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- Jones Security.
- Larry David for Omar Jones.
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Alright, Mr. David.
What's this call regarding?
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Uh, he'll-he'll know what it's
about. I'm-I'm a client.
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Got that, but what is
the call regarding?
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You know, to be honest,
it's kind of personal.
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I'm sure it is, but you
can't speak to him
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until you tell me what
this call is regarding.
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But it has nothing to do with
you. It has to do with him.
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I don't really want to
tell you what it's about.
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Okay, sir, you're gonna need
to control your levels
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and tell me what this call is regarding.
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Do me a favor, what's the, tell me
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the details of your last conversation.
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- That's none of your business.
- Exactly.
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Oh, fuck.
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Ah!
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Schmuck. Fucking idiot.
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- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
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- Hey, what's up?
- I locked myself out of my car.
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[Jeff] Oh, jeez. Alright,
I'll come get ya.
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Welcome to Jack in the
Box. May I have your order, please?
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I'd like, um... two Jumbo Jacks
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French fries, and a Diet Coke.
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Sir, are-are you in a car?
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No.
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Sir, this is a drive-thru line.
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You have to be in a car to order.
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- What's difference?
- Uh, it's our policy.
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This is a drive-thru line.
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One-one second.
Come on, I'm starving.
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There's no...
Everything-everything's closed.
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I wish I could help you, sir.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Could you do me a favor?
They won't let me order any food
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unless I'm in a car.
Will you...
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They won't let me order any
food unless I'm in a car.
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- Would you mind if I--
- No, I-I'm sorry.
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Thanks.
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I'm so sorry to bother you.
I'm trying to get some food.
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They won't let me order
unless I'm in a car.
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- No kidding.
- It's crazy.
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Huh? It's just insane.
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- I'll tell you what.
- Yeah.
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- Get in.
- Really?
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- Get in the car.
- Oh.
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I tell you, Pete, should
have got the Jumbo Jack.
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- Do yourself a favor.
- Yeah.
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The next time you come through
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go for the Bacon Bacon
Cheeseburger...
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- Uh-huh.
- And the Asian salad.
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A strange combination,
but it goes down easy
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and it comes out fast.
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I don't need to tell you more.
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- Mmm.
- What kinda work you do, Pete?
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Good question. I'm in a...
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I'm in a transition at
the moment. I'm...
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I was involved
in the dental field...
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- Dental field?
- For about eight months.
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What'd you do in the dental field?
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Uh, I worked alongside
a dental hygienist.
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Really? What does somebody do
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working alongside a dental hygienist?
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I watched and worked closely
with a dental hygienist.
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Hmm.
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- And--
- Well, what happened?
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Um, we ran into some problems.
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And I prefer to leave it at that.
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Okay.
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I found myself drawn
to landscaping work.
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It's-it's-it's, it's a slow
transition. I'm-I'm...
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- You got some...
- Hmm?
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- Some porno back there?
- Yeah. No, no.
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That's not mine.
That was...
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That was left by a
couple of my coworkers.
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Boy, that's quite a collection.
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Yeah, well, I had no idea
that that was there.
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I... That's not mine
to begin with, so...
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I find it all... Oh.
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- Oh, hey.
- Jesus.
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- Hey.
- You ready to go?
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Scared the hell out of me.
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- This is Pete.
- Hey, Pete.
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- How you doing?
- Hey.
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- This is Jeff.
- Jeff.
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Thank you for helping out my friend.
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Okay.
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So are you involved in
"Seinfeld" as well?
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No. No, no, no.
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How do you fellas know each other?
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He's my manager.
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- I'm his manager.
- Okay.
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- Oh, man. Jumbo Jack.
- Did I tell you? Huh?
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- Best thing ever.
- How unbelievable is that?
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Unbelievable.
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I'm sorry, but I got some bad news.
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- Oh, Lewis?
- Yeah.
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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- Kidneys?
- Yeah, both of them.
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- He's gonna need a new one.
- Oh, well, is there a donor?
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- I don't know.
- What's he gonna do?
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I don't know. He's got to find
somebody who can, who can match.
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You know, hopefully, he knows somebody
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who's, uh, got the right kidney for him
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and then it's a whole process of
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you know, first, the person
who has to be tested
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and then if they have the right kidney
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then they have the surgery...
