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Alright!
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Happy birthday!
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What'd you wish for?
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- That's personal.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I know what you wished for.
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You don't know what I wished for
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and it's none of your business, really.
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- Oh, I know.
- Oh, really?
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- Yeah, I do.
- What, what, what?
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What did you wish for?
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You know it's-it's a personal thing.
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- It's a wish.
- You wished--
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I don't like to say what I wished for.
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You wished that
Louis Lewis would die
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so you don't have to give up
your own kidney to Richard.
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Yeah, right.
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- That's what it was.
- Yeah.
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- No, it wasn't.
- Yeah, trust me. Oh, yes.
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No. Who-who would do
something like that?
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You! You, that's who, you!
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You think I would wish for
somebody who's in a coma
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who's, who's practically
a vegetable, to-to die
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just so I wouldn't have to
give up my own kidney?
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Okay.
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Let's go.
Open her up.
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Look at this.
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- The guy got me a present, huh?
- It's nice.
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- What a guy!
- Yes, indeed.
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It's good to have a big friend.
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You can really smack him around.
You know, look at that!
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- It doesn't hurt.
- Don't feel a thing.
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Doesn't hurt him, doesn't feel anything.
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- Don't feel a thing.
- Take a pop at him.
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Go ahead, take a pop.
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Take a pop.
Doesn't feel anything.
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- Here, let me help you.
- What are you doing?
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- I got it.
- Come on. I wrapped it.
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- I know how to do it.
- Doesn't matter. It's my gift!
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- It's not a big deal.
- It's my present. Let go.
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- Let go of the package.
- Alright!
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Let go!
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- I know what it is.
- Yes, indeed.
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- I know what it is.
- What is it? What is it?
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It's a green, it's a green sport jacket.
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He has one and I complimented him on it.
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And he-and he remembered what
I said, and he got me this.
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This is the best birthday
I ever had.
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Best birthday a fellow could ever have.
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I noticed that you haven't
contributed anything to--
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I know, my gift is on hold.
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It's, I, I have to confirm something
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before I give it to you. It's...
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- Really?
- No, it's gonna be so good.
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- It's gonna be so good.
- W-when am I going to get it?
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As soon as I have 100% confirmation.
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And you're going to love it.
Just trust me.
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- Aww.
- Yeah, but you'll love it.
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- Come on.
- You're going to love it--
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Try the jacket on.
Let's see you try it on.
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Oh, one second.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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- How are you?
- Alright.
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- How are you?
- Pretty good, pretty good.
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- Mr. Birthday Boy today.
- Oh, you remembered.
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Remember, please.
Who can forget?
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- I can't believe it.
- Oh, you kiddin'?
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Who'd forget this day.
How's your dad?
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He's, you know, he's alright.
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The hearing is going
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and the mind is, you know, it's...
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Oh. This is tragic.
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Because this guy, he was sharp.
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Yeah, but he's not, he forgets things.
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He doesn't remember stuff
anymore, you know.
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Well, at least it's not his hip.
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Because once it's in the
hip, then you're gone.
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They all, they say you're gone.
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- Look who's here.
- Hi, Andy. How are you, pal?
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- Good to see you.
- How are you, Jeffrey?
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Good to see you.
Good to see you.
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I forgot to tell you
something so important.
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Hef invited me to a
party at the mansion.
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- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Want to go to the Playboy Mansion?
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Yeah do I want to?
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Yeah, but can I?
I don't know.
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Come on. We'll be "going
to a movie" or something.
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T-there's no way.
Come on.
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Oh, come on.
You'll have fun.
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I'd love to go.
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I got to go to the bathroom.
Pardon me a sec.
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Oh hey, let me ask you something.
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Did...
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Did your parents ever
mention anything to you
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about me being adopted?
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What?
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When my father was lying
on the hospital bed...
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[Andy] Yeah?
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[Andy] I've never heard
anything like this.
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Nat never said anything
to me, to my mom.
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- Nothing.
- Parents never said anything?
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Nothing. This is wild.
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I hired a private investigator.
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No, you didn't.
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Yeah, I should hear
something pretty soon.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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You know what, Larry?
You're nuts.
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You're out of your mind.
Just leave it alone.
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I'm going to go say hey to Cheryl.
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Oh, good afternoon.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Can I help you?
