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There. There we go, Larry.

Let me get this cotton out for you

and you'll be ready for Dr. Funkhouser.

Thank you, Delilah.

- Hey, Saul. - Feeling alright?

How are you?

Uh, lost a crown.

I'm Sorry about last time.

You're not gonna throw up this time.

- I swear. - I hope... I hope not.

Why didn't you tell me that you're allergic?

I can't do the gas.

It just makes me sick.

- Go "Ah." - What's this?

We have to do this now.

- It's insurance. - Open up.

You gonna take a picture of my mouth?

Wide! Open up wide.

That's very, very angry and red today.

But I think it's gonna be fine.

By the way, it was very nice of you

to RSVP for my Uncle Leo's testimonial.

How could I miss his testimonial?

I mean, I've got people coming from Russia, you know?

- Really? - A cousin coming from Russia.

I don't see him playing golf anymore. Does he still play?

My Uncle Leo, he's not a spring chicken.

- Yeah, I know. - You know.

I mean sometimes he's feeling like

he can do it and sometimes

he doesn't want to embarrass himself.

Roll up and we'll do this.

What's going on here?

It's a little sedative.

You can't take the gas, this is the alternative.

Roll up the sleeve and we'll do it.

Come on, come on, come on.

- You afraid of the needle? - No, no, you know what?

I'm just concerned that if I roll it up

it's gonna lose its elasticity.

You see how it kind of clings to the wrist now?

They call it an elastic cuff

for a reason, 'cause it snaps back.

You'd think it would, but it's not like a sock.

A sock snaps back.

You can wear a sock 500 times with no problem.

No, socks are cheap, they don't snap back.

- It takes more than once-- - Saul, believe me...

On very few subjects I'm an expert on,

and I'm an expert on elastic.

Alright, you know what? You know what, Larry?

If you're that concerned about it why don't you just take it

off your body? Then you don't have to worry about it.

- Okay. - I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Uh, Mr. Sherman is on the phone.

Well, just talk to him. I'm with a patient right now.

- He needs to talk to you. - Why?

It's the root canal. He's called three times.

Alright, okay, fine. Alright, you know what?

We're just gonna roll this right up right now,

because I haven't got the time.

I was gonna take the shirt off.

I have people with real problems in there, Larry,

and I have to do this now.

I have an hysteric on the phone,

I have people in the waiting room,

and this is enough already! It's enough.

Know what I'm saying? In five minutes

you're gonna feel fine. What line is it?

Line one.

Oh, great. Look, he ruined the shirt.

Look. Look at this cuff.

And it's flopping all over the place.

Look at that.

Wh-what's with him?

He's not himself right now.

His uncle has Hodgkin's.

Yeah, but it's the good Hodgkin's.

I didn't know there was a good Hodgkin's.

I'm not saying it's a great Hodgkin's.

It's a good Hodgkin's.

I'll get it.

- Hey, Pop. - Mmm?

Do me a favor, okay?

Next time you use the bathroom...

...make sure to keep the seat down.

What are you, pussy-whipped?

It's not really about her, it's about me.

- I pee sitting down. - How long you been doing that?

Well, it started because

I was getting up to go at night sometimes and...

And I didn't feel like putting the light on,

so I would sit down, and then I, you know,

I got very comfortable with it. I like... You know.

Comfortable with it? A man doesn't do that.

A man stands up to pee.

- What are you doing? - I like to sit down.

And I don't want to wind up in the toilet

because you're keeping the seat up. Keep the seat down.

No, you stand like a person.

I-I'm very upset with this.

This is crazy.

You know what Winston Churchill said?

"Why stand when you can sit?"

Have you ever heard that expression?

No, I never heard that expression,

but I don't think he meant the toilet.

Do you want me to get those glaucoma drops

for you at the drugstore?

Yes, I'm just about out of them.

Go pick up the drops for me.

- And thank you very much. - Okay.

[Cheryl] Larry?

So that was Susie.

Um, they're having a dinner party on Friday.

Because of the Funkhouser testimonial

they're having a little, you know

dinner party with Marty Funkhouser

and Ann and they have their cousins

coming in from Russia, so...

And Ted Danson will be there with Mary.

Oh, okay.

Ted asked us to take care of his dog.

They're going out of town for a couple of days

so I said okay.

Us?

Oh, you're not gonna do anything?

It's just gonna be me?

