Original subtitles

Lucifer!

Lucifer!

Lucifer!

Hey, Toots.

Lucifer.

Good to see you, Lillian.

Lilith.

Oh, right, Lilith.

It's so good to see you. How long has it been?

It's been about 10,000 years, honey.

Really?

Yeah, it's the 20th century now.

Is that why this place looks so dreadful?

Well, it's a little run down, you know.

It's good to see you, good to see you.

You know what I was thinking, Lucifer.

Maybe we could play that game that you taught me the last time we were together.

What is that?

You know, you spread my legs apart and put me on top of you.

Oh, you mean fucking, yeah, yeah.

We can fuck if you want to fuck, sure.

Really, I'd love to fuck.

Yeah, you give me a blowjob first, will you?

What's that?

You know, you suck my cock.

Yeah?

You have to suck your cock.

Oh, Lillian, Lillian, it's good to see you.

Lillith.

Lilith, right, Lilith, yeah.

It's been a long time.

10,000 years is a long time.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh baby.

There's a spark when they get excited.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Baby.

Do you remember this?

Remember this?

What?

Oh, it's my favorite.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

I'm going to play with you.

Oh, baby. Oh, baby.

I love you too.

That was good.

Good.

That's a big no-no, sir.

We were only playing a game.

Sex is bad. There will be no fucking in my heart.

What do you want? I'm here for her, not for me.

You call this a garden? It looks more like the ghetto of Eden.

Well, you try to find good help these days.

Shit. What do you want from us?

I want you out of here.

You got no sense of humor, God.

This place is restricted to me.

I banned you both in the area where they keep my little garden pure.

Luck off the record, I really don't care who fucks who does it.

But not you two. And not ever in my garden.

That's the way it is.

Lucifer, we got more bad assholes running around on Earth than ever before.

They don't respect you anymore.

You gotta get out there and you gotta put the fear of me back out there.

You're not doing your job. And you, sweetheart, in my opinion, you're the cause of this distraction.

You're the cause of this distraction.

Which one is that? She's very beautiful.

Oh, we call her Lilith.

She's been here for 50 years or more. Nobody seems to know how long she's been here.

She looks awfully well preserved. I think it's this cell here that's kept her like some kind of a hothouse plant.

She killed 10 men.

Never even found a weapon or even one body.

She's been sitting just like that for the last five years.

She only gets up to go tinkle when I come in there and help her down to the toilet.

You're trying to scare me, huh?

Oh, I've seen her pussy and her tits.

How dare you speak of a patient in those terms?

Where's the folder?

Folder?

The folder.

Oh yeah, wait a minute.

Oh, folder.

Oh, here we go.

Why has there been no entry in this thing in the last six months?

Because she don't let nobody near her except me.

...and I ain't no doctor doctor to write those reports.

The last time one of you doctors went to visit her, she got so violent it took five of us to hold her down.

That's ridiculous. It takes only one trained professional to control a woman of that age.

Unlock this thing. I'm gonna go in and examine her.

Suit yourself, doctor.

Not over 70. How can you say that?

What's the matter? Are you in pain?

My wrists.

These straps are cutting into my wrists.

Could you help me?

Maybe just loosen the jacket a little bit?

I haven't been like this for days.

I won't do anything bad. I promise.

The orderly said that you were dangerous. That it took five men to control you last time.

One real man can hold down any woman.

Please, untie me.

I won't bite you. Unless you want me to.

It seems that you've been having trouble adapting to life here at the institution.

You call this life?

You're getting a hard-on.

How can you tell?

I mean, uh...

Why do you think those things?

Why are you asking me?

The bolt in your pants.

It's getting bigger and bigger.

You're getting off on the sound of my voice.

You are having trouble adapting.

Please, just undo these straps.

You won't be sorry.

I promise.

What happens?

I'll undo the straps if you make an effort to act properly.

Cross my heart. Hope to die.

All right.

I have you in my trust now. You have to try to adjust.

You do have a big cock.

You really shouldn't do that.

Why? I like it.

I think you do too. I feel you growing.

This isn't right. You could get me fired. This is not proper adjustment.

Hey doctor, what big balls you have. I'm going to put them in my mouth.