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Uh, I'm a friend of his cousin.
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- Richard Lewis.
- Oh, yes, yes. Mr. Lewis.
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Yes. Right, yeah.
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Yes, that's too bad.
It's too bad.
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How's he doing?
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Well, unfortunately he's
not doing too well.
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He's in an irreversible coma.
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And as you can see we got him
set up on life support.
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I see, yeah.
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And the, the prognosis isn't good. So--
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- Huh.
- Yeah.
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So...
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...how long do you think he has?
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- I beg your pardon?
- How long do you think he has?
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It's hard to say.
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It could be days, weeks, months.
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Um, there's been cases where patients
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have been in comas for years.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, yeah.
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What do you think you're
leaning more towards
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weeks or months?
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Uh, it's hard to say, uh...
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If you had to pick one.
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Um, I don't know if I could pick one.
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Eh, take a shot.
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No.
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Well...
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[Larry] What happens to
the moustache in a coma?
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- The moustache?
- Yeah, his moustache.
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Um, it continues to grow.
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Uh, there's a lady who
comes in a couple times.
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The hospital has a barber?
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Yeah.
She's a nice lady.
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She clips his moustache,
she does his hair.
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She just works within the hospital or--
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Within the hospital, yes.
Uh-huh.
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We just try and keep him comfortable
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and... you know...
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Seems a pity though, that...
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...these people, like,
they languish like this
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when the soul is crying to...
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Uh, yeah, I guess you could
look at it that way.
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And he's got all these organs
he could be donating.
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You know what I mean?
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- Uh, yeah. I suppose.
- Yeah.
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People they sit here
with their organs and--
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Nice-nice talking to you.
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People who are alive they need the...
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What do you think you're doing?
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What?
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Uh, you pull that plug and I'll tell.
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No, it fell. It fell on the
floor. I'm picking it up.
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- Oh.
- Pulling plugs.
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Where did you get that from?
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Well, you just looked like you
were about to pull the plug.
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You had your hands on it,
you were kind of...
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About to pull the plug?
Are you crazy?
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I heard your conversation.
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So, what, you want this
guy dead or something?
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Listen, that's a very serious
thing you're saying.
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You're practically calling
me a murderer, okay?
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I'm not pulling any plug.
So, come on. Enough of that.
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Okay. I'm willing to
overlook this whole thing.
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Oh, are you? Boy.
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That's very nice of you, thank
you. I appreciate that.
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If... you grant my wish
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that the Make-A-Wish
Foundation turned down.
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- You'll forget about this?
- You agree?
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What-what was this wish
that they wouldn't grant?
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I want to see a naked woman.
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- You want to see a naked woman.
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's your wish?
- Mm-hmm.
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- They wouldn't grant that wish?
- Of course not.
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Imagine going through your whole life
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without seeing a naked woman.
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- Hey, I almost did.
- Hm.
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So you're going to grant my wish?
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Well, you know,
I would love to help you out.
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- What's your name?
- Wilson.
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I'd like to help you out,
Wilson, I really would
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but I don't know any naked women.
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My wife, that's the only one I know.
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- She's perfect.
- She's not gonna do this.
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Why not?
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She's not gonna come in here
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and take her clothes off for you.
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- Take me to your place.
- Forget it.
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I would have to come up with
somebody else, you know?
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Fine. That's your job.
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- I'll think about it. Okay?
- You'll think about it?
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- Yeah.
- You think about it.
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Even if I had someone, how are you gonna
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get out of here anyway?
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Oh, please,
I sneak out all the time.
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Have a nice day.
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Oh, Andy.
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This package is for you.
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Open it up.
What is it?
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I don't know.
It's from Nat.
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- Oh, it's from your father.
- Yeah.
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Look at that.
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He sent me his smoking jacket.
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- Wow.
- Wow. How lovely.
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- Look at that.
- Why would he send this to me?
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But it's beautiful.
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- Wow.
- Okay. Alright.
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You know what this is about?
I'm sorry to tell you this.
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This is probably a-a
birthday gift for me.
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I'll tell you why, 'cause
when we were younger
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whenever it was my birthday
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my father would always
send a gift to him
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so he wouldn't feel left out.
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So, he kind of got confused,
you know, he's not
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he's not the same as he was.
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And he kind of got confused
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and he must have written
your name on it.
