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- Okay, fine.
- Let's go.
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- Can I take a break?
- No!
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- Why?
- Let's push through this.
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[Rae] Work it, come on, yeah
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so we can get this done.
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This house feels like a hotel to me.
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- Hotel, really?
- Yeah.
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Well, you know, she's right about that.
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It's not as nice as the other house.
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[Larry] I agree with
you. It's not as nice.
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Hi, Ted.
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I know. No, no, we're here.
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We're in the middle of it right now.
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I know. Can you believe it?
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- You hear this?
- Hmm?
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She's talking to Ted Danson.
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That was a guy?
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- Yeah.
- I thought it was a girl.
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No, no, they have little
chats on the cell phone.
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No they don't.
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- They do all day long.
- Really?
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Yeah, I'm telling you,
it's unbelievable.
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And when they're together,
she goes like this.
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- She gives him a slap.
- Touching like that?
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Yeah, like a playful slap.
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Oh, the flirting...
Flirtatious slap.
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Yeah, the flirtatious tap.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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That's like, you know
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sex for platonic friends.
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Because they can't touch
each other, it's forbidden.
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So they're allowed to go like that.
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Alright, I'm done helping you move.
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Hey, thanks so much.
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- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
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Are you going to the
NRDC opening tomorrow?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
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You know, they're naming
a wing after me.
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- Naming a wing?
- Yeah, I donated lots of money.
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Well, good for you.
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Alright I'll see you tomorrow.
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Alright.
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- Larry, Larry David?
- Yeah.
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Hey, and where's Loretta?
Loretta!
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- Uncle Leon!
- Peanut, Peanut, boy!
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Look at you...
Look at you, boy.
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Baby girl! Oh, my God,
you all living large.
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Oh, Uncle Leon!
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- What's up, sister?
- Boy, what you doing here?
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- What you doing here?
- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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- Boy! Get in here.
- I knew I smelled some cooking.
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Do I smell food?
Come here, auntie.
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I ain't got a chance to burn...
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- Who is this guy?
- That's my brother Leon.
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- Look at you.
- Ooh, look at that.
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Ah! What's up, girl?
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Which room he gonna stay in?
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- What?
- Which room he gonna stay in?
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Hey, you can stay in my room,
Uncle Leon.
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- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Let me get my bag.
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- Let me get my bag.
- Show him where the room is at.
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[Rae] Alright.
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- Come on, boy!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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- Was he in the hurricane?
- No, he lives here in L.A.
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Cheryl!
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[Leon] Boy,
I don't know. Mm, mm, mm.
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I wonder if cooking good is
hereditary. Know what I mean?
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Yeah. See, and Loretta put
her foot in it this time.
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Loretta put her foot in
it, turned it around
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and kicked you in your own
asshole, you feel me?
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[Rae] Watch your mouth in
front of the children.
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[Leon] Mm-hmm.
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Looks good, don't it, don't it? Mm-hmm.
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Man, oh, man, what are you trying to do
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to your family with this food?
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You're gonna kill 'em.
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What you talking about, LD?
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[Larry] Come on, all that cholesterol.
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- It's no good for you.
- Larry.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Really, think about
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getting rid of all the bacon and
the sausage and everything.
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I'm gonna think about eating it.
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- Come on now.
- You crazy, girl!
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You know that's right!
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I'm a little creeped out right now.
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Okay, I was just in Leon's room
putting some flowers in there...
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- Leon's room?
- Yeah, and there's a...
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There's a stain on the blanket.
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What kind of stain?
What do you mean?
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Like when a guy... you know
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does his business, and he's alone.
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And... it's so gross.
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- Are you kidding?
- No.
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Hey, everybody in the
family have them big ones.
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- First night in our house?
- I know.
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Okay, I'm gonna talk to him.
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- No, oh, God.
- What, are you kidding?
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You're gonna talk to him?
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I don't want some guy staying here
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masturbating all over the place.
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You can't talk to him about it.
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- Leon.
- Larry. Larry.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Excuse me, ladies.
I shall return.
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Oh, my God. I gotta get
something over to...
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Alright. Man I'm about to bust.
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- Enjoyed your breakfast?
- Larry.
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You know how to bring it.
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- That's nice.
- I'm about to blow up.
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- I just spoke to my wife.
- Okay.
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And she said she was putting
some flowers in your room
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and she found a stain...
