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[NARRATOR] Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,

attained every treasure that the world had to offer.

Smiling, even as he stood upon the scaffold,

he issued a challenge to the world.

[GOLD ROGER] You want my treasure?

You can have it!

I left everything I gathered together in one place.

Now you just have to find it!

[NARRATOR] Now, those who dare to dream

hoist their flags and sail into the Great Pirate Era!

[NARRATOR] Two years have passed

since the War of the Best in Marineford.

Scattered across the world,

Luffy and his crew underwent special training

to prepare for the trials ahead.

Now, they return to the Sabaody Archipelago

and move forward to next stage of their journey:

The New World.

[LUFFY] "The Navy Has Set Out! The Straw Hats in Danger!"

[chuckles]

Hi, Sunny.

[ROBIN] Sorry to keep you waiting.

I hope you weren't lonely.

You're as lovely as ever.

[FRANKY] Huh?

[FRANKY screams]

[gasps]

[FRANKY] Now who is that gorgeous lady?

It's Robin, of course!

Our super archaeologist!

Boy, did I miss you!

[chuckles] You haven't changed a bit, Franky!

[FRANKY] Is that a joke, sister? I'm a brand new man!

No, I'm more than a man!

I'm the stuff dreams are made of!

Gaze upon this fantastic transformation,

the likes of which this world has never seen!

Yeah, baby! I'm beyond human comprehension!

Fair enough.

Though I might argue that you've been that way

for quite some time now.

[FRANKY] Huh? So, I'm not just a freak, I'm a super freak?

Ha! You're gonna make me blush!

This is the coating, I take it?

Hah. It's like jelly.

Yep!

Took a little longer than we expected,

but Rayleigh did his part!

Bottom of the sea, here we come!

After everyone gets back, of course.

Speaking of which, I saw Rayleigh at the bar.

[FRANKY] Oh, yeah? What number were you?

Who're we missin'?

I was number eight.

So, the only one left is him.

Luffy.

Well, I'm sure our captain'll show up soon enough.

The ship's ready whenever he is.

New weapon's ready, too.

[laughs]

That sounds just splendid.

By the way, where is everyone else? Busy?

Usopp and Sanji stopped by here earlier.

Usopp's pickin' up some fuel for the trip.

Sanji's getting groceries, of course.

I see. I ran into something interesting on the way over.

Have you seen these?

[FRANKY] Huh?

It's for a concert today.

He's calling himself "Soul King."

Yeah, there's a story behind that.

He's big news now.

They're sellin' his TDs all over the place.

Heh.

He's left the darkness far behind.

Huh?

[FRANKY] He rose up from those foggy seas

and now he's a shining star.

His fans raise his name to the heavens,

if you'll pardon my poetry.

[FRANKY] He didn't say anything about this to me,

but he's makin' a lot of people happy with his music.

He might not wanna be a pirate anymore.

[SOUL KING FANS cheering]

[BROOK] ♪ It's no mystery. ♪

♪ Just rock with me. ♪

♪ And you'll see why I'm the king! ♪

♪ Thin is in when you're a skeleton ♪

♪ 'cause calcium is all that you need! ♪

[BACKING VOCALS] ♪ Calcium is all that you need! ♪

[BROOK] ♪ So, ditch that fat and protein ♪

♪ make your body mean and lean. ♪

♪ Got milk! Got milk! ♪

♪ My bones are rockin' rollin', ♪

♪ soul is flowin' out of my head! ♪

Captain Luffy!

[FAKE SANJI] Aw, man, you okay?

[FAKE LUFFY] Ugh. Dammit!

[gasps] Luffy!

Oh my gosh, I missed you guys so much!

It's me!

Hey, Luffy!

Huh?

[CHOPPER] Franky!

[FAKE FRANKY] Eh?

[CHOPPER] Nami!

Huh?

[gasps]

[screams]

[CHOPPER] Sniper King?

Awesome!

But, wow, you sure changed a lot in two years, huh?

I bet you're all super strong now!

What're the Straw Hats up to?

They're just sitting. Did something happen?

Uh, yeah, but keep it down.

They're pissed off, so don't look 'em in the eye.

You don't wanna pick a fight with these guys.

[PIRATES gasp]

Eh? What the hell?

[FAKE ZORO] Whoa, what happened, boss?

It was messed up!

Like, all of a sudden, I got these chills!

[FAKE LUFFY] Never seen a trick like that before!

Oh, I forgot. We got another problem, actually.

The thing is, Cocoa--uh, I mean,

Robin is in a real pickle right now.

[FAKE LUFFY] She was kidnapped?!

And you let the bastards go?

Yeah, sorry. I mean, it all happened so fast.

They must be human traffickers! This could be real bad!

They could try to sell her at auction!

Like what happened with Camie!

Get a good look at them?

[FAKE ZORO] No. Like I said, it happened all sudden-like.

Hey, Captain, they musta nabbed Cocoa

'cause they thought she was the real Robin.

We might be in over our heads here.

I shoulda known. You're right.

She does look just like the real thing.

Guess that worked against us this time.

Hey! Are you keeping secrets from me?