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You think that he did
not send this to me?
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Well, why would he send it to you?
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Look at this. "Andy David."
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Look up at the-the top,
in the return is "Nat."
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Andy, it's-it's... He didn't send
me anything for my birthday--
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You can't accept the fact
that he sent me a gift.
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He promised me this jacket.
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- Who did?
- My father.
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Oh, Larry, you're unbelievable.
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You can't accept the
fact that your father
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sent me a lovely gift.
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He has no reason to send it
to you. It's my birthday.
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- Because he happens to love me.
- He's confused!
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I-I have a question for you.
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Have you seen that "US" magazine?
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I had an "US" magazine that was...
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It was in the other room, it...
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Oh. I think I...
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I think I threw that out.
248
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:07,941
What?
249
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,235
- Oh, my God.
- What?
250
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,028
I had a-a phone number.
251
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,989
A very important number
written on that magazine.
252
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,324
Why did you throw away my magazine?
253
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,993
Because he took it in the
bathroom and contaminated it.
254
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,412
- Oh...
- What?
255
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,206
- I what?
- Larry...
256
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,501
Alright, Andy, let's get
serious now, okay?
257
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,170
My father sent that jacket
for me. That's a mistake.
258
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,713
My father would not just
send you his jacket.
259
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,799
- He sent me a jacket.
- He promised me that jacket.
260
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,634
- He gave it to me--
- He didn't give it to you.
261
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,345
It's a mistake. You're taking
advantage of an old man!
262
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,264
Y-you're like a little, a
little brat, you gotta have--
263
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,015
I'm a brat?
You fucking moron!
264
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,184
- Give me that jacket!
- No, this is my jacket!
265
00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:47,313
[Andy] This is my jacket! It's mine!
266
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,442
You know, he promised that jacket to me.
267
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,069
It's-it's, it's unfair.
268
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,404
He didn't give me a birthday present.
269
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,365
He's just confused.
It's so obvious.
270
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,700
It's a big bowl of wrong.
271
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,160
Andy.
272
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:04,664
So, are you going to
the Playboy Mansion?
273
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:08,376
I can't go,
I'm-I'm so deep in the doghouse now.
274
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,752
She's really pissed off at me
275
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,212
because I threw away her magazine
276
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,755
that had a phone number on it.
277
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,465
Aw, come on, man.
278
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,758
You're already in the doghouse
279
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,051
you can't get in any more trouble
280
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,553
you might as well get
your money's worth.
281
00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,348
Yeah, might as well do
something else wrong.
282
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,309
It's a "double transgression" theory.
283
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,561
- What an interesting theory.
- Well, thank you.
284
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,063
Double transgression theory.
285
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,566
And I could ask that kid
Wilson, to go with me.
286
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,693
- Who's Wilson?
- Oh, yeah, Wilson.
287
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,446
I met this-I met this kid
in the-in the hospital...
288
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,874
They're sending three watches?
289
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,167
That'll be fine.
290
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,172
Oh, they'll take less.
291
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:57,717
Trust me. Trust me, they'll take less.
292
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,469
Okay, call me back when
you hear from them.
293
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:03,348
Okay, that'll be fine.
I'm on, I'm on LA time, okay?
294
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,516
Alright.
I'll talk to you later.
295
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,352
What?
296
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,812
What is this? Huh?
297
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,065
Take this off, this
doesn't belong to you
298
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,691
you know it and I know it.
299
00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,069
My father promised me
this smoking jacket
300
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,487
when I was 14 years old.
301
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,240
- Move on. Move on.
- Alright, you know what?
302
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,616
- Oh, my goodness.
- You know what?
303
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,534
I'm going to the Playboy
Mansion now, alright?
304
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,037
When I get back,
I want you out of that jacket.
305
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,830
I don't want you walking around
in this jacket anymore.
306
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,082
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
307
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,793
Larry... take me.
308
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,379
I want to go.
Can I go?
309
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,005
- Really?
- Please.
310
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,549
Oh, w-what would this do to my trip?
311
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,593
To go to the Playboy Mansion!
312
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,886
- Please.
- It's not really my decision.
313
00:12:43,011 --> 00:12:44,389
It would make my trip so beautiful...
314
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,891
I know, Andy.
I wish I could help you.
315
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,559
I really do.
I wish I could.
