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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,476 It's kind of small in there. 2 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,562 Yeah, but it's not for you. It's for your nanny, right? 3 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,396 It's for my nanny. You're right. 4 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,649 Alright, how much? 5 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,108 Whatever you think is fair. 6 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,568 - Really? - Yeah. 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,736 I'm shocked. 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,197 Alright, um 9 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:31,240 you know what? 10 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:32,533 I'll find the blue book value 11 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,326 and that's what I'll give you. 12 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,119 You got a deal, my big friend. 13 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:37,120 Alright, my friend. 14 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,330 - Alright. - Good. 15 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,456 - Congratulations. - Oh, my gosh! 16 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,749 You bought yourself a great car. 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,292 Hold on a second. 18 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:45,254 Louis Lewis has just come out of his coma. 19 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,381 Okay, so what happens now? 20 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,265 [Louis] Oh, yeah, oh, that's a great idea. 21 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,766 Yeah, no, invite anybody you want. 22 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,142 Yeah, let's go all the way. 23 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:01,562 Okay, I'll see you tonight. Alright, bye. 24 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,773 I'm going to a party tonight my friends are throwing for me 25 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,149 'cause I'm getting out of here 26 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,652 {\an8}and I would like you to go with me. 27 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:09,778 {\an8}- Okay. - Yes? Wow. 28 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,030 Yeah. 29 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,032 Hey, what are you gonna do about your cousin 30 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,284 who needs a kidney? 31 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,618 {\an8}- What, Ritchie? - Yeah. 32 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,036 Well, so we'll find him a kidney. 33 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,915 - What about yours? - What, are you crazy? 34 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,458 I'm not giving anybody my kidney. 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,670 I just woke up. I'm gonna give things out now? 36 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:27,962 That's very selfish. 37 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:29,298 - Selfish? - Yeah. 38 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,133 Hey, let me ask you a question. 39 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,801 You know, I heard that you come in and out 40 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,470 of here all the time and I don't understand that. 41 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,055 I hardly know you. 42 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,391 I met you briefly once at Ritchie's house 43 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:42,144 and they tell me you're in here all the time. 44 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:45,606 I visit people in the hospital and I cheer them up. 45 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,441 I go around, I do volunteer work. 46 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,985 And I knew you were here so I stopped in to see you. 47 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,613 Well, I'll tell you something, you don't have to cheer me up 48 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,489 because I'm cheered up. 49 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,450 {\an8}It pays to be in a coma, I'm telling you. 50 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,493 I've never felt so refreshed in my life. 51 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,995 Oh, really? 52 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,496 You know those bears, they had it right. 53 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,998 They go into hibernation 54 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,875 they come out like new bears. 55 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,793 Everybody should do this. 56 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,380 Congratulations again on the... 57 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,007 Getting out of the coma. 58 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,596 You should've seen him walking down that hall. 59 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,973 It was like the specter of death. 60 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:05,936 And then he passed me and he looked at me. 61 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,895 I'm haunted by that look. 62 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:14,236 Have you seen the, uh, case for the "Sopranos" DVD? 63 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,987 No. 64 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,781 I can't find it anywhere. 65 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:20,992 Did you do something with it? 66 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,744 No, I didn't do anything with it. 67 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:23,912 If you're blaming this on me 68 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,580 you're barking up the wrong tree, okay? 69 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,791 I have a system. When I watch a DVD 70 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,544 I put the case on top of the DVD player. 71 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,088 Then when I'm done, I take the DVD 72 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,798 I put it back in the case 73 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:35,966 and then I put it back on the shelf. 74 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,718 Well, your system's breaking down. 75 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,136 My system is foolproof. 76 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,846 There's no case on top of the DVD player. 77 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,848 Well, you're the one, probably 78 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,016 who took it out and didn't put it back. 79 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,102 Don't blame it on me. 80 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,312 I mean, I'm not even that friendly with him. 81 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,106 Yeah, I know him 44 years 82 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,400 but we're not really close friends. 83 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,860 He's more of an acquaintance. 84 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:56,862 Who gives a kidney to an acquaintance? 85 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,823 I just feel like if we're going to watch DVDs 86 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,117 that we should keep the case nearby 87 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,744 so we don't end up with just the-- 88 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,537 Do you have any sympathy for what I'm going through? 89 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,289 It doesn't seem like you do, okay? 90 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,086 Hello? 91 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:18,508 Oh, okay, um... 92 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,511 Yeah, alright, I'll-I'll see you tomorrow. 93 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,013 Alright, thanks. 