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- Ahh, chicken teriyaki boy!
- Chicken teriyaki boy!

- Gentlemen!
- Chicken.

I loved it when it was so big, you know?

Until today, I never
even thought about that

you know, 'cause usually--

- Hello! You remember Yoshi.
- Hello.

- Yoshi, hey!
- Hello, nice to see you.

I like that, a little bow.
See that?

- I did.
- I love that bow.

I am nuts about that bow.
It humbles you, you know?

And we've got so many cocky
people in this country.

They need, they need the
humility of the bow here.

It's big in Japan.

You should see some of the
sculptures that we saw today.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

There's one that
I think will be perfect

in our house once we get back to it.

- T-tell him about--
- We're looking for a big penis.

Do you have anything at the gallery?

- Uh, not quite, no.
- He's... No.

- With some big balls--
- Okay.

We've actually been talking

seriously about art, and it's not--

Look at this.
"Cofey was here."

What kind of moron is this
Cofey, carving his nick...

- What is that?
- Yeah, it's very childish.

Takes a knife out and
carves into the table?

- Inappropriate.
- H-how inappropriate is that?

Hey, by the way, my dad and your dad

are becoming very friendly
in that nursing home.

- Yes, yes.
- Oh, no, isn't that cute?

It was just his 80th birthday party.

We, we took him to Japan. Mm.

- No kidding?
- Yes.

He hadn't been back since since the war.

He saw some of his family and, uh...

...some of his military
buddies from the Air Force.

- He was in the war?
- Huh, wow.

- W-What did he do in the war?
- He was a, uh, pilot.

- Really? What kind of a pilot?
- A kamikaze pilot.

- Wow.
- Mmm.

- Hmm.
- Wow.

- Wouldn't he be dead?
- Um, not all of them died.

I know, but kamikaze
pilot kind of implies

that, you know, a kamikaze pilot

is a pilot who crashed and died, right?

- But he didn't.
- H-he survived, yes.

- Thank goodness for that.
- He survived?

- Yes.
- Here's to... What did you say?

- Kanpai, yes.
- But what happened exactly?

Did he, did he try a-and crash
the plane i-into a ship?

H-he grazed the ship.

- Mmm.
- Okay.

- Alright. He grazed the ship.
- Alright. He grazed it.

Is that because there was some kind of

malfunction with the plane?

It doesn't really matter he grazed it...

- I'm just curious.
- And he lived, and...

- And he is alive.
- And he's alive.

Yeah, but at the last
second, what happened?

Was he coming down, all
of a sudden, he said

you know, "Jesus, this kamikaze
business might not be for me.

I think maybe
I'll go back to base?"

- Okay, you know, it's--
- Something like that, huh?

So w-what happened at
the last second there?

I'm-I'm uncertain.

You know what's good is
the, um, rainbow roll

because it gives you a little
bit of everything. Hi.

- Are you ready to order?
- Yes.

I will have the chicken teriyaki.

- Chicken teriyaki.
- Chicken!

Chicken.

Chicken!

How about you, yosh?
A little chicken?

[Larry] So, you know,
I hired a private investigator.

- To find out if I'm adopted.
- What do you care now for?

Isn't the damage done
already from your parents?

I wouldn't want to know,
to be honest with you.

Hey, how's Lewis?
You hear from Lewis?

H-he's...
Something wrong with his kidney.

Oh yeah?
What, like a stone or something?

I-I don't know what he's got.
He's getting tests.

I don't know anything about it.
I just know he's concerned.

You know, he gets so worked up.
I don't... Doesn't surprise me.

- He doesn't look that good.
- I'm in.

I'm going to I present to you

a nice little straight
with a seven high.

- It's no good. I got a flush.
- Again?

It's a trick deck.
I think it's a trick deck.

He was born to poker players
and given up for adoption.

- Here are some pretzels.
- Oh, thank you.

[Larry] Did the pizza place
call by any chance?

Hey, what happened?
Isn't your brother playing?