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...on your blanket.
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Stain on my blanket, huh?
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What, like juice
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syrup, maybe syrup or
something like that?
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Mm-mm. No.
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Gravies maybe?
Something in the gravy category?
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- Uh-un, no.
- Hmm.
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What kind of stain was it?
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- Hmm?
- Ejaculate.
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- E-what?
- Ejaculate.
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- Ajackalit.
- Not Ajackalit. Ejaculate.
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Ejaculate?
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Cum stain. Cum.
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- Cum stain.
- Huh.
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What kind of cum was it, first of all?
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What do you mean, what
kind of cum? Cum's cum.
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- Cum is not cum, Larry.
- Cum's cum.
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Well, it couldn't have
been mine. Know why?
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'Cause I gets mines, Larry.
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I brings the ruckus to the ladies.
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Okay, so you're denying this.
Is that it?
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First of all, look
around this place, man.
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Are there any visuals around
here to jack off to?
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All we have is basic cable, right?
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What am I doing, jacking
off to "Andy Griffith"?
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- Jacking off to Clara, huh?
- You mean Aunt Bee?
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Aunt Bee, Clara, whoever.
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Who's Clara? Who's Clara?
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Who's the lady who answer the phone?
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- I don't know.
- Is that her name, Clara?
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I don't know Clara.
I know Aunt Bee.
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Nobody wanna jack off
to no damn Aunt Bee.
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I don't remember any beauties
on that show, frankly.
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It's not my cum, Larry.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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So, yeah, just get the blanket clean.
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- This is it?
- That's all, yeah.
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Alright.
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What-what are you doing?
What are you doing?
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You want me to clean the blanket.
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Yeah, so just throw it...
Throw it in...
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You know, just throw in the bin.
You don't need to...
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I don't have a bin, Larry.
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I have to look at it to see
what kind of cleaning...
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There's nothing to look...
You don't need to inspect it.
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What is wrong with you?
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Larry, do you want me to
clean the blanket or not?
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What are you doing?
You throw it in.
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Oh...
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- Well...
- Okay, that's-that's...
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I had, I had nothing to do with that.
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Sure, Larry, whatever you say.
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No, somebody's staying at my house
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and I'm sure he did that.
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Larry, I could give a shit
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if it was Santa Claus.
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I'm just trying to get it off.
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No, I'm just telling you, okay?
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That I had nothing to do with that.
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That's not my stain.
Alright, fine.
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Okay, okay.
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You look very cute when
you're all blushy, Larry.
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You think I'm gonna tell?
I'm your friend, Larry.
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I didn't do it.
I'm not gonna lie about that.
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You're really insane, you know?
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Larry.
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I don't see my Yankee Jersey...
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...by the way.
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- Huh.
- See that?
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Wow, it must be gone then.
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I'm sorry, Larry.
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- What?
- What? It happens, Larry.
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That's what happens sometimes.
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No no no, you don't understand.
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That's Joe Pepitone's Jersey.
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I've had that Jersey since I was a kid.
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Number 25.
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It's gone.
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Somebody else must have taken it.
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Well, do you think they'll return it?
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Larry, in all the
many years I've worked here
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at the dry cleaners, no one
ever returns anything.
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Sometimes you get home
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and you have something that isn't yours
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and sometimes something
of yours gets taken.
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That's just the unwritten
law of dry cleaning.
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Everyone knows that.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Well, I don't subscribe to that law.
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Oh, well, then maybe
you should change it.
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- Maybe I will.
- Good.
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I'll have your semen-covered
blanket ready on Wednesday.
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[Larry] So I confronted him.
Of course he denied it.
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But, I mean, come on, give me a break.
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He was in the room.
I mean, who else could it be?
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You gotta kick him out, hands down.
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First night in the house.
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Hey, hey, I did it.
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Come on, no big deal.
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- You did it?
- Yeah, I did it. Yep, me.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah, what's the big deal?
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- What's the big deal?
- It was Passover at your house.
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I was drinking a little bit, had
some Manischewitz, you know?
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Feeling good, and I was
away from the table.
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I got an erection. I took care
of it before I came back.
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I didn't want to come back to the table
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with an erection at Passover.
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- Are you out of your mind?
- No, it's no big deal.
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- Passover?
- It's not like Yom Kippur.
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I would never do it on
the High Holidays.
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No, he wouldn't do it on a High Holiday.