94 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,349 - Huh. - What? 95 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,267 That was Omar Jones. 96 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,771 He said he has some information for me. 97 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,064 He wants me to come into the office tomorrow. 98 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,323 So, Mr. David, I've got some very, very interesting news 99 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,742 for you about your case. 100 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,036 Turns out you were right. 101 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:49,581 You are, in fact, adopted. 102 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:54,544 Now your biological parents are Mr. and Mrs. Cone. 103 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:58,380 And they currently reside in Bisbee, Arizona. 104 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,091 They're awaiting your call. 105 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,229 Please notice this aircraft has three emergency exits 106 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,022 located in the rear center and forward sections 107 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,024 of the cabin. Passengers seated in these... 108 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:00,443 - Hi. Um, listen... - Hi. 109 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:03,196 I can't really sit here by the emergency door exit. 110 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,613 I think you better get someone else. 111 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:06,491 Okay, sir, we're about three minutes away from wheels up. 112 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,118 So you need to just stay put, okay? 113 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:09,536 - 'Cause we got a full plane. - You don't understand. 114 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,037 I can't be sitting here. 115 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,330 If something happens, I, we won't be able to get out. 116 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,249 - Calm down, okay? - I cannot do it. 117 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,459 I will panic. We will go down. 118 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,545 All we need to know is that you're willing to assist 119 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:20,839 passengers in the event of a non-traditional landing. 120 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,549 I cannot be of any help whatsoever 121 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,301 in any kind of non-traditional landing 122 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,677 or any traditional landing. 123 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,178 Did you read the brochure? 124 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,722 Read the brochure? I can't read that brochure. 125 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:29,931 It's Chinese to me. 126 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,057 I'm sorry, are you Chinese? 127 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,726 You look a little Asian. I'm sorry. 128 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,226 It's just an expression. 129 00:06:34,351 --> 00:06:35,812 I don't think you are Chinese. You look maybe Thai? 130 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,272 I'm not sure. 131 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,857 Okay, is it the seat or are you just scared to fly? 132 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,151 No, I choke under pressure. In any kind of game 133 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,528 basketball, if I was on the foul line towards 134 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,238 like, the last five minutes of the game 135 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,824 I would miss the entire rim. I couldn't even hit the rim! 136 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,368 'Cause I was choking. Choking. 137 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,286 Sir, how about I get you a drink? 138 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,370 Would you like a Merlot? 139 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,080 No thank you, I don't drink. I don't drink. 140 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,582 Just please find somebody else to sit here. 141 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:59,586 I'll look for a seat for you, but you owe me one, mister. 142 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,171 Thank you. 143 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,755 I mean, it's ridiculous. I don't want to sit here. 144 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:03,964 Why is she giving me a hard time? 145 00:07:04,089 --> 00:07:05,258 Just find somebody else. 146 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,635 Who the hell knows how to do this thing? 147 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,553 What, pull down? What is that gonna do? 148 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,013 Can I pull down? Do you have to be strong? 149 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,348 I don't even know. 150 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,058 Then what do you do? You smash this thing? 151 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,392 What happens then? 152 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,311 The door just suddenly opens miraculously? 153 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,522 You're not Chinese. 154 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:20,857 You don't look Chinese. What are you, Thai? 155 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:23,485 I think you're Thai. You're Thai? I knew it. 156 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,488 - Son. - Dad. 157 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,413 Gosh. Come on in. 158 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,385 Well, I had just come out of the navy and, uh... 159 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,886 Just gotten out, yeah. 160 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,847 That's right, we met in Times Square. 161 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,598 And she was the prettiest girl there 162 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,934 so I kissed her. 163 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,602 And before long 164 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,605 we had a baby. 165 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,900 But, we didn't have any money and... 166 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,527 Well we just didn't know what to do. 167 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,945 We were just so young and just-- 168 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,655 - Of course, I understand. - You know? 169 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,699 You remember anything about the people who you 170 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,243 uh, who, uh, what, adopted me? 171 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,328 Who adopted you? Yeah, we met them. 172 00:08:57,453 --> 00:09:00,040 The guy was a little nervous and jumpy. 173 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,083 He was all over the place. Jumpy, fidgety. 174 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,544 - All over the place. - Fidgety, huh? Fidgety guy? 175 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,504 - Yeah. - Ah. Ah. 176 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,298 Kind of talked like that a little bit? 177 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,966 - He did kind of. - That's exactly right. 178 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,927 - He really has it, doesn't he? - I remember that, yeah. 179 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,639 And she was lovely, but she was a little loud. 180 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,683 But she-she sort of ruled the roost. 181 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,018 Oh, yeah. 182 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:21,102 But you knew she was a good woman. 183 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,021 You know, and they were happy together. 184 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,522 You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of her, though. 