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["Didn't I (Dave Allison Re-Work)"
playing]
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[crowd chattering indistinctly]
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[woman] Excuse me.
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Sorry.
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Excuse me.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Oh. Sorry.
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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Hi! Uh, where's your bathroom?
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It's for customers only.
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Oh, okay. I'll buy something.
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You gotta pay up there.
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Can I just go now? I really have to pee.
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I got a large cappuccino for Skyler?
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Thanks.
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Um, I also kind of...
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Well, no, I know
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that, uh, establishments that serve
food or drink must be open to the public,
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regardless of their purchasing class.
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[barista] Sorry. It's our policy.
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Store policy can't really
supersede state law.
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Please, it's an emergency.
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Caramel latte for Miranda?
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[Man] Uh, honey?
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About to order. Do you want your usual?
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- Uh...
- My wife would like a double espresso.
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Although you've had trouble
sleeping lately, right, babe?
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Maybe we should back it off to a single.
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You kept the light on till,
like, midnight last night.
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I did, didn't I?
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Yeah, so maybe I'll just have
a peppermint tea with two sugars?
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Thanks, husband.
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Oh, and the bread.
It's grilled cheese night.
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And she is part of the purchasing class,
so can we get the bathroom key?
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Thank you.
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Thank you. That was really nice.
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Happy to.
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You know a lot about bathroom law.
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Hm. It was a short chapter.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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I'll have your tea waiting for you.
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Can't leave my wife.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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That's great.
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I will...
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see you on the other side of...
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- [toilet flushes]
- Halle. I just met this guy.
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And, I don't know, there was something.
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Well, I know it's been a while,
but I'm pretty sure.
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He bought me a tea.
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And then he might've just stolen my coat,
but what do I do?
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I don't know!
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This is the time that I'm supposed to be
meeting people and doing things-- [gasps]
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Halle, I gotta call you back.
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Goddamn it.
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[whimsical jazz music playing]
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[groans]
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[grunts]
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Hot!
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Are you okay?
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Big time! I am, uh-- I am big-time okay.
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I just had to pee for,
like, the last six hours,
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and I just started this new internship,
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and I didn't wanna ask anyone
where the bathroom was
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'cause I didn't want them to think I was,
uh, weak and not a problem solver.
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[mouths] What am I saying?
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Okay.
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And, by the way, it is not weak
to ask where the bathroom is.
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Every human does it.
It's very, very normal.
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Yeah.
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- Okay.
- [music stops]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Ben] Peppermint tea. Two sugars.
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Thank you.
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And thanks for, uh, not stealing my coat.
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- Oh.
- [chuckles]
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Bye.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hey.
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[clears throat] Uh-- Um...
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- You--
- So are you gonna ask me out now?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I am.
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["Didn't I" playing]
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I'm Ben.
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I'm Bea.
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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So if we were attacked by giant spiders,
you would not be able to protect us?
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No, no. You'd be dead.
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- What? You would let me die?
- No.
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I'm not gonna let you die.
I'm just gonna survive.
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I'm sorry. You're right. You're right.
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- I was a gymnast.
- A gymnast?
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Yes, for, like, five years.
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I got, like, sixth place on beam.
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- Sixth place?
- Yes.
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- Got a ribbon.
- I'm impressed.
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Everybody gets a ribbon.
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♪ Didn't I, Didn't I... ♪
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Wait to cool down--
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- You saw me take it off the burning stove.
- Oh, fuck, that's hot. Oh, my God.
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If you're gonna be a lawyer,
you gotta understand negligence and breach
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and McDonald's versus
that lady's ha be as corpus.
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You used none of those terms properly.
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How do you know?
You're not a lawyer yet.
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It's not too late
to choose a more noble profession.
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Oh, like you?
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You're right. Stick with it.
I'm gonna need a lawyer at some point.
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I don't even know
if I wanna be a lawyer.
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I cannot believe
I just said that out loud.
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[laughs]
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I'm sorry.
My life is a disaster right now.
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Might be turning a corner.
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You just met me.
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Or I might end up in a suitcase.
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I mean, look at this place.
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Looks like every
serial-killer reenactment documentary.
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Why do you have a giant wrench?
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Okay, it wouldn't be a suitcase. It'd be
a carry-on 'cause you're zero feet tall.
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And my mom gave me that.
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She said no matter
how broken something is,
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there's always a way to fix it.
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I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm talking
to you about my mom right now.
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All right. Then tell me about that.
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- That...
- Mm-hm.
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...is a long story.
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Everybody survived.
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Great.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Didn't I treat you right, now? ♪
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[laughs]
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[inaudible dialogue]
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♪ Why you wanna leave me, baby? ♪
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[song fades]
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[brakes screeching
and engine rumbling outside]
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[shoes clatter]
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[thuds]
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[poignant music playing]
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[door opens, then closes]
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God, Halle. I don't know.
This guy is fucking great.
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[motorcycle engine revving outside]
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Yo, let's go, Benny.
Come on, cupcake. We gonna be late.
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S'up, Pete?
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No way. You cooked?
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That girl you blew me off for
stayed over?
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[Bea] He asked me out,
and then I kind of asked him out,
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and then we just walked around the city
and we fell asleep talking.
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I don't know.
I left before he could wake up.
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I don't know why.
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Why did I?
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What the fuck am I doing?
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Okay, I love you. Bye.
I'm so sorry I woke you up.
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This whole thing is so new to me. Bye.
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You got cheese and bread.
You didn't miss one ingredient.
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What you doing with that?
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Why you got the giant wrench?
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You told her about your mom, bro?
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You don't tell nobody about your mom.
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Fuck, dawg. You in love, man.
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Pff. About fucking time, man.
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My boy's in love!
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Fuck that. I couldn't get her
out of here fast enough.
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This girl's a disaster.
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She's a nothing.
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[car horn blaring]
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["The Spins" playing]
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♪ Wanna get a mansion, a jacuzzi ♪
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♪ A theater to watch my movies ♪
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♪ Couple whips and lots of fancy things ♪
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♪ The kids they call the Goonies ♪
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♪ I see the future, crystal ball ♪
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♪ Mirror, mirror hang in' on the wall ♪
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♪ Got your girlfriend
Screenin' all the calls ♪
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- [indistinct chatter and laughter]
- ["The Spins" continues over speakers]
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
Honey, I need you 'round... ♪
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Pete! Hey!
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- Claudia!
- Halle!
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There we go.
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[yells, then laughs] Benny.
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Hey, what's up, queen?
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Ben, this is Halle, my new girlfriend.
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Are we saying that now?
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Uh, yeah. Is that cool?
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Yeah, I mean, I don't really like labels,
but I like you a whole bunch.
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I like your friend a whole bunch,
and if she wants to put a label on me,
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then she can sew it on
wherever she wants.
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That was weird, that was weird.
I'm not into S&M or anything like that.
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Unless you are,
which would be totally cool. You do you.
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Well, she really likes you too.
And that is very rare for her.
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Oh, look who's talking.
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[Claudia & Halle laugh]
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- [Ben]How's the crowd in here tonight?
- Over there, big boy.
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Oh, Bea!
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You ladies like dumplings?
We had the greatest dumplings.
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Pete, meet my sister.
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- This is, um, Pete. Claudia's brother.
- Nice to meet you.
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And, uh, Ben.
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Ben!
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This is Ben. We all grew up together.
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Hey.
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Yeah.
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You two know each other?
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Yeah. We've met.
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Barely.
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Wow, that's so random.
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I'm gonna go grab a drink.
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Door's that way
if you're looking to sneak out.
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- I know that's your thing.
- Well, I am a disaster.
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Let's go...
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Away from this. Yeah.
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So you a lawyer yet?
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Why? Do you need a defense attorney?
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No, just curious how you passed the class
on ethics and not bailing on people.
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I think that's the jerk who Bea got with
when she was on break from Jonathan.
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[Claudia] No way.
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So Bea's the coffee girl who ghosted him?
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I thought she looked familiar,
but I don't see faces. I just see souls.
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At least he made her realize
that Jonathan was the one.
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- I'm engaged now.
- Good for you.
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Where are you registered?
I'll buy you a broomstick.
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I'll send you an invite.
You still live at 28 Fuckboy Lane?
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You do remember.
See, it did mean something to you.
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You'll always be my rock bottom.
The night I spent with a bitch.
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Did she just call him a bitch?
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[Halle]
You think they're gonna physically fight?
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[Claudia] Or fuck.
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It's a fine line.
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Let's just get through tonight
for them, okay?
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Well, she's your sister.
I'm sure the relationship won't last long.
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She's your friend.
I question why they're even together.
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Then I'm gonna get a drink
and toast to never seeing you again.
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Cheers to that, bro.
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[song fades]
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["Canon in D" playing]
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[Pete] So before I pronounce
this newlywed couple,
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if anyone has an issue
with these two wonderful people
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joining together in holy matrimony,
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speak now or forever hold your peace.
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- I have an objection.
- Leo, don't do this.
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- [music stops]
- I have to, Innie, it's just not right.
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There's no way I can bless this union...
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without their friends and family
joining us to celebrate...
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In Australia!
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We're getting married in Sydney!
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- [screaming]
- ["Photo ID" playing]
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♪ Gets weird when you talk about it ♪
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♪ Lit in line, smile for the photo ID ♪
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♪ inside, that's where... ♪
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Welcome aboard. 2K, to the front.
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Thank you, Charlotte.
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51E.
254
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,194
- [woman] How long's the flight?
- [Charlotte] Sixteen hours.
255
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:22,654
51F.
256
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:23,822
Thanks.
257
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,867
73F, all the way to the back.
258
00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,494
Thank you.
259
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:35,459
♪ Lit in line, smile for the photo ID ♪
260
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:39,588
♪ inside, that's where we can be free ♪
261
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:43,717
♪ Your highness
Caught you sippin' on lean ♪
262
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,553
♪ Reminds me
That's how it's 'posed to be ♪
263
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,471
[song stops]
264
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,389
- Hey.
- [passengers chattering]
265
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,141
Headed to the wedding?
266
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,934
Of my sister? Yes, I am.
267
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,855
How crazy is it
that we're on the same plane?
268
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,357
Don't think there's thousands of flights
flying to Sydney every day.
269
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,235
There's quite a few, actually:
Qantas, American,
270
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:05,489
Qantas through Dubai,
some code shares.
271
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,740
Serendipity, I guess.
272
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,034
I don't think that word means
what you think it means.
273
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,535
Where's your fiancé? Is this him?
274
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,538
Hey, I'm Ben.
I was her hall pass on your break.
275
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,456
What?
276
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,792
Oh, my God, I forgot.
277
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,877
Claud told me you dumped him.
278
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,962
Did you sneak out on your wedding day?
279
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,506
Wow, you are a child.
280
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,467
It's a pretty long flight. Do you want
anything from the front of the boat?
281
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,887
Hot cookie? Eye mask? Pajamas?
Last ten years of your life?
282
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,222
No, thank you.
283
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,933
I'm all good on creatine
and small-dick insecurity.
284
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,018
Nothing small about me.
285
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,645
What the fuck?
286
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,855
- Have a good flight.
- I'm so sorry.
287
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:39,815
See you there.
288
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,613
[man over headphones]
Why do so many of us feel stuck?
289
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,699
- [bathroom door closes, then alert chimes]
- How is it even the very successful
290
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,077
often feel like there is
something missing from their lives?
291
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:55,038
Why do so many people spend years
292
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,416
wistfully thinking about choices
they might have made?
293
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,921
One answer to that problem:
294
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:06,424
Many of us are leading lives
that are misaligned
295
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:09,719
with our own deepest values
and preferences.
296
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,599
Thank you for joining me today
on Hidden Brain:
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00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:19,729
"What Psychology Can Teach Us
About Living Our Most Authentic Lives."
298
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,574
[chimes]
299
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,206
[snoring]
300
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,891
[clicks, then whirs]
301
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,685
[Bea grunting softly]
302
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,942
[whimsical jazz music playing]
303
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,706
- [music stops]
- [snoring]
304
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,002
- [music resumes]
- [grunting softly]
305
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,354
["Unwritten" playing over headphones]
306
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,606
♪ Live your life with arms wide open ♪
307
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:48,026
♪ Today is where your book begins
The rest... ♪
308
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,319
What the fuck?
309
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:53,823
- [airplane flying overhead]
- [passengers chattering indistinctly]
310
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,826
[man over PA] Passengers who just arrived,
welcome to Sydney.
311
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,953
[Pete] Hey, Benny!
312
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,537
Bendejo!
313
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,501
- Pete!
- Okay, Ben, looking good.
314
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:08,255
- Thanks for picking me up, dude.
- Not just you, my guy.
315
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,881
- Spelling Bea!
- Pete!
316
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,634
Our sisters are getting married.
How dope is that?
317
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,345
- I know, I'm so excited.
- Oh, great, let's hit it.
318
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:17,681
[speaking Chinese] Thank you.
319
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,517
I hope all of you have
a wonderful vacation.
320
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,478
I wish you all the best
for the Mid-Autumn Festival.
321
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,647
- [family speaks in Chinese]
- ["Sick" playing]
322
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,399
[Pete in English]
Y'all ready for Australia?
323
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,567
- ♪ You make me ♪
- ♪ Sick ♪
324
00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:30,652
- ♪ And I make you ♪
- ♪ Sick... ♪
325
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,237
- ♪ And I make you ♪
- ♪ Sick... ♪
326
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,532
Can't wait for y'all to see
where we staying. The pad is so dope.
327
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,451
We're all staying at the same place?
328
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,453
Yep. My step dad's house.
329
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,665
Super important for them
to keep the wedding party together.
330
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:47,002
Seems like a piece of information that
could have been shared a little earlier.
331
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,254
Well, that's because they think
you guys hate each other,
332
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,797
so they didn't wanna poke the bear.
333
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:57,178
♪ Blame it on you ♪
334
00:18:57,262 --> 00:19:01,683
♪ Blame it on you ♪
335
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,685
♪ Okay, a one, two, three ♪
336
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,313
♪ I know that everybody has their thing ♪
337
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,648
♪ Yours was a-tryna take a half of me ♪
338
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,360
♪ I was a-heavier before I met you... ♪
339
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,820
[Pete] We made it, y'all!
340
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,280
Let's go!
341
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,198
♪ Under my skin
Love clots... ♪
342
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,408
Not bad, right?
343
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,745
- You don't even play tennis.
- I know, but I still swing.
344
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,496
- Hi!
- [Bea screams]
345
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,582
[chattering indistinctly]
346
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,585
Hey, meet Klonopin, y'all. Meet Klonopin.
347
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,879
- ♪ 'Cause I'm still in ♪
- ♪ Love... ♪
348
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,088
Hey, meet Klonopin.
349
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:36,051
Roll over. Roll over.
Spin, spin, spin. [whoops]
350
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,010
[Bea laughs]
351
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,887
[Ben]
Only member of the family that's trained.
352
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,305
[Bea] Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
353
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:44,934
♪ I blame it on you... ♪
354
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:45,894
[Bea] Whoa.
355
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,563
You're right. This place is insane.
356
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,647
I know.
357
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,400
All right, let's get some sand
under your feet.
358
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,238
[song fades]
359
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,699
Have you guys made up?
360
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:02,327
- [Ben] All good.
- We're fine if he just stays away from me.
361
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,787
Don't need an invitation for that.
362
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,872
I think you do.
I feel like you can't leave me alone.
363
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,916
Same reason I slow down at a car crash.
364
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,086
Okay, so you guys buried the hatchet,
water under the bridge,
365
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,088
two adults adulting like fucking adults.
366
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,882
Oh, we did have a little bit
of a last-minute snafu, though.
367
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,134
You guys are gonna have
to share a room.
