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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:12,028 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it! 2 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:13,469 Move it! Move it! Move it! 3 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,871 That means you, too, Ethan. Head ashore, sailor. 4 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:17,806 Aye, aye, sir. Head ashore! 5 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,438 I don't know, but I've been told! 6 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,981 Coast Guard kids got lots of soul! 7 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,710 - Sound off - One, two 8 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,810 - I get the top bunk because I'm older. - By two minutes. 9 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,822 You know, when I was an ensign, I always had the bottom bunk. 10 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,485 - Did the guy above you wet his bed? - Good point. 11 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,220 - Sound off - Three, four 12 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:39,127 Do they have girls' boxing at our new school? 13 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:40,221 I hope not. 14 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,426 Does not complaining about the move from San Diego... 15 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:43,763 count as my good deed for today? 16 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,303 I'd sign off on that. 17 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:49,000 Admiral, this is our 12th move in my lifetime. 18 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,772 I admire your record-keeping, Harry. First-rate ship's log. 19 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,138 William, what have you got there? 20 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:59,480 Academy applications, SAT forms, Capitol Hill summer internship forms... 21 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,180 and the number of the girl two houses down. 22 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:04,256 - Outstanding. - One, two. 23 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:07,585 - So that's Christina Beardsley. - Christina! 24 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:10,288 The zip is 06320. 25 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:15,265 Christina, we have just moved here. Who could you possibly be talking to? 26 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:18,428 J. Crew. I wanna make sure they change all my shipping information. 27 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:21,598 - Sound off - Three, four 28 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,808 Well, Mrs. Munion, what do you think of Connecticut? 29 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:29,609 I'm delighted to be here in the birthplace of Lyme disease. 30 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,815 I see we're not unpacking our suitcase again. 31 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,982 Not until you guarantee this is our last move. 32 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,150 You're gonna like New London, Harry. 33 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,490 I used to live here when I was a kid. 34 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,498 - You were a kid? - Yeah. 35 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,872 Hey, I didn't hear anything about that guarantee. 36 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:55,998 Well, Son, you know the life of a military brat. 37 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,509 New places, new adventures. 38 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,579 This isn't our last move, is it? 39 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:04,206 No, this is just one stopover on our way to D.C. 40 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:05,807 Someday our dad is gonna be... 41 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,683 Commandant of the entire U.S. Coast Guard. 42 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,722 Someday I am gonna be... 43 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:13,053 the Commandant of the entire U.S. Coast Guard... 44 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:17,118 so don't piss me off. Unpack your suitcase. 45 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,456 Yes, sir. 46 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,743 Admiral, look at that! 47 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,321 Fiona, come back! 48 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:43,980 Fiona, you're not supposed to eat pizza! 49 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:47,355 - Looks like a nuthouse. - It looks like fun. 50 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:50,095 There's no ham on it. 51 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,434 Come back! 52 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,464 Oh, Max, I'm so excited. 53 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,839 If you get me this private line at Saks Fifth Avenue... 54 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:07,572 I will love you forever. This is cute, huh? 55 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,950 Yes, thank you. This one is great. 56 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:13,245 I should really get going if I'm gonna make that meeting. 57 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,184 I'm sorry. Do you have to keep doing that? 58 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,119 It's in my soul. Don't look at the camera. 59 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:19,919 Naoko, just back off a little bit. Give him a little room. 60 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:22,119 - Do a master shot, okay? - Fine. 61 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:25,254 Hello. Excuse me. You wanna hear my new song? 62 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,465 Okay, rock on. Yes! 63 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,433 Mommy's gonna listen to the rest of this song... 64 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,231 when your mom and I are finished with work. 65 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:34,932 - Here you go. - It was great, Phoebe. 66 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,773 Helen, I gotta tell you, I think we're set here. 67 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:39,970 No, just one more, Max. I was thinking about this one. 68 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:42,377 - I mean, I don't know. Lau. - Yeah? 69 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:45,073 - What do you think of this one, honey? - Please! 70 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:48,278 It needs a little swag. A scooch of Gucci. 71 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:53,190 Like this, but in gold. 72 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,394 No one will ever doubt you're my son. 73 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,020 - Mom! - What? 74 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:01,927 - He's painting our roses again. - It's art. 75 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,629 You can't call it art unless you have talent. 76 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:06,204 That's just tagging. 77 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,367 Helen, really, I have got to go. I think we're really good. 78 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,942 I really should be getting out of here. 79 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,309 Max, just give me one second. I love this one. Just need one second, okay? 80 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,314 Mom, there's something wrong with my sax. 81 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:17,781 What is it, honey? 82 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:22,054 - Okay, I'll be right back. - Sounds the same to me. 83 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,518 What's on my head? What's on my head? What's on my head? 84 00:05:29,629 --> 00:05:31,563 - Jimi, we found Rainbow! - Don't let it bite me. 85 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,461 - Don't let it bite me. - Where's Rainbow? 86 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:35,796 - Get it off! - Here he is. Come here, Rainbow. 87 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:37,767 - Come here, Rainbow. - Over there. 88 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,202 Hey, Max, thank you for being so incredibly patient. 89 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:41,534 Get back here! 90 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,310 - This is fun. - Fiona, come back. 91 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:46,571 Mom! 92 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,376 Aldo, are you okay? 93 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,949 I'm shiny, Mommy. 94 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,814 Yes, you are very shiny. 95 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:57,512 Max. Max, I am so sorry. 96 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:59,682 It gets a little crazy around here sometimes. 97 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,020 A little? 98 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,928 No, Helen, this is all terrific. 99 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,965 You're very talented, and so are your 10 kids. 100 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:08,825 Thank you, Max. 101 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,495 Maybe our next meeting will be a contract signing... 102 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:12,832 and maybe it'll be in the city. 103 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,702 Yeah. Sounds good. 104 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:18,102 - Hey, Max. - Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 105 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,142 - See you, Max. - Okay. 106 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,676 Okay, can you please explain to me... 107 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:26,980 why you just let that very single guy out of here without even asking for a date? 108 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:30,681 Phoebe, what guy could possibly deal with all of this? 109 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,129 Is this all yours, Admiral? 110 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:47,104 No, it belongs to the Coast Guard. I'm just gonna run it for them. 111 00:06:47,206 --> 00:06:50,198 - So it is all yours. - Basically. 112 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,354 Frank! Frank. 113 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,563 - Good to see you, man. - Good to see you, too, Darrell. 114 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:16,396 All right. "Mad Dog" Beardsley. 115 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:22,205 Who'd have thought they'd ever let Frank "The Mad Dog" back here... 116 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,639 much less run the place? 117 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:27,110 - You remember my youngest, Ethan? - Mad Dog Jr. 118 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,703 Can you give me a... 119 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,177 Captain. 120 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:33,676 You are out of control, little man. 121 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:37,381 - Request permission to play, Admiral? - Permission granted. 122 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:41,758 I've seen Navy SEALs not as well-trained. 