185 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,150 - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah. 186 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,570 And they-they wanted a baby so badly. 187 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:34,074 Tell me a little bit about where you're from, Brooklyn? 188 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,159 Oh, no, no, no. I'm from Illinois. 189 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,285 Yeah, and I'm from Virginia. 190 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,370 I was born and raised in Virginia. 191 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,872 There, yeah. 192 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,958 So, so we're both sort of Midwestern, southern. 193 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:48,630 My people came from, oh, England and Scotland. 194 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,341 Been here for hundreds of years. 195 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,259 How do you spell your last name? 196 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,554 C-O-N-E. 197 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,946 Oh, my God. 198 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,366 I'm gentile. 199 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,881 Hey, look, Dave. Hi, Dave, how you doing? 200 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,008 I want you to meet our son. This is Larry. 201 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,969 - Larry, nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you, Dave. 202 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,514 - How are you today? - He's a Chevrolet dealer here. 203 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,141 How come my dad bought one of those? 204 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,559 I don't know. I can't help that. 205 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:44,811 I'm in trouble. 206 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,354 - Hi, June. - Hi, Jenny. 207 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,730 - Hi, Jenny. - Good to see you. 208 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,400 Hi, Jenny. This is Larry, our son Larry. 209 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:51,943 Larry, nice to meet you. 210 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,028 - Pleasure to meet you. - Enjoying our town? 211 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,280 Oh, I love it. It's beautiful. 212 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,825 - Hey, hi, Wilson. - Hi, handsome. 213 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,827 This is our son Larry. 214 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,788 - Hi, Wilson. - I didn't know you had a son. 215 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,875 - We do now. - Are you sticking around? 216 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,377 - I think I might. - Isn't that nice? 217 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,881 - Nice little town. - You're gonna like it here. 218 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,177 - Good afternoon. - Afternoon. 219 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,803 I noticed you're selling your car here. 220 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,306 Yep letting her go. You interested? 221 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,807 Well, no, I'm not 222 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,934 but may I ask how you arrived at that price? 223 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,395 {\an8}Sure, that's the actual blue book value. 224 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,232 - That's the blue book value? - Yeah right there. 225 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:34,861 Huh, I sold a Prius to a friend of mine 226 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:38,573 and he told me the blue book value was $5,000 less than that. 227 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,408 Ouch. 228 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,826 That's... 229 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,538 Larry, what's wrong? 230 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,833 My friend took advantage of me, Mom. 231 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,712 Oh, I know it hurts, son 232 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,465 but you must practice love and forgiveness. 233 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,383 Give him the benefit of the doubt. 234 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,427 That's what Jesus would do. 235 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,977 Hey, I gotta bite, Pop. 236 00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:11,231 {\an8}I got, I got it. I got one. 237 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,832 - You did it! - Ah! 238 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,231 Good, son! 239 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,486 Go! Whoa... 240 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,655 Chug, chug, chug, chug... 241 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,208 Wow, this really looks yummy. 242 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:16,170 We have, we have to say grace first, Larry. 243 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,302 Dear Lord, we thank you for this bountiful meal. 244 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,804 We thank you for the love of each other. 245 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,974 And most of all, we thank you for our son, Larry 246 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,226 that he's able to be with us here today 247 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,227 having this great meal. 248 00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:33,563 Amen. 249 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,690 - Amen. - Amen. 250 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:41,321 - What do you got there? - Sign of the cross. 251 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,991 Oh, nose, toes... 252 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,577 - Nose? - And watch, wallet. 253 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,412 Nose, toes... 254 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,789 Except I keep my watch and wallet on the same side. 255 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,333 - I don't think it's gonna work. - Oh, Larry. 256 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,170 Alright, nose, toes... 257 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,838 I'll just move my wallet to the right side. 258 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,423 Oh, good. That's simple. 259 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,008 That's it, right? One, two, three, four. 260 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,594 Right, that's it. You have it. 261 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,513 Dah, dah, dah, dah. Huh? That's it? 262 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,724 That's it. Dig in, Larry. 263 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,142 Alright. 264 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,105 ♪ 265 00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:20,693 Oh, Larry. 266 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:26,449 ♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪ 267 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:31,162 ♪ Over the hills and everywhere ♪ 268 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,999 ♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪ 269 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:39,796 ♪ That Jesus Christ is born ♪ 270 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:44,384 ♪ While shepherds kept their watching ♪ 271 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:48,888 ♪ Over silent flocks by night ♪ 272 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:53,267 ♪ Behold throughout the heavens ♪ 273 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:59,899 ♪ There shone a holy light ♪ 274 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:04,612 ♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪ 275 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:09,325 ♪ Over the hills and everywhere ♪ 276 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,454 ♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪ 277 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:19,001 ♪ That Jesus Christ is born ♪ 278 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,382 My friends, I want to speak to you 279 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,969 on this beautiful Sunday morning 280 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,054 about a relationship in our lives 281 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,516 that we sometimes take for granted. 