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- [Man] You bad little motherfucker
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you think you outta sight.
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But you ain't done nothin' yet
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until you face the bad, bad Dolemite.
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(ominous music)
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- Nyah.
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(doors rumbling)
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(ominous humming)
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(eerie music)
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(doors banging)
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Wu-Tang (mumbles)!
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(eye buzzing)
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(arrows whooshing)
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Shit.
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(suspenseful drum beating)
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(ninjas whooshing)
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Zygos.
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- Don't come closer, Tupac.
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There's nothing for you here.
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Leave now with your life
while you have a chance.
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- Yo, I came here to boot some shit.
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So back the fuck up before
you get smacked the fuck up.
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- There's nothing of value here.
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- Bullshit!
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What's that?
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- Not on your life!
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Kill me first, you bastard!
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- Step off bitch and maybe
I'll spare your punk ass.
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Go on, beat it!
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- Bastard, you dare have the nerve
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to insult the Clan of the Wu-Tang?!
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- Why not?
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You ain't shit!
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(both grunting)
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(arms and feet thudding)
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(arms whooshing)
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(Tupac grunting)
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(arms thudding)
(both grunting)
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(Tupac punching and grunting)
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(ominous music)
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(Tupac laughing maniacally)
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- (winces) No!
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No!
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(Tupac laughing and grunting)
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(suspenseful tribal music)
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(speaking foreign language)
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- The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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Well!
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Aah, look at this bad motherfucker.
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Son of a bitch.
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Well, thing-ting-tong.
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Take the thing is strong.
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(Monk Ru-Dee chanting)
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Aah.
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Greetings my yellow brotha.
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You are hip lookin' motherfucker.
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I'm Monk Ru-Dee from the Dolemite Clan.
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I've come from China seekin' wisdom,
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lookin' for some power and the
nearest (mumbles) hospital.
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- Buddha bless you.
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Welcome to our temple.
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Do you care to play a
game of Chinese Chess?
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Our Game Boy is broke (mumbles) light.
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- What kind of motherfuckin' shit is this?
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- Dolemite Clan decide
when Tupac was here,
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but we cast him away.
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- You did?
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Oh, well what did you do?
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- He was (mumbles) all
night and fighting all day.
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- If I'd have been here, I'd
have kicked his goddamn ass.
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So tell me this, which way
did that motherfucker go?
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When I catch him, Imma
put these hush puppies
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up his motherfucking ass.
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- Buddha bless you.
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(birds chirping)
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(ominous music)
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(ninja mouth calling)
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(both screaming)
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- Ninja hitmen?
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(ninjas grunting)
(arms whooshing)
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- May I suggest that you
back off or you'll be hurt?
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- [Ninja] Stupid gringo, kill him!
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(kicks thudding)
(ninjas grunting)
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- Come on, let's get out of here!
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- You're good.
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- Thank you, my Lord.
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- Move it along.
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(bell tolling)
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- Sir Prince Sanada has foiled
the assassination attempt.
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- (laughs) So the meddlesome fool
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thought he could meddle in our affair
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and hide in the Shaolin temple afterwards.
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We'll show him different.
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- [Ninjas] Yes, Lordship!
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- Round up the men and prepare the ships
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to set sail for China.
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I want both the Prince and
Shaolin temple destroyed.
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Not a single monk shall be
spared a horrible death.
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I want them crushed!
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- [Ninjas] Yes, Lordship!
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(Lord laughing maniacally)
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(soft, suspenseful music)
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(bell tolling)
(soft guitar music)
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- Buddha bless you.
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Arise, my son.
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- Thank you, High Holiness.
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- What brings you to Shaolin temple?
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- Master, I have traveled from Japan
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to learn the sacred arts
of the Shaolin temple.
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So Master, I would be most honored
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if you could teach me those arts,
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so I could spread their
knowledge in Japan.
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- Normally Sir, we don't accept strangers.
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But another outsider
from the Dolemite Clan
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has been allowed, so you may stay too.
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- Thank you Abbot, you are most kind.
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(bell tolling)
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(soft soothing music)
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- Excuse me, are you Abbot White?
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- Yes, I've been expecting
you, please sit down.
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- Thank you, High Abbot.
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- (sighs) Yes I know that
the reason you are here
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is because of this ninja conspiracy.
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Is that correct?
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- Master, I wish to
learn Shaolin techniques
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so that I may defeat them.
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- The ninjas and Shaolin have been at odds
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for a great many years.
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I remember the last time
I ran into them, hmm.
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(dramatic fight music)
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(blades swooshing)
(ninjas shouting)
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(idol laughing maniacally)
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- Ninja black magic.
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(idol laughing maniacally)
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Buddha have mercy.
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I demand that you tricksters
show yourselves right now.
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- Silly Abbot, Trix are for kids.
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Prepare to die, monk.
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- You have entered the
37th chamber of Shaolin
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and now because of your actions,
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you must suffer the consequences.
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I demand that you show yourselves.
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Come out!
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(swords whooshing)
(ninjas grunting)
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(fists thudding)
(ninjas grunting)
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(ninjas shouting)
(swords whooshing)
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(ninja shouting)
(shelf crashing)
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(smoke bomb exploding)
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- Another attack is inevitable.
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Your arrival foreshadows that.
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- Master, I--
- Enough of this.
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Let's begin your education now.
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- Thank you sir, I'm ready.
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- First, I'll show you
the five-style fist.
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Pay attention.
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- I won't disappoint you, Master.
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I've been preparing for
this chance all my life.
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- Huh.
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- Shaolin Kung Fu derives itself
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from nature's five elements.
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They're metal, wood,
earth, fire, and water.