123 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:45,126 Well, when there's eight of them and one of you, it's your only hope. 124 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:47,791 It's Mad Dog Beardsley, the pirate. 125 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,891 Always on red alert with him. 126 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,797 Hey, Frank, are you dating at all yet? 127 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,736 No, no. Not yet. 128 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:57,639 'Cause I know this terrific gal I'd love to set you up with. 129 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,643 I know you'd like her. She's too good for me. 130 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,337 No, Darrell. No, thanks. 131 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:04,905 All right. Well, just think about it, that's all I'm saying. 132 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,746 - I'll think about it. - All right. 133 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:40,114 ...winds out of the southeast at 5 miles an hour. 134 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:44,747 The barometer right now is 30.27 and falling, air humidity 76%. 135 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:48,588 Now, there's a 20% chance of showers for New London and points south. 136 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,612 Way to go, Paula! 137 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,705 Way to go, Paula! You go! 138 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:15,011 - Why is Mommy crying? - I think it's hormones. 139 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,451 - Mom! - Here. 140 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,719 - Mom, do you have my algebra... - I got it covered. 141 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:22,726 - Mom, can I have $5? - In the chicks. 142 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:25,729 - Can you hand me that? - Thank you for saving this. 143 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,133 All right, ladies, wanna go get dressed? 144 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,361 - Yeah. - Come on, let's go upstairs. Come on. 145 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:32,061 - I'm out. - Bye. 146 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,661 See you later, alligator. 147 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,172 Bye, Mommy. 148 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,434 Reunion cruise. 149 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,375 Oh, yeah, like I have time to go on a cruise. 150 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:45,746 Mom! Mick's dog just puked on Aldo. 151 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,044 Sorry. 152 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,161 - I'm worried. - Don't be, Eth. 153 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,327 I've done this a million times. You'll be great. 154 00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:07,768 Okay, guys, fan out. William and I will take Ethan to pre-K. 155 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,738 All right. Everyone meet up here afterwards, okay? 156 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,944 Come on, it'll be fine. 157 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,552 - I'm gonna get you! - Superheroes, hurray! 158 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,094 - Superhero bouncers. - Hey, watch out! 159 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,720 I thought you weren't interested in Max. 160 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:33,958 And I thought you weren't gonna wear black anymore. 161 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:37,797 This isn't black. This is tie-dye. And I'm not interested in Max. 162 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:40,770 I'm interested in that buyer that he's bringing up from New York. 163 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:42,932 Oh, there it is. Thanks, Phoebe. 164 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,634 Why don't you just have them here? 165 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:48,043 Homes are for free expression, not for good impressions. 166 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,580 Incoming! 167 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,482 If you catch my drift. 168 00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,284 Are you sure you wanna wear the uniform, Admiral? 169 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,358 Not that you don't look great. 170 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,689 It just looks so military. 171 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:05,025 She might as well know what she's getting. 172 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,895 Okay, but hold off on that eight-kid thing. 173 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,024 Why? 174 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:13,071 Because that's a minimum third-date, second-bottle-of-wine announcement. 175 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,471 Hey, you know, believe it or not, I have been on a few dates before... 176 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:17,803 a couple of decades ago. 177 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,241 - Admiral? - Yeah. 178 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:22,405 Ethan, do you know that you can call me Dad? 179 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,643 Oh. Admiral, is this lady gonna be our new mom? 180 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,752 - I don't think so. It's just a blind date. - She can't see? 181 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,983 Can she navigate using sonar, like a bat? 182 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:36,323 Hey, why don't you guys go swimming in the bathtub? 183 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:38,123 - Aye, aye, sir. - Go ahead. 184 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,892 - I get the boat. - Uh-uh, you get the duck. 185 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,991 - You get the duck. - No. 186 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:46,605 Let's just give her a little hint of what's underneath. 187 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:51,304 You know, Christina, sometimes I wonder where you came from. 188 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,475 Mom's side. 189 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,615 - Don't wait up. - I won't. 190 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:01,952 And so Otter, he says, "Is she blind?" 191 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,682 And Ely wants to know if you're a bat. 192 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,989 Because... 193 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,954 Would you like red or white? 194 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,259 - Red. - Red it is. 195 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,533 Darrell would drink beer with everything. 196 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:22,471 I mean, if he could have a keg with dinner, he would. 197 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,443 - Would you like to order? Waiter? - Sure. 198 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,341 - I'll be right back. - Sure. 199 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:32,782 See? Now that is the kind of thing that would drive Darrell crazy. 200 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:35,718 "You're here now," he'd say, "So take our order!" 201 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:40,048 You talk about Darrell a lot. 202 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,649 Well, yeah. 203 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:46,158 We were married for seven years. He didn't tell you that? 204 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,000 Must have slipped his mind. 205 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,935 Yeah, well, that's just like him. I'm gonna go hit the head. 206 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,804 Thank you so much. 207 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:04,817 - Helen? - Frank. 208 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,011 - Helen? - Frank. 209 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,210 - Helen? - Frank Beardsley. 210 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,515 - Well, what are you... - What are you... 211 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,989 - No, you first. - No, you go first. 212 00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,752 - Well, I'm having dinner with my... - Hi, Frank. Max Algrant. 213 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,329 Pleased to meet you. 214 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,592 So, what are you doing back here? 215 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,429 - Sit down, sit down. - Oh, yeah. Thank you. 216 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,561 Well, I've been back here forever. 217 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,662 I didn't want my kids growing up in the whole... 218 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,764 you know, New York money-status thing. 219 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,969 - Yeah, that thing. That's right. - Yeah. 220 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:37,412 - So, are you in town for the reunion? - No. I'm... 221 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:42,410 I moved my family back here. I'm running the Coast Guard Academy. 222 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,484 - I'm an Admiral. - Yeah. 223 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:47,218 - That's why I'm wearing the uniform. - Yeah. 224 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,754 - An Admiral. Whoa. - Yeah. 225 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:49,987 With a family. 226 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:53,826 - Well, you, too. It's great. I mean... - Yeah. 227 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:56,094 - We're ready. - Okay. Well... 228 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,965 - It's great to see you again. - Good to see you. 229 00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,036 Okay, bye. 230 00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,241 Were you distracted by his good-conduct medal? 231 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,818 Shut up, Max. 232 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,919 Helen White. 233 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,694 "16,137 results." 234 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,970 This Internet is so darn easy. 235 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,615 Oh, God. He's married. 236 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:02,556 So how'd it go with Claudia? She's quite a catch, huh? 237 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,330 Yeah. It's amazing you ever let her go. 238 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,503 She mentioned she's my ex-wife, did she? 239 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,199 Yeah, it came up. 240 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,773 What, did you ask for references? 241 00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,573 You know, just 'cause she hates me is no reason you two couldn't work out. 242 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,443 You know who I ran into at the restaurant? 243 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,209 - Uh-uh. - Helen White. 244 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,917 Ring a bell? Ding-ding? 245 00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:25,212 Helen White? Wait a minute. 