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- Can you believe it?
- Yeah.
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No donor. No donor.
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Oh, God.
My luck.
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With all the people I know.
Oh, God.
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What about your relatives?
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They're the ones who are
supposed to be doing it
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'cause they have the same
blood and all that.
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Didn't you have some idiot cousin
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living out here or something?
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- Louis Lewis?
- Louis Lewis.
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- Please.
- What about him?
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{\an8}Might as well be called
Manson Manson.
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{\an8}He's a nutcase, he's, he works
at Jack in the Box and...
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Jack in the Box. I was just
there the other night.
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Had a Jumbo Jack, pretty good.
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I'm glad you liked it.
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So did you ask this Louis Lewis?
What did he say?
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He says he wants to donate all
of his organs after he dies
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but not a minute before.
Thank you, Louis Lewis.
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Doesn't help me any.
Schmuck.
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Well, I'm gonna have to get
on that-that kidney list
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like everybody else.
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Shit.
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I mean, the only other
option is if uh...
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...you know, if, you know,
if a-if a good friend
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or, you know, or a buddy comes through.
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Then I'm, and then I'm golden.
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Hmm.
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[Larry] I don't know what to do.
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Just a test isn't gonna hurt you.
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I've got to choose healthier friends.
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This is no good.
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The next time there's any
sign of anything wrong
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with any of my friends,
if I think they're gonna
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be going to the hospital
or any sign of anything
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I'm just, I'm just gonna drop
them like a hot potato.
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- Smart.
- And you too.
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I mean, as soon as you get sick,
I'm-I'm-I'm out.
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{\an8}- You know that, right?
- Oh. Well, no.
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{\an8}I'm glad you're bringing
it up 'cause it's--
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{\an8}- Well, I mean, come on.
- No, it's nice to know.
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{\an8}Yeah, and I'm giving you--
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{\an8}I thought that that's
what the whole deal was.
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{\an8}It's one of the reasons you get married.
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Normally, that is the deal, but we
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we're-we're losing the
sickness and heath clause.
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I'm-I'm out if anything's
wrong with you.
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And-and look, s-same for you. I...
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{\an8}- Y-you go too.
- Thank you.
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{\an8}- As soon as... Okay?
- I will. Okay.
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- I can't be around illness.
- But for now?
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- Freaks me out, okay?
- But for now?
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It'll be such a nice gesture,
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and he'd really appreciate it.
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Alright, I'll take the test.
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I think you're doing the right thing.
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And he's gonna feel
very good about that.
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You're a very sweet friend.
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It's very sweet. Good night.
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What are you doing?
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We're having a nice snuggle here?
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I know, but your snuggle
always leads to sex.
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So what's wrong with that?
Why shouldn't it lead to sex?
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Well, sometimes you just want to snuggle
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and you don't want to have sex.
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What's the advantage of that?
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Because it's nice.
You connect.
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And it's warm and sweet and...
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Okay, let's just snuggle.
Come on.
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- You can do that?
- Yeah, absolutely.
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Without it turning into anything?
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Yeah, yeah, we'll just snuggle.
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See? It's sweet. That's nice.
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See? See how nice it is?
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- Okay.
- What?
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- What are you doing?
- What?
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That's exactly what I'm talking about.
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What? What's the problem?
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The ass is part of my snuggle.
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No, it's not.
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- It is.
- Okay, then goodnight.
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We'll-we'll snuggle another time.
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- It's just-it's just a lever.
- Goodnight.
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I'm using the ass as a
lever to draw you in.
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That's all.
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And it gets-it gets the snuggle tighter.
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Goodnight.
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- Richard Lewis' office.
- Larry David calling.
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Sure. What's this regarding?
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It's regarding, um, his
kidney transplant.
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What?
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It's regarding his kidney transplant.
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Mr. Lewis is getting a
kidney transplant?
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What? What are you saying?
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He didn't say
anything to me about it.
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You didn't-you didn't know about this?
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- What, are you kidding?
- Oh, my God.
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[Larry] He didn't tell you this?
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He didn't tell you that
there was a problem
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with his kidneys?
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No, he didn't tell me anything.
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How could he have not
told you about this?
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I don't know, but he didn't tell me
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anything about this.
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Oh, jeez.