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- Dammit, why does he teach
a foreigner and not me?
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- Yes Master, I understand.
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- Good.
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Let's begin with the basics.
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- I'm ready, Master.
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- Wait, where are you going?
- Leave me alone!
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- You're not allowed to leave, you can't.
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- Who's gonna stop me?
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- Well I...
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I better tell the Abbot what happened.
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- Right
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- Abbot White, Sir.
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- What is it, boy?
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- It's bad, Sir.
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It's Chi Kang, he's run away Sir.
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- That fool!
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Buddha (mumbles).
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(bell tolling)
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The five-style fist.
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All the effective moves
of Shaolin Kung Fu.
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Tiger!
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(Master grunting)
(arms whooshing)
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Dragon!
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(Master grunting)
(arms whooshing)
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Crane!
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(Master grunting)
(arms whooshing)
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Snake!
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(Master grunting)
(sand shuffling)
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Monkey!
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(Master grunting)
(arms whooshing)
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- Look at that shit!
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This motherfucker's outta sight!
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(Master grunting)
(arms whooshing)
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(wind howling)
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(sand crumbling)
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(ninjas shouting)
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(swords swooshing)
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(fists thudding)
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(piccolo wailing)
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(soft Asian music)
(student grunting)
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- Ooh, my man is doin' it.
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- (slaps) Good job.
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(crickets chirping)
(fire crackling)
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(soft, soothing music)
(woman moaning)
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- My God, it's true what
they say about you black men.
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- (laughs) It sure is, my sweet honey.
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- Come on, let's get it on stud.
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(fire crackling)
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(energetic Asian music)
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(arms whooshing)
(both grunting)
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- Master, forgive me.
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- Well now, what do I have here?
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Well done; you've improved.
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First, keep practicing and
you'll be my best student yet.
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- Thank you, Master.
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- (sighs) Still, these strikes alone
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won't be able to defeat the
power of the ninja artists.
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So you'll have to use
your brains to fight them.
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- Yes Master, I will use
both skill and brains.
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- Very well, keep practicing.
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- Yes.
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(wind howling)
(ominous music)
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- (sighs) Buddha, have mercy.
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A Ninja deadly trap.
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(ninjas shouting)
(swords clanging)
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(soft Asian music)
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Buddha bless you.
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(blood spurting)
(ominous music)
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(ninjas shouting)
(ground rumbling)
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(swords and blades whooshing)
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(sand shuffling)
(Abbot shouting)
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(ominous music)
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Buddha bless you.
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(ninjas buzzing)
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(instrument whistling)
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(shovel crunching)
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(ground rumbling)
239
00:31:27,574 --> 00:31:31,405
(man and Abbot shouting)
240
00:31:31,405 --> 00:31:32,238
- Let me go.
241
00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:34,905
It's me, Abbot White, let me go!
242
00:31:38,881 --> 00:31:39,798
Release me!
243
00:31:41,113 --> 00:31:42,065
Let me go!
244
00:31:42,065 --> 00:31:43,948
It's me, Abbot White.
245
00:31:43,948 --> 00:31:44,781
Release me!
246
00:31:44,781 --> 00:31:46,065
Let me go, you fool.
247
00:31:46,065 --> 00:31:49,065
Let me go! (grunts)
248
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:56,958
(instrument whistling)
249
00:32:11,024 --> 00:32:13,691
(Abbot wincing)
250
00:32:17,259 --> 00:32:21,426
(instrument whistling)
(Abbot grunting)
251
00:32:26,692 --> 00:32:30,359
(man shouting and wincing)
252
00:32:32,541 --> 00:32:36,041
(man laughing maniacally)
253
00:32:45,425 --> 00:32:48,092
(ominous music)
254
00:33:00,957 --> 00:33:03,547
- Good news Sir, Abbot White is dead.
255
00:33:03,547 --> 00:33:05,380
I saw his body myself.
256
00:33:10,135 --> 00:33:12,383
- (claps) Excellent.
257
00:33:12,383 --> 00:33:15,466
(Phantasm whooshing)
258
00:33:50,227 --> 00:33:52,603
Mr (mumbles), what do
you think of my student?
259
00:33:52,603 --> 00:33:54,513
Her name is Phantasm.
260
00:33:54,513 --> 00:33:58,680
- (laughs) A martial arts masterpiece.
261
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:07,388
- Your wish is my command.
262
00:34:07,388 --> 00:34:09,888
- Go kill and return.
- Right.
263
00:34:12,338 --> 00:34:15,005
(ominous music)
264
00:34:34,713 --> 00:34:36,402
- Those beads.
265
00:34:36,402 --> 00:34:37,235
Master?
266
00:34:37,235 --> 00:34:41,402
- (laughs) I screwed a guy to
death so I could get those.
267
00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:45,366
- Where did you get those?
268
00:34:48,910 --> 00:34:52,239
- Come on over here and
I'll whisper it to you.
269
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,647
- That'll be a pleasure.
270
00:34:53,647 --> 00:34:57,814
(arms whooshing)
(both shouting)
271
00:35:26,974 --> 00:35:30,141
(Shurikens whooshing)
272
00:35:31,523 --> 00:35:35,023
(suspenseful Asian music)
273
00:36:05,055 --> 00:36:09,222
(Shurikens whooshing and clanging)
274
00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:34,334
(fists smacking)
(both grunting)
275
00:36:54,936 --> 00:36:57,519
- Those must be Master's beads.
276
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:03,344
Big brother, look at this.
277
00:37:07,904 --> 00:37:08,821
Look, here.
278
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:13,644
- Yes, these are Abbot White's beads.
