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How are you?

Okay. We've got some guests.

Oh, hi.

How are you?

Fine. How are you?

We have Sean, Marsha, Rajit, and Jack.

We're not early, are we? Oh, no. People come and go here. Some have already came

and went.

Oh, yeah.

Where are my magazines?

Let me take care of your fee. A hundred to cover all of us? Okay.

That's fine. Thank you, sir. But my magazine?

It's in the mail. Oh, okay. Come on. It's the two say every time.

I'm Rita Ricardo.

Yeah, so I'm glad to finally meet you.

And this must be Johnny.

Yeah.

You must have something special in here.

Honey, that's not Johnny.

Johnny's in the car.

Oh, okay. How you doing?

How you doing? But since you're not Johnny, you're going to have to pay a

fee. Oh, how much is it? $20.

Oh, no problem. Finally. Okay.

Come here.

Hi, how are you doing? Oh, great.

That's good.

You look lovely as usual. Thank you.

Well, I feel a little overdressed.

Well, this is my usual get-up, you know. You look great. That's really darling.

We have some great entertainment for you tonight.

Really? Rita, Ricardo, and Johnny.

Who are they?

Well, Rita, Ricardo.

Is she related to Ricky and Lucy Ricardo?

No, no. Come on, I'll just show you.

Here's your donation. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

What are you doing?

What the hell is this?

It's no joke, baby.

This is for real.

What kind of a place is this?

Swing house.

Swing house, huh?

Is there any more people here?

Where did you get these guys?

I was just out front waiting to come in and they showed up.

Look, we don't have a place to stay.

So if you don't behave yourself, we'll blow your head off.

Show us to them.

Slowly.

What's this?

Have a seat.

I said have a seat.

Sit down.

Who are you?

Never mind.

Wait a minute. Didn't I hear about you on the radio?

You might have.

Murderers? Escape from prison?

Maybe. I don't want to blow your head off now. Just be quiet, all right?

Are you expecting any more people?

A few.

Do you have any sign that says closed?

I have one that says closed by the police.

That's good.

I want you to put that sign on.

But if you make any false move, you're going to find a lot of blood in this

room.

I'm going to allow you to go and put a sign on.

Now go.

I put the sign up. Nobody's coming.

Good.

So you're swingers, huh?

So you guys are swingers, huh?

What are you?

Entertainer.

Entertainer.

That's good.

Why don't you entertain us a little bit? Let's give her some room.

Come on, move, move.

Okay. First, I want to tell you about my show.

Have any of you heard of Johnny Canuck?

Johnny Canuck is a Canadian cartoon character.

I read him as a little girl.

Johnny Canuck works as a lumberjack.

He's big.

He's blonde.

And very, very handsome.

Johnny's a real mancho type.

Says a lot of things like, Hey, bye.

How about a beer?

Winters get worse and worse in Canada.

And I spend more and more time down here.

And I think I'm losing my Canadian accent.

It's all right, eh?

Anyhow, as I grew up,

I started having trouble with the men in my life.

I began to fantasize about Johnny Canuck.

He would not have been my father.

But at the same time, I got tired of splitting my pay on sex shows.

So Johnny Rubber came into being.

Johnny Rubber is a lot like Johnny Canuck.

As a matter of fact,

Johnny Rubber is even more of a man than Johnny Canuck.

He has those parts that Johnny Canuck does not have.

And I know they're just like Johnny's would be.

However, even Johnny Rubber is not perfect.

We've been playing in San Francisco for quite a while, and he wants to be Johnny

Leather.

So I told him to do a real good show.

People would treat us right.

And I bought him a leather suit to take back to Canada with.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Would you like some of that, Tom?

It's yours as good as his.

That's right.

I'll share mine if you'll share yours.

Thank you, Mom.

Maybe later.

Well,

I love John's car. Uh huh.

I love you.

Ah.

be our entertainers now.

You three, start undressing.

You suck his cock.

And all of you girls play with each other.

Excuse me.

Yes. Save this one for me.

Okay, you can have it.

I'll get you later.

Now, before you get a cut, go there. Join him.

You too.

Go there.

Bye. Bye.

Mm.

Oh, oh, oh.

I want to see Daisy change.

Who wants to?

Now.