This isn't good for you. Your condition is still too delicate.

It's alright. Come on, hold my face.

I'll suck your bone dry.

I'll... I'll...

You have to promise me not to say anything to anybody.

I've never done this with another patient before.

Never.

Don't worry. It's our little secret.

I promise.

Why don't you come already?

Don't you women like men who take their time?

Not me. I want to be covered with crumbs.

The sooner the better.

You've got beautiful breasts.

I know.

Hmm...

I'll bet you'll love this.

I'll fuck that shit. I'll put your dick in my cunt.

Oh yeah.

Fuck like this is the world again.

Fuck the hell out of me.

Come on.

Fuck me.

Fuck the hell out of me.

Fuck me.

Shit out of me.

Let me go.

Get the shit out of me.

Oh, come on.

Come on.

Shit. Oh, come on.

It's too late.

Your pussy is burning.

Bernie! Why is your pussy burning?

Don't worry, doctor. I'm going to take very good care of you.

Goddamn you, little psycho bitch!

I'm sure you'll feel very differently about this in the morning.

And there's some coloring books too.

Would you like an aspirin?

You'll just have to learn to adapt.

Silverstone, Silverstone speaking.

What? Listen, what's this mishirga about hot tubs and jacuzzis?

If you like hot tubs that much, put a propeller up your anus and sit in the bathtub.

That's right, we have a nice quiet place here.

Shirley, yes? That's honeymoon sweet-smacked subway.

Hot tubs are not enough for being in your stuffy.

Disinfect, disinfect, disinfect.

This will stuff in the jacuzzi. Bye.

Fine, no problem. Thank you.

What are you complaining about now?

You know my head is just going to come off with all your shrine?

No, so who asked you to listen?

He'd cut out your tongue and use it as a doormat.

Always my father the rabbi. You'd think he'd come from Minsk, Pinsk.

Can you talk about something else for a change besides my father the rabbi?

Like what, for instance?

Why don't you just once think about sucking cock?

I mean, Jewish girls are supposed to be pretty good at that sort of thing, aren't they?

Maybe the Jewish girls you know. Me, I wouldn't know from such things.

Oh, really? Why don't you just try for once putting it in your mouth.

Maybe it'll taste sweet. You might like it, like pot roast.

If I hear that word one more time, I'm going to vomit.

Going to vomit.

Hello.

So, I see you're making little tchotchkes to sell?

We're not interested in that garbage.

Turn around and take it out of here.

I'm not selling anything.

I'd like a room, please.

Good.

Honey, baby doll, have I got a room for you.

Al, you put your tongue back in your mouth before I pull it out of your head.

Again with the tongues.

Sweetheart, we don't rent out our rooms to sluts.

So if you're looking for a little action, why don't you try the nice, quickie motel down at the bottom of the hill?

If you give me a room, I can do you both at the same time.

A shiksa lesbian slut in my hotel?

Al, throw her out.

I'm warning you, Al. If you don't throw her out right now, I'm gonna do something very crazy.

Honey, wait. Honey, wait, wait.

Honey, you have to excuse my wife. She comes from a very orthodox family.

Well, it looks like we're alone. Just you and I, huh?

I wouldn't be so sure. She's got ears like a golden retriever.

Some things can be done in total silence and still retain their explosive quality.

Oh, wow! Oh, God!

You know, you have no idea how long I've been dreaming of something like this.

Oh, my God.

Oh...

Oh, you're so pretty.

Oh my God.

Oh you're so pretty.

Now why do you say this?

I'm sorry.

Oh my God.

Oh...

I want you to fuck me.

You're so beautiful. I'd be afraid to come.

That's what I want. Short and sweet.

Yeah, okay.

I want you to fuck me right here.

I'll try to keep it up for you.

Don't do me any favors.

That's it, baby, come on.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Shh, shh, shh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, God, this feels good.

This is like a dream come true.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm rubbing your clitoris right here.

Okay.

I don't need to come, my dad.

Oh, you don't?

Just fuck me.

Really?

Oh, no. So what are we waiting for?

I don't know.

Can you, uh... can you do something for me?

What?

I mean, uh...