Okay, fine. I don't care. I like dogs.

- I know. - I'm very happy to do it.

Okay, you do that.

I mean, look what this dentist did to my shirt today.

What happened? It's all stretched out.

Yeah, I know.

No matter where I sit at these dinner parties

it always seems like every conversation is more interesting

and entertaining than the one I've having.

Right.

Except when you're sitting next to me.

No, it still feels that way.

What are you doing? What have you got, the mail?

Yeah, I grabbed it on the way out.

Oh, a bill from Dr. Funkhouser.

- You're kidding. Already? - Yeah.

I wonder if Saul's gonna be there tonight?

He didn't mention anything to me about it. I just saw him.

I can't believe he already sent me a bill.

- Boy, that was fast. - He's fast. He needs his money.

Ew. Eww.

Oh!

- Oh, my God! - What are you, crazy?

You almost... What is going on?

What is that?

"Here's a copy of the picture of your tooth

for insurance purposes?"

My tooth? That's my tooth?

Oh, my God! That's in your mouth?

What are they sending it to me for?

Why didn't they send it to the insurance company?

- I don't need a copy of that! - My God!

So this is great. You came all the way in from Russia

for your uncle's testimonial?

- His favorite uncle. - Favorite uncle, huh?

It's nice you get to see your cousin Marty, right?

He loves... He loves Marty.

I like talking through a translator.

Really?

It's fun, yeah.

I wish I could do this with my wife.

What's with the bare feet?

It's more comfortable this way.

Feels like at home.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

Where did... Where do you...

Where do you buy your glasses, in France?

Los Angeles.

- C-can he try it on? - You know what?

I don't really like people trying my glasses on.

- Just for one minute. - I'd rather not.

I'm a little uncomfortable with it, yeah.

He's a guest here, so like...

I understand, but that doesn't mean

I need him to try on my glass...

No, no, no. Hyet!

No!

What's going on? What are you doing?

No! Hyet!

Okay.

Okay.

This Russian is nuts.

He just grabbed for my glasses.

Out of nowhere, just grabbed for your glasses?

Just grabbed for my glasses.

He wanted to try them on.

I said I don't like when people

try my glasses on.

He just grabbed for them?

Yeah. And what's with the no shoes?

That's great. I have to have dinner and look at his

disgusting feet all night?

They'll be under the table.

Where's Ted and Mary?

They had a movie premiere. They couldn't make it.

Oh, too bad, too bad.

Would've been nice to have him here.

Instead of all these Funkhousers.

Yeah, it's chock full of Funkhousers--

[Susie] Jeffrey, I need you in the kitchen, honey.

Oskie? Come here, boy.

[Larry] Come here, boy. Yeah.

Who's a good boy?

Yeah...

...he's a good boy.

Oh, what a good boy.

Yeah.

Good boy!

[Susie] Enjoying the dog?

Dinner's served.

And he's gonna take care of Ted's dog?

- Thank you. - Very good.

Very talented. And you can stay up until 10:00, young lady.

- Okay. - Okay?

- Hi, Larry. - Hi, Sammi.

Maybe you should take your shoes off like that guy.

Take my shoes off like that guy?

I don't think so.

- You could be twins. - Yeah?

I don't want to be twins with him.

Oh, no, come on, Sammi. What are you doing?

Sammi? Sammi, come on!

Give me that sneaker! Sammi!

Hey, Lar? You ever hear of Denta Friend?

Denta Friend? No.

It's a new sonic toothbrush

that would really get rid of your plaque.

What are you talking about, get rid of my plaque?

[Larry] I don't have plaque.

My cousin's hygienist told me you had plaque.

Your cousin's hygienist told you I have a lot of plaque?

I... What's the big deal? Plaque is not a serious disease.

First of all, number one, I don't have any plaque.

Number two, she shouldn't be talking about it.

That's a breach of patient/hygienist

confidentiality.

There is no patient/hygienist

confidentiality.

You're so wrong. There is so.

[Susie] ...it's unethical.

Maybe not legally

like a doctor or a lawyer

but it's unethical is what he's saying.

It's totally unethical.

And I don't have any plaque, by the way.

I have... Do I have an electric toothbrush?

- He has an electric toothbrush. - How often do I floss?

At least twice a day.

Tell him I don't have any plaque, okay?

- Could you tell him that? - You have plaque.

You wanna have a plaque contest with me, Marty?

