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How do those feel to you?
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Well, they feel pretty good.
I kinda like these orthotics.
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Yeah, yeah, they're
really gonna help.
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Boy, sure make a lot of noise.
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They take a while to break in.
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Ah, Jesus!
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How are you?
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- Everything okay?
- Si.
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Yeah?
Seem a little down.
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- No, I-I okay.
- You okay?
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- Si.
- Can you do me a favor?
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Small favor, okay?
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Small favor.
It's hardly even a favor.
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You work here, actually,
so it's part of your job.
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Either way, it's still a favor.
Okay.
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So I got, uh, see this thing?
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It's a mezuzah.
Got that?
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And I need you to put
it over the door here.
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This is like a Jewish thing.
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You know, we put it over the
door so every anti-Semite
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in the neighborhood will
know that we live here
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in case they wanna burn down the house.
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Anyway, you just need a nail.
Get a nail, hammer and a nail.
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- Put it up.
- Si, mezuzah.
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Yeah, mezuzah.
I don't...
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I don't know what it does, really.
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But anyway, because my
father's coming to visit
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he'll be upset if he
doesn't see it up there.
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He's a little hard-of-hearing
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so when you talk to him, talk loud.
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He's losing his hearing.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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So you just speak up a little bit.
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"Hello, hello?"
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- You know.
- "Hello? Hello?"
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Yeah, "How do you feel,
Mr. David?"
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"How'd you feel, Mr. David?"
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That's good.
That's good, Jesus.
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By the way, Jesus, Jesus?
Either one?
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Either one, si.
It's okay.
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- Same thing?
- Si.
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Okay, okay.
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- I do mezuzah.
- Okay, great.
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What ha...
What happened to your leg?
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It hurts on the bottom of my feet.
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I have the exact same thing!
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Do you want your life changed,
Jesus?
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Huh?
Okay.
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See this?
It's called an orthotic.
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Just put 'em in the
bottom of your shoe...
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...and that's it.
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- No, no, no, I do the mezuzah--
- Huh?
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- Try them on!
- Tell him, Maria.
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Honey, what could it hurt?
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They make you feel better.
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- Okay.
- Alright, okay, there you go.
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- Okay.
- It's a good idea.
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Gracias, Mr. Larry.
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- De nada.
- Thank you.
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De nada.
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♪ De nada ♪
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- What is that noise?
- I don't know.
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- Hey.
- Is that you?
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- What?
- What's that noise?
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Oh, the orthotics.
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- Ugh...
- What?
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- It's loud!
- Well, you gotta break 'em in.
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It takes a little time.
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They're really loud.
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Well, they're very good for my
feet, I could tell you that.
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- My feet feel a lot better.
- That's good.
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Hey, let me ask you something.
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Why is it that before you have a meal
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you do the whole cross
thing, but not for a snack?
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I don't think it applies to snacks.
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I guess otherwise you'd be
crossing all day long.
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There's gotta be a
maximum number of times
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that somebody can cross in a day.
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Uh, I wonder what the record is.
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Have you ever seen any
crossing on a snack, ever?
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- I don't think so.
- Excuse me.
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[Larry] I'm gonna be on
the lookout for some
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of these people who
cross before snacking.
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What's that?
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- This?
- Yeah.
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This is a nail.
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I bought this on the Internet.
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It's from "The Passion of the Christ."
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What, are you kidding?
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{\an8}No.
Kind of interesting--
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You got one of those
Christ nails from the movie?
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{\an8}Mm-hmm, yep.
Have you seen it?
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- I didn't see it.
- Alright, you must--
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Missed "Passion of the Christ."
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- We have it on DVD--
- Wish I could have gone.
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They have all kinds of things
in the Internet, you know
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for "The Passion of the Christ."
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You're nuts about this
Jesus guy, aren't you?
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Yeah, well, I have a personal
relationship with Christ and I--
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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See, I can see worshipping
Jesus if He were a girl.
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Like if God had a daughter...
Jane.
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{\an8}- I'll worship a Jane.
- No.
