? "Wing donated by anonymous." 268 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,234 - Yeah. - Anonymous? 269 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,153 Yeah. 270 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,073 I'm not crazy about that. Now it looks like... 271 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,534 It just looks like I did mine for the credit 272 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:23,248 as opposed to... you know, Mr. Wonderful Anonymous. 273 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,208 I know who it is. 274 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,503 It's Ted. 275 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,214 Ted is Anonymous. 276 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,465 What, are you kidding? 277 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,009 No, isn't that great? 278 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,638 He donated a whole wing and didn't want anybody to know. 279 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:39,681 Well, he told you 280 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,432 so he apparently wanted somebody to know. 281 00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,269 - He told me, okay? - Who else did he tell? 282 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,477 How do you know he just told you? 283 00:10:45,602 --> 00:10:46,938 I don't know. 284 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,857 {\an8}The point is that he didn't need all the fanfare and didn't-- 285 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,067 Fanfare? What fanfare? I don't like the fanfare. 286 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,903 {\an8}- Are you saying I like fanfare? - He can tell a few people. 287 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,363 He just doesn't need the whole world to know 288 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,489 that he donated all this money. 289 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,323 Oh, you know what? 290 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,242 I didn't need it, either. 291 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,453 Nobody told me that I could be anonymous and tell people. 292 00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,789 I would have taken that option, okay? 293 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,333 You can't have it halfway, you're either anonymous 294 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,626 or you're not, what is it? 295 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,044 Look, people are pointing out 296 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,212 and going, "There's Larry David's wing." 297 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,547 Oh, yeah, there's Larry David 298 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,465 the guy who has to have his name up on the wall 299 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:18,219 as opposed to Mr. Anonymous, but who's really Ted. 300 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,554 - I'm proud of you. - Anonymous. 301 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,099 It's fake philanthropy, and it's faux anonymity. 302 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,393 What do you think about that? 303 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:30,064 Oh, I want to go talk to Senator Boxer. 304 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,651 I'll be right back. 305 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,361 - Hi. - Hi, Larry. 306 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,905 - Hello, senator. - It is good to see you. 307 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:42,202 Senator, um, I wanted to talk to you about an issue 308 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:46,247 that doesn't really get a lot of play in the papers. 309 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,374 Well, tell me, 'cause I like new issues. 310 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,542 - Okay. - Yeah. 311 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,128 I'm talking about what's going on 312 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,214 at the dry cleaners. 313 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,549 What's going on at the dry cleaners, Larry? 314 00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:00,386 Well, what happens is, sometimes they'll give your item 315 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,473 to someone else and then that person owns it 316 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,726 and walks around in it, and you have no recourse. 317 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,102 And there's no oversight, it's just complete chaos 318 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,147 in the dry cleaning industry, as I see it. 319 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:15,693 Larry, the thing about it is that sometimes you get an item 320 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,154 that isn't yours and sometimes you lose an item. 321 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,990 So at the end of the day, it balances out. 322 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,117 Yeah, well, it's not balancing out for me, senator. 323 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,203 I never get an item, and you know what? 324 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,913 If I got it, I would return it 325 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,083 because I think the whole system is flawed. 326 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,544 Larry, you see these slacks? 327 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,546 See 'em? 328 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,216 Dry cleaners. 329 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,884 Those are somebody else's pants? 330 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,636 Well, they're mine now. 331 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,929 You're part of the problem, senator. 332 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,054 Please don't... 333 00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:46,140 - Isn't he great? - Ted. 334 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,558 Oh, you know each other, right? 335 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,477 Oh, yeah. You look fabulous! 336 00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,188 - You are such a hero. - You are, Barbara. 