282 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,601 We have our family. 283 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:39,981 We have our husbands, wives, children 284 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,901 and all the extended relatives of that family. 285 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,529 But there is another bond 286 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:50,741 and that is the bond of friendship. 287 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,411 Think of all that it implies. 288 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,496 The caring, the compassion 289 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,540 the devotion to loyalty 290 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,250 and above all, perhaps 291 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,920 to the generosity of spirit. 292 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,174 We must all ask ourselves 293 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,635 am I a good friend? 294 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,097 Am I giving the friend in need 295 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,225 what he needs most? 296 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,103 Have I sacrificed my own well-being 297 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,605 for the sake of him 298 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,149 or have I let my own selfish needs 299 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:27,278 stand in the way of being his best friend. 300 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,446 My friends... 301 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,365 Mom, dad. 302 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,286 I have to go. 303 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,039 And taste the joy that is God's reward. 304 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,668 Please notice this aircraft has three emergency exits 305 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,671 located in the rear, center and forward sections of the cabin. 306 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,548 Passengers seated in these exit rows 307 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,634 agree to assist in the event of emergency. 308 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,053 If for any reason a passenger seated in the exit row... 309 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,263 - Well, hello again. - Oh, hi there. 310 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,058 Hi. I'll go ahead and get you another seat, okay? 311 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,768 Oh, won't hear of it. 312 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,396 You can depend on me, ma'am. I won't let you down. 313 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,233 - I got it covered. - Really? 314 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:09,904 Oh and, uh, be a dear, would you and get me a gin and tonic. 315 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,531 Sure. 316 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,369 Nice day for flight. 317 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,137 You can have my kidney. 318 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,390 Oh, I love you man. 319 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,058 I knew you'd come through. You're a hero. 320 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,977 It's okay buddy. Everything's gonna be okay. 321 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:45,022 - Oh, I hope so. - Thank you man. Oh, God. 322 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,816 - Hey? - Huh? 323 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,609 - What's that? - What's that what? 324 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,029 What's this putter? 325 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,365 - Larry, thank you. - Have you always had this? 326 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,367 Yeah, I-I've had these for awhile, you know. 327 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,786 I borrowed this from my friend a few weeks ago 328 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,455 and I played out of my mind with it. 329 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,707 I've been looking all over for this. 330 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,166 You can't even get them anymore. 331 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,167 My God I love this putter. 332 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,712 Yeah, I know, it's pretty great. 333 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,965 Um, would it be okay if I borrowed this for a while? 334 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,509 Hmm... 335 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,845 I don't think so. 336 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,013 - What? - I-I've lost a lot of clubs. 337 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,890 I've lent them out through-- - I'm not going to do anything. 338 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,851 I'll take really good care of it, believe me. 339 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,228 - I can't lend them out anymore. - I-I don't get that. 340 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,981 Come on, I-I'll take good care of it, I promise. 341 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,984 No, I'm sure you will. But I-I prefer you didn't. 342 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,111 I'm-I'm about... 343 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,199 What? 344 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:42,496 I completely understand. I-I, I respect your decisions. 345 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,124 - Really? - I still love you. 346 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,045 God bless you. 347 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,178 Jesus Christ. 348 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,431 Cheryl? 349 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,393 - Yeah? - I'm home. 350 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,313 How are you? Good to see you. 351 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,318 - Oh, my God. - What? 352 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,198 I love you. I love you. 353 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,825 Mmm I love you so much. 354 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,788 - I love you. - Okay. 355 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:27,416 What're you wearing? Is this a sweater vest? 356 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,253 I've been doing a lot of thinking. 357 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,047 Mm-hmm. 358 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,800 I wanna have children. 359 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,760 Lots of them. 360 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,181 Well, let's talk about that. 361 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:46,227 W-we, uh, that deserves a discussion, I think. 362 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,145 We can talk about it tonight over dinner. 363 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,480 Okay. 364 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,565 And then I'll tell you all about them. 365 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,193 Yeah, maybe you could, uh... 366 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,696 ...you know, take your tie off. 367 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:05,621 I know why God saved me from drowning a few months ago. 368 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,623 Why? 369 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,544 He wanted me to give Lewis my kidney. 