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Well, you asked me what
it was regarding.
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I didn't know it was gonna be
about something like this.
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But I-I wouldn't have said
anything. You asked me.
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I could have sworn he,
I figured he told you.
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- He didn't say anything to me.
- Oh, my God.
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- T-t-take it easy.
- No.
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Uh, c-could you tell him
I called?
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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[Richard] What did you
do to my assistant?
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- What are you talking about?
- What am I talking about?
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She's freaked out, she's
having a nervous breakdown
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and I think she might even quit.
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It's un-fucking-believable.
Why would you do that?
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She asked me what the phone
call was regarding.
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- It's personal!
- She asked what it's regarding.
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I told her what it's regarding.
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Jesus, what am I going to do?
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She-she was a basket case.
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Christ's sake.
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What am I going to do?
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Hey, um, first of all,
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I want to tell you that, uh...
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I've thought about our
conversation, and, uh...
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...I'll, uh, I'll take the test.
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- Big fucking deal.
- That's it?
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I mean, you're my friend.
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Yesterday, you should have
just jumped right on it.
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You're right, you're right,
but I'm making up...
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I'm making it up now.
I-I'll take the test.
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Just close your eyes and
think if it was reversed.
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- You'd be really bummed out.
- Let me do that.
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00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,143
I'm closing my eyes, but
now I'm asking you
245
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,395
the situation's reversed,
I need the kidney.
246
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,022
- Yeah?
- What are you saying?
247
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,482
Would you take the test?
248
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,818
- I'd probably wanna leap at it.
- Oh, probably leap at it?
249
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,612
- I--
- You'd leap out the window.
250
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,990
Let me say this: I would have
gone on record at the deli.
251
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:25,495
Hello. Ahem.
Yeah, this is Larry David.
252
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,372
Um...
253
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,999
Yeah, I was at a Jack in the Box.
254
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,543
Yeah, Pete.
255
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,338
Oh, Christ. Really?
256
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,215
Uh, what's the address?
257
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:48,059
So, um, you know,
I've decided to take the test
258
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,434
the kidney test for Lewis.
259
00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,521
Oh good for you.
260
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,897
That's really noble.
261
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,982
- It's the right thing to do.
- Yeah.
262
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,901
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.
263
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:01,655
I was kind of wondering
why you're not doing it.
264
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,616
- Why should I do it?
- Well, you're his manager.
265
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,493
You're his friend.
Why shouldn't you do it?
266
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,160
A lot of people who have managers
267
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,330
and friends need kidneys.
268
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,416
What does that have to do with anything?
269
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,293
I don't even know what that means.
270
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,711
You're his friend.
You're his manager.
271
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,045
- Yeah? yeah?
- You're close to him.
272
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,380
You should be taking the test too.
273
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,299
You're his oldest and closest friend.
274
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,384
Oh, so it's a question of
longevity? That's it?
275
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,760
Yeah, you're his oldest
and closest friend.
276
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,136
That makes the most sense.
277
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,679
What if you're married to
your wife for three years
278
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:26,889
and I've known her for 20.
279
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,308
Who should give your wife the kidney?
280
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,059
I've known her longer, by your logic
281
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,936
I'm the one who should be
giving your wife a kidney.
282
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,272
You know, if my wife needs a
kidney, you can give it to her.
283
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:36,524
Oh, okay, so it's
longevity no matter what
284
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,026
even if you're married to her.
285
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,694
No, I'm saying you
seemed like you want to
286
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,155
give her a kidney, so I'm
gonna let you, yeah.
287
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,532
You know, I'm loathe
to mention this, okay
288
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,993
but you are an employee of mine.
289
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,913
Okay, you're really reaching now.
290
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,373
You're desperate, aren't you?
291
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,624
- A little.
- Yeah, I know.
292
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,958
You don't want to give up your kidney.
293
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,045
- No, why should I?
- I know. Why should I?
294
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,880
- Why should I?
- Well, why should I?
295
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,173
'Cause if I am, you should too.
296
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,631
When did that rule come into effect?
297
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,301
- What's wrong with it?
- It's not a good rule.
298
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,178
- It's a good rule.
- No, you have to draw a line.
299
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:08,056
Kidneys is past the line.
300
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,974
Hey.
301
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,684
- Hey.