316
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,520
You can help me.
Just ask Jeff. Jeff can...
317
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,563
What's one guy, what's two guys?
318
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,317
- Oh, I got an idea.
- What?
319
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,735
You want to go to the Playboy Mansion?
320
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,238
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Do you really wanna go?
321
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,780
Give me the jacket.
322
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,159
You got it.
323
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,535
- I'm going to go up and change.
- Wait a second.
324
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,787
I'm taking it to the dry cleaner.
325
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,747
- Take it off.
- Here, here, here.
326
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,759
Speak into the rock.
327
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,554
What's your business, please?
328
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:30,518
Uh, Jeff Greene and three guests.
329
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,520
Proceed up the driveway, please.
330
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,655
♪ Bah-bah-bah bah-bah ♪
331
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,831
♪ Bah-bah-bah bah-bah ♪
332
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,833
♪ Bah-bah-bah bah-bah ♪
333
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,545
♪ Bah-bah-bah bah-bah ♪
334
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:11,559
♪ Bah-bah-bah ♪
335
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,561
♪ Bah-bah-bah ♪♪
336
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,563
- Wow.
- Wow.
337
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,025
[Larry] Look at this thing, huh?
338
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,320
[Wilson] Mercedes Benz, SL300 SI.
339
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,280
- You know it, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
340
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,518
What did you do?
341
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,188
What is with you?
342
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,565
- What? I...
- What did you do?
343
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,109
I don't know.
344
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,447
Sorry.
345
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,951
I got to use the bathroom.
346
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,343
Well... hey.
347
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,845
- How do you do?
- Hello there.
348
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,639
- Hi. Larry David.
- Uh, oh, Hugh Hefner.
349
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,141
- Yes, nice to meet you.
- My pleasure, welcome.
350
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,059
- Hi, I'm Holly.
- Hello. Hi.
351
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,936
- Bridget.
- Hello. Hi.
352
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,439
- You're a guest of...
- Jeff Greene.
353
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,691
- Yes. Sure. Sure. Yeah.
- Oh, you know him?
354
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,359
See, I thought he was just
pretending the whole time.
355
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,944
No, it's true. Yeah.
356
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,321
Hey, what's-what's that animal
walking around outside
357
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,865
with the-with the long neck?
358
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,241
What do you call that?
359
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,826
Well it's probably a flamingo.
360
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,203
Oh, flamingo.
361
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,831
I'm not good at identifying
birds and animals.
362
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,667
You know, like sneakers,
I can identify.
363
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,712
Converse, Adidas,
I know all that stuff.
364
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,798
I know sneakers, birds
I don't know from.
365
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,260
This is... You know what?
366
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,803
This smoking jacket...
367
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,558
...my father's got the exact
same smoking jacket.
368
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,518
Hmm, I doubt it.
369
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,021
- Doubt it?
- Yeah, well, it's an original.
370
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,064
I have them imported from Italy.
371
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,233
- Really?
- It's a Rosetti.
372
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,693
- Uh-huh.
- One of a kind.
373
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,070
Eh I don't know.
374
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,697
- You know what?
- Hmm?
375
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,407
I got it right out in the car.
376
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,034
- Well, I'd like to see it.
- Would you?
377
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,243
- Sure.
- Can I go get it?
378
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,579
- Sure. Okay.
- Then stay right here.
379
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,581
I'll go get the smoking jacket.
Stay right here.
380
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,334
I think it's the exact same one.
I'm not kidding.
381
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,503
- Unbelievable.
- Weird.
382
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,018
[Larry] Hey.
383
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,604
- What?
- What's the matter with you?
384
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,022
- What's the matter with me?
- Yeah.
385
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,565
You ruined my wish.
386
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,526
It could have been a coincidence.
387
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,861
They ran away from you, Larry.
388
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,238
It wasn't my fault.
389
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,864
Well, it was obviously
something about you
390
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,950
that made them do that.
391
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,243
Do me a favor, hand me that jacket.
392
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,827
Why?
393
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,330
Because I want to show it to Hefner.
394
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,830
What do you mean you want to show it?
395
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,416
Listen, get in the car.
Really, I'm...
396
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,292
This, this whole day was just a mess.
397
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:25,461
Come on, hand me the jacket.
398
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,921
- No.
- What?
399
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,881
- No. Get in the car.