370 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,546 And I'm going to. 371 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,847 Gotta say, man. 372 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,058 You are very, very calm, bro. 373 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,519 - God will watch over me. - Hmm. 374 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,814 He didn't watch over the last guy. 375 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,898 But you're a lucky man. 376 00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:35,776 You're giving away a kidney. 377 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,446 The recipient is going to love you, man. 378 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,241 You gonna have your own personal slave, is what it is. 379 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,868 You could be in China and sneeze 380 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,744 and he'll bring you a tissue. 381 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,955 Well, that may be true of others. 382 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,749 I don't think with him, though. 383 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,294 He wouldn't even loan me a putter, actually. 384 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,963 You giving him a kidney, he wouldn't loan you his putter? 385 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,382 Well, you know people get very attached to their golf clubs. 386 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,800 It's understandable. 387 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,011 You not attached to your kidney? 388 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,515 That's fucked up, man. 389 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,210 Larry, I gotta tell ya 390 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,545 I'm too weak to really express it and articulate it 391 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,548 but this is the greatest thing that anyone's ever done for me. 392 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,634 I-I'll do anything for you for the rest of your life. 393 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,678 Just ask me anything and I'll do it for you, I promise. 394 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,681 Anything except loan him your putter. 395 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,393 What are... You told him about the putter? 396 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:55,231 No, it-it was an innocent conversation. 397 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,732 Why would you even bring it up under the circumstances? 398 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,068 - I-I actually defended you. - Mr. David! 399 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,820 Defend me? W-Why don't you call "ET?" 400 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,196 - Or Pat O'Brien? - Mr. David! Mr. David! 401 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,323 Mean, how dare you? What, you have to gossip? 402 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,616 What kind of person are you? 403 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,993 There's been a big, big mistake, okay? 404 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,246 - Huh? - The Cones. 405 00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,915 They're not your parents. You're not adopted. 406 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,709 - What're you talking about? - You're not adopted. 407 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,503 - I'm not adopted? - No. 408 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,004 - Sorry. - What's going on here? 409 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,215 What do you mean I'm not adopted? 410 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,967 If you need anything, just let me know, okay? 411 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,427 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I am. 412 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,429 Good luck with the surgery. 413 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,645 I can't, I can't do this. 414 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,147 Oh, no, no! I'm not adopted. 415 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,650 Get me out of here! Get me the fuck out of here! 416 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,652 - Who is that guy? - I can't do this! 417 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,487 What the hell are you... Stop it! 418 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,782 - What about my kidney? - I got... I don't... I can't die. 419 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:50,619 Hey, stay here. What're you doing? 420 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,047 You're the best. You're the best. 421 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,280 You really low-balled me on that car. 422 00:23:29,657 --> 00:23:32,036 You paid me $5,000 less 423 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,330 then the blue book. 424 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:38,208 I looked in the wrong book, I guess, um... 425 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,795 I want you to give the $5,000 to-to Cheryl. 426 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,715 I'll give the $5,000 to Cheryl. 427 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,883 Okay. 428 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:01,773 See, this is what you get... 429 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:04,443 ...from doing good deeds. 430 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,862 I avoided good deeds my whole life. 431 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,573 Turns out I was right. 432 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:12,451 Alright. Larry, the rabbi is here. 433 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,369 The rabbi. 434 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:18,791 - Rabbi. - Larry. 435 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,086 What can I say? 436 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,421 I'm still young, rabbi. 437 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,173 I thought when God takes someone young 438 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,134 they're usually a good person. 439 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,929 That's the one thing I had going for me. 440 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,973 Well, God is-is apparently 441 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,600 making an exception in your case. 442 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,146 Larry, i-is your house in order? 443 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,898 I mean, you should have everything settled by now. 444 00:24:44,023 --> 00:24:47,695 My business manager, Matt. I-I worked things out with him. 445 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,113 Good. 446 00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:54,410 I supposed I could have traveled more. 447 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,869 But where was I gonna go? 448 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,248 I went to Europe once. 449 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:02,459 No big deal. 450 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,712 The truth is, rabbi 451 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,382 I can't stand packing. 452 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,551 You know, Larry... 453 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,971 ...we all have moments in our life when... 454 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,763 ...we've acted out of thoughtlessness 455 00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:20,102 and we've been inconsiderate to other people. 456 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,061 I-is there anybody, right now 457 00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:24,690 that you can think of you'd like to ask for forgiveness 458 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:27,276 and... make right with? 459 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,114 When you walk through my door, you play by my rules! 460 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,116 You take off your fucking shoes! 