368
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,137
There's only one bed, but we hung
a shower curtain in the middle, so--
369
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,597
She's kidding.
370
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,516
- Really, Halle?
- You're funny.
371
00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,934
I can't wait any longer.
372
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:27,936
[Halle] Wait for me!
373
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,938
[tranquil music playing]
374
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,065
[sighs] Halle's such a goof.
375
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,734
She's good for you.
You could use some spontaneity.
376
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:35,777
[Claudia chuckles]
377
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,614
Hey. This weekend is gonna be perfect.
378
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,533
I hope so.
379
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:45,662
I have a million contingencies
and scenarios for everything,
380
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,832
and honestly I just want
this wedding to be beautiful
381
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,417
because I love the shit out of her,
382
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,752
and I just wanna marry the bitch,
you know what I'm saying?
383
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,295
- You're such a romantic.
- Ha!
384
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,966
Hey, don't be mad at me,
but, uh, Margaret's here.
385
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,219
Why would I be mad?
386
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,847
She lives here.
I was 100% expecting to see her.
387
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,014
Yeah.
388
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,725
Margaret! Margaret! Look who's here!
389
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:09,853
[Ben] There she is.
390
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,272
One hundred percent.
391
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,107
Go rip off the Band-Aid.
392
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,949
- Ben!
- How's it going, stranger?
393
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,284
[song fades]
394
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,954
Oh! I was hoping you'd come.
I wanted to message you,
395
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,123
but I didn't know how you'd feel
about hearing from me.
396
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,374
Are you kidding?
397
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,500
[yelps]
398
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,753
I'm never leaving.
399
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,422
Never leave!
400
00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,383
How are Mom and Dad?
401
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,720
They're good, you know?
Mom now thinks she's Australian,
402
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,307
and Dad's not at all pointing out
every little detail that's different here.
403
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:51,102
They're also a little worried
how you're gonna react to all this.
404
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,395
What are you talking about?
405
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,190
You know, everybody thought
you'd be the one getting married first.
406
00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,358
You always used
to talk about your wedding growing up.
407
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,319
You would use the toilet paper
as a wedding dress
408
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,029
when I just used it
to dress like a mummy.
409
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:04,073
- You know?
- Halle, stop. That's not me anymore.
410
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,367
I'm free now. I'm deprogrammed.
411
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,036
That does not mean I don't support you
412
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,247
and your misguided view
that soulmates exist.
413
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,374
That's sweet. That gonna be your toast?
414
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:14,792
[both laugh]
415
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:19,214
You and Claudia are the exception.
And I'm really happy for you. For real.
416
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:20,548
Okay.
417
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,383
[both yelp]
418
00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:26,804
What's going on over there?
419
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:30,266
That's Claudia's cousin.
She visited the States a few years back.
420
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,684
They dated, no biggie.
421
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,978
Broke up with him, crushed his heart.
422
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,856
No way.
That man does not have a heart.
423
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:41,778
Feels like forever ago. We were babies.
424
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,948
I'm really happy you're here.
We can reconnect as...
425
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,158
maybe not babies.
426
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:48,868
I would love that.
427
00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:51,746
Beau!
428
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:53,831
Come meet my mate.
429
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,043
- Ben, this is my partner, Beau.
- Hey, mate.
430
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,338
Like tennis partner?
431
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,507
Eh... well, sometimes after.
432
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,093
How do you dags know each other?
433
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,345
We had a bit of a go back when,
didn't we?
434
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,556
Did you now? Good on ya.
435
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:13,601
Hey, we're gonna go troppo this weekend.
Get on the turps out here, eh?
436
00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:15,728
It's gonna be a cracker. [whoops]
437
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,313
- You know it.
- Uh-huh!
438
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,607
- Great guy.
- Yeah.
439
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,986
[gentle, pensive music playing]
440
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:44,549
[Innie] Honey!
441
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,343
- Hey! Beatrice.
- [Bea] Dad!
442
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,971
You made it. Hi, baby.
443
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,098
Hey, honey. Oh, my God.
444
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,766
Hey, Mom.
- [Leo] Wow.
445
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,311
How's our future lawyer?
446
00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:57,895
- Great.
- Great.
447
00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:58,980
How's the trip been?
448
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:03,735
Oh! Magical.
The Australians are all wonderful.
449
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:05,862
And, excuse me, but good-looking.
450
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,323
But why are they so weird
about their plugs?
451
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:10,408
I mean, this place is basically America.
452
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,910
They speak English.
They eat regular food.
453
00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:15,747
They have a complicated relationship
with their past.
454
00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:17,874
How are you doing, honey?
455
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,667
You doing okay?
456
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:22,712
I'm doing great.
My big sister's getting married.
457
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,213
Could've been you.
458
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,716
Could still be you. Someday.
459
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,427
Have you heard from Jonathan?
Did he call or anything?
460
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:30,637
Well, that didn't take long.
461
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,306
We're just torn up
that he's not part of our family anymore.
462
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:36,934
I mean, he was at our house every night
from, like, 11 years old.
463
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:39,520
- So cute.
- He was basically family
464
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:42,231
and was about to be actual family.
465
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,817
If I never ask you
for anything ever again,
466
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:47,403
will you please
just lay off of me this weekend?
467
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,448
We just want
both of our daughters to be happy.
468
00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:53,034
I'm very happy.
But not when you guys do this.
469
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:55,203
Nudge you in the right direction?
470
00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,788
He's such a great guy.
471
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,623
Just think on it. Yeah?
472
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,085
[yells]
473
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:03,795
[sighs]
474
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:07,757
[knocking on door]
475
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,551
[Halle] Bea! Dinner at 7:30, okay?
476
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:11,469
Yeah.
477
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:13,304
Yeah.
478
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,893
[poignant, pensive music playing]
479
00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:30,530
- [knocking on door]
- [Claudia] Ben, all set for dinner, yeah?
480
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:31,906
Yeah, I'll be there.
481
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:37,995
[sighs]
482
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,081
- [music fades]
- [waves crashing]
483
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,167
- ["Lucy" playing over speakers]
- [guests chattering and laughing]
484
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:48,423
[door closes]
485
00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,558
[guests chattering]
486
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,020
[Ben] Hey!
487
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:05,481
- Hey, Ben's here.
- Finally you guys are here.
488
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,066
[Halle] Okay. All right, everybody!
489
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,319
- Dad, the speech.
- Oh, yes. Right. Okay.
490
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,487
We're gonna make this short.
491
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,823
Because you've all traveled
a bloody long distance,
492
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:16,033
and Carol and I are so appreciative.
493
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:18,953
The biggest thing we've missed
since coming back from the States
494
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,830
is not seeing our kids.
495
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:23,708
And you lot, our extended family.
496
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,419
So we are just over the moon
497
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:28,504
to have a full house
before the wedding on Sunday.
498
00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:31,382
[Carol]Where we will celebrate
Halle and Claudia,
499
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:35,178
setting off
on this crazy thing called life.
500
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:39,932
And, of course,
Innie and Leo, our new family.
501
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:43,936
Well, we're just so grateful,
not only for your incredible hospitality,
502
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:46,814
but for bringing into the world
your beautiful daughter.
503
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:50,109
So as they say in our country,
abbondanza!
504
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:52,695
- [Claudia] Cheers!
- [all] Cheers!
505
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:54,739
[Carol]Now, baby.
506
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,825
- ["Right Direction" playing]
- [guests exclaiming]
507
00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,457
[guests chattering]
508
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:09,670
♪ A person on commission
Moving in the right direction ♪
509
00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:13,049
♪ if it's true the world is yours
Then it is mine ♪
510
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,634
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
511
00:27:14,717 --> 00:27:18,805
♪ if I make the right impression
And I show love and affection... ♪
512
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,556
What classes are you loving?
513
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,975
So have you given
any more thought to tort law?
514
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,353
'Cause class action
is really where it's at right now.
515
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,355
What does Jonathan say?
He knows you pretty well.
516
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:28,272
What does he think?
517
00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:29,524
- Mom.
- Okay.
518
00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:31,651
I can't remember
why we put you in the trunk again.
519
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,986
We didn't put her in the trunk.
She stowed away.
520
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:36,072
I wanted to go with you guys
to see Cinderella.
521
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,782
We were going to Coachella.
522
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,992
Yeah, I know that now. I was 9!
523
00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:41,452
[Claudia] All right, everyone.
524
00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:45,540
So sage is meant
to cleanse negative energy.
525
00:27:45,623 --> 00:27:48,626
Let's just have a moment
to calm ourselves.
526
00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:51,462
I am not looking
at anybody in particular.
527
00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:54,924
But I am looking at you, Bea.
528
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,217
And you, Ben.
529
00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:58,219
Crown chakra.
530
00:27:59,554 --> 00:28:01,180
Let's hit that cobra.
531
00:28:01,264 --> 00:28:02,557
Cleanse.
532
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,725
- Get that weasel.
- [Ben] Okay.
533
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,269
- Go!
- You go. Go, go.
534
00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:08,938
- "Sign of the Times."
- I got it!
535
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,231
All right. Four words.
536
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:13,317
First word. The. A. Of? If.
537
00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:14,861
Animosity. Hate. Liar.
538
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:16,696
- Five words.
- No. Just shut the fuck up.
539
00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,155
- The Bible!
- Mm.
540
00:28:18,239 --> 00:28:22,743
A woman who uses her sexuality
to take advantage of other people.
541
00:28:22,827 --> 00:28:25,121
Mom? Focus. Okay?
Right here. Right here.
542
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,372
This is a white people's game.
543
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,082
You spend so much time
tricking each other.
544
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:30,501
Y'all got so much time on your hands.
Just say the word!
545
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,963
-Midsummer Night's Dream.
- Grumpy Old Men.
546
00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:36,007
- Hi.
- Hi.
547
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,925
♪ Ooh... ♪
548
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,136
Okay. Okay. Yeah, okay.
549
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,597
- You?
- Fuckboy.
550
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,681
Old Catwoman.
551
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,516
[imitates whooshing, then explosion]
552
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,434
Your ego.
553
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,352
[Halle] Much Ado About Nothing.
554
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,562
[Carol] Last Samurai.
555
00:28:51,147 --> 00:28:53,232
- What is this?
- Wait. No props.
556
00:28:53,316 --> 00:28:55,776
- Oh, who cares? No one can see us.
- A cheater. Shocking.
557
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:58,571
- Says the woman who cheated on her fiancé.
- We were on a break.
558
00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:00,823
You're either broken up for good
or you're cheating.
559
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,575
Either way, someone's lying to someone.
560
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,160
I must've gotten under your skin.
561
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,495
- Roger, what is this?
- A spat. A fight.
562
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,581
What is the thing
I'm holding in my hand?
563
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:09,498
Firework!
564
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:11,250
- "Firework." By Katy Perry.
- [chuckles]
565
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,754
- That is not fair.
- Hey. What? You're not fair.
566
00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:16,964
- Give this to me.
- What's wrong with you? Stop.
567
00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:18,257
What are you doing? Stop!
568
00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:20,343
- Oh, God.
- [gasps]
569
00:29:22,053 --> 00:29:24,555
- [Claudia] Oh, my God!
- [Pete] Oh, shit! What the--?
570
00:29:24,639 --> 00:29:26,182
- [gasps]
- [whimsical jazz music playing]
571
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:27,350
- [Ben] Halle!
- [screams]
572
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:28,267
Oh!
573
00:29:28,351 --> 00:29:29,602
Get back!
574
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:30,937
- [Claudia] Dad!
- [Carol] Roger!
575
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:31,979
I've got this.
576
00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:39,445
[Pete]
That's some gangsta shit right there.
577
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:40,404
[music stops]
578
00:29:42,657 --> 00:29:44,200
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
579
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,369
[playing gentle melody]
580
00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,829
- They're going to ruin our wedding.
- [plays dramatic sting]
581
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:50,873
[Halle]
All that matters is that we're together.
582
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:51,916
It's true.
583
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,501
[gentle melody resumes]
584
00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:55,461
Look, baby,
I love you to the moon and back,
585
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:58,798
but those two fuckwads are going
to destroy our weekend.
586
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:01,759
And our memories, which we are
gonna have for a very long time,
587
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,302
are headed straight over a cliff.
588
00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:06,806
It's gonna be fine, baby. We just have
to stand there and profess our love.
589
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:12,436
It seems to me their animus only surfaced
after they spent a night together.
590
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,354
Am I accurate?
591
00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:14,772
[Carol] That's usually how it goes, honey.
592
00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:18,901
We crumple our feelings into a ball
and shove them deep down
593
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,194
so we can enjoy a bit of frisk.
594
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:21,320
[plays quizzical chord]
595
00:30:21,404 --> 00:30:24,115
- [Roger] The solution is simple, then.
- [playing mischievous melody]
596
00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:25,950
We return them
to the night they were smitten.
597
00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:28,077
Like, trick them
into falling in love with each other?
598
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,870
We didn't say anything
about love, honey.
599
00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:32,540
We just need to get them
to jump each other's bones.
600
00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:35,334
[plays lilting crescendo]
601
00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:39,630
["The Vacationer" playing]
602
00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:48,264
♪ I took the long way back on my feet ♪
603
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:52,351
♪ Across town,
With crooked legs and staggered beat ♪
604
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:56,856
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
605
00:30:56,939 --> 00:31:00,735
♪ Oh, but you got to know
It's not the same ♪
606
00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:05,990
♪ It creates no good
But it's part of the game ♪
607
00:31:06,073 --> 00:31:09,535
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
608
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:13,414
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
609
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:18,127
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
610
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:23,174
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far... ♪
611
00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:25,634
Yes! Come on!
612
00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:29,430
That was good, hey?
That was good. That was a good hit.
613
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:33,225
♪ See, now you're not as clever
As you thought ♪
614
00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:37,855
♪ Everyone's a kidder
When they're caught ♪
615
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:41,609
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
616
00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:46,447
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
617
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,574
- [Pete] No, you go. You go. Man, you go.
- [song fades]
618
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,743
- [Roger] You go.
- [Pete] You go, you go.
619
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,496
- She clearly has eyes for Ben.
- [Pete] Who does, Father?
620
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:57,374
Halle's spinster sister.
The plump-chested one with the sad eyes.
621
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,627
You can't say that. Damn!
622
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,545
[Roger] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that was rude.
623
00:32:01,629 --> 00:32:03,839
I apologize to anyone that was listening.
624
00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:07,885
Which can only be you, Pete.
You're the only person that was listening.
625
00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:08,803
I apologize.
626
00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:10,846
[Pete] I accept your apology
and will now move on.
627
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:14,308
Do you know Bea's been in love with Ben
since the first night they met?
628
00:32:14,391 --> 00:32:16,018
[Roger] Well, why didn't she tell him?
629
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,312
When I was a young bloke
and I liked a girl,
630
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,357
I would sneak up behind her,
and I'd cut a lock of her hair,
631
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,192
and then I'd smack her on the bum!
632
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,402
- What the hell?
- I don't know! I'm not good at this.
633
00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:27,113
[Pete]
Bea was just too scared to tell him.
634
00:32:27,196 --> 00:32:29,865
But I've talked to her. She said
she regrets walking out that morning.
635
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:31,909
- Tell me more, son.
- Why me?
636
00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,536
Because you're really good at it. Right?
637
00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:35,371
- You can do it.
- Why you put this hat on me?
638
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,873
No one can see me.
It's a radio play, motherfucker.
639
00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,875
Bea wants us to tell him
how much she likes him,
640
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,128
so he lets his guard down and goes to her.
641
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:44,630
Some cupids kill with arrows
and some with traps.
642
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:47,341
- That was good. I like that.
- I just made it up.
643
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:51,720
So he needs to go to her,
drop his drawers, and say, "Come to Papa."
644
00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:54,473
- What are you doing?
- I'm from a different generation.