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But you know, to worship a guy...
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...it's like a little kinda, you know
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it's a little gay, isn't it?
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- Okay.
- The Son of God!
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- What's the matter with you?
- No, I'm just saying.
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- A girl, I would worship Jane...
- Larry!
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If He had a daughter Jane
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I could have a relationship with a Jane.
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- He didn't have a daughter!
- It's a shame it wasn't a girl.
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That's all I have to say.
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Good-looking woman, zaftig, you know?
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- Okay.
- Good sense of humor.
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- No, no, no.
- That's fine.
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if he had a daughter, everybody--
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- We got it.
- Everybody would worship Jane.
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- Stop it.
- That's all I'm saying.
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- Larry?
- What?
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- What are you doing?
- What?
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- What are you doing?
- What? Nothing.
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I was, your bra was kind of,
it was about to fall off
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and I was...
I was putting it back on.
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Alright, and I felt like
you were looking at...
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My size.
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Oh, um...
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Yeah.
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Well...
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I didn't deliberately set
out to look at the size
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but I was,
I had the bra in my hand
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and it's kind of like, you know,
if you have a driver's license
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you check out the date of birth.
That's all.
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- Okay.
- I checked it out.
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And what'd you think?
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Yeah...
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Okay, it was good.
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Um...
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Well, while we're on the subject
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uh, I think we're gonna
have to let Maria go.
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- I cannot...
- Really?
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Stand to watch her clean
room to room without a bra.
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- Yeah.
- It's very distracting.
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I know, but that's a big move.
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You know, why don't you just
tell her to put a bra on?
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I'm not gonna have that
conversation with someone.
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I would rather just get rid of her.
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- We'll find somebody else.
- Really?
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First of all, she makes
the best chicken salad.
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I would really miss that.
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Well, Larry, then you're
gonna have to tell her
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to wear a bra or fire her.
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- If I see, listen.
- Alright, I'll tell her.
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I'll tell her to put the bra on.
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I'll talk to her.
I'll talk to her, no problem.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- Alright, are you...
- Alright, I got it.
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- Huh?
- You done with this?
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- Yeah, I am.
- You done?
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Would you like to...
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[Maria] Oh, hi,
I thought you were Jesus!
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- Jesus! No kidding.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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His shoes are like your shoes.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, they're very loud.
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Yeah, they make a lotta noise.
You gotta break them in.
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{\an8}Yeah, but his feet feel really good.
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- They're better?
- Si, yeah.
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- Fantastic!
- Yeah, thank you.
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- That's unbelievable.
- It's good.
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- And they fit and everything?
- Mm-hmm!
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- Is he happy?
- Yes.
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'Cause you know, between you and me
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he can be quite a downer,
this guy, this Jesus.
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{\an8}Yeah, I know.
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He's good.
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- Maria?
- Yeah?
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Uh, I got a little thing
I need to talk about with you.
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Okay.
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Cheryl and I were having a
conversation the other night
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and, uh, well, last night, actually.
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You know, we couldn't
help but, uh, notice
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that, uh, you don't wear a, uh... bra.
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Oh, no. Don't like 'em.
Not for me.
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- Not for you?
- No.
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Hmm.
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Because, you know I got
my father-in-law here.
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- Mm-hmm?
- They're kind of distracting.
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Distracting?
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Yeah, a lot of flopping going on.
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No, they don't flop.
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- There's floppin'!
- Don't like the support things.
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They-they're uncomfortable.
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I haven't worn one in 15 years.
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They've made some great
technological advances
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in bras in 15 years.
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They're inviting and cozy and cottony.
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What do you call that cotton?
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Puma?
That's a sneaker.
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Alright... pima!
pima!
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No, I don't like 'em.
Mm-mm.
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- You don't like 'em?
- Mm-mm.
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Alright, I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do for you, okay?
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I'm gonna buy you a bra.
How about that?
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I'll buy you one, you'll try it
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you'll put it on, you'll see
what I'm talking about.
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My treat.
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- Okay, I'll try it.