That's it.

You two keep talking there. Keep talking.

Oh, shit.

Got it in my eyes.

I'll clean it for you.

You're coming back.

So you think that's funny, huh?

So do I.

Thanks, Greg.

You two

gentlemen,

get that quilt.

Well, look.

I think I'm going to get on this. Why don't you cover me?

Here, go. Hey.

What about me?

I thought you said you were going to be taking care of me.

I did, didn't I?

Yeah. Well, I changed my mind.

Let's go sit over there.

What?

I said, why don't you go sit over there? I'm moving.

Well.

man enough to join us?

No.

you tell us about your escape?

Well, my friend there here is very strong, and he got the gun on a bear

hat, and I took his gun.

And what did you do with the guards? Did you hurt them?

The reason I'm asking is that I'm a magazine owner, and I want to do a story

on your adventure.

Well, we used him as the hostage.

So you used him as a hostage to get out of county jail.

What did you do with him after that?

Did you kill him?

I did not kill anybody.

Yet.

You got me guilty, didn't you?

Wait a minute.

You're telling us that you're not guilty?

That's right, man. We're not guilty.

Well, if you're not guilty, then why were you convicted and why were you in

jail?

I'm sick and tired of telling my story.

You tell him, Bush.

Okay.

Well, one day we pulled into a gas station to get some gas and we gathered

up what change we could because we didn't have much money.

We put whatever gas we could in the car, and somebody was in the back recording

the license plates. That's how they do the procedures at night.

And someone came in after us and killed everybody, robbed the place, and were

framed.

Now, what you're saying is that all the evidence the police had was the fact

that your license plate was the last one listed.

You know, I think I believe you both.

I believe them, too.

You're not putting me on just because I have a gun in my hands, huh?

No.

These people don't believe us. Nobody does.

I think they're telling the truth. They don't have any reason to lie.

That's right, they don't.

Well, I still got my doubts.

I don't give a shit.

That's enough talking.

You're going to do some serious fucking now.

Entertainer, we need the room.

Take Johnny out of here.

Yeah, I believe you too.

I'd like to fuck you.

And suck your cock.

Never mind. We need the room. Take Johnny out of here.

Carlos, how are things at the ranch?

Well, Hutch, not so bad.

Business-wise, we're doing okay.

But I'm having some problem with the help.

You remember Jack, the guy that's very strong? Oh, yeah. Well, him and Bill,

his cousin, they quit on me. They went to work in Texas. They're in the oil

fields now.

Oh, boy.

Speaking of strong men, we had a situation happen down at the jail last

night where there was a very powerful prisoner overpowered one of the guards

and him and another prisoner escaped.

RTV jail was one of your cases? It was one of my cases. And the sad part of the

story is that the men were innocent.

Innocent? Uh-huh. And how come you sent them to jail?

Well, the public defender convinced them to plead guilty in front of me.

How did you know they were innocent?

Well, while the men were in jail, while there was two gas station robberies that

were identical to what they had committed, so the police came up with

some new evidence, and we knew.

You were going to release them?

Oh, yeah, I'd already signed the release form to have them released.

Just before they broke out? Yes, before they broke out.

Hutch, things happen in your court.

You know something?

I could use a couple of very strong guys in my ranch now.

Jesus, that's so good.

What's this?

Is this a joke?

No, it's no joke.

No, no joke.

It's for real.

What's going on?

We'll see.

These gentlemen are escaped convicts, but I believe they're innocent.

However, they feel they have to hold us hostage, so we have no choice.

They say they were framed.

What do we have to do?

Why are they holding us? What are we going to do?

We're at their mercy.

You're just going to fuck and suck.

That's what I'm here for.

Do I him, him, him, or you?

Just relax, baby. Relax.

We're having a good show here.

What's your name?

Jack.

You know how to do the wheelbarrow? Yes, I do.

Would you like to do it?

Gladly. Pick a girl from there.

What's your biggest fantasy?

What is it?

Two women eating each other while I fuck them.

Take your choice and do it here.

Bridget? Kathy?

Aren't we, uh...

Have a little free time.

Why don't you lay down there on the back.

Kathy, you sit down.

I think you're chilly.

Hello?

You don't need to yell, huh?

Okay.

Oh, no!