645
00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:56,809
Your generation sucks.
You fucked up the whole world.
646
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,519
And I'm full of shame.
647
00:32:58,602 --> 00:32:59,979
But the bottom line:
648
00:33:00,062 --> 00:33:01,188
Bea likes Ben.
649
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:05,943
[Claudia] But Ben feels awful
that he called her a disaster.
650
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,612
I mean, he said
it was his fragile male ego.
651
00:33:08,696 --> 00:33:10,489
Then why is he fighting with her?
652
00:33:10,573 --> 00:33:13,951
Well, because he likes her.
And I know that Bea likes Ben.
653
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,452
She's just denying herself
654
00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:17,788
because she's got in her head
that she'll never love again.
655
00:33:17,872 --> 00:33:21,375
Whoa! I'm not talking about love, baby.
I'm talking about dick.
656
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,293
[scoffs]
657
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:23,752
- Oh, it's Ben!
- Oh!
658
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:36,265
Hey...
659
00:33:37,099 --> 00:33:37,933
you.
660
00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:43,189
- Oh, God. They got to you too.
- What?
661
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:47,443
Did you just overhear
Halle and Claudia say how much I like you?
662
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,987
- No.
- Really?
663
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:51,488
It was Pete and Roger.
664
00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:52,990
[laughs]
665
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:57,453
Fantastic. It's a team effort.
They're trying to get us together.
666
00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:00,623
- No way.
- Come here.
667
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,342
Maybe they want us
to stop acting like assholes
668
00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:13,510
so we don't ruin
the biggest event of their lives.
669
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:16,639
"Us"? There is no "us" in "assholes."
670
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,515
You're the one
who destroyed the living room.
671
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:20,684
Would you two mind helping me
with something?
672
00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:23,812
I hate to ask,
but I'd really appreciate it.
673
00:34:23,896 --> 00:34:25,147
- Sure.
- Yes.
674
00:34:26,357 --> 00:34:29,193
["Bang Bang" playing]
675
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:37,409
So Roger left his sunglasses
on the sailboat.
676
00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:41,497
I swear, if his head wasn't screwed on,
we'd use it as a bowling ball.
677
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,124
Do me a favor,
and swim out and get them?
678
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,210
It's the one on the right.
679
00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,545
- Both of us?
- Is that really a two-person job?
680
00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:50,047
It doesn't seem like it.
681
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,173
You two.
682
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:53,092
Yeah.
683
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:55,886
♪ Dead winter gonna snow me in ♪
684
00:34:55,970 --> 00:35:00,140
♪ I got a bad thing going
But I'm into it... ♪
685
00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:02,726
All right, so everyone's involved in this.
686
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:03,644
I know.
687
00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:06,689
I feel bad.
688
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:07,898
Me too.
689
00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:11,360
- I don't wanna bum Halle and Claudia out.
- Definitely not.
690
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:14,113
- Can you not swim?
- I'm an excellent swimmer.
691
00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:15,698
Why are you so out of breath?
692
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:18,367
I'm fine. How much further do you think?
693
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,995
- Are your eyes closed?
- Everything's dark.
694
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,747
Why are you so out of shape?
You have, like, a ten-pack.
695
00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:26,875
I am not out of shape!
I bench 295. Three hundred once.
696
00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:28,168
I just don't do cardio.
697
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:31,046
Oh, my God, you're hot-girl fit.
698
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:32,881
I am not hot-girl fit!
699
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,717
Okay. My bad.
700
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,677
I'll see you at the boat.
701
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,636
Wait.
702
00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:39,888
Wait! Wait!
703
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:46,228
♪ Our strange divide ♪
704
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:53,986
♪ We're pulled in two directions ♪
705
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:58,157
♪ I'm not that guy ♪
706
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:07,166
You know, I could have done it myself,
but whatever. Thanks.
707
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:12,671
No fucking way.
708
00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:15,007
- [song distorts and fades]
- Honey! Look who's here!
709
00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,760
- I cannot believe they did this.
- Who is that?
710
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,304
That is my ex, Jonathan.
711
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:21,847
- Hey, Bea!
- What is he doing here?
712
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,391
My Black Hawk helicopter parents
have been trying
713
00:36:24,475 --> 00:36:26,602
to get us back together
for the past four months.
714
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,605
[Ben] They flew him halfway
across the world to your sister's wedding?
715
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,024
That's some deep-op shit.
They came to play.
716
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:35,027
That's my parents.
They think I'm throwing my life away.
717
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:38,572
Honey, we're just gonna take him back
and get him all settled in.
718
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:39,823
I'll see you later!
719
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:46,205
You know, maybe we should do it.
Just tell everyone we're together.
720
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:49,166
- What?
- It would solve that problem for me.
721
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,876
And that problem for you.
722
00:36:55,089 --> 00:36:56,465
I don't have a problem.
723
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,883
You clearly want Margaret.
724
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,218
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
725
00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:01,095
I saw the way
you looked at her last night.
726
00:37:01,178 --> 00:37:02,888
I know she broke your heart.
727
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,432
She sees you're with me,
she wants what she can't have.
728
00:37:05,516 --> 00:37:07,726
And then bye-bye, Crocodile Jack.
729
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:11,939
Fuck, he's fast.
730
00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:15,401
Making her jealous is not gonna work.
We're not in seventh grade.
731
00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:19,363
Trust me, bro. We're all in seventh grade
when it comes to this stuff.
732
00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:21,698
They've already gone
through all of the bullshit
733
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:23,617
trying to trick us into each other's arms.
734
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:24,952
Let's just embrace it.
735
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,955
There's no way we can convince anyone
we actually like each other.
736
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,252
- Yeah, you're right.
- I know.
737
00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:39,258
You know, I still think about
that night we spent together.
738
00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:40,467
Shut up.
739
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:43,053
No, I'm serious.
740
00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:47,224
You know, this could be kind of fun.
741
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:51,645
We're at a wedding,
a million miles away from home.
742
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,691
Who knows what could happen
under the cover of a masquerade?
743
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:00,404
And that night at your place...
744
00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:02,739
doesn't matter how it ended.
745
00:38:02,823 --> 00:38:04,450
It was still pretty amazing.
746
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:07,536
[enchanting music playing]
747
00:38:11,415 --> 00:38:12,458
[groans]
748
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,126
- Convincing enough?
- [music fades]
749
00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:19,214
Fuck it. Let's do it.
750
00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:21,633
["Steppin' On Me" playing]
751
00:38:21,717 --> 00:38:23,135
Can you just wait?
752
00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,099
Wait!
753
00:38:29,183 --> 00:38:31,059
♪ Storm clouds hangin' over me... ♪
754
00:38:31,143 --> 00:38:33,020
Bea! Wait!
755
00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:35,772
♪ It's what I do
Yeah... ♪
756
00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:39,526
Okay. Whoever wants to go on the hike,
we need to leave now.
757
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:41,403
We're running behind schedule.
758
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:42,488
We're coming.
759
00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:44,948
Babe, the mountains have been there
for millions of years.
760
00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:47,159
A few more minutes isn't gonna hurt them.
761
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:49,077
Baby, I know
you are trying to calm me down,
762
00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:50,579
and I love you for it. Thank you.
763
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,873
But I am herding cats right now,
and I need some help
764
00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:55,125
instead of this
easy-breezy Martin Scorsese.
765
00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:57,419
Aw. Jitters.
766
00:38:57,961 --> 00:38:59,463
Remember our wedding?
767
00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:01,757
Only that you were
the most beautiful bride
768
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,925
on God's green earth.
769
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,885
- Aw. Right answer.
- [laughs]
770
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,763
[in unison]
We're coming, we're coming, we're coming!
771
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,097
Jinx, you owe me a Coke!
772
00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:10,015
Stop.
773
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,559
- You got a little something in your teeth.
- Can you get it?
774
00:39:12,643 --> 00:39:14,937
Let me just pick her out.
I gotta get it out.
775
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,106
- Oh, it's right there. I'm gonna get it.
- Where is it? Get it, get it.
776
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:19,399
[Ben] Piece of pepper.
777
00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,817
- [Innie] Honey.
- Get it.
778
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:22,778
[Innie] Here he is.
779
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:23,987
Hey.
780
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:26,281
- Jonathan.
- [Jonathan] It's so nice to see you.
781
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:27,991
I had no idea you were coming.
782
00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:29,993
So your parents didn't tell you.
783
00:39:30,077 --> 00:39:32,704
Okay. The first thing I asked them
when they invited me was:
784
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:35,666
"Does Bea know? 'Cause otherwise
this would be really fucking awkward."
785
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,293
And now it is fucking awkward.
786
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:39,920
- Not at all.
- No. No.
787
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,714
You're like family. It'd be effing awkward
if you weren't here.
788
00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:45,300
- I'm so glad you're here.
- I'm so happy for you two.
789
00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:47,469
- Hey, congratulations.
- Yeah, thanks, man.
790
00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:49,137
All right.
791
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:52,140
- It's great to see you.
- It's great to see you too.
792
00:39:52,224 --> 00:39:53,642
Uh, we're all going on a hike,
793
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,978
so whoever wants to come with,
we gotta move out.
794
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:57,437
Let's move out!
795
00:39:57,521 --> 00:39:59,815
Ben? Meet Jonathan.
796
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,900
Oh, hey, man. I'm Ben.
797
00:40:01,984 --> 00:40:03,944
Hey. Oh, Pete and Claudia's friend?
798
00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,153
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
799
00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:06,738
Also friends with Bea.
800
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:08,907
Among other things.
801
00:40:14,705 --> 00:40:16,206
Yeah. It's nice to meet you.
802
00:40:16,290 --> 00:40:19,876
Okay, plenty enough time in the car
to do whatever the fuck this is.
803
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,128
Come on. Let's go!
804
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,256
- Yeah.
- Okay. Yeah.
805
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:27,134
- We need to come up with a game plan.
- Yeah, you are so terrible at this.
806
00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:28,218
What?
807
00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:30,887
We're doing this thing!
808
00:40:30,971 --> 00:40:33,307
Honey. I'm sorry.
809
00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:36,184
I know we should have asked you,
but we had to invite him.
810
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:41,148
Oh, it's totally fine. I'm glad he's here.
I love him, and Halle loves him.
811
00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:42,649
- Really?
- Yeah.
812
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:43,567
Great. Okay.
813
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:46,361
So spend a little time together
away from the real world
814
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:49,031
and see if you rekindle,
re-spark, rebirth.
815
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,074
Oh, no, Mom. Guys, no.
816
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:54,411
I totally forgot to tell you,
but I'm with Ben.
817
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:57,414
["Sympathy" playing]
818
00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,332
That guy?
819
00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:00,959
[Innie] Ben looks like Ken.
820
00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:02,586
Uh, do you wanna come?
821
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:05,756
I think I'm gonna hang back
and yell at your parents.
822
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:06,840
Have fun.
823
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:13,513
♪ Sympathy won't come around ♪
824
00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:16,975
♪ So make peace and discover... ♪
825
00:41:17,059 --> 00:41:18,935
All right,
so is it like we just got together
826
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:20,479
or we've been sneaking around?
827
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:23,398
Oh, I got it. What if we ran
into each other at Chipotle,
828
00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:24,816
Lady-and-the-Tramp-ed a burrito.
829
00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,276
What? No.
830
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,778
This can't be that hard.
831
00:41:27,861 --> 00:41:30,364
It's harder than you think.
My parents don't even believe it yet.
832
00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:31,865
You told them five seconds ago.
833
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,159
They know I would never go out
with a guy like you.
834
00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:36,578
You've only been with one guy
your entire life.
835
00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:38,622
Jonathan's a better man
than you'll ever be.
836
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:40,832
And yet you left him,
which is why exactly?
837
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:42,542
Seems like he checks all your boxes.
838
00:41:42,626 --> 00:41:45,087
Okay, you don't know my boxes,
and you never will.
839
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,463
Just figure this out, please.
840
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:47,547
Okay.
841
00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:50,759
We just suck face in front of everybody.
842
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,552
Half of them think they set us up anyway.
843
00:41:52,636 --> 00:41:55,722
No, that's too much. We need
to do something that's more hidden,
844
00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:58,767
so it feels more real
and not some fuckboy wedding hookup.
845
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,853
You keep calling me a fuckboy
like it's an insult. I own that shit.
846
00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:06,066
Let's just be affectionate.
I know it's a foreign concept for you.
847
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,818
I can be affectionate.
848
00:42:07,901 --> 00:42:09,736
I'll affectionate the shit out of you.
849
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:12,197
I can't believe
your parents invited Jonathan.
850
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,032
Now I have to find a table to sit him at.
851
00:42:14,116 --> 00:42:15,492
- What about Bea?
- No, she's fine.
852
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:16,785
She's sitting with us.
853
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:20,038
I'm talking about how she's at a low point
because she's going through a breakup.
854
00:42:20,122 --> 00:42:23,667
I don't know what's happening with school.
She never even talks about it anymore.
855
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,169
I guess I could put him with the cousins.
856
00:42:26,253 --> 00:42:27,462
Claudia!
857
00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,758
- [Beau] All right.
- [birds squawking]
858
00:42:31,842 --> 00:42:33,844
- [Klonopin barks]
- [Ben] Holy shit.
859
00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:34,761
[Bea] Wow.
860
00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:36,763
Check it out, guys.
861
00:42:36,847 --> 00:42:38,306
[Beau] Nice!
862
00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,100
- [Claudia] Yes!
- [Halle] It's beautiful.
863
00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:43,103
- [Beau]Told you it was gonna be good.
- [Pete] Man, that's nice. Wow.
864
00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:44,604
- [Bea] Wow.
- [Margaret] Wow.
865
00:42:45,272 --> 00:42:47,190
- [Bea] It's so beautiful.
- [Claudia] There it is.
866
00:42:47,274 --> 00:42:48,358
Feel the serenity.
867
00:42:48,442 --> 00:42:49,818
Pretty spectacular, eh?
868
00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:51,987
[Pete] It's amazing.
869
00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,740
All right. Showtime.
870
00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:57,909
- Wow.
- [gasps]
871
00:42:57,993 --> 00:43:01,371
- This is just so romantic.
- [whimsical jazz music playing]
872
00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:03,123
Okay. Nuzzle my neck.
873
00:43:03,749 --> 00:43:05,083
- Okay.
- Get in there.
874
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:10,756
- Damn, you are short.
- You are not tall enough to say that.
875
00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:12,382
[laughs] Oh!
876
00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:14,426
- Oh, are you ticklish?
- No, I'm acting.
877
00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,470
- Like a toddler?
- [shudders] Oh.
878
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,346
Okay. All right. You can stop.
879
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:20,265
Beg me. Beg me to stop, you little bitch.
880
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,224
Stop!
881
00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:23,143
Just let me do it.
882
00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:26,271
Permission to put my left hand
on your right buttock.
883
00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:28,064
[Bea sighs] Granted.
884
00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:31,401
- [grunts] Too hard.
- Sorry. We gotta sell it.
885
00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,154
[Bea] Okay, not in circles.
886
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:35,697
- It's not a magic lamp.
- What?
887
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:37,532
[music stops]
888
00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:40,619
[serene, pensive music playing]
889
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,587
[whimsical jazz music resumes]
890
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,506
Now you're just playing Bop It.
891
00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:55,133
- I've never rubbed a butt for show.
- Clearly. Let me try.
892
00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:01,431
Are you not wearing underwear?
893
00:44:01,515 --> 00:44:03,642
- It's a swimsuit. I'm on holiday.
- Ugh.
894
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,770
Okay. Just mind the gap.
895
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:08,230
- How's that?
- That's good.
896
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:09,981
But you don't have to hover. [groans]
897
00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:11,566
Man in the woods.
898
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,068
- I'm sorry.
- Okay, just take it out.