- You'll try it!
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I'll just try it on and just, that's it.
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I'm gonna get you a bra.
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[Larry] Where are you?
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[Jeff] I'm in the kitchen.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, my orthotics.
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Well, what's the story with that?
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Well, I got these new
orthotics, you know...
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Is it always gonna sound that way?
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No, no, you need to break 'em in.
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- Okay, have you broke 'em--
- But my foot?
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- Yeah?
- Goodnight, nurse.
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- Really? Oh, how about that?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- Congratulations. Wow.
- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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- Beer?
- Hmm. Maybe later.
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Alright, well, if you want one
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I haven't been able to
find my can opener.
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I'm telling you something.
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I got a housekeeper who steals.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
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Alright, so it's just a can opener,
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you might not think it's much, but
everything I look for, gone!
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- Then why don't you fire her?
- 'Cause I don't know for sure.
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- But I'm pretty sure.
- Gee, I hate to hear that.
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I know. I know.
It's horrible.
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Of course, my housekeeper,
I had to tell her to wear a bra.
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[Jeff] You had to tell your
housekeeper to wear a bra?
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Yeah.
I am buying her--
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I have to buy her a bra.
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I just don't know what size she is.
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[Susie] Honey?
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Sammi's last tooth finally fell out.
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Oh, great, great, great,
great, great, great!
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Look at that, huh?
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Yeah, tooth fairy will
be coming tonight.
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What?
Wait a second.
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- What is this?
- What, tooth fairy?
246
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,658
- Tooth fairy?
- Yeah.
247
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,452
What, are you kidding?
She's like 11 years old.
248
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,162
It's none of your goddamn
business, Larry.
249
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,831
Her tooth falls out...
250
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,374
- We stick it under her pillow.
- Tooth fairy?
251
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,668
Tooth fairy, she still
believes in the tooth fairy?
252
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,545
Yes, she still believes
in the tooth fairy.
253
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,838
What's the matter with that?
254
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,589
- Really?
- Yeah.
255
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,008
Jesus Christ,
I'm-I'm shocked.
256
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,677
- What's so shocking?
- 'Cause... I don't know.
257
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,888
You don't understand children.
You don't know child psychology
258
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,473
and what they believe and don't believe.
259
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,850
- I guess I don't.
- No!
260
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,059
I knew there was no tooth fairy
261
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,811
even before my teeth fell out.
262
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,729
[Susie] Really? Well, maybe
that's what your problem is.
263
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,565
Maybe if you had a little faith
or a belief in something
264
00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,568
you wouldn't have ended up
the way you did, you know?
265
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,071
What are you looking at?
266
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,198
What?
No, nothing.
267
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:58,825
Alright.
Thanks for your help.
268
00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,618
Yeah, my pleasure.
It's always something.
269
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,078
- Will you do me a favor?
- What?
270
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,538
For the rest of the night,
just leave us alone.
271
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,374
- Fine, my pleasure.
- Thank you.
272
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,042
- You know what?
- What?
273
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,462
I think she's about the same size as
274
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,339
as Maria, my housekeeper.
275
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,008
- Really?
- Yeah.
276
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,094
- You know what size she is?
- No. I could find out.
277
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,511
- Would you?
- Sure.
278
00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:21,054
Thank you, thank you.
279
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,599
Do you know what Cheryl's size is?
280
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,601
I just found out, and I
gotta tell you something.
281
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,769
- Hmm?
- A little disappointed.
282
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,021
- Really?
- Yeah.
283
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,898
What, B-cup?
284
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,107
- I'd rather not say.
- C?
285
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,567
- I can't, you know?
- 32?
286
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,860
- I can't. I don't--
- 34?
287
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,236
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Come on.
288
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:36,696
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Come on!
289
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,822
No! I'd rather not--
290
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,407
I'm giving you
Susie's bra size.
291
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,075
Give me Cheryl's bra size.
292
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,285
It's a trade.
293
00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:45,246
- I can't. I don't want to.
- You know what?