Can you do something my wife never does?

What?!

Shh, shh, shh.

Can you talk dirty to me?

Oh, brother. Alright. Oh, baby, fuck my ass. Oh, yeah. Fuck my little cunt. Yeah, yeah. Come on, baby. Fuck my pussy. Fuck my pussy. Yeah, that's great. Oh, yeah. Fill me with your motherfucking whorey dick. Oh, fuck my pussy. Yeah, fuck my pussy with your motherfucking dick. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. Fill me with your fuck. That's it. Oh, yeah. Fuck my cunt.

More. More. More. What more can I say? Oh, shh. Talk about your asshole, okay?

Okay.

Why? You're in my cunt.

Shhh. I know, I know, but tell me what's inside your asshole.

What do you want to know what's inside my asshole?

Well, is it pink?

Oh yeah, baby, my asshole is so pink, it's so tight. It's just like my cunt, my asshole, my cunt, my cunt, my asshole. There, how's that?

More, more, more.

Oh, baby, oh yeah, fuck my cunt, my asshole, fuck everything. Oh yeah, baby, you're such a prick. Oh, it's so good. Oh yeah, baby, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

You told me with your breathe, that's right.

No, no, say cottage cheese.

Oh yeah, yeah, fill my ass with your cottage cheese.

Fuck me fast.

Come on baby, shoot it. Shoot your shit already.

Oh yeah, you prick.

Listen, listen, listen. Can you do me one more favor?

Can I put it in your ass?

Oh, for crying out loud.

Can I?

Is it going to make you cum real fast?

Yeah.

Alright.

Okay, ready? Ready?

Just stick it in.

Just two fingers.

Just stick your prick in.

I can take it.

Okay, okay, okay. Ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

My wife never lets me do this.

Oh, this is great. This is fucking great.

I'll make it come already. Come on, shoot your fucking dream.

Okay, okay, okay.

Here it goes. Oh, gosh.

Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, baby. Fuck my ass. Yeah, fuck it. Fuck it.

Okay, fuck my ass. Fuck it. Fuck it.

Oh, God, I can feel it coming now.

Okay, say, say, cut of cheese again.

Oh, cut of cheese. Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

Shoot, shoot, shoot your breathe. Shoot your breathe right up my asshole.

Ready? Ready? Ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes.

Come on, baby. Yeah, yeah. I got it tight.

Here it comes. Here it comes.

Oh!

Get it. Get it.

Oh!

Ow! I just can't believe the nerve

of that little shick.

Ow!

Ooh!

How convenient.

You fucking bitch! What have you done to me?

Don't worry.

Little wifey poo will be joining you shortly.

Oh god, get it together and come.

Oh, oh well. Oh well. We shouldn't be doing this. Oh, I'm still a virgin.

You!

You surprised?

You shouldn't be. I've been eating out girls as long as you've had a cunt. Longer.

Please promise you won't tell anyone.

I'll know about this grave.

You know, I've never really done this before.

Yeah, I know. There seems to be a lot of that going around.

Too much stress!

Doctor, we are an inch and a half tall, in the middle of a dollhouse, with bare ass naked,

and you tell me that I'm with too much stress? This isn't a problem at work!

Of course it is. It's exactly a problem at work. Look exactly where we are.

We are in a dollhouse. You're right. We are an inch and a half tall. You're right.

This is stressful, Al. There is a lot of tension here. You must relax.

What do I do to relax, Doctor? Give me some ideas.

Think some good relaxing thoughts. When was the last time you, uh...

I what?

When was the last time you, off the cuff, decided to just fuck your wife?

Every other day, I guess. But what's that got to do with a dollhouse?

Think of it as...

Doctor, we are miniature. Doctor, we are miniature. We are smaller than pet animals right now.

You're right.

This is no way to be hanging around.

But this is not the end of the world.

What the fuck is going on? How did we get like this?

Of course we got like this because of whoever is doing this to us is probably out there taking our roles right now.

This is something called reverse psychology of the role manner of the individual.

You mean someone's running my hotel?

Sure.

Doctor, how do I get out of here?

We will get out of here when the time is right.

How do you stay so fucking mellow?

You're so stressful, Al.