- What's the matter with you?
400
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,258
- Just get in the car, come on.
- Huh?
401
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,634
- I wanna go.
- Look, you little shit...
402
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,261
What the...
Give me that jacket!
403
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,720
[Wilson] No!
404
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:38,766
Hey.
405
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,602
I didn't knock,
I-I figured
406
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,104
you know, you knew
I was going out
407
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,481
I could just come in, so
I took that liberty.
408
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,858
I hope it's okay.
What do you think?
409
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,779
- Huh? It's the same thing.
- I'm amazed.
410
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,865
Well, it's not a Rosetti, but
it's a great knock-off.
411
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,535
- Really?
- Yeah, let me try it on.
412
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,580
There you go.
413
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,709
It even fits.
414
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,879
Wait till my father
hears that Hugh Hefner
415
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,048
was trying on his smoking jacket.
416
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,465
He's going to freak out.
417
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,427
Wow. Pretty good.
418
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,636
- It looks good.
- Yeah.
419
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,805
Pretty, pretty good.
420
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,807
Let me look at it in the mirror.
421
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,685
[Holly] Not bad.
422
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,025
Excuse me.
423
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,242
Where do you live?
424
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,537
In Los Angeles.
425
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,922
I noticed they got some...
426
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,133
What, they got some
monkeys out there, huh?
427
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,343
Yeah.
428
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,219
You don't got much
pockets in there, huh?
429
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,348
- Not too many pockets there.
- We don't need pockets.
430
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,515
I couldn't live without pockets.
431
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,808
Look, I'm not a dentist
432
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,852
but I enjoy discussing dental hygiene...
433
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,520
They're monkeys, they'll attack you.
434
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,356
They'll, they'll claw you to death.
435
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,775
I'd say gum stimulation, very important
436
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,068
uh, flossing...
437
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,028
There are people, though, let's face it
438
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,446
who do have a foot odor problem.
439
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:18,199
Are you saying
I have dirty feet?
440
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,038
Your name is what again?
I forgot.
441
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,414
- Bridget.
- And you are?
442
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,541
- Holly.
- Holly.
443
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,585
Maybe we should go bowling sometime?
444
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,796
[Bridget] Maybe.
445
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,006
I don't think you want
to go bowling with me.
446
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,260
Let's pretend to be
ventriloquists, okay?
447
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,355
Remarkable.
448
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,148
They do impressive work in Korea.
449
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,275
You're wanted at the grotto now, baby.
450
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,569
- Ah. Excuse me.
- See you later.
451
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,238
- Bye.
- Buh-bye.
452
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,474
[Cheryl] The Playboy
Mansion? That's where you were?
453
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:26,934
You didn't think that I would mind
454
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,103
that you're running
around with nude women?
455
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,521
No. There's no nude women.
456
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,481
They-they covered all
up when they saw me.
457
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,817
You have no idea how
hard I've been working
458
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,234
on your birthday present.
459
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:37,570
I had this phone number
460
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:38,821
written on the back of a magazine
461
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:39,946
which you threw out.
462
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:42,907
- I-I'm sorry.
- And I finally got it back.
463
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:44,577
I have arranged for you to have lunch
464
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,913
and play a round of
golf with Gary Player.
465
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,205
Gary Player?
466
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,167
Yes, because he's a huge "Seinfeld" fan
467
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,835
and now I just feel like, why-why...
468
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,003
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
469
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,088
What are you doing?
No, no, no!
470
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,798
No. No, no.
Oh, ho, wait, wait.
471
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,801
No! No, I don't think you deserve this.
472
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,094
- Oh, my God.
- Yes.
473
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,138
No, I-I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
474
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,182
But, uh-uh, what can I say?
475
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,351
I knew you were already mad at
me f-for the magazine, okay?
476
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,104
So I figured, I might as
well go to the mansion
477
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,023
so one apology would-would
cover both of them.
478
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,441
That was your logic?
479
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,318
You know, it's like the
dog who pees on the rug.
480
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,986
He knows he's getting
sent to the doghouse
481
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,906
so on the way, he grabs some
food off the kitchen table.
482
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,701
It's the double transgression theory.
483
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,579
How did you even know that
I like Gary Player, by the way?
484
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:29,914
Well, I remember you said
when you were a kid
485
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,833
you loved Gary Player, and
he was your favorite.