- Mr. Jones.
302
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,561
Mr. David, what are you doing here?
303
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,773
Oh, uh, it's kind of a long story
304
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:20,401
but I had a burger with
a... at a Jack in the Box
305
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,445
with some guy, and now I'm his alibi.
306
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,781
Apparently, I've got to spot him
in a line-up or something.
307
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,116
- I-I don't know.
- Right.
308
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,284
Really, that's not the issue here.
309
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,577
It's true, uh-huh.
310
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,995
I actually have a bone to pick with you.
311
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,413
- Me?
- I mean...
312
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,375
Do you have something
against receptionists?
313
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,960
You know, I called up, I was
very polite and respectful
314
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,504
and she wants to know
what it's regarding.
315
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,838
I don't see how it's her
business what it's regarding.
316
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,298
I mean,
I had talk her into staying.
317
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,550
You know, I'm a private eye.
I'm not a psychologist.
318
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:46,552
She comes into my office crying
319
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,388
you know, wondering what's going on.
320
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,306
She's a part of my business,
there's a certain factor where--
321
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,266
- Still, it's not you.
- Where it is, you know--
322
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,018
I mean, what if you were a psychiatrist
323
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,520
and she said, "What is it regarding?"
324
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,938
And I say, "Well,
I'm planning on killing myself
325
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,314
and I want to talk to him."
326
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,732
Well, what it does is,
it'll help me save time
327
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,983
and we like to ask those questions
328
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,276
so that we're very prepared
329
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,320
when the phone call does get to me.
330
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,656
Okay. I'm sorry if I did anything that--
331
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,700
And hopefully we can we can, you
know, avoid these conflicts
332
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,077
you know?
333
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,620
How's the adoption thing coming?
334
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:13,830
Well, I'm working on some things.
335
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,164
I have some really nice leads
336
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,250
and I should have something to you soon.
337
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,501
- Really? No kidding.
- Pretty soon.
338
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,211
- Hey, Omar.
- Hey, Ray, how you doing?
339
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,504
- Good to see you. Long time.
- How's Ellen?
340
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,089
Oh, she's good.
She's pregnant again.
341
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,924
- Really? Third one.
- Yep. You Mr. Greene?
342
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,467
Mr. David.
343
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,845
- Mr. David, Ray.
- Good to see you.
344
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,430
- That's-that's Mr. Greene.
- This is Larry?
345
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,099
That's Mr. Greene.
I'm Mr. David.
346
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,351
- You guys ever do a line-up?
- No.
347
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,644
Piece of cake.
They can't see you.
348
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,187
Nothing to worry about.
Come with me.
349
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,647
Okay.
350
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,776
Alright, gentlemen, if you'll
come in here, please?
351
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,737
- I changed my mind.
- Move up to the glass, please.
352
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,281
- I'll take the test.
- Really?
353
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,615
- Yeah.
- Wow.
354
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,159
- Yeah, yeah.
- Good for you.
355
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,702
I'll take the test.
Who knows?
356
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,456
You're taking the test,
I'll take the test.
357
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,499
Gentlemen, can I have you step
up to the glass, please?
358
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,917
- That's very nice, very nice.
- Yeah.
359
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,044
- He'll be very happy.
- No hurry here.
360
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,547
Alright, t-there he is.
361
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,174
Sec-second from the right.
That's him.
362
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,550
- Number two?
- Yeah.
363
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,093
- You're certain of that?
- Pete, yeah.
364
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,303
- That's Pete?
- That's Pete.
365
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,679
That's the gentleman
you had dinner with?
366
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,014
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
367
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,307
What time of evening was this?
368
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,892
- 10:15.
- 15?
369
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,685
- Yeah,10:15.
- That's a late dinner.
370
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,103
My mother used to call
it a late-night snack.
371
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,229
I see.
372
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,190
Dinner's between 5:00
and 8:00 generally.
373
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,692
- And this was with number two?
- Yeah, 5:00 and 8:00.
374
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,527
You could start at 8:00, though.
375
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,362
[Ray] You know who Peter is?
376
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,908
He's a-he worked alongside
of a dental hygienist.
377
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,535
I know that.
And he did some landscaping.
378
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,204
Yeah, I don't think so.
379
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,290
Are you gentlemen used to
hanging out with known felons?
