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Larry!
God, Larry, come on.
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What are you doing?
We're late for the barbecue.
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- Oh, okay.
- Mark and Marla are going to...
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- I'm all ready.
- Okay, alright.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm getting a jacket.
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Oh, you're not gonna need a jacket.
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- No, I am... No, it gets...
- It's at the beach.
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It gets very chilly at
night at the beach.
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- Are you kidding?
- There'll be a fire.
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- Why are you wearing corduroys?
- I'll leave it in the car.
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What's the big deal?
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I think you're just a
little overdressed.
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All you need are flip-flops
and some jeans.
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You know the story of
"The Three Little Pigs"?
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The one who built his house with bricks?
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- Yes.
- That's me.
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- Okay.
- I build my house with bricks.
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I build my house with bricks.
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- And by the way--
- I'm the third pig.
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- When we get there--
- Think of me that way.
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- The third pig.
- I will think of that way.
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And when we get there, will you please
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{\an8}apologize to Mark for the way
you treated him at the Seder?
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{\an8}Accusing him of stealing
your newspapers, Larry?
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I already apologized to him,
I told you that.
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I'm still not convinced
he didn't take it.
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What do you think about that?
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So scared to go to bed
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'cause the freaks at DuPont
might get out of the cave.
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I don't know how you can
eat this thing, really.
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- You want a bite?
- Huh?
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Why don't you just burn
everything you eat to a cinder?
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Why stop at the marshmallow?
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- Aw, come on.
- They're toasty.
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- It's a light toasting.
- Childhood.
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- Doesn't matter.
- But it's the situation.
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We're sitting around a
campfire together.
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- That's why we're doing this.
- It's a fun...
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I don't wanna spoil your fun.
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You're having a good time, you know?
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I'm just saying it's idiotic
what you're doing.
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Try this one. Try one.
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No, it doesn't taste good.
I don't want it.
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Thank you for your opinion, Larry.
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That's a perfect fire I built.
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Whose idea was it to
have s'mores tonight?
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- Hey...
- He can't handle the truth.
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I'm cold. I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna get my jacket.
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- What?
- I love those s'mores.
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He should just try it.
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Another perfect one.
Who's ready?
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Who drank all the beer?
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Because somebody's been
drinking all the beer.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Jacket's not in the car.
- What do you mean?
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Didn't I put the jacket in the car?
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Yeah, you took the...
You brought it with you.
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I brought it with me, I put
it in the back seat, right?
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And I looked in the front
seat and the trunk.
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- That's really strange.
- Huh?
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That's bizarre.
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'Cause I know you brought it.
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'Cause I made fun of you.
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What, what are you looking at?
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That's my jacket.
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Marla's wearing my jacket.
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She took my jacket from the car?
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- What is that?
- I don't know.
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Maybe she was walking by and
saw it in the back seat.
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I know but you don't
go into someone's car
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and take their coat.
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She just grabbed it, she was cold.
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It's not her coat though.
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Okay, well, it's not a big deal.
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Let's not make it a big deal.
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Everyone?
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- Uh, we have an announcement.
- Yeah.
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We want you guys to clear your calendars
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and hold the date of the 14th
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and come back here where we're
gonna be getting married.
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Oh, my God!
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Congratulations!
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Oh, my God, that is so great!
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- Oh, thanks.
- Congratulations.
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- It's gonna be totally cool.
- Mazel tov.
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- That's so exciting.
- Oh, thank you.
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Congratulations!
That's great. Great news.
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I mean it just couldn't
have been more perfect.
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Yeah, good, good.
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Brr.
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Whew!
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- We're just happy.
- It's cold.
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Where did you get that jacket?
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Oh, I got it from one of the cars.
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Oh, okay. Okay, no wonder.
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- I was just so cold.
- Yeah, 'cause...
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Yeah, 'cause that's...
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You got it from my car.
That's actually my jacket.
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Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I was so cold.
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Yeah me too. That's why I went
to the car to get the jacket.
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'Cause I'm, you know,
I'm freezing and everything.
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- Well, thank you.
- Eh.
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'Cause earlier, in fact...
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...before we came,
I was taking the coat
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and Cheryl was mocking
me for wearing a coat.
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I said, "It's freezing," you know?