You look like a hot number.

Can you take two guys?

Well, me?

Yes. I would do it for you with great pleasure.

Well, pick two of them.

Oh.

I'll pick him.

And you.

The rest of you, move out of there.

He needs the room.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Even better the ones I've seen at the exteriors.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

How about you?

Would you like to fuck me?

I just might.

In a different circumstance.

You know, if you got rid of that toy, you could fuck me.

Nobody's gonna hurt you now.

This is not a toy.

I've heard that before.

And I don't bite.

Why can't you believe that I really want to fuck you?

A woman like you have looked down to me many times.

What's the difference now?

I would also like to fuck you.

I also find you very attractive.

Me too. I think you're very masculine.

Thank you.

But I think that's all because... Again.

Have you ever asked any of those pretty girls to fuck you?

No, not really.

I'm kind of a shy.

That's what I thought.

You look like the shy type.

But if you had asked those pretty girls, you'd be getting an awful lot of pussy.

Do you really mean it?

Yes, I believe it.

I'd fuck you anytime.

That is too good to be true.

There's one thing you should know.

These girls are telling you the truth.

Not one of them is a whore.

They're swingers.

These girls deal in pleasure.

Happiness. Happiness is the true secret of the world.

Well, excuse me, sir.

But I am in a world that I don't know anything about.

Then why don't you join us?

Now you could just... Get right in.

Join us. Hold it.

Go back. Sit.

Go.

I'm not going to fall for that trick.

Is there anything I can do to convince you?

Maybe you prefer me.

Or maybe I could show you something.

Well, hello.

Hey, Carlos. Hi, Carlos.

Hi, hi.

Who the hell are you? You're Bushy, right? My name is Carlos. I'm a friend.

Paco.

Congratulations, gentlemen.

A swinging place.

That's the ideal place to be hiding.

Would you believe the whole police are looking for those two guys?

Yeah, we know.

They broke out of jail 30 minutes before they were going to be released.

I knew they were innocent. I had that feeling.

Well,

what do they do now, though? What happens to them? Well, the situation is

very strange.

He is very strong.

He has overpowered one of the guards who was arrested very strong.

Congratulations.

He took the gun of the guy and took away.

Those guys are innocent.

He was one of the public defenders.

He was trying to get ahead in politics.

So he actually talked these two gentlemen into playing guilty.

I spent all afternoon with my good friend, Judge Hutchinson.

I read everything.

Very interesting.

I think it could be a good story for you.

I think an interesting story for a magazine, too, if they're, of course,

willing to sell me the rights.

Would you be willing to write about them? Yeah, and I'd pay them for the

rights.

Very good.

See?

Um, you're looking for a job, right?

Yeah. You too.

Yeah. If you could have the job.

How would you like to have a real attorney representing you, get properly

released, and have no problems?

Another trick?

No tricks.

Trust this man.

He's one of us.

He's a swinger.

What do you think, Paco? I want to believe, but I think that's a trick.

A trick?

This is not a trick.

I have nothing to gain by tricking you or you.

I don't want anything out of you except saying you're happy.

We're a happy group around here.

And it's really sad what is happening to these nice people.

Be our friends. Join us.

They are entitled, I guess, to an indemnization.

Because actually they are victims of...

A miscarriage of justice.

Yeah, that's true.

How would you like to get some money out of the city?

You want to try that?

If he's telling the truth, I'd love it.

You know, my attorney would be probably willing to take their case, no fee.

Absolutely. On a 50-50 basis.

Yeah. How would you like that?

Anything, Father.

But, General, there is one condition.

You are getting nowhere, nowhere with the guns.

I'm not going to put my gun down.

I'd rather be dead than go back to the joint.

Guns is only trouble for you.

I got a much better life for you.

This one.

Yes. Let us out of jail.

There'll be no jail for you. Unless you break the law again.

Come on.

I'm going to make a phone call.

Hold it. You don't go anywhere.

I am going to make a phone call to help you.

And him.

And I know you are not the killer.

So I know you are not going to shoot me.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Well, I think I don't have any further use for this thing anymore.

I didn't like it anyway.

Put it on the table.

Girls? It's all yours.

What are you talking about?

Put it back in his pocket. That's his girl.

I love you.