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No, I wouldn't.
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You're like a monkey.
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- A monkey.
- You are.
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You didn't do a very good job
of cleaning up, by the way.
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- I did the best I could.
- That's the best you could?
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Well, I had to get back to the table.
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They were doing the Four Questions
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and I love the Four Questions.
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Gotta get back.
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It's very important.
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I love the Four Questions.
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This is unbelievable.
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- No big deal.
- It is a big deal.
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Come to my house and do it.
What do I give a shit?
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Come on over and whack off.
Have a good time.
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Oh, listen, I left my
sunglasses at your house.
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- I need 'em desperately. Yeah.
- Alright, I'll look for 'em.
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Don't let him in your house though, man.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey!
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- Look at you.
- No, look at you.
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- You are Miss NRDC.
- Look at you!
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[Cheryl] Well, thank you.
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You make me wanna save the planet.
248
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So should we go in?
249
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- Okay let's go in.
- See the new wing?
250
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Call me, actually.
I have something to tell you.
251
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Okay, I've got something
to tell you, too.
252
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,691
Oh, saying hello?
253
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- Hello.
- Oh, hi.
254
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Why are you and Ted always kind of
255
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hitting each other all the time?
256
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,202
All this playful hitting?
257
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,620
"Ooh, ooh." All that stuff?
258
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Well, It's not a conscious
thing, I don't know.
259
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{\an8}- I'm expressive with my hands.
- Hey...
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- Larry David.
- Huh?
261
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[Cheryl] That's great.
262
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- Never had a wing before.
- I know.
263
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That's pretty good.
264
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- Yeah.
- Pretty good.
265
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- It's your night to shine.
- Yeah.
266
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,556
Yeah, it's great.
267
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:07,315
What is that?
"Wing donated by anonymous."
268
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,234
- Yeah.
- Anonymous?
269
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:12,153
Yeah.
270
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,073
I'm not crazy about that.
Now it looks like...
271
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It just looks like
I did mine for the credit
272
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as opposed to... you know,
Mr. Wonderful Anonymous.
273
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,208
I know who it is.
274
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,503
It's Ted.
275
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Ted is Anonymous.
276
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What, are you kidding?
277
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No, isn't that great?
278
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He donated a whole wing and
didn't want anybody to know.
279
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:39,681
Well, he told you
280
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so he apparently wanted
somebody to know.
281
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,269
- He told me, okay?
- Who else did he tell?
282
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,477
How do you know he just told you?
283
00:10:45,602 --> 00:10:46,938
I don't know.
284
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,857
{\an8}The point is that he didn't need
all the fanfare and didn't--
285
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,067
Fanfare? What fanfare?
I don't like the fanfare.
286
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,903
{\an8}- Are you saying I like fanfare?
- He can tell a few people.
287
00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,363
He just doesn't need the
whole world to know
288
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that he donated all this money.
289
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,323
Oh, you know what?
290
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I didn't need it, either.
291
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,453
Nobody told me that I could be
anonymous and tell people.
292
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:04,789
I would have taken that option, okay?
293
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,333
You can't have it halfway,
you're either anonymous
294
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,626
or you're not, what is it?
295
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,044
Look, people are pointing out
296
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,212
and going, "There's Larry
David's wing."
297
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,547
Oh, yeah, there's Larry David
298
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,465
the guy who has to have
his name up on the wall
299
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:18,219
as opposed to Mr. Anonymous,
but who's really Ted.
300
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,554
- I'm proud of you.
- Anonymous.
301
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,099
It's fake philanthropy,
and it's faux anonymity.
302
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,393
What do you think about that?
303
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:30,064
Oh, I want to go talk to Senator Boxer.
304
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,651
I'll be right back.
305
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,361
- Hi.
- Hi, Larry.
306
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,905
- Hello, senator.
- It is good to see you.
307
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:42,202
Senator, um, I wanted to
talk to you about an issue
308
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:46,247
that doesn't really get a
lot of play in the papers.
309
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,374
Well, tell me, 'cause I like new issues.
310
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,542
- Okay.
- Yeah.
311
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,128
I'm talking about what's going on
312
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,214
at the dry cleaners.
313
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,549
What's going on at the
dry cleaners, Larry?
314
00:11:56,674 --> 00:12:00,386
Well, what happens is, sometimes
they'll give your item
315
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,473
to someone else and then
that person owns it
316
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,726
and walks around in it, and
you have no recourse.