246 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:28,517 The Helen White? The one you were gonna marry? 247 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,928 Well, it's either fate or trouble. 248 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,897 She looked great, but I think she's married. 249 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,593 She was with some guy, and she had a ring. 250 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,170 Okay, that's trouble. Come on, Frank, what are you thinking? 251 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,674 I don't know. I was up all night. I was Googling her. 252 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,143 Jeez, Frank, you Googled another man's wife? 253 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,813 Yeah. What do you think that means? 254 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,110 I don't know. Something dirty. 255 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:53,908 Well, it's not. 256 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,182 I just wish there was a place I could run into her again. 257 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:37,253 Remember the senior-class picnic down by the river? 258 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,990 - The thunderstorm? - Yeah. 259 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,932 Everybody screaming. Then we crawled under the rowboat. 260 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,297 Oh, yeah. 261 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,538 And then, even when it stopped raining, we didn't come out. 262 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:48,697 Yeah. 263 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,908 Anyway, that Max... 264 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,379 he's a lucky guy. 265 00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,407 Max? You think I'm with Max? No. 266 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,919 But you're wearing a wedding ring. 267 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,084 Yeah, no, I am. I just never took it off. 268 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,352 My husband passed away about four years ago. 269 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,484 Car accident. 270 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,962 Oh, I'm sorry. I understand. I... 271 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,834 I lost my wife a few years ago. 272 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,931 Oh, Frank, I'm sorry. 273 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,437 Flashback! 274 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,034 Frank and Helen holding hands. 275 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,868 - So cute. - You wanna dance? 276 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,829 So, how many kids do you have? 277 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,771 How many kids do you have? 278 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,572 You first. 279 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,110 Okay, look, you're gonna find out eventually... 280 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:08,277 because there's too many to hide in the closet. 281 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,114 I have eight kids. 282 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,523 I have 10. 283 00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,301 - You have 10? - I have 10. 284 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,095 - You don't. - I do. I have 10. 285 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,300 - Did you say 10? - Yeah. 286 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,948 I had four and we adopted six. 287 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,340 I mean, that wasn't the plan. 288 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,477 We were foster parents, and we just fell in love with all of them... 289 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,556 so we adopted. 290 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,220 - Probably seems crazy. - You don't have to explain to me. 291 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:51,854 I mean, I never thought that I'd love being a dad this much. 292 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:55,598 My wife, she was the one who wanted the big family. 293 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:59,569 But now it just seems like the most natural thing in the world. 294 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,280 Is this really happening? 295 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,280 I hope so. 296 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,796 So then I asked her to marry me. 297 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,164 - And I said yes. - What? 298 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,532 It was spontaneous and so romantic. 299 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:40,976 - How could you do this? - We don't even know this guy! 300 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,405 You got married? 301 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:46,407 - Without telling us? - Yeah. Yeah. 302 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,318 Sir, at least when you were reassigned to Guam, there was an e-mail. 303 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,921 Does he know you have 10 kids? 304 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:56,091 - Who wants the talking stick first? - May I have it, please? 305 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,389 Yes, Jimi. 306 00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:00,761 - Are you crazy? - Yeah, Mom. 307 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,031 We don't even know him, Mom! 308 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:06,366 Okay. Quiet. I have the talking stick. 309 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,966 He's a lovely, lovely man. 310 00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:12,566 And I'm sorry that we didn't include you. And he has... 311 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:15,810 Ten kids? 312 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,073 Hey, guys. 313 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,810 No. There's no way. Let's make this... 314 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,317 Guys! 315 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,344 Lt'll be fun... 316 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,284 having 10 new brothers and sisters. 317 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,993 Okay, come on, guys. Come on, come on, group hug. Come on. 318 00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,792 - Come on. - Okay. 319 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,594 It's gonna be fun. 320 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,794 But where will we live? 321 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:42,637 Hey, Mick, come down here. 322 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,572 Come on, Fiona. 323 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,997 Okay. Head count. We've got... 324 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,430 5, 10... 325 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:17,107 15, 16, 17, 18... 326 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,070 plus the pig. All present and accounted for. 327 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,185 Before you make your break for the bedroom... 328 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,687 could you point me to my billet? 329 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,724 Behind the kitchen, Mrs. Munion. How do you like the place? 330 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:36,555 - It has a certain... - Charm. 331 00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:38,356 ...smell. 332 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:42,729 Like paprika with a hint of wet dog. 333 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,028 We're really glad you like the place. 334 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:49,166 Okay. Okay. 335 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,341 - Crew! - Kids! 336 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:57,512 All right, then. All right, kids. Fall in for billeting! 337 00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:00,380 - For what? - Room assignments. 338 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,419 All eyes on the chart. 339 00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,116 Your rooms are numbered. 340 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:09,292 Your bathroom schedules are color-coded. 341 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,023 - You've gotta be kidding. - Yeah, right. 342 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,265 That's a good thing. It's great... 343 00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:22,397 because we all need a little bit of organization. 344 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,101 We do, honey. You did a beautiful job. 345 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:28,072 Great. Mom gets married, we get drafted. 346 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:35,809 Get back, Fiona. Get back here. Fiona. 347 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:40,853 Hey, what's that badge for? 348 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,952 It's pretty cool. 349 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,859 - Animal skinning. - Mom! 350 00:22:57,642 --> 00:22:59,872 - Done! - You have an illness. 351 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:05,780 - Hey! What are you doing? - It's called decorating. 352 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,580 - No, that's called vandalism. - Whatever. 353 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:12,682 Okay. 354 00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:19,054 - No way. - No way. 355 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,131 Come back, Fiona! Come back! 356 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,092 Spit it. Spit it out! 357 00:23:23,201 --> 00:23:25,669 - Come on, spit it out. - What is going on? 358 00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,636 Come on, give it to me. 359 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:29,564 Where's my cell phone? 360 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:34,311 You are so dead. 361 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,937 She's just a pig. 362 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:37,639 Not the pig. You. 363 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:42,781 Mom, the cheerleader's after me! Run, Fiona! 364 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:46,780 Kids! 365 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,119 Admiral! 366 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:49,784 Sounds like they're bonding. 367 00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,829 That doesn't sound like bonding to me, Frank. 368 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,660 - They just need a little jump-start. - Jump-start? 369 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:57,963 Yeah. Look, grab about a quart of sun block. 370 00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:00,036 I have a plan. 371 00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:01,831 Okay. 372 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:17,083 So, everyone, what do you think of the My Way? 373 00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,282 Who's gonna sail this thing? 374 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:21,791 We, the Beardsley family, sail it... 375 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:25,886 while you guys, I'm guessing, hang out in the cabin and pick your noses. 