337 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,649 You know when you founded the oceans foundation 338 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,857 you changed everything 339 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,485 because his kids couldn't swim in the bay. 340 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,530 Oh, oh, the poor little kids. 341 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,907 - They couldn't swim in the bay. - You are the best. 342 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,618 Oh, what about the 400-foot pool they could swim in? 343 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,828 That wasn't available to them at the time? 344 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,831 Well, you know, could I just say 345 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,625 that aside, look at this. 346 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,628 {\an8}Anonymous. You really... I know. I know. 347 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,046 I didn't say... 348 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,548 Larry, did you know 349 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,258 this anonymous is Ted? 350 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,801 - Yeah, I did. - Just can't tell anyone. 351 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,219 The point I want to make is 352 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,679 you didn't need to do this. 353 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,723 - Well, you know something... - That's true, he didn't, yeah. 354 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,267 But that's why I kept my name off 355 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,644 because I think it's the exhibit. 356 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,604 It's the issue that needs to stand forward, not me. 357 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,856 And you're so passionate about the issue. 358 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:35,857 Thank you. 359 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,109 You know, too many people 360 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,569 don't do things out of the goodness... 361 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,321 They want the credit. 362 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,905 You are number one in my book, Ted Danson. 363 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,616 - Senator. - Please don't forget... 364 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,785 Oh, I've gotta run. Bye, Larry. Bye, Ted. 365 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,370 - So sweet. Bye, darling. - See you later. 366 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,705 - Yeah, bye. - Right this way. 367 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,583 Wow, wow, wow. 368 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,001 I didn't expect that. 369 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,295 - What is this bullshit? - What? 370 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,339 Anonymous. Give me a break, anon... 371 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,549 If you're anonymous, how come people know about it? 372 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,009 I told maybe one or two people 373 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,136 friends that I didn't think I wanted to have a secret with. 374 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,556 Oh, really? I have a feeling everybody in this room knows. 375 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,308 Can I have your attention, everybody? 376 00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,894 We're gonna start the ceremony and Senator Barbara Boxer 377 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,729 would like to say a few words. 378 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,272 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 379 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:20,068 This is a night to thank two very special people... 380 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,154 - You know, you're full of shit. - You're a fucking asshole. 381 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,323 - So one is Larry David. - Anonymous. 382 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,783 Larry David. 383 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,619 We are very thrilled with his contribution 384 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,955 and the other is... Anonymous. 385 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,209 - Yeah! - Woo! 386 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,927 So you know not one person... 387 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,597 ...not one, thanked me for the donation. 388 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,932 Are you aware of that? 389 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,435 Next time I give money to anybody... 390 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,105 ...it'll be anonymous, I can tell you that. 391 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,732 And I'm gonna tell everybody. 392 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,859 I know who the masturbator was. 393 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,780 Jeff. 394 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,786 Uh-huh. 395 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,455 - Ted Danson told you that? - It doesn't matter. 396 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,417 Oh, my God. That's really unbelievable. 397 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,793 No, you know what's unbelievable? 398 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,211 That's unbelievable. 399 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,839 Is that your friend would think that's it's okay 400 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,841 to come over to our house and jerk off. 401 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,843 Oh, he's had too much to drink, you know... 402 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,679 - Too much to drink? - Yeah, he was drunk. 403 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,805 Well, I've had drinks before 404 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,098 and I didn't go over to somebody's house 405 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,641 and masturbate in the guest room. 406 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,476 Well, good for you. 407 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,980 And by the way, Jeff is banned from our house. 408 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,356 You're banning him from the house? 409 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,901 Yeah, he is not welcome in our house anymore. 410 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:44,861 I'll tell you what, I'd rather have 411 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,028 the masturbator in the house 412 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,738 than the gossiper. 413 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,907 Well, you obviously weren't going to tell me, Larry. 414 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,492 I would have told you on the way home 415 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,327 or waited until I got in the house. 416 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,662 So we'd have a good laugh over it later. 417 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,080 Oh, right. A-a laugh? 418 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,665 - Well, whatever. - Did you really think... 