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This is ridiculous.

You know what? Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.

What are you thinking?

Huh? What are you talking about?

Oh, what am I talking about?

Oh, you don't think I saw you?

What you were doing? What you were hiding?

I was shopping.

You were shopping? Yeah.

Yeah, you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure. So you have receipts for everything you put in your bag, right?

Um... Yes.

It's called a digital receipt on my phone.

A digital receipt.

Okay. Yeah, that's a good one. You know what? This is a good, um... You know

what? I think I'm going to need a little bit of backup.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, Peter, come on in.

Yeah, hey, can you bring Tony and Brendan into my office, please? Yeah, we

got a good one today.

Don't worry. They'll be here. You know, I'm going to call my daddy, and he's

going to come over here and straighten this out.

You're going to call your daddy?

Yeah. I think we're way past that.

Oh, really?

You don't have any proof?

I don't have no proof.

It's simple. Look, either you cooperate with me right now, and I won't call the

cops, or we just call the cops.

Hey, what's up, man? Hey, so come on in, daddy.

Come on in here.

Guess what this little...

Pretty thing over here was doing. Oh, okay. Over on aisle 13.

Aisle 13.

Uh-oh.

What's funny, guys? Shopping for some jewelry?

Ah.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, guys. She has a digital receipt.

Oh, yeah.

Digital receipt. Digital receipt.

Ah, okay. We've heard that one before. What is it? Like a fourth one this week

that we've heard?

Digital receipt?

I don't care. Okay? I do. I don't care. Okay, so it's simple. Look, either you

cooperate with us, right? Mm-hmm.

You let us search your bag.

Okay. Which I know you're hiding stuff in there.

Or we just call the cops. Get the police involved. Yeah, that's easy.

Yeah. Okay.

How about this? How about you just let me go?

How's it going? Let me go.

You ain't going nowhere. And you didn't hurt anyone, though.

I think we're way past letting you go. We're not letting you go.

You have two options and two options only, dear.

Hell. Okay.

You know what? Don't even worry about it. You know what? Don't even worry

about it. We'll just call the cops. Get them here.

No, no, no.

We're not calling the cops.

We're not calling the cops. Very pretty to go to jail, right?

You don't want to go to jail, do you?

Obviously not.

And especially for mile 13, there's a lot of expensive things in there. You're

probably talking about a felony here. Oh, for sure. Oh, my gosh. Whatever.

Like I care. So what do you want to do?

Are you going to cooperate or not?

It's up to you.

Fine.

But no one needs to know about this, okay?

Not even my dad.

No, no, no. You just threatened me that you were going to call your dad.

Whatever, forget about it. Forget about it. You know what? Look in your bag

here. Grab her bag.

You're not going to find anything in there, by the way. Oh, really? We've

heard that before.

Yeah, right?

Okay.

Stay right there, lady.

Things for the digital receipts. Oh, yeah.

Ah, look at that. Here we go.

I thought there was more than one item in there.

Glasses. Okay.

Designer glasses.

All right. Anything else?

Nothing in here. Nothing else in here. But who knows what you stuck up to.

Nothing else. Anywhere else.

Let me see those items.

Yeah. You know what?

So you have a digital receipt for these items?

Yeah, I do. Yeah, come on, let's see it. Let's go. Show proof of purchase.

Shut up.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, she thinks she's funny! Oh, that was a good one. She thinks she's funny. That

was a good one.

Anyway, guys, I got to go. You got to go. You got to go.

You got to go. You got to go. You got to go.

You got to go. You got to go. You got to go.

You got to go. You got to go. You got to go. No, no, no, no, no. First thing

we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and lock these in. So go ahead and

lock those in.

You can help me out?

Excuse me? You're not even professional. You don't know what you're doing. Wait,

wait, wait. Hold up, hold up, hold up. First of all, first of all. Yeah,

please. Lock that in, please.

We'll stay here. We'll handle it.

Hashtag suing.

First of all, first of all, first of all.

Don't act here like you're in charge, okay?

I'm the one that's in charge here.

All right? Okay, whatever.

So first thing you're going to do is we're going to get you up. So stand up.

Tony, go grab the camera.

Yeah. I'm going to take a quick picture of you, okay?

You can stand right here. I want to take a quick picture of you.

And we're going to put it on our shoplifters board, okay?

That's okay.

Wait, no, no. I love shopping here.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

That's over. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, no.