380
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,877
'Cause number two is
Peter Hagen, AKA Peter The Tork
381
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,713
Peter The Crybaby,
Wendell The Conspirator
382
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,674
Joshua Lancel Stigmeyer.
383
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,885
You two gentlemen shared a meal
384
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:55,056
with number two on the 23rd,
approximately 10:15 p.m.
385
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,557
- Is that correct?
- Yes.
386
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,726
- Mm-hmm.
- Alright.
387
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,481
Let 'em go.
388
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,941
You're done here, gentlemen.
389
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,493
How'd I let you talk me into this?
390
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,204
What was I thinking?
391
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,080
Who needs this?
392
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,045
I have good news, gentlemen.
393
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,965
Both of your blood types are
compatible with Mr. Lewis
394
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,134
for his kidney transplant.
395
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,220
Goodnight, nurse.
396
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:39,684
- Goodnight.
- It's just a saying.
397
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,103
- I never heard of it.
- It's an old one.
398
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,105
- That's nice.
- It is.
399
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,940
- I know it is.
- Do you?
400
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,358
- Do you?
- I do.
401
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,901
- Good for you.
- It is good for me.
402
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,653
- Oh, you think so?
- I know so.
403
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,904
- I'm glad.
- So am I.
404
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,031
- That makes two of us.
- So you say.
405
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,324
So I did.
406
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:14,468
Well, how are we gonna decide?
407
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:19,807
We could-we could play bingo.
408
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,559
- Bingo?
- You know, it's--
409
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,227
- Me play you in bingo?
- It's fair.
410
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,936
That's like asking me to play
golf against Tiger Woods.
411
00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:26,439
- Play you in bingo?
- What? It's fair...
412
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,482
- It's a fair game.
- No, thank you.
413
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,276
No. No.
414
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,281
Doesn't he have a-a cousin?
415
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,159
- Yeah, Lou-Louis Lewis.
- Louis Lewis.
416
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,202
[Jeff] What's going on there?
417
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,247
He doesn't want to give up
his kidney until he's dead.
418
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,750
Louis Lewis.
419
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,002
Alright, you know what?
420
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,671
We'll just let Lewis decide.
How about that?
421
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,214
- Fine, let Lewis decide.
- Huh?
422
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,300
- Yeah, sure, sure.
- I'll abide by his decision.
423
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,801
- Will you?
- Yeah, most definitely.
424
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,720
Most definitely.
I'm-I'm for that. I'm for that.
425
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,847
Okay, let's shake on that.
426
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,724
- Sure, sure.
- Okay.
427
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,851
Sure. No campaigning.
428
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,728
- No, no campaigning.
- No campaigning.
429
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,356
I don't want to find out you've
been calling him up and saying
430
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,107
"Oh, he's a lot thinner than I am."
431
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,359
Find out that I've been saying?
Okay.
432
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,070
Oh, I'm more likely to do it than you?
433
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,869
- Hey.
- Hey, Mr. David.
434
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:26,457
Um... first of all, I'm really
sorry about the other day.
435
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,627
I really had no idea that you
didn't know about that.
436
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,172
Um, I never would have
said anything, obviously.
437
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,175
Um... is-is he, is he in?
438
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,678
Uh, he's on the phone
with Jeff right now.
439
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:43,057
Oh. Well, what's it regarding?
440
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,976
- I don't know.
- Hmm.
441
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,895
You didn't ask?
442
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,147
- Nope.
- Hmm.
443
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,191
I wonder if he's campaigning in there.
444
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,156
- Oh, jeez.
- He didn't even tell me.
445
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,325
No, you-you would have
found out eventually.
446
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,077
- No.
- No, you-you would have.
447
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,037
Oh, jeez. God.
448
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,664
He's was gonna,
I'm sure he was gonna tell you.
449
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:10,251
No, don't-don't cry.
Oh, poor thing.
450
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:14,714
Oh, jeez. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, dear.
451
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,007
Oh, it's alright.
It's okay.
452
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,427
Don't-don't worry.
I'm sure he was gonna tell you.
453
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,555
Yeah, no, don't-don't worry.
454
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,598
There, there, it's-it's okay.
455
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,600
{\an8}- Wait, what are you doing?
- What?
456
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,270
{\an8}- What was that?