294
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:49,208
You don't tell me Cheryl's,
I ain't telling you Susie's.
295
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,960
- Okay. Fine.
- Okay. Fine.
296
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,420
I'm not the one who has
to go out and buy a bra.
297
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,797
- I don't give a shit.
- Oh, yeah, you do.
298
00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,260
It's unbelievable, isn't it?
299
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,054
I mean, I could be general manager
300
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,138
of a basketball team.
301
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,514
I could put together a better team--
302
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,141
You could not.
303
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,309
- Don't tell me I couldn't--
- You don't have a clue.
304
00:12:07,434 --> 00:12:08,811
Half the things you say
here on the couch--
305
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,189
I know as much about
basketball as these idiots.
306
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,899
- Oh, right. Yeah, right.
- I just need the opportunity.
307
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,150
- That's all.
- Yeah, that's all.
308
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,276
- Just the opportunity.
- That's all.
309
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,986
A young, fresh kid out of college
310
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,321
just needs the opportunity.
311
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,530
- I do!
- That's all.
312
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,990
- I know I could do it.
- Yeah. Yeah.
313
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,283
- Where you going?
- Bathroom.
314
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,660
Alright.
315
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,515
What are you doing?
316
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,183
What are you doing with that money?
317
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,561
Well, I was checking to make
sure the tooth fairy left it.
318
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,521
- You're lying! You're a liar!
- No, Sammi! No, sweetie!
319
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,814
You're the tooth fairy!
320
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,899
- There is no tooth fairy!
- No, honey.
321
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,110
- There is a tooth fairy.
- You're lying!
322
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,987
- It's you!
- I'm gonna kill him!
323
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:43,197
It's you!
You're the tooth fairy!
324
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,532
You know what you just did?
325
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,034
[Sammi] I'll never believe you again!
326
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,162
Sammi caught me putting the
money under her pillow
327
00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,248
because you woke her up with
those things in your shoes
328
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,541
and now she knows that
I'm the tooth fairy!
329
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,251
- Really? The shoes woke her up?
- Yes!
330
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,753
Yes, the shoes woke her up!
331
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,797
She knows that there's
no tooth fairy now!
332
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,758
- Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
- Oh, you're sorry?
333
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,217
I'm her mother!
Trust!
334
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,804
I-I know, but, you know, it
had to happen eventually.
335
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,931
You know, you're a stupid fucking idiot!
336
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,183
I cannot listen to this!
337
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,768
- Jeff, do you hear this?
- No, what's going--
338
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,895
- "It had to happen eventually."
- What had to happen?
339
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,813
His orthotics, whatever
the hell they are
340
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,398
the noise woke Sammi
up and she caught me!
341
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,857
What's with your fakakta shoes?
342
00:14:18,982 --> 00:14:21,235
I told you it takes a
while to break 'em in!
343
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,528
What are you breaking 'em
in in my house for?
344
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:26,240
- It's crazy!
- Uh, you know, it's, hey, look!
345
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,159
Let me just posit this, okay?
346
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,577
It might be a blessing in disguise.
347
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,912
- How?
- Well, you know...
348
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,622
Kid's 11 years old already.
349
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:33,915
It's enough with the tooth fairy!
350
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,626
Ah! Not your business, Larry,
you misanthropic moron!
351
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,920
Not for you to judge!
She's our kid!
352
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,214
We decide when she knows
about the tooth fairy!
353
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,384
Well, maybe you shouldn't have
propagated this ridiculous myth!
354
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,676
Get the fuck out of my house!
355
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,804
- You sure?
- Yes!
356
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,619
Hey, what's going on?
357
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,287
What is it?
358
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,582
Larry, get rid of those orthotics!
359
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,170
Now I'll never get back to sleep!
360
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,107
May I help you?
361
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,985
Yes, hi, um...
362
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:48,156
Yeah, I'm interested in,
uh, in buying a, uh...
363
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,615
...bra.
364
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:50,741
- For your--
- It's not for me, no.
365
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,034
- No, it's--
- Not for me.
366
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,911
For your sweetheart or your wife?