I can't help myself.

You're building in yourself. I can even see it in the head of your penis.

Where?

It is just so tight.

How can he tell?

Let it loose, Al. You're doing great.

Just relax. Calm yourself.

You're doing wonderful.

Tell me, Al. Let's...

Put your head back.

Let's think.

Think nice, unstressful thoughts.

Think of a meadow, all green.

Think of the blue, blue sky.

Tell me, Al. Have you ever wanted to fuck your mother?

Oh, yeah.

I'll keep doing it. I could learn to love this.

I think... I think... I think...

Now that I've got you warmed up, you can show your husband your finger, too.

Oh Sam, I'm so excited, but I'm really nervous.

I'm nervous.

Don't be nervous, babe. I've been with other women before.

Well, you're the first man that I've ever been with.

And when your hard cock goes inside me, I want to be sure that everything goes just right.

Don't worry. Everything's gonna be just right, baby.

Can I help you?

Oh, yes. We're looking for a room so that we can fuck.

We're on our honeymoon. No shit.

You look like a virgin.

Don't be embarrassed. It happens to us all.

I'd recommend missionary position for the first time.

When his penis slips inside of you, you feel little tingly sensations right here.

You can warm up with that, but be sure to train him to eat your pussy right from the start.

Because I bet you have a sweet little pussy.

After you get used to it, do it doggy, sideways, but don't be afraid to experiment.

Remember, in the hands of the right person, even whips have their place.

Yes, my little virgin bride, I bet you'll be taking it up the ass by Sunday night.

Thank you. Enjoy your stay now.

I'm a psycho bitch. Just turn me into a little midget.

I don't know. I started masturbating when I was 12 years old.

Enjoyed it so much that from then on in I couldn't keep my hands off myself.

Oh, mannequins, it was so embarrassing.

What? You're into mannequins too?

What? Huh? Oh yeah, yeah.

That's kind of sick for a doctor.

I don't know if I should be talking to you.

Oh no, Al. I think this will be very good for our relationship.

It will bring us closer together.

Well, as long as I'm getting things off my chest.

There's something I did want to talk to you about, doctor.

I know you're going to think I'm paranoid, but...

I don't trust my wife.

You're crazy, man. You've got a wonderful wife.

And then my aunt caught me with my cousin in the pool house.

She pulled me right out of her sweet young pussy and started to spank me.

Spank me hard.

Continue. Continue.

I was still obsessed with my cousin's pussy the days later.

For crying out loud, doc, what's wrong with me?

I mean, I've got a beautiful wife.

We have sex every other day.

But I just can't get the thought of pussy out of my mind.

I just don't feel I can get enough pussy.

Alice. Alice, come on in here before the champagne cools down.

Coming.

Happy honeymoon, honey!

Baby.

You like it?

Uh-huh.

Woo!

Woo, woo, woo.

Come here, come here.

You got a soft ass.

Oh, you're a soft, too.

Where's the champagne?

I have a very special way I want to drink this champagne.

Come here.

Are you scared?

Am I scared?

I'm not scared.

Oh, you're not scared.

No.

That's why you're in the bathroom for 45 minutes.

When I was in parochial school, the nuns taught me that this was a deadly sin.

Maybe you're gonna burn in hell for it.

Oh, Sam!

Come on, baby.

I want you to just take it easy, okay?

I have an idea.

I want you to just cool down, okay?

OK?

Yeah, we've got to cool you down a little.

Ahh!

Oh, yes! I'd have to wait my whole life to do something like this, babe!

Ahh!

Oh, Sam.

I think I'm getting high.

This is good, Sam.

Honey? Can I do that to you?

What?

Pour champagne all over you.

Yeah?

Right?

Ah!

Oh.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Every time I saw a pretty young girl,

I had to follow her into department stores and everything.

Their tits sort of pulled me.

Just to see the outlines of their asses

...asses straining against their skirts.

The faint suggestion of pussy hair caressing a thin summer blouse,

I couldn't contain myself.

As it went on, for longer than an hour, I had to pull out my dick and start jerking myself.

Didn't matter where I was, it's fair. They even called me fucking Kermanikin.

Excuse me, can I get you a room or a dungeon?

