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It's kind of small in there.
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Yeah, but it's not for you.
It's for your nanny, right?
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It's for my nanny.
You're right.
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Alright, how much?
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Whatever you think is fair.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I'm shocked.
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Alright, um
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you know what?
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I'll find the blue book value
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and that's what
I'll give you.
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You got a deal, my big friend.
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Alright, my friend.
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- Alright.
- Good.
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- Congratulations.
- Oh, my gosh!
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You bought yourself a great car.
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Hold on a second.
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Louis Lewis has just
come out of his coma.
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Okay, so what happens now?
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[Louis] Oh, yeah, oh,
that's a great idea.
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Yeah, no, invite anybody you want.
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Yeah, let's go all the way.
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Okay, I'll see you tonight.
Alright, bye.
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I'm going to a party tonight my
friends are throwing for me
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'cause I'm getting out of here
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{\an8}and I would like you to go with me.
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{\an8}- Okay.
- Yes? Wow.
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Yeah.
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Hey, what are you gonna
do about your cousin
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who needs a kidney?
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{\an8}- What, Ritchie?
- Yeah.
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Well, so we'll find him a kidney.
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- What about yours?
- What, are you crazy?
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I'm not giving anybody my kidney.
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I just woke up.
I'm gonna give things out now?
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That's very selfish.
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- Selfish?
- Yeah.
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Hey, let me ask you a question.
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You know, I heard that
you come in and out
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of here all the time and I
don't understand that.
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I hardly know you.
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I met you briefly once
at Ritchie's house
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and they tell me you're
in here all the time.
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I visit people in the hospital
and I cheer them up.
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I go around,
I do volunteer work.
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And I knew you were here so
I stopped in to see you.
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Well, I'll tell you something,
you don't have to cheer me up
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because I'm cheered up.
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{\an8}It pays to be in a coma,
I'm telling you.
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I've never felt so refreshed in my life.
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Oh, really?
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You know those bears, they had it right.
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They go into hibernation
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they come out like new bears.
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Everybody should do this.
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Congratulations again on the...
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Getting out of the coma.
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You should've seen him
walking down that hall.
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It was like the specter of death.
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And then he passed me
and he looked at me.
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I'm haunted by that look.
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Have you seen the, uh, case
for the "Sopranos" DVD?
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No.
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I can't find it anywhere.
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Did you do something with it?
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No, I didn't do anything with it.
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If you're blaming this on me
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you're barking up the wrong tree, okay?
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I have a system.
When I watch a DVD
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I put the case on top of the DVD player.
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Then when I'm done,
I take the DVD
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I put it back in the case
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and then I put it back on the shelf.
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Well, your system's breaking down.
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My system is foolproof.
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There's no case on top
of the DVD player.
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Well, you're the one, probably
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who took it out and didn't put it back.
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Don't blame it on me.
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I mean, I'm not even
that friendly with him.
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Yeah, I know him 44 years
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but we're not really close friends.
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He's more of an acquaintance.
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Who gives a kidney to an acquaintance?
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I just feel like if we're
going to watch DVDs
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that we should keep the case nearby
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so we don't end up with just the--
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Do you have any sympathy for
what I'm going through?
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It doesn't seem like you do, okay?
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Hello?
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Oh, okay, um...
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Yeah, alright,
I'll-I'll see you tomorrow.
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Alright, thanks.
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- Huh.
- What?
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That was Omar Jones.
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He said he has some information for me.
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He wants me to come into
the office tomorrow.
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So, Mr. David, I've got some
very, very interesting news
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for you about your case.
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Turns out you were right.
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You are, in fact, adopted.
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Now your biological parents
are Mr. and Mrs. Cone.
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And they currently reside
in Bisbee, Arizona.
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They're awaiting your call.
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Please notice this
aircraft has three emergency exits
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located in the rear center
and forward sections
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of the cabin.
Passengers seated in these...
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- Hi. Um, listen...
- Hi.
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I can't really sit here by
the emergency door exit.
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I think you better get someone else.
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Okay, sir, we're about three
minutes away from wheels up.
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So you need to just stay put, okay?
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- 'Cause we got a full plane.
- You don't understand.
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I can't be sitting here.
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If something happens, I, we
won't be able to get out.
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- Calm down, okay?
- I cannot do it.
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I will panic.
We will go down.
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All we need to know is that
you're willing to assist
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passengers in the event of a
non-traditional landing.