279
00:37:13,644 --> 00:37:14,764
Let's tell the Abbot.
280
00:37:14,764 --> 00:37:17,597
Come on, we have no time to waste.
281
00:37:18,956 --> 00:37:21,873
(soft Asian music)
282
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:25,509
- Prepare the funeral.
283
00:37:28,209 --> 00:37:31,209
(rhythmic drumming)
284
00:37:40,909 --> 00:37:43,492
(bell tolling)
285
00:37:58,033 --> 00:38:00,700
(ominous music)
286
00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:30,004
(ninjas shouting)
(sword swooshing)
287
00:38:36,813 --> 00:38:41,245
- Well well, if it ain't
the lost tribe of Shabazz.
288
00:38:41,245 --> 00:38:43,447
Don't tell me you white niggas.
289
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,959
You're not here to stop me, are you?
290
00:38:45,959 --> 00:38:48,039
- Your goin' down, G.
291
00:38:48,039 --> 00:38:50,679
- Yo (mumbles), what you doin' here man?
292
00:38:50,679 --> 00:38:52,641
You're on the East side now, motherfucker.
293
00:38:52,641 --> 00:38:56,391
West side can't help
your sorry punk ass now.
294
00:38:59,469 --> 00:39:02,469
(knuckles cracking)
295
00:39:10,377 --> 00:39:14,544
(both grunting)
(fists thudding)
296
00:39:44,963 --> 00:39:47,373
- You want some more of this?
297
00:39:47,373 --> 00:39:51,540
(both shouting)
(fists thudding)
298
00:39:56,277 --> 00:39:57,610
Come and get it.
299
00:40:05,004 --> 00:40:09,171
(clan grunting and shouting)
(fists thudding)
300
00:40:20,077 --> 00:40:22,827
(kicks thudding)
301
00:40:50,337 --> 00:40:54,004
(death bell tolling loudly)
302
00:40:58,476 --> 00:41:02,309
(ninjas wincing and shouting)
303
00:41:10,456 --> 00:41:14,123
(Tupac laughing maniacally)
304
00:41:24,297 --> 00:41:27,047
- Come on let's get out of here.
305
00:41:35,585 --> 00:41:39,693
- (laughs) Get yourself
some Nikes next time.
306
00:41:39,693 --> 00:41:41,470
You sorry apple-headed Zulus.
307
00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:46,090
Let's get some fried chicken. (laughs)
308
00:41:46,090 --> 00:41:50,257
(serene Asian music)
(birds chirping)
309
00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:54,176
(both moaning)
310
00:41:56,269 --> 00:41:57,436
- Oh, my ears.
311
00:42:03,046 --> 00:42:06,629
(both moaning and wincing)
312
00:42:28,517 --> 00:42:29,934
- Oh my goodness.
313
00:42:51,189 --> 00:42:53,175
- Thanks ma'am.
314
00:42:53,175 --> 00:42:55,508
- It looks like you ran into
315
00:42:56,391 --> 00:42:58,349
Tupac of the Dolemite Clan.
316
00:42:58,349 --> 00:43:00,428
- That's right.
317
00:43:00,428 --> 00:43:02,944
You're damn right.
- It was him.
318
00:43:02,944 --> 00:43:05,548
We got no beef with the West side.
319
00:43:05,548 --> 00:43:07,854
That nigga's got to go.
320
00:43:07,854 --> 00:43:11,482
See if I don't cap his ass next time.
321
00:43:11,482 --> 00:43:15,878
- He is a sworn enemy
of the Wu-Tang tribe.
322
00:43:15,878 --> 00:43:19,880
He killed my father and
stole the death bell.
323
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,336
He plans to unite with the
Ninjas and destroy Shaolin.
324
00:43:24,336 --> 00:43:26,262
I can't allow this to happen.
325
00:43:26,262 --> 00:43:27,442
- Let's join forces.
326
00:43:27,442 --> 00:43:29,265
I think it'd be a good
idea for both of us.
327
00:43:29,265 --> 00:43:30,765
- Right, but first
328
00:43:32,147 --> 00:43:33,551
to Shaolin.
329
00:43:33,551 --> 00:43:36,105
We must warn the Abbot.
330
00:43:36,105 --> 00:43:39,272
(ominous Asian music)
331
00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:07,576
- I wonder if those fellers in the pajamas
332
00:44:07,576 --> 00:44:10,699
could give me directions to Shaolin.
333
00:44:10,699 --> 00:44:14,199
- Where do you think you're going, gringo?
334
00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:17,691
What's your name?
335
00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:18,524
- Me?
336
00:44:21,406 --> 00:44:23,479
Well I'm Davey Crockett.
337
00:44:23,479 --> 00:44:26,396
Hunter and tracker at your service.
338
00:44:28,049 --> 00:44:31,555
- Vamos now gringo or
I'll have to kill you.
339
00:44:31,555 --> 00:44:34,638
- I ain't gonna leave on your say so.
340
00:44:35,927 --> 00:44:38,760
(sword sheathing)
341
00:44:40,739 --> 00:44:41,572
En garde.
342
00:44:43,342 --> 00:44:44,175
- Wait.
343
00:44:46,243 --> 00:44:48,910
(ominous music)
344
00:44:59,344 --> 00:45:03,511
(swords clanging)
(both grunting)
345
00:45:16,664 --> 00:45:19,223
Let's get outta here!
346
00:45:19,223 --> 00:45:21,723
- Don't say I didn't warn ya.
347
00:45:35,842 --> 00:45:39,332
- We should have no trouble in
destroying the Shaolin temple
348
00:45:39,332 --> 00:45:41,646
now that we have Tupac on our side.