Yeah, where's Yoshi?

What happened to your brother?

He told me last night he was coming.

Yeah, Yoshi's supposed to be here.

But, you know,
I can't get a hold of him.

Maybe he's stuck in
traffic or something.

Hey, s-so our fathers are becoming

very friendly at the nursing home.

Really? We should all get
together sometime...

Absolutely!
I'll be there tomorrow.

- I'm gonna play a little bingo.
- And maybe your father.

By the way, bingo is the
only thing in the world...

I'm gonna check on pizza.

...any sense of optimism about.

- You play bingo?
- Yes.

When I play I actually think
I'm gonna win.

- Isn't that insane?
- Look at those chips.

- Do you win?
- I do win.

- It's completely random.
- I know it's random.

I have a winning percentage that...

Hello, yeah.

More often than the other people.

What?

Oh my God, what...

Cedars Sinai, okay.
I'll be, we'll be right there.

- Bye. Mayuki!
- Is this a joke?

- Yoshi tried to commit suicide.
- What?

He tried to commit suicide.
Cedars Sinai.

- I gotta leave. I'll be back.
- Okay.

- Get the coat. Get the coat.
- Here's the coat.

- Keys, keys, keys.
- Yes, it's in here.

- It's in here.
- Let's go.

- Wow.
- Suicide?

- Jeez Louise.
- Holy cow.

I just saw him last night.

We had dinner with him.

- You did?
- Yeah.

Did he seem weird? - No.

Was he nervous?
Was he anxious?

Could he have lost face
or have been ashamed

or humiliated or anything?

Uh...

So... what should we do?

Well, you know, we're here.

- We are here.
- That's true, because...

You know, I had to really
finagle to get out tonight.

I'm kinda happy to be anywhere.

And you know, uh, we
can't leave the house.

- You know, it's... They're gone.
- We don't have keys.

And we don't know the
alarm code or anything.

- And a pizza is coming.
- Got a pizza coming.

Yeah, got a pizza coming.

And he tried, he didn't
actually kill himself.

That's true, that's a
very good distinction.

Because "tried," if he said he tried to

that means he didn't,
which means he's alive.

- Okay.
- He's here.

A pair of fours.

I'm gonna see what else
is in the fridge.

Get me a Pepsi.

- What the hell is going on?
- Hey.

- How's Yoshi?
- You're still playing?

- I took an orange.
- Yeah. You want some pizza?

- What're you doing here?
- What do you mean?

Yoshi's in the hospital.
He tried to commit suicide!

- How's he doing?
- He's okay, right?

How's he doing?
He almost killed himself!

- I know!
- I told you guys we should--

- You figured what?
- You never said that.

- I said we should leave.
- You never said that!

- Hey get out! Get out!
- You ordered another pizza.

Get the fuck out.
Get out. Get out.

It's over. It's over.
Please, out.

- We didn't even settle up!
- Can we settle up?

- Out! Let's go. Out. Out.
- I was up about $400.

Man, oh, man.
You know, pizza was coming.

It would've been rude
to leave a pizza guy--

It would've been rude to stop

and pick it up on your way home too.

You know, we didn't
know your alarm code.

I don't have an alarm!

Hey, di-did Yoshi mention my name?

He's got tubes coming out of his mouth.

- Okay. Alright.
- That means no.

- Get the fuck out.
- Alright.

Say hello for me if you see him.

Oh, my God did you hear
what happened to Yoshi?

Yeah, he's okay,
though. He didn't, he's fine.

- Thank God!
- Yeah.

- How do you know?
- He sent me a suicide email.

A suicide email?

Well, he had some things he
wanted to say before he--

Well, what-what did he say?

Well it's very private, Larry.

Hey, w-w-we're married, you know.

It's part of the whole marriage thing.

I have to tell you, when you get married

you not only get the sex, but you
get all the other stuff too.

All the information from the wife

who doesn't hold any secrets.

If he wanted you to see it

he would have copied you.

Did he copy other people?