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I cannot be of any help whatsoever
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in any kind of non-traditional landing
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or any traditional landing.
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Did you read the brochure?
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Read the brochure?
I can't read that brochure.
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It's Chinese to me.
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I'm sorry, are you Chinese?
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You look a little Asian.
I'm sorry.
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It's just an expression.
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I don't think you are Chinese.
You look maybe Thai?
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I'm not sure.
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Okay, is it the seat or are
you just scared to fly?
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No, I choke under pressure.
In any kind of game
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basketball, if I was on
the foul line towards
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like, the last five minutes of the game
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I would miss the entire rim.
I couldn't even hit the rim!
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'Cause I was choking.
Choking.
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Sir, how about I get you a drink?
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Would you like a Merlot?
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No thank you, I don't drink.
I don't drink.
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Just please find somebody
else to sit here.
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I'll look for a seat for you,
but you owe me one, mister.
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Thank you.
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I mean, it's ridiculous.
I don't want to sit here.
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Why is she giving me a hard time?
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Just find somebody else.
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Who the hell knows how to do this thing?
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What, pull down?
What is that gonna do?
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Can I pull down?
Do you have to be strong?
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I don't even know.
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Then what do you do?
You smash this thing?
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What happens then?
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The door just suddenly
opens miraculously?
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You're not Chinese.
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You don't look Chinese.
What are you, Thai?
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I think you're Thai.
You're Thai? I knew it.
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- Son.
- Dad.
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Gosh. Come on in.
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Well, I had just come out
of the navy and, uh...
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Just gotten out, yeah.
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That's right, we met in Times Square.
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And she was the prettiest girl there
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so I kissed her.
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And before long
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we had a baby.
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But, we didn't have any money and...
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Well we just didn't know what to do.
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We were just so young and just--
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- Of course, I understand.
- You know?
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You remember anything
about the people who you
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uh, who, uh, what, adopted me?
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Who adopted you?
Yeah, we met them.
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The guy was a little nervous and jumpy.
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He was all over the place.
Jumpy, fidgety.
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- All over the place.
- Fidgety, huh? Fidgety guy?
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- Yeah.
- Ah. Ah.
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Kind of talked like that a little bit?
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- He did kind of.
- That's exactly right.
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- He really has it, doesn't he?
- I remember that, yeah.
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And she was lovely, but
she was a little loud.
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But she-she sort of ruled the roost.
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Oh, yeah.
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But you knew she was a good woman.
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You know, and they were happy together.
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You wouldn't want to get on the
wrong side of her, though.
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- No, you wouldn't.
- Yeah.
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And they-they wanted a baby so badly.
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Tell me a little bit about
where you're from, Brooklyn?
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Oh, no, no, no.
I'm from Illinois.
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Yeah, and I'm from Virginia.
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I was born and raised in Virginia.
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There, yeah.
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So, so we're both sort of
Midwestern, southern.
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My people came from, oh,
England and Scotland.
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Been here for hundreds of years.
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How do you spell your last name?
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C-O-N-E.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm gentile.
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Hey, look, Dave.
Hi, Dave, how you doing?
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I want you to meet our son.
This is Larry.
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- Larry, nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you, Dave.
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- How are you today?
- He's a Chevrolet dealer here.
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How come my dad bought one of those?
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I don't know.
I can't help that.
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I'm in trouble.
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- Hi, June.
- Hi, Jenny.
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- Hi, Jenny.
- Good to see you.
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Hi, Jenny.
This is Larry, our son Larry.
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Larry, nice to meet you.
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- Pleasure to meet you.
- Enjoying our town?
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Oh, I love it.
It's beautiful.
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- Hey, hi, Wilson.
- Hi, handsome.
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This is our son Larry.
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- Hi, Wilson.
- I didn't know you had a son.
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- We do now.
- Are you sticking around?
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- I think I might.
- Isn't that nice?
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- Nice little town.
- You're gonna like it here.
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- Good afternoon.
- Afternoon.
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I noticed you're selling your car here.
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Yep letting her go.
You interested?
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Well, no, I'm not
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but may I ask how you
arrived at that price?
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{\an8}Sure, that's the
actual blue book value.
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- That's the blue book value?
- Yeah right there.
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Huh, I sold a Prius to a friend of mine
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and he told me the blue book value
was $5,000 less than that.
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Ouch.
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That's...