349
00:45:41,646 --> 00:45:42,896
Viva La Russia.
350
00:45:44,662 --> 00:45:48,857
Tupac is indeed a powerful
ally for anyone to have
351
00:45:48,857 --> 00:45:52,440
and I am sure that we
should be victorious.
352
00:45:54,638 --> 00:45:56,055
- You said it, G.
353
00:45:57,230 --> 00:46:01,397
We're gonna whip their
baldheaded asses. (laughs)
354
00:46:06,592 --> 00:46:09,175
(birds cooing)
355
00:46:14,122 --> 00:46:18,289
(fists thudding)
(both grunting)
356
00:46:20,849 --> 00:46:23,615
- Finest Shaolin techniques in action.
357
00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:25,198
Let's check it out.
358
00:46:27,729 --> 00:46:31,896
(legs whooshing)
(both grunting)
359
00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:35,808
(fists thudding)
360
00:46:43,831 --> 00:46:47,998
(fists pounding)
(both shouting)
361
00:46:49,421 --> 00:46:50,588
Do forgive me.
362
00:46:55,759 --> 00:46:59,926
(fists thudding)
(both grunting)
363
00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:07,750
(man wincing)
364
00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:10,103
- So you wanna play rough, do ya?
365
00:47:10,103 --> 00:47:13,686
Good. (grunts and screams)
366
00:47:17,097 --> 00:47:21,264
(both grunting)
(arms whooshing)
367
00:47:22,849 --> 00:47:24,574
- Come on up.
368
00:47:24,574 --> 00:47:27,683
(clothes whooshing)
369
00:47:27,683 --> 00:47:31,850
(shouting and grunting)
(fists thudding)
370
00:47:37,878 --> 00:47:39,413
- Are you feelin' alright, my friend?
371
00:47:39,413 --> 00:47:41,080
A little sore maybe?
372
00:47:42,268 --> 00:47:44,201
- Come on then, come on.
373
00:47:44,201 --> 00:47:46,286
- Hey hey hey, calm down.
374
00:47:46,286 --> 00:47:47,878
Calm down now.
375
00:47:47,878 --> 00:47:51,333
He's only playing around with you.
376
00:47:51,333 --> 00:47:53,605
What's your purpose of your
coming to Shaolin, huh?
377
00:47:53,605 --> 00:47:58,053
- I came to train my
skills with some experts,
378
00:47:58,053 --> 00:47:59,636
not kids like that.
379
00:48:06,649 --> 00:48:09,566
(soft Asian music)
380
00:48:21,297 --> 00:48:23,557
- [Everyone] Greetings, Lord Abbot.
381
00:48:23,557 --> 00:48:25,305
We hope you are well.
382
00:48:25,305 --> 00:48:27,555
- [Abbot] Please be seated.
383
00:48:31,958 --> 00:48:33,708
- Abbot, these three?
384
00:48:35,198 --> 00:48:39,365
- Ah, well this girl is
from the tribe of Wu-Tang.
385
00:48:44,985 --> 00:48:48,694
And these men are from
the tribe of Shebazz.
386
00:48:48,694 --> 00:48:52,243
That's right, these men
have come to warn us
387
00:48:52,243 --> 00:48:54,607
of an impending ninja attack.
388
00:48:54,607 --> 00:48:58,203
Their army is already
entrenched in the region.
389
00:48:58,203 --> 00:49:02,370
It's just a matter of time
before they launch an attack.
390
00:49:03,368 --> 00:49:06,925
As you see, we must take precautions.
391
00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:10,675
This is of extreme
importance for our wealth.
392
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:15,840
- Lady Wutasha, why are you here?
393
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,678
- Master, Monk Ru-Dee of
the Dolemite Clan and I
394
00:49:19,678 --> 00:49:23,766
have been hunting Tupac,
the Westside Monk.
395
00:49:23,766 --> 00:49:26,291
He killed my father and then
stole our Wu-Tang family
396
00:49:26,291 --> 00:49:28,436
Dolby Stereo death bell.
397
00:49:28,436 --> 00:49:32,603
I must get it back from
him before he pawns it off.
398
00:49:37,164 --> 00:49:39,252
- Where's Monk Ru-Dee now?
399
00:49:39,252 --> 00:49:42,502
- Last I saw, he was looking for Tupac.
400
00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:46,413
- Alright then, I want everyone here
401
00:49:47,809 --> 00:49:51,042
to split up into small groups.
402
00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:55,739
If we are divided, we will
then stand a better chance
403
00:49:55,739 --> 00:49:58,656
of seeing the first attack quicker.
404
00:50:01,973 --> 00:50:03,723
Buddha bless you all.
405
00:50:05,497 --> 00:50:08,830
(energetic Asian music)
406
00:50:16,923 --> 00:50:20,159
♫ (Mumbles) one time last night
407
00:50:20,159 --> 00:50:23,659
♫ Everybody tell me I did
408
00:50:29,745 --> 00:50:30,654
I don't know.
409
00:50:30,654 --> 00:50:34,690
I'm wounded, (mumbles) here fight?
410
00:50:34,690 --> 00:50:35,863
Boy, I'm in shape.
411
00:50:35,863 --> 00:50:38,199
I'm in shape for a fight.
412
00:50:38,199 --> 00:50:40,616
But I mean don't wanna fight.
413
00:50:42,877 --> 00:50:46,127
(mumbling and burping)
414
00:51:05,849 --> 00:51:08,516
(hiccups) What?
415
00:51:11,162 --> 00:51:14,579
(muffled drunken speech)
416
00:51:43,696 --> 00:51:46,446
Matter of fact, get away from me.