899
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:16,154
[serene, pensive music playing]
900
00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:18,990
You try.
901
00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:20,784
You want me to stick my finger
up my own ass?
902
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:22,035
How's that gonna convince--?
903
00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:22,994
Oh, on you.
904
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:24,955
[whimsical jazz music playing]
905
00:44:25,038 --> 00:44:28,041
Jesus Christ, it's like a VacUpack.
How'd you get in this thing?
906
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:31,878
Oh, that's tight.
See? It's like holding a baby bird.
907
00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,132
Goddamn it.
908
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:38,802
- Were they not watching this whole time?
- [groans]
909
00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:42,722
- Is there a mole on your butt?
- No.
910
00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:45,183
- Really? I feel something.
- I don't have a mole.
911
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:48,562
- What the fuck?
- [screams]
912
00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:50,438
What the fuck?
913
00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,148
[screams] What the fuck?
914
00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:53,149
What the fuck?
915
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:54,317
What the fuck?
916
00:44:54,985 --> 00:44:58,280
- Are there any more on me?
- I don't know! I don't know!
917
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,449
Check! Spiders hunt in pairs!
They hunt in pairs!
918
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:04,786
[serene, pensive music playing]
919
00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:06,872
No pictures.
920
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,999
Put the cameras down.
921
00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:10,876
We're not gonna take his spirit.
922
00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:13,378
- Are there any more? Where are they?
- I don't know!
923
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,630
- I feel it! I feel it!
- [whimsical jazz music playing]
924
00:45:15,714 --> 00:45:18,008
- I think I see something.
- What do you see?
925
00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:21,344
Oh, no. That's just a part of you.
You're fine.
926
00:45:21,428 --> 00:45:23,513
All right, if I have one
of those little fuckers in me,
927
00:45:23,597 --> 00:45:25,140
- they might be in you.
- [gasps]
928
00:45:27,601 --> 00:45:28,435
I'm good.
929
00:45:29,436 --> 00:45:32,230
- That's probably a better way to check.
- Yeah.
930
00:45:34,149 --> 00:45:35,483
Fuck.
931
00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:36,568
[music stops]
932
00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:40,822
[Pete] All right, little one.
Rejoin your journey.
933
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,574
We do not inherit the Earth.
934
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,118
We just borrow it from our creatures.
935
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,789
Hey, guys. What'd we miss?
936
00:45:49,873 --> 00:45:51,041
[Margaret] Oh, my God.
937
00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:52,751
Wow.
938
00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:56,087
[lilting music playing]
939
00:46:02,636 --> 00:46:04,095
Why can't I get this?
940
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:06,556
[Innie] Because you're meant
to learn to dive when you're 6.
941
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:07,974
[Leo grunts]
942
00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:09,976
[Innie] You got this, hon.
943
00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:12,354
[Ben] You ever try focusing on your toes?
944
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,647
My mom taught me this trick.
945
00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:16,232
If you pretend like there's a string
from your nose to your toes,
946
00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,401
you just kind of maintain that position.
947
00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:19,778
You mind doing it again?
948
00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:23,239
I'm gonna shout out a trivia question.
I think it's gonna help clear your mind.
949
00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:25,575
Just make sure
it's a question about airplanes
950
00:46:25,659 --> 00:46:29,204
or the assassination
of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
951
00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,830
[Ben] Okay. Um-- Uh...
952
00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:32,707
What company created the Concorde?
953
00:46:33,500 --> 00:46:34,542
[sputtering]
954
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:38,505
Collaboration between British Airways
and the French government.
955
00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:39,798
How'd I do?
956
00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:42,008
Getting there.
957
00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:45,136
Maybe your mom can teach him
how to dive.
958
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,681
She passed away.
959
00:46:47,764 --> 00:46:49,683
Oh, I'm so sorry.
960
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:51,101
[Leo] Yeah. Sorry.
961
00:46:51,935 --> 00:46:55,647
I'm gonna go again.
Give me one with a little shorter answer.
962
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:56,982
I have a better idea.
963
00:46:57,857 --> 00:47:00,527
Now you just let me do everything.
I'll guide you in.
964
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,654
Don't think.
965
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:04,531
- [Innie] Be careful of his shoulder.
- Yeah.
966
00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:07,158
I wrecked it
jumping off a moving train in Paris.
967
00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:09,577
Wouldn't let me see
the Eiffel Tower alone.
968
00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:11,329
Had to tell her I love her.
969
00:47:11,413 --> 00:47:14,332
When you know she's the one,
nothing else matters.
970
00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:23,133
- [yelps, then laughs]
- [Ben laughs]
971
00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:25,552
Amazing. Thank you, thank you!
972
00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:28,304
There you go.
973
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:30,682
Did I do it?
974
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,100
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
975
00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,560
Good job, babe.
976
00:47:33,643 --> 00:47:35,103
Oh, your dad's a natural.
977
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:37,647
I'm so glad you guys got
to spend some time with Ben.
978
00:47:37,731 --> 00:47:39,065
Are you two really...?
979
00:47:39,149 --> 00:47:41,443
Getting to know each other
in a very respectful manner,
980
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:44,446
one befitting such a kind
and intelligent woman as your daughter.
981
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:47,157
- Yes, we are in the early stages.
- Not too early.
982
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:48,783
But also not so advanced.
983
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:51,119
Just that magical moment
when two people come together
984
00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:53,288
in this crazy journey we call life.
985
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,623
That's why I was so worried
when Jonathan showed up.
986
00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:57,375
I don't wanna hurt his feelings.
987
00:47:57,459 --> 00:48:00,003
I even suggested we hide our light
under a bushel for his sake--
988
00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:02,964
But our love is just so strong.
989
00:48:03,048 --> 00:48:05,467
And I know what you guys are thinking.
990
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,510
That he's much older.
991
00:48:07,594 --> 00:48:09,220
They weren't. Right?
992
00:48:09,304 --> 00:48:12,474
Probably thinking I'm 27, early 28s?
993
00:48:13,850 --> 00:48:16,519
[laughs] Yes, we are very happy.
994
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:17,979
- Happiest.
- Yep.
995
00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:25,028
[Innie]
You looked like that back in the day.
996
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:28,490
[Leo sighs] No, I didn't.
That guy's made out of cobblestone.
997
00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:31,868
- They're holding hands.
- I think it's working.
998
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,120
I can't believe these dumbasses
were so easily fooled.
999
00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:40,293
Was that bullshit about your mom?
1000
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:43,046
- What?
- The story about the giant wrench.
1001
00:48:43,129 --> 00:48:46,174
I thought it might have been a line
you tell all your one-night nothings.
1002
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,343
[poignant music playing]
1003
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,427
You overheard that too.
1004
00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:53,598
I didn't mean...
1005
00:48:57,894 --> 00:48:58,895
I'm sorry.
1006
00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:01,815
And it wasn't a line.
1007
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,194
Thanks for being so nice to my dad.
1008
00:49:10,824 --> 00:49:14,911
You should probably rinse off.
You have his SPF a billion on you now.
1009
00:49:22,669 --> 00:49:25,672
- Cheers, mate. I'll just grab a quickie.
- Okay.
1010
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:33,763
So Australia... What do you reckon, eh?
How you finding it?
1011
00:49:33,847 --> 00:49:35,640
Oh, no, it's great.
1012
00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:39,602
Mags goes on about you all the time.
A ripper cunt, she calls you.
1013
00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:42,147
"Mags" is Margaret?
And "ripper cunt" is...?
1014
00:49:42,230 --> 00:49:43,481
Good friend.
1015
00:49:44,482 --> 00:49:45,316
Oh!
1016
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,529
Yeah. You know you had a proper surf
when sand gets all up your clacker.
1017
00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:51,698
[chuckles]Down your gobbler too.
1018
00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,116
"Gobbler" is...?
1019
00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:55,034
You know. Your hog bonnet.
1020
00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:57,537
You know, your beef cap?
1021
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,832
Come on, mate. You know, the anteater.
1022
00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:02,792
[blows raspberry]
1023
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:06,045
- Anyway, good to have ya.
- ["Changing" playing]
1024
00:50:06,129 --> 00:50:07,130
Catch ya!
1025
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:08,715
♪ Always taking the long way ♪
1026
00:50:08,798 --> 00:50:10,508
♪ Running so fast
Hope we get there someday ♪
1027
00:50:10,592 --> 00:50:11,426
G'day, love!
1028
00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:14,846
♪ Looking way back
Way back... ♪
1029
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:17,599
[in Australian accent]
Hey, mate! Fancy a game?
1030
00:50:17,682 --> 00:50:19,184
You're going down.
1031
00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:24,564
[Bea] How have you been doing?
1032
00:50:24,647 --> 00:50:26,316
[Jonathan in normal voice]
Pretty good. You?
1033
00:50:27,192 --> 00:50:28,443
[Bea] Okay, I guess.
1034
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,905
How's school going? You decide
what kind of law you wanna practice yet?
1035
00:50:31,988 --> 00:50:35,200
You know me.
I have never been one for practicing.
1036
00:50:35,783 --> 00:50:38,661
- Still having second thoughts?
- Straight to third.
1037
00:50:39,329 --> 00:50:41,539
I know it's weird, me being here.
1038
00:50:41,623 --> 00:50:44,167
But believe me,
I had nothing to do with it.
1039
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,961
Your parents duped me,
gave me their frequent-flyer miles.
1040
00:50:47,045 --> 00:50:49,589
That's sweet. You're part of the family.
1041
00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:53,760
I'd be lying if I said
I haven't been thinking about you.
1042
00:50:58,014 --> 00:50:59,057
Yeah, me too.
1043
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:02,310
♪ Times are changing... ♪
1044
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,979
How long have you
and that guy Ben been...?
1045
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,481
It's kind of new.
1046
00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:09,400
Not like "new" new, but new-ish.
1047
00:51:09,484 --> 00:51:11,277
Well, I think he seems great.
1048
00:51:12,195 --> 00:51:13,196
No, you don't.
1049
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:14,447
I really don't.
1050
00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:15,490
[laughs]
1051
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:16,741
[laughs]
1052
00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:18,826
Thanks for being so cool
about all of this.
1053
00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:25,291
Not just this, but this too.
1054
00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:27,377
♪ Times are changing... ♪
1055
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,962
It's really good to see you, Bea.
1056
00:51:29,045 --> 00:51:30,296
I'm glad you're here.
1057
00:51:31,965 --> 00:51:33,299
Now let's have fun.
1058
00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:34,592
Let's do it.
1059
00:51:34,676 --> 00:51:36,886
♪ Can you change your mind? ♪
1060
00:51:36,970 --> 00:51:39,389
♪ Running so fast
Hope we get there someday ♪
1061
00:51:39,472 --> 00:51:42,350
♪ Looking way back
Always taking the long way ♪
1062
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:45,144
♪ Feel the summer get too long ♪
1063
00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:47,522
♪ Packing up and moving on ♪
1064
00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:49,732
♪ Shed some new light
On this sad, old song... ♪
1065
00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:50,817
Mate.
1066
00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:52,694
That's me.
1067
00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:54,279
Want a coffee?
1068
00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:56,531
It's the best in the world.
1069
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,825
You guys are really proud
of your coffee here.
1070
00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,618
It's the best in the fucking world.
1071
00:52:00,702 --> 00:52:03,288
- Okay.
- Enjoy.
1072
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:05,498
[song fades]
1073
00:52:08,001 --> 00:52:09,127
Fuck. That is good.
1074
00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:12,088
I was thinking of going
for a bit of a run later.
1075
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:14,674
Do you wanna join?
1076
00:52:16,426 --> 00:52:19,512
I'm going on a bike ride with Bea,
so I don't think I can.
1077
00:52:20,096 --> 00:52:22,849
- She's a little sweet on you, hey?
- Oh, you caught that?
1078
00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:26,477
How long have you and Beau been together?
1079
00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:27,937
Oh, we're just banging about.
1080
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:31,899
He's nice, but I think
I'm looking for someone less casual.
1081
00:52:31,983 --> 00:52:33,109
More romantic.
1082
00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:34,193
Ah.
1083
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:38,489
Why did me and you ever break up, anyway?
1084
00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:42,618
I don't really remember,
but I think you said something like
1085
00:52:42,702 --> 00:52:46,039
I was an immature drongo
smothered in Axe body spray.
1086
00:52:47,582 --> 00:52:48,499
[sniffs]
1087
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:55,089
Smells like you're not that guy anymore.
Bea's a lucky girl.
1088
00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:01,763
Oh. [chuckles]
1089
00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:04,724
[lively jazz music playing]
1090
00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:11,939
Bea. Open the door.
1091
00:53:12,732 --> 00:53:13,566
Bea.
1092
00:53:15,318 --> 00:53:16,569
What's wrong?
1093
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:18,863
- Margaret thinks we're together.
- That's great.
1094
00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:21,282
No. Margaret needs to think
we're the right type of together.
1095
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:23,993
Not "together" together.
But situationally together.
1096
00:53:24,077 --> 00:53:26,913
If she thinks we're "together" together,
she's not gonna break girl code.
1097
00:53:26,996 --> 00:53:29,874
So we need to finesse our togetherness
so that we're together,
1098
00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:31,751
but there's an opening
for our togetherness
1099
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:34,087
and she can just slide right in
so that we can be together.
1100
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:36,839
- Are you on coke?
- No, it's the coffee here. It's like meth.
1101
00:53:36,923 --> 00:53:38,257
I'm guessing.
1102
00:53:38,341 --> 00:53:42,178
No, I'm not. I worked at Goldman.
Partner's wedding. You do what you do.
1103
00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:43,888
Jesus, dude, who are you?
1104
00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,431
I'm a man trying to figure this out.
1105
00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:49,602
Look at your room. It's so much bigger--
You got a painting?
1106
00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,187
Wow, that's so red.
1107
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:54,315
We have to kick it up a notch.
Make it feel like we're in the gaga stage.
1108
00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:55,983
What do you wanna do,
take me in the hallway?
1109
00:53:56,067 --> 00:53:57,610
That is not gaga!
1110
00:53:58,236 --> 00:54:00,154
Actually, that could be construed as gaga.
1111
00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,198
Tonight's the rehearsal dinner,
so we have to do something
1112
00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:04,325
that makes it look
like you're into me but you're not,
1113
00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:07,453
and I'm into you but you can tell
by my face that it's never gonna--
1114
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:09,330
Get it together, man.
1115
00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:11,707
You hit me so much.
1116
00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,836
[Klonopin barking]
1117
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:18,589
Okay, Klonopin, pretend this is a real fox
that messed up our garden.
1118
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:20,883
- [indistinct chatter]
- [Klonopin growling]
1119
00:54:20,967 --> 00:54:23,344
Fuck it up! Fuck it up, fuck it up!
1120
00:54:23,428 --> 00:54:24,554
- Yes. Fuck it up.
- Fuck it up.
1121
00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:26,681
- Fuck it up. Fuck it up. Ooh!
- Fuck it up. [whoops]
1122
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,766
- You see that?
- [laughs] He did it. Yeah.
1123
00:54:29,809 --> 00:54:33,020
Oh, hey, they're here!
All right, everybody. Wheels up.
1124
00:54:33,104 --> 00:54:35,398
- [Pete] Hustle up!
- [Claudia] You look beautiful.
1125
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:38,484
- ["Dummy" playing]
- [chatter continues]
1126
00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:44,407
Thanks.
1127
00:54:48,161 --> 00:54:50,288
♪ These days they make it sound sweet ♪
1128
00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:52,957
♪ if this is the last dance
You can count on me ♪
1129
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:58,129
♪ One, two, three, four
Everybody get on the dance floor♪
1130
00:54:58,212 --> 00:54:59,046
♪ Five, six ♪
1131
00:54:59,130 --> 00:54:59,964
Hi, guys.