He cc'd a few people, yes.

Are you kidding?

I wanna know. What did he say?

Stop it! I'll delete it.

I'll just delete it.
Stop it, get off me.

N-44.

- Four four!
- You're so noisy.

- One to go.
- I don't believe it.

- Need one!
- G-41.

- G-41!
- 41,yeah.

G-41. Not in my purview.

Not in my purview.

I-20.

- I-20.
- I-20?

- I-20.
- Bingo!

- Oh, he has... Oh my.
- Bingo.

- I don't believe it.
- Bingo.

- Alright.
- Let me see, let me--

Y-you're not the checker.
L-Lenore is the checker.

Lenore, Lenore! Check this out.

- Bingo. Watch.
- Let's see it.

Okay...

Okay, I'm sorry, sir.
I did not call I-17.

- What're you talking about?
- No, I never did.

- I-7... Yeah, I-17.
- That is not correct.

- I did not call I-17.
- You... Excuse me, excuse me--

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.
Cheat.

- Alright, just be patient.
- You called I-17.

- Let me see that pad.
- No.

- You're not gonna see this pad.
- Why? Let me take a look at it.

- Nobody checks out this pad.
- Why?

Why can't I check out your pad?

Because I never let
anyone look at my pad.

- Aha.
- Good for you, Lenore.

We're going to continue with the game.

- Just try to relax.
- You gotta listen to her.

- She knows what she's doing.
- Well, listen, she's my friend.

G-55.

- Bingo! Bingo!
- Oh, she... Oh, she has--

- Ruthie. Do we have bingo?
- Ooh-ooh.

- Let me see, Ruthie.
- There it is.

Oh, well...
Oh, yes, perfect!

- Yes, of course.
- Ruthie gets a dollar!

I won a dollar!

I won, everybody! I won!

- Oh, sit down.
- Bingo!

Sit down.

I had bingo.
You all know I had bingo.

[Ruthie] And I won your dollar.

There's something
fishy going on in this place.

I'm gonna buy you a piece of cheesecake!

Oh, thank you very much.
I love cheesecake.

I had Bingo!

Actually I took the 110 up to the, uh--

Oh, hey. Hello.

Hey, my wife tells me, uh,
Yoshi's doing great.

Yeah, he's fine.
He's home now.

Good news! Fantastic.

Hey, I-let me ask you something.

Have you ever played in that bingo game?

Have you ever noticed anything
strange going on there?

I need to talk to you, Larry.

Don't.
Don't try to get involved.

Don't try to pretend you're concerned.

- I was concerned.
- Concerned?

When we went to the hospital,
I come back

you guys are all still playing poker

and smoking cigars, eating pizza.

That's precisely why we were there

because we were concerned.

We wanted to show you support

so when you got home your
buddies would be there

and you're turning it into a bad thing.

Yoshi tried to commit suicide

and you just completely
put it out of your head.

We didn't put it out of our head.

We thought of it between hands.

Here's what you should
be concerned about

you're the reason why Yoshi
tried to commit suicide.

Come on, how's-how's that possible?

The whole kamikaze thing.

I was curious about that, so I asked.

Excuse me for having a-a curious mind

that asks questions of people.

I'm curious about how you
can be a kamikaze pilot

and still be alive.

There's a lot of kamikaze
pilots that are still alive.

You say that, and I say to you

they are not kamikaze pilots.

"He grazed the ship."

That sounds to me like

"I think I might head home.
This is fucking insane."

You, you taunted him, you
called him chicken.

I didn't call him chicken,
I ordered--

- You called him chicken.
- I ordered chicken, you idiot.

There's the difference,
here's the difference

"You're a chicken."
"I'll have some chicken."

"You're a chicken."
"I'd like a piece of chicken."

Well, he understood it as
you calling him a chicken.

He must've, he must've
taken it the wrong way.

And what about you sweeping
the chips off the table?

You cost me a lot of money.

I know for a fact you were down $300.