317
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,102
And there's no oversight,
it's just complete chaos
318
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,147
in the dry cleaning
industry, as I see it.
319
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:15,693
Larry, the thing about it is
that sometimes you get an item
320
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,154
that isn't yours and
sometimes you lose an item.
321
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,990
So at the end of the
day, it balances out.
322
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,117
Yeah, well, it's not balancing
out for me, senator.
323
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,203
I never get an item, and you know what?
324
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,913
If I got it, I would return it
325
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:30,083
because I think the whole
system is flawed.
326
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,544
Larry, you see these slacks?
327
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,546
See 'em?
328
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,216
Dry cleaners.
329
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,884
Those are somebody else's pants?
330
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,636
Well, they're mine now.
331
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,929
You're part of the problem, senator.
332
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,054
Please don't...
333
00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:46,140
- Isn't he great?
- Ted.
334
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,558
Oh, you know each other, right?
335
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,477
Oh, yeah.
You look fabulous!
336
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,188
- You are such a hero.
- You are, Barbara.
337
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,649
You know when you founded
the oceans foundation
338
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,857
you changed everything
339
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,485
because his kids couldn't
swim in the bay.
340
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,530
Oh, oh, the poor little kids.
341
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,907
- They couldn't swim in the bay.
- You are the best.
342
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,618
Oh, what about the 400-foot
pool they could swim in?
343
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,828
That wasn't available
to them at the time?
344
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,831
Well, you know, could I just say
345
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,625
that aside, look at this.
346
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,628
{\an8}Anonymous. You really...
I know. I know.
347
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,046
I didn't say...
348
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,548
Larry, did you know
349
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,258
this anonymous is Ted?
350
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,801
- Yeah, I did.
- Just can't tell anyone.
351
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,219
The point I want to make is
352
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,679
you didn't need to do this.
353
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,723
- Well, you know something...
- That's true, he didn't, yeah.
354
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,267
But that's why
I kept my name off
355
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,644
because I think it's the exhibit.
356
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,604
It's the issue that needs
to stand forward, not me.
357
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,856
And you're so passionate
about the issue.
358
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:35,857
Thank you.
359
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,109
You know, too many people
360
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,569
don't do things out of the goodness...
361
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,321
They want the credit.
362
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,905
You are number one in
my book, Ted Danson.
363
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,616
- Senator.
- Please don't forget...
364
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,785
Oh, I've gotta run.
Bye, Larry. Bye, Ted.
365
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,370
- So sweet. Bye, darling.
- See you later.
366
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,705
- Yeah, bye.
- Right this way.
367
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,583
Wow, wow, wow.
368
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,001
I didn't expect that.
369
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,295
- What is this bullshit?
- What?
370
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,339
Anonymous.
Give me a break, anon...
371
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,549
If you're anonymous, how
come people know about it?
372
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,009
I told maybe one or two people
373
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,136
friends that I didn't think
I wanted to have a secret with.
374
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,556
Oh, really? I have a feeling
everybody in this room knows.
375
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,308
Can I have your attention, everybody?
376
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,894
We're gonna start the ceremony
and Senator Barbara Boxer
377
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,729
would like to say a few words.
378
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,272
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
379
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:20,068
This is a night to thank two
very special people...
380
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,154
- You know, you're full of shit.
- You're a fucking asshole.
381
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,323
- So one is Larry David.
- Anonymous.
382
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,783
Larry David.
383
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,619
We are very thrilled
with his contribution
384
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,955
and the other is... Anonymous.
385
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,209
- Yeah!
- Woo!
386
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,927
So you know not one person...
387
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,597
...not one, thanked me for the donation.
388
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,932
Are you aware of that?
389
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,435
Next time I give money to anybody...
390
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,105
...it'll be anonymous,
I can tell you that.
391
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,732
And I'm gonna tell everybody.
392
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,859
I know who the masturbator was.
393
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,780
Jeff.
394
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,786
Uh-huh.
395
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,455
- Ted Danson told you that?
- It doesn't matter.
396
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,417
Oh, my God.
That's really unbelievable.
397
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,793
No, you know what's unbelievable?
398
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,211
That's unbelievable.
399
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,839
Is that your friend would
think that's it's okay
400
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,841
to come over to our house and jerk off.
401
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,843
Oh, he's had too much
to drink, you know...