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Larry, what's wrong?
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My friend took advantage of me, Mom.
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Oh, I know it hurts, son
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but you must practice
love and forgiveness.
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Give him the benefit of the doubt.
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That's what Jesus would do.
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Hey, I gotta bite, Pop.
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{\an8}I got, I got it.
I got one.
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- You did it!
- Ah!
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Good, son!
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Go! Whoa...
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Chug, chug, chug, chug...
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Wow, this really looks yummy.
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We have, we have to say
grace first, Larry.
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Dear Lord, we thank you
for this bountiful meal.
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We thank you for the love of each other.
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And most of all, we thank
you for our son, Larry
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that he's able to be with us here today
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having this great meal.
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Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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- What do you got there?
- Sign of the cross.
251
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,991
Oh, nose, toes...
252
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,577
- Nose?
- And watch, wallet.
253
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,412
Nose, toes...
254
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,789
Except I keep my watch and
wallet on the same side.
255
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,333
- I don't think it's gonna work.
- Oh, Larry.
256
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,170
Alright, nose, toes...
257
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,838
I'll just move my wallet
to the right side.
258
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,423
Oh, good.
That's simple.
259
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,008
That's it, right?
One, two, three, four.
260
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,594
Right, that's it.
You have it.
261
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:07,513
Dah, dah, dah, dah.
Huh? That's it?
262
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,724
That's it.
Dig in, Larry.
263
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,142
Alright.
264
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,105
♪
265
00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:20,693
Oh, Larry.
266
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:26,449
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪
267
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:31,162
♪ Over the hills
and everywhere ♪
268
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,999
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪
269
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:39,796
♪ That Jesus Christ is born ♪
270
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:44,384
♪ While shepherds kept
their watching ♪
271
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:48,888
♪ Over silent flocks by night ♪
272
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:53,267
♪ Behold throughout
the heavens ♪
273
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:59,899
♪ There shone a holy light ♪
274
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:04,612
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪
275
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:09,325
♪ Over the hills
and everywhere ♪
276
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,454
♪ Go tell it on the mountain ♪
277
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:19,001
♪ That Jesus Christ is born ♪
278
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,382
My friends,
I want to speak to you
279
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,969
on this beautiful Sunday morning
280
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,054
about a relationship in our lives
281
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,516
that we sometimes take for granted.
282
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,601
We have our family.
283
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:39,981
We have our husbands, wives, children
284
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:43,901
and all the extended
relatives of that family.
285
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,529
But there is another bond
286
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:50,741
and that is the bond of friendship.
287
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,411
Think of all that it implies.
288
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,496
The caring, the compassion
289
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,540
the devotion to loyalty
290
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,250
and above all, perhaps
291
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,920
to the generosity of spirit.
292
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,174
We must all ask ourselves
293
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,635
am I a good friend?
294
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,097
Am I giving the friend in need
295
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,225
what he needs most?
296
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,103
Have I sacrificed my own well-being
297
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,605
for the sake of him
298
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,149
or have I let my own selfish needs
299
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:27,278
stand in the way of
being his best friend.
300
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,446
My friends...
301
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,365
Mom, dad.
302
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,286
I have to go.
303
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,039
And taste the joy that is God's reward.
304
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,668
Please notice this
aircraft has three emergency exits
305
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,671
located in the rear, center and
forward sections of the cabin.
306
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,548
Passengers seated in these exit rows
307
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,634
agree to assist in the
event of emergency.
308
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,053
If for any reason a passenger
seated in the exit row...
309
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,263
- Well, hello again.
- Oh, hi there.
310
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,058
Hi. I'll go ahead and get
you another seat, okay?
311
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,768
Oh, won't hear of it.
312
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:02,396
You can depend on me, ma'am.
I won't let you down.
313
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,233
- I got it covered.
- Really?
314
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:09,904
Oh and, uh, be a dear, would you
and get me a gin and tonic.
315
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,531
Sure.
316
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,369
Nice day for flight.
317
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,137
You can have my kidney.
318
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,390
Oh, I love you man.
319
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,058
I knew you'd come through.
You're a hero.
320
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,977
It's okay buddy.
Everything's gonna be okay.
321
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:45,022
- Oh, I hope so.
- Thank you man. Oh, God.
322
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,816
- Hey?
- Huh?
323
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,609
- What's that?
- What's that what?
324
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,029
What's this putter?