Huh?

I don't care. Leave her!

It's not our problem if she dies.

[FAKE ZORO] What? Uh, okay.

[gasps]

Are you nuts? Luffy, Robin is our friend!

Listen, what is this thing? And why does it talk?

If this is supposed to be a joke, it's not funny!

We lost Robin once-- don't kid about that!

See, it's doing it again! It can't be a toy.

[CHOPPER] Take it back, Luffy!

Get offa me!

All right, screw the thing with Robin

and screw this stuffed animal thing.

We gotta get our whole team together

here on Grove 46, and pronto!

That punk with the long nose.

That woman with the orange hair.

And that crappy kid with the giant backpack.

Hunt them down and kick their asses.

We're gonna show the whole damn world what happens

when you cross Straw Hat Luffy!

[BOTH] Uh, roger!

Don't kill 'em yet,

so we can make a good show of it, huh, Captain?

We'll drag 'em through the streets

till everyone on Sabaody's shaking in fear!

Works for me!

Are you crazy?!

Cut it out! It's only been two years!

What happened to you? This is wrong!

I don't know. I'm just...

I'm so sad right now.

You're making me cry!

For the last time, what is this stupid thing?

[CHOPPER] And none of you wanna help Robin?

Nobody's gonna say anything?

Why's this runt so attached to us, anyway?

When we're done here, maybe we should try selling it.

[CHOPPER] Damn it, forget this!

I don't have time to argue with you!

I'll save her on my own! I don't need you!

[CHOPPER] I'm coming, Robin! Hold on!

What was that? They have a fight?

I dunno. But it's definitely them.

I mean, they haven't aged well in the past two years,

but nobody else has a weird pet like that.

Looks like the reports are true after all.

They're alive. The Straw Hats are back!

And they're causing trouble again!

This is Grove #47.

It's them. We've sighted six Straw Hats and their pet!

[MARINA B] The rumors that they recruited other pirates

seem to be true as well.

They should be assembling on Grove #46 any minute now!

Understood! Then we'd better move quickly.

Evacuate the locals before this becomes a war zone!

[MARINE B] Roger!

Pirates are gathering at Grove 46.

Our targets are the Straw Hats.

We'll engage them in the lawless zone.

They may have reinforcements!

Block all routes of escape!

Close in on them from Groves 40, 42, and 44!

Make it snappy!

G1 is sending in backup now!

[MARINES gasp]

[MARINE G] Sentomaru, sir!

I'm heading in first.

PX-5 and PX-7 will accompany me.

[MARINE G] Whoa. You're deploying Pacifistas, sir?

[SENTOMARU] Of course I am!

You fools.

Haven't you learned not to underestimate the Straw Hats?

It's been two years since the war.

Surely they've only grown stronger during that time.

They may be rookies, but make no mistake,

they're the most dangerous pirates here.

[SENTOMARU] As for what happened last time,

we were never able to determine

why Kuma sent them away instead of apprehending them.

[SENTOMARU] But even after his personality was wiped,

his actions seemed to indicate

that they would be returning here someday.

And now that they have,

we must ensure that this doesn't end

like it did two years ago.

Let's move!

[LUFFY] Oh, it's moving.

Must be getting close.

[ALL groaning]

[LUFFY] Hm?

[THUGS chuckling]

I got plenty more where that came from, buddy boy.

Damn it! Run for it!

[LUFFY] Hmm...

[LUFFY] I don't remember so many pirates here last time.

Uhh... Guess I should put that thing on, huh?

Why don't you stop wasting my time

and give me a real discount?

Please don't be angry! I'm doing my best!

But, c'mon, I can't take 50% off no matter how much you buy.

They're marked down enough already!

Okay. Stop.

You can buy clothes when we get to Fishman Island, all right?

We're supposed to buy fuel!

Well, too bad!

[USOPP] Huh?

[NAMI] You drive a hard bargain.

I'll buy these too, but I want 90% off.

[SALESMAN A] Why me?!

[USOPP] Were you learning science these last two years

or just learning how to rip people off?

Hey, Moss Head, keep up.

I don't want you gettin' lost in the crowd.

If you wander off again, we'll set sail without you.

Yeah?

Then at least I wouldn't be seen with you, and your mouth brow.

Hey, I look good.

Hm? Somethin' smells nice.

Ooh, I could go for some of that.

[VENDOR A] Hi!

Well, like what you see?

Ah! You bet I do!

A real-life lady with succulent meat!

[SANJI laughing]

[SANJI] Uh.

That bastard, he did run off!

I wanna go fishing, but I don't have a fishing pole.

Ooh. Look, a fishing store.

[growls]

Son of a-- Where did he go?

[CHOPPER] Robin!

Where did they take her?

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Damn it!

[CHOPPER] None of this makes sense!

Why are they acting that way?

Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Sanji, Franky.

What happened to them? Why?

Robin gets taken away, and you don't care?

What's wrong with you?

I've been working so hard these past two years

to be a better doctor.

But for what?

[USOPP] Chopper!

Hey!

[NAMI] Yoo-hoo! Over here!

