Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,441
What is-What is that?
2
00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,943
I don't know.
3
00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,988
What is that, a cell phone?
4
00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:39,706
Mm.
5
00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:47,756
God.
6
00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:54,096
- What the hell is that?
- I don't know.
7
00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,557
Oh, it's the smoke alarm.
The smoke alarm's going off.
8
00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,394
It's the stupid batteries.
Come on, we got to find it.
9
00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,648
No, it's not that one.
10
00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,906
It's not that one.
11
00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,162
No. Try the guest room.
12
00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,377
I think it's downstairs.
13
00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,183
Agh!
14
00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,484
[Larry] I don't think
I have any feelings
15
00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,235
in my shoulders,
I swear to God.
16
00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:34,279
- It does take it's toll, man.
- Take it's toll--
17
00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,406
- You did very well, by the way.
- You don't have to condescend.
18
00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:37,866
No, seriously, for a
guy who doesn't play,
19
00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,534
I-I thought he did very well.
You did.
20
00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,453
You never play.
What do you want from yourself?
21
00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,121
- Give yourself a break.
- One thing I'll tell you--
22
00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,874
After you hit the ball six,
seven times and it's not
23
00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,459
in the hole, just pick it
up, and we'll move on.
24
00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,002
You shouldn't take more
than seven strokes.
25
00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,294
Yeah, that's just craziness.
26
00:02:50,419 --> 00:02:51,922
- Just pick up the ball.
- He's right, yeah.
27
00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,548
Well, you'll never have
to experience me again.
28
00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,925
Oh, no, we had fun. Didn't you
have fun with us, hanging out?
29
00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:57,552
It was a little boring,
to be honest with you.
30
00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,222
That's a nice thing to say.
31
00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,348
Well, it fucking was.
32
00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,558
Okay, give me back my $150
33
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,143
that I spent on your guest fee.
34
00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,104
You paid $150 for me to look
like a fucking asshole?
35
00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,064
We want to spend time with you.
36
00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,899
More shocking
footage from Hurricane Edna
37
00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,651
which has left extensive
destruction in it's wake.
38
00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:16,113
The storm surge inundated
low-lying areas
39
00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,656
{\an8}knocking out phone and power lines.
40
00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,116
{\an8}You know, that's from global
warming, that hurricane.
41
00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:21,243
{\an8}33 deaths have been reported
42
00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,369
{\an8}and thousands left homeless.
43
00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,870
{\an8}Look at that, thousands
of homeless people now.
44
00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,080
{\an8}FEMA is estimating damage from this
45
00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,623
{\an8}category-5 hurricane
46
00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,250
{\an8}in the billions of dollars.
47
00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,586
Oh, wow. It's Katrina all
over again. Poor people.
48
00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,005
Did you go to Funkhouser's
party last night?
49
00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,425
[Jeff] No. Did you?
50
00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,094
- No. Uh-uh.
- Why?
51
00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,012
Because I'm going to
Danson's party tonight.
52
00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,348
It's two back to back.
You know...
53
00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,767
I-I don't want to go to two
parties back to back.
54
00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,352
It was a stupid night for
him to have a party.
55
00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,063
- Yeah.
- Did you call him?
56
00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:52,232
No.
57
00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,735
- Well, what are you gonna say?
- I'll tell him Sammi was sick.
58
00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,653
You're gonna use your child
to get out of a party?
59
00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,530
Why not? It's the best
thing in the world.
60
00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,741
It's a perfect excuse.
No one can argue with that.
61
00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,325
- Who argues with that?
- I wish I had that.
62
00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,660
It's a great reason to have kids.
63
00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:04,786
It's a great reason to have kids.
64
00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,204
It's one of the bonuses, yep.
65
00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:10,292
Yeah, what am I gonna do?
What am I gonna say?
66
00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,877
- You got nothing. Nothing.
- I know.
67
00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,296
I should show up tonight and
pretend I had the wrong night.
68
00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,130
- That's stupid.
- That's great.
69
00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,300
- Oh, please.
- No, that's-that's fantastic.
70
00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,885
- I love that.
- Yeah.
71
00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,720
Ding-dong "whe-wher-where's the party?"
72
00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,346
- Isn't that a good idea?
- That's a great idea.
73
00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,849
He's not gonna buy that. That's
such bul-obvious bullshit.
74
00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,601
No, it isn't. Nobody would go
out of their way that much
75
00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,312
to show up at somebody's house
76
00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,105
pretend they had the wrong night.
77
00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,565
He's got to be a mental
case to believe it.