419 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,750 - No, probably not. - I thought that's hilarious? 420 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,629 "Hey, Cheryl, guess who jerked off on our blanket? 421 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,214 It was Jeff. Isn't that hilarious?" 422 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,340 Yeah. 423 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,634 Yeah, that's a fun ride home. 424 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,935 Heya, what's going on? 425 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,982 It's crazy really, but I... You know... 426 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,319 Um... 427 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,700 Cheryl found out about the stain on the blanket. 428 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,951 How could she find out? 429 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,287 You... you didn't tell her? 430 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,914 No. 431 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,499 Ted Danson? 432 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,167 Yeah, her girlfriend Ted! 433 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,002 Why would he do do something like that? 434 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,754 - I don't know. - That's unbelievable! 435 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,214 I don't understand that! 436 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,131 That was a private moment! 437 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,299 Yeah. Absolutely. 438 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,218 And then he's gossiping? 439 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,552 What a little Yenta! 440 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,638 That's crazy! 441 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,765 Now how am I gonna look Cheryl in the eye? 442 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,142 How can the four of us ever go out again? 443 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,938 That's another thing. She's uh... 444 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,523 She's pretty upset, and, uh... 445 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,070 She's banned you from the, uh, from the house. 446 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,405 Cheryl banned me from your house? 447 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,450 - You're banned. - What the hell is going on? 448 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,202 - Oh, hey, Suz'. - Hi, how are you? 449 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,744 What do you mean, Cheryl banned you from the house? 450 00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,372 - What's going on? - Who just said... 451 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,791 I heard you! Don't try to bullshit me! 452 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,544 What's, what's... Why, what happened? 453 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,254 What's gonna happen if I don't tell? 454 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,797 Well, I'll call Cheryl and find out. 455 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,090 What the fuck difference does it make? 456 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,801 [Larry] Well, okay. 457 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,054 Um, last Passover... 458 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,891 [Susie] You what?! 459 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,519 You jerked off in their house? 460 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,436 - Yeah. - Oh, that is sick! 461 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:47,275 You have wrought your semen outside our home, Jeff? 462 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,484 - Yeah. - That's adultery! 463 00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:51,612 - That's cheating on me! - When did... 464 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,990 You masturbate in this house and this house alone! 465 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,534 Maybe a hotel. Not at a friend's house! 466 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,661 I have to, I have to agree with her, really. 467 00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,744 You know what, Larry? I can handle this. 468 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,455 He's my husband. Shut the fuck up, okay? 469 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,291 - Okay. - It's sick, Jeff! 470 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,002 You don't jerk off in somebody else's home! 471 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,670 And Cheryl kicked him out? 472 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,505 - Yeah, she banned him. - Really? 473 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:13,301 Who the fuck is she to tell my husband what to do? 474 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,343 I punish my husband! 475 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,803 I could not agree more with you. 476 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,722 - Thank you very much, Larry. - You're right. 477 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:18,888 Ban him from the house? 478 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:19,849 Fuck you, ban him from the house. 479 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,475 Fuck you, yeah, absolutely. 480 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,185 I will take care of you in my own way. 481 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,646 And you know what? Jeff is banned from your house? 482 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,025 You are banned from my house. Get the fuck out! 483 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,984 - What? What are you-- - Get the fuck out of my house! 484 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:34,113 I don't want you here. Be gone with you! Out! 485 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,198 If he's banned, you're banned! 486 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,534 - You're banning me? - Yes, I am banning you. 487 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,744 You're banning me from your house? 488 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,580 - Yes, I am. - Okay, fine. I'm banned! 489 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,874 Good! Don't come back! 490 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,667 Don't worry, I won't! 491 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,089 Ooh! Ooh! 492 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,550 It's a ghost! Don't let him get me! 493 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,219 What the hell's going on here? Oh, hell no! 494 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,679 I will take you out! 495 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,681 The days are over where you been terrorizing my people! 