376 00:24:25,997 --> 00:24:28,431 No, we are all going to sail it... 377 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,625 working together like the many tentacles of an octopus... 378 00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:33,567 guided by one brain. 379 00:24:33,738 --> 00:24:35,933 My children have separate brains, Frank. 380 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,531 It's just a figure of speech. 381 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,509 - No, it isn't. - Hey, trust me. 382 00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:44,343 One hour at sea together, gonna be best friends. 383 00:24:44,783 --> 00:24:47,081 Okay, prepare to come about! 384 00:24:48,453 --> 00:24:50,614 - Coming about! - Come a what? 385 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:51,984 Look out! 386 00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:57,351 Wasn't anybody listening... 387 00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,795 when I gave my briefing about standard nautical procedure? 388 00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:02,366 I have sunscreen in my eye, sweetie. 389 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:05,163 Oh, well, let's go below. We'll wash it out. 390 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,204 - William, take the wheel. - Aye, aye, sir. 391 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:10,604 - Mrs. Munion, you have the kids. - No problem. 392 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,902 Get that camera away from me. 393 00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,173 But I'm capturing the verite of life at sea. 394 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:18,647 How about capturing my fist in your face? 395 00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:20,184 Hey! 396 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:24,120 Look, Otter peed in his pants. 397 00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:26,583 No, I didn't. That's just water. 398 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,283 It doesn't smell like water. 399 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:30,327 I'm gonna go tell our dad. 400 00:25:30,428 --> 00:25:33,090 - I'm gonna tell my mom. - I'm gonna tell my mom. 401 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,433 I don't feel so good. 402 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:39,435 Just keep your eye on the horizon. I'll get you some ginger ale. 403 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,098 - Kelly, get ready to feed the sail. - Aye, aye. 404 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,735 What are you doing? Come on, watch it. 405 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:51,779 Raise the jib! 406 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:59,889 Hey! Get me down! Get me down! 407 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:03,926 Okay, get me down from here, you freaks! 408 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,364 - Such a loser. - Oh, yeah? 409 00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:11,662 Let's see how funny you think this is from the water. 410 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:12,964 - He's gonna kill me. - Stop it! 411 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,629 You better run for it. 412 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,333 Oh, gross! 413 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:20,172 - What's going on? - Coming about! 414 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,643 William! Come about! 415 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:30,480 - William! - What's going on? 416 00:26:31,723 --> 00:26:33,486 I'm fine, sweetie. 417 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:37,792 Is this standard nautical procedure? 418 00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:40,053 No. 419 00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,463 Oops, missed a little spot right there. 420 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,402 What's the matter? 421 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:29,246 I'm just giving up on my dream of having an all-family sailing team. 422 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,811 Well, look on the bright side. 423 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:35,442 You got to spend the day at sea with me. 424 00:27:35,553 --> 00:27:38,021 Yeah. Yeah, that was okay. 425 00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:41,058 That was okay? That was okay? 426 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,059 - I'll show you okay. - Oh, yeah? 427 00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,323 We can hear that. 428 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:48,896 No, you can't. 429 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,696 Maybe if we're really, really quiet. Okay? 430 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:52,792 A little quieter. 431 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:56,897 No, I like hearing their voices. It helps me sleep. 432 00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:59,408 Well, I like quiet. Now shut up. 433 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,810 - Why don't you shut up, loser? - "Shut up" is a bad word. 434 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:06,077 Maybe if we're really, really, really... 435 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:07,879 Quiet. Yeah. 436 00:28:07,986 --> 00:28:10,011 This family is nuts. 437 00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,287 Maybe if we had a door that worked. 438 00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:20,830 Yeah. Tomorrow. 439 00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:39,949 Mom! 440 00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:42,916 Make her stop! 441 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,212 That noise! 442 00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:47,485 Hey, reveille! Reveille! It's 6:05! 443 00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:50,755 Time to get up! Let's go, let's go, let's go! 444 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:52,625 Move it, move it, move it! 445 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,596 Oh, my God. Who's killing a goat? 446 00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:58,829 All right. These are your schedules with latrine times. 447 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:01,963 You get seven minutes each. Do not waste it. 448 00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:04,837 Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in prison? 449 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,806 Fashion police caught up with you? 450 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,505 Snap! Up top, girlfriend! 451 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:13,677 - Why the drill, Admiral? - It's not a drill, William. 452 00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:16,686 We have doubled our force. That calls for increased coordination. 453 00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:19,552 Don't worry, you'll soon be doing this in your sleep. 454 00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:21,090 I am asleep. 455 00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:25,122 - Can someone pass the hash browns? - Hey, guys, give me that cereal. 456 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:29,223 Kelly, can you please give me a pancake? 457 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,200 I don't want any. 458 00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:33,264 Bacon, please. 459 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:35,367 Thank you. 460 00:29:35,473 --> 00:29:36,804 Wait, I want that. 461 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:40,400 - Butter. I love butter. - Come on. 462 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,438 Give me the syrup, please. 463 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,447 Does somebody want to eat my oatmeal? 464 00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:57,084 I'm sorry, William. Is that your homework? 465 00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:58,492 Listen up! 466 00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:02,558 Before you go to school, there's one thing we need to do. 467 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:07,130 - Everybody ready? - Yeah. 468 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:09,539 - Hi, you've reached Frank. - Helen. 469 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,630 - Harry. - Bina. 470 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:11,709 - Naoko. - Michael. 471 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:12,777 - Aldo. - Joni. 472 00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:13,866 - Phoebe. - William. 473 00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:14,967 - Otter. - Ely. 474 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:16,046 - Christina. - Ethan. 475 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,239 - Mick. - Oh! 476 00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:41,899 Hey, are you the freaks? 477 00:30:43,041 --> 00:30:45,669 I heard you have, like, 25 brothers and sisters. 478 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:47,745 No, we just have 16. 479 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:51,145 - Nasty. - Dude, I hear they all sleep in drawers! 480 00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:54,878 And they're so poor, they all have to share one pair of underpants! 481 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:58,420 Eighteen kids! Man, that's like The Brady Bunch! 482 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,115 Times three. Wait! 483 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,750 Party of Five times three, plus My Three Sons. 484 00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:06,923 What? I like math. 485 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,357 Yeah. Won't we, like... Oh, my... 486 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:10,593 - Hey. - Hi. 487 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,296 And all the pieces fit 488 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:15,904 And everything was bright 489 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:20,311 Unbelievable. Not only do I have to listen to it at home... 490 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:22,140 but I'm forced to catch the road show. 491 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:24,875 Well, not all music needs back-up dancers. 492 00:31:24,983 --> 00:31:26,450 Just the good music. 493 00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,042 - Hey. - Hey! 494 00:31:32,490 --> 00:31:34,185 Forget about it. 495 00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:36,317 What are you talking about? 496 00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:40,295 Look, I've known Nick for years. He's cute, but totally shallow. 497 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,965 Then again, maybe he is your type. 498 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:47,597 Where's the Admiral? 499 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:50,902 I'm lodging a formal complaint against Phoebe. She stinks! 500 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:54,334 He's probably out dreaming up new ways to ruin our lives. 501 00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:55,742 This is so ridiculous! 502 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:58,907 Just because he got married, we all have to suffer. 503 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:00,416 Not necessarily. 504 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,179 Okay, what are you doing on Dad's computer? 505 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:04,619 Just making a few changes to the schedule. 