1132
00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:03,426
♪ Seven, eight
It's four a.m. and I'm wide awake ♪
1133
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:07,472
♪ One, two, three, four
Everybody get on the dance floor
1134
00:55:07,555 --> 00:55:08,556
Thank you.
1135
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,808
♪ Five, six, seven, eight... ♪
1136
00:55:10,892 --> 00:55:13,186
Did you see the size of that boat?
1137
00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:14,520
[Claudia] Thank you.
1138
00:55:15,438 --> 00:55:16,272
[Pete whoops]
1139
00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:18,357
[chattering indistinctly]
1140
00:55:25,907 --> 00:55:27,200
Nice touch.
1141
00:55:27,283 --> 00:55:28,367
Nice dress.
1142
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,119
They look good, hey?
1143
00:55:39,879 --> 00:55:45,092
♪ One, two, three, four
Everybody get on the dance floor♪
1144
00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:50,306
♪ Five, six, seven, eight
It's four a.m. and I'm wide awake ♪
1145
00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:53,184
♪ One, two, three, four♪
1146
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:00,441
[song fades]
1147
00:56:00,525 --> 00:56:02,485
- [Carol] I love this dress.
- Oh, thank you.
1148
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:04,320
- There you go.
- What would you like to drink?
1149
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,948
What's a traditional drink
for rehearsal dinner?
1150
00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:09,408
Three Scotches neat
and a champagne for the lady.
1151
00:56:09,492 --> 00:56:10,826
- Very good.
- All right.
1152
00:56:11,619 --> 00:56:12,662
You remembered.
1153
00:56:12,745 --> 00:56:14,664
That you can't handle hard liquor? Yeah.
1154
00:56:14,747 --> 00:56:16,415
The smell's still not out of my car.
1155
00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:18,501
You know I feel really bad about that.
1156
00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:19,585
[both laugh]
1157
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:22,088
That was a fun night.
1158
00:56:22,171 --> 00:56:23,798
That was a fun summer.
1159
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,050
[Beau] Mags!
1160
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,763
Mags, captain says
that we can steer the ship.
1161
00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:31,847
Oh. Okay. I'm coming.
1162
00:56:31,931 --> 00:56:34,183
- Let's go!
- Hang on. I've got heels on.
1163
00:56:34,850 --> 00:56:36,352
[Pete]Look how lucky we are.
1164
00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:39,772
On a boat, sailing back and forth
for no real transportational reason.
1165
00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:41,732
- [Leo] Okay.
- Spoiler alert.
1166
00:56:41,816 --> 00:56:44,652
And look at you, Polly Pocket.
You the belle of the ball.
1167
00:56:53,578 --> 00:56:55,496
Oh, hey, look. Is that Tasmania?
1168
00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:57,081
No, honey, that's, uh--
1169
00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,791
Yes. I think it might be.
1170
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:02,295
- Halle, Tasmania, goddamn it.
- [Halle] Oh, yes, there it is.
1171
00:57:02,378 --> 00:57:05,381
- Well, at least that was subtle.
- Was it? [laughs]
1172
00:57:06,591 --> 00:57:10,386
- This oddly reminds me of prom.
- The first or second time?
1173
00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:13,431
Jonathan is just the most perfect guy.
1174
00:57:13,514 --> 00:57:15,266
He's like a son to us.
1175
00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,310
That might be your problem, mate.
1176
00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:20,062
Bea might not wanna shag her brother.
1177
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,025
- You know that's his favorite song.
- Yeah. "Kiss Me."
1178
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,443
Yeah.
1179
00:57:28,404 --> 00:57:31,407
["Got Me Started" playing over speakers]
1180
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:33,909
[Leo laughs]
1181
00:57:33,993 --> 00:57:35,244
[chattering and laughing]
1182
00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:37,246
♪ He's got the personality ♪
1183
00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:41,959
♪ Not even gravity
Could ever hold him down... ♪
1184
00:57:42,043 --> 00:57:44,670
So how's it going?
Parents back off a little?
1185
00:57:44,754 --> 00:57:47,757
♪ Who can take a room
And drown it out... ♪
1186
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,883
How about you?
1187
00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:51,510
- Ah!
- [Beau] Here I come.
1188
00:57:51,594 --> 00:57:55,348
♪ Inching closer to sunrise... ♪
1189
00:57:55,431 --> 00:57:57,558
- Game on.
- Can you even dance?
1190
00:57:57,642 --> 00:57:59,226
You just let me lead.
1191
00:57:59,310 --> 00:58:00,436
Oh, God.
1192
00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:05,566
♪ I wanna tell you what's on my
On my mind ♪
1193
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:10,946
♪ Let's go ♪
1194
00:58:11,030 --> 00:58:14,367
♪ You just got me started
And I don't think I can stop it ♪
1195
00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:16,827
♪ And I don't wanna go home alone
All right? ♪
1196
00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:18,329
♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
1197
00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:21,874
♪ Boy, can I be honest?
Kinda miss using my body ♪
1198
00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:24,627
♪ Fuck it
Just like this party did tonight ♪
1199
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:25,544
♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
1200
00:58:25,628 --> 00:58:30,508
♪ Boy, can I be honest? ♪
1201
00:58:33,636 --> 00:58:38,224
♪ Boy, can I be honest? ♪
1202
00:58:38,307 --> 00:58:39,141
♪ Yeah ♪
1203
00:58:39,225 --> 00:58:42,603
♪ You just got me started
And I don't think I can stop it ♪
1204
00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:45,523
♪ And I don't wanna go home alone
All right? ♪
1205
00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:47,900
♪ Oh, baby, baby... ♪
1206
00:58:47,983 --> 00:58:48,984
Is Margaret watching?
1207
00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:51,028
[Beau] Bam! Bam!
1208
00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:55,074
It's a little hard to tell
with Bitch Hemsworth in my way.
1209
00:58:55,157 --> 00:58:59,161
Everybody to the top deck.
We about to do a champagne toast!
1210
00:58:59,245 --> 00:59:00,454
Come with me.
1211
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:03,207
[song fades]
1212
00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:06,210
So, what are we doing?
1213
00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:07,461
Closing the deal.
1214
00:59:07,545 --> 00:59:09,547
[chattering indistinctly]
1215
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,843
["All I Really Wanna Do" playing]
1216
00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:18,347
- Titanic me.
- What?
1217
00:59:18,431 --> 00:59:20,474
[Carol] Help yourself to some champagne.
1218
00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:22,560
- [Pete] Oh, yeah.
- [Halle] Grab some drinks.
1219
00:59:23,811 --> 00:59:24,937
Titanic me.
1220
00:59:26,439 --> 00:59:28,149
No. That is so lame.
1221
00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:31,736
Exactly. The only people
who would do something this lame
1222
00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:33,738
are the ones who know how lame it is,
1223
00:59:33,821 --> 00:59:36,657
but are in the first stages
of liking each other,
1224
00:59:36,741 --> 00:59:39,952
so they're totally comfortable
in their mutual lameness.
1225
00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:40,870
Trust me.
1226
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:43,038
- Oh, my God.
- Come on.
1227
00:59:43,122 --> 00:59:44,415
This is so cringe.
1228
00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:46,417
So is saying "cringe," old man.
1229
00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:48,335
[all] Cheers!
1230
00:59:49,128 --> 00:59:50,337
Cheers!
1231
00:59:51,297 --> 00:59:53,299
[family cheering]
1232
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,343
Lift my arms.
1233
00:59:57,178 --> 00:59:59,138
- I've seen the movie.
- Have you?
1234
01:00:03,184 --> 01:00:04,977
- Okay.
- Okay.
1235
01:00:05,603 --> 01:00:07,104
This is never gonna work.
1236
01:00:09,190 --> 01:00:10,191
Aw!
1237
01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:12,651
That is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
1238
01:00:12,735 --> 01:00:13,819
Are they doing Titanic?
1239
01:00:13,903 --> 01:00:15,946
- [women] Aw!
- [Beau] This is pretty nice.
1240
01:00:19,033 --> 01:00:20,326
Are they watching?
1241
01:00:23,162 --> 01:00:24,288
Yup.
1242
01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:27,208
- Are they buying it?
- Can't imagine they would.
1243
01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:30,169
It's real. We did it.
1244
01:00:30,795 --> 01:00:33,339
We're good. We're really bloody good.
1245
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:36,967
Jonathan, have you seen Tasmania?
1246
01:00:37,051 --> 01:00:38,302
Innie, I'm fine.
1247
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:39,970
It's fine.
1248
01:00:40,513 --> 01:00:42,515
[chattering indistinctly]
1249
01:00:49,772 --> 01:00:51,106
You gonna do the line?
1250
01:00:53,067 --> 01:00:54,068
It's "king of the world."
1251
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,237
- You're king of the world.
- [laughs]
1252
01:00:58,030 --> 01:00:59,406
Jack, I'm flying.
1253
01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:01,367
- Okay, we can stop there.
- [laughs]
1254
01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:04,912
♪ Let's take a spin around your sign ♪
1255
01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:06,497
♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪
1256
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:10,501
♪ Come on, come on, come on
Come on, baby ♪
1257
01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,545
♪ I just wanna get to know ya... ♪
1258
01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:14,171
[Ben] They're gone. Show's over.
1259
01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:18,425
- [gasps, then yells]
- Oh, my God!
1260
01:01:18,509 --> 01:01:21,512
[hopeful music playing]
1261
01:01:24,265 --> 01:01:26,809
No! Wait, wait, wait! Help! Wait!
1262
01:01:31,564 --> 01:01:32,398
Bea!
1263
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:42,032
Bea!
1264
01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:45,411
Are you okay?
1265
01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:48,122
Yeah. Why'd you jump in?
1266
01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:49,290
To save you.
1267
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:50,749
But you're a terrible swimmer.
1268
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:53,502
I'm a great swimmer. Just short distances.
1269
01:01:58,549 --> 01:02:00,634
- We're gonna die.
- We're not gonna die.
1270
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:03,178
- We're gonna get hypothermia.
- The water's 90 degrees.
1271
01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:05,180
We're gonna get eaten by sharks.
1272
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:09,768
Fuck, we're gonna get eaten by sharks!
1273
01:02:10,436 --> 01:02:11,937
We are gonna be fine.
1274
01:02:12,021 --> 01:02:15,441
I once spent ten hours treading water
off the coast of the Cayman Islands.
1275
01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:18,319
- Goldman?
- It was a partner's kid's bar mitzvah.
1276
01:02:18,402 --> 01:02:19,612
Little bit of crack.
1277
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,239
[chattering indistinctly]
1278
01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:25,618
- Oh, my God!
- [Carol] Roger! Oh, my God!
1279
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,828
It looks like they're going full Titanic.
1280
01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:30,331
- Hey, love the commitment!
- [Claudia] Stop the boat!
1281
01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:31,832
Sam, stop the boat!
1282
01:02:31,916 --> 01:02:34,293
- I'm going! I'll go.
- [Roger] Stay calm, mate!
1283
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,337
- He's not a very good swimmer.
- Bea!
1284
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:37,421
[Claudia] Ben!
1285
01:02:42,843 --> 01:02:43,677
There.
1286
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:47,056
Are you sure?
1287
01:02:47,139 --> 01:02:48,974
Yeah. Come on.
1288
01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:54,063
[hopeful music playing]
1289
01:02:54,146 --> 01:02:55,689
Why aren't we turning the boat around?
1290
01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:57,733
We are in too shallow water.
We'll run aground.
1291
01:02:57,816 --> 01:03:00,361
- But Harbour Rescue has been notified.
- Oh, honey.
1292
01:03:09,954 --> 01:03:11,956
[both gasping and grunting]
1293
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:22,841
- You good?
- Mm-hm.
1294
01:03:24,385 --> 01:03:25,219
Okay.
1295
01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:31,892
All right, come on.
1296
01:03:31,976 --> 01:03:33,227
Oh, God.
1297
01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:35,521
- Scoot forward.
- All right, get in the middle.
1298
01:03:37,523 --> 01:03:39,024
[ship horn blows distantly]
1299
01:03:39,108 --> 01:03:42,277
That was, um, probably the most--
1300
01:03:42,778 --> 01:03:44,989
I mean,
if you didn't close it with Margaret...
1301
01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:49,702
There's nothing more romantic
than jumping in to save me.
1302
01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:52,454
Yeah, well, Jonathan didn't do it,
that's for sure.
1303
01:03:52,538 --> 01:03:54,373
Your parents have
to have clocked that shit.
1304
01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:56,417
You didn't even give him a chance.
1305
01:03:56,917 --> 01:03:58,711
Why do you keep defending this guy?
1306
01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:01,755
Why did you break up with him
in the first place?
1307
01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:03,674
- It's complicated.
- It's never complicated.
1308
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:06,885
What, he cheated on you? Drug problem?
1309
01:04:06,969 --> 01:04:09,138
Did you catch him measuring his dick
with the ruler app?
1310
01:04:12,016 --> 01:04:14,977
- We never fought.
- Isn't that a good thing?
1311
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,980
It was just comfortable,
and he's a great guy,
1312
01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,857
which means
there's no one out there for me
1313
01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:21,108
because I had the best one.
1314
01:04:21,942 --> 01:04:23,944
I couldn't even tell him
I quit law school.
1315
01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:27,322
And I have no idea
what I'm gonna do with my life.
1316
01:04:28,907 --> 01:04:31,618
We're gonna get eaten by sharks,
I had to tell somebody.
1317
01:04:32,119 --> 01:04:33,120
No one else knows?
1318
01:04:34,163 --> 01:04:36,749
I don't think this is the weekend
to drop that bomb.
1319
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,085
- You finally did it.
- What?
1320
01:04:40,711 --> 01:04:44,590
That one night you said you didn't
wanna be a lawyer anyway, so...
1321
01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:46,967
You remember that?
1322
01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:49,094
It was a memorable night.
1323
01:04:49,178 --> 01:04:51,472
Till you snuck out, of course.
1324
01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,975
[poignant music playing]
1325
01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:55,893
Why did you?
1326
01:04:58,854 --> 01:05:00,647
You scared the shit out of me.
1327
01:05:03,025 --> 01:05:06,779
It was the first time in my life
that I felt fire and I had to blow it out.
1328
01:05:10,074 --> 01:05:11,658
I know a little bit about that.
1329
01:05:14,495 --> 01:05:16,622
I was really hurt when you left.
1330
01:05:17,456 --> 01:05:19,958
So I said all that terrible stuff
about you to Pete.
1331
01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:21,960
It's not how I felt.
1332
01:05:23,754 --> 01:05:24,922
[sighs]
1333
01:05:28,467 --> 01:05:29,468
Look at us.
1334
01:05:30,761 --> 01:05:34,098
Just a couple of fucked-up people
floating in the middle of the harbor.
1335
01:05:34,181 --> 01:05:36,100
[music turns tender]
1336
01:05:37,101 --> 01:05:40,395
Promise me, if we make it out alive,
we go see that from dry land.
1337
01:05:40,479 --> 01:05:42,606
It's a pretty killer view from here.
1338
01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:46,026
It's dumb, but I wanna see the people.
1339
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:48,737
Landmarks like those
are full of people in love.
1340
01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:53,075
Marriage proposals, honeymooners,
romantics jumping off of moving trains
1341
01:05:53,158 --> 01:05:55,202
just to see the building
with the person they love.
1342
01:05:55,911 --> 01:06:00,290
- Like your dad and the Eiffel Tower?
- He told you that?
1343
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,503
Nothing else matters
when it comes to love.
1344
01:06:06,505 --> 01:06:08,465
I could use a bit of that right now.
1345
01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,051
It's not dumb.
1346
01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:15,556
You, me and the Opera House, it's a date.
1347
01:06:16,515 --> 01:06:17,641
I promise.