78
00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,150
That's fantastic.
79
00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,401
Hey, this is Richard looking in
the mirror, you seen him looking
80
00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,569
in the mirror?
81
00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,281
Is that really what I do?
82
00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,159
- You happy now?
- Yeah.
83
00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,702
Alright, I'll see you at Danson's?
84
00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,287
- Yeah.
- Okay.
85
00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,040
Thanks for turning me off
to a sport forever.
86
00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,625
[Larry] It's okay. Are-Are
you gonna go tonight?
87
00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,252
Uh, I don't know.
I have to ask Cha Cha.
88
00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:55,378
I'll see.
89
00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:58,673
- Cha Cha. Oh.
- Cha Cha.
90
00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,967
Where did he get her from?
Man, oh, man.
91
00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,136
- She is so hot.
- Good for him.
92
00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,805
- Good for him.
- Yeah, good for him.
93
00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,097
Let him enjoy.
94
00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:09,142
- She's something. Alright.
- Yeah. Wow.
95
00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,851
- Alright, my friend.
- See you at Danson's.
96
00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:12,103
I'll see you at Danson's.
97
00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:14,981
Okay. What are you gonna wear?
98
00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,858
I'm gonna dress like a
little Dutch girl.
99
00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:19,861
[Jeff] What am I wearing?
100
00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,075
I can't stop thinking
about the hurricane.
101
00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,118
Oh, my nose is really itching me
102
00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,620
and you can't scratch it.
103
00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:32,791
I mean, the-the-the pictures
on TV were just...
104
00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,502
You can't even imagine
that people survived it.
105
00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,462
I know. It's awful. Awful.
106
00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,964
I was watching it today.
107
00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:41,883
All these people, they have
no place to go right now.
108
00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,928
Hey! Hey, dum-dum, go ahead.
109
00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,471
Move in. Thank you.
110
00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,266
I mean, their houses were
completely destroyed.
111
00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,267
You know what my father
used to call those people?
112
00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:53,854
Schmohawks.
Did I ever tell you that? Huh?
113
00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,230
Have I mentioned
Schmohawks to you?
114
00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,357
- Yeah.
- Schmohawk. "Hey, Schmohawk!"
115
00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,610
Imagine for one second if we lost...
116
00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,572
If you-if you lost every single
thing you had in your life.
117
00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,240
What do I have?
I don't know. What's so--
118
00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,450
- What do I have?
- This is--Well, there--
119
00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,077
I like this sport jacket.
I can't replace this one.
120
00:06:10,202 --> 00:06:12,622
You know what some people are doing
121
00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,083
that I-I personally think
is a really great idea
122
00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,086
is they're bringing in
displaced families.
123
00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,504
- Hmm.
- You know...
124
00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,505
I've been doing a little research
125
00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:24,134
and we could actually have
a family here tomorrow.
126
00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:25,427
- What?
- Yeah.
127
00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,553
- Tomorrow?
- They have no place to go.
128
00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:29,639
I-I-I would need, you
know, a couple of months
129
00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,683
to mentally prepare for that. Tomorrow?
130
00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,267
We don't have a couple of months.
131
00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,687
These people need help right now.
132
00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,397
It's a nice concept.
133
00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,193
Uh, you know,
w-w-we'll think about it.
134
00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,446
We don't need to jump into
this thing right now.
135
00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,948
Imagine how they would feel
136
00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,075
to come here and live in our house.
137
00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,954
Mm. Oh, alright, we're here.
We're at Funkhouser's.
138
00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,249
Why aren't we just going
to Ted and Mary's, Larry?
139
00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:58,376
This is so stupid.
This is so stupid.
140
00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,754
What? Are you kidding?
There's nothing to it.
141
00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,464
We just pretend we had the wrong night.
142
00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,633
This way he feels good that
at least we attempted
143
00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,176
to go to his party.
144
00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,844
Can't we just go to Ted and Mary's?
145
00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,597
We're gonna go to Ted and
Mary's after we do this.
146
00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,682
It won't take long.
It's two minutes.
147
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,605
Hey.
148
00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,231
Hey, Marty.
149
00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,071
What happened to you guys?
150
00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,366
Where-Where is everybody?
151
00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,952
You mean from the party?
152
00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:35,121
Oh, they've been gone
for about 24 hours.
153
00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,165
- The party was last night.
- Last night?
154
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,667
Great party.
Oh, yeah, we had a lot of fun.
155
00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,126
- Are you kidding?
- We never heard from you.
156
00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,337
- Oh, my gosh.
- The party was last night.