496 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,016 It's me! It's me! 497 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,101 What? Me who? 498 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,519 Larry David! 499 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,980 What are you doing up under this Klan sheet? 500 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,315 - What? - Mm-hmm. 501 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,359 Oh, my god, no, no, no. 502 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,027 - We were playing ghosts. - Ghosts? 503 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,279 Where I come from, you see somebody in a sheet 504 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,490 ghost is not the first thing you think about. 505 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,367 You think about KKK. 506 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,202 - KKK? - Yes, boy. 507 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,453 - KKK? - Yes. 508 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,579 Come on, are you kidding? 509 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,290 Scared me half to death, Larry. 510 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,085 - Okay, you can get off now. - Alright. Well, help me now. 511 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,045 - Go ahead. - Shoot, huh. 512 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,256 Alright. I'll get these groceries... 513 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,134 Hey, Jeff's sunglasses. 514 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,723 Hey, Leon! 515 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,183 What up? 516 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,935 What are you doing? You want to take a ride with me? 517 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,436 I gotta return Jeff's sunglasses. 518 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,979 He left them here. 519 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,314 I got some stuff to tell you anyway. 520 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,773 Alright, Larry. Hold on. 521 00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,943 Give me two minutes, Larry. 522 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,741 Oh, oh, oh. So it's Jeff been jackin' off? 523 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,493 That's the jackoff suspect, huh? 524 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,037 Yeah. Leon, I am so sorry. 525 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,414 That's some fucked-up shit right there, man. 526 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,333 I know. I owe you one. 527 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,835 You damn right you owe me one. 528 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,379 - Okay, so we're cool? - We're cool, man. 529 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,965 Okay. Hey, Leon. 530 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,426 - You see that guy? Huh? - That guy right there? 531 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,678 [Larry] In the Yankee Jersey. 532 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,595 Number 25! That's my Jersey! 533 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,681 - Joe Pepitone! - What? 534 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,766 The dry cleaner gave it to him. He never gave it back. 535 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,226 That's some bullshit right there. 536 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,520 - I'm going to handle this shit. - What are you doing? Leon? 537 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,063 I'm gonna get your shit back for you, man. 538 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,815 What you talking about? Where you going? Leon? 539 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,066 - Huh? - We cool, Larry. 540 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,401 I'm gonna get that shit back for you. 541 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,611 Leon! 542 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,635 Yeah! 543 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,846 Yeah, that's how I do it, baby! 544 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,640 Joe Pepitone up in this motherfucker. 545 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,267 Jesus. Nice goin', man. 546 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,144 - That's how I doos it, baby. - Nice going. 547 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,979 - That's how I doos it, Larry. - I like it. 548 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,064 [Leon] Your shit, baby. That's you. 549 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,696 What do you want? 550 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,952 Jeff's glasses. 551 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,704 Found them in my house. 552 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,498 He mentioned it to me, so I thought I'd return them. 553 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,291 Alright, fine, thank you. 554 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,377 Um, hey, I know I'm banned from the house and all... 555 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,462 Yeah? 556 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,130 Think I could use your bathroom? 557 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,425 No, a ban is a ban. What, does my word mean nothing? 558 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,761 I really gotta go. 559 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,557 Alright, I will temporarily lift the ban. 560 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,227 - In, out, quick! - Beautiful. Thank you. 561 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,853 What the fuck? 562 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,023 Ow! It was a playful tap! 563 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,608 What are you, nine years old in fourth grade? 564 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,361 Get your fuckin' hands off of me! 565 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,157 - It was a playful tap. - Get in and out! 566 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,079 [Leon] So what are we gonna do now, get me a new blanket? 567 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,580 New bed, all that shit? 568 00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,123 Leon, I'm not getting you a new bed. 569 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,750 Come on, man. That's crazy. 570 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,545 That's crazy right there. That mattress is tainted! 571 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,672 Hey, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. 572 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,590 Oh, my God! There's another Joe Pepitone Jersey! 573 00:22:22,715 --> 00:22:23,968 This is unbelievable. 574 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,803 Is it possible there's two of these things? 