1348
01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:20,644
[music turns enchanting]
1349
01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:26,400
[helicopter whirring]
1350
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,695
[man on loudspeaker]
This is Harbour Rescue.
1351
01:06:29,778 --> 01:06:30,612
Stay where you are.
1352
01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:33,365
Back off the buoy, please.
1353
01:06:33,365 --> 01:07:03,365
Subtitle
www.movieddl.me
1354
01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:12,779
[grunts]
1355
01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:15,699
What's wrong?
1356
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,036
I'm a little afraid of flying!
1357
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,164
Don't you fly all the time for your job?
1358
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:24,208
I have a very specific routine.
1359
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:28,337
Eye mask, headphones, build my bubble.
1360
01:07:31,757 --> 01:07:35,010
♪ I am unwritten ♪
1361
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:37,429
♪ Can't read my mind ♪
1362
01:07:37,512 --> 01:07:39,723
♪ I'm undefined ♪
1363
01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:41,975
That's my serenity song.
1364
01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:45,479
- How do you know my serenity song?
- Don't worry about it.
1365
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:48,565
♪ Staring at the blank page before you ♪
1366
01:07:48,649 --> 01:07:51,360
♪ Open up the dirty window ♪
1367
01:07:51,443 --> 01:07:53,028
♪ Let the sun illuminate ♪
1368
01:07:53,111 --> 01:07:55,072
♪ The words that you could not find ♪
1369
01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:58,158
♪ Reaching for something in the distance ♪
1370
01:07:58,242 --> 01:08:00,494
♪ So close you can almost taste it ♪
1371
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:02,454
♪ Release your inhibitions ♪
1372
01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:05,249
- ♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪
- ["Unwritten" playing]
1373
01:08:05,332 --> 01:08:07,417
♪ No one else can feel it for you ♪
1374
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:09,628
♪ Only you can let it in ♪
1375
01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:11,964
♪ No one else, no one else ♪
1376
01:08:12,047 --> 01:08:14,675
♪ Can speak the words on your lips ♪
1377
01:08:14,758 --> 01:08:17,010
♪ Drench yourself in words unspoken ♪
1378
01:08:17,094 --> 01:08:19,471
♪ Live your life with arms wide open ♪
1379
01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:22,683
♪ Today is where your book begins ♪
1380
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:25,477
♪ The rest is still unwritten ♪
1381
01:08:25,978 --> 01:08:27,020
You all good?
1382
01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:28,897
- Shut the fuck up now.
- Okay.
1383
01:08:28,981 --> 01:08:33,235
♪ Release your inhibitions ♪
1384
01:08:33,944 --> 01:08:36,405
♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪
1385
01:08:36,488 --> 01:08:38,699
♪ No one else can feel it for you ♪
1386
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:41,118
♪ Only you can let it in ♪
1387
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:43,287
♪ No one else, no one else ♪
1388
01:08:43,370 --> 01:08:45,998
♪ Can speak the words on your lips ♪
1389
01:08:46,081 --> 01:08:48,458
♪ Drench yourself in words unspoken ♪
1390
01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:50,836
♪ Live your life with arms wide open ♪
1391
01:08:50,919 --> 01:08:53,338
♪ Today is where your book begins ♪
1392
01:08:53,422 --> 01:08:55,632
♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪
1393
01:08:55,716 --> 01:08:58,051
♪ No one else can feel it for you ♪
1394
01:08:58,135 --> 01:09:00,178
♪ Only you can let it in ♪
1395
01:09:00,262 --> 01:09:02,389
♪ No one else, no one else ♪
1396
01:09:02,472 --> 01:09:05,309
♪ Can speak the words on your lips ♪
1397
01:09:05,392 --> 01:09:07,394
[song fades]
1398
01:09:11,398 --> 01:09:13,608
- Thanks again.
- Stay out of the water, yeah?
1399
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:17,195
Want some coffee?
1400
01:09:17,988 --> 01:09:20,324
Not the stuff from here.
I'll be up all night.
1401
01:09:21,116 --> 01:09:21,950
Yeah.
1402
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:25,871
- Thanks for kind of saving me, though.
- It was fun.
1403
01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,748
Stupid but fun.
1404
01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:29,416
That's the best kind.
1405
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,252
[poignant, pensive music playing]
1406
01:09:40,886 --> 01:09:42,679
- No, no, no, it's hot!
- [gasps]
1407
01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:44,348
Oh, my God.
1408
01:09:45,057 --> 01:09:46,850
When are you ever gonna learn?
1409
01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:50,103
- Want me to blow on it?
- [laughing]
1410
01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:52,189
[music fades]
1411
01:09:58,862 --> 01:09:59,988
Is it still hot?
1412
01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:17,756
["Anyone But You" playing]
1413
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:57,003
♪ Anyone but you could get it ♪
1414
01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,048
♪ We going to bed, girl ♪
1415
01:11:00,132 --> 01:11:02,008
♪ Softly for a minute ♪
1416
01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:06,680
♪ You wanted peace of mind ♪
1417
01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:09,099
♪ Just take your time ♪
1418
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:12,310
♪ Just take your time ♪
1419
01:11:12,394 --> 01:11:15,355
♪ You got me so bad ♪
1420
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:17,774
♪ Ooh ♪
1421
01:11:17,858 --> 01:11:20,485
♪ I got nothing left ♪
1422
01:11:20,569 --> 01:11:23,029
♪ Ooh ♪
1423
01:11:23,113 --> 01:11:28,368
♪ And I can't go back ♪
1424
01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:31,246
♪ And you feel so right ♪
1425
01:11:31,329 --> 01:11:33,790
♪ I'm falling out ♪
1426
01:11:33,874 --> 01:11:36,918
♪ This could be every night ♪
1427
01:11:37,002 --> 01:11:39,129
♪ I'll feel your love ♪
1428
01:11:39,212 --> 01:11:44,134
♪ When I'm holding you so tight ♪
1429
01:11:47,471 --> 01:11:49,306
We're getting pretty good at faking it.
1430
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,017
I don't even know what's real anymore.
1431
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,770
Everything I do just feels like a mistake.
1432
01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:57,856
[song fades]
1433
01:12:03,612 --> 01:12:06,698
[poignant, pensive music playing]
1434
01:12:06,781 --> 01:12:09,409
[Carol] Ben? Bea? Are you guys all right?
1435
01:12:12,746 --> 01:12:14,372
[Roger] Ben, Bea, you here?
1436
01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:16,541
[Claudia] Check the kitchen.
1437
01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:28,470
[Leo] Bea? Beatrice!
1438
01:12:30,138 --> 01:12:31,139
Beatrice!
1439
01:12:47,656 --> 01:12:50,242
Honey, what are they? Is that a handprint?
1440
01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:53,578
I don't know.
1441
01:12:57,874 --> 01:12:59,167
["Loving You" playing]
1442
01:12:59,251 --> 01:13:02,003
♪ We had it all, we had it all ♪
1443
01:13:02,087 --> 01:13:05,048
♪ We had it all planned out ♪
1444
01:13:09,177 --> 01:13:14,182
♪ I used to want to love you
Like you wanted me to ♪
1445
01:13:14,266 --> 01:13:19,104
♪ Now I wanna hate you
Like I tell you I do ♪
1446
01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:23,525
♪ Sorry if I seem a little bit upset ♪
1447
01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:27,487
♪ When you say
She looks a little bit like me ♪
1448
01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:29,906
♪ When we first met ♪
1449
01:13:32,826 --> 01:13:37,872
♪ I don't wanna have to be friends ♪
1450
01:13:37,956 --> 01:13:42,919
♪ I don't wanna have to pretend ♪
1451
01:13:43,003 --> 01:13:48,300
♪ After all... ♪
1452
01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,094
Come on, baby gorgeous!
1453
01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:53,138
We got chores. Come on, let's go!
1454
01:13:54,306 --> 01:13:56,182
Ben, are you ready?
We got groom stuff to do.
1455
01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:57,350
Dude, I'm coming.
1456
01:13:57,434 --> 01:14:00,145
I hope you scrubbed from top to bottom.
Who knows what was in that harbor.
1457
01:14:00,228 --> 01:14:03,440
- I also showered last night.
- Two showers in eight hours?
1458
01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:05,650
Go off, king! Get clean!
1459
01:14:05,734 --> 01:14:11,364
♪ Ooh ♪
1460
01:14:11,448 --> 01:14:15,201
♪ Ooh... ♪
1461
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,289
- Happy wedding day!
- [squeals]
1462
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:21,041
Are you excited?
1463
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:23,460
Yes, I'm so excited to marry Claudia.
1464
01:14:23,543 --> 01:14:25,712
But I'm also hosting a party
where it feels like
1465
01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:28,882
we're all playing parts in a play,
and I'm not really into the pageantry,
1466
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,634
- and I just wanted to elope.
- Come here.
1467
01:14:31,635 --> 01:14:33,178
All that matters is that you and Claudia
1468
01:14:33,261 --> 01:14:35,096
are gonna spend
the rest of your lives together.
1469
01:14:36,222 --> 01:14:38,600
- I love you.
- I love you too.
1470
01:14:38,683 --> 01:14:39,851
Bea?
1471
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:43,063
Hey. You're still good
to get the cake, right?
1472
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,356
Yes, ma'am.
1473
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:47,567
Awesome. I put Margaret on it with you,
just to be safe.
1474
01:14:47,651 --> 01:14:48,652
Margaret.
1475
01:14:50,612 --> 01:14:55,367
♪ I don't wanna meet your girlfriend ♪
1476
01:14:55,450 --> 01:14:57,911
♪ When she calls 999... ♪
1477
01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:01,039
Talk to me, baby.
Who's it gonna be, Margaret or Bea?
1478
01:15:01,623 --> 01:15:04,584
Come on, man. Don't give me that.
We just two girls talking.
1479
01:15:04,668 --> 01:15:06,628
- I get it, though. It's tough.
- [song fades]
1480
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:08,338
Magpie's your dream girl.
1481
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:10,090
She's confident, beautiful,
1482
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:12,175
and she knows how to put out a fire
with her attire.
1483
01:15:12,258 --> 01:15:14,719
Now, Beeswax, on the other hand-- Whoo!
1484
01:15:14,803 --> 01:15:17,222
- -She's smart, funny, quick,
1485
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,391
and she got a ass
you could bounce a quarter off of.
1486
01:15:19,474 --> 01:15:21,017
- Pete.
- What?
1487
01:15:21,101 --> 01:15:24,145
I'm not objectifying Margaret.
That'd be inappropriate. That's my cousin.
1488
01:15:24,229 --> 01:15:27,482
- It's inappropriate with Bea too.
- This is deeper than I thought.
1489
01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:28,775
Hey, Sydney!
1490
01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:31,736
- My boy is in love!
- Stop, dude! Just stop.
1491
01:15:31,820 --> 01:15:33,196
- What?
- I know what you're doing.
1492
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,948
I know what you've all been doing.
1493
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,826
You set us up and we went along with it.
But it's fake.
1494
01:15:38,410 --> 01:15:40,787
It was my stepdad, right?
He can't act for shit.
1495
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:43,081
- You suck too, bro.
- That's foul, dawg.
1496
01:15:43,164 --> 01:15:46,251
- It's definitely gotta be Bea.
- I don't know, man. I don't fucking know.
1497
01:15:46,334 --> 01:15:48,253
She doesn't know what she wants.
1498
01:15:48,336 --> 01:15:50,880
She's single
for basically the first time in her life,
1499
01:15:50,964 --> 01:15:53,883
she just quit law school,
her fucking fiancé's here.
1500
01:15:53,967 --> 01:15:56,469
D-D-D-D!
Man, stop with all the white boy--
1501
01:15:56,553 --> 01:15:58,722
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Seriously.
1502
01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:01,307
Any time something gets real,
you run away,
1503
01:16:01,391 --> 01:16:04,644
call yourself a fuckboy, make an excuse,
and you just move on to the next.
1504
01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:08,481
It's Bea. You jumped off a boat for her.
1505
01:16:12,277 --> 01:16:13,445
Oh, that's perfect.
1506
01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:16,781
- They're gonna love it. Thank you so much.
- Let me get this boxed up for you.
1507
01:16:16,865 --> 01:16:18,241
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1508
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:21,536
I don't get all the pageantry of weddings.
1509
01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:23,997
If you like someone,
give them a snog, keep it to yourselves.
1510
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,208
I wore a wedding dress for Halloween
for five years in a row.
1511
01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:30,044
- Stop it.
- No, I know, it's so pathetic.
1512
01:16:31,129 --> 01:16:33,798
But I am with you now.
This is not for me.
1513
01:16:34,424 --> 01:16:36,843
- So you and Ben aren't serious?
- What?
1514
01:16:37,969 --> 01:16:39,429
No, no, it's just...
1515
01:16:40,472 --> 01:16:42,974
We're just situationally together.
1516
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,019
When I saw you last night,
I thought it might be more with you two.
1517
01:16:46,728 --> 01:16:49,105
Just... situationally.
1518
01:16:49,731 --> 01:16:51,316
- Is that an American thing?
- I don't even know.
1519
01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:54,778
So you're all right
if I have a go at him, then?
1520
01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:58,198
I feel like I might have made a mistake
letting him loose.
1521
01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:03,328
If that's not okay, just tell me.
For real.
1522
01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:07,957
I know he really likes you.
1523
01:17:12,420 --> 01:17:14,464
How do you think
I should play this with Ben?
1524
01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:17,050
- Should I wait until after the wedding?
- Um...
1525
01:17:17,550 --> 01:17:20,094
- I don't know.
- Have you guys hooked up?
1526
01:17:20,178 --> 01:17:22,013
- [Leo] Bea. You quit school?
- [Innie] Beatrice!
1527
01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:24,432
You're gonna pour gasoline
on everything you've worked for?
1528
01:17:24,516 --> 01:17:25,642
[Leo] Is there time to reenroll?
1529
01:17:25,725 --> 01:17:27,268
[Innie]
As soon as you broke up with Jonathan,
1530
01:17:27,352 --> 01:17:28,228
everything turned to pot.
1531
01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:30,480
Are you on drugs?
Because then I'd understand.
1532
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:33,274
Who told you I quit law school?
Was it Ben?
1533
01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:34,818
- You quit school?
- What?
1534
01:17:34,901 --> 01:17:37,278
- When were you gonna tell us?
- Is this to get back at us?
1535
01:17:37,362 --> 01:17:39,614
I'm sorry if we pushed you
to succeed your whole life.
1536
01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:40,907
We're such awful parents.
1537
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:43,284
- Mom, this isn't about you.
- [Innie] Yes, it is.
1538
01:17:43,368 --> 01:17:45,995
It is about us and how we won't
let you throw away your life
1539
01:17:46,079 --> 01:17:47,747
because you're going through something.
1540
01:17:47,831 --> 01:17:49,707
Everyone is always
going through something.
1541
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:51,084
It's called life.
1542
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:52,001
[Ben] Hey.
1543
01:17:54,796 --> 01:17:57,465
I can't believe you.
You told them I quit school?
1544
01:17:57,549 --> 01:17:59,926
- No, I didn't.
- He told Pete. Pete told us.
1545
01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:01,219
- Shit.
- I told you what?
1546
01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:03,930
Yeah, I told Pete,
but I didn't mean it like that.
1547
01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:06,057
- Told me what?
- They were gonna find out at some point.
1548
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,643
- That's not for you to decide.
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
1549
01:18:08,726 --> 01:18:11,396
- It doesn't matter how we found out.
- Found out what?
1550
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:12,939
[in unison] She quit law school!
1551
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,023
Oh, yeah, I knew that.
1552
01:18:14,107 --> 01:18:16,985
- You're a real shit.
- I made a mistake. I'm sorry.