You're banned from here.

No more shopping. What do you mean I'm banned?

You're banned from here.

But my whole outfit is from here, okay? I can't not shop here. This is like 90%

of my wardrobe.

I recommend that outfit.

Well, she's not going to shop here anymore. That's a good one. Well, you're

banned from now on. So that's how you want to do it, right? You know what?

Go grab the camera. Take another picture.

Another picture?

Yeah, it has to be more official. Can you please not nick off the freaking

camera, please?

There you go.

That's better. Say cheese.

That's better.

You're still banned from here, by the way. Yeah, you're not going to be here

again. Yeah. That one's definitely going up on the board. We can get rid of the

other one, but that one's definitely going up on the board.

Whatever.

Whatever.

You know what? I don't know.

It logged in. I doubt you even did.

That mouth is going to get a wash.

This attitude? That mouth is going to get a wash. The easy thing to do is just

call a police.

Oh, really?

You can really learn your lesson. Yeah. After you grabbed my arm?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's illegal.

First of all, you know what? You stole, lady. Exactly. No, I didn't.

What are you talking about?

Guys, guys, guys, you know what? That's the easy thing.

I think we need to teach her a lesson. Yeah.

All right? I think so.

You know what kind of lesson, right?

Oh, yeah. I know a lesson. First off, she says, do you recognize this outfit?

No. Hello? No. No.

Since it's from here, right? But we definitely know that she could be hiding

more items underneath there. Okay, there's no items.

So we're going to do a strip search.

Okay, that's illegal.

Well, we can have the police do it for us.

You'll end up in cuffs, but whatever. Oh, really?

You're going to threaten me?

Oh, my God.

Like I care.

That's it. I'm fucking done.

Oh, I'm done.

Come here. Come here. Stay right here. Stay right here. You know what? You know

what?

Let's go.

Start. Let's go. Stop.

Check down. You two check down in there. Stop fucking moving.

Stop moving.

All right? We're going to check.

What? We're going to check. I am telling my lawyer about this.

Yes. Oh, my God. Whoever you want.

Oh, my God. No. My lawyer.

Take that off. I'm going to call him right now.

All right, we're going to check. We're going to check.

Let me see. Nothing in here.

You're just touching me.

We're not touching you. We're doing our jobs. This is too much, guys.

This is too hypersexual right now. Yeah.

Like, what the heck?

I don't know. Did you recognize that? Is that from here?

Is that from here, too? I got it. I got it. You got it? Yeah.

Go. Go.

This is so hypersexual. You guys are going to jail.

Listen, come here.

Hashtag jail.

Stop. Stop moving.

Stop moving.

Stop. I'm not resisting.

Yeah, there you go. Get it off, guys.

Come on.

Those are my shoes.

They're designer shoes.

You didn't steal it. You haven't paid for any of this shit.

Hold on.

All right, grab her, guys.

Oh, my God.

I'm naked right now.

Yes, we know that. Yeah, we know that.

We need to check.

We need to make sure you weren't stealing anything else.

Where would I hide anything?

You guys see anything back there?

I mean, you know, it's kind of hard to see.

Yeah, right?

You know what we're going to have to do, right? You know what? We're going to

have to do cavity search.

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I believe so.

Cavity search? Yep, yep.

Like in my mouth?

Keep moving. Something like that.

Something like that.

We'll get to your mouth eventually.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Bend over. Do not move.

Do not move. Look at that wall. Look at that wall. Do not move. You understand

me? If not, I'm going to call the police right now. Oh, my God.

What the heck? Ready? Come here. Put this leg up.

No. That is inappropriate.

No. Stop.

Stop resisting.

Where's your warrant?

Okay.

Hashtag warrant.

Do I need to show you the items you stole?

Yeah. That's my warrant.

Okay? Oh,

my God. I don't know, guys. It looks like there could be something in there.

Yeah? Something in there?

Yeah. What?

She thinks she's slick.

She's got a big fucking mouth.

She's got a big fucking cavity in there.

Okay,

you don't go deep anywhere.

All right, listen.

Check this out. Keep looking at that wall, okay?

Let us do our job. All right? Yeah.

Move that leg out of the way. Oh, now you want to touch my leg? Let us do what

we do. Get in here. Get in here. Take a look. Look.

Look. You see? See that?

All right?

Got to go deep in there. All right? All right.