575 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,346 - Can't be two. - Check that, man. 576 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,474 Let me check the size. 577 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,725 - 44. - 44? 578 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,143 No, mine's 42. 579 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,397 This can't be my Jersey. That's my Jersey. 580 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,691 Okay, well, let's get the right shirt then. 581 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:39,942 How 'bout that? 582 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,403 Alright, I can handle that right now. 583 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,698 Hey, man. 584 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,715 That guy right there says it's his shirt. 585 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,676 We're definitely taking the damn shirt. 586 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,678 - Larry? - Huh? 587 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,847 Larry David? Hey, hey, hey, hey. 588 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,473 Hey, it's Merl. Merl Berger. 589 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,475 From the NRDC Function the other night. 590 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,185 Oh, oh, Merl! Hey! 591 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:19,398 Hey, did you send that guy over to take my Jersey? 592 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,275 Well, I didn't really, you know, send him. 593 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,777 He kind of went off on his own. 594 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,155 He just took the Jersey off my back! 595 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,198 I don't think it's really your Jersey though, is it, Merl? 596 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,534 What do you mean it isn't my Jersey? I was wearing it. 597 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,162 Did you get that Jersey from the dry cleaner? 598 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,539 Yeah, I got it... I got it from the dry cleaner. 599 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,917 Okay, Merl, that Jersey is my Jersey. 600 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,461 I brought it into that dry cleaner and they gave it to you 601 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,296 by mistake but you didn't return it. 602 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,964 Yeah, but that's the law of the dry cleaners. 603 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,424 You know, you win some, you lose some. 604 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,759 That's the way it works at the dry cleaners. 605 00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,218 Well, that doesn't work out with me. 606 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,386 I never get any stuff from the dry cleaner. 607 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,930 The only mistakes they make with me 608 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,263 are to give my stuff to other people. 609 00:23:52,388 --> 00:23:53,599 That's not my fault, I've lost tons of stuff 610 00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,434 at the dry cleaners, I lost drapes! 611 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,560 Oh, well, I'm sorry for your losses 612 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,978 but you're not gonna make it up now. 613 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,688 You know what, if you got a problem with this 614 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,315 why don't you just write your congressperson, okay? 615 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,400 Yeah, well, you know what, I spoke to Senator Boxer. 616 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,944 - How about that? - Oh, that's great. 617 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,363 And what did she say? 618 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:10,741 She said... that she's gonna go to Washington 619 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,451 and take care of this problem. 620 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,119 Okay, you know what? 621 00:24:15,244 --> 00:24:16,622 I'm on the board at the NRDC. 622 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,457 And your name's coming off that wall. 623 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,584 How would you like that? 624 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,127 You're gonna take my name off the wall? 625 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,463 - Yeah, I'm gonna take your-- - No! You wouldn't. 626 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,965 Oh, you bet I would. 627 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,675 - Okay, go ahead, do it. - I'm gonna do it! 628 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,677 And why don't you put up anonymous instead? 629 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,637 - I will. That's a perfect idea. - Oh, will you? 630 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:32,930 Yeah, really? Go ahead and do it. 631 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,556 - I have a lot of pull. - Okay, let's see. 632 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,058 Good. You come by there next Monday. 633 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,935 It's gonna say "anonymous" on the wall. 634 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,145 Okay, good! Don't forget. 635 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:41,855 I'm not! 636 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,525 [Leon] Okay. 637 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,734 Joe Pepitone! 638 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,445 We got a matching set, man. 639 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:57,037 Mom! 640 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,915 [Susie] What's wrong? Sammy, darling? 641 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:04,712 [Leon] Mm! Oh, bam! 642 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,130 Give me that. 643 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,007 - Bam! War. - War. 644 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,217 I declare war! 645 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,094 - Boom! Aw! - Alright! What'd I get? 646 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,554 Take it all, take it. 647 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,181 - Peanut, grab that door! - Get the door, Peanut! 