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Original subtitles

Hey!

Mom!

Mom!

Hey!

Stepmom!

Wake up!

Oh.

Did you fall asleep on top of some pizza?

Yeah,

I must have closed off watching TV last night.

Are you okay?

Yeah,

I'm just,

you know,

things have been hard after the divorce.

You know how it is.

It's just,

since my dad took off,

you've been acting weird at the least.

I know.

Everything's gonna be okay.

I'm just worried about you.

That's all.

Oh,

everything's gonna be okay.

Okay.

And when was the last time you showered?

I don't remember.

You need to get your shit together.

I know.

I will.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Okay,

well,

thanks.

And I'm gonna go to the class and I'll see you later,

okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Oh,

this is what I was gonna do.

Yeah.

I wonder if there's any useful advice on the internet.

How to overcome depression for a newly divorced mom?

Oh,

I like what I see.

What's up,

beautiful ladies?

Goon or mama here with another tip for you.

Oh,

wow.

I've been getting this question a lot.

I am recently divorced.

I feel lonely and want to have fun.

Are you preaching to the choir,

sis?

Well,

I'm gonna give you a little secret and it's what actually saved me from despair.

She can't be serious,

can she?

Are the other people actually doing this?

I started enjoying time with my stepson.

Wow.

This thing is all over the internet.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

it's such a fucking good boy.

Oh,

my God.

It's fucking hot.

It's fucking hot.

Oh,

my God.

I know,

I know.

It sounds crazy.

But first things first.

He is my stepson.

And we only do it this way.

So if you think about it,

there's nothing wrong with it.

Now,

this is how it started.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

It's very drunk ,ุณู….

Pretty heavy.

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

Oh,

that's just so good,

oh my,

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yeah,

oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh my God.

Ah,

you know I don't think I was gonna be this good.

Oh my god!

Ah,

ah,

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ah!

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ah!

Oh Oh my god

Oh my god,

I'm so close.

Oh,

I want to go.

Ah.

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yeah.

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Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

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Oh my god.

I - Ah.

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Come on,

come on,

come on,

come on.

Oh my gosh,

here we go,

yeah.

Oh yeah,

oh yeah,

oh yeah,

oh yeah.

oh

Oh,

I'm not here.

Oh,

I just came.

Oh!

Hi.

Oh,

hey!

I was just...

I was just...

I don't know what came over me.

I was just...

I was just here.

Well...

What got you all riled up?

Oh,

I just want to see.

Okay.

I thought my asshole...

You're more...

Mmm,

fucking God boy.

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

It's him.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh...

This is about moms and sons doing this thing.

Wait,

wait,

wait.

Moms and sons!

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

Well,

it doesn't count,

because it's,

you know,

it's even.

Ah.

That,

that,

that's crazy.

Well,

come and see,

there's millions of people doing this.

I...

Wow.

I never thought of it that way.

I've always wanted to try that,

but it's gonna help me,

but I'm worried about cheating dad.

I know.

I've always wanted to do that.

Okay.

Wanna do that?

I'm not sure.

Yeah,

it's gonna be okay.

Let's do it.

It's okay.

I'm your mom.

Oh,

yeah.

Wow.

Oh,

yeah.

I always wanted to do that.

It's...

It's...

It's...

It's okay.

Okay.

Oh,

yeah.

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yeah.

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yeah.

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Hi.

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fuck.

All those suckers.

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