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I'm not gonna take a coat?
What, am I nuts?
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I had the foresight...
to bring the coat.
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You know what I mean?
'Cause I knew.
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It's the beach, it gets
chilly on the beach.
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- You know?
- Bring a jacket.
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- You bring a jacket.
- Right.
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You know, so I brought the jacket and...
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I was smart, you know,
to bring the jacket.
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Larry, do you want the jacket back?
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- Eh, okay.
- Here you go.
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- Are you sure?
- It-it did its job, truly.
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- You sure?
- Yeah, you take it back.
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Alright, okay, okay.
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Wow.
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Wowie. Better?
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{\an8}What the hell is this?
What is that?
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{\an8}Oh...
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{\an8}- I might have been...
- What is that?
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{\an8}- I was eating a s'more.
- Is that a s'more?
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It might have been.
I was eating it, it's choc...
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But, you know, it'll wash out of fleece.
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Oh, my God.
That's not gonna wash out.
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- Look at that.
- Well, sure, this is...
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I'll take the jacket back with me.
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I can wash it. It'll be fine.
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I'd be happy to buy you a new jacket.
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I tell you, it's these s'mores.
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I can't stand them, you know?
I don't know how...
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I-I don't know what people eat them for.
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[Cheryl] So somebody borrows your jacket
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it's not a big deal.
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You know what I mean?
You move on.
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You don't worry about it.
You don't think about it.
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How could I sit there freezing to death
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while she's wearing my jacket?
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It's not like there's something
wrong with her and she's got
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an illness where she
really needs the jacket.
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Well, you don't have an illness either!
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She's a perfectly healthy
woman wearing my jacket!
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I'm freezing!
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Larry, they got engaged tonight, okay?
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This was not about you.
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It was not about your stupid jacket.
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They got engaged.
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- Yeah, that's true.
- Why would you even say that?
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- "Cause I was cold.'
- Well, so was she.
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Well then, she should have
brought her own jacket.
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I was the only one who anticipated
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that it was going to be cold.
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And I should be rewarded for
that foresight, not punished.
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You know what?
This is really...
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It's a serious thing for
them to get engaged.
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I did not ask her
directly for the jacket.
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If I say, "Don't say anything"...
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- Do you know what that means?
- Yes, yes, mom, yeah. Mom--
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I feel like you don't
know what it means.
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If mom says, "Don't say..."
I didn't say anything.
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You know how you said that you
were the smart pig, right?
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Yeah, the smart pig.
Yeah, exactly.
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- That made his house...
- Yeah.
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But the thing about the smart pig
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that made his house of
bricks, he protected
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the other little pigs that came over.
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Okay? He watched over
them and helped them.
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'Cause he was a generous pig.
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Yeah... the pig also didn't come home
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to find some other fucking
pig living in his house
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while he was locked out.
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[Larry] You know, if the jacket
were big enough for two people...
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- I know.
- I would've shared it.
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- Like the pig did.
- Pig?
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The pig... "The Three Little Pigs"?
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- You don't know that story?
- What a pig?
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I don't know what pig is.
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You know, "The Three Little Pigs."
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One built... there were
three little pigs.
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The wolf was after the pigs.
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One built his house with bricks.
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I'm the pig with the bricks.
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When did it happen? In the news?
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No, this is a fairy tale.
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- Not real?
- Yeah, it's not real.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Alright, so what, what do I owe you?
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- I owe you money.
- $300.
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- $300.
- Believe I bet the Clippers?
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What kind of moron am I?
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- That's your fault, not mine.
- Huh?
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I said don't, you did it.
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Have I ever won on the Clippers, huh?
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Never, never, mm-mm.
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A jerk.
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Okay, on Tuesday...
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Hmm.
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- I think, uh...
- Yes?
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- I think I like the Knicks.
- You and I connect.
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- Yeah? What do I...
- Huh?
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They're getting three and a half points.
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- 150.
- Okay.
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Okay. I don't even have enough cash.
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- Can I write you a check?
- Make it out to cash.
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Alright, come on in for a second.
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You can come in.
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- That's something important...
- That's what I told him.
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Hey, hey look who's here...
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Boy, what are you feeding this animal?
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- What do you mean?
- He's fat as a house.
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My God, look at the size of him.