- Anytime you want. - He's got Denta Friend.

- Anytime you want. - Let's have a plaque contest.

- Fine, you want to? - You challenged me?

Just like you do in golf.

[Larry] Yeah, by the way, that tip...

Remember the tip I gave you at Ben Stiller's house?

- Yeah. - Have you tried it?

- Best tip I ever got. - Fantastic tip, right?

- Fantastic, definitely. - Hold it, hold it, hold it.

I've got a tip that'll save your game, change it.

It's the easiest thing... The weatherman gave it to me.

Weatherman gave you golf tip?

[Marty] I played with him two weeks ago

and it's changed my entire game, and it is so simple.

- Really? What is it? - Yup.

Lock your hands... This is the way you hold it.

- Which way? Okay. Yeah. - Yeah, okay.

Now, instead of bringing your hands back like this...

- Right. - You start the rotation--

Sammi! Sammi!

What is it? What? What? What? What?

What is that? What is this? Oh, it's disgusting!

- What the hell is this? - Hey, wait a second.

- What is... - That's...

That's a picture of my... My tooth.

The dentist took it for insurance purposes.

Where did you get that?

It just fell out of Larry's jacket.

Fell out of my jacket?

What are you leaving stuff out like that for?

What are you bringing that into a person's house for?

- What are you doing with that? - She took the mail into my car.

Why would you bring it into their house?

- Disgusting, Larry. - She went through my pocket.

[Marty] You know what? You know what?

- I think we're gonna leave. - Alright.

- We had a great time. - I'm sorry about this.

- Thank you very much. - See you at the testimonial.

Crown! I was getting a crown.

- That's all, and they-- - Thank you so much.

Goodbye. Yeah, thank you. Bye.

She shouldn't have been going through the papers.

- Cheryl, it's disgusting. - It is disgusting. Believe me.

I-I think we're gonna leave.

I'm not feeling very well, so...

What are you... You're not well?

- No, I had too much cake. - Oh.

Oh, um, I need my... my-my sneaker.

- Larry, now is not the time. - Okay.

You can go home without your sneaker.

- You're driving? - Yes.

You have more sneakers at home, okay?

- Your sock might get dirty. - Sammi, where's my--

- Larry! - Larry!

It's okay. You're gonna be okay.

For the last 21 years, I've trained...

You know, she could have told me where the sneaker was.

It's not that hard.

"In the closet," three words.

One word, "Closet." How about that?

And how about that hygienist?

It's like, if you go to a prostitute

and the prostitute goes around telling

everybody you got a small penis.

[Larry] Not that I've ever been to a prostitute.

Not that I have a small penis.

You know, you plunk down $300 for a hooker...

...expect her to keep her mouth shut.

I'm only guessing $300. What do I know?

- What? - My stomach is killing me.

I am never gonna eat at their house again.

I swear, I don't know what Susie does when she cooks

but it's awful.

Yeah, it was really pretty bad, wasn't it?

Oh, my God, it was so bad.

I was trying to make myself throw up.

- That's how bad it is. - Oh, God, poor thing.

- Just feel like I need a-- - Oh, quiet, quiet.

The weatherman's on.

By the beaches it is a bit cool

around 70 degrees.

But tomorrow's forecast

folks, I'm sorry to say it

it is rain, thundershowers

the big ones, folks, all day.

So for you golfers out there,

better find something else to do.

I know I'll be watching that

"Godfather" trilogy.

Jennifer, Stu, back to you.

- Hello? - Hey.

- You listening to this? - Yeah, I just saw it.

- Listen... - Shit.

- I'm not gonna play. - What?

[Jeff] Come on! It's gonna rain.

Yeah, so he's saying it's gonna rain. We don't know for sure.

What do you mean he's only saying it's gonna rain?

It's his job. It's gonna rain.

Let's wake up in the morning and at least

talk on the phone and see--

[Jeff] No, no, no. You know what?

I'm gonna stay home with Sammi.

- What? - No, she's having a tough...

Tough night and I just think it's...

It'd be better if I stayed home with her tomorrow.

He's not right all the time, you know?

Well, he's right most of the time, and you know what?

It's gonna rain tomorrow, okay?

- Okay. Bye - Bye.

What?

What happened, Larry?

[Larry] I fell in the toilet!

Did you leave the seat up?

Oh, I guess I did when I tried to throw up.