157
00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,964
Yeah, we sent you an
invitation, you know?
158
00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,299
Oh, my God, that is unbelievable!
159
00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,009
- I guess we mixed up the dates.
- We missed the party?
160
00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,844
- Totally missed it.
- How did that happen?
161
00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,346
Oh, it was a great party.
162
00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,764
This may be the dumbest thing
I've ever done
163
00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,599
in my life.
Well, we've ever done.
164
00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,602
You guys thought the party was tonight?
165
00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,187
Yeah, obviously.
166
00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,397
Everyone else was here.
167
00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:01,773
You know what?
I swear I had a feeling.
168
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,192
I really had a feeling. Anyway...
169
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,735
It's so good to see you.
170
00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,071
- Tell Nan I'll call her.
- Yeah, we're gonna get--
171
00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,991
No, look, look, look,
look, look, you're here.
172
00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,951
- Come on in. Come on.
- What? Get out of here.
173
00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,202
We don't want to impose on you.
174
00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,662
No, you're not imposing.
175
00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,038
You're tired from last night.
176
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,124
You were up late with
your party. Get out.
177
00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,417
- Are you nuts?
- Yeah, we wouldn't dream of it.
178
00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,168
Guys, we got some food left over
179
00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,087
got some games to play. Come on in.
180
00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:28,049
- No, but it's crazy.
- Hold it, hold it, hold it.
181
00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,219
You have no plans, you're
supposed to be here
182
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:35,598
and you're here. So, come on in.
183
00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,767
Come on, Cheryl.
184
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:38,977
Come on.
185
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,061
Come on in.
186
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,523
Come on in.
187
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,068
Come on.
188
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,778
- Come on, Larr.
- Yeah.
189
00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,030
- Come on, Larry.
- Come on, Larry.
190
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,369
[Danson] Well, I'll tell you
this, you missed a great party.
191
00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:57,746
[Larry] I'm sure, yeah.
192
00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,414
- It was a lot of fun.
- Oh.
193
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,250
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
I'm sorry we missed it--
194
00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,711
Yeah, well, we didn't want to miss it.
195
00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,296
No, but you know what?
196
00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,548
Let me tell you what we did.
197
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,508
We had an hour and a half
198
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,595
of the greatest improv karaoke singing
199
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,513
you've ever heard in your life.
200
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,307
We're sorry we missed it.
And you know what?
201
00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:18,808
We shouldn't be here right now.
202
00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,143
We really should go.
203
00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:22,479
No, no no, no, no.
I'm not heaping guilt.
204
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,315
- I think we're gonna get going.
- No, no, don't go anywhere.
205
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,818
- No, no, no, sit down.
- No, no, no, we're going.
206
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,404
- Please, oh, stop it!
- Sit down!
207
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,280
Come on, sit down.
208
00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:36,284
I'm okay with it.
And stop feeling bad.
209
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,495
We're here now.
210
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,581
You know what game I love that
we didn't play last night?
211
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,500
Its... And we play it for money.
212
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,335
A 1,000 Pick-Up Sticks.
213
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,921
I go get the sticks, I throw
them all over the room...
214
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,381
And we
pick up the sticks.
215
00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:52,842
And the one with the most
sticks wins the pot.
216
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,719
- Huh. That sounds good.
- Are you expecting company?
217
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,721
Yeah, what is this?
You got company?
218
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,264
[Cheryl] Now we're intruding
on your company.
219
00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,225
- Now it's really crazy.
- Please relax.
220
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,059
I'll get rid of them.
221
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,189
Are you guys expecting company?
222
00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,066
- Hi.
- Hey.
223
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:12,654
- What are you doing here?
- The party.
224
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,990
- Where is everybody?
- Uh, just a little note.
225
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,408
The party was last night.
226
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,494
What do you mean the
party was last night?
227
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,788
- The party was last night.
- It's tonight.
228
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,915
No. Guess who else
thought it was tonight?
229
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,544
- Who? What are the odds?
- Yeah, what are the odds?
230
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:30,547
- Oh, my God, how about that?
- We're just gonna go.
231
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,715
They had the wrong night just like us!
232
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,801
- That's unbelievable.
- Unbelievable.
233
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,970
- No, no, no.
- See you later.
234
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,679
- Come on in.
- No. No, listen...
235
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,723
We're gonna have a little
get-together tonight.
236
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,101
- No, no. Cheryl, we'll go.
- No, no, we'll go.
237
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,312
- We'll all go.
- Don't go anywhere.
238
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,398
- We'll go.
- No, don't go anywhere.