417
00:51:49,204 --> 00:51:50,037
Look out.
418
00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:56,875
(suspenseful drumming)
419
00:52:02,265 --> 00:52:04,508
- Sam the Spliff.
420
00:52:04,508 --> 00:52:08,135
You motherfucker, you out here (mumbles)?
421
00:52:08,135 --> 00:52:10,997
You oughta get your ass a job.
422
00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:13,500
You know there's ninjas everywhere?
423
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,465
- Yo, my brother.
424
00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:18,478
(muffled drunken speech)
425
00:52:18,478 --> 00:52:20,395
You need a little help.
426
00:52:21,781 --> 00:52:25,031
(muffled drunk speech)
427
00:52:48,394 --> 00:52:52,561
(sword swooshing)
(ninja shouting)
428
00:52:59,271 --> 00:53:03,438
(sword whooshing)
(fists thudding)
429
00:53:19,172 --> 00:53:22,422
(muffled drunk speech)
430
00:53:50,537 --> 00:53:53,454
(soft Asian music)
431
00:54:07,901 --> 00:54:10,651
(dramatic music)
432
00:54:24,747 --> 00:54:28,080
(ninja mouth vibrating)
433
00:54:33,347 --> 00:54:34,180
- Ninjas!
434
00:54:34,180 --> 00:54:35,912
(stick swooshing)
435
00:54:35,912 --> 00:54:40,079
(swords swooshing)
(arms whooshing)
436
00:54:54,170 --> 00:54:58,337
(ninjas grunting)
(swords clanging)
437
00:56:42,574 --> 00:56:43,407
- Let's go!
438
00:56:43,407 --> 00:56:44,821
(suspenseful chase music)
439
00:56:44,821 --> 00:56:45,904
- After them.
440
00:56:50,907 --> 00:56:51,824
After them!
441
00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:54,998
No, you stay here and protect the Abbot.
442
00:56:54,998 --> 00:56:55,831
Come on!
443
00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:04,620
- Come on, let's take a look.
444
00:57:04,620 --> 00:57:06,703
- Alright.
- You're right.
445
00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:14,303
(inquisitive music)
446
00:57:15,804 --> 00:57:19,304
(suspenseful fight music)
447
00:57:38,057 --> 00:57:42,224
(swords whooshing)
(ninjas grunting)
448
00:57:43,099 --> 00:57:44,842
- Useless motherfuckers.
449
00:57:44,842 --> 00:57:49,009
(fists thudding)
(swords swooshing)
450
00:58:11,251 --> 00:58:14,751
(suspenseful fight music)
451
00:58:21,757 --> 00:58:23,424
- Hey, they're here.
452
00:58:30,670 --> 00:58:33,587
(swords swooshing)
453
00:58:43,184 --> 00:58:46,351
Hey look, the circus has come to town.
454
00:58:47,412 --> 00:58:49,829
- Careful, I sense the Abbot.
455
00:58:53,692 --> 00:58:55,365
- Buddha bless you.
456
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:58,300
Tell me, what brings
you to Shaolin temple?
457
00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:01,736
- We've got an old score
to settle you and I
458
00:59:01,736 --> 00:59:04,204
and you're harboring our enemy.
459
00:59:04,204 --> 00:59:05,220
Attack them!
460
00:59:05,220 --> 00:59:06,803
- Right!
- Get 'em!
461
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,447
(everyone shouting)
(swords clanging)
462
00:59:42,365 --> 00:59:46,532
(both grunting)
(sword swooshing)
463
00:59:57,030 --> 01:00:01,197
(staff whooshing)
(both grunting)
464
01:00:02,136 --> 01:00:06,303
(sword clanging)
(both grunting)
465
01:00:54,992 --> 01:00:57,742
(Tupac shouting)
466
01:02:15,009 --> 01:02:18,259
(wincing and grunting)
467
01:02:34,340 --> 01:02:35,173
- Get 'em!
468
01:02:41,370 --> 01:02:43,221
- Well if it ain't the mighty whities.
469
01:02:43,221 --> 01:02:45,138
- East side rules, Pac.
470
01:02:48,497 --> 01:02:52,664
(fists thudding)
(both grunting)
471
01:02:55,406 --> 01:02:59,573
(spear swooshing)
(both grunting)
472
01:03:58,604 --> 01:04:02,771
(ominous music)
(Tupac chanting)
473
01:04:23,168 --> 01:04:25,344
(both shouting)
474
01:04:25,344 --> 01:04:28,094
(kicks thudding)
475
01:04:42,242 --> 01:04:45,325
(death bell tolling)
476
01:05:15,672 --> 01:05:19,422
(bell dinging and exploding)
477
01:05:20,592 --> 01:05:23,759
(ominous fight music)
478
01:05:27,054 --> 01:05:28,843
- Which motherfucker did that?
479
01:05:28,843 --> 01:05:29,676
Huh?!
480
01:05:30,534 --> 01:05:31,534
- It was me.
481
01:05:32,714 --> 01:05:34,047
- You skanky ho.
482
01:05:35,463 --> 01:05:37,760
- You have brought tragedy
to the Wu-Tang family
483
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,852
and shame to the Dolemite clan.
484
01:05:39,852 --> 01:05:42,221
It's time for you to die,
do you understand me?
485
01:05:42,221 --> 01:05:43,896
I'm going to kill you.
486
01:05:43,896 --> 01:05:45,767
I'm gonna rip you apart!
487
01:05:45,767 --> 01:05:47,812
- Nobody steal my shine, bitch.
488
01:05:47,812 --> 01:05:50,218
Fuck you and your mama. (laughs)
489
01:05:50,218 --> 01:05:51,259
- Lets get on with it.