506 00:32:04,722 --> 00:32:06,383 Unauthorized, of course. 507 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,424 Now this I can live with. 508 00:32:13,498 --> 00:32:15,989 Come on! I have to get ready for school. 509 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,091 Your face isn't big enough to hold that much makeup. 510 00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:20,534 Get a watch, hippie chick. It's my time. 511 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,263 She's right. Our time was first. 512 00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:24,238 No way. I checked the schedule last night. 513 00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:26,037 Those evil preppies must have changed it. 514 00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:28,374 - We should pound them! - Yeah. 515 00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:29,446 Kick their butts. 516 00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:33,348 To me, nothing says "time to get out of the bathroom" like... 517 00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,553 Fire! 518 00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:41,622 Hey, what's going on? Watch your backs. 519 00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:44,217 - Where's the fire? - Be quick. Go downstairs! 520 00:32:44,329 --> 00:32:46,422 Outside, outside. On the grass. On the grass. 521 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,429 Everyone, let's go! 522 00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:55,506 Okay, out the door, out the door. 523 00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:57,741 Go! Get out, get out, get out! 524 00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:03,470 - Victory to the North kids! - Yeah. 525 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,240 Guys, guys! Come on, let's go watch them! 526 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:17,653 - Nice towel, Christina. - Yeah, cute boxers, William. 527 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:21,129 - You guys are so dead. - At least we'll be clean. 528 00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:23,427 Can I get the two of you guys closer together? 529 00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:26,594 - Naoko, what are you doing? - Webcasting. 530 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:29,737 Say cheese. 531 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,272 Come on, guys. 532 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,236 This is our talking stick. 533 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,706 And this is a "no judgment circle." 534 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,477 So whoever has the stick... 535 00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:44,043 may express themselves without fear or interruption. 536 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,749 So, William, why don't you begin? 537 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,918 Go ahead. Just, you know, say what you need to. 538 00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:06,172 Wait. One of you must have something to say. 539 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,976 Okay, if I can interrupt... 540 00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:12,072 I'll take the talking stick. 541 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:15,142 Okay, I have something to say. 542 00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:20,015 In the interest of making this house a home... 543 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:24,623 I have come up with a little chore chart. 544 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:27,760 - You gotta be kidding me. - Is this a joke? 545 00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:30,129 Charts are never a joke with the Admiral. 546 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,065 Look, Mom, we gotta go. We're gonna be late. 547 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:33,660 - Let's go. - Yeah, let's get out of here. 548 00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:35,170 Whoa! Whoa! 549 00:34:35,273 --> 00:34:37,935 I want you all home right after school... 550 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:42,069 because we have to go out and requisition supplies. 551 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,271 - Dismissed. - Let's go. 552 00:34:48,486 --> 00:34:51,751 That's a nice chart, Frank. 553 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:54,857 Looks like you put a lot of work into it. 554 00:34:54,959 --> 00:34:57,655 And this is definitely one of a kind. 555 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:00,521 Give me that. 556 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:04,800 That was a disaster. 557 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:08,670 Well, at least there's no blood. Yet. 558 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:22,142 - What are you doing? - Hey, Christina. 559 00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:24,651 You lied to me. You said he was a loser. 560 00:35:24,755 --> 00:35:26,746 - He is a loser. - Hey! 561 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,559 - A very hot loser. - Cool. 562 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,823 Thanks for the warning, Sis. 563 00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:35,126 I'll be sure to return the favor, first chance I get. 564 00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:38,933 She seems sweet. 565 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:46,034 Hey, Admiral, will you build me and Aldo a sandbox? 566 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,272 Well, sure, once we get further along with the house. 567 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:51,007 Yay, a sandbox! 568 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:55,046 Okay, blue team, Spackle. 569 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,678 Red team, insulation. 570 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:01,052 - You guys, stop that! - I didn't hit you. 571 00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:02,889 - Hey. - Give it back. 572 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,462 You want the ball? Go get it. 573 00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:07,587 - Where'd it go? - Let's go get it! 574 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,399 Hey, buddy, would you give me a hand? 575 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:17,230 - It's mine. - No, it's mine. 576 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:18,808 - It's mine. - Mine. 577 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:21,242 - Mine. - I want it! It's my ball! 578 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:22,539 Give it back. 579 00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,375 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, Dad. 580 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:28,349 - How do you stop this thing? - Otter? 581 00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:29,714 I don't know! 582 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:30,787 Otter! 583 00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:33,652 - Turn the wheel! - Ely! Hey! 584 00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:35,324 Whoa, stop! 585 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:38,652 Stop! Hey, hit the brake! Hit the brake! 586 00:36:39,163 --> 00:36:41,563 What, this one? Where is the brake? 587 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:43,998 I don't know. Pull that lever! I can't reach it! Pull it! 588 00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:45,591 - The other lever! - It's this one! 589 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,261 The other one. The other lever! 590 00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:50,767 It's the other lever. 591 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,843 - No, it's this one. - Oh, no! 592 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:55,435 Otter! Pull the lever! Pull the lever! 593 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,810 The other one! The other lever! 594 00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:00,643 Pull the... 595 00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:05,688 - What will we do? - Get off it! 596 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,348 Otter, Ely! 597 00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,688 - Admiral, you okay? - Where are the boys? 598 00:37:10,795 --> 00:37:12,422 - Where are the boys? - What? 599 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:14,225 - Where are the boys? - I don't know. 600 00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:15,299 Otter! 601 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:19,258 Stop! Stop! 602 00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:30,713 Yay, a sandbox! 603 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:53,667 - How's it going? - Good. 604 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:57,201 I ordered us a part that'll have us up and running in no time. 605 00:37:57,308 --> 00:38:01,244 You sure are putting a lot of effort into fixing that big old light bulb. 606 00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:05,003 A lighthouse without a light is just a house. 607 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:07,244 And that's a problem because... 608 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:11,014 Have I ever told you the story of the beautiful lighthouse keeper? 609 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:14,819 The beautiful lighthouse keeper? No. I think I would have remembered that. 610 00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:19,259 Well, once upon a time, there was a beautiful lighthouse keeper. 611 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,627 Wait, wait. I thought that lighthouse keepers... 612 00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:24,200 were old men in yellow raincoats with long white beards. 613 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,760 Oh, no. This one was a real hottie. 614 00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:32,138 - She had long red hair. She was tall... - Yeah. 615 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:35,940 ...and her body, it was the bomb. 616 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:40,048 Anyway, her man was a sailor. 617 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,618 Oh, I love sailors. 618 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,246 And he was afraid that she'd find someone else whenever he was away. 619 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:47,790 - No. - So she said to him... 620 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:51,287 "As long as that light up there is lit... 621 00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:53,989 "my heart will always be yours." 622 00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:58,996 So, from then on, whenever he was away at sea... 623 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:03,103 he could just look back and he'd see that light... 624 00:39:04,742 --> 00:39:07,905 and he knew that his true love still cared. 625 00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:17,185 - Frank? - Yes, my beautiful lighthouse keeper. 626 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:19,720 We're doing the right thing, aren't we? 627 00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:22,292 - We've had a bumpy start. - Yeah. 628 00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:23,985 Come here, I wanna show you something. 629 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,426 - Okay. - Look. 630 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:26,654 Okay. 631 00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:37,168 See that? That's the buddy system. 632 00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:41,108 We're jelling as a family, even as we speak. 