- What are you talking about?
457
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,605
What the hell, man?
Why did you touch my hair?
458
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,066
Oh, I was consoling.
I was consoling you.
459
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,359
That wasn't consoling.
460
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,862
Touching hair is part of
my consolation routine.
461
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,821
No, it's really weird, you're
being really inappropriate.
462
00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:41,282
- What? inappropriate?
- Yeah, you were.
463
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,032
- Are you crazy?
- Hey, what's-what is this?
464
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,035
- Again? Again?
- Oh, she's crazy.
465
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,996
- I was-I was consoling her.
- He was coming on to me.
466
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,123
- Oh, I wasn't coming on--
- What are you, a sociopath?
467
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,875
I was consoling her, and
I touched her hair.
468
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,460
No, you weren't.
He was coming on to me.
469
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,044
- Oh, that's just such baloney.
- No, he was. He touched me.
470
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,838
- No, I'm leaving.
- I was consoling her.
471
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,339
- I touched her hair.
- I'm leaving.
472
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,758
She's nuts.
473
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,761
What-what a whack job.
474
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,888
Are you kidding me?
I was consoling her.
475
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,556
I was touching her hair.
That's ridiculous.
476
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,766
Mm-hmm.
477
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,350
She thinks I'm coming on
to her? Get out of here.
478
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,518
Get the hell out of here.
479
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:10,811
You think she's leaving or quitting?
480
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,229
You know, that's a good question.
481
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,773
I don't know.
She said she's leaving.
482
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,983
- Oh, what a hassle.
- Is that leaving or quitting?
483
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,151
I don't know.
484
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,359
Same thing happened with Cheryl.
485
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,445
She said she was leaving
486
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,946
and I thought she was leaving me.
487
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,782
She was just going out to
have lunch with her friend.
488
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,492
Cheryl...
Right now, look at this.
489
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,328
Are you-you really have evidenced--
490
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,871
- What?
- Some pretty erratic behavior.
491
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,539
Get out of here.
I was touching her hair.
492
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,167
- She's crazy.
- Unbelievable.
493
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:38,005
So um...
Did you get the news, huh?
494
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,549
- Thanks. Yeah, yeah.
- Huh? How about that?
495
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,967
I'm a lucky man,
I'm a lucky man
496
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,552
to have two of you guys
come through for me.
497
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,721
Thank you.
Hey, far out, man.
498
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,348
So there you go.
You've got your choice.
499
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,976
- Two-two kidneys.
- Wow.
500
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,020
- Of course...
- I'm very grateful, man.
501
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,272
You know, I...
502
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,316
I am considerably older than him.
503
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,526
You know, I'm not gonna...
504
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,236
I don't want to get
into that whole game.
505
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,904
But, you know, he's...
506
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,615
There's a difference when
you're younger, obviously.
507
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,367
Eh, a kidney's a kidney is a kidney.
508
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,537
I'm not so sure about
that, but, you know, whatever.
509
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,205
His are bigger too.
510
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,705
It's a big, hefty kidney
511
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,209
could just handle a big load
I think, you know?
512
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,961
You could start drinking
again if you wanted to
513
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,212
with that thing.
514
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,089
- That, uh--that...
- Well, you know, in case--
515
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,757
Hurt my feelings a little bit, buddy.
516
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,842
- Alright, well, okay...
- 11 years sober.
517
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,426
- Maybe not that, okay.
- Thank you.
518
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,137
But, you know, uh... that's all.
519
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,556
You know, other than the
fact that, you know
520
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,225
there's a lot about me that, you know
521
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,768
when I got out of college
you don't know about.
522
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,353
I didn't really know you then, so...
523
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,522
Eh, please, I've been
through everything.
524
00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:38,232
Well, I don't think you
did what I did, but...
525
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,942
Trust me, times 30.
526
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,193
Uh, you're not really getting my drift.
527
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,945
Listen, it does...
You're both a match?
528
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,946
Look, I don't care how you
figure it out. You know what?
529
00:22:45,071 --> 00:22:46,031
Flip a coin, man.
530
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,450
Or Eeny meeny miney Moe.
What do I care?
531
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,330
- Okay.
- Alright? Alright.
532
00:22:54,455 --> 00:22:57,209
And-and stay away from her, will you?