402
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,679
- Too much to drink?
- Yeah, he was drunk.
403
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,805
Well, I've had drinks before
404
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,098
and I didn't go over to somebody's house
405
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,641
and masturbate in the guest room.
406
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,476
Well, good for you.
407
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,980
And by the way,
Jeff is banned from our house.
408
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,356
You're banning him from the house?
409
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,901
Yeah, he is not welcome
in our house anymore.
410
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:44,861
I'll tell you what,
I'd rather have
411
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,028
the masturbator in the house
412
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,738
than the gossiper.
413
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,907
Well, you obviously weren't
going to tell me, Larry.
414
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,492
I would have told you on the way home
415
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,327
or waited until I got in the house.
416
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,662
So we'd have a good laugh over it later.
417
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,080
Oh, right. A-a laugh?
418
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,665
- Well, whatever.
- Did you really think...
419
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,750
- No, probably not.
- I thought that's hilarious?
420
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,629
"Hey, Cheryl, guess who
jerked off on our blanket?
421
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,214
It was Jeff.
Isn't that hilarious?"
422
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,340
Yeah.
423
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,634
Yeah, that's a fun ride home.
424
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,935
Heya, what's going on?
425
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,982
It's crazy really, but I...
You know...
426
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,319
Um...
427
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,700
Cheryl found out about the
stain on the blanket.
428
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,951
How could she find out?
429
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,287
You... you didn't tell her?
430
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,914
No.
431
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,499
Ted Danson?
432
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,167
Yeah, her girlfriend Ted!
433
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,002
Why would he do do something like that?
434
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,754
- I don't know.
- That's unbelievable!
435
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,214
I don't understand that!
436
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,131
That was a private moment!
437
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,299
Yeah. Absolutely.
438
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,218
And then he's gossiping?
439
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,552
What a little Yenta!
440
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,638
That's crazy!
441
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,765
Now how am I gonna look
Cheryl in the eye?
442
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,142
How can the four of us
ever go out again?
443
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,938
That's another thing.
She's uh...
444
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,523
She's pretty upset, and, uh...
445
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,070
She's banned you from
the, uh, from the house.
446
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,405
Cheryl banned me from your house?
447
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,450
- You're banned.
- What the hell is going on?
448
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,202
- Oh, hey, Suz'.
- Hi, how are you?
449
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,744
What do you mean, Cheryl
banned you from the house?
450
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:19,372
- What's going on?
- Who just said...
451
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,791
I heard you!
Don't try to bullshit me!
452
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,544
What's, what's...
Why, what happened?
453
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,254
What's gonna happen if I don't tell?
454
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,797
Well, I'll call Cheryl and find out.
455
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,090
What the fuck difference does it make?
456
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,801
[Larry] Well, okay.
457
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,054
Um, last Passover...
458
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,891
[Susie] You what?!
459
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,519
You jerked off in their house?
460
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,436
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is sick!
461
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:47,275
You have wrought your semen
outside our home, Jeff?
462
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,484
- Yeah.
- That's adultery!
463
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:51,612
- That's cheating on me!
- When did...
464
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,990
You masturbate in this house
and this house alone!
465
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,534
Maybe a hotel.
Not at a friend's house!
466
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,661
I have to, I have to
agree with her, really.
467
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,744
You know what, Larry?
I can handle this.
468
00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,455
He's my husband.
Shut the fuck up, okay?
469
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,291
- Okay.
- It's sick, Jeff!
470
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,002
You don't jerk off in
somebody else's home!
471
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,670
And Cheryl kicked him out?
472
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,505
- Yeah, she banned him.
- Really?
473
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:13,301
Who the fuck is she to tell
my husband what to do?
474
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,343
I punish my husband!
475
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,803
I could not agree more with you.
476
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,722
- Thank you very much, Larry.
- You're right.
477
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:18,888
Ban him from the house?
478
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:19,849
Fuck you, ban him from the house.
479
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,475
Fuck you, yeah, absolutely.
480
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,185
I will take care of you in my own way.
481
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,646
And you know what?
Jeff is banned from your house?
482
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,025
You are banned from my house.
Get the fuck out!
483
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,984
- What? What are you--
- Get the fuck out of my house!
484
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:34,113
I don't want you here.
Be gone with you! Out!
485
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,198
If he's banned, you're banned!
486
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,534
- You're banning me?