633 00:39:42,613 --> 00:39:45,275 Yeah. You know, it just might work. 634 00:40:06,604 --> 00:40:09,402 - You have to turn it over. - I know, Lau. 635 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:12,608 - Thicker, Kelly, thicker. - I know. 636 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,814 Otter and Ely, playing outside. 637 00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:25,683 Ethan, Aldo, playing inside. 638 00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:27,389 Marisa and Bina... 639 00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:30,016 - Can we plant flowers? - A garden? 640 00:40:30,494 --> 00:40:33,088 I think planting a garden would be lovely. 641 00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:36,563 - Yay, a garden! - Flowers are going to be fun. 642 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,635 So that leaves time for a little drive. 643 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:41,864 I have this romantic spot I've been wanting to take you to. 644 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:43,530 I'll get my keys. 645 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:46,576 Mrs. Munion, would you mind watching the little kids for a while? 646 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:49,612 Oh, sure. They'll be in full lockdown. 647 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:52,341 - Good. - Well, lockdown won't be necessary. 648 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,816 Just check in on them every now and then. 649 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:58,082 We'll be back. Mrs. Munion's in charge. 650 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:14,868 Finally, a moment alone. 651 00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:18,872 Excuse me. 652 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:23,146 Sorry. We're with quality control. 653 00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,340 - Products testing. - I'm sorry. Oh, my God! 654 00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:29,715 - Just leave it. Come on. - I'm so sorry. 655 00:41:30,254 --> 00:41:32,814 - I'm really, really sorry. - Let's try that one. 656 00:41:32,923 --> 00:41:35,721 - Oh, my gosh. - Better yet, let's go look at sofas. 657 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:41,821 Why do I have to do all this work just to live with these jerks? 658 00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:43,957 Well, what do you suggest? 659 00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:48,030 What, are you gonna drop a stink bomb on them? 660 00:41:48,138 --> 00:41:49,969 Just watch the master. 661 00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:56,671 - Hey! - Watch it, jerk. 662 00:41:57,581 --> 00:41:58,707 Loser! 663 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:01,711 - Goofer. - Hey, get back here. 664 00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:05,189 - You did not just splatter me with paint. - What are you talking about? 665 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:06,816 - You did not just splatter me with paint. - What are you talking about? 666 00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:09,152 Is that my shirt? 667 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:12,024 The one that you just got paint on? Yeah, thank God. 668 00:42:12,129 --> 00:42:13,926 - Take it off. - Hey! 669 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:18,000 - How dare you? - Don't... 670 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,430 - Stop it. ...wear my clothes. 671 00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:25,774 - Hey, it's not a construction pit. - You're not the boss of us. 672 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:26,877 Oh, yeah? 673 00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:31,070 - Get them! Get them! - Take this. 674 00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:40,179 - Hey, that's my Rescue Hero. - I want it. 675 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:42,122 - Give it back. - Ow! 676 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:46,293 Loser! Hit him with the chair! 677 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,762 What's that noise? 678 00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:00,677 Losers! 679 00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:03,011 My wallpaper! 680 00:43:06,517 --> 00:43:09,611 - Hey, what's going on? - Now you guys are all in trouble. 681 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:12,682 You're going down, Jimi! 682 00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:36,744 Stop! Stop! Hey, guys! 683 00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,379 Stop! Hey! 684 00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:40,950 Hey, stop! 685 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,274 Guys! 686 00:43:48,325 --> 00:43:49,690 Whoa! Stop! 687 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:11,145 You wrecked the house, you trashed the yard... 688 00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:13,578 and you painted the pig. 689 00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:19,482 You turned a 200-year-old panel foyer into a Jackson... 690 00:44:20,257 --> 00:44:21,588 - Pollock. - Pollock! 691 00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:24,923 - It was her fault for wearing my shirt... - I am not finished! 692 00:44:25,295 --> 00:44:28,787 Now, your mother and I know that you do not get along. 693 00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,992 But you're just going to have to pretend... 694 00:44:31,101 --> 00:44:34,127 that you like each other until you actually do. 695 00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:38,735 And until you have learned why we think that you are all... 696 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:41,268 Till you... 697 00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:45,378 Until you've learned why we think you're all so terrific... 698 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:49,613 we demand a level of civility and cooperation... 699 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:53,850 or I will bring the hammer down. 700 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:58,419 - Is it a real hammer? - No, no. That's just a metaphor. 701 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,259 - I'm scared. - Don't be scared, Aldo. Don't be scared. 702 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:04,061 - I am. - Should I go get the hammer, sir? 703 00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:07,069 It's not a real hammer. It's just a pretend hammer. 704 00:45:07,171 --> 00:45:08,763 I only said that for effect. 705 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:11,363 Now, we'd like you to all think about what we just said. 706 00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:13,409 Except for maybe the part about the hammer. 707 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:16,479 Yeah, forget the hammer. Let's just... 708 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,844 Let's just get started cleaning this place up. 709 00:45:18,949 --> 00:45:21,713 But first, let's have a group hug. 710 00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:23,383 - Come on. - Okay. 711 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:24,954 - Good, good. - You mean... 712 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:28,388 - actually hug each other? - Yeah, that's what I mean. Come on. 713 00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:29,652 Frank. 714 00:45:32,863 --> 00:45:34,694 Yeah. Well... 715 00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:38,993 Gang, let's get in on this group-hug thing. 716 00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:42,231 Come on, let's... That's an order. Come on. 717 00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:43,972 There you go. 718 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:47,006 Can't you feel the love, honey? 719 00:45:57,353 --> 00:46:01,153 Okay, everybody. It's time that we call a truce. 720 00:46:01,257 --> 00:46:03,691 - No way. - Over my dead body. 721 00:46:03,793 --> 00:46:07,092 We need to unite against a greater enemy. 722 00:46:07,363 --> 00:46:10,491 And that enemy's name is Mom and Dad. 723 00:46:11,901 --> 00:46:13,334 What are you talking about? 724 00:46:13,436 --> 00:46:15,495 He's saying we are all totally incompatible... 725 00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:17,072 but our parents don't seem to care. 726 00:46:17,173 --> 00:46:19,539 Exactly. Guys, we're all in this together. 727 00:46:19,642 --> 00:46:21,200 Some of us are in it together... 728 00:46:21,311 --> 00:46:24,678 and some of us are busy cornering the boyfriend market. 729 00:46:24,781 --> 00:46:27,375 You stole my shirt. Now we're even, cheerleader. 730 00:46:27,483 --> 00:46:30,145 Come on, guys, none of us likes this situation. 731 00:46:30,253 --> 00:46:33,950 But if we want out, then we gotta stop fighting and get them to start. 732 00:46:34,057 --> 00:46:35,786 - Really? - How are we gonna do that? 733 00:46:35,892 --> 00:46:40,420 Easy. Who knows what drives our parents crazy better than we do? 734 00:47:04,787 --> 00:47:06,015 Helen! 735 00:47:19,001 --> 00:47:22,095 - Hey, I wanna do it! - I wanna do it! 736 00:47:23,005 --> 00:47:25,132 Washington, this is soldiers' morning update. 737 00:47:25,241 --> 00:47:26,572 This morning... 738 00:47:30,847 --> 00:47:34,180 Sports talk 640 and the Patriots are going for a three. 739 00:47:50,466 --> 00:47:51,899 Oh, no, no. 740 00:47:52,201 --> 00:47:54,431 Guys, where are the baby greens? 741 00:47:54,537 --> 00:47:56,300 It looks like Frank did some shopping. 742 00:47:56,406 --> 00:47:58,670 What is that smell? My God. 743 00:47:59,742 --> 00:48:02,074 - That's barbaric. - Is that a liver? 744 00:48:08,651 --> 00:48:10,778 Well, shall we get some tea? 745 00:48:10,887 --> 00:48:12,787 That would be lovely. 746 00:48:12,889 --> 00:48:15,221 I love tea in the afternoon. 747 00:48:15,324 --> 00:48:17,815 I love tea, but we have to boil it. 748 00:48:19,228 --> 00:48:20,820 Helen! 749 00:48:21,063 --> 00:48:22,496 Atten-hut! 750 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,132 Right shoulder arms! 751 00:48:28,104 --> 00:48:30,163 Right face! 752 00:48:32,041 --> 00:48:34,305 Forward arms! 753 00:48:35,111 --> 00:48:37,671 - Ready! - Looking good, men. 754 00:48:38,514 --> 00:48:40,038 - Don't they? - Ready! 755 00:48:40,149 --> 00:48:44,483 - Fire! Ready! Fire! - Frank. 756 00:48:44,587 --> 00:48:46,680 - Fix bayonets! - Frank! 757 00:48:47,990 --> 00:48:51,323 - What if he brings his hammer? - There is no hammer. 758 00:48:51,527 --> 00:48:53,757 But maybe we're kind of crossing the line. 759 00:48:53,863 --> 00:48:56,093 And I don't feel right about endangering the little kids. 760 00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:59,726 Trust me, they're biologically protected by the cuteness factor. 761 00:49:00,937 --> 00:49:02,461 This is gonna be good. 762 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:06,175 You like it? 763 00:49:06,275 --> 00:49:08,470 - Stop! - Isn't it pretty? 764 00:49:08,845 --> 00:49:11,973 That was very naughty. 765 00:49:12,114 --> 00:49:13,809 What's happening? 766 00:49:14,584 --> 00:49:18,145 Boys, I don't think that was a good idea, do you? 767 00:49:18,488 --> 00:49:19,648 - No. - No. 768 00:49:19,755 --> 00:49:21,655 But that was very important to your father... 769 00:49:21,757 --> 00:49:23,315 so you need to say you're sorry. 770 00:49:23,426 --> 00:49:24,586 - Sorry. - Sorry. 771 00:49:24,694 --> 00:49:26,889 Okay, now go on and play. 772 00:49:27,063 --> 00:49:31,056 Whoa, whoa! That's it? "Go play"? 773 00:49:31,167 --> 00:49:34,694 Well, they're four years old, Frank. What else is there? The hammer? 774 00:49:35,238 --> 00:49:37,172 - There are other... - A spanking? 775 00:49:37,273 --> 00:49:40,868 No, honey, of course not. We don't spank our children. 776 00:49:40,977 --> 00:49:42,604 The Admiral does. 777 00:49:46,649 --> 00:49:50,312 Occasionally, a little pat on the butt sends a clear message. 