239
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,151
Listen to me. We're gonna
have a little party tonight.
240
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,902
- Well, not a party...
- What the hell are you doing?
241
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,196
- What do you mean what the he--
- You stole my wrong-night bit.
242
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,073
I didn't steal it.
I give you full credit.
243
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,367
It's a brilliant idea.
I told Susie it was your idea.
244
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,827
We're never getting out of here.
245
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:01,995
Oh, we'll be out of
here in five minutes.
246
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,330
- Five minutes?
- Trust me. Five minutes.
247
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,665
Yeah, let me tell you
something there's no way
248
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,000
you're making
Danson's party tonight.
249
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,501
We are locked in here.
This is it.
250
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,795
"Locked in."
Five minutes, we're out of here.
251
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,881
- Watch. Five minutes.
- Oh, yeah, you watch.
252
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:18,178
[Danson] So is this fun or what?
253
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,221
- The cake is wonderful.
- The cake is incredible.
254
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,598
- Best cake ever?
- Best cake I ever had.
255
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,266
Ever. And who's ever had
more cake than me?
256
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,684
- Exactly.
- He's right about that one.
257
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,934
- Do you love that?
- What is the deal?
258
00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:27,604
I've never tasted anything like that.
259
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,731
- Everything is handmade.
- Where did you get it, Marty?
260
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,232
- I'm sucking on it like a mint.
- At a cake shop.
261
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,734
- What shop?
- Near the beach.
262
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,320
That's a new way of eating
cake. Like a mint.
263
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,571
Wait, I need to find... Where?
264
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,114
26th Street Bakery, we got it.
265
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,283
Oh, you know Jeff, he can't stop...
266
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:43,077
Alright, well, this has been really fun.
267
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,662
Yeah, we got to get going.
We got to get going.
268
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,497
- We're gonna get going.
- Yeah, thank you.
269
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,333
- No, I've got to get going.
- No, no, we got to get going.
270
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,211
My daughter is waiting
for a puppet show.
271
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,380
My dad has a virus,
he's in bed with fever
272
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,049
with the covers up to his neck.
273
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,092
Your dad always has a virus, okay?
274
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,595
Fuck you, he doesn't always
have a virus. Okay.
275
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,222
You guys stay here, keep him company.
276
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,182
We have to do something for Sammi.
277
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,475
You stay here, then.
278
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,476
- You stay.
- You stay.
279
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,061
- You stay.
- Alright, okay.
280
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,771
- Ooh!
- Hold it a minute.
281
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:14,317
You guys were supposed to be
here to go to a party, right?
282
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,944
You had nothing going on.
283
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,029
Father sick, puppets.
284
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,864
Tomorrow you'll take your puppets over
285
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:20,990
to his father's house
286
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,909
and make him feel better, okay?
287
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:23,993
We're gonna have fun.
288
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,746
And guess what our next move is.
289
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,831
We're going into the living room
290
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:32,377
and we're gonna play
"The Newlywed Game."
291
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,504
Because we played it last night
292
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,589
and it was spectacular.
293
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,634
[Nan laughs] Yes, that's great.
294
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,971
Oh, God, do I know my husband?
295
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,306
- Unbelievable.
- You are good at this.
296
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,058
- Okay, next question.
- Okay, alright.
297
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,684
That was great.
298
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:49,852
"If you could have sex"
299
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,521
"with one of your friend's wives"
300
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,899
"or girlfriends, who would it be?"
301
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,859
[Susie] Ooh.
302
00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,113
- That's a dangerous one.
- Okay.
303
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,282
- Alright.
- Hold on, hold on.
304
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,491
Tell me when you're ready.
I'm ready.
305
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,326
I think we got this.
306
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,619
- I'm ready.
- I'm ready.
307
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:09,247
- Okay.
- I'm gonna go first, okay?
308
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,249
Alright.
309
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:15,169
I will say, Cheryl,
that you are adorable.
310
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,255
Thank you.
311
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,299
Susie, you dress great.
312
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,885
Yeah, well, that's my forte, Marty.
313
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,929
But when I really think about it,
314
00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:27,473
I've got to go with my little poof er.
315
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,727
Look at that!
316
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,061
Oh, my God!
317
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,315
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, man.
318
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,107
- Oh, God.
- That's cute.
319
00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:38,776
How about that?
How about that?
320
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,988
- Is that great?
- Go, go, I want to hear yours.
321
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,530
- That is great.
- Hold it, hold it, hold it.
322
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,783
- Okay.
- You're next.
323
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,201
Alright.
324
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,913
I'm gonna go with...