490
01:05:51,259 --> 01:05:53,404
(bell dinging)
491
01:05:53,404 --> 01:05:55,821
- Check out the beats, bitch.
492
01:05:57,660 --> 01:05:59,253
- Cover your ears!
493
01:05:59,253 --> 01:06:03,420
(death bell gonging)
(bell dinging)
494
01:06:25,335 --> 01:06:29,502
(both grunting)
(swords swooshing)
495
01:07:08,971 --> 01:07:13,138
(swords clanging)
(both grunting)
496
01:07:44,439 --> 01:07:48,606
(death bell tolling)
(bell dinging)
497
01:08:10,097 --> 01:08:12,180
- No, don't do that shit!
498
01:08:16,249 --> 01:08:20,416
(blood spitting)
(loud exploding)
499
01:08:24,129 --> 01:08:27,129
(Princess groaning)
500
01:08:32,505 --> 01:08:36,241
- (laughs) I'm gonna
make you gobble my pork.
501
01:08:36,241 --> 01:08:38,741
That's right, get ready honey.
502
01:08:39,729 --> 01:08:41,176
- No!
503
01:08:41,176 --> 01:08:45,024
(fists thudding)
(both grunting)
504
01:08:45,024 --> 01:08:45,857
(Tupac laughing)
505
01:08:45,857 --> 01:08:49,524
- Leave her alone! (groans)
506
01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:11,394
- Are you alright?
- Watch out!
507
01:09:14,430 --> 01:09:18,597
(hands slapping)
(both groaning)
508
01:09:22,989 --> 01:09:27,156
(arms thudding)
(both grunting)
509
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:39,287
(swords swooshing)
(all shouting)
510
01:09:40,814 --> 01:09:43,647
(swords clanging)
511
01:09:46,873 --> 01:09:51,040
(arms thudding)
(both grunting)
512
01:10:40,104 --> 01:10:40,937
- Come on!
513
01:10:43,212 --> 01:10:47,379
(fists smacking)
(ninjas wincing)
514
01:11:49,212 --> 01:11:51,546
- Your Grace, stop fighting.
515
01:11:51,546 --> 01:11:53,022
He'll kill you.
516
01:11:53,022 --> 01:11:54,474
We can't defeat him like this.
517
01:11:54,474 --> 01:11:55,884
Let's get back to Shaolin.
518
01:11:55,884 --> 01:12:00,176
- You're right, let's
get back to the temple.
519
01:12:00,176 --> 01:12:01,593
- Come back here.
520
01:12:04,672 --> 01:12:07,273
- You're right, let's go back.
521
01:12:07,273 --> 01:12:09,940
(ominous music)
522
01:12:16,518 --> 01:12:20,685
(both groaning)
(fists smacking)
523
01:12:43,505 --> 01:12:45,005
- Hey, forget 'em.
524
01:12:48,317 --> 01:12:51,193
(both moaning)
525
01:12:51,193 --> 01:12:53,001
Useless motherfuckers.
526
01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:54,834
- Please, please.
- No.
527
01:12:57,224 --> 01:13:01,391
(fist thudding)
(Tupac grunting)
528
01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:06,125
(suspenseful music)
529
01:13:31,305 --> 01:13:32,138
- I'm the man!
530
01:13:32,138 --> 01:13:33,141
I'm hot shit!
531
01:13:33,141 --> 01:13:35,058
I'm the King of Voodoo!
532
01:13:51,957 --> 01:13:56,124
(fire crackling)
(ominous Asian music)
533
01:13:56,959 --> 01:14:00,194
(Tupac shouting)
534
01:14:00,194 --> 01:14:03,111
(flames whooshing)
535
01:14:23,362 --> 01:14:26,195
(sword swooshing)
536
01:14:34,006 --> 01:14:36,839
(flames bursting)
537
01:14:39,566 --> 01:14:42,316
(powers buzzing)
538
01:15:08,522 --> 01:15:12,689
(Tupac shouting)
(flames bursting)
539
01:15:23,963 --> 01:15:26,796
(spear whooshing)
540
01:15:31,538 --> 01:15:34,288
(Tupac shouting)
541
01:15:36,803 --> 01:15:39,470
(grass shaking)
542
01:16:04,671 --> 01:16:07,421
(Tupac laughing)
543
01:16:13,423 --> 01:16:16,898
- Big brother, what do we do now?
544
01:16:16,898 --> 01:16:19,565
They will attack again tomorrow.
545
01:16:20,447 --> 01:16:22,638
We must use our brains to make a plan
546
01:16:22,638 --> 01:16:24,686
in order to defeat them.
547
01:16:24,686 --> 01:16:26,353
They're very strong.
548
01:16:29,676 --> 01:16:33,176
It's goin' to have to be a very good plan.
549
01:16:37,996 --> 01:16:42,163
(ominous fight music)
(arms whooshing)
550
01:16:49,108 --> 01:16:53,275
(both grunting)
(arms whooshing)
551
01:17:22,236 --> 01:17:26,132
- Give me a couple of ninjas out here.
552
01:17:26,132 --> 01:17:29,852
I wanna show you what these
metal motherfuckers can do.
553
01:17:29,852 --> 01:17:32,269
I'm gonna show 'em real good.
554
01:17:35,116 --> 01:17:37,783
(Lord clapping)
555
01:17:39,126 --> 01:17:40,793
- My Lord.
- My Lord.
556
01:17:42,524 --> 01:17:46,010
- You do realize they
may end up dead, right?
557
01:17:46,010 --> 01:17:46,843
- I do.