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Larry] Oh, you gotta keep the seat down, Cheryl!

Is that too much to ask, to keep a seat down?

Soaking wet.

I hurt my back. Soaking wet.

[Cheryl] What's wrong?

My back. Oh!

What a lousy night's sleep.

Man!

Cheryl...

...it's beautiful out.

Jeff canceled golf because the weatherman predicted rain.

Well sometimes they're wrong, Larry.

Predicts rain... doesn't rain.

It's not the first time this has happened.

[Larry] Cheryl, something fishy is going on here.

What if the weatherman...

...predicts it's gonna rain...

...just so he can keep people off the golf course

and have it for himself?

What do you think of that theory?

- I think it's ridiculous. - Really? Do you?

Mm-hmm.

Something about that weatherman, I don't trust.

I don't like that weatherman.

He's a very slick weatherman.

Well, it sounds like you're really onto something.

I'm gonna go to that golf course.

I wanna check something out.

Get my cane.

Oh, brother.

Hey, Chuck.

Hey, how's it going, Larry?

Not bad.

How's it looking out there?

It's wide open, man. Hardly anybody out there.

- Is that right? - Yeah.

Probably has something to do with that weather forecast.

You know what?

Probably does.

[Chuck] Huh.

Have you seen the weatherman out there?

Well, yeah, as a matter of fact, there he is with...

Dr. Funkhouser, coming up on the ninth hole.

[Larry] What do you know?

[Chuck] So, what's with the cane?

Fell in the toilet.

- Hey, Lar. - Hey, Larry. What's going on?

- Beautiful day, huh? - Yeah.

Great day for golf. What's up?

Yeah, you know, I was supposed to play today.

Really?

Then Jeff called me last night and canceled

because of your weather report about thundershowers.

He made a mistake, so what? Come on.

I said there was gonna be thundershowers?

- Yeah, yeah. - Oops.

[Larry] Oh! Ah, oop!

[Saul] Yeah, okay, nice to see you.

- Good to see you, Lar. - Too bad for me.

- Take care. - Too bad for me.

I-I don't quite get your point.

[Larry] Alright, weatherman, I'm gonna tell you my point.

I've got a sneaking suspicion...

...that you're predicting rain...

...to clear the golf course for yourself.

- Oh, my God. Come on. - That's ridiculous.

[Larry] Yeah, ridiculous? Ridiculous?

It's happened before, weatherman. You know it.

And you know what? I'm calling the weather people on you.

You're gonna, say, report me because it's a nice day?

I'm gonna report you because every time

you want to play golf, you make sure that it's raining.

Larry, first of all, I'm not a weatherman

I'm a meteorologist. I'd appreciate a bit of respect.

Oh, excuse me, doctor!

[Saul] Can you guys just calm down?

We're in the middle of a game of golf here, alright?

- Larry? - Yes?

There's a low pressure system

sitting out over the coast.

The jet stream brings that into this area.

The jet stream is controlled

by the rotation of the Earth.

You know who controls that? God!

You know what? There's a jet stream of bullshit

coming out of your mouth, my friend.

- You are busted, buddy. - Stop pointing with the cane.

You're busted!

Yeah, Dr. Funkhouser, I'd appreciate it next time

in the office, don't roll up my sleeve if I request you

not to, okay? Look at what you did to my shirt.

- What did I do with it? - It's not clinging anymore.

It's not clinging?

It's not clinging to the wrist

the way it's supposed to.

Fine, okay. You know what?

And one more thing, okay?

- What? - From now on...

...don't take any pictures of my mouth.

[Saul] What are you talking about?

You almost gave my wife a heart attack

and you traumatized a little girl!

- What? - Hey, Walter Brennan!

"The barn's on fire! The barn's on fire!"

I'm turning you in, weatherman!

Hey.

Larry, what happened to you, buddy?

Fell in the toilet.

What... What do you mean?

Cheryl left the toilet seat up.

I fell in.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

- What, did you hurt yourself? - Yeah, I hurt my back, yeah.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing at you.

That's alright. It's funny, I guess.

- Well, no. I mean... - Yeah.

Hey, you know something, it's good that I ran into you.

Mary and I were talking...

...this morning and...

...what we decided to do is we're gonna go ahead and...

...board Roxy, our dog.

What?

I know you offered to take care of... But...

I just think it's better to... put it into a kennel.

It's a small dog. It wouldn't be much fun anyway.