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What kind of thing is
that to say, Larry?
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- You'll hurt his feelings.
- Oh, yeah.
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Like he knows what I'm talking about.
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He does! He knows!
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You don't call a dog fat.
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You go around calling Jeff a fat fuck.
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Jeff is a fat fuck.
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Oscar is just big boned.
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He's not fat, he's lean.
He's just right.
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- Thank you.
- He's gorgeous.
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What do you feed the dog?
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[Susie] Food, you know, dog food.
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Where do you live?
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Uh around the neighborhood, nearby.
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Oh, no, they live about two blocks up
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big, big gray house with white columns.
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- Whi-white columns?
- Yeah, can't miss it.
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It's right on the right side.
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- Two blocks?
- Yeah.
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Um, I'll be right down.
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This is Sung.
Cheryl, Susie, Oscar.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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[Cheryl] Nice to meet you.
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He's a beautiful dog.
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W-Why did you tell her the dog's fat?
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Why? Because he is fat.
He's gained about 25 lbs.
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But you don't tell her that.
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You can think that, tell me that even.
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What the hell you feeding it?
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She feeds it,
I'm not feeding it.
245
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,174
I don't get the whole dog thing anyway.
246
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,842
We had a dog...
Sheriff, remember?
247
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,219
Yeah, I know Sheriff.
248
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,553
It's like having a bum
living in your house.
249
00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:56,888
Well, when everybody hates me
250
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,556
my dog loves me.
251
00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,684
Hey, stop the car for a second.
252
00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:05,063
- That Heineman's car?
- Yeah, that's Heineman's car.
253
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,523
But look.
254
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,107
He never fixed the dent.
255
00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:10,110
Remember when
I smashed into it?
256
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,821
He didn't fix it.
I gave him a check for $1,500.
257
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,863
Wow.
258
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:15,073
He won't talk to me since
259
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,658
his daughter jumped off the chair lift.
260
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,868
I'll be right back.
261
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,130
Oy, perfect.
262
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,049
- Hello.
- Larry.
263
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,884
I was driving by the restaurant
264
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,095
and I couldn't help but notice
265
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,014
you haven't fixed the dent on the car.
266
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,432
No, I didn't fix the dent.
267
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,184
Hmm. May I ask why?
268
00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:45,602
Considering it's none of your business
269
00:10:45,727 --> 00:10:46,938
I had better use for the money.
270
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,815
- Such as?
- If you must know...
271
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,357
I gave the money to my
daughter who needs it
272
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:52,944
for something far more
important than fixing a car.
273
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,279
What does she need the money for?
274
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,780
It's really none of your business.
275
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,574
It's a little unethical by the way...
276
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,242
- It has nothing to do with--
- Not to fix the car.
277
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,451
It has nothing to do with ethics.
278
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:01,785
It's my money.
You gave me my money.
279
00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:04,455
I can do with that money what I please.
280
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,291
- Are these pickles?
- They're mine!
281
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:10,420
Alright. Man, take it easy.
282
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,965
- Good day, Mr. David.
- Good day, Mr. Heineman.
283
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:20,096
Pfft, boy, that went well.
284
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,432
He said he has no intention
of getting the car fixed.
285
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,516
He gave the money to his daughter.
286
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,018
He said she needed it for something.
287
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,020
Well, that's a big bowl of wrong.
288
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,605
- You can't do that.
- You can't do that.
289
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,693
Hello? Hey, honey.
290
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,362
Hey, ask her how the Knicks did.
I got $150 on them.
291
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,740
When? You're kidding me!
292
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,327
Well, where are you?
293
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,038
Alright, I'll be there
in like ten minutes.
294
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,664
Oscar went into the pantry
295
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,792
had three boxes of Oreos,
and now he's gonna die.
296
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,252
- What?
- He's at the vet.
297
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,172
He's gonna die.
298
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,216
I told you you're feeding
that dog too much.
299
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,135
I don't feed him Oreos!
300
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,769
Alright, uh...
301
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,437
I'll be in the examining room.
302
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,065
Just wait out here.
I'll be back.
303
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,200
Excuse me?
304
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,534
You wouldn't happen to know the score
305
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,994
of the knick game last night, would you?
306
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:28,164
Oh, the Knicks?