325
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:55,168
- Cha Cha.
- Cha Cha? Wow.
326
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,545
Yeah, Cha Cha.
327
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,256
Oh, my God, I had no idea you
had a thing for Cha Cha.
328
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:03,009
What are you talking about? I
don't have a thing for Cha Cha.
329
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,720
Richard's girlfriend?
330
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,764
- What? Oh, stop it.
- That was a dumb answer.
331
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,016
I mean, I had no idea that you've been
332
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,225
that you wanted to have
sex with Cha Cha.
333
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,434
I don't want to have sex with her.
334
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:13,895
I'm answering the question for the game.
335
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,146
What was the question, Marty?
336
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,648
"Who do you want to have sex with?"
337
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,691
Who did you put down?
338
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,318
- Oh, get me involved now.
- What?
339
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,403
Who were you gonna say?
Who were you gonna say?
340
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,530
- I was gonna answer Susie.
- Good answer.
341
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:28,493
Oh, God, you couldn't
be more full of shit!
342
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,328
You are full of shit!
343
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,288
- And you are full of shit!
- I love my wife!
344
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,665
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're all so good.
345
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,627
You love your wife.
Fuck you, and fuck you, okay?
346
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:41,172
Oh, you're the one that's mad?
I love it.
347
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,720
Come on, honey.
I don't care about Cha Cha.
348
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,973
I was trying to win the game.
You thought she was sexy.
349
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:53,309
I thought that's what
you would write down.
350
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,895
Cheryl, come on.
351
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,273
I don't--
Come on, what can I do?
352
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,026
What can I do?
I'll do anything. Come on.
353
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:05,571
Anything?
354
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,157
Well, you know, short of adopting
355
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,118
this hurricane family.
356
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,500
[Cheryl] I can't wait
to get to the airport
357
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,252
and see the family.
This is so exciting.
358
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,421
- Aren't you excited?
- Mm.
359
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,340
We finally get to meet them.
They're gonna be so happy.
360
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,134
The guy on the phone was
saying how excited they were
361
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,301
when they got on the plane
362
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,928
'cause they'd never been to L.A. before.
363
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,054
I can't wait to see what they look like.
364
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,597
I know that sounds weird, but...
365
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,349
I've been talking, you know, to them...
366
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,604
And about them, you know...
367
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,273
Yeah. I just, uh...
368
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:44,694
I just want to make one, one
quick stop before we go.
369
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,784
- Hey.
- Hey.
370
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:55,580
What you guys doing?
371
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,415
What's-what's going on?
372
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,917
What do you mean?
373
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,463
- Where is everybody?
- We thought there was a party.
374
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,674
Oh, my God, you thought
the party was tonight?
375
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,135
- Yeah.
- Last night.
376
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,428
- What?
- The party was last night.
377
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,430
- Are you kidding me?
- No, man.
378
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,100
- That's unbelievable. What?
- I can't believe it.
379
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,227
- We got the wrong night?
- Yeah, you did.
380
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,313
- Oh, shoot. Alright.
- Jesus Christ. Holy cow.
381
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,190
I'm actually glad to hear this.
382
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,400
I was a little pissed off
that you didn't call.
383
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,903
Oh, well, now you know
why we didn't call.
384
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,155
- Hey, Mary!
- Of course we didn't call.
385
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,281
'Cause we were coming tonight.
386
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,866
- Come on in.
- Oh, no, no.
387
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,951
- We're not gonna come in.
- Yeah, come in, seriously.
388
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,163
We got the wrong night.
It's our fault. Hey, Mary.
389
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,998
They thought the party was tonight.
390
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,334
You're kidding.
391
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,668
Can you believe how stupid we are?
392
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,170
Alright, it's good to see you.
393
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,672
- We'll call you later.
- No way you're leaving.
394
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,467
This is fantastic.
We have so much leftover food.
395
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:50,718
You're gonna come in and help us eat it.
396
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,303
You know what?
I'll call you tomorrow.
397
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,721
We'll get together.
We'll do the whole--
398
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,598
- Why?
- I'll take you out to dinner.
399
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,891
I'm paying.
I'm paying.
400
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,519
Hey, Larr, you don't have any plans.
401
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,604
You're supposed to be here.
You're here.
402
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,275
Come on in. Come on, Cheryl.
It'll be fun.
403
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,361
Come on in.
404
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,987
- Well...
- This'll be fun.
405
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,240
Hey, we got leftovers. We'll make
you an omelet or something.
406
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,824
- Come on in.
- Sure. Oh, yeah.