So see this right here? Yeah. You got to go like all the way deep. Okay. Now I'm

really. Got to make sure, you know, that there's nothing in there. Nothing in

there. Okay? No items. And sometimes.

They're going to be a little resistant, but you've got to go deep in there,

okay? And you've got to check all the sides, you know? Okay.

See? Let me see.

Going in there.

Let me see.

I'm not seeing, feeling anything.

Yeah, because there's nothing up there.

Hello? Keep looking at that wall, all right?

If not, you know what? We're just going to get the police and that's it. Fine,

fine. They're going to end up doing this anyway. Okay, okay, I'm doing it. All

right? Be good around the thing.

See?

Let me see back here.

Nothing on this side.

Gotta go all the way in there.

As deep as you can go.

You know what? You might have longer from this.

Get it there.

Yeah,

get it there.

See?

See?

Go all the way to the back.

Okay.

Yep.

See?

Anything? Nothing in there.

You know, I mean, I don't feel anything right off the bat, but, you know, I

don't know.

Tony, what do you think?

Oh, so you all need to try?

Get over here, Tony.

Get in there.

Go ahead.

All the way in there, Tony. Yep.

There you go.

Yeah, there you go. Yep.

See?

There's nothing.

I can't really.

See?

And sometimes it's like they'll hide things all the way deep in there. And

you've got to go all the way in there. Yeah, because if it's a smaller item,

you're not going to be able to find it.

Did you try, Brennan?

No, not yet.

You've got long fingers, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

See what you can find.

Go ahead.

Get in there.

Get in there.

There you go.

There it is, right there.

All right, check.

Yep.

Sometimes, yeah, it's right there in the back.

Yep.

So ridiculous.

Did we ask you a question? No, right? No, I didn't say anything.

Okay, all right. Keep it that way. Yeah, all right.

I'm not having any luck here.

No? You're satisfied?

See, sometimes you've got to spread it more so you can really get it there.

Just like that. There you go. Good job.

She might have swallowed something.

Yeah. I don't know. It's possible.

Remember that one girl that hid the jewelry back there?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She could be hiding anything in your mouth?

Yeah, you got anything up there? Obviously not.

You swallow anything? I'm talking normally, aren't I?

Maybe you swallowed something. I don't know. We're going to have to check that

eventually. You know that.

Yeah. Yeah, whatever.

Oh, whatever.

She has no fucking idea what's coming.

You know what?

Yeah, I think... Get her up.

Get her up.

Get her up.

Yeah.

You know what?

That's what we're going to do.

Oh, do not...

You're not so happy anymore, huh? And all herky and threatening us and all

that, huh?

What happened?

No? Oh, okay.

Oh, now you see how quick she just... You're right to remain silent.

Okay, let's see.

So this is what we're going to do.

We're actually going to play a little game.

All right? It's your choice. Now, we can either play a game or we can just

get cops involved and press charges.

You don't take it from there.

That's worked for us.

Whatever.

It's your choice. What do you think? It's your choice. Okay, I'll do the

game.

I'll do the game.

Oh, my God. Look, I'm listening to you.

See? She beat me a little.

That's what we do.

You see?

So this is what I'm going to do.

I'm going to hand you a couple of chips.

And depending on what color you land on, it's going to be an action that's going

to be taken on you.

All right? Yeah.

Choose your death room. Yeah. Oh, okay.

All right.

Good? Yeah.

Great. Let's go.

Not yet.

Because you're going to leave once you take care of us. You're going to take

care of each one.

What?

Yeah. Well, you got the red one, so, you know.

So what am I supposed to do, guys? Open your mouth.

Make sure there's always a cough in your fucking hand.

And take care of us.

All right?

That's it.

So open your mouth.

You can start with me since I'm in charge.

There you go.

Why is that hand empty?

There you go. There you go. You see?

There you go.

She'll cough on her fucking forehead.

There you go. Yeah.

See?

See? There you go.

See? Stick your tongue out. Stick your tongue out.

There you go.

Now go back and forth.

Over there.

There you go.

See? There you go.

Go back and forth.

Don't forget about Peter right here. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go.

See? Good girl. See, now she's being cooperative. See?

There you go.

Over there.

There you go.

See?

Don't stop.

Okay, but only if there's no cough.

Don't worry about it. Just keep sucking.

And you let us worry about cops, okay?

There you go. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All the way deep. Make sure she doesn't have nothing inside her mouth.

Now you're getting the hang of it. See?