486
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,542
You liked him more than Palmer and...
487
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:37,129
- You remembered that?
- I remembered that.
488
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,256
[Andy] Okay, watch the
step, you got a step
489
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,300
and you got a little carpet
here. Hey ya, guys.
490
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,010
- Hi.
- Hey!
491
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,720
Pop-sicola!
492
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,763
Hey, you know what I did last night?
493
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,682
- I had a date.
- The playmate?
494
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,518
[Andy] You betcha. Bobbi Sue.
495
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,186
It's going great.
She's terrific.
496
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,771
- Fantastic.
- I know, huh?
497
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,606
How about your nephew over here, huh?
498
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,609
Yeah, that's worth the
trip from New York, huh?
499
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,736
How's it going, pops?
How's the nursing home?
500
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,321
Eh, I don't-I don't like it
there so much, you know.
501
00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:05,074
- Why?
- We'll put you someplace else.
502
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,325
They steal from me.
503
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,868
I am telling you something, Larry.
504
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,453
- They're stealing from me.
- They're stealing?
505
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,540
You know my beautiful
jacket, my smoking jacket?
506
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,334
With the-with the red and the, the, uh
507
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,794
and the s-satin?
508
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,295
Yeah, sure.
Your smoking jacket.
509
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,506
- The smoke, they took it.
- No, no, no.
510
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,174
- They took my smoking jacket.
- Uncle Nat, Uncle Nat.
511
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,260
Uncle Nat, no, no, no.
You sent it to me.
512
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,678
Well, you actually probably meant
513
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,138
to send it to me for my birthday.
514
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:29,431
You sent it to me, you sent it to me
515
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,058
because my name was on the package.
516
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,442
Why the hell would I send
that beautiful jacket
517
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:44,113
to either of you?
I love that jacket!
518
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,823
Alright, hold on.
519
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:46,949
What?
520
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,869
What... What's that?
521
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,124
Huh?
522
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,253
What the heck is this?
This is, this is not my...
523
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:00,713
This is not my smoking jacket.
524
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,298
- It's not.
- Well, I-I'm sorry.
525
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,550
My, my jacket is a Rosetti jacket.
526
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,886
Take a look at this thing.
Take a look at the seams here.
527
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:09,054
It's a shmata, man.
It's not my...
528
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,307
This is a knock-off of my jacket.
529
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:12,516
What?
530
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,101
How did you get a hold of this dreck?
531
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,145
- This is a knock-off?
- It's a knock-off.
532
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,897
It's a cheap, cheap imitation.
533
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,691
- This is not a Rosetti?
- This is not a Rosetti.
534
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,192
How did you get it?
535
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,154
Holy shit.
536
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,490
Alright.
I'll get your jacket back.
537
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:29,782
- Alright, get...
- Today.
538
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,452
- I'm getting it back today.
- Alright.
539
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:32,912
Hugh Hefner.
540
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,246
He's got my jacket.
541
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,290
Hugh Hefner has your jacket?
542
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,459
Hugh Hefner took my jacket?
543
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,060
- Hi.
- Larry.
544
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,895
Sorry, uh...
545
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,355
Sorry for bothering you
546
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,275
but the other day when
I was here, I mistakenly
547
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,153
took the wrong smoking jacket and...
548
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,280
I'm sorry, this is your smoking jacket.
549
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:09,949
That one's actually my father's.
550
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,532
I-I-I apologize.
551
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,077
I don't think so.
552
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,623
This is a Rosetti.
That's a knock-off.
553
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,834
No, no, no, no, no, no.
This, this is the Rosetti.
554
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,754
That's, that's the knock-off.
That's my father's.
555
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,256
I can tell the difference.
That's the knock-off.
556
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:29,051
Well, here. Maybe you should
take a-another look at it.
557
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,844
I really haven't got time for this.
558
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,471
They're waiting for me upstairs.
559
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,431
- I'm sorry.
- Y-you got the wrong jacket.
560
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:37,017
- I'm sorry.
- That's my father's jacket.
561
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,689
Who's waiting for you upstairs?
562
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:51,281
So, any... change?
563
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,411
Has he gotten any worse?
564
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:59,205
Uh, no, it's about the same.
No worse, no better.
565
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,416
- Damn.
- Yeah.