325
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,365
- Larry, thank you.
- Have you always had this?
326
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,367
Yeah, I-I've had these
for awhile, you know.
327
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,786
I borrowed this from my
friend a few weeks ago
328
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,455
and I played out of my mind with it.
329
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,707
I've been looking all over for this.
330
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,166
You can't even get them anymore.
331
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,167
My God I love this putter.
332
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,712
Yeah, I know, it's pretty great.
333
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,965
Um, would it be okay if I
borrowed this for a while?
334
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,509
Hmm...
335
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,845
I don't think so.
336
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,013
- What?
- I-I've lost a lot of clubs.
337
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,890
I've lent them out through-- -
I'm not going to do anything.
338
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,851
I'll take really good
care of it, believe me.
339
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,228
- I can't lend them out anymore.
- I-I don't get that.
340
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,981
Come on, I-I'll take good
care of it, I promise.
341
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,984
No, I'm sure you will.
But I-I prefer you didn't.
342
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,111
I'm-I'm about...
343
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,199
What?
344
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:42,496
I completely understand.
I-I, I respect your decisions.
345
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,124
- Really?
- I still love you.
346
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,045
God bless you.
347
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,178
Jesus Christ.
348
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,431
Cheryl?
349
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,393
- Yeah?
- I'm home.
350
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,313
How are you? Good to see you.
351
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,318
- Oh, my God.
- What?
352
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,198
I love you. I love you.
353
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,825
Mmm I love you so much.
354
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,788
- I love you.
- Okay.
355
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:27,416
What're you wearing?
Is this a sweater vest?
356
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,253
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
357
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,047
Mm-hmm.
358
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,800
I wanna have children.
359
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,760
Lots of them.
360
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,181
Well, let's talk about that.
361
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:46,227
W-we, uh, that deserves
a discussion, I think.
362
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,145
We can talk about it
tonight over dinner.
363
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,480
Okay.
364
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,565
And then I'll tell you all about them.
365
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,193
Yeah, maybe you could, uh...
366
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,696
...you know, take your tie off.
367
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:05,621
I know why God saved me from
drowning a few months ago.
368
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,623
Why?
369
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:11,544
He wanted me to give Lewis my kidney.
370
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,546
And I'm going to.
371
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,847
Gotta say, man.
372
00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,058
You are very, very calm, bro.
373
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,519
- God will watch over me.
- Hmm.
374
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,814
He didn't watch over the last guy.
375
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,898
But you're a lucky man.
376
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:35,776
You're giving away a kidney.
377
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:39,446
The recipient is going to love you, man.
378
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,241
You gonna have your own
personal slave, is what it is.
379
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,868
You could be in China and sneeze
380
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,744
and he'll bring you a tissue.
381
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,955
Well, that may be true of others.
382
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,749
I don't think with him, though.
383
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:53,294
He wouldn't even loan
me a putter, actually.
384
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,963
You giving him a kidney, he
wouldn't loan you his putter?
385
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,382
Well, you know people get very
attached to their golf clubs.
386
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,800
It's understandable.
387
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,011
You not attached to your kidney?
388
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,515
That's fucked up, man.
389
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,210
Larry, I gotta tell ya
390
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,545
I'm too weak to really express
it and articulate it
391
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,548
but this is the greatest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.
392
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,634
I-I'll do anything for you
for the rest of your life.
393
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,678
Just ask me anything and
I'll do it for you, I promise.
394
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,681
Anything except
loan him your putter.
395
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,393
What are... You told
him about the putter?
396
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:55,231
No, it-it was an innocent conversation.
397
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,732
Why would you even bring it
up under the circumstances?
398
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,068
- I-I actually defended you.
- Mr. David!
399
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:00,820
Defend me? W-Why don't you call "ET?"
400
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,196
- Or Pat O'Brien?
- Mr. David! Mr. David!
401
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,323
Mean, how dare you?
What, you have to gossip?
402
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,616
What kind of person are you?
403
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,993
There's been a big, big mistake, okay?
404
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,246
- Huh?
- The Cones.
405
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:12,915
They're not your parents.
You're not adopted.
406
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,709
- What're you talking about?
- You're not adopted.
407
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,503
- I'm not adopted?
- No.
408
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,004
- Sorry.
- What's going on here?
409
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,215
What do you mean
I'm not adopted?
410
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,967
If you need anything,
just let me know, okay?