[USOPP laughs]

I could tell it was you from a mile away!

[CHOPPER] Ah!

It's Usopp!

[USOPP] Jeez, you got so big! Just look at you!

I bet I could even ride on your back, couldn't I?

You doin' okay?

Uh-huh!

So cuddly! I'm sure the lady reindeers just adore you!

I missed you, Chopper. So much!

Uhh...

Uh, Nami?

Uh-huh?

Wait a second!

I'm happy to see you guys and all,

but now's not the time for this.

Robin is in serious trouble!

Huh? They're just pretending to be you?

That's why there's two Namis?

[NAMI sighs]

Use your head, okay?

Robin was able to avoid the government for 20 years.

Do you really think someone could just grab her

and stuff her in a bag?

No offense, but come on!

I see!

I have a tough time telling humans apart,

but she didn't even smell right.

[growls]

Darn it, now I'm starting to get mad!

If we see one of them again,

I'm gonna punch 'em in their big, fake face!

They've got some nerve, pretending to be us!

I mean, why would they do that in the first place?

[CHOPPER chuckles]

It's almost like we're celebrities or something.

That's crazy!

Hey, don't let it go to your head.

Although you aren't that far off,

since our captain worked up quite a reputation

for fighting in that war.

[CHOPPER] Hah. I have to come up with a cool autograph.

[USOPP] Heh. I've already got one!

[NAMI] Come on, you two, we're famous criminals,

not celebrities.

[FAKE SANJI] Chopper! Where'd you go?

[FAKE ZORO] Come back!

[FAKE SANJI] Ugh. This sucks!

That little dude was their pet for real!

He, like, doubled our credibility!

Ow, my side hurts.

Are you nuts?

That talking stuffed animal thing was part

of the real Straw Hats and you let it get away?

Why didn't you tell me?

And why aren't you looking for it?

[FAKE SANJI, FAKE ZORO whimper]

Oh, sure, go look for him.

Like we have any idea where he went!

Yeah, I mean, Sabaody is super big and that guy was teeny tiny.

I can't do this. I am dyin' here!

Forget runnin'. We'll walk. Power walk.

Hancock was right.

With all the pirates around, this mustache is pretty handy.

I don't wanna fight with those guys anyway.

[FAKE SANJI] Look! It's that kid with the backpack!

Maybe our luck ain't so bad after all!

[FAKE ZORO] Boss called him a "kid,"

but he kinda looks like an old man to me.

Oh, it's you guys.

Hey, friend. We need you to come with us.

Let's do this nice and quiet, okay?

We don't want any trouble.

[FAKE SANJI] You really pissed off our captain, kiddo.

I'd prepare for the worst if I was you.

What's wrong? You so scared you can't even talk?

Hey, Sanji. How's it goin'?

[FAKE SANJI yelps]

And Zoro, too. Wow!

Long time no see, huh, guys?

[FAKE ZORO] Oh. Uh-huh! Too long, right?

Yeah, well, let's get goin' then. Heh.

You mean the rest of the crew's here already?

Sorry I was so late! Good thing you found me!

Well, he knows the Straw Hats, but we don't know him.

Like I care!

Just take him to Luffy and he'll sort this out!

Why you bein' such an ass about this?

I just wanna go fish.

Well, too bad, you can't!

[ZORO] Give me one good reason!

And while you're at it, give me one good reason

why I should even listen to you!

I don't wanna hang out together any more than you do,

but I can't let you get lost!

Don't get me wrong, though.

Nothing would make me happier than leaving you here for good.

Too bad, huh?

The point is, everyone's meeting on the ship,

so you don't get to go fishing on your own!

[ZORO] Tch.

[groans]

What a joke.

Number seven thinks he can talk crap to number one

and get away with it.

You think you're better than me just 'cause you got here first?

It's not like everyone swam to Sabaody, all right?

You got nothin' to brag about!

Sure, whatever you say, number seven.

Fine! You wanna fight me?

I trained these legs on the shores of hell for two years!

[ZORO] Then you better use them to run.

'Cause I will cut you in half!

[ZORO, SANJI yelling]

[PIRATE chattering]

[MARINE H] Reporting from Grove 46.

All the new recruits the Straw Hats

picked up are gathering here, and from the looks of things,

I'd say there might be nearly a hundred of them.

Most of them are nobodies,

but there are four captains at least.

I see "Gashed" Albion for one. He's worth 92 million.

Then there's "Lip-Service" Doughty,

who's worth 88 million.

But those aren't the ones I'm really worried about.

They've also got "Wet-Haired" Caribou, worth 210 million.

The captain of his crew.

He brought his brother with him, "Blood Splatter" Coribou.

His bounty's at 190 million.

[CARIBOU] Huh?

[CARIBOU] Ahh...

[NARRATOR] While the Straw Hats continue to gather at the Sunny,

the fake Straw Hats plan a gathering of their own,

attracting the attention of the Navy.

As soldiers storm Brook's concert,

the self-styled Soul King is forced to perform

his final show.

[LUFFY] On the next One Piece!

"Big Guns Assembled! The Danger of the Fake Straw Hats!"

I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!