I was kinda looking forward to it.

I like dogs.

Yeah, yeah.

I just think... I just think, you know

maybe next time or something.

But I really appreciate the offer, I do.

Thank you. That was very sweet of you.

Talk to Susie today by any chance?

Yeah. I talked to her this morning.

I had to apologize for not being

at the party last night.

She mention anything about...

...last night?

Yeah, she was kind of miffed that we didn't call.

We had to go someplace else.

We were supposed to be there, but, why?

- No reason. - Huh.

Alright, I'm gonna... Gonna go hit some...

Hit some balls.

I'll see ya.

Yeah...

...see ya.

- Hey. - Came for my sneaker.

Alright. What happened to you?

- I fell in the toilet. - How'd you fall in the toilet?

I went to go pee and the seat was up.

What does that have to do with you?

- I pee sitting down. - You pee sitting down?

- Yeah. Have you ever tried it? - No!

It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night

you don't have to turn the light on and wake up.

- And you get to read. - What are you reading?

- I'm reading a lot of stuff. - What stuff?

If I pee 20 times during a day, I can get through

the whole "New York Times", for God's sake.

- Twenty times? - Yeah.

Hey, buddy, when you're peeing

all over your shoe, I'm learning something.

What makes you think I'm peeing over my shoe while you're...

Alright, just get my sneaker, will ya?

I don't need to discuss this.

- Jeffrey who's there? - Larry.

[Susie] Carmelita, put Oscar in the bedroom and close the door.

- Hey. - Hi, Lar.

Get this, the weatherman is a total fraud.

He predicts thundershowers so nobody will show up

and he'll have the golf course to himself.

I just came from there, he's playing with your cousin.

Why do you pee sitting down?

Many reasons.

You crap standing up?

By the way, you left last night.

You were about to give me the weatherman's tip

and you never gave it to me.

I can't.

He just called me on my cell phone and said

"Don't give it to Larry."

- What an asshole. - Well, he's not an asshole.

- He has a tip-- - He is an asshole.

The fuck happened to you?

Cheryl got nauseous from your dinner last night...

...and she left the toilet seat up

and then I went to pee and fell in the toilet.

She didn't get sick from my dinner, Larry, okay?

- Hey, how are you feeling? - I'm not feeling great.

[Susie] Marty, you're never feeling great, okay?

- And let me ask you a question. - What?

You talk to Ted Danson today by any chance?

Yeah, he called to see how the party went.

Hmm. 'Cause...

...I was supposed to take care of his dog...

...and then suddenly he told me I didn't need to.

Hmm, I wonder why.

Yeah...

...I wonder.

I'll get your sneaker.

[Larry] Hey, Marty, let me ask you a question.

Does your father have good Hodgkin's?

Oscar... ate it.

Well, I am the good news/bad news kid. The good news is

folks, that wonderful weather we've been enjoying here

all week in the whole Los Angeles basin that's gonna

continue tonight and all day tomorrow, Saturday.

So if you're going to the Leo Funkhouser testimonial

I'll see you there. We're gonna have a wonderful day

and Leo, nobody deserves this more than you do.

But the bad news is, we have a cold weather front

that's gonna push in around midnight Saturday night.

We're gonna have thundershowers all day Sunday

and they're gonna continue all the way into Monday.

Folks, don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger.

Alright, back to you.

[Larry] I'm not really dressed appropriate for this.

- I think you're fine. - What are you doing?

- These are name tags. - Name tags?

- Mm-hmm. - Okay.

What-what-what for?

Everybody wears name tags.

- What? - Thank you.

- Hi. Hi, Cheryl. - Hi, Saul.

What's happening?

- Just putting on our name tags. - Name tags?

Yeah, everybody's wearing a name tag.

- Why? What's wrong? - I gotta wear a name tag?

You're a little too sophisticated

to wear a name tag? Come on, Larry.

No, it has nothing to do with that.

It has to do with my jacket.

If I put this on, it's gonna leave

little paper remnants on it. It's gonna ruin the suede.

Look, this comes off, it goes on alright?

It's... Just like that.

You know what, you already ruined a shirt of mine

by rolling up my sleeve.

There, okay? It's on.

You're gonna go celebrate with everybody else, right?

Come on let's just go inside, okay? What do you say?

- Okay. - Alright, okay, fine.

- Thank you for coming, Cheryl. - Thank you, Saul.