411
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,427
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I am.
412
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,429
Good luck with the surgery.
413
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,645
I can't, I can't do this.
414
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,147
Oh, no, no! I'm not adopted.
415
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,650
Get me out of here!
Get me the fuck out of here!
416
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,652
- Who is that guy?
- I can't do this!
417
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,487
What the hell are you... Stop it!
418
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,782
- What about my kidney?
- I got... I don't... I can't die.
419
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:50,619
Hey, stay here.
What're you doing?
420
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,047
You're the best.
You're the best.
421
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,280
You really low-balled me on that car.
422
00:23:29,657 --> 00:23:32,036
You paid me $5,000 less
423
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,330
then the blue book.
424
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:38,208
I looked in the wrong book,
I guess, um...
425
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:41,795
I want you to give the
$5,000 to-to Cheryl.
426
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,715
I'll give the $5,000 to Cheryl.
427
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,883
Okay.
428
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:01,773
See, this is what you get...
429
00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:04,443
...from doing good deeds.
430
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,862
I avoided good deeds my whole life.
431
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,573
Turns out I was right.
432
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:12,451
Alright.
Larry, the rabbi is here.
433
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,369
The rabbi.
434
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:18,791
- Rabbi.
- Larry.
435
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,086
What can I say?
436
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,421
I'm still young, rabbi.
437
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,173
I thought when God takes someone young
438
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,134
they're usually a good person.
439
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,929
That's the one thing
I had going for me.
440
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,973
Well, God is-is apparently
441
00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,600
making an exception in your case.
442
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,146
Larry, i-is your house in order?
443
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,898
I mean, you should have
everything settled by now.
444
00:24:44,023 --> 00:24:47,695
My business manager, Matt.
I-I worked things out with him.
445
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,113
Good.
446
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:54,410
I supposed I could have traveled more.
447
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,869
But where was I gonna go?
448
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,248
I went to Europe once.
449
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:02,459
No big deal.
450
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:04,712
The truth is, rabbi
451
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,382
I can't stand packing.
452
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,551
You know, Larry...
453
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,971
...we all have moments
in our life when...
454
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:15,763
...we've acted out of thoughtlessness
455
00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:20,102
and we've been inconsiderate
to other people.
456
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,061
I-is there anybody, right now
457
00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:24,690
that you can think of you'd
like to ask for forgiveness
458
00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:27,276
and... make right with?
459
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:32,114
When you walk through my
door, you play by my rules!
460
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,116
You take off your fucking shoes!
461
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,577
"Devoted sister?"
"Beloved cunt?"
462
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:37,911
He's a racist a bona fide racist
463
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,205
who preferred not to work
with any black people
464
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,458
under any circumstances.
465
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,792
Larry, you ate the baby Jesus
and His mother, Mary.
466
00:25:44,917 --> 00:25:46,587
- You were following my wife?
- I wasn't following her!
467
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,256
She called the cops on you. What
do you mean to... Look at me.
468
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,176
You knew that my brother-in-law
died on September 11th.
469
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,886
How dare you say something like that?
470
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:57,347
See, if this were yours it would
say, "fucking douche bag."
471
00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,683
You mother-fucking,
cock-sucking
472
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,643
son of a bitch bastard!
473
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,145
I will body-slam you so hard
474
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,522
that you will poop your bald pants.
475
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,107
You need a good fucking ass kicking.
476
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,027
That's what you need.
You want to name our baby Tang?
477
00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:12,738
Hey! Hold the door!
478
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,540
No, this is my jacket!
479
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,879
- What're you, crazy?
- Whoa! Oh! Oh!
480
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,632
- Stop it!
- My neck! My neck!
481
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,678
- Don't push me again!
- Larry!
482
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:39,640
- Get him, Joseph!
- Take it back!
483
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,184
- Kill him, Joseph. Kill him!
- Shut up, Mary.
484
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,397
You're a disgrace to your people.
485
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,857
Fuck you.
486
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,025
Motherfucker, what the fuck?
487
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,528
Larry, you piece of shit!
488
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:53,737
You be quiet, big nose.
489
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,071
Go fuck yourself.
490
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,532
- Freak you.
- Freak you!
491
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,325
- Asshole.
- Thanks for nothing.
492
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,494
Get out right now!
493
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,830
Good boy!
494
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,375
Banzai!
495
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,798
Nah.
496
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,345
Jeff.