407
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:17,662
- We cant-We can't...
- It'll be great. Come on.
408
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,789
This is like pulling teeth.
409
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,374
Come on in, you guys.
410
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,215
I don't know.
Can you still see any of it?
411
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,218
- Not like it was.
- It was a huge cyst.
412
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,137
It was like, when they got
around to taking it out,
413
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,265
it turns out I could have
almost broken my jaw
414
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,183
by, like, just chewing on ice.
415
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,476
It got all the way down into here.
416
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,145
But the dentist really undersold
417
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,273
the magnitude of it,
I think.
418
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,316
'Cause you thought it would be nothing.
419
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,859
Ever had any operations like that?
420
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,611
[Larry] No, mm-mm.
421
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,781
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
422
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,325
- This is nice.
- Yeah.
423
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,869
So what's going on with you guys?
424
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,371
Eh, not much, not much.
425
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,707
- No. Nothing.
- You know something?
426
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,458
You're behaving like you don't
want to be here, Larry.
427
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,752
No, what?
428
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,254
You want to be here, don't you Larr?
429
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,381
Absolutely. That's crazy.
Of course I want to be here.
430
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,340
I just feel I'm intruding, that's all.
431
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,093
I was raised not to intrude on people.
432
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,763
My mother would be horrified,
horrified if she knew
433
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,515
that I was sitting in the living room
434
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,768
the night after a big party
just took place. Horrified.
435
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,478
And-and it's bothering me.
436
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,231
Oh, my God. You know what?
437
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,150
I left-I
left the car running.
438
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,277
- No, you didn't.
- How do you know I didn't?
439
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:33,279
If you walk away from the
car, it's on and you got
440
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,114
your car keys in your hand it
goes beep, beep, beep, beep.
441
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,782
No, it doesn't go beep,
beep, beep, beep, beep.
442
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,035
Yeah, it does go beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, Larry.
443
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,578
- I have one, too.
- Really?
444
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:41,912
Do you want to make a little side bet?
445
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:42,955
Yeah, I'll make you a side bet.
446
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,205
- How much?
- 500 bucks.
447
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,625
- Okay, 500 bucks?
- Yeah.
448
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,251
- Okay, yeah, you're on.
- Alright, great.
449
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,544
Okay, I'm gonna go check the car.
450
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,254
You check the car.
You stay where you are.
451
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,964
- She can do anything she wants.
- No, no.
452
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:58,012
I'll get it.
This is ridiculous.
453
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,477
Teddy, we're late.
We're sorry.
454
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,020
You know Cha Cha, right?
455
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,772
I do. Hi, Cha Cha.
Nice to see you.
456
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,482
[Richard] What's with the
no valet for the party?
457
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,359
- You need some dough?
- Yeah, see, you made a mis...
458
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,403
You think that the party is tonight
459
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,280
but it was actually last night.
460
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,157
What, you're kidding, right?
That's a joke?
461
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,200
No, no, I'm not.
462
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,618
Come on in. Come on in.
463
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,828
- No, come on in. I insist.
- It's embarrassing.
464
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,121
No, it's not embarrassing.
465
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,498
You know, Larry and Cheryl made
466
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,291
the exact same mistake you did.
467
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,085
- Come on in.
- Hi.
468
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,711
- Mary, Cheryl.
- You won't believe this.
469
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,546
They made the exact same
mistake you did, Larry.
470
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,925
They thought the party was
tonight. Interesting.
471
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,760
Yeah, it is interesting.
472
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,887
Can I get you guys a drink?
Do you want a drink, Richard?
473
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,013
Uh, I'm a recovering alcoholic.
474
00:19:42,138 --> 00:19:44,058
Oh, right. I forgot that.
He's an alcoholic.
475
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,769
- Okay, you want something?
- Hi, Cheryl, Mary.
476
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:47,978
Can I talk to you for a second?
477
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,064
- You remember Cha Cha.
- Hey, Cha Cha.
478
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,566
What are you doing?
What did you steal my thing for?
479
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,943
"Showing up on the wrong night" thing.
480
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,027
What do you have a fucking copyright
481
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,529
on this stupid little thing?
482
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,071
You're making a fool out
of me. He's onto me now.
483
00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:59,448
You think you're making a fool of...
484
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,450
I'm being made a...
I got 35 calls.
485
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,577
Don't ever say to anyone you
want to have sex with my girl--
486
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,871
I didn't say that to... We were
playing "The Newlywed Game."
487
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,123
What does that have to do with
"I want to have intercourse--
488
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,749
I wanted to win the game.