558
01:17:55,021 --> 01:17:59,620
(arms whooshing)
(Tupac grunting)
559
01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:02,287
(both shouting)
560
01:18:03,195 --> 01:18:06,112
(foreboding music)
561
01:18:17,427 --> 01:18:18,892
(Lord clapping)
562
01:18:18,892 --> 01:18:22,892
(swords whooshing and clanging)
563
01:19:05,423 --> 01:19:08,090
(neck cracking)
564
01:19:09,882 --> 01:19:12,882
(Gold Man groaning)
565
01:19:15,509 --> 01:19:18,176
(ominous music)
566
01:19:21,335 --> 01:19:24,085
(bones cracking)
567
01:19:26,860 --> 01:19:30,027
(Bronze Man groaning)
568
01:19:41,418 --> 01:19:44,668
(energetic drum music)
569
01:20:00,507 --> 01:20:03,257
(loud exploding)
570
01:20:04,245 --> 01:20:07,245
(suspenseful music)
571
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:39,773
- Last time you got away,
572
01:20:39,773 --> 01:20:42,213
but this time you won't be so lucky.
573
01:20:42,213 --> 01:20:43,361
Time to die!
574
01:20:43,361 --> 01:20:44,749
Get him!
575
01:20:44,749 --> 01:20:48,499
(Tupac gasping and grunting)
576
01:20:57,313 --> 01:21:01,449
- Princess Patricia, allow
us to smash his face in.
577
01:21:01,449 --> 01:21:03,169
- Get your ass down here.
578
01:21:03,169 --> 01:21:06,502
(shouting and grunting)
579
01:21:08,526 --> 01:21:12,526
(swords swooshing and clanging)
580
01:21:14,205 --> 01:21:17,622
(feet and arms clanging)
581
01:22:30,055 --> 01:22:33,555
(suspenseful fight music)
582
01:22:39,926 --> 01:22:44,093
(staff whooshing)
(both grunting)
583
01:23:09,956 --> 01:23:12,706
(fists thudding)
584
01:23:41,059 --> 01:23:45,226
(necklace zooming and exploding)
585
01:23:58,059 --> 01:24:00,931
- Hey that's not fair,
you snuck up on him.
586
01:24:00,931 --> 01:24:03,681
Now come on, fight fair for once.
587
01:24:14,310 --> 01:24:18,477
(swords swooshing)
(ninjas shouting)
588
01:24:19,928 --> 01:24:20,761
- Goddamn!
589
01:24:26,212 --> 01:24:29,795
(fists and kicks thudding)
590
01:24:47,999 --> 01:24:50,666
(both grunting)
591
01:25:00,485 --> 01:25:01,386
- Come on.
592
01:25:01,386 --> 01:25:05,386
(swords clanging and whooshing)
593
01:25:35,046 --> 01:25:37,796
(fists thudding)
594
01:25:44,214 --> 01:25:48,381
(kick pounding)
(Phantasm groaning)
595
01:25:53,502 --> 01:25:57,669
(ominous music)
(man grunting)
596
01:26:13,188 --> 01:26:15,771
(men shouting)
597
01:26:22,112 --> 01:26:24,945
(swords clanging)
598
01:27:03,948 --> 01:27:08,115
(Davey grunting)
(sword scraping)
599
01:27:39,925 --> 01:27:42,675
(loud exploding)
600
01:27:43,767 --> 01:27:46,350
(loud buzzing)
601
01:27:53,904 --> 01:27:56,654
(Tupac shouting)
602
01:28:13,957 --> 01:28:18,040
(fabric whooshing and exploding)
603
01:28:54,556 --> 01:28:57,473
(chains whooshing)
604
01:29:14,825 --> 01:29:18,325
(dramatic trumpet music)
605
01:29:40,804 --> 01:29:42,387
- Buddha bless you.
606
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:46,533
- Abbot, por favor.
607
01:29:46,533 --> 01:29:49,168
(swords whooshing)
608
01:29:49,168 --> 01:29:51,581
(Abbot shouting)
609
01:29:51,581 --> 01:29:54,414
(swords clanging)
610
01:29:55,410 --> 01:29:59,577
(sword whooshing)
(fists thudding)
611
01:30:32,972 --> 01:30:35,639
(both shouting)
612
01:30:43,241 --> 01:30:45,491
- Ah Master, I'm impressed.
613
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:50,790
- Abbot, the best is yet to come.
614
01:30:51,847 --> 01:30:55,597
(arms clanging and thudding)
615
01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:22,288
(chains whooshing and rattling)
616
01:32:22,288 --> 01:32:25,288
(Princess groaning)
617
01:32:33,893 --> 01:32:36,726
(swords clanging)
618
01:32:49,605 --> 01:32:53,438
(Tupac grunting and laughing)
619
01:33:03,889 --> 01:33:06,556
(fists bashing)
620
01:33:10,124 --> 01:33:12,624
(man wincing)
621
01:33:16,417 --> 01:33:19,417
(swords whooshing)
622
01:33:25,545 --> 01:33:27,610
- Come on, I'll take you all on.
623
01:33:27,610 --> 01:33:31,360
I'll kick your ass. (laughs)
624
01:33:52,762 --> 01:33:56,095
(grunting and groaning)
625
01:34:00,970 --> 01:34:04,553
(man wincing and shouting)
626
01:34:09,671 --> 01:34:13,421
(Tupac laughing maniacally)
627
01:34:16,294 --> 01:34:19,206
- Goddamn you! (shouts)
628
01:34:19,206 --> 01:34:23,206
(swords whooshing and clanging)
629
01:34:33,188 --> 01:34:37,355
(chains rattling)
(ninja wincing)
630
01:34:43,572 --> 01:34:46,405
(blades clanging)
631
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:54,658
- (mumbles) one these
little motherfuckers down
632
01:34:54,658 --> 01:34:57,075
and another one's gettin' up.
