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Damn, this resort is so nice.

Shit, where are the girls at?

Uh, they're probably down there.

Have to check it out a little bit.

Oh, there's a... You mind if I scoot by?

That's totally fine.

Your spot is way nicer than mine.

Put me in this terrible spot and all I can see is the parking lot.

Horrible. You know, it's getting older.

It hasn't hurt.

Yeah? I see that.

So, how's college treating you?

Good. Yeah, just, you know, trying harder to keep up with my studying and

all that, you know? That's not what I was asking.

No, how is college treating you? You know, the girls, the parties?

Um... I remember my college days.

Yeah, it's going good. I mean, I'm not...

Striking out too much, you know?

You better be wearing protection with those girls, right?

I am, I am.

I don't know, are you sure?

I am.

You better be getting tested, boy.

I am. I'm careful, very careful.

Okay. I wish I was a little more careful.

So what's with this dude that you're...

Mary, he seems like a total tool.

Yeah, he's kind of a dirtbag, but, you know, she sees something in him, so.

I give it six months.

Yeah?

Well, let's hope it's a little bit longer.

I mean, there's no prenup, right?

Yeah, true.

Yeah.

It's a lookout.

Yeah, very true.

I haven't decided which dress I should wear.

Yeah? Do you think you can help me?

You want?

Yeah, I could do that.

Sure. I feel like I need a younger guy's opinion on what I should wear tonight.

Absolutely.

I can definitely give you my opinion.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

All right, cool. Let's go inside. I have a couple dresses laid out on the bed

that I'll try on for you.

Sounds good.

So green and so nice, and it fits my body pretty good. I like that one.

But the pink one, I know they're wrinkled. Don't worry, I'm going to get

them dry cleaned.

But this one, it makes my tits look amazing.

What do you mean?

Vanessa, what are you?

Really? Are we going there?

Yeah, I mean, you're my tits. What are you?

I mean, they're just tits.

You know I got them done, right?

What? Why?

Why are you talking to me about this?

Like, you're a younger guy and, you know, I don't want old guys.

I want younger ones.

So I gotta keep up with the young girls.

Yeah. Can I show them to you?

I don't know.

Whoa.

So, what do you think? Do you think my doctor did a good job?

You got them done?

Yeah, you can't tell?

No, not at all.

Perfect. Okay, well, that's good, I guess. Oh, my God. But I think the key

is really making sure that they feel real.

Why? What are you?

Do you want to touch them?

I don't think I should.

I mean, there's a lot of things we shouldn't do.

Yeah, but what if someone finds out?

No. He's going to find out. Don't worry.

Are you sure? I know how to keep a secret.

Do you?

I do.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

So then let's be our little secret.

God.

What do you think? Do you think I should get them redone?

I think they're great.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Well, you have to feel this one, too.

All right.

Don't act like you don't like it. All boys love tits.

Right? You're right.

I'm always right.

Looks like you've got a little bit of a boner there.

What?

No.

I don't know. I think that doesn't look like the shape of a wallet.

Maybe you're right a little bit.

I showed you mine.

Why don't you show me yours?

Are you serious?

Mm-hmm.

Trust me, I've kept a lot of secrets from her in the past few years, so

a couple decades.

This will just be one more secret that your mom won't know about.

Sure.

Good.

Weddings make me so horny.

I think we're going to be a little late to dinner.

Yeah.

I'll just say that we fell asleep.

That might work.

Yeah, I fell asleep all right.

Maybe sleepwalking on your cock.

This is crazy, boy.

Come on. It's a wedding.

Your ass deserves a little bit of fun too, right?

Yeah.

It'll be our dirty little secret.

I hope so.

The girls must love you in college.

A little bit, yeah.

How do you not have a girlfriend with a

nice big package like this?

I don't know.

You're just a player, aren't you?

No.

Yes you are.

Do I do it as good as the girls in college?

Or better? Better.

Way better.

Good answer.

Can I touch your tits?

Of course, sweetie.

You want to titty fuck him too?

Oh, yeah.

That slides so perfectly between my tits.

That's it. Be a good boy and squeeze them together.

I wish the boys in my college had a cock like that.

It's so big I can't fit it all in my mouth.

Very close though.

What are they feeding you college boys? Damn.

Is

it bad

that I've thought of you before?

No, I mean, I am the cool one, aren't I?

You definitely are.

That's how it was back when me and your...

Growing up, too, she was the lame one, and I was the fun one.

Oh, my God.

You

want

to have a little more fun?

I do.

Are you sure we should... I'm not sure.

I'm at anything, but I know what I want to do.

Yeah? And I want to fuck you.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Yeah, I am.

I don't have a condom, though.

Well,

you said that you're safe and you get tested, right? I do.

But shouldn't I be careful?

Fuck it.

How about this? I'll even pay for you to get tested when you get back home to

college, okay?

All right.

Sounds good to me.

You want to help me take these off? Yes, I do.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Is this what you thought about before?

Yes, it is.

How can I not?

I guess I don't blame you.

We haven't decided on dresses, but... No, we have not.

I think you should stay in my room tonight.

I would love to. My room sucks, like I was telling you.

Well, you can stay in my room, sweetie.

Yeah? Uh-huh.

You ready to have some fun?

Is it what you thought it'd look like? Oh my God, it's so perfect.

Oh my

God.

Oh, is it wrong that I thought I'm a fucking...

You're a naughty little college boy, aren't you?

I am.

Pity don't you?

Just let

me

suck all that cum off of that cock ears.

Do you want to see my booty bounce up and down there?

Yeah.

Be a good boy and give your Vanessa some really, really good cock. Yeah? Yeah.

I'm sneaking to my room tonight.

Yeah? Yeah. I'll get you a key.

Fucking slut.

Now remember, this stays between me and you, okay?

Alright,

I'm not going to tell anyone.

I'll flip you a key to my room at the rehearsal dinner, okay?

Sounds good to me.

Now go get dressed.

Alright.