489
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,792
Have you ever played "The
Newlywed Game"?
490
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,917
Do you even know what I'm talking about?
491
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,128
Okay, you know what?
492
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,546
I-I can't stay in the same house as him.
493
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:14,839
We're gonna go. Come on.
494
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:16,590
- No, no, no, you know what?
I should go.
495
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,426
- No, no, no, I'm going.
- No, no, I'm going.
496
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,885
- No, no!
- No, no!
497
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,178
I don't think you understand.
I have to go.
498
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,930
No, I'm going. You stay.
499
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,306
- No, you stay.
- You stay.
500
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,850
- You stay. You stay.
- You stay. You stay.
501
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,059
- Ted.
- Sorry.
502
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,686
Thank you for everything.
503
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,311
- So lovely.
- Bye-bye.
504
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,772
Good night.
505
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:40,990
Come on, Schmohawk!
506
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,962
- Oh, Larry.
- Uh, hey.
507
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:04,054
Oh, gosh.
508
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,222
Look at them.
509
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,476
Hi.
510
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,686
Are you waiting for the
Davids, by any chance?
511
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:11,979
- Yes.
- You are?
512
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,773
Yeah, wake up, baby.
Wake up, Auntie Rae.
513
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,941
We're so sorry we're late, so sorry.
514
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,694
- Things happen. They do.
- Well, you know, traffic--
515
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,113
You'll see.
In Los Angeles, it's terrible.
516
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,823
- I'm Loretta Black.
- Hi. Larry.
517
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,074
Hi. Cheryl.
518
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,202
- This is my Auntie Rae.
- Hello. Hi, I'm Larry.
519
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,912
These are my kids,
Keysha and Daryl.
520
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,288
Keysha and Daryl.
521
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,874
So, let me see, your last name is Black?
522
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,042
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
523
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,545
That's like if my last name was-was Jew
524
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,965
like Larry Jew.
525
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,217
'Cause I'm Jewish.
526
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:42,927
Well, we really do appreciate
527
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,136
y'all letting us stay with you.
528
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:47,138
We really do.
We appreciate it.
529
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:48,641
No, but don't you see?
'Cause you're black...
530
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,101
Larry, grab... No, no.
531
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,144
Get that...
532
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,813
And I'm Jewish.
533
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,190
Thank you so much.
We really do appreciate it.
534
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,316
It's not too heavy for
you, is it, Larry?
535
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:59,652
- No.
- Thank you. Thank you.
536
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,946
Okay, say-say your last
name was, uh, Gentile...
537
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,031
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
538
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,951
Oh, would you look here?
539
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,494
- This is nice.
- This is real nice.
540
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:12,665
- Oh, yes.
- My goodness.
541
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,708
- And spacious, too.
I mean, just...
542
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,335
What do you think, huh? Isn't
it something? You like it?
543
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:19,380
It's a swank place you got
here, Larry, very swank.
544
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,382
[Auntie Rae] Thank you, sweetheart.
545
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,925
Go, go. Go ahead, take a look around.
546
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,969
- Go ahead.
- Oh, thank you. Go on, babies.
547
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:26,053
Don't touch anything.
548
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,097
Yeah, I thank you. I thank you.
549
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,808
Mm, mm, This is a nice place.
550
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:35,729
Fixtures going all along the staircase
551
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,439
Whoo-whee.
552
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,859
- I-I can't believe this.
- We don't smoke in the house.
553
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,902
Them curtains, just fabulous.
554
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,738
And the couches, they so fluffy!
555
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,365
- Y'all got nice taste.
- Thank you.
556
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,700
- Where's the kitchen at?
- It's right around there.
557
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,201
I'm going. I'm going.
558
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,162
- This is so great.
- She's smoking.
559
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,123
They're so great.
560
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,250
Oh you know what we should do?
Let's have a party.
561
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,542
Let's have a party and
invite our friends
562
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,044
so they can meet the Blacks.
563
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,671
Hey, you guys want to have a party?
564
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:01,839
[Blacks exclaiming] Yeah, Loretta?
565
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,048
What? A party?
566
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,393
- We're having a big party.
- Uh-huh. You need a cake?
567
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:17,521
We do. Uh, a chocolate, uh, layer cake.
568
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:21,442
We want to get the same one
that Marty Funkhouser gets.
569
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,278
Oh, yes. He's actually ordered
it a couple of times.
570
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,071
I have, uh one that I
just prepared recently.
571
00:23:27,196 --> 00:23:29,074
I think it was the best
cake we've ever had.
572
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,117
Yeah. Unbelievable.