461 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,577 "Devoted sister?" "Beloved cunt?" 462 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:37,911 He's a racist a bona fide racist 463 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,205 who preferred not to work with any black people 464 00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,458 under any circumstances. 465 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,792 Larry, you ate the baby Jesus and His mother, Mary. 466 00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:46,587 - You were following my wife? - I wasn't following her! 467 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,256 She called the cops on you. What do you mean to... Look at me. 468 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,176 You knew that my brother-in-law died on September 11th. 469 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,886 How dare you say something like that? 470 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:57,347 See, if this were yours it would say, "fucking douche bag." 471 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,683 You mother-fucking, cock-sucking 472 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,643 son of a bitch bastard! 473 00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,145 I will body-slam you so hard 474 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,522 that you will poop your bald pants. 475 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,107 You need a good fucking ass kicking. 476 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,027 That's what you need. You want to name our baby Tang? 477 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,738 Hey! Hold the door! 478 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,540 No, this is my jacket! 479 00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,879 - What're you, crazy? - Whoa! Oh! Oh! 480 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,632 - Stop it! - My neck! My neck! 481 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,678 - Don't push me again! - Larry! 482 00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,640 - Get him, Joseph! - Take it back! 483 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,184 - Kill him, Joseph. Kill him! - Shut up, Mary. 484 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,397 You're a disgrace to your people. 485 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,857 Fuck you. 486 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,025 Motherfucker, what the fuck? 487 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,528 Larry, you piece of shit! 488 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:53,737 You be quiet, big nose. 489 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,071 Go fuck yourself. 490 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,532 - Freak you. - Freak you! 491 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,325 - Asshole. - Thanks for nothing. 492 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,494 Get out right now! 493 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,830 Good boy! 494 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,375 Banzai! 495 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,798 Nah. 496 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,345 Jeff. 497 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,936 You know, I've never said anything 498 00:27:27,061 --> 00:27:31,233 but I've noticed, you use way too much mayo. 499 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:36,738 You know, when they make tuna, there's already mayo in it. 500 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,199 You don't have to put it on the bread. 501 00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,705 I'll use less mayo, I-I promise. 502 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,791 Also... 503 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,126 ...you really never should have let me do 504 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,671 that "Seinfeld" "TV Guide" cover. 505 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,798 I really looked like an asshole. 506 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,176 My mistake. I'm so sorry. 507 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,845 - Anything else? - No. 508 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,808 Dad. 509 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,816 I'm sorry about the adoption. 510 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,194 You're, you're what? 511 00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,362 The adop... the adoption. 512 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,949 The doc... the doctor? 513 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,535 adop... Adoption. 514 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,830 You want a doctor? A doctor? 515 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,332 - Mr. David... - He-he wants... 516 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,833 - I guess he wants a doctor. - Yeah. 517 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,502 Why don't you step, step right back here. 518 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,338 Lar. 519 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,844 Cheryl. 520 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,850 I know it's gonna be... 521 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:50,562 ...a long time till I see you again. 522 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:53,649 So would it be okay if, uh... 523 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:58,153 ...I fooled around a little u-until you got there? 524 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,198 Sure. 525 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,910 Is there anything else? 526 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,498 I know it was you 527 00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:14,336 who misplaced that "Sopranos" DVD cover. 528 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,798 It couldn't have been me. 529 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,883 I have a system. 530 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,930 I... I have a... 531 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,057 I have a system. 532 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:33,897 Larry? 533 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:14,855 Is there anything you can tell me about his will? 534 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:18,275 I mean, I know it's, it's a-awkward timing 535 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,444 but he was very secretive 536 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:24,072 for a while there at the end and I just-- 537 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,907 Cheryl, it's 5,000. 538 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:29,202 - You want the $5,000? - Of course. 539 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,454 Cheryl, that's unreasonable. It really is. 540 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,999 He manipulated Jeff. Jeff had no choice but to say yes. 541 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,793 I just heard him say it was the blue book value on it. 542 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,378 - It's a petty wish. - You don't need the money. 543 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,213 He's petty in life, he's petty in death. 544 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,341 T-that's not the point. 545 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:43,800 Cheryl, you have a lot of money. 546 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,804 It was a... No, no, no, Cheryl. 547 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:52,392 No. He did not rip him off. 548 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,280 Hello. 549 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:54,830 We're your guides. 550 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,999 We've been watching you y-your whole life. 551 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,294 Please. 