533
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,420
Whack job.
534
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,424
I got to start with me.
535
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,551
Eeny meeny miney Moe, catch
a tiger by the toe.
536
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:06,760
If he hollers, let him go.
537
00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,220
My mother says to pick this one,
538
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,431
and out goes Y-O-U.
539
00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:13,017
Start with me. Start with me.
Start with me.
540
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,979
Okay, I'm gonna flip this coin
541
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,398
and this will be the
kidney decider, alright?
542
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:22,609
Um, why don't we do, uh,
Eeny meeny?
543
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:24,236
I thought we were gonna do a coin flip.
544
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,280
- Let's do Eeny meeny.
- We agreed on a coin flip.
545
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,032
Eh, I think I'd rather do
Eeny meeny.
546
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,950
- Fine.
- We'll do Eeny meeny miney Moe.
547
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,827
- Let's just do it, okay?
- Fine.
548
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,246
- Alright, go.
- Alright.
549
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,415
And before we go, I want to
say something to you guys
550
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,417
and I mean this.
I admire the both of you.
551
00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:42,755
What you're doing is an
unbelievable act of friendship.
552
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,175
I just wish I had a kidney
match so I could be involved.
553
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,427
Well, you haven't taken the test.
554
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,512
Are you ready to do Eeny meeny?
555
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:53,140
- Yeah.
- Do you want to take the test?
556
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,433
No, I don't think
I'm a match anyway.
557
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,936
Let's just do Eeny meeny.
Who wants to be Eeny?
558
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,606
- I'll be Eeny.
- Yeah, you can be Eeny.
559
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,191
- Okay.
- He'll be Eeny.
560
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:03,651
How come you want me to be Eeny?
561
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,319
No, it's good.
You should be Eeny.
562
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,696
That's what you want, right?
Don't you want to be Eeny?
563
00:24:08,821 --> 00:24:10,907
Want me to be Eeny?
Do you want me to be Eeny?
564
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,202
- I'll be Eeny. I'll be Eeny.
- Okay.
565
00:24:13,327 --> 00:24:14,994
- Okay, here we go.
- Yeah.
566
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,374
Eeny meeny miney Moe, catch
a tiger by the toe.
567
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:19,875
If he hollers, let him go.
568
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,920
My mother says to pick this one
569
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,172
and out goes Y-O-U.
570
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,007
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
571
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,634
- What are you excited about?
- What? What do you mean?
572
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,094
- What are you so happy about?
- I won.
573
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,012
- No, you lost.
- Out goes Y-O-U. Me.
574
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,681
No, you lost.
You're out. You're it.
575
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,349
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes.
576
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,184
- No, out goes Y-O-U.
- You, you.
577
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,727
- You're the loser.
- You're the loser.
578
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,604
- No, you're the loser.
- Hold on a minute.
579
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,648
- Tell-tell him, tell him.
- Hold on a minute.
580
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:46,109
Out goes Y-O... you give the kidney.
581
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,987
- You give the kidney.
- No, no, no.
582
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,696
- You give the kidney.
- You stupid idiots.
583
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,240
You don't even know how to play
Eeny meeny miney Moe.
584
00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,532
Oh, we're idiots?
585
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,201
I don't know how to play Eeny meeny?
586
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,703
You don't know the first
thing about Eeny meeny.
587
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,122
- Y-O-U. You're out. Out.
- No, I'm safe.
588
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,332
What the hell is all
this screaming about?
589
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:03,377
- Lose with dignity.
- Alright, wait a second.
590
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,337
We're playing
Eeny meeny miney Moe, okay?
591
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,047
- Yeah.
- Out goes Y-O-U.
592
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,133
- Right, you're it.
- Who's it?
593
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,801
- You're it.
- Out goes Y-O...
594
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,511
- I don't know--
- No, that person's safe.
595
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,556
- He's you.
- No, and out goes Y-O-U.
596
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,933
- You're it. It.
- You're it. You're it.
597
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:18,976
- You're it.
- You lose.
598
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,103
Oh, you fucking idiots here!
599
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,355
What are we talking about
anyway? What? Losing what?
600
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,190
They're giving a kidney
to Richard Lewis.
601
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,734
- He's the one.
- He lost.