648 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,017 I just want to do my thing, Larry. You know what I mean? 649 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,977 - What is your thing? - Boom. 650 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,729 I'm gonna be a director, man. 651 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,230 Action movies, all that stuff, man. 652 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,190 [Larry] You know, you can't just go right into that. 653 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,608 You gotta get something in production 654 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,318 you know what I mean? 655 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,779 [Leon] Oh. Oh, man. 656 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,657 This is a new low, even for you, Larry. 657 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:34,782 Huh? 658 00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,535 You came over yesterday 659 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,869 you went to the bathroom 660 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,039 and you choked it on Sammy's teddy bear 661 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:44,084 as some kind of revenge masturbatory payback! 662 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,711 - Okay, I didn't do that... - Oh, bullshit! 663 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,255 - You're a fucking liar! - What, I did that? 664 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,548 - Yes, you did! - Are you crazy? Huh? 665 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,717 It's that jackalit, right? 666 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,218 Who the fuck is this? Who's this? 667 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:54,678 That's Leon, Loretta's brother. 668 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,221 What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up? Mm. 669 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,432 I tell you one thing, I like a woman 670 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,017 with a smart-ass mouth like that. 671 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,060 Yeah, well, fuck you too! 672 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:02,352 Mm. You handle yourself. 673 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,686 That's beside the point, Leon. 674 00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:05,272 This is sick, this is perverse 675 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,398 and I think this is the lowest you've ever gone. 676 00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:08,942 Oh, come on, I didn't do that. 677 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,195 - Oh, really, then who did? - I don't know. 678 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,323 Just some anonymous person? Who's Anonymous, then? 679 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,950 [Cheryl] Oh, I know who Anonymous is. 680 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,035 [Susie] Who? 681 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,536 It's Ted Danson. 682 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,580 - How do you know? - Well, he told me. 683 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,165 But he told me not to tell anybody. 684 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,500 That's how he likes to do it. 685 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,377 Makes him feel better about himself. 686 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,130 - Danson?! - Oh, that's disgusting! 687 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,674 That is just disgusting! 688 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,344 What a perv, man! Actors! 689 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,430 Boom! War. 690 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,474 I declare... 691 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,184 - Boom! - War. 692 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,025 I'll get it. 693 00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,913 [Mary] Ted it's Susie for you. 694 00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,375 I wonder what she wants. 695 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,924 - Hey, Larry, how are you? - Hey! Hi, Cathy. 696 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,717 - How are you doing, man? - Good. 697 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,386 Hey, you know, I wanted to tell you 698 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,930 I heard that you took your name off the NRDC building 699 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,598 and had it replaced with Anonymous. 700 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,727 I think it's so wonderful. I admire you so much for that. 701 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,479 Cathy, I get plenty of fanfare. 702 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,314 I don't need the fanfare, you know? 703 00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,941 - Good for you, Larry. - I really don't. 704 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,109 As a matter of fact, I hope you don't mind 705 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,570 that I told a few people 706 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,446 that you were the anonymous person. 707 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:39,324 I hope that's okay that I let that slip out. 708 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,578 Well, I can't really tell you what to do, but I... Yeah. 709 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,371 People should know you're Anonymous. 710 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,497 You're a great guy, Larry-- 711 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,207 Well, if you wanna tell people go ahead. 712 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,584 - You know, it's up to you. - I have already. 713 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:49,835 And I might continue, okay? 714 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,461 - Continue away. - Alright, I will. 715 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,629 Alright, I will. 716 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,047 - Thank you. - Take care, honey. 717 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,424 - Bye, bye. - Bye. 718 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:58,343 It's that guy. That's the guy. 719 00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,220 Hey! That's the guy! 720 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,598 That's that bald guy that took my Jersey! 721 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,641 Hey! Come back here! 722 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,344 You gotta let me in! These people are chasing me! 723 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:41,762 Sir, the building's closed. I can't help you. 724 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:45,057 No, no, I'm Larry David. That's my wing! 725 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:47,893 - That says "Anonymous." - I'm Anonymous! 726 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:51,188 I'm Anonymous! I'm Anonymous! 727 00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,607 Larry David is Anonymous! 53933

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