566
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,959
You know, I have to tell you
567
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:05,212
that I'm, I'm quite impressed
with your dedication
568
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,380
to visiting this patient.
569
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,257
Oh, thank you, doctor.
570
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:10,217
No, that's very nice of you though.
571
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,845
Well, it is my friend's cousin.
572
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,807
- Yes.
- Hm.
573
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,434
How do you know if he's dead?
574
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:21,645
Well, it's-it's pretty simple.
575
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:24,148
There's no heartbeat, no brain
activity, and if anything--
576
00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:26,942
Because h-he's an organ donor,
and his organs need to be--
577
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,694
Yes, I understand that.
We-we've got that under--
578
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,571
If he sits here like a lox
for a couple of weeks
579
00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,989
the organs aren't going to be worth it.
580
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,074
Well, I-I don't think
that will be a problem.
581
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,160
- We got that covered.
- Okay. Well, thank you.
582
00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,871
Okay, listen, once again like
I said, it's, it's very nice
583
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,955
of you to do what you're
doing with him and, uh--
584
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,916
Oh, yeah, it's, it's
the least I could do.
585
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,667
Well, good.
Well, good talking to you, okay?
586
00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:46,420
- Okay.
- I'll see you later.
587
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:50,299
- Ah...
- Wasn't that lovely?
588
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:52,134
Yes look who's here.
589
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:55,179
Hmm.
How's it going with the wish?
590
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,015
I don't know,
I'm kind of out of ideas.
591
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,683
[Wilson] Mm-hmm. Really?
592
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,602
- Hey, you know, I took you--
- You owe me!
593
00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,061
I took you to the Playboy Mansion.
594
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,480
What else do you want me to do?
595
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,898
I want to see a naked woman.
596
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:09,943
Okay. Alright, get dressed.
I'll-I'll think of something.
597
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,111
- Where are we going?
- I don't know.
598
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:12,279
I'll have to think. Hurry up.
599
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,656
- Get dressed. Come on.
- Okay.
600
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,784
You're getting to be a real pain
in the ass, you know that?
601
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,083
[Wilson] What are we doing here?
602
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,917
I forgot my cell phone.
603
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,712
My wife's in New York.
604
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,089
She gets very aggravated if she can't
605
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,840
get in touch with me 24 hours a day.
606
00:26:32,965 --> 00:26:35,928
I have to have constant
contact all the time.
607
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,805
[Wilson] Whoa. Is this place your house?
608
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,432
[Larry] Nah, we're just renting.
They're working on my house.
609
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,277
Oh, my God.
610
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:57,491
Larry!
611
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,835
So, Wilson, have you thought
about another wish?
612
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:09,837
Yes, I have.
613
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,631
My wish is for Hugh
Hefner's smoking jacket.
614
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,675
The red one with the black trim.
615
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,261
The Rosetti.
616
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,641
- Larry.
- Hey, Gary.
617
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,852
- What a pleasure.
- Great to meet you.
618
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:25,727
Oh, nice to meet you.
619
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,354
I've been such a fan of "Seinfeld"
620
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,065
and to have lunch with
you, and 18 holes of golf
621
00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,191
what a way to have a day.
622
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:32,859
- Oh, my God.
- Come right in.
623
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:35,112
I can't believe my wife got in
touch with you to do this.
624
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,238
It's unbelievable.
625
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,489
Hang on to her, she's a good one.
626
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,824
[Larry] This jacket?
627
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,701
My friend gave it to me
for a birthday present.
628
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,035
It's uncanny, Larry.
629
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,579
That's exactly like the jacket
630
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,414
they award you when you win the Masters.
631
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:47,916
Now there's a 1961
Masters jacket.
632
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,542
- Wow.
- Isn't that a beauty?
633
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,170
Look at this?
Exactly the same.
634
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,213
Exactly.
Why don't you try it on?
635
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,299
- Really?
- Yeah, absolutely. Put it on.
636
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:02,222
I cannot get over how similar
this jacket is to that.
637
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,601
You mind if I just go and have
a look at this in the mirror?
638
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,979
What? This is the one you beat
Palmer in '61,right?
639
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,606
Absolutely. Come on.
640
00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:12,316
Look at that.
Hey, it fits you.
641
00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:13,775
Yeah.
642
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,986
You'll have to excuse me a minute.
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