She knows how to

stay out of jail.

Yeah, you see that?

She was talking all that shit in the beginning.

Look at her now.

All right.

You guys are disgusting.

Yeah, you know what? You just keep sucking.

All right?

Yeah.

Yeah, keep sucking.

There you go. There you go.

Yeah.

Trying to act like she's disgusting.

Why is that hand empty? There you go.

There you go. Yeah.

Yeah, don't forget the box right here.

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Do you want us to call the cops?

No, don't call the cops.

They have a three-minute response time. They'll be here quick as fuck.

Yeah. Go ahead.

I told you. I told you we had a good one today.

I told you.

She's a lot cuter than the last one.

Come

back

next week and steal some more.

So should I remove the band?

Yeah, please.

Actually, we'll see how good she does.

I think it's another round of... This wasn't enough.

No, no, no.

Grab the chips before you get up. Grab the chips right there.

Grab one more. Grab one more.

Ready? Here we go.

Here we go.

Wherever you want.

And the bus may get in first. Oh, here we go.

Put that leg up right there.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Oh, yeah. You ready?

No, I'm not ready because this is hashtag illegal.

Oh, yeah?

Hashtag illegal?

Oh, yeah.

Get ready.

Stare at that wall.

Keep staring at that wall.

Okay? Stare at that wall while I go nice and deep in there.

Oh, yeah.

You know what? Come over here.

Come over here. Oh, my God.

This is not about the investigation anymore. Oh, we're going to put you to

work, girl. Don't worry about it.

You got the green card?

Oh.

Yeah, there you go. There you go.

You know what to do with that penis. There you go. All right.

There you go. There you go, yeah. Put it in my hand.

Oh, yeah, that's it. Dude, I'm going deep in here.

Yeah? Oh, make sure there's nothing in there. Oh, dude.

Fucking pussy so tight.

Yeah, just shove that cock in your fucking mouth.

Oh,

that's so good.

Trust me. Trust me.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, God. That's all right.

Fucking pussy so fucking tight.

Oh, I love this one. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I think she's getting into this.

I mean,

it feels good.

You like that, don't you? Yeah, but you guys are disgusting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just keep sucking.

And this better not be on my record.

Don't worry about it. You just keep sucking.

We'll let you know if we're going to remove the band or not by the end.

You better remove the band.

Keep sucking. Keep sucking.

Nobody asks you any questions, okay? Just keep sucking. Keep sucking dick,

yeah.

That's it. Keep sucking that dick, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, shit. Keep sucking that dick.

Good, huh, Tony?

Fucking amazing. I don't want to get up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I don't even want to get up. No, right? No.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck. You gotta feel this, man. You gotta feel this thing. Oh, yeah. Oh,

shit. Oh, shit.

Go deeper,

deeper right there.

You guys are losers

I think we're winning right now. I think we're winning right now, right?

Yeah.

Just be a good fucking slut.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. So fucking good.

Let me get in this fucking pussy toilet. Oh, fuck.

If I have to, fuck sure.

You know what? Let me go up there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah,

there you

go.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You're going to suck that fucking cock. Yeah, fuck.

See why I didn't want to get up? Oh, yeah. Now I see why you didn't want to

get up. Fuck. Oh, man.

That's a big fucking throat.

She fucking likes it now.

Yeah, she's fucking liking it now. Oh, shit.

Shit, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Shit, fuck.

Oh, man, fuck.

Yeah, that's it, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Keep going, keep going, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You know what? We should really stretch her fucking mouth out. Yeah.

And I know just the guy.

Oh, shit.

Let's go, Pete.

All right. Get up here.

Yeah, get up here.

Yeah.

You guys are such curves.

Yeah.

Yeah.

More doggy?

More doggy?

More doggy? Yeah, I see.

Push your fucking throat. Push your fucking throat deep, son. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Stretch that fucking mouth.

Stretch that fucking throat.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Did you get this? Did you get in this pussy? Yeah?

Where is that fucking pussy?

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm not a slut.

If you're not a threat, we're going to turn you into one. Don't worry about

that. By the time you leave here, you might even be our favorite little

threat. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh,

shit, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah. You have a fucking tight little body.

Yeah, it loves to get fucked.

Oh, my God.

She's following directions so perfectly now.

She's following directions so fucking good now.

You know what?

You know what?

Time for another round.

Let's go.

Come on.

Stay right there. Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Come on.