1553
01:18:17,068 --> 01:18:19,988
There's a reason why you're alone.
No one can trust you.
1554
01:18:20,071 --> 01:18:22,282
- Yeah? What's your reason?
- Guys like you.
1555
01:18:23,074 --> 01:18:24,701
Keep telling yourself that.
1556
01:18:25,410 --> 01:18:27,078
- Fuck off.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1557
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:30,623
Don't do this right here, right now.
I messed this all up. It's all on me.
1558
01:18:30,707 --> 01:18:32,500
[Roger]
Why don't we all go for a swim, eh?
1559
01:18:32,584 --> 01:18:33,668
Cool off before the wedding?
1560
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:35,670
[Carol] That's a great idea. Early drinks?
1561
01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:39,382
Guys, I am so sorry,
but your plan is all ruined.
1562
01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:41,885
We are not together.
We were faking it the whole time.
1563
01:18:42,427 --> 01:18:44,679
- You knew?
- What are they even talking about?
1564
01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:48,141
We may have orchestrated a union
between the pair of them
1565
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:50,143
in order for peace to prevail
across the land.
1566
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:51,603
[Innie] You lied to us?
1567
01:18:51,686 --> 01:18:54,063
What have you been honest about lately?
1568
01:18:54,147 --> 01:18:56,941
So you lied to me too?
You're not together?
1569
01:18:57,025 --> 01:18:58,818
I could never be with someone like him.
1570
01:18:58,902 --> 01:19:02,071
- 'Cause I'm the one who fucked it up.
- You did fuck it up.
1571
01:19:02,155 --> 01:19:04,616
- I fucked it up? I fucked it up?
- You fucked it up. You--
1572
01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:06,326
- No!
- [Pete] Klonopin, no!
1573
01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:07,493
[gasping]
1574
01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:09,120
Bad dog, Klonopin.
1575
01:19:09,203 --> 01:19:12,957
I mean, good dog, you killed that shit,
but next time, read the room, K-Money.
1576
01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:15,543
I am so sorry.
1577
01:19:15,627 --> 01:19:17,462
[tense, pensive music playing]
1578
01:19:30,642 --> 01:19:31,684
Hey, uh...
1579
01:19:33,853 --> 01:19:34,687
[Jonathan] Bea.
1580
01:19:37,941 --> 01:19:39,442
[Carol] The cake's gonna be fine.
1581
01:19:39,525 --> 01:19:41,861
It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
1582
01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:46,699
[music turns hopeful]
1583
01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:18,147
- It's good?
- You're perfect.
1584
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,550
[Halle] It's fine. Just relax.
You're working yourself up.
1585
01:20:45,633 --> 01:20:49,512
[Claudia] It is not fine.
Not everything is fine, okay?
1586
01:20:49,595 --> 01:20:52,682
All we asked of them
was to come out here and celebrate us,
1587
01:20:52,765 --> 01:20:54,517
and they are ruining it.
1588
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,936
And all weekend, I have been so stressed,
1589
01:20:57,020 --> 01:21:00,064
and you've been more worried about
what's going on with Bea than with me.
1590
01:21:00,148 --> 01:21:02,025
You've been more concerned
about your planning.
1591
01:21:02,108 --> 01:21:04,360
Are you marrying me or your itinerary?
1592
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:09,699
Well, if that's how you feel,
then why are we even doing this?
1593
01:21:12,118 --> 01:21:14,537
I don't know. You tell me.
1594
01:21:14,620 --> 01:21:16,622
[music fades]
1595
01:21:22,962 --> 01:21:24,714
There's one last thing we need to fake.
1596
01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:28,926
["Connecting Dots" playing]
1597
01:21:33,431 --> 01:21:36,017
♪ Wait ♪
1598
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:39,729
♪ Wait a second... ♪
1599
01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:41,814
[chattering indistinctly]
1600
01:21:42,899 --> 01:21:44,317
- Such a good day.
- It is.
1601
01:21:45,276 --> 01:21:46,360
So happy for you.
1602
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:51,032
- [Leo] So beautiful. I love you too.
- Thank you.
1603
01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:55,203
Claudia, Halle.
1604
01:21:56,204 --> 01:21:58,414
We're assholes. We're really sorry.
1605
01:21:58,498 --> 01:22:01,417
I'm a terrible sister,
and he's a terrible friend.
1606
01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:05,213
It's your guys' big day.
We're not gonna mess it up. We promise.
1607
01:22:05,296 --> 01:22:06,380
[Claudia] Uh-huh.
1608
01:22:06,464 --> 01:22:09,133
But just so you both know,
if you fuck up today,
1609
01:22:09,217 --> 01:22:11,469
the something I borrowed is a knife.
1610
01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:12,929
And it's shiny and new.
1611
01:22:15,223 --> 01:22:20,061
♪ The more I know you ♪
1612
01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:24,982
♪ The more I hate you ♪
1613
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:31,114
♪ I do ♪
1614
01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:37,537
♪ I spend my time connecting dots ♪
1615
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:42,166
♪ With resolve to
Do just what you do ♪
1616
01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:47,922
♪ I grew acquainted
With not hearing myself♪
1617
01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:52,426
♪ The commotion became my devotion... ♪
1618
01:22:58,307 --> 01:23:00,560
[Roger] Love is intoxicating.
1619
01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:03,771
It envelops you, it tickles you,
1620
01:23:04,522 --> 01:23:06,440
and it makes you feel
like you can walk on air.
1621
01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:08,484
It's like this wind.
1622
01:23:08,568 --> 01:23:10,945
It's in your bones. It's in your breath.
1623
01:23:11,028 --> 01:23:12,989
It's in every beat of your heart.
1624
01:23:13,072 --> 01:23:15,616
You can't look for it,
you can't describe it,
1625
01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:17,285
and you can't escape it.
1626
01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:20,788
[Claudia] Halle, I love you so much.
1627
01:23:21,581 --> 01:23:23,124
And I don't think I say it enough.
1628
01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:27,837
You are the yin to my yang,
peanut butter to my jelly.
1629
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,173
And I will love you forever and always.
1630
01:23:30,798 --> 01:23:34,343
Claudia,
I love you with so much of my heart
1631
01:23:35,178 --> 01:23:36,971
that none is left to protest.
1632
01:23:37,054 --> 01:23:38,264
That's very good.
1633
01:23:38,890 --> 01:23:39,849
I just made it up.
1634
01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:41,350
[both chuckle]
1635
01:23:41,434 --> 01:23:42,685
- [Pete] Klonopin.
- [barks]
1636
01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:53,988
I now pronounce you married!
1637
01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:55,823
[cheering and whooping]
1638
01:24:02,914 --> 01:24:05,917
[playing "Canon in D"]
1639
01:24:17,470 --> 01:24:20,473
[upbeat music playing]
1640
01:24:21,641 --> 01:24:24,644
[indistinct chatter and laughter]
1641
01:24:30,483 --> 01:24:32,235
Oh, look. There she is.
1642
01:24:33,945 --> 01:24:35,363
Oh, hey, parents.
1643
01:24:35,446 --> 01:24:37,782
Is that Tasmania? Yeah.
1644
01:24:39,325 --> 01:24:40,993
How are you doing, honey?
1645
01:24:41,077 --> 01:24:44,247
I am so sorry
I lied to you guys about school.
1646
01:24:44,330 --> 01:24:46,207
I didn't want
to disappoint you guys again.
1647
01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:49,502
- If you just told us, we could've--
- Tried to talk me out of it?
1648
01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:52,129
No. Maybe we could have supported you.
1649
01:24:52,213 --> 01:24:54,924
- I know this is scary for you guys.
- [Innie] Yeah.
1650
01:24:55,007 --> 01:24:58,803
But it's scary for me too,
and I gotta figure it out on my own.
1651
01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:03,057
I know that every now and then
we might come off as a little--
1652
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,850
- Controlling?
- [Innie] No.
1653
01:25:04,934 --> 01:25:06,435
- Overbearing?
- [Leo] No.
1654
01:25:06,519 --> 01:25:07,353
Batshit crazy?
1655
01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:09,272
- Yes.
- Yes, that's it.
1656
01:25:09,355 --> 01:25:12,316
But only because we love you so much.
1657
01:25:14,819 --> 01:25:15,903
[Leo] Love you.
1658
01:25:15,987 --> 01:25:18,447
["Lancaster Nights" playing]
1659
01:25:19,073 --> 01:25:20,366
[all] Cheers!
1660
01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,118
- To us!
- To us!
1661
01:25:23,202 --> 01:25:24,036
♪ Yeah ♪
1662
01:25:26,664 --> 01:25:28,833
♪ We're back in New York... ♪
1663
01:25:36,382 --> 01:25:38,634
[cheering]
1664
01:25:38,718 --> 01:25:40,886
♪ You were smoking in the hallway ♪
1665
01:25:40,970 --> 01:25:43,556
♪ The moment that you saw me ♪
1666
01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:47,184
♪ Stumbling up the stairs to the show ♪
1667
01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:50,229
♪ Yeah
You wore a chain link necklace... ♪
1668
01:25:50,313 --> 01:25:53,107
- I think we have to use that now.
- I know.
1669
01:25:53,190 --> 01:25:55,359
- Hey, aunt. Do you mind if I steal him?
- Yes?
1670
01:25:55,443 --> 01:25:58,863
- Uh, not at all. Go ahead. Have fun.
- Do you mind?
1671
01:25:58,946 --> 01:26:01,157
♪ Who is this trendy girl... ♪
1672
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:02,074
Hey.
1673
01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:04,660
Hi.
1674
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,747
Where's Beau?
1675
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:08,956
He buggered off.
1676
01:26:09,707 --> 01:26:12,793
He said he saw a wave
he couldn't morally not surf.
1677
01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:14,503
I'm sorry.
1678
01:26:15,129 --> 01:26:16,505
It was never really anything.
1679
01:26:16,589 --> 01:26:18,090
[song fades]
1680
01:26:18,174 --> 01:26:19,175
And you and Bea.
1681
01:26:19,884 --> 01:26:22,011
She said you were just "situational."
1682
01:26:22,094 --> 01:26:23,721
[pensive music playing]
1683
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:25,014
She said that?
1684
01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:25,973
[laughing]
1685
01:26:26,057 --> 01:26:29,060
[music turns poignant]
1686
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,066
Yeah.
1687
01:26:37,902 --> 01:26:38,778
Are you good?
1688
01:26:38,861 --> 01:26:41,697
Yeah. We know
it's been a tough weekend for you.
1689
01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:44,367
[sighs] I don't know.
1690
01:26:44,450 --> 01:26:46,535
And these last few days
1691
01:26:46,619 --> 01:26:49,622
really made me realize
how much I miss you.
1692
01:26:52,083 --> 01:26:54,377
Why don't you just go for a walk,
clear your head?
1693
01:26:54,460 --> 01:26:57,046
- Yeah. We'll go with you.
- No, we won't. No.
1694
01:26:57,129 --> 01:26:59,924
I love you, but this is our wedding, so...
1695
01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:01,384
Are you sure?
1696
01:27:01,467 --> 01:27:02,676
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1697
01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:05,721
I might go and do some people-watching.
1698
01:27:05,805 --> 01:27:06,806
Just not...
1699
01:27:08,140 --> 01:27:09,308
these people.
1700
01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:13,396
Thank you.
1701
01:27:19,276 --> 01:27:20,111
Bye.
1702
01:27:22,613 --> 01:27:24,156
- [sighs]
- Wow.
1703
01:27:25,825 --> 01:27:26,659
Ben.
1704
01:27:30,621 --> 01:27:32,289
["Lancaster Nights" fades in]
1705
01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:34,375
I wanted this for so long.
1706
01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:36,961
♪ And you're there... ♪
1707
01:27:37,044 --> 01:27:39,046
But I think
I'm just holding on to a memory.
1708
01:27:40,506 --> 01:27:41,674
And, also, I--
1709
01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:43,801
[poignant music playing]
1710
01:27:45,845 --> 01:27:46,846
I'm sorry.
1711
01:27:47,638 --> 01:27:48,806
I'm so sorry.
1712
01:27:52,810 --> 01:27:55,813
[poignant music continues]
1713
01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:34,518
- [Halle] Never seen Bea like this before.
- [Claudia] Really?
1714
01:28:35,269 --> 01:28:37,855
You were the one who said
there's a thin line between love and hate.
1715
01:28:38,606 --> 01:28:41,192
I wasn't the first person
to say that, but, yeah.
1716
01:28:41,275 --> 01:28:42,234
I know it sounds crazy,
1717
01:28:42,318 --> 01:28:44,069
but even when they were
yapping at each other,
1718
01:28:44,153 --> 01:28:46,155
I've never seen Bea happier.
1719
01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:47,323
[Claudia] Same with Ben.
1720
01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:50,951
Hey, stepfather. May I have a word?
1721
01:28:51,035 --> 01:28:54,121
Yes, but make it quick, son.
I promised my lady a dance.
1722
01:28:54,205 --> 01:28:55,998
But don't tell your mother. [laughs]
1723
01:28:56,081 --> 01:28:58,292
- [lilting music playing]
- Ha-ha-ha. You're so clever.
1724
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,002
You know who's also clever? Ben.
1725
01:29:01,128 --> 01:29:03,214
You know who else
would be perfect for Ben?
1726
01:29:03,297 --> 01:29:06,175
That mumbly girl who always
looks like she's got a secret.
1727
01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:08,552
- You know her name is Bea!
- That was a callback!
1728
01:29:08,636 --> 01:29:10,846
- Will you stop?
- [music stops]
1729
01:29:10,930 --> 01:29:12,473
- Stop.
- Ah!
1730
01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:14,808
How ya going, mate? How ya going, Ben?
1731
01:29:14,892 --> 01:29:16,810
- [Ben] And you too.
- What?
1732
01:29:16,894 --> 01:29:21,440
Just enough with the loud talking
and the overhearing. Just stop.
1733
01:29:21,524 --> 01:29:24,235
- We didn't know you were standing there.
- We didn't know you were listening.
1734
01:29:24,318 --> 01:29:25,361
We did.
1735
01:29:25,444 --> 01:29:28,113
- Squarely a performance for one.
- And we nailed it too.
1736
01:29:28,197 --> 01:29:29,240
What is with you people?
1737
01:29:29,323 --> 01:29:34,286
This entire weekend, I have been lied to
and manipulated and puppeteered.
1738
01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:36,163
I don't know what is real and what is not.
1739
01:29:36,247 --> 01:29:37,873
Mate, I know you're a little blurry,
1740
01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:40,626
but I meant
what I said up there about love.
1741
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:42,670
It's too precious a resource to be wasted.
1742
01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:46,799
I haven't seen her. Is she, uh...?
1743
01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:48,717
She went on a walk a while ago.
1744
01:29:48,801 --> 01:29:50,678
After she saw you kissing Margaret.
1745
01:29:51,637 --> 01:29:52,471
What?
1746
01:29:53,347 --> 01:29:56,225
No, I didn't kiss Margaret.
Margaret kissed me. I backed up.
1747
01:29:56,308 --> 01:29:58,477
- I don't wanna be with Margaret.
- Just stop it.
1748
01:29:58,561 --> 01:30:00,312
You gorgeous idiot.
1749
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:03,440
Run. Don't wait on love. Fight for it.
1750
01:30:03,524 --> 01:30:05,901
[Roger]
And don't worry about the age difference.
1751
01:30:05,985 --> 01:30:06,819
I'm 29.
1752
01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:09,780
[scoffs] Honey, no one's 29.
1753
01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:11,198
Do you know where she went?
1754
01:30:11,282 --> 01:30:13,867
She said she wanted to walk around,
do some people-watching.
1755
01:30:13,951 --> 01:30:16,245
That's what she said? People-watching?