You actually owe me $300

if you wanna get technical about it.

I'll tell you what,
I'll get your chips back

you'll get your money back, but
you're gotta do one thing

you gotta call Yoshi at
home, he's home right now

and apologize for the
whole kamikaze statement

and the chicken thing.

- Okay, I will.
- Okay.

I'm gonna call him and apologize.

I'll use my dad's phone.

- Hello.
- Oh, hey, Yoshi.

- This is Larry David.
- Oh, hello, Larry.

I'm actually, uh,
I'm calling to apologize.

I'm sorry if I said anything

that might've been inappropriate.

I didn't, I didn't really
mean anything to happen.

I was just kinda curious...

...with the whole kamikaze thing.

- You know, I hope--
- A-are you eating something?

I'm eating, uh, pistachio nuts.

You're eating pistachio nuts
while you're apologizing to me?

Yes, so?

You can't be sincere about

apologizing and then snack

on pistachio nuts!

What?
I can eat and apologize.

There's no pistachio
crunching in apologizing.

I respectfully disagree,
I've snacked and apologized

many times in the past and everyone's

always accepted it quite graciously.

Well, that might be the way
you do things in your family

but we don't snack and apologize--

What, i-is that a Japanese thing?

No! No, t-t-that's a
human thing, alright?

Hey, did you mention me
in that suicide email?

Oh, Larry. I'm glad to see you.

How are you, Dr. Skadden?

I'm good. How's your dad?

- I think he's doing well.
- I think he's doing real well.

Uh, I'm gonna write him a
little prescription though.

Maybe you wanna have it filled.

- Okay.
- A little blood thinner.

Um... you know, I'm kinda glad
I ran into you.

I wanna talk to you a
little bit about something

that happened to me today.

And... let's keep this between
the two of us, okay?

Sure.

In the bingo game today...

...I won, I yelled "bingo."

Lenore, the woman who runs the game

came over, looked at my card

and said she didn't call
one of the numbers.

Now look, I can hear better than
anybody in that room, okay?

She called my number.
I listen, I pay attention.

I'm a good bingo player.
A minute later Ruth wins.

Lenore came over, and she gives
the dollar to her friend.

And don't tell me, after that game

her friend Ruthie wasn't
giving her 50 cents, alright?

I won that game, fair and
square. Fair and square.

So Larry you think
Lenore is taking kick-back

from calling the numbers?
Is that what you're saying?

I think the bingo game is fixed.

I think Lenore is either
in cahoots with Ruth

or maybe even a few other
people, I don't even know.

You know what you should do?

T-take off, take off
your little smock here

take off your tie, sit in on a game

keep your ears open.
Keep your ears open.

Listen, to see w-who's
winning at the bingo game.

You want me to go
undercover to play bingo?

Is that what you're saying?

Do you know anything
about this game, doctor

that you're not telling me?

I know the bingo is for
the residents, Larry.

And I know it takes place
on Wednesdays and Fridays.

That's what I know, and
I know they enjoy it.

Well, in a week or two, you're
gonna come up to me and go

"Larry, you know what?

You were right about that bingo game."

- I will check into it.
- Good, that's all I ask.

That's all I ask.
Just ask around.

Do a little check into it.
That's all I ask.

- I'm not asking a lot.
- No, not at all.

- Thank you. Okay.
- Okay, Larry.

- You have a good day.
- You too.

- Hello.
- How are you?

I'm well.
I have a prescription.

Okay.

- Is this for you?
- No, it's for my father.

Father. Blood thinner.

You know, there's another
drug out on the market

that I personally like a lot better.

- Really?
- Yeah.

My patients are...

...they're a lot happier
with the other drug.

Huh.

If you like, I could
write it down for you.

But the doctor prefers this one.

Yes, but I prefer the other one.

But he likes this one.

But I like that one.

Doctor.

Pharmacist.

Doctor!

Pharmacist.

I'll go with the pharmacist.

- I'm going with the pharmacist.
- Yes, sir.