367
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,956
- Girlfriend?
- Actually, my, uh, housekeeper.
368
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,749
- Oh, housekeeper, okay.
- Yeah.
369
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,626
I'm not making it up.
It's really not for me.
370
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,628
Fine, okay, no, it's not...
Of course it's not for you.
371
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,963
Tell me you believe me.
It's important to me.
372
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,506
- I believe you! Of course not!
- Okay.
373
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,716
You know, not that there's
anything wrong with it.
374
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:07,884
No, because I know--
375
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,177
No but there is something wrong with it.
376
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,344
What am I saying, not that there's
377
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,471
there's a lot wrong with it.
378
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,972
We can't say that in this day and age.
379
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,307
I like to walk around with
underwear on my head.
380
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,600
Is there anything wrong with that?
381
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,101
Is there something wrong with that?
382
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,686
Yeah, there's something wrong with that.
383
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,396
Very funny, so you really
do need a bra then?
384
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,315
- Yes. Something comfortable.
- Okay, for a woman?
385
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,900
She hasn't worn one in 15 years.
386
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,693
- I need something comfortable.
- Not a French maid outfit?
387
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,153
No, no, it's not a Lacey
French maid outfit.
388
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,531
- 'Cause we have lots of those.
- This feels very nice.
389
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,033
Yes, this is our
revolutionary "Elasticene."
390
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,368
- Feel this thing. Yeah.
- This is the one...
391
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,578
Mmm. Lovely.
392
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,830
This is the best bra we make.
393
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,790
Ooh, it's so soft.
I like that. I like that.
394
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,168
In fact, this one...
395
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,878
I wonder if they make
underwear out of this stuff.
396
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,922
They do.
We have matching panties.
397
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,007
- We have a special--
- No, for me, for men.
398
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,468
See, that's, that's why
I'm saying, it's--
399
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,929
Feel free to try on anything
here that you want.
400
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,139
- We have a complete--
- Are you out of your mind?
401
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,558
I'm not saying it's for me.
It's not for me.
402
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,268
I'm just saying this kind
of foamy, soft material...
403
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,520
Isn't it wonderful?
404
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,104
Would be nice, you know,
down-down there for me.
405
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,148
- It's so smooth, yes.
- But... What?
406
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,567
What? That doesn't make me a pervert...
407
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,818
{\an8}There's nothing perverted about it!
408
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:08,903
...Underwear made out of a bra.
409
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,571
That doesn't make me a pervert.
410
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,907
Let's start, let's figure
out what this woman has...
411
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,912
[Larry] Got a good
selection for you here.
412
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,414
And, you know, the only issue,
of course, is the size
413
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,417
which I have to say I didn't,
I didn't really know your size.
414
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,087
I got a feeling I think
I nailed it.
415
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,922
I really do!
416
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,965
Okay, I'll try them all on.
417
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,467
- Alright?
- Thank you, Mr. David.
418
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,760
Alright, you're welcome.
419
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,021
Hey.
420
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,940
You're a sick fuck, you know that?
421
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:46,983
- What?
- What are you talking about?
422
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,693
What are we talking about?
423
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,820
You know, our housekeeper's
been stealing, Larry
424
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,281
so we installed cameras
throughout the house.
425
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,575
{\an8}Laundry room.
I looked at the tape.
426
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,330
[Susie] Quite a show,
Larry. Look familiar?
427
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:05,126
[Larry] Alright, so I'm
looking at the size of it.
428
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,086
I needed to buy a bra
for the housekeeper
429
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,755
and it seemed like you
two were the same size.
430
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,173
So I needed to find out
what your size was!
431
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,550
And what's all this mincing around?
432
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:13,801
- What is this?
- No!
433
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,511
I was trying to imagine
what it would be like
434
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,097
to be the housekeeper and
have those breasts, you know
435
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,016
working and doing dishes and vacuuming.
436
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,476
[Cheryl] And how did that
feel? Did it feel good?
437
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,229
This is how your housekeeper
washes dishes, like this?