497
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,936
You know,
I've never said anything
498
00:27:27,061 --> 00:27:31,233
but I've noticed, you
use way too much mayo.
499
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:36,738
You know, when they make tuna,
there's already mayo in it.
500
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,199
You don't have to put it on the bread.
501
00:27:41,952 --> 00:27:44,705
I'll use less mayo, I-I promise.
502
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,791
Also...
503
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,126
...you really never
should have let me do
504
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,671
that "Seinfeld" "TV Guide" cover.
505
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,798
I really looked like an asshole.
506
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,176
My mistake. I'm so sorry.
507
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,845
- Anything else?
- No.
508
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,808
Dad.
509
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,816
I'm sorry about the adoption.
510
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:15,194
You're, you're what?
511
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,362
The adop... the adoption.
512
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:20,949
The doc... the doctor?
513
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,535
adop... Adoption.
514
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,830
You want a doctor? A doctor?
515
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,332
- Mr. David...
- He-he wants...
516
00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:29,833
- I guess he wants a doctor.
- Yeah.
517
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,502
Why don't you step,
step right back here.
518
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,338
Lar.
519
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,844
Cheryl.
520
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,850
I know it's gonna be...
521
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:50,562
...a long time till
I see you again.
522
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:53,649
So would it be okay if, uh...
523
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:58,153
...I fooled around a little
u-until you got there?
524
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,198
Sure.
525
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,910
Is there anything else?
526
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:09,498
I know it was you
527
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:14,336
who misplaced that "Sopranos" DVD cover.
528
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,798
It couldn't have been me.
529
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,883
I have a system.
530
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,930
I... I have a...
531
00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,057
I have a system.
532
00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:33,897
Larry?
533
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:14,855
Is there anything you can
tell me about his will?
534
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:18,275
I mean, I know it's,
it's a-awkward timing
535
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,444
but he was very secretive
536
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:24,072
for a while there at
the end and I just--
537
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,907
Cheryl, it's 5,000.
538
00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:29,202
- You want the $5,000?
- Of course.
539
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,454
Cheryl, that's unreasonable.
It really is.
540
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,999
He manipulated Jeff. Jeff had
no choice but to say yes.
541
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,793
I just heard him say it was
the blue book value on it.
542
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,378
- It's a petty wish.
- You don't need the money.
543
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,213
He's petty in life, he's petty in death.
544
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:42,341
T-that's not the point.
545
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:43,800
Cheryl, you have a lot of money.
546
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,804
It was a... No, no, no, Cheryl.
547
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:52,392
No. He did not rip him off.
548
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,280
Hello.
549
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:54,830
We're your guides.
550
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,999
We've been watching you
y-your whole life.
551
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,294
Please.
552
00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:08,844
- You're my guides?
- Yeah, but y-you are dead.
553
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,762
You did die.
554
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:17,227
You know, Larry, you've got
a lot of fans up here.
555
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,563
- Really?
- You've heard of Ponce de Leon?
556
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:21,398
- Yeah, the Spanish explorer.
- Yeah.
557
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:22,482
I wrote a screenplay about him.
558
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,608
He knows that. He loves it.
559
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,068
Get outta here.
560
00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:29,322
Larry, Marilyn Monroe was a huge
fan of the "Seinfeld" show.
561
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,825
- What? You're kidding.
- It's true. No.
562
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,952
She's very much looking
forward to meeting you.
563
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:38,081
- Get out.
- She talks often of you.
564
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,083
- Marilyn Monroe?
- It's true isn't it?
565
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,877
The truth.
566
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,714
It's your mother, Larry.
567
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,674
Say hello to your mother.
568
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,388
What kind of schmuck are you?
569
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:57,559
I mean, who goes around giving
their kidney to people? Idiot!
570
00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,102
And I'm surprised that your father
571
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,105
let you do such a thing.
Wait till I see him again.
572
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,940
Why did you tell dad not to
bother me when you died?
573
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,860
- I missed your funeral.
- So what? What's so important?
574
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,696
Why were you so happy when you
thought you were adopted?
575
00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,865
- That's what I wanna know.
- I wasn't happy.
576
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,783
Oh, don't give me that.
You were very happy.
577
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:15,619
- I was not happy.
- You were absolutely giddy.
578
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:17,496
- Giddy? No, I was not giddy.
- You were giddy.
579
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,457
- Giddy? I was not giddy.