- Yes, I am banning you.
487
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,744
You're banning me from your house?
488
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,580
- Yes, I am.
- Okay, fine. I'm banned!
489
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,874
Good! Don't come back!
490
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,667
Don't worry, I won't!
491
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,089
Ooh! Ooh!
492
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,550
It's a ghost!
Don't let him get me!
493
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,219
What the hell's going on here?
Oh, hell no!
494
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,679
I will take you out!
495
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,681
The days are over where you
been terrorizing my people!
496
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,016
It's me! It's me!
497
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,101
What? Me who?
498
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,519
Larry David!
499
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,980
What are you doing up
under this Klan sheet?
500
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,315
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
501
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,359
Oh, my god, no, no, no.
502
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,027
- We were playing ghosts.
- Ghosts?
503
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,279
Where I come from, you
see somebody in a sheet
504
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,490
ghost is not the first
thing you think about.
505
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,367
You think about KKK.
506
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,202
- KKK?
- Yes, boy.
507
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,453
- KKK?
- Yes.
508
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,579
Come on, are you kidding?
509
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,290
Scared me half to death, Larry.
510
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,085
- Okay, you can get off now.
- Alright. Well, help me now.
511
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,045
- Go ahead.
- Shoot, huh.
512
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,256
Alright.
I'll get these groceries...
513
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,134
Hey, Jeff's sunglasses.
514
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,723
Hey, Leon!
515
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,183
What up?
516
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,935
What are you doing?
You want to take a ride with me?
517
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,436
I gotta return
Jeff's sunglasses.
518
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,979
He left them here.
519
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,314
I got some stuff to tell you anyway.
520
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,773
Alright, Larry. Hold on.
521
00:19:51,898 --> 00:19:53,943
Give me two minutes, Larry.
522
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,741
Oh, oh, oh.
So it's Jeff been jackin' off?
523
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,493
That's the jackoff suspect, huh?
524
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,037
Yeah. Leon, I am so sorry.
525
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,414
That's some fucked-up
shit right there, man.
526
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,333
I know. I owe you one.
527
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,835
You damn right you owe me one.
528
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,379
- Okay, so we're cool?
- We're cool, man.
529
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,965
Okay. Hey, Leon.
530
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,426
- You see that guy? Huh?
- That guy right there?
531
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,678
[Larry] In the Yankee Jersey.
532
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,595
Number 25! That's my Jersey!
533
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,681
- Joe Pepitone!
- What?
534
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,766
The dry cleaner gave it to him.
He never gave it back.
535
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,226
That's some bullshit right there.
536
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,520
- I'm going to handle this shit.
- What are you doing? Leon?
537
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,063
I'm gonna get your shit
back for you, man.
538
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,815
What you talking about?
Where you going? Leon?
539
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,066
- Huh?
- We cool, Larry.
540
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,401
I'm gonna get that shit back for you.
541
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,611
Leon!
542
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,635
Yeah!
543
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,846
Yeah, that's how I do it, baby!
544
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,640
Joe Pepitone up
in this motherfucker.
545
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,267
Jesus. Nice goin', man.
546
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,144
- That's how I doos it, baby.
- Nice going.
547
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,979
- That's how I doos it, Larry.
- I like it.
548
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,064
[Leon] Your shit, baby. That's you.
549
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,696
What do you want?
550
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,952
Jeff's glasses.
551
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,704
Found them in my house.
552
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,498
He mentioned it to me, so I
thought I'd return them.
553
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,291
Alright, fine, thank you.
554
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,377
Um, hey, I know I'm banned
from the house and all...
555
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,462
Yeah?
556
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,130
Think I could use your bathroom?
557
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,425
No, a ban is a ban.
What, does my word mean nothing?
558
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,761
I really gotta go.
559
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,557
Alright, I will temporarily
lift the ban.
560
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,227
- In, out, quick!
- Beautiful. Thank you.
561
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,853
What the fuck?
562
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,023
Ow! It was a playful tap!
563
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,608
What are you, nine years
old in fourth grade?
564
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,361
Get your fuckin' hands off of me!
565
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,157
- It was a playful tap.
- Get in and out!
566
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,079
[Leon] So what are we gonna do
now, get me a new blanket?
567
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,580
New bed, all that shit?
568
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,123
Leon, I'm not getting you a new bed.
569
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,750
Come on, man. That's crazy.