438
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,897
Huh?
That's what she does?
439
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,358
She dances, mincing
around, washing dishes?
440
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,818
Well, why are you looking
at her breasts?
441
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,570
I don't understand why you would walk
442
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,321
into her laundry room...
443
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,115
And start rifling through her underwear.
444
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,868
I just had happened to see
the bra there, so I thought
445
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,830
hey, look at that, she seems to
be about the same size as Maria!
446
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,123
So that's what you're doing
447
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,708
is you're staring at everyone's breasts?
448
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,792
No, I knew I had to buy her
a bra and I thought--
449
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:50,296
Why are you buying her a bra?
You don't have to buy her a bra!
450
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,380
You're the one who made me
451
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,965
get a bra for her in the first place!
452
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,467
- I never said go buy her a bra!
- Oh, yeah!
453
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,260
- What is wrong with you?
- But you wanted her...
454
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,261
- To put a bra on!
- Well, it's disgusting.
455
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,721
And I was just fine--
456
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,097
[Cheryl] You don't walk around looking--
457
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,599
{\an8}Exactly.
It's disgusting.
458
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,684
Keep your goddamn hands
off my brassiere, okay?
459
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,519
This isn't the first time it's happened.
460
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,896
The other day he's rifling
through my things...
461
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,648
- With your bras?
- Looking at my labels.
462
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,316
- With her bra?
- We're married 11 years!
463
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,734
So I took a little peek at
her bra size, so big deal.
464
00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:14,904
- Well, fine!
- So sue me! Lock me up!
465
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,490
Pervert!
You sick fuck pervert!
466
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,949
You have some fetish about bras...
467
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,368
- Oh, get out of here! Fetish...
- With your housekeeper.
468
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,535
With Cheryl, with me.
469
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,079
I don't know what the hell it is
470
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,040
but it's sick and you better
fix those goddamn shoes too!
471
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,166
'Cause you know what he did?
472
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,876
He woke Sammi up the other night.
473
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,252
I was putting money under her pillow
474
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,921
"cause her tooth fell out.'
475
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,464
She caught me, now she knows
there's no tooth fairy.
476
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,674
Yeah, because there is
no fucking tooth fairy!
477
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,092
- So what?
- And it's about time...
478
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,552
- She learned that!
- None of your business!
479
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,390
Where have you been?
480
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,183
Bra shopping.
481
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,825
- Okay, Mr. Larry?
- Ahh! Ahh!
482
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,576
- It's nice?
- Very nice!
483
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,704
- It's good, huh?
- Very nice indeed!
484
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,580
- I like it!
- You like it?
485
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,082
It's nice.
It feels good.
486
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,084
- Good.
- Yeah, it feels nice.
487
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,503
What's with him?
488
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,296
[Maria] Oh, he didn't get a
lot of sleep last night.
489
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,717
{\an8}He was woken up and now
he's very tired today.
490
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,385
- Mmm.
- Yeah.
491
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,972
What's the, what's the
mezuzah doing over there?
492
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,307
My father's gonna freak out.
He's gonna be here any minute.
493
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,017
Why didn't Jesus put the mezuzah up?
494
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,936
Oh, Jesus was very upset
495
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,063
that you were talking about my breasts
496
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,107
and wanting to buy a bra for me.
497
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,444
So-so he said, "Mr. David
can go fuck himself."
498
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,864
That's what Jesus said?
499
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,699
{\an8}Yeah, he was mad.
500
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,251
My father's pulling up!
Where's a hammer?
501
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,336
He keeps it in the drawer somewhere.
502
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,508
What about a nail?
Where's a nail?
503
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,136
I don't know where he keeps
the nails! I don't...
504
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,605
What's going on there?
505
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,898
I'm putting up a mezuzah.
506
00:21:57,023 --> 00:21:59,527
Wait a minute.
Is that my nail?
507
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,862
- I'll get you another one.
- You took my nail?
508
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,656
- Larry!
- That's blasphemy!
509
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,241
What?
What is going on?
510
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,701
Took my nail!