- You were giddy.
580
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,542
I'm not done with you yet, buster.
581
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,840
Hey, Larry. Come here.
582
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,431
- Ben Hogan.
- Yes, sir.
583
00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,894
- How you doing?
- Pretty good.
584
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,480
You know, I've been
watching your golf game.
585
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,190
- You've seen me play?
- I have seen you play.
586
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,943
And let me tell you something.
You're moving your feet.
587
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:49,986
- I know, Ben. I move my feet.
- Yeah.
588
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,322
You know that sex offender
had a good tip for you.
589
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,449
- I-I know. Dropping the club.
- Dropping your--
590
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,077
I can't do it, Ben.
I can't. I've tried.
591
00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,120
Why don't you come out with me?
We'll shoot 18.
592
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,248
I'll show you how it's done, huh?
593
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,208
- There's golf here?
- Absolutely.
594
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:06,169
We got great courses up here.
595
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,797
- You got a date.
- I'll be waitin' for you.
596
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,761
I'm playing golf with Ben Hogan.
597
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,514
It's called heaven. Come on.
598
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,392
You guys, y-you've been
around me my whole life?
599
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,893
You were at the spin-the-bottle party
600
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,353
when I ran out when I
was 12 'cause I was--
601
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:24,688
- Oh, we were there.
- Yes.
602
00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,314
I always wanted to ask you about that.
603
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,400
- Why were you so humiliated?
- I felt so humiliated.
604
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,569
- You should've stayed.
- I-I couldn't kiss anybody.
605
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:31,777
I didn't wanna kiss anybody.
606
00:34:31,902 --> 00:34:33,530
- Nancy loved you then.
- I was scared.
607
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,114
- Let me ask you something.
- Okay.
608
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,075
Did you hear my wife telling
me that I could...
609
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,035
- She said I could fool around?
- Yes, we heard.
610
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,661
- You heard her say that, right?
- Yes, yes, yes.
611
00:34:40,786 --> 00:34:43,540
Alright, so, if you go on a
date, w-where do you go?
612
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:45,250
Are there restaurants?
Are there movies?
613
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,628
Like, how does that work?
W-What do you do here all day?
614
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,630
- Larry, Larry--
- And what about this clothing?
615
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,299
- I need socks and underwear.
- Larry. Larry.
616
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,884
You'll learn all that in due
time. Just be patient.
617
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,469
I'm just asking a question.
That's all.
618
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,013
We understand that.
619
00:34:58,138 --> 00:35:00,515
So if you're my guides
620
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,850
then how come you let me eat
621
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,435
those seven pieces of pizza at camp?
622
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,978
Remember, I got sick and had to go home?
623
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:08,148
- We remember everything.
- Yeah, Larry, listen.
624
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,815
We're your guides.
625
00:35:09,940 --> 00:35:12,611
We can't actually control events.
626
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:14,613
Then what's the point
of the whole thing?
627
00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:16,197
I mean, who...
Why do I even need you?
628
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:19,618
W-What does a guide do?
I don't even get it.
629
00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:21,578
And what about, uh,
going to the bathroom?
630
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,538
You know, because,
I notice I've been here a while
631
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,873
and frankly I don't have to do anything.
632
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,335
And if that's the case...
633
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:31,838
That's gonna be pretty good.
Pretty good.
634
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,883
- Oh, one more thing.
- Yes, what is it?
635
00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:38,136
- "The Sopranos" DVD cover.
- The cover.
636
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,512
Any idea?
637
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,306
Did you look behind the couch, Larry?
638
00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:42,390
- Behind the couch?
- It's behind the couch.
639
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,101
Did you once look behind
the couch, Larry?
640
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:46,311
- You didn't, did you?
- Well.
641
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,562
I didn't really look for it.
642
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,314
Because you had a system.
643
00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,232
- That's right. I have a system.
- Yes.
644
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,901
I take the DVD--
645
00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:56,029
...cover and put it on
top of the DVD player.
646
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,864
Right, exactly.
647
00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,158
- That's not a system.
- Oh, is that so?
648
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:03,536
A system is, is that you know
you're gonna misplace the DVD
649
00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:07,332
so you get some DVD
jackets just plain ones
650
00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:10,001
and you have them there
in case you lose a...
651
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:11,419
- That's a system.
- No, that's not a system.
652
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:14,547
People misplace DVDs because
they take the cover
653
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,840
and put it someplace else.