552 00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:08,844 - You're my guides? - Yeah, but y-you are dead. 553 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,762 You did die. 554 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,227 You know, Larry, you've got a lot of fans up here. 555 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,563 - Really? - You've heard of Ponce de Leon? 556 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,398 - Yeah, the Spanish explorer. - Yeah. 557 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:22,482 I wrote a screenplay about him. 558 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,608 He knows that. He loves it. 559 00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,068 Get outta here. 560 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:29,322 Larry, Marilyn Monroe was a huge fan of the "Seinfeld" show. 561 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,825 - What? You're kidding. - It's true. No. 562 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,952 She's very much looking forward to meeting you. 563 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:38,081 - Get out. - She talks often of you. 564 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,083 - Marilyn Monroe? - It's true isn't it? 565 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,877 The truth. 566 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,714 It's your mother, Larry. 567 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,674 Say hello to your mother. 568 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,388 What kind of schmuck are you? 569 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:57,559 I mean, who goes around giving their kidney to people? Idiot! 570 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,102 And I'm surprised that your father 571 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,105 let you do such a thing. Wait till I see him again. 572 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,940 Why did you tell dad not to bother me when you died? 573 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,860 - I missed your funeral. - So what? What's so important? 574 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,696 Why were you so happy when you thought you were adopted? 575 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,865 - That's what I wanna know. - I wasn't happy. 576 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,783 Oh, don't give me that. You were very happy. 577 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,619 - I was not happy. - You were absolutely giddy. 578 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,496 - Giddy? No, I was not giddy. - You were giddy. 579 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,457 - Giddy? I was not giddy. - You were giddy. 580 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,542 I'm not done with you yet, buster. 581 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,840 Hey, Larry. Come here. 582 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,431 - Ben Hogan. - Yes, sir. 583 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,894 - How you doing? - Pretty good. 584 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,480 You know, I've been watching your golf game. 585 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,190 - You've seen me play? - I have seen you play. 586 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,943 And let me tell you something. You're moving your feet. 587 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:49,986 - I know, Ben. I move my feet. - Yeah. 588 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,322 You know that sex offender had a good tip for you. 589 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,449 - I-I know. Dropping the club. - Dropping your-- 590 00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,077 I can't do it, Ben. I can't. I've tried. 591 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,120 Why don't you come out with me? We'll shoot 18. 592 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,248 I'll show you how it's done, huh? 593 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,208 - There's golf here? - Absolutely. 594 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:06,169 We got great courses up here. 595 00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,797 - You got a date. - I'll be waitin' for you. 596 00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,761 I'm playing golf with Ben Hogan. 597 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,514 It's called heaven. Come on. 598 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,392 You guys, y-you've been around me my whole life? 599 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,893 You were at the spin-the-bottle party 600 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,353 when I ran out when I was 12 'cause I was-- 601 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,688 - Oh, we were there. - Yes. 602 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,314 I always wanted to ask you about that. 603 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,400 - Why were you so humiliated? - I felt so humiliated. 604 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,569 - You should've stayed. - I-I couldn't kiss anybody. 605 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:31,777 I didn't wanna kiss anybody. 606 00:34:31,902 --> 00:34:33,530 - Nancy loved you then. - I was scared. 607 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,114 - Let me ask you something. - Okay. 608 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,075 Did you hear my wife telling me that I could... 609 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,035 - She said I could fool around? - Yes, we heard. 610 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,661 - You heard her say that, right? - Yes, yes, yes. 611 00:34:40,786 --> 00:34:43,540 Alright, so, if you go on a date, w-where do you go? 612 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,250 Are there restaurants? Are there movies? 613 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,628 Like, how does that work? W-What do you do here all day? 614 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,630 - Larry, Larry-- - And what about this clothing? 615 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,299 - I need socks and underwear. - Larry. Larry. 616 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,884 You'll learn all that in due time. Just be patient. 617 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,469 I'm just asking a question. That's all. 618 00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,013 We understand that. 619 00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,515 So if you're my guides 620 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,850 then how come you let me eat 621 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,435 those seven pieces of pizza at camp? 622 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,978 Remember, I got sick and had to go home? 623 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,148 - We remember everything. - Yeah, Larry, listen. 624 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,815 We're your guides. 625 00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:12,611 We can't actually control events. 626 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:14,613 Then what's the point of the whole thing? 627 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:16,197 I mean, who... Why do I even need you? 628 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:19,618 W-What does a guide do? I don't even get it. 629 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:21,578 And what about, uh, going to the bathroom? 630 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,538 You know, because, I notice I've been here a while 631 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,873 and frankly I don't have to do anything. 632 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,335 And if that's the case... 633 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,838 That's gonna be pretty good. Pretty good. 634 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,883 - Oh, one more thing. - Yes, what is it? 635 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:38,136 - "The Sopranos" DVD cover. - The cover. 636 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,512 Any idea? 637 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,306 Did you look behind the couch, Larry? 638 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:42,390 - Behind the couch? - It's behind the couch. 639 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,101 Did you once look behind the couch, Larry? 640 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,311 - You didn't, did you? - Well. 641 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,562 I didn't really look for it. 642 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,314 Because you had a system. 