Don't get smart with me, bitch. Nobody gets smart with me.

Again, who is what they seem?

Neener, neener, neener, neener, neener, neener.

Uh, who's little Miss sitting here?

That's little Mary.

Kneel down, little Mary.

Take this goddamn stupid leash off. I don't need it anymore.

You got the room key, we got some business to attend to, honey.

Go for it. You got it.

There you go, Mary! Ha ha! There you go, Mary!

Oh, Mary!

Yeah? Right.

These furnishings are pretentious. You already have one mark against you for selecting a place like this.

Well, at least they're expensive.

Good. Who paid?

Little Mary paid, just like you told me.

Little Mary paid to have herself degraded and humiliated.

Don't bore me. Don't bore me.

Mary, the problem with the bathroom is your slut.

Yes, Master.

Don't obey him. Obey me.

Walk to the bathroom. Please.

Yes, Mistress.

I'm really getting bored.

Aren't you going to put Mary and me into shameful and despicable attitudes?

It's nasty and shameful sexual behavior.

Please, I'm trying to concentrate.

We're only trying to help.

What?

No, no, no. She should never go for it.

What are you whispering about?

Nothing, nothing.

What are you whispering?

Oh, little Mary wanted to know that if I sat on her face, maybe she could suck my asshole.

You made that up. She may be trashy, self-degrading, senseless, and a shamefully submissive cunt,

but she's not dull and boring like you.

Did you ask to suck his asshole?

No, mistress.

What did you ask?

I suggest to Father Thomas that you might like to watch him cum over my face.

Lovely, it's beautiful, I love it, it's so creative.

Oh, you're not going to make me spew my hot cum all over her face, are you?

It's so creative, whip it out.

No, wait. Little one, you take out his cock.

Here or in the bathroom.

Do I have to make all the decisions? It's agony.

Hey honey, no pain, no gain.

No pain, no gain. I like that. Suck his cock, bitch.

Look what she's doing.

Oh yes, she's sucking your cock. Don't forget his ballsies.

Look what she's doing with her hands.

Oh yes, I didn't see that. Does it feel good? Is your pussy wet? Then stop it.

Oh, she feels good.

That's only because it's not my day.

Nothing has gone right for me today.

Well, I hate to have my asshole sucked.

You hate it?

Oh, yeah, it's despicable.

It's disgusting to someone in my station of life.

Stand up.

Bend over and spread your cheeks.

Right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Breathe.

Squeeze your glutes up.

Yeah.

Do you like that?

Oh, Sam.

Totally debasing.

Incredibly disgusting.

Take that, and that, and that.

Oh, let's spread your cheeks wider and suck his cock.

Just pretend that you're someplace else.

Don't even think about what you're doing.

And above all, do not lie on your back with your head between the mistress's thighs

as to allow her to sit on your face,

...causing you to lewdly play with your genitals and having me wildly and madly jerk off.

That sounds pretty degrading, but how could you come on my face then?

He'll find another face. Now lie on your back and so I can sit on your face.

Ah, I'm losing control. Your tugging my asshole is making me decadent and shameful.

Turn around. Now!

Excuse me.

Are you a gambling woman?

Why do you ask?

Do you like to bet?

I've never passed up a bet in my life.

Would you two please leave the room and give us some privacy?

I told you not to lie between your legs.

I said you told me to do it, of course I have to.

You won't listen to me.

I have a very interesting proposition to make.

Oh?

I bet you that I can make you come like you've never come before in your whole life.

Then make me come.

If you win, you can do anything you like.

Anything?

Absolutely anything.

You're on, sister.

Sit down, slut.

Eat that cunt.

Eat it.

That's it. Make me cum.

There we go.

Work for it.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Huh?

Oh.

Oh, I'm going to cum.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Let's try.

Oh.

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah.

I love you, bitch.

Come on, baby.

Oh!

I'm coming home!

Oh!

I'm coming home!

That's all I want is pussy.

I mean, there are some times that I wish that pussy would fall out of the sky.

Thank you.

Put your hands on my tits.

Do it.

Yeah, put that...

Come here now.

Bring that here.

Oh, Sam.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, I can hear it. Jack.