778 00:49:50,419 --> 00:49:53,820 - Well, you're not spanking my children. - I thought they were our children. 779 00:49:53,923 --> 00:49:56,255 You're not spanking our children. 780 00:49:57,159 --> 00:49:58,990 Okay, fine. 781 00:49:59,095 --> 00:50:01,893 Let's just let them all run naked and wild. 782 00:50:01,998 --> 00:50:04,364 - Yay! - Yay! 783 00:50:15,011 --> 00:50:16,706 Do you think it's working? 784 00:50:17,847 --> 00:50:21,078 - Does that answer your question? - Yes! 785 00:50:30,226 --> 00:50:33,286 The committee was very impressed, Frank. Nice job. 786 00:50:33,396 --> 00:50:35,660 I take my work very seriously, sir. 787 00:50:35,831 --> 00:50:38,493 And don't think that the brass hasn't noticed. 788 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:42,331 - The brass, sir? - I'm the brass, and I've noticed. 789 00:50:42,505 --> 00:50:44,905 I just don't like giving direct compliments. 790 00:50:45,007 --> 00:50:47,032 Something about it feels unmanly. 791 00:50:47,143 --> 00:50:49,873 - Well, thank you. - Oh, what the hell. 792 00:50:50,112 --> 00:50:53,411 Goldarn, I'm proud of you, Frank. 793 00:50:53,649 --> 00:50:56,243 You deserve everything you're about to get. 794 00:51:00,189 --> 00:51:01,588 - Helen? - Yeah. 795 00:51:01,691 --> 00:51:02,885 We got Saks. 796 00:51:04,126 --> 00:51:05,093 What? 797 00:51:05,227 --> 00:51:08,060 - We got Saks. - Oh, Max! 798 00:51:08,397 --> 00:51:10,888 I got Saks! I got Saks. 799 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,436 Thank you! I can't believe it, Max! 800 00:51:14,537 --> 00:51:15,799 Yeah, but don't get too excited. 801 00:51:15,905 --> 00:51:18,135 They wanna see a dozen new designs by Friday. 802 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,935 By Friday? 803 00:51:20,142 --> 00:51:22,872 Oh, I'm excited and scared, all at the same time. 804 00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:25,479 No, you can do it. At least now you got Frank to lean on. 805 00:51:25,581 --> 00:51:27,640 Yeah, yeah. I guess. 806 00:51:27,917 --> 00:51:29,908 Well, I better get going. I got a lot to do. 807 00:51:38,961 --> 00:51:40,656 Do you like these better? 808 00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:44,928 - Okay. Well, then I think you're set. - Thank you. 809 00:51:45,034 --> 00:51:46,262 Love you. 810 00:51:49,205 --> 00:51:52,766 - Sorry about the chalkboard, Admiral. - It's all right, sailor. 811 00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:54,867 Hey. 812 00:51:59,982 --> 00:52:02,644 Why don't you just kiss her and make up? 813 00:52:06,489 --> 00:52:08,218 Mrs. Munion isn't so bad. 814 00:52:08,324 --> 00:52:10,019 You're not getting any younger. 815 00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:13,721 - Can we please have some privacy? - All right. I'm off. 816 00:52:15,631 --> 00:52:18,099 - I'm sorry about what happened. - Me, too. 817 00:52:20,970 --> 00:52:22,801 So, how'd your meeting go? 818 00:52:22,905 --> 00:52:25,465 Did he mention anything about the promotion? 819 00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:28,368 No, not really. It's... 820 00:52:28,477 --> 00:52:30,502 That's just a pipe dream, anyway. 821 00:52:30,613 --> 00:52:33,582 - Is it? - You're not getting rid of me that easily. 822 00:52:33,983 --> 00:52:35,575 - How was your day? - Oh, my day. 823 00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:37,277 Well, let's see. 824 00:52:37,386 --> 00:52:40,048 I ate and I worked a little bit... 825 00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:42,954 and I made a giant deal with Saks Fifth Avenue. 826 00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:44,651 - You did not! - I did, too. 827 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,752 That's great news. Oh, that's fantastic. 828 00:52:47,997 --> 00:52:51,592 - I'm so proud of you. - I couldn't wait to tell you. 829 00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:54,699 Great. Well, how could I help you? 830 00:52:55,037 --> 00:52:57,699 - What can I do around here to help you? - I'm set. 831 00:52:57,807 --> 00:53:01,903 - You need help organizing the studio? - No, no. The studio is organized. 832 00:53:02,912 --> 00:53:06,473 Of course it is, yeah. Well, I'll think of something. 833 00:53:09,452 --> 00:53:12,649 Guys, guys! Listen up! 834 00:53:13,022 --> 00:53:16,185 Your mom is going to be very busy over the next couple of days... 835 00:53:16,292 --> 00:53:19,261 so I want everyone on their best behavior. 836 00:53:19,395 --> 00:53:22,592 - That's an order. - We're always on our best behavior, sir. 837 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:26,896 - Ethan! - Get away... 838 00:53:27,002 --> 00:53:29,368 - from Mrs. Munion. - Aldo! Excuse us! Boys! 839 00:53:29,472 --> 00:53:31,770 I guess we'll be doing a little extra cleaning, too. 840 00:53:31,874 --> 00:53:33,000 - Ethan, this way. - Come back. 841 00:53:33,109 --> 00:53:34,804 Right. As you were. 842 00:53:35,077 --> 00:53:36,203 This way! 843 00:53:36,579 --> 00:53:37,841 Cleaning, huh? 844 00:53:37,947 --> 00:53:40,677 Grab the other guys. I know just where to start. 845 00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:44,852 Bright colors. Permanent press. 846 00:53:45,755 --> 00:53:47,120 Whites. 847 00:53:47,757 --> 00:53:48,724 Excuse me. 848 00:53:48,824 --> 00:53:50,849 - It's still wet. - Socks. 849 00:53:52,528 --> 00:53:55,224 Michael, is there something you forgot? 850 00:53:55,798 --> 00:53:57,026 Shut up. 851 00:53:57,666 --> 00:53:59,361 That's mine. 852 00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:05,272 Oh, my gosh. That was so sick. 853 00:54:05,374 --> 00:54:06,864 - Did you do it? - Yeah. 854 00:54:20,389 --> 00:54:21,583 Kids! 855 00:54:21,724 --> 00:54:25,353 I just don't understand. Where are my velvet, blue buttons? 856 00:54:26,595 --> 00:54:29,758 You know what? Why would anybody do this? 857 00:54:29,932 --> 00:54:33,060 - But it's clean. - No, honey, I can't work with clean. 858 00:54:33,169 --> 00:54:36,900 I have a deadline. Oh, my God, I'll never be able to find anything. 859 00:54:37,006 --> 00:54:39,406 My Ultrasuede used to be here, right beneath the blue fur. 860 00:54:39,508 --> 00:54:41,066 Do you remember that? 861 00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:45,207 - Where's my fake alligator skin? - We thought we'd surprise you. 862 00:54:45,314 --> 00:54:47,475 Yeah, we thought that you'd like it. 863 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:51,178 The Admiral always does say, "A clean ship is a happy ship." 864 00:54:51,854 --> 00:54:54,448 Hey. Wow! 865 00:54:55,791 --> 00:54:58,123 This place is shipshape. 866 00:54:58,661 --> 00:55:01,129 Well, you just had to, Frank, didn't you? 867 00:55:01,230 --> 00:55:02,959 - Excuse me? - You know, Frank... 868 00:55:03,065 --> 00:55:06,432 I understand your pathological need to organize the rest of the house... 869 00:55:06,535 --> 00:55:08,264 but this is my space. 870 00:55:08,437 --> 00:55:11,964 I need just a little bit of respect. You're killing me, Frank. 871 00:55:14,276 --> 00:55:15,800 Did I miss something? 872 00:55:20,349 --> 00:55:21,373 Yes. 873 00:55:23,419 --> 00:55:26,479 Don't you think you're overreacting just a little? 874 00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:29,615 Me? You know what? Never mind, Frank. 875 00:55:30,826 --> 00:55:34,091 You know, you were gonna spank the boys... 876 00:55:34,196 --> 00:55:36,926 over wrecking your silly organizational chart... 877 00:55:37,032 --> 00:55:39,159 but I'm not allowed to be upset about my studio. 878 00:55:39,268 --> 00:55:43,261 I was not going to spank them. And charts are not silly. 879 00:55:43,505 --> 00:55:46,633 Do you know what happens to a ship in chaos? It sinks. 880 00:55:46,742 --> 00:55:51,406 Homes are for free expression, not for good impressions. 881 00:55:51,513 --> 00:55:55,449 Well, I'm sorry, but in the military, there's little room for free expression. 882 00:55:55,551 --> 00:55:59,248 Except for that we're not in the military, Frank. You are. 883 00:56:01,757 --> 00:56:05,693 I just thought that you would work better in a clean studio. 884 00:56:05,794 --> 00:56:08,422 I knew it! I knew you put them up to it. 885 00:56:08,530 --> 00:56:10,498 I most certainly did not! 886 00:56:10,599 --> 00:56:15,400 No, maybe not directly, but in that whole orderly, military... 887 00:56:15,804 --> 00:56:18,204 regimented brainwashing thing. 888 00:56:18,607 --> 00:56:21,508 - You left out anal-retentive. - Oh, and that, too. 889 00:56:21,610 --> 00:56:23,202 Is that what you think? 890 00:56:25,281 --> 00:56:27,841 Yes, that's what I think. 891 00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:32,877 Then I think that I'm sleeping somewhere else. 892 00:56:39,428 --> 00:56:40,861 I'm gonna fix that. 893 00:56:56,111 --> 00:56:57,635 Officer asleep. 894 00:57:16,865 --> 00:57:18,230 Go, Kelly! 895 00:57:19,635 --> 00:57:20,932 Go, Kelly! 896 00:57:21,570 --> 00:57:25,131 Be, be aggressive! Be aggressive! 897 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:29,939 Be, be aggressive! Be aggressive! Be, be aggressive! 898 00:57:30,045 --> 00:57:31,535 Be aggressive! 899 00:57:31,814 --> 00:57:36,649 Now put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care 900 00:57:36,986 --> 00:57:41,787 And if you think that Kelly is the best let me hear you say, "Oh, yeah!" 901 00:57:41,924 --> 00:57:43,050 Oh, yeah! 902 00:57:43,158 --> 00:57:45,217 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah! 903 00:57:45,327 --> 00:57:49,320 Go, Kelly. Go, Kelly The other team is 904 00:57:50,265 --> 00:57:51,391 Smelly 905 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:54,264 - They're quaking like they're - Jelly! 906 00:57:54,370 --> 00:57:56,964 - We got sisters from - New Delhi! 907 00:57:57,072 --> 00:57:59,438 - Go, Kelly! - Go, Kelly! 908 00:57:59,541 --> 00:58:01,839 The other team is smelly! 909 00:58:01,944 --> 00:58:04,105 They're quaking like they're jelly! 910 00:58:04,213 --> 00:58:06,613 We got sisters from New Delhi! 911 00:58:06,715 --> 00:58:08,273 Go, Kelly! 912 00:58:08,384 --> 00:58:10,079 Okay, phase two. 913 00:58:10,185 --> 00:58:13,848 I think that we just need one more big thing to push them over the edge. 914 00:58:13,956 --> 00:58:15,947 Have them catch you and Phoebe together? 915 00:58:16,058 --> 00:58:17,355 You're really sick. 916 00:58:17,459 --> 00:58:19,586 Okay, then have them catch you and Phoebe together. 917 00:58:19,695 --> 00:58:21,788 How about they catch me with my hands around your neck? 918 00:58:21,897 --> 00:58:24,229 Listen, the Commandant's coming this weekend. 919 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:27,666 They have to go to the trustees' dinner, and Mrs. Munion has the weekend off. 920 00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:30,762 Two words, "par" and "ty." 921 00:58:31,907 --> 00:58:34,034 - Party. - Yeah, I got that. 922 00:58:34,143 --> 00:58:37,408 No, it's a perfect idea, because Mom won't care and Frank's gonna hate it. 923 00:58:37,513 --> 00:58:39,572 You guys ready? Let's get to work. 924 00:58:40,249 --> 00:58:41,443 Oh, no, I can't! 925 00:58:41,550 --> 00:58:44,348 I still have to make, like, a million of these posters for the election! 926 00:58:44,453 --> 00:58:46,444 Yeah, for what, the class of '59? 927 00:58:46,555 --> 00:58:49,547 You couldn't get elected hall monitor with this. Here. 928 00:58:51,326 --> 00:58:53,658 Imagine this in a three-color spray paint. 929 00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:57,355 Nice. And I know some great campaign workers. 930 00:59:00,235 --> 00:59:01,793 William Beardsley for president, okay? 931 00:59:01,904 --> 00:59:04,737 Vote for William Beardsley! Vote William Beardsley! 932 00:59:07,142 --> 00:59:10,236 Hey, Brad. Vote William Beardsley. Great guy. 933 00:59:10,345 --> 00:59:11,312 Okay. 934 00:59:12,948 --> 00:59:14,006 What? 935 00:59:14,983 --> 00:59:16,041 Thank you. 936 00:59:16,251 --> 00:59:18,776 Thank you. William Beardsley for president. 937 00:59:18,887 --> 00:59:19,854 Vote for Beardsley. 938 00:59:20,422 --> 00:59:22,890 Vote for Will! Vote for Will! 939 00:59:23,959 --> 00:59:26,484 - Here you go! - Thanks. 