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Oh my god, that was so much fun!

No, I don't. I don't want to leave.

I we're not going to.

I don't know how we found this place, but.

Officially ours.

Are we gonna have another party tonight?

Tonight, yes.

Let's rip this off.

Oh no.

And we can start getting ready for tonight's party.

No, we can invite all the hot guys too.

All the hot guys, dude. I don't know why this house is ours.

We are.

I mean, no one occupies it.

I get it.

You know what a great find, right?

This is the best summer of my life.

I know too.

How long do you think we can live here?

I don't know. I don't want it to end.

Like, I think we should stay here a couple.

I know. I agree.

I want to get some bubbles on my titties.

- You want some? - Yes.

Make me clean.

Dirty girl.

So, who are you excited about coming to the party tonight?

Oh, that's so good.

It smells so good.

Okay, so um, what are you gonna wear tonight?

You know?

Yeah, I think I'm gonna wear a dress and heels.

Okay, I'll do the same.

Okay, and which boy is it gonna invite?

I think we should invite.

JT, Jordan...

Yeah, that hot guy we met at the club last night.

Oh my god, that guy has a lot of hot friends.

Yeah, yes, definitely.

Are we gonna tell people this is our house?

Totally.

I mean, we've been living here.

We've been eating their food.

We're having parties here.

And the best part, we don't have to clean up.

I know.

So, let's try out.

Yeah, let's try out.

And we are going to take a poll question.

Yeah.

And I'll make us some drinks too.

Oh my god, yes.

We need beverages.

Let's check their um the other fridge.

They probably have alcohol here.

Whoever's house is it?

We're not paying for stuff.

We're too cute for that.

Do we take a nap or something for a day?

Yes, that's kind of what makes me so tired.

So tired.

I know daydreaming is hard.

It is a hard job.

Somebody has to do it.

You know.

We're getting such a nice tan too.

God, I love this house.

Me too.

- Want a massage? - Yes.

Lay down.

- This way? - Yeah.

All right.

Oh, cool. We can totally watch the TV later too.

Oh yeah.

Do you think we have cable?

Yeah, probably.

If not, we'll just get it installed and turn it into a new plan.

That feels good.

Yeah.

You're good.

That feels amazing.

That feels so good. In this house, it's fucking awesome.

What the?

What were you?

What are you people doing here?

What were you?

This is my house.

- It's your house? - Who are you?

What do you mean, who are we?

We've been living here all summer long.

- Yeah. Who are you? - Who are you?

This is my vacation rental home.

My wife and I.

I was wondering why there's no food in the house or.

Oh, someone doesn't live here after all.

Oops.

Well, you know, technically we've been squatting here long enough.

You can't kick us out.

That's true. Yeah, fact.

Yeah, well, that.

No, I don't know if that's the case.

You're not supposed to be here.

I can't believe you're living in our home.

But we've been living here for so long that you can't sleep.

Yeah.

Do you get it?

It's a legal matter at this point.

Oh, so you're legal expert.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, what are you gonna do?

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna probably have to call the police then,

because you're not supposed to be here. It's my home.

Oh my god, I share here. We come here on vacation.

The cops?

You're gonna call the cops on us?

No one called the cops on us, okay?

Does anyone even think he's serious?

Yeah, well, it's my home.

They're gonna take us.

We've been playing here, okay.

So what?

Okay, listen, we can, we can.

I'm not pretty.

I'm pretty.

I love it.

Listen, what's your name?

Don't worry.

I'm gonna call.

No, no, no, no, no.

Wait, wait, wait.

What is your name?

About this.

What is your name?

Listen, I'm Nikki.

What's this, Tasha?

I'm Tasha.

Okay, that's nice.

Hi, what's your name?

I'm sorry.

My name is Mark.

Hi, Mark.

We love your house.

We love it.

Awesome.

I mean, all the mess that you've done, we'll clean it up.

Who does the grocery shopping?

Yeah, it's amazing.

You drank all of my liquor.

A replacement.

I think it's kind of funny if you look at it.

Could you guys put some clothes on? I mean, I'm weird.

Well, I don't have any clothes.

- What are you doing? - Mark, wait.

So it's not gonna.

I'm just chill out.

Listen, the cops don't need to get involved.

The cops don't need to get involved, and your life will never find out.

I think we can like work out a little deal where.

You don't have to kick us out or call the cops right now.

I think you're about to find no.

I don't think she'd find one funny at all.

No, no.

We want her.

We love to play.

We honestly, we just want to thank you for letting us use your house.

I mean, I know you didn't know, but we had a lot of fun here,

and it's about to get better.

No, no.

Yeah, but you're not supposed to be here. I'm married.

But we are now.

We are now.

Don't worry about it.

Let's have fun.

It is your vacation home, right?

It will be like our rent, kind of.

Look at these big cities.

We can't resist them.

I mean, I'm not supposed to do this.

I know, I know.

But you know, I mean, we feel bad for using your house.

We didn't know it was your house.

Yeah, we want to see back all the alcohol and food

and rent that we've been spending.

Well, you know, how do you think?

Makes you feel really good.

Now we're gonna give you a massage.

Come on.

Ooh, what?

Are you happy too?

You're rock hard.

Lay back and relax.

We're supposed to do this, girl.

Nice.

I think we like you.

Why don't you get a little more comfortable?

Get nice and comfortable.

We're gonna show you such a good.

Yeah, but you ate all my food.

You know what?

I promise you by the end of this, you're not gonna care about alcohol

or you know squatters, bird squatters.

I just want to say, you do really have a beautiful home.

Two blondes sucking your dick that you just met.

Sounds like a good time to me.

Are you gonna call the cops now?

No! We have decided.

Let me suck on that ball.

Oh, yeah. You like that, huh?

Yeah, you do.

Two girls, one cock.

It's like a movie.

I love sucking in the balls.

Look at that dick.

Oh, just bury it deep inside of my tits.

Yeah.

Look, there be four double D's all over that fucking cock.

Want to try it?

Mmm, it's fun.

You have to make those big chest bounce like that.

Oh, I want to taste it, I want to taste it.

- You want some more? - Yeah, put it back.

Oh Face me, face.

Oh yeah, put that in there.

Put that in there.

Put that in there.

Deeper and deeper... Oh, that's why...

Oh my god, so fucking hot.

God, that's so hot.

I love watching that.

Does it feel good when you rub your balls?

Oh my god! Oh my god! That looks so good.

We are right on top.

Oh my god!

Yeah, work that pussy. Come on.

That looks so good.

Double fist on that one.

- How do you want me? - Face to face.

Okay.

I'm gonna tickle those balls.

Yeah, I know every guy likes that.

Do you like that more?

You want it back in your pussy?

You horny little girl?

Oh, I love that.

Are you enjoying them?

Oh, I think she loves it.

Me too.

You love that dick.

I know you do.

She's enjoying it way too much.

So bossy, like that.

Show me your pussies.

We are back in our pussy.

Yeah, come on, come on.

Make it like you're pussied.

How do you want it?

Oh, I like I like that.

I call it the Rocky style.

Do you want me on top of you or are you on top of me?

Yeah, get on top of me.

This is fun.

Never done it before.

Shake your ass.

Fuck the house party tonight.

This is way better than the house party.

Yeah, shake it.

Shake up the beat.

Can you get back on your feet?

No, I don't do that.

Why are you so cute?

Crawl up. Go to the top.

Yeah, like that.

Cum all over our faces.

Let's suck it up.

Every last drop.

She's dripping.

Well that was amazing.

Aren't you happy about us now?

Yeah, but...

So no cops right? Right?

No cops but can we get out still before my wife gets home?

No, we're staying here.

We tell us staying.

We have a house party that we were invited a bunch of people.

Yeah, we have to go do our makeup and our hair.

Now we fucked it up.

I'm totally fucked.

Bye!

Make your bed.