570
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,545
That's crazy right there.
That mattress is tainted!
571
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,672
Hey, wait a second, wait a
second, wait a second.
572
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,590
Oh, my God! There's another
Joe Pepitone Jersey!
573
00:22:22,715 --> 00:22:23,968
This is unbelievable.
574
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,803
Is it possible there's
two of these things?
575
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,346
- Can't be two.
- Check that, man.
576
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:30,474
Let me check the size.
577
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,725
- 44.
- 44?
578
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,143
No, mine's 42.
579
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,397
This can't be my Jersey.
That's my Jersey.
580
00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,691
Okay, well, let's get
the right shirt then.
581
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:39,942
How 'bout that?
582
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,403
Alright, I can handle that right now.
583
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,698
Hey, man.
584
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,715
That guy right there
says it's his shirt.
585
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,676
We're definitely taking the damn shirt.
586
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,678
- Larry?
- Huh?
587
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,847
Larry David?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
588
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:11,473
Hey, it's Merl. Merl Berger.
589
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,475
From the NRDC Function the other night.
590
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,185
Oh, oh, Merl! Hey!
591
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:19,398
Hey, did you send that guy
over to take my Jersey?
592
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,275
Well, I didn't really,
you know, send him.
593
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,777
He kind of went off on his own.
594
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,155
He just took the Jersey off my back!
595
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,198
I don't think it's really your
Jersey though, is it, Merl?
596
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,534
What do you mean it isn't my
Jersey? I was wearing it.
597
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,162
Did you get that Jersey
from the dry cleaner?
598
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,539
Yeah, I got it...
I got it from the dry cleaner.
599
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,917
Okay, Merl, that Jersey is my Jersey.
600
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,461
I brought it into that dry
cleaner and they gave it to you
601
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,296
by mistake but you didn't return it.
602
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,964
Yeah, but that's the law
of the dry cleaners.
603
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,424
You know, you win some, you lose some.
604
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,759
That's the way it works
at the dry cleaners.
605
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,218
Well, that doesn't work out with me.
606
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,386
I never get any stuff
from the dry cleaner.
607
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,930
The only mistakes they make with me
608
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,263
are to give my stuff to other people.
609
00:23:52,388 --> 00:23:53,599
That's not my fault,
I've lost tons of stuff
610
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:55,434
at the dry cleaners,
I lost drapes!
611
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,560
Oh, well, I'm sorry for your losses
612
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:57,978
but you're not gonna make it up now.
613
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,688
You know what, if you got
a problem with this
614
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:01,315
why don't you just write
your congressperson, okay?
615
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,400
Yeah, well, you know what,
I spoke to Senator Boxer.
616
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,944
- How about that?
- Oh, that's great.
617
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,363
And what did she say?
618
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:10,741
She said... that she's
gonna go to Washington
619
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,451
and take care of this problem.
620
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,119
Okay, you know what?
621
00:24:15,244 --> 00:24:16,622
I'm on the board at the NRDC.
622
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,457
And your name's coming off that wall.
623
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,584
How would you like that?
624
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,127
You're gonna take my name off the wall?
625
00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,463
- Yeah, I'm gonna take your--
- No! You wouldn't.
626
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,965
Oh, you bet I would.
627
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,675
- Okay, go ahead, do it.
- I'm gonna do it!
628
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,677
And why don't you put
up anonymous instead?
629
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,637
- I will. That's a perfect idea.
- Oh, will you?
630
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:32,930
Yeah, really?
Go ahead and do it.
631
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,556
- I have a lot of pull.
- Okay, let's see.
632
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,058
Good. You come by there next Monday.
633
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,935
It's gonna say "anonymous" on the wall.
634
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,145
Okay, good! Don't forget.
635
00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:41,855
I'm not!
636
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,525
[Leon] Okay.
637
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,734
Joe Pepitone!
638
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,445
We got a matching set, man.
639
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:57,037
Mom!
640
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,915
[Susie] What's wrong? Sammy, darling?
641
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:04,712
[Leon] Mm! Oh, bam!
642
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,130
Give me that.
643
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,007
- Bam! War.
- War.
644
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,217
I declare war!
645
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,094
- Boom! Aw!
- Alright! What'd I get?
646
00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,554
Take it all, take it.
647
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,181
- Peanut, grab that door!
- Get the door, Peanut!
648
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,017
I just want to do my thing,
Larry. You know what I mean?