602
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:28,986
Excuse me. Excuse me. You're not
giving your fucking kidney.
603
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,529
What if one your kids
needs a kidney one day?
604
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,281
You're gonna give a
kidney to Richard Lewis?
605
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:33,907
- No, no, no.
- You give it to him.
606
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,534
I might not be the match, Larry.
607
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,119
He needs his kidney, number one.
Number two, he's a fat fuck.
608
00:25:38,244 --> 00:25:39,580
He can't even survive the surgery.
609
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,205
How do you know he can't
survive the surgery?
610
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:43,500
You are healthy and thin.
You're giving the kidney.
611
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,627
End of discussion, moot point.
612
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,827
Out goes Y-O-U.
613
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:21,205
So I'm out.
I'm the winner.
614
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:24,917
No, that means you're out then
the other people stay in--
615
00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:27,086
That's if you're playing
with more than two.
616
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:30,506
If you're playing-if you're
playing with just two people
617
00:26:30,631 --> 00:26:33,050
then the one who's out is the
winner. Out goes Y-O-U.
618
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,719
I'm out. He's in.
619
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,137
He's the winner.
620
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,806
Have you ever played
Eeny meeny miney Moe?
621
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,307
- Yeah, I have.
- Huh? Have you?
622
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,934
- That's how it works.
- Listen...
623
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:44,936
I grew up with Eeny meeny miney
Moe, grew up with it.
624
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:47,523
- I did too.
- I know the rules of the game.
625
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,902
I think you're being a baby right now.
626
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,987
[Larry] You know, it's totally unfair.
627
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,115
You know, I take care of
myself all these years
628
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,744
the diet, the exercise, the
whole thing, for what?
629
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:03,789
I would have been better off
just eating crap and smoking.
630
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:06,166
That's what I should have
been doing all these years
631
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,960
eating crap and smoking.
632
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,628
Maybe this is why you were saved
633
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:13,006
when you were drowning that day.
634
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:16,468
Maybe this is... the reason.
635
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,429
- Oh really?
- Yeah.
636
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,807
Oh, he saved me, so I
can give up a kidney?
637
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:23,100
That's why?
638
00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,560
If he wants to get so involved
639
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,395
why doesn't he just fix
his kidney tonight
640
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,147
while he's sleeping...
641
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:32,025
...instead of going through all
this drowning-saving business?
642
00:27:33,484 --> 00:27:36,029
Well, I think you're
doing the right thing.
643
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,198
Don't you feel good about
doing this for Richard?
644
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,159
- No.
- Yes, you do.
645
00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:42,452
I don't. No, I feel awful.
646
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,955
Think about how he's feeling right now.
647
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,540
He feels good.
648
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,875
{\an8}Well, doesn't that make you feel good?
649
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,417
{\an8}- No.
- Well, you should.
650
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,170
- I don't.
- You're gonna be okay.
651
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,589
{\an8}- I'm not. No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
652
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,590
I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you.
653
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:58,468
- Really?
- Yeah.
654
00:27:58,594 --> 00:28:02,472
- Aww. Oh, it's okay.
- Thank you.
655
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,808
You're welcome.
I'll be here.
656
00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,476
I'm not gonna let anything
happen to you...
657
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:10,022
- What are you doing?
- What? What?
658
00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,608
You're turning consolation into sex?
659
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:15,777
Well, that's the ultimate
form of consolation.
660
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:17,946
- No, it's not.
- Yeah, sure it is.
661
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,282
Okay, just forget it.
662
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:24,077
You were consoling me, and
that's-that's consolation to me.
663
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,247
Sex is consolation.
Isn't that consolation. No?
664
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:31,084
[Kelvin] This has been the third
hold-up of a Jack in the Box
665
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,920
in the past two months.
666
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,838
{\an8}Police believe that the suspect,
Peter Hagen...
667
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:38,258
{\an8}Hey, that's that guy Pete,
the guy I got out of jail.
668
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,469
{\an8}[Kelvin] The victim of the
shooting in this case
669
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:42,179
{\an8}a Mr. Louis Lewis
670
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:45,182
{\an8}cousin of actor-comedian
Richard Lewis
671
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:49,269
{\an8}is in a coma and is not
expected to survive.
672
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:53,440
{\an8}This is Kelvin Han Yee
live from Studio City.
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