633
01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:03,807
(fists and kicks bashing)
(both grunting)
634
01:35:21,062 --> 01:35:23,275
10 up and 10 down.
635
01:35:23,275 --> 01:35:27,443
These little motherfuckers
is comin' 'round and 'round.
636
01:35:27,443 --> 01:35:30,771
(dramatic fight music)
637
01:35:30,771 --> 01:35:33,354
(men shouting)
638
01:35:46,789 --> 01:35:49,456
(men exploding)
639
01:35:51,674 --> 01:35:55,841
(fists thudding)
(both grunting)
640
01:36:16,067 --> 01:36:18,900
(swords clanging)
641
01:36:50,703 --> 01:36:54,036
- (sighs) Hey, not bad.
642
01:36:56,691 --> 01:37:00,707
(fists thudding)
(man grunting)
643
01:37:00,707 --> 01:37:04,115
(Tupac laughing maniacally)
644
01:37:04,115 --> 01:37:05,669
(kicks thudding)
(Tupac wincing)
645
01:37:05,669 --> 01:37:06,502
- You?
646
01:37:06,502 --> 01:37:08,585
I'll kick your ass bitch!
647
01:37:09,921 --> 01:37:13,921
(swords clanging and whooshing)
648
01:37:15,101 --> 01:37:17,851
(fists thudding)
649
01:37:19,182 --> 01:37:21,974
(Abbot shouting)
650
01:37:21,974 --> 01:37:24,974
(suspenseful music)
651
01:37:28,056 --> 01:37:31,639
(kicks and fists thudding)
652
01:38:11,773 --> 01:38:14,773
(kimonos whooshing)
653
01:38:22,517 --> 01:38:25,267
(fists thudding)
654
01:38:26,533 --> 01:38:29,366
(swords clanging)
655
01:38:31,657 --> 01:38:34,657
(suspenseful music)
656
01:38:57,393 --> 01:39:00,060
- [All] Viva los ninjas, arriba!
657
01:39:01,717 --> 01:39:03,765
- Buddha have mercy.
658
01:39:03,765 --> 01:39:07,932
(chains puncturing)
(ninjas wincing)
659
01:39:10,761 --> 01:39:13,761
(fabric whooshing)
660
01:39:28,377 --> 01:39:30,560
- These little motherfuckers is flying!
661
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:34,060
John Glen ain't got nothin' on them, baby.
662
01:39:35,577 --> 01:39:39,744
(fists thudding)
(swords whooshing)
663
01:39:52,918 --> 01:39:55,668
(Tupac grunting)
664
01:39:57,686 --> 01:40:00,436
(fists thudding)
665
01:40:15,590 --> 01:40:19,384
You's (mumbles), motherfucker.
666
01:40:19,384 --> 01:40:23,551
(both shouting)
(fists thudding)
667
01:40:51,647 --> 01:40:54,897
(dramatic fight music)
668
01:41:28,271 --> 01:41:30,021
- Come on, Peggy Sue.
669
01:41:36,935 --> 01:41:38,895
(Tupac shouting)
670
01:41:38,895 --> 01:41:41,683
(sword wobbling)
671
01:41:41,683 --> 01:41:44,516
(swords clanging)
672
01:41:53,959 --> 01:41:56,307
(sword wobbling)
673
01:41:56,307 --> 01:42:00,307
(swords clanging and whooshing)
674
01:42:24,459 --> 01:42:27,126
(both grunting)
675
01:42:28,194 --> 01:42:31,027
(kicks thudding)
676
01:42:38,542 --> 01:42:41,292
(ominous music)
677
01:43:20,371 --> 01:43:22,829
- Careful of his golden
stripe, it's lethal.
678
01:43:22,829 --> 01:43:25,079
Don't let him get near you.
679
01:43:28,142 --> 01:43:31,142
(suspenseful music)
680
01:43:39,147 --> 01:43:41,897
(Tupac laughing)
681
01:43:45,398 --> 01:43:48,731
(gold stripe exploding)
682
01:43:51,058 --> 01:43:54,558
(suspenseful fight music)
683
01:44:10,663 --> 01:44:14,830
(fists thudding)
(both groaning)
684
01:44:23,347 --> 01:44:26,315
(gold stripe exploding)
685
01:44:26,315 --> 01:44:29,982
(Tupac maniacally laughing)
686
01:44:46,351 --> 01:44:50,101
- (laughs) Come on, homeboy!
687
01:44:55,192 --> 01:44:57,765
(fists thudding)
688
01:44:57,765 --> 01:45:01,182
(shouting and grunting)
689
01:45:33,641 --> 01:45:36,437
(speaking gibberish)
690
01:45:36,437 --> 01:45:39,604
I'm bonafide, energized and qualified.
691
01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:42,729
Yes, whenever there were killin' fight,
692
01:45:42,729 --> 01:45:44,220
I know I'm gonna win it.
693
01:45:44,220 --> 01:45:48,181
I'll fuck up a motherfucker
every 15 minutes.
694
01:45:48,181 --> 01:45:50,512
I caught a star traveling
a million miles a minute,
695
01:45:50,512 --> 01:45:52,862
so get down to the state's free limit.
696
01:45:52,862 --> 01:45:54,713
I had the elephant troops and MCs
697
01:45:54,713 --> 01:45:57,198
and the motherfuckin'
ants wearing (mumbles).
698
01:45:57,198 --> 01:46:00,115
(mouth blubbering)
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