649
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,977
- What is your thing?
- Boom.
650
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,729
I'm gonna be a director, man.
651
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,230
Action movies, all that stuff, man.
652
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,190
[Larry] You know, you can't
just go right into that.
653
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,608
You gotta get something in production
654
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,318
you know what I mean?
655
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,779
[Leon] Oh. Oh, man.
656
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,657
This is a new low, even for you, Larry.
657
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:34,782
Huh?
658
00:25:34,907 --> 00:25:36,535
You came over yesterday
659
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,869
you went to the bathroom
660
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,039
and you choked it on Sammy's teddy bear
661
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:44,084
as some kind of revenge
masturbatory payback!
662
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,711
- Okay, I didn't do that...
- Oh, bullshit!
663
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,255
- You're a fucking liar!
- What, I did that?
664
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,548
- Yes, you did!
- Are you crazy? Huh?
665
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,717
It's that jackalit, right?
666
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:53,218
Who the fuck is this?
Who's this?
667
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:54,678
That's Leon, Loretta's brother.
668
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,221
What's up, what's up,
what's up, what's up? Mm.
669
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,432
I tell you one thing,
I like a woman
670
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,017
with a smart-ass mouth like that.
671
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,060
Yeah, well, fuck you too!
672
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:02,352
Mm. You handle yourself.
673
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,686
That's beside the point, Leon.
674
00:26:03,811 --> 00:26:05,272
This is sick, this is perverse
675
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,398
and I think this is the
lowest you've ever gone.
676
00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:08,942
Oh, come on, I didn't do that.
677
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,195
- Oh, really, then who did?
- I don't know.
678
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,323
Just some anonymous person?
Who's Anonymous, then?
679
00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,950
[Cheryl] Oh, I know who Anonymous is.
680
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,035
[Susie] Who?
681
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,536
It's Ted Danson.
682
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,580
- How do you know?
- Well, he told me.
683
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,165
But he told me not to tell anybody.
684
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,500
That's how he likes to do it.
685
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,377
Makes him feel better about himself.
686
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,130
- Danson?!
- Oh, that's disgusting!
687
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,674
That is just disgusting!
688
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,344
What a perv, man! Actors!
689
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,430
Boom! War.
690
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,474
I declare...
691
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,184
- Boom!
- War.
692
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,025
I'll get it.
693
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,913
[Mary] Ted it's Susie for you.
694
00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,375
I wonder what she wants.
695
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,924
- Hey, Larry, how are you?
- Hey! Hi, Cathy.
696
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,717
- How are you doing, man?
- Good.
697
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,386
Hey, you know,
I wanted to tell you
698
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,930
I heard that you took your
name off the NRDC building
699
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,598
and had it replaced with Anonymous.
700
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,727
I think it's so wonderful.
I admire you so much for that.
701
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,479
Cathy, I get plenty of fanfare.
702
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,314
I don't need the fanfare, you know?
703
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,941
- Good for you, Larry.
- I really don't.
704
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,109
As a matter of fact,
I hope you don't mind
705
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,570
that I told a few people
706
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,446
that you were the anonymous person.
707
00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:39,324
I hope that's okay that
I let that slip out.
708
00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,578
Well, I can't really tell you
what to do, but I... Yeah.
709
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,371
People should know you're Anonymous.
710
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,497
You're a great guy, Larry--
711
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,207
Well, if you wanna tell people go ahead.
712
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,584
- You know, it's up to you.
- I have already.
713
00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:49,835
And I might continue, okay?
714
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,461
- Continue away.
- Alright, I will.
715
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:52,629
Alright, I will.
716
00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,047
- Thank you.
- Take care, honey.
717
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,424
- Bye, bye.
- Bye.
718
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:58,343
It's that
guy. That's the guy.
719
00:27:58,468 --> 00:28:00,220
Hey! That's the guy!
720
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,598
That's that bald guy
that took my Jersey!
721
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,641
Hey! Come back here!
722
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:40,344
You gotta let me in!
These people are chasing me!
723
00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:41,762
Sir, the building's closed.
I can't help you.
724
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:45,057
No, no, I'm Larry David.
That's my wing!
725
00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:47,893
- That says "Anonymous."
- I'm Anonymous!
726
00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:51,188
I'm Anonymous! I'm Anonymous!
727
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,607
Larry David is Anonymous!
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