654
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,635
And the people that misplace the DVDs
655
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,513
have extra DVD jackets.
656
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:22,931
- That's a system.
- No, that's not a system.
657
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:25,266
- Listen to your guide.
- A little bit of respect.
658
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:28,812
Oh, Mr. Great guide who let
me do that "TV Guide" cover.
659
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,647
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
660
00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:31,648
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
661
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,108
- Fuck you!
- Okay, alright, okay.
662
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:35,777
Take it easy.
Just come over here and relax.
663
00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,737
- What do you mean, relax?
- Okay, come on.
664
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,511
Larry, um...
665
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,555
We've decided that
you're not really ready
666
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,933
and we're, we're gonna send
you back into your body.
667
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,935
- What?
- We're sending you back.
668
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,896
What, because I-I, 'cause said
something about the system, uh...
669
00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,315
You're just not ready.
670
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,817
Okay, maybe it isn't much of a system.
671
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,069
Y-you're right, it's not.
It's a bad system.
672
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,612
L-it's not a good system.
673
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,448
- Good-bye, Larry.
- We're sorry.
674
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,949
Come on. That's not fair.
675
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,410
- Good-bye, Larry.
- Good-bye, Larry.
676
00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,786
Give me another chance.
677
00:37:27,911 --> 00:37:29,789
Wait wait, I-I like it here.
678
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:34,002
- Where you goin', Larry?
- Marilyn.
679
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:36,921
I was so looking forward to meeting you.
680
00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:39,883
I really love your sense of humor.
681
00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:42,385
- Marilyn!
- Don't go, Larry.
682
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,971
- Marilyn!
- Don't go.
683
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:50,893
I'm not paying. I'm not paying.
684
00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:53,062
Look, I'm not paying it.
I'm not.
685
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,189
- What?
- Oh, my God.
686
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:56,649
- Larry?
- My God.
687
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,489
Jesus.
688
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,035
Oh, my God.
689
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,719
You notice how in the movies
690
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:27,388
they never fold when they're packing?
691
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,516
They just throw everything in.
692
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,435
- Mm-hmm, well...
- It's not believable. You know?
693
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,854
It's not interesting to watch, really.
694
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:38,440
Well, still, you have to, you
have to pack the right way.
695
00:38:38,565 --> 00:38:40,693
People just don't, you know,
crumple up their clothes
696
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,570
and throw them in a suitcase.
That's not real.
697
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:46,407
- I'm not buying that.
- You look good.
698
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:50,161
- Really?
- Yeah, you look good, you know?
699
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:53,414
You know, I gotta, uh,
talk to the doctor.
700
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,543
See if I got some clearance,
some sex clearance.
701
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:59,295
Do you have to get clearance for that?
702
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:00,922
I think you do.
703
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:04,092
Needless to say,
I-I'm quite prepared.
704
00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,177
Okay. Alright.
705
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,139
- What a thing, huh?
- Yeah.
706
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,516
How do you feel?
707
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,686
You feel different after all this?
708
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:16,855
You know, yeah.
709
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:20,733
I mean, come on,
I'm a changed man, I mean...
710
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,985
I'm a completely different person.
711
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,904
That's true.
You really feel like that now?
712
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,198
Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
713
00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:31,077
I know what you mean. No, it's
good. It's good. No, no.
714
00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:34,080
- Oh, hey.
- Hey. Your chariot, sir.
715
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,332
- W-W-What's this?
- Hospital policy.
716
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,042
You get to leave in a wheelchair.
717
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,794
Hmm, alright.
718
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,633
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it.
719
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,055
Very excited about this.
720
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:55,435
{\an8}- And, uh--
- Hey, you know what?
721
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,313
{\an8}I think maybe I should use
the bathroom before we go.
722
00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:02,317
- Okay. Larry.
- Let's try the handicapped.
723
00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:04,027
It's a rare opportunity, come on.
724
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,239
Oh, someone must be in there.
725
00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,161
- Hey.
- Hey.
726
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,916
Uh, w-w-what's with the walking here?
727
00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:21,544
I had to use the bathroom.
Okay, I-I get it.
728
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,588
Yeah, no, that one was occupied.
729
00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:25,089
I had to duck in here for a second.
730
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:29,302
- It was a bit of an emergency.
- Well, then you wait.
731
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,179
You wait.
732
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:44,943
I'll see you in a minute.
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