See? So after this I'm free, right?

You're free to play the game again. Yeah, you're going to play the game

again.

Don't worry about that.

We'll let you know when you're free.

Come on, come on, come on, get in there, get in there, get in there, get in

there, get in there.

I mean,

at least you guys are good at fucking me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Oh, is that a little smirk? Is that a little smile?

Yeah. Oh, she's definitely into it now.

Yeah, you know.

We're going to stretch you out.

I guess the punishment

isn't that bad.

You know we're going after

this, right?

Another round.

Yeah, there you go. She wants to play another round.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah,

totally had a good one today.

Good one.

But I'm such a good girl. What are you talking about?

Let's play fucking Plinko. I want to play Plinko.

Oh, okay.

Let's play Pinko. Oh, that's right.

Fuck yeah.

What is it called?

Big games.

Let's play the game.

Give her another chip. Give her another chip right there.

Give him another chip.

Who's got it? Drop the fucking puck. What's in the card?

Oh, look at her now. Look at her now.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. There you go.

They're cheating.

That's a different yellow.

That's a different yellow. Guess what?

It's time for writing.

What? Yeah. What are you talking about? Let me sit down.

Oh, no.

What? Yeah.

Yeah. Sit on his lap. Come on.

You already know what to do.

Oh, yeah. Put the fucking cup back in there. Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Don't keep your fucking hands empty.

Got fucking penis tooth all over here.

Okay. There you go.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

So am I a good girl now?

You're definitely getting there.

There you go.

You're going to want to feed her back there.

That's right.

Yes, yes.

Stop jerking. Stop jerking. There you go.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Keep jerking out there.

Keep jerking out there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah.

Don't you worry about his fucking cock.

Get in there, buddy. Yeah.

Go ahead, buddy. Get in there. Get in there.

Yeah.

Get those fucking cards.

Get those fucking cards.

Get those

fucking cards.

Oh, yeah, there you go. Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

Oh, yeah, there you go.

Oh,

yeah,

there

you go.

Smack that ass. Smack that ass.

Yeah.

Yeah,

you can have it. Every fucking limb is fucking accustomed to it.

Yeah, every limb is a pomegranate.

You know what? I want you to turn around this time.

Yeah, yeah.

Come here.

Grab her leg.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Let's hit her right on this fucking cock.

There you go. There you go. Yeah.

Can you see it?

Can you see it? Oh, shit.

Let her earn it.

Can't make it too easy for her, you know?

Oh, shit, yeah.

She's supposed to be punishing me, not rewarding me. You know what I mean?

She's enjoying it too much.

No, I hate it.

You hate it?

Yeah. Yeah, you hate it? Yeah, I totally hate it.

Look at my top.

That's enough. That's enough.

That's enough.

That's enough.

That's enough.

That's enough.

That's enough.

That's enough.

She's getting really good at this. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

All the way back over here.

Yeah.

Good in

there.

Yeah.

There you go, get in here.

Yeah.

Get

over

here, Tony.

Get over here, Tony.

Yeah,

get over here.

Open that fucking mouth. Open that fucking mouth. Yeah, yeah. There you go.

There you go. Fuck him up, Tony.

Fuck you. Yeah.

There you go.

Oh, fuck you. Oh,

fuck you. Get back in there.

Yeah. Fuck you.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Keep fucking running. Keep running that fucking path.

Don't fucking run that path.

Yeah, don't fucking run.

Yeah, I'm going to cover this side of your fucking face. Yeah, I'm going to

cover this side of your fucking face. Yeah, exactly, yeah.

That's it, yeah. I don't think we even need to do another game. Oh, no, come

on. I'm going to fucking...

I need a reward now? Yes. Get on your fucking knees. Get on your fucking

knees. Get that chair out of the way.

Get that chair out of the fucking way. Get on your fucking knees.

Get on your fucking knees right there.

So you want to fucking go and fucking dance?

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Right there. Right there.

Here it comes. Here it comes. Right there.

Yeah. Right there. Right there.

Remember my name on your fucking face. Right there.

Yeah. Right there.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, shit. There you go. Take all of it. Yeah.

Fuck. You know what?

I think you're making a mess. Yeah, yeah.

So sweet.

Yeah.

Oh, that wasn't really a punishment.

Oh, really?

Should we come back in the shop with some more? Yeah.

What do you think? So we remove the band?

Yes, she does. Right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I think so.