Oh, yeah. You want to come? You want to come? Yeah.

Oh, shh... oh, shh... oh, oh...

oh, oh... oh, oh, oh...

Oh, God!

Oh, yeah...

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, God...

I'm all sticky...

Mm-hmm...

Let's take a shower...

Yeah, that's great.

That's it.

That's it. That's it, baby.

That's it.

Oh!

Lady!

Oh!

I think we can leave.

Leah!

Where are you?

Here it is!

Now you have to release your tension.

What we in the profession call TR.

Release this tension and release.

We do a remark that shows you that you are flying.

The pressures in your body are released.

Everything has come out of your body.

And you feel calm.

What we call TR.

A big TR.

And then we just hold it every time your tension is released.

Good story I'd look, Ellen. Good story I'd look. Yes, sir, we're making progress here.

I do admit we are making progress. Going through this group therapy has been a positive reaction

toward your attitude. I have helped many unhappy people live fruitful and productive lives.

And I now believe that you can be added to that list of subjects, as I would like to

call them, even though they are people. And I know that people are also subjects, as I

Your tension is being relieved. Yes, I can mark that down. Tension relieved. Big TR.

That's right. The big TR out. Tension relieved. I have said that in the past. I have helped all my clients. TR. That's what we say in the business.

Yes, definitely fruitful and productive. I must admit, Al, I would have to give you a hundred percent grade on this test of yours.

Yes, you are being very positive in this attitude.

Yes, you too, Fei-Ling. You are doing very good.

Yes, another TR for Fei-Ling.

You will get your TR.

Good for Fei-Ling.

You, I don't know, so I don't know if I can give you a comment.

You don't seem to have any problems with your face, whether it's drawn tight against your skin.

But that's okay. We're working on this directly.

Good, positive, fruitful reactions.

Continue to improve the shape of your tension.

I love it! I love it! I love this job. I love this profession. It just makes me feel so good.

Honey? No, baby. Not now, baby. Honey? Yes, but not now. What? Oh! Hi!

Honey, I want to be alone with you. We'll have plenty of time for that later.

Peter, why don't you just relax now and enjoy our special two-for-one hospitality service?

I don't know. I've been a virgin until just a little while ago.

Yeah, but I think your husband wants to.

Let's face it, you don't want to get your marriage off to a bad start by disappointing him.

Well, yes, all right. This is for you, honey.

I always knew I'd marry a giving woman.

Why don't I start out by giving your husband a super blow job?

Well, would you put your fingers in my pussy?

Did you see?

I want you.

Rub this thing around his asshole.

Alice!

It's all right, Sam. We're among friends.

Get a raise. A new friend.

Oh, good!

Oh baby. So good.

Oh, come here baby.

Oh yeah.

A second.

Oh no. Oh no.

Oh.

Oh, God, feels good.

I'm gonna fuck you.

You can't.

You can make me cum on my asshole, baby.

Hey, what about me?

I don't know, Ray.

I can make you cum too.

Why don't you just stand up and let me suck your pussy?

Let's see.

Oh!

Shit!

Oh!

Oh, that's not bad.

Yeah.

Oh!

Cut my face.

Oh!

You look great out there! Good game!

What are you doing here?

Oh, have a beer. You deserve it.

Come on! Have one!

The way you won that game on that touchdown end run,

You little buttocks just scampering down the field.

Oh, God, I wanted to squeeze them.

You are a very, very handsome young man.

It's perverse.

Oh, the way you... you're crew-cut.

The bristles rub against my cheek.

Oh, God, I love that.

You're a very, very pretty little boy.

I'm not a little boy.

Well, who is what they seem? I mean, after all, we make our own rules, honey.

Come here. I want to show you something. Come here.

Look in the mirror. Look in the mirror.

You see the way the stubble on your cheek is starting to grow?

As you get to be a man, that's going to get thicker and thicker and thicker.

And then when we kiss, it'll rub against my stubble...

Oh, and the hair is going to start growing down your chest.

Thick and full down this big, strong chest.

I know what you're thinking. I know what you're thinking.

Don't worry. You'll grow out of these.

Oh, you are going to be such a gorgeous, hunk of man.