Oh, that was a great game.
307
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,874
- Went into overtime.
- Really?
308
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,668
Yeah, they lost by four.
309
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,847
Larry?
310
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,933
- Oh, honey.
- No!
311
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,269
- Oscar's gonna be okay.
- Yeah, he's sedated.
312
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,021
[Susie] He's gonna be fine.
We're gonna take him home.
313
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,235
- I love that dog.
- Oh, Larry.
314
00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,238
- That's so sweet.
- Mm-hmm.
315
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,407
Oh, Larry.
316
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,710
Hey, you got something from Marla.
317
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,713
- "To Larry David."
- Marla?
318
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,299
The one who ruined my jacket?
That Marla?
319
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,050
- Yeah.
- Really?
320
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,970
Well, give it to me.
What are you opening it for?
321
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,139
It's already open now.
322
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,557
She's my friend.
323
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:31,311
"Hi, Larry, sorry about
the jacket, Marla."
324
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,146
There's a check.
325
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,357
What? A check?
326
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,235
$150?
327
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,529
Wow!
328
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,739
Boy.
329
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,616
- You don't see that very often.
- What's that?
330
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,701
Well, somebody does something wrong
331
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,952
and then they make up for it
332
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,663
with something like this.
333
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,373
This is quite a gesture.
334
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,667
I had her pegged all wrong,
I think.
335
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,294
I guess I should keep it, right?
336
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,671
I got news for you, sometimes
you rip up these checks
337
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,173
it screws up the books.
338
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,675
- Yeah.
- It does, honestly.
339
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,552
I'll keep the check.
340
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,681
It can really screw up the
books, these things.
341
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,058
- Well, I-I...
- Really nice.
342
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,018
I'm impressed that you even realize
343
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,477
what a nice gesture that is.
344
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,438
Well, you know,
I'm apologizing all the time
345
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,731
telling people I'm sorry.
346
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,899
I know when I've done something wrong.
347
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,108
I'm not afraid to apologize.
348
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,485
Most people, I have to say
349
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,278
and my mother always
used to tell me this
350
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,280
"Most people aren't like you, Larry.
351
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,407
"'Most people are not like you.'
352
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,743
You're special."
353
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,745
You know?
Everybody's not like me.
354
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,913
Yeah. No, they're not, no.
355
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,164
I recognize when I do something wrong.
356
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,665
I say, "I'm sorry."
357
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,919
It's the big...
You know, you give it up.
358
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,337
You do something wrong, you say it.
359
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,589
That's what she did.
That's what that check is about.
360
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,760
I know, I know.
And I-I... Listen.
361
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,886
This makes me feel so much better
362
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,013
to know how you feel about Marla now.
363
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,265
So when we go to their wedding,
it's not gonna be weird.
364
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,476
- It will be comfortable.
- It'll be comfortable.
365
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,852
Yeah.
366
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,564
And I have to say
367
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,650
I thought it was very touching
368
00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,778
how sensitive you were
about Oscar today.
369
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:07,448
Oh, come on. It's Oscar, man.
370
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,533
- Oh.
- I know, but I just...
371
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:11,369
I don't usually see you...
372
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,496
I don't know...
373
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,834
So... kind of in touch
with your emotions and...
374
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,585
- Really?
- Willing to...
375
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,379
I mean, you'd have to be inhuman
376
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,965
not to feel something
in a moment like that.
377
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,510
The poor dog is fighting
for his life, you know
378
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,263
{\an8}and I love that dog, I mean...
379
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,015
{\an8}If anything ever happened
to him, I-I don't know...
380
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,059
{\an8}- I don't know what I'd do.
- Oh.
381
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,812
{\an8}I'm sure I'd figure
something out, but, uh...
382
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,522
Larry.
383
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,066
I love that freaking dog.
384
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,235
- You know?
- I know.
385
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,115
Huh. Hey, whoa, Nelson.
386
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,495
What you got, what you got
up your sleeve here?
387
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,581
I don't know.
What you got up your sleeve?
388
00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,668
Am I detecting a little...
daytime sex here?
389
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,171
Is that what this is about?
390
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,340
Daytime sex?
I love daytime sex.
391
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,217
Then you can just go on
with the rest of the day.
392
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,304
- As if nothing happen...
- Okay, okay, okay.
393
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,889
[Larry] Mm.
394
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,396
[Susie] Oscar!
395
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,315
Oscar, where the fuck are you?
396
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,066
Alright, well, Jeff, look
in the garden shed.
397
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,693
He's got to be somewhere.
398
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,528
- Oscar! Larry!
- I'm looking!
399
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,363
Have you seen Oscar?
Was he outside?
400
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,656
- No.
- He's missing!
401
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,116
- Oscar's missing?
- Yes, he's missing.
402
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,451
He was sedated.
You know?
403
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,119
We sedated him yesterday at the vet.
404
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,164
He was lying in the backyard
and now he's gone.
405
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,249
He could barely walk two steps... Jeff!
406
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,585
I don't know. I don't know.
I've looked everywhere.
407
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,920
- Huh!
- I have no idea.
408
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,588
I mean, maybe somebody kidnapped him.
409
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,548
No one's gonna kidnap a sedated dog.
410
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,717
Well, where the fuck is he, Jeff?
411
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,677
God! Oscar!
412
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,597
This is crazy.
413
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,684
- You know what?
- What?
414
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,646
- I have a Korean bookie.
- Yeah?
415
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,231
When he was over at the
house the other day...
416
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,567
- Yeah?
- He saw Oscar there.
417
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,611
He was kind of drooling
over him a little bit.
418
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,571
So? He likes my dog.
419
00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:14,450
Well, you know it's not a myth.
420
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,327
They do eat dogs.
421
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,162
- They eat dogs?
- Yeah.
422
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,747
Some Koreans eat dogs.
423
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,666
- Ugh!
- Well, you know what?
424
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,167
- What?
- I gotta go over there now.
425
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,335
He's got a flower shop.
426
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,170
I gotta pay off my knick loss.
427
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,047
I'll suss it out.
I'll feel it out.
428
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,674
I'm sure he didn't eat your dog... No.
429
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,259
I shouldn't have even
brought it up. Crazy.
430
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,301
You shouldn't have brought it up.
431
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,469
That made me a little...
432
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,762
No, no, don't... forget it.
433
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,472
Alright, forgotten.
434
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,392
He didn't kidnap and eat your dog, okay?
435
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,018
Don't, don't worry about it.
436
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,153
[Sung] Oh.
437
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,613
No, Marla. I got it taken care of.
438
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,782
The beach is a good idea.
439
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,701
Yeah, tell Mark I said hi.
440
00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:00,538
Okay. Bye.
441
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,832
Who has a wedding on the beach?
442
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,251
- Mark and Marla?
- Yes, you know them?
443
00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,086
- I'm going to the wedding.
- You're gonna be there?
444
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,713
- Yeah!
- I see you there!
445
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,506
- What are you doing?
- Flower, dumb-dumb.
446
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,592
- You're doing the flowers?
- The wedding need flowers.
447
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:13,801
Huh. Huh.
448
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,344
Will you say hi to me
or you gonna dis me?
449
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,555
- No, I don't dis people.
- Okay, okay.
450
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,140
I owe you, I owe you money.
451
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,142
- Yes.
- Okay.
452
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,311
- Here we go.
- Uh, okay.
453
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:28,232
Unbelievable.
I'm... I don't have the cash.
454
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,734
How come you never have cash, Larry?
455
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,736
I'm sorry, Sung. I'm sorry.
456
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,863
- No, I see you on the...
- Never happen again, I promise.
457
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,948
- But listen. Know what I got?
- What?
458
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,199
I got a check.
459
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:41,244
From Marla, made out to me for $150.
460
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:42,747
I'll sign it right over to you.
461
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,707
- Okay, last time.
- Last time, Sung.
462
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,375
- I'm sorry, I promise.
- 'Cause I like you, okay.
463
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,836
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
464
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,172
- Okay.
- I know where you live.
465
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,427
- Oh, you know what?
- What?
466
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:59,347
- You know who I'm liking?
- I have a feeling.
467
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,516
No, not liking.
Not liking, Sung, loving.
468
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,393
- Who? Huh?
- Loving.
469
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,356
Celtics!
470
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,523
I knew it, 'cause I think
the same thing as you!
471
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,443
- How did you know that?
- You're going to win!
472
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,445
I think it.
You're gonna win.
473
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,739
- $300 on the Celtics.
- Winner.
474
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,115
Let's pick 'em. I love 'em.
475
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,492
- Yes.
- I love 'em.
476
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:20,868
- How does it feel?
- I love the Celtics.
477
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,161
It feels good, huh?
478
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,913
- Yeah.
- Yes.
479
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,542
Oh, mm-hmm.
480
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:34,882
- What are you eating, Sung?
- Larry, this is fresh meat.
481
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,218
It's quite delectable.
482
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,053
What kind of meat?
483
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,388
The best kind.
484
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,265
Only the best for Sung.
485
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,059
So I don't know if you're
aware of this or not
486
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,522
but, uh... Oscar's missing.
487
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,148
Oh, that's too bad.
He's a good dog.
488
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,484
- Yeah, he's a good dog. Yeah.
- Yes.
489
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:57,905
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about it, would you?
490
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,907
Uh, no, Larry.
491
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,993
Huh. Are you sure?
492
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,286
Yes.
493
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,090
Okay.
494
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,301
See you at the wedding.
495
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,395
So, uh, I saw that car
you hit the other day
496
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,688
in the parking lot.
497
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,482
- Heineman's car?
- Yeah.
498
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,984
What the... Heineman's here?
499
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,278
I didn't see him.
I just saw the car.
500
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,821
What the hell is he doing here?
501
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,323
No idea.
502
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,744
- What's with the hat?
- What? I'm married.
503
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,954
- I can wear whatever I want.
- It does look ridiculous.
504
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,830
You look like you should be
pulling a rickshaw of some sort.
505
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:51,375
- I could care less, yeah.
- But nonetheless...
506
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,835
Boy, I tell you something
507
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,254
this is one hell of a titty festival.
508
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,630
They're all over the place.
509
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,424
Big bosoms everywhere you look.
510
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,134
- You know what it is?
- What?
511
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,762
Mark obviously invited
a lot of his clients.
512
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,805
Of course, of course!
513
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,641
He gave them all boobs jobs,
invited his clients.
514
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,144
Oh, hey, there's Sung, my bookie.
515
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:14,148
- What happened with Oscar?
- Nothing. Forget that.
516
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,192
Is that Heineman's daughter? Yeah.
517
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,068
No wonder why the car's there.
518
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,154
- Look at the...
- Jesus, look at the size of...
519
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,114
- What has she done?
- Holy shit.
520
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,534
Heineman told me that he took the
money I gave him, the $1,500
521
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,286
and gave it to his daughter
and didn't tell me why.
522
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,790
He said she needed it for something.
523
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,416
I paid for those things.
524
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,377
You paid for those giant fake titties.
525
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,837
Come on, man. What is that?
526
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,714
What's up with that?
527
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,803
Okay, talk to you soon.
Alright, bye-bye.
528
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,724
- Wow.
- Hello.
529
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,100
Hello.
530
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,978
How are you?
531
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,189
I'm fine, thank you.
532
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,233
You've undergone quite a transformation
533
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,193
since the last time I saw you.
534
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,403
Yes, my father thought
it would bring more joy
535
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,821
to my social interactions.
536
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,782
Really? Is that what he thought?
537
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,827
- Yes.
- Let me just say this, okay?
538
00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:09,703
"Less is more."
539
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,455
I think you went a
little... too big on it.
540
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:13,749
It's just my opinion.
541
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,542
Well, thank you for your opinion.
542
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,919
But we thought they would be festive
543
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,420
if they were appropriately sized.
544
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,713
The-they're festive, man.
545
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,882
That's a festival if I ever saw one.
546
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,676
I don't know what kind of
guy you're going after
547
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,302
with those things, but
you're not gonna get
548
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,929
somebody like me,
I can tell you that.
549
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,265
Oh, well, oh, God.
550
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,933
Alright, whatever.
551
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,560
- Good luck with them.
- Thank you.
552
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,061
- I hope it works out.
- It's been working out.
553
00:22:35,186 --> 00:22:38,148
- Really?
- Yes, it has, absolutely.
554
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:40,025
- Hey.
- Hey, Larry.
555
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,653
- Is this your handiwork?
- It sure is, yeah.
556
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,029
- Yeah.