I'm taking this to the doctor,
I'm getting a new prescription

and I'll be back,
Mr. Pharmacist.

- I'm glad. Thank you, sir.
- I'm going with you.

- Hey!
- Hey, Larry, how are you?

Any progress on, uh...

...the bingo, the bingo business?

- No, no word on the bingo.
- Nothin'?

Nothin'.

Keep your eye on this, uh, Ruth.

- Ruth?
- Yeah, Ruth.

She's bad news.
I'm tellin' ya.

There's something about this
woman I don't trust at all.

I don't know how she got into
this place, don't they have

a screening process of some kind?

Yes, Larry, we screen them to make sure

they're old and sick and need care.

Well, she's got some kind of
personality disorder I think.

Well, she's on a lot of medication.

You think that's an excuse, really?

I mean, that's like the Twinkie defense.

Well, I'll continue to
investigate, Larry.

Okay. Um, one other thing.

Just came from the pharmacist.

He kinda wants to go a different
way with the medication.

- Sorta disagreed with you.
- The pharmacist?

Yeah he wrote, uh, he
wrote out a drug here.

I don't know what it is,
but I need a prescription

from you for-for this.

You need a prescription from me

for something the
pharmacist has suggested?

He was quite passionate about it.

You know, he deals with
this stuff all the time.

I'm a doctor, Larry.

Well, he's a pharmacist.

Yes, and I'm a doctor.

He's a pharmacist.

- Doctor.
- Pharmacist!

- Doctor.
- Pharmacist.

Fine, you go with the pharmacist.

Okay. Thank you.
Thank you very much.

You're welcome.
Have yourself a nice day.

Thank you!

Fuck me!
I want your cock.

Oh, fuck me!
It feels so good, oh!

Oh, I want your big cock!

Fuck me! Oh, God, yes!

Oh!

Fuck me! Fuck me!

Yes! Oh my God!

Dad! Dad, I'm coming in.

- Fuck me harder!
- Shh, shh.

Oh, God, yes! Oh!

You know, you can... I can hear
it in the lobby, this thing!

So what? I can't hear, you know?

- Too loud!
- It's very hard for me.

I can't hear. Please...
Oh, you turned it off. Come on.

W-we can't watch porno together,
I don't think--

We don't have that kind
of relationship yet.

- But you ruined it for me now.
- Sorry.

- Alright
- Hey, uh, that bingo game...

- Yeah.
- Something's fishy.

W-What're you talking about?
About bingo?

You noticed anything strange
going on in that...

Like Ruthie, does she win a lot?

Of course she wins a lot.
This woman is a winner.

She wins a lot?

Yes, of course she wins a
lot, she plays a lot--

- Come in.
- Hello there, Nattie!

Hello, Ruthie.
Come on. Come on.

- Good afternoon.
- Yes, hello.

Come, sit down. We'll sit,
we'll talk a little bit.

This is wonderful.

So what're you two guys talking about?

- Well, to tell you the truth--
- Oh, you know Tanaka.

You know Tanaka, t-the Japanese guy

his son tried to kill himself.

But he's home from the hospital.
He didn't die.

- Oh, yeah, good guy--
- No no, "die."

- Lie? Die?
- No, "die."

Die, die, die!

You're back.

- I am back, as promised.
- I'm glad.

I gotta tell you something.
The doctor was upset.

Doctors don't like to have
their authority questioned.

I told him I had to go with
the pharmacist, you know?

We see a lot of drugs.
I-I think this is a good choice.

Is that your name?

Cofey?

Yeah.

Have you ever been to
that Japanese restaurant

across the street?

Oh, yeah, eat there all the time.

So Cofey... was there.

You could say that.

You know what, Cofey?

I think I'll go with the doctor.

Are you gonna try some of this eel?

You know, if you wanna
taste my chicken teriyaki

you don't have to go
through this charade

of offering me the eel, whatever.

You know, just ask me.

I don't want your chicken
teriyaki, but thank you.