573
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,660
We can't stop talking about it.
574
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,244
It is one of our most popular cakes.
575
00:23:33,369 --> 00:23:37,166
- I can understand why.
- Yes and here he is.
576
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,964
That's a penis.
577
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,050
Yeah, well, we're an erotic bakery.
578
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:51,513
Oh, my God.
579
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,018
This is where Marty buys his cakes?
580
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,063
- I ate that?
- Yes, you ate this cake.
581
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,398
Funkhouser, he knowingly
served us penis.
582
00:24:02,523 --> 00:24:04,276
- What is wrong with that guy?
- I don't know. Let's go.
583
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,487
- What an idiot.
- Thank you. This is crazy.
584
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,155
The cake is delicious, by the way.
585
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,199
Thank you very much, sir.
586
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,578
I'm telling you, it was something else.
587
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:15,955
Oh, it was one of the scariest things
588
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,790
I've ever experienced in my lifetime.
589
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:19,833
I mean, we are lucky we
got out of there alive.
590
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,085
[Auntie Rae] Yes, we are.
591
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,128
- I want you to meet these guys.
- Okay.
592
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,089
I hope we're not too
rude but we showed up
593
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,548
the night of the party.
594
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:27,925
Good one.
595
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,593
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
596
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,178
Let me ask you a question.
597
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,097
How come you didn't tell
me that I was eating
598
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,765
a black penis the other night?
599
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:37,184
- You mean the cake?
- Yeah.
600
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,728
Well, I told you it was
a black log cake.
601
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:43,648
Yeah, still,
I was eating a black penis.
602
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:44,858
You didn't mention it.
603
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,402
Well, eating a black penis
604
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,612
is not appetizing to everybody.
605
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,071
Next time you're gonna
do something like that
606
00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:51,991
tell me, okay?
I think that's unfair.
607
00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:53,032
Why did you take the balls home?
608
00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,160
I didn't know they were balls.
609
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:03,419
Excuse me.
610
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,798
Mm-hm. Yes, it was you.
611
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,843
Well. Oh boy, oh, boy. Hey.
612
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,302
- Hi, Cha Cha.
- Hi, Larry.
613
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:15,513
I'm sorry about, uh, the
other night, you know.
614
00:25:15,638 --> 00:25:17,933
I was just trying to win
"The Newlywed Game" is all.
615
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,643
Look, I'm over it. I'm here.
616
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,311
Believe me, I'm way over it.
617
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:22,688
Hey, everybody, who wants cake?
618
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,648
- Ooh, I do, I do.
- Oh, great, great.
619
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,692
It's the best cake I ever had.
Come on.
620
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,152
Give you a childish apology...
621
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:31,113
No, I mean, you know, because
it was my routine and...
622
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,993
Jeff!
623
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:39,163
Jeff, the cake! Jeff!
624
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:10,359
I'm...
625
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:11,904
I'm so sorry.
626
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:15,240
First of all you have to
understand something, okay?
627
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,785
My friend Jeff did not know
628
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:21,288
did not know that there
was a penis in that box
629
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:23,207
when he picked that up from the bakery.
630
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,751
He called in the order and
they gave him the box.
631
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:27,503
He didn't look inside the box.
632
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,131
How's Keysha?
633
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,470
I finally got her to sleep.
She's upset.
634
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,305
Of course.
Of course, she's upset.
635
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,432
Understandable.
To see a big penis like that...
636
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,434
What are you gonna do?
She's a little girl.
637
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,898
Okay, you know...
638
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:50,150
The smoking in the house,
639
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,237
I wanted to talk to you about.
640
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,364
Um, is there any way
641
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,784
maybe you would consider smoking...
642
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,996
...outside...
643
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,832
...on occasion?
644
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,250
How's the cake?
645
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,462
- Pretty good.
- Hmm.
646
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:13,423
Pretty, pretty good.
647
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:14,590
Ah?
648
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:21,265
Good night.
649
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,017
Good night.
650
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,328
- Where have you been?
- I ate some penis.
651
00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,946
So what we gonna do now, LD?
652
00:28:19,071 --> 00:28:21,782
Maybe some family will adopt us.
653
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:24,578
Holy moly.
654
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,371
What happened?
655
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:29,750
- A fire.
- Oh, my God.
656
00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:35,422
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, I'm here for the party.
657
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,506
The party?
658
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:39,801
The party was yesterday.
659
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,011
What?
660
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:43,013
Yesterday.
The party was yesterday.
661
00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,015
Oh, you're kidding me.
49955
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof