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Well thanks for-thanks for coming over.

- Ah, you know, please.
- You've been...

You look fantastic.

- Look at you.
- Really?

You never looked better in your life.

- Thank you.
- You're a lucky man.

You're a blessed man.

Well, you know,
I took, uh...

I took care of myself.

I was never an alcoholic
or a drug addict

or never slept with a lot strange women.

Although I wanted to, they
wouldn't. You know...

I need a kidney, man.

Where am I gonna find
someone who loves me

enough just to give me a kidney?

Come on, you took the test.
You're a match.

Are you gonna give me the kidney or not?

- Wha-what...
- I'm struggling to...

Well, what's wrong with Louis Lewis?

I mean, he's-he's in this
coma in the hospital.

How long can he go on?

- And he's family.
- He's in a coma.

Comas are unpredictable
for Christ's sake.

Who the hell fucking knows?

Family.
Fuck family.

You know, and you know
what's pissing me off?

I'm so low on that list, that
kidney transplant list.

It's so unfair.

Look at the Mick.
I mean, the Mick...

I love the guy.
We were friends.

Mantle got his liver just like that.

- Boom.
- Yeah.

Well, if you were a
little bigger celebrity

you'd be on the top of the list too.

Jesus Christ.

By the way, that...
See that ball?

That's the 500th home
run that the Mick hit.

- Really?
- Yeah, and I'm leaving it.

- It's in my will. It's yours.
- No kidding.

Yeah, it's worth about
20 grand, I mean...

- What?
- And you get the money too.

I'm giving you the bread and the ball.

Hey.

Hey, remember in the camp,
when you used to do

the Mick, uh, do the Mick
rounding the bases.

Yeah, right.

That's Mickey's run.
Yep, you're great.

- Huh? Mickey Mantle.
- Yeah, that's Mantle.

- Well, I'm gonna take off.
- When are you coming back?

- Yeah, I'll come back.
- Soon?

Yeah.

And let me ask you a question.

You like this sweater?
How's it look?

You know, if you're doing an
Andy Williams summer show.

See, you still
got your sense of humor.

You still got it.

I love you, Larry.
I really love you.

And if my cousin stays in that coma

I'm depending on you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I'm Lisa, his nurse.
- Oh, hi, I'm Larry.

It was nice of him to give
you his ball like that.

The ball, yeah.
That's was very nice.

- It was very good.
- Yeah.

Hey, I wanted to tell you, you know?

We have a mutual acquaintance.
I know Jeff.

- You know Jeff?
- I do. Yeah, yeah.

We actually dated a little bit.

- Really?
- Yeah, not too long.

But, uh, yeah. - Wow.

So did you have a good time with him?

Well, until things got,
you know, intimate

it was fun.
You know, he's--

He's kind of a "Slam,
bam, thank you, ma'am"

kind of guy, right?

- No, not really at all.
- No? Oh.

No. No slamming, no bamming.

- Oh.
- No thanking the ma'am.

He was a little... It was
short-lived, was the problem.

He was like that.

I mean, it was dark, but honest to God

it was like that.

What, are you kidding?

Uh, no, I'm not kidding.

- Jeff?
- Yeah.

Very small, very small.

It was like a peanut.
That little--

All right, this is a very...

You know, way too much
information here, okay?

I actually thought you knew,
would've known that.

How can I know such a thing?

I just would think that that's something

that friends, men would talk about.

No, nobody ever talks about that.

- Really?
- No.

Sorry about that.

I don't even know what
to say to you, but...

I'll see you around,
I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

- Huh.
- Yeah.

Comas are very unpredictable.

Could wake up in five seconds,
five minutes, five years!

You don't know.
You just don't know.

They're unpredictable.

- Oh! Didn't even tell you!
- What?

Ran into somebody you went out with.

- Who?
- She's Lewis's nurse.

- Lisa Thompson?
- Yeah, you had a little, uh...

A little thing, yeah.

Little thing with her, didn't you?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hmm...

- Didn't work out.
- Yeah.

She told me you had, uh, you know, uh...

What?

No, no, no.

- Big vagina?!
- Gigantic vagina!

- What?
- Biggest vagina known to man!

- Huge!
- You're kidding.

Are you telling me the truth?

It's gigantic. Gigantic.

So why is she going around
making this accusation?

Because maybe she's afraid
that you'll find out

she has a big vagina. Why would
would she even do that?

- I don't even know.
- Nipping it in the bud?

How dare she?
I'll tell you what.

I bet you there's a ton
of guys out there

who've been labeled with "Small penis."

- I bet you 50%--
- It's the vagina, isn't it?

- And it's the big vagina.
- Yeah.

Think of it biologically.

Why should there be as many big vaginas

as there are small penises, right?

These big vagina ladies are getting away

with murder.
Something should be done.

I don't know what can be done
but something should be done.

You know what, we're a hell
of a lot more discrete

than they are, right? They can't
do this enough, can they?

Oh, they love it.
They love it.

They love this thing.
Well, you know what?

This is me from now on.

Yeah.

[Jeff] Hello, Doctor.

Oh. Hi, Doctor.

How's he doing?

You know how's he doing.

I'm on to you, Mr. David.

Excuse me?

The frequent visits

the questions about organs.

Come on, I'm not crazy.
I'm Chief of Staff here.

I know what's going on.

What's going on?

I think you've been waiting
for this man to die

so you can get one of his
organs, preferably his kidney

so you won't have to give up one

so that Mr. Lewis can get it.

What kind of person would
do something like that?

I think you know what kind of
person would do that, Mr. David.

- A kind of person like me?!
- Yes.

That's pretty good, pretty good work.

- Thank you, thank you.
- He got me.

Good job, doctor.
I think you got me.

I got ya.

By the way, my, uh,
in-laws can't go skiing

so I've got an opening for you
and Cheryl if you want it.

- Why would I go skiing?
- Come on.

No, it's a big schlep.

Hey...

...isn't that George Lopez?

- He had a kidney transplant.
- Right.

Right, right, right, right.

- Huh?
- Get some inside information?

- Hey, George.
- What's going on, Larry?

- How're you doing?
- Good.

- How are you?
- I'm good, brother.

This is Jeff Greene, my manager.

- Hey, Jeff. George Lopez.
- Pleasure.

- How's it going?
- Good.

Feel great, better than I
have ever in my life.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I had a kidney transplant.
My wife gave it to me.

Changed my whole life, man.

I mean, without it,
I don't even know

if I'd be alive to tell you the truth.

You know, uh,
Richard Lewis needs one.

I didn't know that.
Ooh, man poor Richard. Wow.

Well, he's got to go to his
family or his friends.

Somebody's gotta step up.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- That's true.
- Like a five-year waiting list.

So-so what do you think he should do?

'Cause he's like on the
bottom of the list.

Well, if you're the bottom
of the list, you're fucked.

- Wow.
- But you know what?

Look, I've heard that
the guy who's the head

of the kidney consortium
can be gotten to.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean, he really
takes care of his friends.

Buddy up to him.

Kiss his ass. Who knows?

Probably move
Richard up the list.

- Really?
- Wow.

Yeah. Alright, I got to get blood drawn.

- Nice meeting you, George.
- Nice to meet you, Jeff.

- Take care, dude.
- Take care.

Oh, hey, George.
What's his name?

Ben Heineman.

- With an E or a Y?
- With an E.

[Larry] Hey, Mr. Jones.

There's actually something
else you could do for me too.

- Really?
- Unrelated to the adoption.

[Larry] I need some information
about a Ben Heineman.

"Ben Heineman."

He's the head of the kidney consortium.

Anything you can find out

about his guy would be fantastic.

- H-E-I-N-E-M-A-N.
- Yeah, I got it.

Well, "Heineman" could be spelled
a couple different ways.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Oh, this is my wife.
- I'm Cheryl.

This is Omar Jones.

- Private investigator.
- Oh, right.

He's working on the
whole adoption thing.

Yeah. I'm making some
great headway also.

- Oh, fantastic.
- Okay.

Couple of weeks, you should know
something very definitive.

- Great.
- Great, okay.

- Enjoy your day.
- Thank you. You too.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

I, uh...

I got you something.

Wow! New jacket?

It's nice, right?
Yeah.

Yes, I needed this.

You're gonna need it when we go
skiing with Susie and Jeff.

Skiing? Are you kidding?

Come on, that's out.
I nixed that.

Look, you don't have to ski.

You can sit in the inside
and enjoy the snow.

I'm not going up to that lodge.

- Come on, man.
- Why?

Too much schlepping.
I'm not...

He left something here.
What is this?

"Edible Undies?"

Oh, dear.

[Larry] Okay, big Yankee
fan. He's an Orthodox Jew.

Alright, what else you got?

Drives a gold Cadillac.

License plate number 2-F-A-N-3-2-1.

Okay, thank you.

- Hey.
- Hey.

So Omar Jones, the private investigator?

He got me some information
about the head

of the kidney consortium.

- Guess what.
- What?

- He's an Orthodox Jew.
- You're kidding.

No. So...

What needs to be done here is that

I need to somehow befriend this guy.

I need to get close to
him quickly. Right?

Yeah. How're you gonna do that?

If I could save his life or something.

Uh-huh.

You know, like,
Bad example, okay? Not this.

You know, you pushed
him off a building...

- I push him off the building.
- And I saved him.

- And you would catch him.
- And I catch him.

He would be indebted to me for life.

He would do anything
I asked him

like put my friend on the
top of the kidney list.

And at no point he says to you

"Hey, what about the fat guy

that just threw me off the roof?"

- No. No.
- That would never come up.

I said it's bad version.
You know, bad version.

- Really bad version.
- But I need to save his life.

It's gotta be something like that.

Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well...

- This isn't bad.
- What?

- That's it.
- The Cadillac?

[Larry] The gold--the
gold Cadillac. See it?

- Uh-huh.
- Go check the license.

Yeah, that's it.

Ready?

Yeah, as ready as I'm gonna be.

Whenever you want, go ahead.

- This is crazy. Let's go.
- Alright.

[Jeff groans] Alright.

It's like you didn't even hit it.

[Larry] Alright, let's try it again.

You try it again.
I don't want whiplash.

No. You do it.

- Keep a lookout.
- I'm keeping a lookout.

- Anybody coming?
- No, we're fine.

Oh, my God.

[Jeff] Here, come on. Be careful.

- Oh, my God.
- Aah!

Are you alright?

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I think I'm okay.

Holy shit, it's all over your
glasses, your whole face.

Oh, my God.

Oh, well, there, you did it.

- It worked.
- Yes.

[Larry] Alright, good.

Let's get out of here.
Come on.

- Mr...
- Mr. David?

- Mr. Heineman.
- How are you, sir?

What a great, great
pleasure to meet you.

Well, it's nice to meet you.

- Sit down, please.
- Thank you.

- So?
- I'm sorry.

I'm-I'm a little late.

Uh, you know...

- It's not a big problem.
- Yeah.

Eh.

What a mitzvah it was for you
to leave that note on my car.

Well, how could I do
anything less than that?

I'd have to be a sociopath
to hit somebody's car

and then-and then go away into the night

as if nothing happened.

- Thank you, thank you.
- What happened?

I was listening to Jewish radio

and they were talking about Israel

and I got so worked up
I lost control of my car.

- May I offer you some lunch?
- Please.

Morty, menus, please.

It's kosher, you know that.

Oh, let's see.
Wait a second.

Hello?
No, no no, no, no.

Uh, thank you, thank you
for that invitation

but I cannot go to the
baseball game on the Sabbath.

I'm sorry.
It's impossible.

I'll take a rain check, however.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, okay.

I'd love to go to the game,
but not on the Sabbath.

The Yankees are playing and I would

I would kill to go down there.

- You're a Yankee fan?
- Oh, am I a Yankee fan?

I'm a huge Yankee fan.

- I love the Yankees.
- You love the Yankees?

There's so many times when the Yankees

were playing in Anaheim

that I've so much wanted
to go to see it.

I-I even cheat by watching
it on television.

I shouldn't do that.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Shh.

There are two things in
my life that I love.

Besides family and my work,
I love baseball.

Love baseball, especially the Yankees.

I love to ski.

My yarmulke almost fell off,
I'm so taken aback.

What?

Skiing.
You said skiing?

Yeah. Well, I'm not that
good, but I like--

I'm not so good myself...

- But I love it.
- You love it?

Oh, it's my favorite
thing to do in life.

Isn't that a wonderful coincidence?

- I have a little ski lodge.
- Really?

Yes, I would love to
invite you to go skiing.

My goodness, what a wonderful gesture.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Welcome back.
- So...

You know, I spoke to our mutual friend.

Oh, good.
Did you say hello for me?

- I did.
- Oh, great, thank you.

I did say hello, and...

...I couldn't help but mention the...

...the whole kind of small penis thing.

- It came out.
- Oh, my gosh, was he upset?

Not at all, not at all.

- No.
- Really?

In fact he had a completely different

take on it than you.

He said the problem didn't
lie with his small penis

but rather... with your big vagina.

- Is that what he did?
- Yeah.

- Big.
- This is my vagina?

Huge. Huge.

Are you kidding?
I don't have a big vagina.

- You got the huge vagina.
- Oh, do I?

You're blaming the small penis.

You got the huge vagina.
It's not necessary.

You know, I made a little...
You're the one that egged it--

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Hmm.

This guy is the head of the
whole kidney consortium.

I can get you to the top of the list.

I'm not kidding.

I got him eating out of my hand.

He's going skiing with me.

Holy shit.
That would be unbelievable!

You know what would really cinch it?

He's a Yankee fan, big
Mickey Mantle fan.

Let me give him the Mickey Mantle ball.

You're out of your fucking mind?
What, you don't want it?

- I'm nuts?
- You don't want it anymore?

Give that guy the Mickey Mantle ball

it's done, it's over.

Alright, give it to him.
Give it to him.

- Hey.
- What?

- Where's the ball?
- I don't know.

What?
Look, maybe it rolled off.

Look behind the picture.

- Is it there?
- No.

- You're kidding me.
- No.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, Mickey.

Goddamn it!

Oh, shit.

- Who's been here?
- Who's been here?

Lisa, the nurse and a couple
of close friends and you.

It's no way my friends
are gonna take anything

and her I see her leave
with the same uniform.

She has no pockets,
I mean, I mean, if she

if she hid a ball in there

it would look like an elephant tumor.

Unless...

Oh, hey.

There was a Mickey Mantle ball

his 500th home run right over over there

and it's... missing.

Have you seen it?

No, I have not.

Hmm, it's kind of curious, given that

nobody else has been in the house

save for a few friends.

Could a ball worth an excess of $20,000

just disappear into thin air?

Wanna tell me what you're driving at?

I'll tell you what I'm driving at.

I submit you took that baseball

stashed it in your
unusually large vagina

and walked right on out of here!

- Let me tell you something.
- Yeah?

- This bread...
- Good bread, right?

My second piece. I'm surprised
you're even letting me.

The bread and the croutons.

Hey, by the way, have you
seen my cell phone?

- No.
- No?

- You can't find it?
- No. No, it's gone.

We'll look again when we get home.

I don't know what happened to it.

Oh, remember, you invited
me to the ski lodge?

- Yeah.
- I've changed my mind.

- Gonna go?
- Really?

- We... I'd like to go.
- Great--

You didn't tell me that.
Ohh!

We're gonna have a great time
skiing, snowboarding maybe.

I would love to try snowboarding.

Yeah, I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna take a lesson.

- We'll take a lesson.
- Yes, we'll take a lesson!

- Okay, good.
- That's fun.

- You'll like that.
- Oh, my gosh.

- Yeah.
- I'm not gonna snowboard.

Oh, and I hope you don't mind,
but, ahem... I've also

taken the liberty, with your permission

of inviting an Orthodox
Jew and his daughter.

Wait, what do you mean, an Orthodox

just an Orthodox Jew and his daughter?

Where? To stay in the-in
the chalet with us?

- Okay.
- The guy?

- The guy, yeah.
- What guy?

Okay, he's the head of
the kidney consortium

and I'm trying to get Richard
Lewis moved up on the list.

Let's be realistic.

You're trying to get
Lewis moved up on the list

or you're trying to
save your own kidney?

Alright, either way,
what's the difference?

Alright, let's just be clear
here on what it's about.

Okay, so fine,
I don't want to give my...

No, I don't want to give my own kidney.

Forget the whole thing.

I don't want my kidney.
I don't care.

- You know what--
- He can have my kidney.

I'll-I'll walk around
with a dialysis machine.

That will be fine! That's fine.

Don't worry about it.

If you gotta do it, you gotta do it.

- It is okay. Fine.
- Thank you. Thank you.

We don't really have a choice.
You invited them.

[Jeff] We don't have a
choice, but you know what?

- It's a mitzvah.
- You spend time with them.

[Susie] I'm not spending time with them.

Unfortunately, that's not

that's not the worst of the situation.

[Jeff] What?

[Larry] She's a wonderful
cook, isn't she?

My Susie?

Isn't she, isn't she some cook?

How did you two meet?

[Larry] interesting, interesting.

Uh, we met at a Hillel
mixer, a function.

- Oh, in college?
- Yes, as singles.

And he was there trying to pick
up every girl imaginable.

I was pretty swinging in those days.

- Yes.
- I was in the band, okay?

The girls were pretty
interested, you know?

With the guitar, they liked that.

- Not true, not true.
- Like a rock band?

Jewish folk music,
Jewish folk songs.

Oh, like what songs?

Um, "gefilte Fish Blues."

Um, "My Freaking Back is Killing Me

and it's Making it
Hard to Kvell."

Uh, what was the name of your band?

- The Hipsters.
- Yes, it was The Hipsters.

- Larry David and the Hipsters.
- Yeah.

And then, I left the Hipsters

and I just became Larry David.

And the Hipsters went out on their own

and they became quite successful.

[Susie] Yes, but I was not
attracted to him from the band.

Honestly,
I-I felt sorry for him.

- Why?
- That was the...

It was an attraction out of pity

'cause I'm always the one

to take in stray animals,
you know, that's--

You remind me a little of my wife.

Oh, how lovely.

I would like to meet her at some point.

Well, she's passed away
a number of years ago.

- Six years.
- Six years? Difficult.

Eh, eh.

[Larry] So, anyway, enough about us.

What, what do you do?

I'm the head of a foundation

that finds kidneys for,
uh, needy recipients.

[Rachel] It's global.

A very, very dear friend of
mine actually need a kidney

and he's on the bottom of the list.

Richard Lewis, perhaps
you've heard of him.

- Yes, I have.
- Wonderful comedian.

- Wears black all the time.
- Yes, yeah.

I would give him my own kidney

if only we were a match,
but unfortunately that's

alas, that is not the case.

It's God's will.

Excuse me?

What the fuck?
What are you doing?

What do you think you're doing?

What are you doing in bed with me?

- Yeah, my back hurts.
- I don't give a shit.

Do you think I care about your back?

You know how much I've done for
you already this weekend?

- Get the fuck out of bed.
- It's cold.

Get the fuck out of bed!

- What's that smell?
- What? Eggs.

What? Bacon?

What, are you crazy?
You're making bacon?

- Why?
- Why?

- What?
- Huh?

People don't eat bacon.
What, are you nuts?

These are kosher people.
Kosher, you know what that is.

Well, they don't have to eat it.

How'd you do last night?

I did fine.
How'd you do?

I missed you, honey.

[Cheryl] I missed you too.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Uh, were these not the plates

we ate the pot roast on last night?

They are the same plates,
but they've been washed.

What?

I shouldn't be having dairy
on these kind of plates.

You know, as you know,
the dairy and the meat

are on two separate plates.

That's a necessary rule of being kosher.

Where are the milchig plates?
Where are they?

- The milchig plates!
- Where are they?

The milchig plates...

Well, they should be in the cabinet.

You were told about the milchig
plates, were you not?

Okay. Well, I'm sorry about the uh--

That's, that's fine, I have to
bury the plate and we'll--

You're gonna do what?

You have to bury the plate.

Why would you bury a plate?

Why would you bury a plate?

Tell her.

You have to bury the plate to purify it.

- It has to go underground.
- Purify. You have to purify.

[Rachel] I'm sure you probably
have a whole set of china

in your backyard.

You can't just wash it
and call it a day?

[Rachel] Uh, no, no, we can't,
unless you want me starve tonight.

No, no, you can't wash it
and call it a day, no.

That's not how it works.

Do you wanna bury it as
the man of the house?

- Nah, you bury.
- Please, respect--

You bury, you bury.

It's a little early for burying.

I don't like to bury before coffee.

- Do I smell bacon?
- Bacon?

- Well--
- No. Oh, I was a little gassy.

I lit a match.

You are a guest in this house.

[Cheryl] Larry, come on.

Larry.

Well, get off my skis.

How about coming for one more run?

Oh, sweetheart,
I'm finished.

Come on, we have time for one more.

Whoa-ho.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- New world record.
- Whoa!

- Hello, Ben.
- Hello.

- Hello, Rachel.
- Hi, Larry.

- Boy, that was hard.
- Huh?

- How much fun is this?
- I'm having a good time.

Isn't this fun?

But I'm going home now
because I'm bushed.

[Rachel] I'm gonna go for another run.

- Go, go, sweetheart, go.
- Alright.

Why don't you go with her?
You got time for one more run.

- One more?
- Go ahead.

- Alright, one more run.
- I'm actually--

- I'm just gonna go back.
- No, there's time.

- We're losing time.
- No, no, it's fine.

- I'm tired.
- Ah, one more run.

- One more.
- We'll do one more.

- Rachel, uh...
- He'll keep you company.

Larry, Larry, incidentally

the thing we were discussing earlier.

I'm thinking about it and I

I think I can actually help your friend.

I think I can move him up on the list.

I'm fainting.
I'm-I'm gonna faint.

- Well, don't do that.
- I'm going to faint.

It's a pleasure to do it for you.

I know where you're going when he dies.

Right, right upstairs, he's going.

- Right upstairs.
- God bless you.

You're taking an escalator up there.

God bless you.
Now you two kids go.

- Go ski.
- Rachel, come, come.

What do people have against whistlers?

Can you answer me this question?

I think it's annoying.

[Larry] I think it's 'cause they
don't like to see people happy.

And who can blame them?
It's like a happy couple.

Is there anything more
disgusting than that?

[Larry] You know what
I find very interesting?

I can't draw to save my life

but yet,
I'm a very good doodler.

- Don't you think that's ironic?
- It's somewhat ironic.

[Larry] Hey, when we
get back to the lodge

how about you and I have a
doodling contest, huh?

What do you say?

[Rachel] I'm feeling nauseous right now.

[Rachel] Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

- What's going on?
- Don't worry.

It happens all the time.

Should only be a few minutes.

It's been 15 minutes already.

What's going on?

Shkiyas hachama.
That's what's going on here.

- What?
- Shkiyas hachama.

Sundown.

I can't be here alone
with you after sundown.

Why not?

Because you're a man and
I'm a single woman.

- So?
- So it's not allowed.

- Who says so?
- The law, the Torah says so.

- HaShem says so.
- HaShem?

- Do you know anything?
- No, HaShem, I know.

Anyway, but it's okay.

There's extenuating circumstances here.

No such thing as extenuating
circumstances.

Well, you got another half hour.

It's 5:41 .
Shkiyas hachama is at 5:41.

[Larry] Alright, well,
that's a half hour.

- Fine.
- They'll fix it.

Freezing!

I'm hungry too.

- You hungry?
- Yes, I'm very hungry.

What the heck is this?

What is...

Hey!

Edible underwear!

I must... The private
investigator when I went...

Unreal!

They're not bad.

How much time do we have left?

- Want some?
- No, thank you.

- Take a bite.
- I'm fine, please.

- Take a bite!
- Move that away from me.

Just tell me how much time we have left.

Well I think you got about two minutes.

Oh.

Somebody's gonna have to jump.

- Oh, stop.
- Stop what?

I can't be with you here after sundown!

There's no other way!
Somebody's gonna have to jump!

You're gonna have to jump!

[Rachel] Are you gonna jump?

What, are you fucking nuts?

What?

What are you doing?

- No, don't--
- Hold my phone.

Are you crazy?

Are you insane?

- Yeah?
- Hey, Richard.

- It's me.
- Yeah, hi, Larry.

Listen, what I told you
earlier about the kidney?

- Yeah, yeah.
- It's not gonna happen.

You're shitting me.
Why not?

Uh I can't go into it right now

but trust me, it's just,
it's not gonna work out.

Hey, listen, did I leave my
cell phone in your house?

I don't know.
Did you leave... Did-did...

Did Larry David leave his
cell phone in the house?

- No.
- No.

I'm gonna call my cell phone.

If you hear it ringing,
pick it up, okay?

Fine, fine.