1756
01:30:16,328 --> 01:30:19,331
I think it was more of a euphemism
for crying alone.
1757
01:30:20,583 --> 01:30:23,127
- No. It's not.
- [hopeful music playing]
1758
01:30:23,210 --> 01:30:24,837
I think I know where she might be.
1759
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,505
Then good God, man, go get her.
1760
01:30:26,589 --> 01:30:29,174
Scour the city, block by block.
Scan the grid.
1761
01:30:29,258 --> 01:30:30,843
First north-south, then east-west.
1762
01:30:30,926 --> 01:30:33,554
- Leo, I know exactly where she is.
- Oh, that makes it a lot easier.
1763
01:30:40,352 --> 01:30:42,313
[Ben] I just need to find my moving train.
1764
01:30:45,316 --> 01:30:46,650
What's going on here?
1765
01:30:46,734 --> 01:30:48,360
- Is that coffee?
- Uh, yeah.
1766
01:30:49,194 --> 01:30:50,279
Okay.
1767
01:30:51,238 --> 01:30:52,406
- Oh.
- Wha--?
1768
01:30:53,657 --> 01:30:57,119
[Ben] Call Harbour Rescue!
1769
01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:58,329
[all exclaim]
1770
01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:01,123
Ben! Oh, my God!
1771
01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:06,128
["Bottle Rocket" playing]
1772
01:31:08,213 --> 01:31:09,673
- Nose to toes.
- What? No!
1773
01:31:09,757 --> 01:31:11,008
- Oh, God.
- Are you crazy?
1774
01:31:13,260 --> 01:31:17,306
♪ Hit me where it hurts
Please do make me feel it ♪
1775
01:31:18,349 --> 01:31:19,892
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1776
01:31:21,435 --> 01:31:25,522
♪ Yeah, I stole from you
But I kept all your secrets ♪
1777
01:31:26,732 --> 01:31:27,816
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1778
01:31:29,068 --> 01:31:33,238
♪ And I was sixteen
Feeling like I can't be stopped ♪
1779
01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:37,117
♪ I was a bottle rocket
Shooting for the stars ♪
1780
01:31:37,201 --> 01:31:40,704
♪ For the stars ♪
1781
01:31:40,788 --> 01:31:42,081
I need to ask you a favor.
1782
01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:47,294
♪ You make me want to rip my head off... ♪
1783
01:31:49,672 --> 01:31:52,007
Whoo!
1784
01:31:52,091 --> 01:31:54,510
♪ I am unwritten ♪
1785
01:31:55,094 --> 01:31:58,097
["Bottle Rocket" continues]
1786
01:32:11,402 --> 01:32:13,737
♪ We were lightning in a soda can ♪
1787
01:32:13,821 --> 01:32:15,656
♪ Cramped up in that '98 ♪
1788
01:32:15,739 --> 01:32:17,991
♪ The world was everything around us ♪
1789
01:32:18,075 --> 01:32:19,868
♪ When we got us, that's all it takes ♪
1790
01:32:19,952 --> 01:32:23,956
♪ And that dorm room we stayed in
ls a sore thumb to me ♪
1791
01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:27,376
♪ But it forced me to say how I feel... ♪
1792
01:32:27,459 --> 01:32:30,295
Why don't you just pick people up by boat?
1793
01:32:30,379 --> 01:32:31,714
Just go get the girl.
1794
01:32:32,798 --> 01:32:33,799
Thank you.
1795
01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:39,221
♪ You make me want to rip my head off♪
1796
01:32:39,972 --> 01:32:43,934
♪ And you make me want to scream... ♪
1797
01:32:44,017 --> 01:32:45,018
Excuse me!
1798
01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:46,603
Excuse me!
1799
01:32:47,187 --> 01:32:50,816
♪ It wasn't much
But it meant everything to me ♪
1800
01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:01,702
I didn't kiss Margaret. She kissed me.
1801
01:33:01,785 --> 01:33:03,829
I know that's a bullshit excuse,
but it's true.
1802
01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:05,205
[song fades]
1803
01:33:05,831 --> 01:33:07,750
I couldn't find a moving train.
1804
01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:09,501
Sorry, it's the best I could do.
1805
01:33:10,294 --> 01:33:11,962
Are you out of your mind?
1806
01:33:12,045 --> 01:33:13,046
Yeah.
1807
01:33:13,130 --> 01:33:15,257
Because it's been two years since we met
1808
01:33:15,340 --> 01:33:17,301
and I haven't spent
every single day with you.
1809
01:33:17,384 --> 01:33:19,762
- That's the sign of a crazy person.
- [tender music playing]
1810
01:33:19,845 --> 01:33:22,556
I hated you.
I didn't really give you a choice.
1811
01:33:22,639 --> 01:33:24,016
I definitely didn't hate you.
1812
01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:25,976
Even though you called me a bitch.
1813
01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:27,853
I said you were acting like a bitch.
1814
01:33:27,936 --> 01:33:29,062
No, I was a bitch.
1815
01:33:30,439 --> 01:33:32,691
The way I handled everything.
The way I handled the first night.
1816
01:33:32,775 --> 01:33:34,067
The way I handled last night.
1817
01:33:35,235 --> 01:33:36,653
Yeah, it wasn't really awesome.
1818
01:33:37,780 --> 01:33:39,031
Why did you leave?
1819
01:33:40,407 --> 01:33:41,992
I thought you were gonna regret it.
1820
01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:45,579
And I couldn't face the idea
of losing someone else that I...
1821
01:33:47,122 --> 01:33:48,248
I really loved.
1822
01:33:50,959 --> 01:33:53,879
Last night was the first thing
I haven't regretted in a long time.
1823
01:33:57,299 --> 01:33:58,884
I love the way we fight.
1824
01:33:58,967 --> 01:34:01,011
I love how smart you are.
1825
01:34:01,094 --> 01:34:04,556
I love the weird way
you stick your hands down my pants.
1826
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:07,309
And I love how you know
what you don't want.
1827
01:34:08,644 --> 01:34:09,853
And if it's not me...
1828
01:34:10,854 --> 01:34:15,150
if I don't check all your boxes,
if I'm not the one, I get it.
1829
01:34:17,319 --> 01:34:20,489
But that would really,
really fucking suck.
1830
01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:28,664
So you gonna kiss me now?
1831
01:34:30,791 --> 01:34:32,709
Yeah. I am.
1832
01:34:34,336 --> 01:34:37,339
[music intensifies]
1833
01:34:46,348 --> 01:34:48,892
That's a lot of running for Mr. No Cardio.
1834
01:34:48,976 --> 01:34:51,019
Yeah, I'm dying. I need some air.
1835
01:35:00,153 --> 01:35:02,155
[fireworks exploding]
1836
01:35:03,532 --> 01:35:04,867
[all exclaiming]
1837
01:35:13,375 --> 01:35:15,961
["Unwritten" playing over speakers]
1838
01:35:24,177 --> 01:35:27,097
♪ I am unwritten ♪
1839
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:29,433
♪ Can't read my mind ♪
1840
01:35:29,516 --> 01:35:31,685
♪ I'm undefined ♪
1841
01:35:33,729 --> 01:35:36,565
♪ I'm just beginning ♪
1842
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:39,067
♪ The pen's in my hand ♪
1843
01:35:39,151 --> 01:35:41,778
♪ Ending's unplanned ♪
1844
01:35:42,654 --> 01:35:46,033
♪ Staring at the blank page before you ♪
1845
01:35:46,116 --> 01:35:48,452
♪ Open up the dirty window ♪
1846
01:35:48,535 --> 01:35:52,164
♪ Let the sun illuminate
The words that you could not find... ♪
1847
01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:55,167
How do you know my serenity song?
How do they know my serenity song?
1848
01:35:55,709 --> 01:35:58,045
♪ So close you can almost taste it ♪
1849
01:35:58,128 --> 01:36:00,130
♪ Release your inhibitions ♪
1850
01:36:00,213 --> 01:36:02,341
♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪
1851
01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:04,843
♪ No one else can feel it for you ♪
1852
01:36:04,927 --> 01:36:07,179
♪ Only you can let it in ♪
1853
01:36:07,262 --> 01:36:09,306
♪ No one else, no one else ♪
1854
01:36:09,389 --> 01:36:12,059
♪ Can speak the words on your lips ♪
1855
01:36:12,142 --> 01:36:14,478
♪ Drench yourself in words unspoken ♪
1856
01:36:14,561 --> 01:36:16,813
♪ Live your life with arms wide open ♪
1857
01:36:16,897 --> 01:36:19,816
♪ Today is where your book begins ♪
1858
01:36:19,900 --> 01:36:22,361
♪ The rest is still unwritten ♪
1859
01:36:24,154 --> 01:36:26,990
♪ I break tradition ♪
1860
01:36:27,074 --> 01:36:29,284
♪ Sometimes my tries ♪
1861
01:36:29,368 --> 01:36:33,288
♪ Are outside the lines, yeah ♪
1862
01:36:33,372 --> 01:36:36,500
♪ We've been conditioned ♪
1863
01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:38,210
♪ To not make mistakes ♪
1864
01:36:38,835 --> 01:36:41,922
♪ But I can't live that way ♪
1865
01:36:42,714 --> 01:36:45,884
♪ Staring at the blank page before you ♪
1866
01:36:45,968 --> 01:36:48,220
♪ Open up the dirty window ♪
1867
01:36:48,303 --> 01:36:52,307
♪ Let the sun illuminate
The words that you could not find ♪
1868
01:36:52,391 --> 01:36:55,644
♪ Reaching for something in the distance ♪
1869
01:36:55,727 --> 01:36:57,938
♪ So close you can almost taste it ♪
1870
01:36:58,021 --> 01:36:59,940
[koala] Please leave me alone.
1871
01:37:00,023 --> 01:37:02,567
♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪
1872
01:37:02,651 --> 01:37:04,653
♪ No one else can feel it for you ♪
1873
01:37:04,736 --> 01:37:06,905
[barking]
1874
01:37:07,531 --> 01:37:09,449
♪ No one else, no one else ♪
1875
01:37:09,533 --> 01:37:11,868
♪ Can speak the words on your lips ♪
1876
01:37:11,952 --> 01:37:14,454
♪ Drench yourself in words unspoken ♪
1877
01:37:14,538 --> 01:37:16,957
♪ Live your life with arms wide open ♪
1878
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:19,876
♪ Today is where your book begins ♪
1879
01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:22,421
♪ The rest is still unwritten ♪
1880
01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:25,549
Sorry you almost called off your wedding
because of all of our bullshit.
1881
01:37:25,632 --> 01:37:27,342
- [both] What?
- What?
1882
01:37:27,426 --> 01:37:29,302
- I saw you arguing on the porch.
- Oh, no, no.
1883
01:37:29,386 --> 01:37:32,222
We staged a fake fight
so you guys would feel bad and make up.
1884
01:37:32,305 --> 01:37:34,516
Are you marrying
your precious itinerary or me?
1885
01:37:34,599 --> 01:37:37,477
Well, if that's how you feel,
I don't know why we're doing this anymore.
1886
01:37:39,604 --> 01:37:40,689
Thank you very much.
1887
01:37:40,772 --> 01:37:41,773
Puppets.
1888
01:37:42,357 --> 01:37:45,193
- We're just puppets.
- Yep.
1889
01:37:45,277 --> 01:37:48,572
♪ Staring at the blank page before you ♪
1890
01:37:48,655 --> 01:37:50,949
♪ Open up the dirty window ♪
1891
01:37:51,033 --> 01:37:54,911
♪ Let the sun illuminate
The words that you could not find ♪
1892
01:37:54,995 --> 01:37:57,998
♪ Reaching for something in the distance ♪
1893
01:37:58,081 --> 01:38:00,417
♪ So close you can almost taste it ♪
1894
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:04,796
♪ Release your inhibitions ♪
1895
01:38:06,048 --> 01:38:08,592
♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪
1896
01:38:08,675 --> 01:38:13,138
♪ No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in ♪
1897
01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:15,640
♪ No one else, no one else ♪
1898
01:38:15,724 --> 01:38:18,101
♪ Can speak the words on your lips ♪
1899
01:38:18,185 --> 01:38:20,687
♪ Drench yourself in words unspoken ♪
1900
01:38:20,771 --> 01:38:23,065
♪ Live your life with arms wide open ♪
1901
01:38:23,148 --> 01:38:25,942
♪ Today is where your book begins ♪
1902
01:38:26,026 --> 01:38:28,487
♪ The rest is still unwritten ♪
1903
01:38:28,570 --> 01:38:30,697
[cheering]
1904
01:38:30,781 --> 01:38:32,532
♪ The rest is still unwritten ♪
1905
01:38:32,532 --> 01:38:33,241
♪ The rest is still unwritten ♪
1906
01:38:33,325 --> 01:38:35,410
- [song ends]
- ["The Vacationer" playing]
1907
01:38:35,494 --> 01:38:38,747
♪ I took the long way back on my feet ♪
1908
01:38:38,830 --> 01:38:42,918
♪ Across town
With crooked legs and staggered beat ♪
1909
01:38:43,710 --> 01:38:47,714
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
1910
01:38:47,798 --> 01:38:51,093
♪ I hit the streets in vacant alleyways ♪
1911
01:38:51,176 --> 01:38:55,430
♪ Jump the gate
And watch the city change its shape ♪
1912
01:38:56,014 --> 01:39:00,602
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
1913
01:39:00,685 --> 01:39:04,689
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
1914
01:39:04,773 --> 01:39:08,735
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far♪
1915
01:39:08,819 --> 01:39:12,823
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
1916
01:39:12,906 --> 01:39:17,244
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far♪
1917
01:39:20,205 --> 01:39:23,416
♪ See, now you're not as clever
As you thought ♪
1918
01:39:24,209 --> 01:39:28,296
♪ Everyone's a kidder
When they're caught ♪
1919
01:39:28,380 --> 01:39:32,342
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
1920
01:39:32,425 --> 01:39:35,971
♪ Oh, but you got to know
It's not the same ♪
1921
01:39:36,555 --> 01:39:41,476
♪ It creates no good
But it's part of the game ♪
1922
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:45,438
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
1923
01:39:49,526 --> 01:39:53,488
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
1924
01:39:53,572 --> 01:39:57,450
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far♪
1925
01:39:57,534 --> 01:40:01,496
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
1926
01:40:01,580 --> 01:40:08,587
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far♪
1927
01:40:12,924 --> 01:40:16,386
♪ Too far♪
1928
01:40:29,774 --> 01:40:33,987
♪ You left your shoes at my front door♪
1929
01:40:34,070 --> 01:40:38,200
♪ Said you'd be back
But I've heard it before ♪
1930
01:40:38,283 --> 01:40:41,870
♪ Three days but it felt like more ♪
1931
01:40:42,454 --> 01:40:46,625
♪ Three days but it felt like more ♪
1932
01:40:46,708 --> 01:40:52,214
♪ Three days but it felt like more ♪
1933
01:40:55,842 --> 01:40:59,930
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
1934
01:41:00,013 --> 01:41:03,975
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far♪
1935
01:41:04,059 --> 01:41:08,063
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
1936
01:41:08,146 --> 01:41:11,858
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far♪
1937
01:41:11,942 --> 01:41:15,946
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
1938
01:41:16,029 --> 01:41:20,367
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far♪
1939
01:41:20,450 --> 01:41:24,412
♪ You got a lot to
You let it go too far♪
1940
01:41:24,496 --> 01:41:30,794
♪ You let it go too far
You let it go too far♪
1941
01:41:38,551 --> 01:41:40,553
[song fades]
1942
01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:43,014
[smooth hip-hop music playing]
1943
01:43:27,744 --> 01:43:29,746
[music fades]
1944
01:43:31,164 --> 01:43:32,540
[man snoring]
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