You know what? You and I, you and I are going to go out to the bars...

and we're going to pick up a couple of chicks...

and we're going to bring them home and stick it to them, huh?

Huh? I got something for you. I got something for you, because I like you.

The game ball!

I bet you've got a big dick. How big is your dick, huh?

How big is your dick?

I don't know.

You ever got harder?

No.

Huh? Has your dick ever gotten big and hard?

Get it hard.

Just a second for you. Get it hard.

It's big and thick.

Bend over.

Have you ever been big and hard?

How big is it when it's hard?

Let's find out.

Give me a second.

Suck it. Huh? You want me to suck your cock?

Yeah.

Tell me.

Suck my cock.

Tell me.

Suck it. Come on.

Suck it. Go ahead.

Suck my cock. Go ahead, suck it. Suck it.

Suck your balls. Suck it. Go ahead, suck on me.

So good.

Suck my cock. Suck it. Suck it.

Oh, suck, suck my cock.

Get out of your mind. What the fuck's the matter with you? Suck your cock.

I'm no goddamn homo. You wanna see a cock? You wanna see a cock, huh?

Where's a cock?

Now you suck a cock.

Man, we fuck you.

We fuck you because you're a girl.

You're not a boy, you're a girl.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Maybe do it.

Uh huh.

Oh yeah.

Oh god.

Oh god, you're so good.

Come on.

Get a picture.

Come on.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, oh, yeah.

I'm gonna love this. I'm gonna love this.

Don't worry, you're never gonna lose these tits.

You're never gonna lose them.

You're not going to go hair in your chest either.

You're a girl, you're not a boy.

Repeat after me, I'm a girl, not a boy.

I'm not a boy. I'm a girl.

You're a girl, not a boy.

I'm a girl, not a boy.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

You like that?

Come for it.

Tell me.

Tell me when you're coming. Tell me when you're coming.

You're coming? No, no, no.

You can't come. You can't come. You can't come. No, no, no.

You're a girl? You're a girl? You're a girl? Yeah? You're a girl?

You sure? You sure?

Don't be so sure. Things aren't always what they seem, you know.

I can come. I can come. I wanna come.

Jill!

Joe!

You're asleep. Where have you been?

I was passing through the kitchen. I ran into this little girl in there.

Nice kid. I got her confused.

Lucifer... I knew it was you.

What can I do for you?

You know you are the only one who can make me come.

Come on.

Don't tease me.

You are horny.

Yeah, I know. You must really be horny.

Oh, I'm so horny.

It's been a long time.

I'm going to suck your cock.

No.

Oh, eat me, baby.

No.

Can I pinch your nipples?

No, no, don't do that.

Can I suck your asshole?

No.

No. No.

Oh, baby. Come on, don't tease me. Please. Please make me come.

Do it yourself. Just do it yourself. You don't need me.

Yes, I do.

Come on.

What are you going to do? Tell me. Tell me.

I'm not doing any more for you. You touch yourself.

Touch yourself!

I need you.

Oh, honey, everybody needs Lucifer.

But I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

Because I like you...

I'm gonna stick my thumb up your asshole.

And that's more than I do for most people.

Oh, yes, anything.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you like that, don't you?

Don't you?

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm actually feeling good. Oh, it feels good.

Oh, you're such a bitch.

Oh, your hands are magic. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I can't, I can't, I can't...

You come? Good.

It's about fucking time, it only took you 10,000 years.

Lucifer, what are you doing?

Oh God, that's right.

Lilith, can't you for just one hour stop thinking about your pussy?

What do you do? Lighten up.

We've been apart for so long. Can't we just have an hour?

Not a chance, Tootsie.

Look, it's not so much for me, it's for her.

Oh, don't give me that windward for the Gipper crowd. Send her back.

I was a director.

And send those people loose.

Alright.

Still got it.

Way to go, 666.

Sorry.

How long this time?

Not long.

Ten years.

Maybe twenty.

Wish you could free me?

I told you, we need a mortal to do that.

I'm so unhappy.

No reason.

Fifty years... a hundred years... doesn't matter.

We got forever.

Dr. Hempshire, code blue in shock.