- 'One of my best patients.
557
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,281
- Really?
- Yeah.
558
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:46,657
- How are you?
- I'm good, thank you.
559
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,157
- Everything is great?
- They feel great, yeah.
560
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,702
My lumbar section of the
back hurts a little.
561
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,244
You went a little big on it, didn't you?
562
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:53,414
What, were you drunk at the
time you did this thing?
563
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:54,623
He thinks they're too big.
564
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,208
This is completely natural, Larry.
565
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,751
- It's proportionate to my body.
- Maybe it's natural...
566
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,420
It's natural at a freak
show maybe you know?
567
00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:00,880
I don't think so.
I think they're perfect.
568
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,590
Not very subtle.
569
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,965
It's not about subtlety, Larry
570
00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:06,051
it's about excellence and confidence.
571
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,095
- I paid for them, by the way.
- Excuse me?
572
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,599
Yeah, I gave your father a
check for the car, $1,500.
573
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,101
- He gave it to you for this.
- Not all of it.
574
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,270
My check, my check paid for those.
575
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:17,396
That's where my money's going.
576
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,606
Maybe covered the left
577
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,148
the bottom portion of the left half.
578
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,651
Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
579
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,364
Excuse me.
580
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,907
You wouldn't happen to know
the score of the Celtic game
581
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,200
last night, would you?
582
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:33,369
Uh... Celtics lost by three.
583
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,332
Man!
584
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:39,042
Why can't I catch a break
on this shit? Oh!
585
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,086
- What's the matter with him?
- I don't know.
586
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,674
Larry? Larry, what's wrong?
587
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,218
I just told him the Celtics lost.
588
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,982
Oh, I think I'll... get my coat.
589
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,443
I'm getting a little chilly.
590
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,703
Mark, do you take this woman, Marla
591
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:16,622
to be your lawfully wedded wife
592
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:20,751
to have and to hold until
death do you part?
593
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,044
I do.
594
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,172
And do you, Marla take this man, Mark
595
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,508
to be your lawfully wedded husband
596
00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,636
to have and to hold in
sickness and in health
597
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:33,513
until death do you part?
598
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,185
You have got to be kidding me.
599
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,063
- Honey, is there a problem?
- What?
600
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,648
Where's the new jacket, Larry?
601
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,734
There... I didn't buy a new jacket.
602
00:24:46,859 --> 00:24:49,696
I sent you $150.
Did you receive it?
603
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,991
- Yeah.
- Where's the new jacket?
604
00:24:52,116 --> 00:24:54,076
Well, I didn't buy a new jacket.
It's my money.
605
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,078
I can kind of do whatever
I want with it, no?
606
00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,913
No, that was my money
I gave to you
607
00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,124
to replace the soiled jacket.
608
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,500
{\an8}I told him he should buy a jacket...
609
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,917
{\an8}First of all, you destroyed my jacket.
610
00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:04,670
{\an8}Before he sees you again.
611
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,548
I don't need to buy a new
jacket just 'cause you say.
612
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:10,634
Did you read the memo of the
check I sent you, Larry?
613
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,470
It said, "Replace fleece jacket."
614
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:15,055
"'Replace fleece jacket."'
615
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,684
I might have said...
I can do whatever I like.
616
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,519
It's my money!
617
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,230
Unbelievable.
618
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,606
Have you ever tasted anything
like this in your life?
619
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,359
- No.
- It's fantastic.
620
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,487
Mm! This is unbelievable.
621
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:31,864
I've never tasted anything like it.
622
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:32,823
What is this dish?
623
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,407
What you're talking about this?
624
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:35,659
- Yeah.
- It's bulgogi.
625
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,161
The Korean florist brought it.
626
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,829
It's delicious.
627
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:44,209
Oh, boy!
628
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:47,254
Oscar!
629
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,382
Hey, the bulgogi's Oscar!
630
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,552
You're eating a dog!
You're eating a dog!
631
00:26:07,523 --> 00:26:09,984
Water! Water!
632
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,405
Drink of water here!
633
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,951
[Susie] We're eating Oscar!
634
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,857
[Larry] Holy shit, it's Oscar!
635
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:52,361
Larry! Larry!
636
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:53,946
You alright?
637
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,196
Yeah.
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