It'll be fine. It's not very nice suede anyway.

Okay.

Do you have any idea it was gonna be this big?

Here's our... Here's our table.

Hey there's Jeff.

Hey, Lar. What's up?

- You guys aren't at our table? - No.

Why don't you switch? Nobody's gonna notice.

I don't know who these people are. Switch 'em.

Come on, who's gonna know?

It's like they do this to us on purpose.

Excuse me, what are you doing?

No, I'm just making sure all the place cards

are where they're supposed to be.

This is mine and my husband's.

Oh, yeah. Okay, Jenny and Sam. I think this is--

Oh, and you're Larry. Larry David.

Yeah, but you're supposed to be at this table, yeah.

Listen, I heard about your tooth plaque problem.

My what?

Your problem. With your tooth plaque.

No. I don't have a problem with plaque.

Where'd you get this from?

Well, it's not important who said it.

It's not important? The hygienist?

Did she tell you? Huh?

- I-I really... - Who, Dr. Funkhouser?

Listen, I know about this really great product

that could help you out.

I don't have a tooth plaque problem.

I floss probably more often

than anybody in this room.

- Good, you don't need to know. - Just do me a favor, okay?

Don't mention this.

Don't be so sensitive.

It's not something I have...

I didn't grow up dreaming of doing this.

In fact, it's not something I even thought about.

It's just something that I was good at.

I kind of had the voice for it--

Well, if it isn't the old reliable weatherman.

Hey, Larry, where's your cane?

- Back's all better. Yeah. - Good, good. Yeah, nice.

So, you called Marty Funkhouser

specifically told him not to give me the tip?

Yeah, exactly what I did.

I got a little tip for you, weatherman.

- Okay? - Okay.

Expect to find a little company tomorrow

when you're on the golf course. I heard your little

bullshit report last night.

- Lar? Bring a raincoat. - Yeah?

It's gonna thundershower all day tomorrow.

- Oh, I'm really worried. - You won't see me out there.

- Yeah, really, it's gonna. - Yeah, yeah.

- Bring a slicker. - It's not gonna work.

It's not gonna work tomorrow, buddy.

Good to see your back's better.

[Larry] Yeah.

Well, this is a great day, as you all know

here at Rolling Valley Country Club.

Thirty-five years ago to this date

my father Leo Funkhouser ...joined this club.

And at the time, we were the first

and only Jewish family.

And today we still are, but we love this place.

It's great to see all your faces here.

[Marty] And this is a very special day for all of us, you know?

It's not often that a son gets to honor his father

in front of his friends. It's usually after the fact.

And I'm so proud of my dad, and he's meant so much to me.

When we were little and I was a baby...

Look at this!

Look at that!

I... That's it, that's the end of the jacket.

[Marty] When I was three-years-old he couldn't do it anymore

"cause I was taller than he was.'

[Marty] Well, what a great day.

There's not a lot I can say.

Leo, right now, as you all know has retired.

My mom couldn't be here tonight, of course.

She passed away ten years ago.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Could you keep it down a little bit?

'Cause it's very... It's loud.

I have to translate for my husband.

- He doesn't understand. - I understand.

But you'll have to... Just... Be a little quieter, that's all.

Yeah, drink your tea or coffee whatever you said.

- My husband said, "Be quiet". - I'm just trying to hear what...

I'm trying to hear what your cousin has to say.

Yeah, shut your mouth. You can see your plaque.

What did he say? Shut my mouth? I don't have any plaque.

You tell him I don't have any plaque, okay?

Shh!

Yeah, you have full mouth, full of plaque.

Oh, yeah? At least I don't hide

my baldness with a yarmulke.

He has more hair than you do.

I'll bet you got nothing under that.

He'll show it to you if you'll show him glasses.

Tell him he don't touch my glasses.

- Give your glasses! - Don't you touch those!

[Cheryl] Larry, okay. Larry!

Ow, I hurt my back again.

Let's bring the roof down for my father

Leo Funkhouser...

Larry, get up.

I can't. I hurt my back.

- Stand up. - I can't.

I hurt my back!

- Larry, get up! - My back hurts!

Stand up, up, up!

Cheryl, I can't.

- Stand up! - Larry! Come on!

I can't.

I hurt my back.

I hurt my back!

- Get up! - Stand up!

Get up! Get up!

It had to freaking rain.

It had to freaking rain!