643 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,232 - That's right. I have a system. - Yes. 644 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,901 I take the DVD-- 645 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:56,029 ...cover and put it on top of the DVD player. 646 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,864 Right, exactly. 647 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,158 - That's not a system. - Oh, is that so? 648 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:03,536 A system is, is that you know you're gonna misplace the DVD 649 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:07,332 so you get some DVD jackets just plain ones 650 00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:10,001 and you have them there in case you lose a... 651 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,419 - That's a system. - No, that's not a system. 652 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:14,547 People misplace DVDs because they take the cover 653 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,840 and put it someplace else. 654 00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,635 And the people that misplace the DVDs 655 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,513 have extra DVD jackets. 656 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:22,931 - That's a system. - No, that's not a system. 657 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:25,266 - Listen to your guide. - A little bit of respect. 658 00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,812 Oh, Mr. Great guide who let me do that "TV Guide" cover. 659 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,647 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 660 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:31,648 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 661 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,108 - Fuck you! - Okay, alright, okay. 662 00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:35,777 Take it easy. Just come over here and relax. 663 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,737 - What do you mean, relax? - Okay, come on. 664 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,511 Larry, um... 665 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,555 We've decided that you're not really ready 666 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,933 and we're, we're gonna send you back into your body. 667 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,935 - What? - We're sending you back. 668 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,896 What, because I-I, 'cause said something about the system, uh... 669 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,315 You're just not ready. 670 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,817 Okay, maybe it isn't much of a system. 671 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,069 Y-you're right, it's not. It's a bad system. 672 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,612 L-it's not a good system. 673 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,448 - Good-bye, Larry. - We're sorry. 674 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,949 Come on. That's not fair. 675 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,410 - Good-bye, Larry. - Good-bye, Larry. 676 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,786 Give me another chance. 677 00:37:27,911 --> 00:37:29,789 Wait wait, I-I like it here. 678 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:34,002 - Where you goin', Larry? - Marilyn. 679 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,921 I was so looking forward to meeting you. 680 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:39,883 I really love your sense of humor. 681 00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:42,385 - Marilyn! - Don't go, Larry. 682 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,971 - Marilyn! - Don't go. 683 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,893 I'm not paying. I'm not paying. 684 00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,062 Look, I'm not paying it. I'm not. 685 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,189 - What? - Oh, my God. 686 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:56,649 - Larry? - My God. 687 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,489 Jesus. 688 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,035 Oh, my God. 689 00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,719 You notice how in the movies 690 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,388 they never fold when they're packing? 691 00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,516 They just throw everything in. 692 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,435 - Mm-hmm, well... - It's not believable. You know? 693 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,854 It's not interesting to watch, really. 694 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:38,440 Well, still, you have to, you have to pack the right way. 695 00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:40,693 People just don't, you know, crumple up their clothes 696 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,570 and throw them in a suitcase. That's not real. 697 00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:46,407 - I'm not buying that. - You look good. 698 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:50,161 - Really? - Yeah, you look good, you know? 699 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,414 You know, I gotta, uh, talk to the doctor. 700 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,543 See if I got some clearance, some sex clearance. 701 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,295 Do you have to get clearance for that? 702 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,922 I think you do. 703 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:04,092 Needless to say, I-I'm quite prepared. 704 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,177 Okay. Alright. 705 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,139 - What a thing, huh? - Yeah. 706 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,516 How do you feel? 707 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,686 You feel different after all this? 708 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:16,855 You know, yeah. 709 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:20,733 I mean, come on, I'm a changed man, I mean... 710 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,985 I'm a completely different person. 711 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,904 That's true. You really feel like that now? 712 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,198 Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 713 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:31,077 I know what you mean. No, it's good. It's good. No, no. 714 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:34,080 - Oh, hey. - Hey. Your chariot, sir. 715 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,332 - W-W-What's this? - Hospital policy. 716 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,042 You get to leave in a wheelchair. 717 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,794 Hmm, alright. 718 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,633 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 719 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,055 Very excited about this. 720 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:55,435 {\an8}- And, uh-- - Hey, you know what? 721 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,313 {\an8}I think maybe I should use the bathroom before we go. 722 00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:02,317 - Okay. Larry. - Let's try the handicapped. 723 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,027 It's a rare opportunity, come on. 724 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,239 Oh, someone must be in there. 725 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,161 - Hey. - Hey. 726 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,916 Uh, w-w-what's with the walking here? 727 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:21,544 I had to use the bathroom. Okay, I-I get it. 728 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,588 Yeah, no, that one was occupied. 729 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,089 I had to duck in here for a second. 730 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:29,302 - It was a bit of an emergency. - Well, then you wait. 731 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,179 You wait. 732 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,943 I'll see you in a minute. 54281

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