I-I know that you do.
Here, take a piece.

Here, on me.

Oh, oh, I forgot to tell you.

- I was in the pharmacy.
- Yeah?

Remember the other day
when we were in here

a-and I saw "Cofey was
here" on the table?

- Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
- Remember that? Remember that?

The pharmacist had a name
tag that said "Cofey."

- Really?
- Yeah.

What is this with the
Blackberry every...

All the time now? You know,
it's really getting annoying.

Well I was listening, I'm
supposed to be meeting Wanda--

All you do all day long i-is
this Blackberry thing.

Well, 'cause she was gonna
tell me when she...

...her break was coming up.
I'm gonna stop by and visit her.

You're supposed to be talking to me.

- I-I--
- We're having lunch, you know.

- I... The coffee.
- Alright.

- I'm going to the bathroom.
- Okay.

- Chicken teriyaki boy!
- Chicken teriyaki boy!

Chicken! Chicken!

- Stop it!
- Yoshi! Yoshi!

- Chicken teriyaki boy!
- Great, that's just great.

- Cofey! Cofey is here!
- Cofey! Cofey is here!

- Cofey is here!
- Cofey is here!

- Cofey!
- Cofey!

Hey!

You told everyone in the restaurant

that Yoshi was a chicken.

I'm chicken teriyaki boy.

That's my nickname, 'cause
I always order chicken teriyaki.

So whenever I go in, they go,
"Oh, chicken teriyaki boy!"

- And they call you that.
- Yes, that's my name.

Hey. W-What's my name in this place?

- What do they call me?
- Chicken teriyaki boy.

- I'm chicken teriyaki boy.
- He is he is...

Nobody has that kind of nickname.

Oh, and, hey, I kept up
my end of the bargain

so fork over the money you owe me.

No, you have not kept up
your end of the bargain.

What? I apologized.

He said you were eating
something on the phone.

You're not allowed to eat pistachio nuts

when you apologize?

By the way, were they
with shells or without?

- They had shells.
- Okay, so you had to de-shell.

So-so, so you're not paying up?

You have not apologized
to Yoshi properly.

It's probably better not to
eat when you apologize.

I'll tell you what. Let's go
double or nothing. Bingo.

You wanna take me on in bingo?

Tomorrow,
the nursing home, 2:00.

2:00. Tomorrow at the nursing home.

Double or nothing.
Which way you wanna lose?

Horizontal, vertical, or diagonal?

Oh, you have no idea what
you're getting into.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah, don't be late.

- Don't worry, I won't.
- We'll see.

Oh, no!

Suicide Blackberry.

- Bingo!
- Oh, alright, Alice.

I'll be right there to check you out.

- Shove over. What?
- Jeez, you shouldn't be here.

- You shouldn't be here.
- What're you talking about?

- Hand me one of your cards.
- Alright, take it.

- You're late. You're late.
- I'm here. Yeah.

Alright, everybody. Are we
ready to start another game?

Nobody beats me at bingo.
Nobody!

Really?
I haven't read about that.

B-4.

- B-4. Oh, good start!
- "B" what?

- B-4.
- Four.

I don't have four, wait, I have--

B-11.

- B-11 .
- Eleven. Eleven.

O-69.

- O-69!
- Okay.

O-62.

Bingo!

Bingo!

Bingo!

♪ Bingo ♪♪

That's him.

He's the one

that tried to kill Ruthie.

Huh?

- Yes.
- What? What?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait,
wait, wait calm down here.

No that's ridiculous.
I-I didn't try to kill her.

Hey, s-seriously, come on.

Why-why would I do that?

Oh, I know what you mean.
No, no.

'Cause I was talking to my father.

He's a little deaf, so I have to scream

and I was saying, "Die, die."

Kev, come on, back me up here.

Kev! Help me out!

Tel-tell 'em! Kev?

Wait-wait a second.
Sorry about the bingo game.

I have money! Here!
Here, take it. Take it all.

Take it, take it, take...

Banzai!