He took my nail!
511
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,119
He took the nail right off my neck!
512
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:10,579
[Susie] Why'd you have a
nail around your neck?
513
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:12,205
- That's Jesus' nail!
- Oh, no!
514
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,290
- That's Jesus' nail!
- No, I know!
515
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,500
My father's coming right now!
516
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,305
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey!
517
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,182
Hey, boy chick.
518
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,810
Alright.
Alright, kiddo.
519
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,561
- Hi, Nat.
- Hi, Nat!
520
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,063
- Hi.
- Hi, Nat.
521
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,398
Hi, Nat.
522
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,609
[Jeff] This is the best
chicken salad I've ever had.
523
00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:43,028
- Ever, right?
- Unbelievable.
524
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:44,405
- It's amazing.
- Unbelievable.
525
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,031
I don't know what the hell she does.
526
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,867
My God, she makes chicken salad
527
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:50,202
she wears brassieres, she does it all!
528
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,371
Yeah, she's very happy with
the bras, by the way.
529
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,914
- Really?
- Yeah.
530
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,084
- Nailed, nailed the bra size.
- Really?
531
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,128
It's Unbel...
I don't know how I do it.
532
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,881
I've really got some kind of
talent for that, you know?
533
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,883
Maybe you can get a job
in a carnival somewhere.
534
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:07,928
Yeah, it's true.
I'm-I'm good at it.
535
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,179
Yeah, have your own little booth.
536
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,973
- Yes.
- Yeah.
537
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,683
- "Step right up."
- Yeah.
538
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:16,854
"You are...36C!"
539
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,607
- Huh? I know.
- Yeah! Great.
540
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,943
Of course, Jesus freaked out
about the whole thing.
541
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,320
- Really?
- He quit, yeah.
542
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,030
- He quit? Wow.
- Quit.
543
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:31,285
The whole thing about the
bra, talking about the bra
544
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,621
asking her to buy a bra...
545
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,539
He told her to tell me
to go fuck myself.
546
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,917
- Really?
- Yeah.
547
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,792
He's a fucking nut job, this guy.
548
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,129
So... did you replace the nail?
549
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,089
Did I replace the nail?
550
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,090
- I believe I have.
- Oh, okay.
551
00:23:46,215 --> 00:23:47,968
- Huh? Yeah.
- Good, good.
552
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,762
Your father-in-law's
gonna be very happy.
553
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,138
- Yeah.
- Happy man.
554
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,223
Your dad's happy, your
father-in-law's happy.
555
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,184
Unless, of course, any
other emergencies arise
556
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:56,977
that require a nail to remedy it.
557
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,186
You never know when you're
gonna need a nail.
558
00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,897
- You never know.
- You never know.
559
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:04,984
Fuck.
560
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:06,654
- What's the matter?
- My tooth!
561
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,655
What?
562
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,573
Oh, fuck!
563
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,742
I think my tooth fell out.
564
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,623
Shit!
My tooth fell out!
565
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,584
- My tooth!
- From a chicken salad sandwich?
566
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,837
What fucking idiot put
bones in a sandwich?
567
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,673
I bit into a bone!
568
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,676
There's bones in the chicken salad!
569
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,010
Shit!
570
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,930
Fuck!
571
00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,141
Quiet.
572
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,186
What's that noise?
573
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,354
What?
574
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,064
Shh.
575
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,023
[Jeff] Sounds like your shoes.
576
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:47,987
Jesus!
577
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,682
I didn't see anybody.
578
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,898
Oh, fuck!
579
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,049
- What happened?
- He just fell.
580
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,134
Fell?
581
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,767
What?
What is that language?
582
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,518
I have no idea.
583
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,145
Wait a minute.
584
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,731
What's this?
There's something in his foot!
585
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,817
Oh, my God!
586
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:15,824
The nail.
587
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,619
I must have dropped it!
588
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:21,455
It saved me!
589
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,879
Come on, let's, let's get him some help.
590
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,666
Very funny.
591
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,628
I don't know what you're talking about.
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