940 00:59:33,735 --> 00:59:35,794 This could actually help get me elected. 941 00:59:35,904 --> 00:59:38,964 Yeah. Somebody might actually think you're cool... 942 00:59:39,074 --> 00:59:40,735 if they didn't know you. 943 00:59:41,944 --> 00:59:43,138 That's funny. 944 00:59:44,646 --> 00:59:45,874 We'll be home after midnight. 945 00:59:45,981 --> 00:59:47,608 Make sure the kids don't stay up too late. 946 00:59:47,716 --> 00:59:49,684 Have fun at the trustee dinner. 947 00:59:50,319 --> 00:59:52,014 - Ready? - Yeah. One minute. 948 00:59:53,622 --> 00:59:55,146 Are you timing me? 949 00:59:55,591 --> 00:59:57,752 - No. - No. Okay. 950 00:59:59,528 --> 01:00:00,688 - Hey, Mom. - Yeah, honey. 951 01:00:00,796 --> 01:00:03,765 William and I were wondering if we could have a couple friends over. 952 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:06,562 You know, after we put the little kids to sleep? 953 01:00:07,703 --> 01:00:09,227 Unbelievable. 954 01:00:09,638 --> 01:00:11,162 Can we, Mom? 955 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,738 Yeah, sweetheart. You have a good time. Okay, honey? 956 01:00:13,842 --> 01:00:15,867 - Thanks. You, too. - All right, sweetheart. 957 01:00:16,445 --> 01:00:19,312 She went for it. So, where are the little kids? 958 01:00:19,848 --> 01:00:21,076 I got them covered. 959 01:00:23,619 --> 01:00:26,019 Root beer chug! 960 01:00:40,702 --> 01:00:42,294 Ladies and gentlemen... 961 01:00:43,238 --> 01:00:47,402 first of all, I wanna thank Admiral Beardsley and his wife Helen... 962 01:00:47,509 --> 01:00:49,477 for this wonderful evening. 963 01:00:49,811 --> 01:00:53,178 Frank, you run a tight ship. 964 01:00:53,415 --> 01:00:55,474 You ought to see me on the water. 965 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:59,547 That's why, tonight, I'm gonna offer my recommendation... 966 01:00:59,888 --> 01:01:02,652 that Admiral Frank Beardsley... 967 01:01:03,825 --> 01:01:06,293 be my successor as Commandant. 968 01:01:11,066 --> 01:01:14,832 You know, Frank, being Commandant, you'll be at sea... 969 01:01:15,404 --> 01:01:17,372 wishing that you were home. 970 01:01:17,573 --> 01:01:20,906 Or you'll be in Washington, wishing that you were at sea! 971 01:01:21,577 --> 01:01:23,807 Let's all stand and applaud... 972 01:01:24,246 --> 01:01:27,579 Commandant Frank Beardsley. 973 01:01:35,290 --> 01:01:37,520 Thank you, Commandant Sherman. 974 01:01:38,894 --> 01:01:40,555 I know that... 975 01:01:42,397 --> 01:01:45,992 this command is an incredible opportunity... 976 01:01:47,102 --> 01:01:48,729 and a great honor. 977 01:01:49,504 --> 01:01:52,302 But I've just started here at the Academy... 978 01:01:53,508 --> 01:01:57,410 and it would not be fair to my cadets... 979 01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,176 nor would it be fair to my new family... 980 01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:04,544 who just about outnumber the cadets. 981 01:02:08,223 --> 01:02:09,690 And so, sir... 982 01:02:10,259 --> 01:02:14,491 I must respectfully decline. 983 01:02:15,397 --> 01:02:19,390 And I hope that you know how honored I am. 984 01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:29,040 Think you might reconsider? You wanna sleep on it? 985 01:02:29,144 --> 01:02:31,169 No, sir, I'm sure. Thank you. 986 01:02:32,447 --> 01:02:33,641 I'll do it. 987 01:02:33,749 --> 01:02:35,614 Get a load of this guy. 988 01:02:37,419 --> 01:02:39,887 You wanna sleep on it. I understand. 989 01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:56,036 All the girls and the boys and people making noises, let me hear you shout 990 01:02:56,138 --> 01:02:57,196 Bring them out, bring them out 991 01:02:57,306 --> 01:03:01,072 Pump up your fists in a twist like this till the lights go out 992 01:03:01,176 --> 01:03:02,302 Bring them out, bring them out 993 01:03:02,411 --> 01:03:06,905 Wake up, I'm calling you up I need a ride 994 01:03:07,015 --> 01:03:11,179 We're gonna shake up So hurry it up, no wasting time 995 01:03:11,286 --> 01:03:13,379 - What's going on, baby? - What are you doing? 996 01:03:13,488 --> 01:03:15,581 Oh, don't worry. Look, I'm making the money... 997 01:03:15,691 --> 01:03:18,626 but I'm gonna split it with everybody, minus a 10% service fee. 998 01:03:18,727 --> 01:03:20,695 Maybe with some other friends of mine 999 01:03:20,796 --> 01:03:22,491 Someone's coming round to pick him up 1000 01:03:22,597 --> 01:03:25,862 Right now I want the girls and the boys and people making noise 1001 01:03:25,967 --> 01:03:28,299 Let me hear you shout 1002 01:03:28,437 --> 01:03:30,302 What is this? I didn't order any beer. 1003 01:03:30,405 --> 01:03:33,738 Don't look at me. I just wanted to break our parents up, not go to jail! 1004 01:03:33,842 --> 01:03:37,801 Yeah, I don't know why I even try 1005 01:03:37,913 --> 01:03:41,144 - I didn't order pizza. - Well, somebody did. 1006 01:03:41,283 --> 01:03:45,344 And somebody owes me $379, plus tip. 1007 01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:48,480 - $379? - Plus tip. 1008 01:03:48,924 --> 01:03:50,482 I'll be right back. 1009 01:03:55,997 --> 01:03:57,294 Gross. 1010 01:03:58,367 --> 01:04:00,995 Yo, Christina. Cool party. 1011 01:04:01,403 --> 01:04:02,734 Hey, Nick. 1012 01:04:04,139 --> 01:04:06,630 Phoebe's out trying to raise money for pizza. 1013 01:04:07,676 --> 01:04:10,440 - Maybe I came to see you. - Me? 1014 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,938 Wow. I can't believe you're really into me. 1015 01:04:15,217 --> 01:04:17,310 You're hot. Why wouldn't I be? 1016 01:04:17,419 --> 01:04:20,115 I don't know. Maybe because... 1017 01:04:23,525 --> 01:04:25,652 Phoebe is my sister. 1018 01:04:29,564 --> 01:04:31,930 - Hey, Phoebe. - Get lost, loser. 1019 01:04:37,139 --> 01:04:40,131 - Look, I'm really sorry. - No, no, I'm so sorry. 1020 01:04:40,242 --> 01:04:43,234 Let's promise never to let boys come between us again. 1021 01:04:43,378 --> 01:04:45,972 Yeah, like that's really gonna happen. 1022 01:04:48,483 --> 01:04:49,677 Come on. 1023 01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:57,755 Oh, no. 1024 01:04:58,693 --> 01:05:00,661 Yo, what's up, dude? 1025 01:05:07,335 --> 01:05:10,304 Let's just take a deep breath, Frank. 1026 01:05:16,077 --> 01:05:17,669 Yo, B, nice hat. 1027 01:05:17,779 --> 01:05:19,110 Ahoy, matey. 1028 01:05:21,316 --> 01:05:22,613 Oh, boy. 1029 01:05:22,717 --> 01:05:25,618 - Jimi, I've been looking all over for... - There you go. 1030 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,914 Phoebe! 1031 01:05:27,556 --> 01:05:30,150 - Hi. - What is going on here? 1032 01:05:30,692 --> 01:05:32,887 Mom said that we could have some people over. 1033 01:05:32,994 --> 01:05:34,461 - You agreed to this? - No. 1034 01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:37,123 Phoebe, I said you could have a few friends over. 1035 01:05:37,232 --> 01:05:39,097 I did not agree to this. 1036 01:05:39,668 --> 01:05:42,660 Where's everybody else? Where are the little kids? 1037 01:05:43,605 --> 01:05:48,508 Need more chocolate. 1038 01:06:08,063 --> 01:06:11,328 Would everyone who lives here please raise your hand? 1039 01:06:15,403 --> 01:06:18,600 Anyone else remaining here after five minutes... 1040 01:06:18,707 --> 01:06:22,507 will be forcibly conscripted into the United States Coast Guard. 1041 01:06:37,292 --> 01:06:39,954 Sir, there is the matter of $379, plus... 1042 01:06:44,366 --> 01:06:45,765 Kitchen! 1043 01:06:46,601 --> 01:06:48,592 All right, everybody fall in! 1044 01:06:49,371 --> 01:06:51,134 I said, "Fall in!" 1045 01:06:51,273 --> 01:06:55,175 Dylan, Phoebe, I am very disappointed in both of you. 1046 01:06:55,277 --> 01:06:58,110 Disappointed? Is that what you are, Helen? 1047 01:06:58,213 --> 01:06:59,646 Disappointed? 1048 01:06:59,748 --> 01:07:02,546 - William, Christina, front and center. - Frank, take it easy. 1049 01:07:02,651 --> 01:07:03,743 No, Helen. 1050 01:07:03,852 --> 01:07:08,414 There has been enough taking it easy around here. That clearly doesn't work. 1051 01:07:08,657 --> 01:07:11,490 I should have never gone against my better judgment. 1052 01:07:11,593 --> 01:07:13,584 This is why we have rules. 1053 01:07:13,695 --> 01:07:16,528 Do you hear yourself? Because it's not all about rules. 1054 01:07:16,631 --> 01:07:19,099 You sound like some military robot, Frank! 1055 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:24,035 Yeah? Well, you sound like a big Free To Be You and Me flake. 1056 01:07:29,878 --> 01:07:32,938 You have one hour to get this place cleaned up. 1057 01:07:42,123 --> 01:07:44,853 There is nothing wrong with having rules. 1058 01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,452 Everybody lives by them. The entire universe lives by them. 1059 01:07:48,563 --> 01:07:51,862 Well, then, Frank, that's the last thing these kids need from me. 1060 01:07:51,967 --> 01:07:53,935 There's only one rule I know, and that's... 1061 01:07:54,035 --> 01:07:57,903 "At any time, all of this could be over, taken away from you forever." 1062 01:07:58,006 --> 01:08:00,338 And then who needs more rules after that? 1063 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,538 I can't live like this anymore, Frank, and neither can my kids. 1064 01:08:08,650 --> 01:08:10,379 I don't know how yours do it. 1065 01:08:10,485 --> 01:08:14,854 My kids got along just fine until we moved in together. 1066 01:08:15,690 --> 01:08:19,319 - Everything was shipshape. - Oh, Frank. 1067 01:08:19,928 --> 01:08:22,726 It's obvious that we got into this way too fast. 1068 01:08:23,231 --> 01:08:26,632 I thought we could just pick up where we left off in high school. 1069 01:08:26,735 --> 01:08:30,000 But maybe that's a lot longer ago than we both realized. 1070 01:08:31,239 --> 01:08:33,036 Maybe it was. 1071 01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:40,270 Hey, you know what, Frank? 1072 01:08:41,616 --> 01:08:43,675 I think you should take that job. 1073 01:08:43,785 --> 01:08:46,777 - I told you, I don't want to take the... - No, just come on! 1074 01:08:46,888 --> 01:08:49,823 We both know what your better judgment is telling you, okay? 1075 01:08:49,924 --> 01:08:52,392 You know what? Just please go. Just go. 1076 01:08:57,298 --> 01:09:00,324 Does this mean you're not going to be my brother anymore? 1077 01:09:00,435 --> 01:09:01,868 I don't know. 1078 01:09:09,711 --> 01:09:13,238 Let's get this party started. Who wants a double-stuffed? 1079 01:09:17,118 --> 01:09:19,678 Helen cried herself to sleep tonight. 1080 01:09:20,021 --> 01:09:22,717 We should be ashamed. It's all our fault. 1081 01:09:23,258 --> 01:09:27,888 Yeah. My mom was happier with your dorky dad than I've seen her in years. 1082 01:09:28,730 --> 01:09:30,459 And we totally screwed it up. 1083 01:09:30,565 --> 01:09:34,399 But this is what we wanted, remember? Two separate families. 1084 01:09:34,502 --> 01:09:37,562 Yeah, but I didn't know it would feel like this. 1085 01:09:37,939 --> 01:09:39,031 Yeah. 1086 01:10:15,643 --> 01:10:17,770 - Hello? - Hi. 1087 01:10:19,214 --> 01:10:20,476 It's me. 1088 01:10:21,716 --> 01:10:22,876 Hi. 1089 01:10:24,152 --> 01:10:28,088 I've been thinking a lot about what you said... 1090 01:10:29,257 --> 01:10:31,088 and I... 1091 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:36,358 I think maybe I will take that job. 1092 01:10:53,381 --> 01:10:54,541 Well... 1093 01:10:55,683 --> 01:10:58,584 you know, Frank, we have to talk to the kids. 1094 01:11:01,656 --> 01:11:03,146 I'll tell them. 1095 01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:06,918 Okay. 1096 01:11:11,733 --> 01:11:14,224 Well, I'll see you. 1097 01:11:15,136 --> 01:11:16,364 Goodbye. 1098 01:11:30,018 --> 01:11:32,885 Hey, look who it is. It's the freaks. 1099 01:11:33,354 --> 01:11:35,948 Yeah, why don't you go home to your shoe? 1100 01:11:36,057 --> 01:11:39,652 - Shut up! - Did you just tell him to shut up? 1101 01:11:39,761 --> 01:11:41,729 Is there a problem, punk? 1102 01:11:42,163 --> 01:11:43,187 What's it to you? 1103 01:11:43,298 --> 01:11:46,426 You mess with my brothers, you mess with me. 1104 01:11:47,635 --> 01:11:49,125 - Sure. - And me. 1105 01:11:49,237 --> 01:11:51,330 - And me. - And me. 1106 01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,066 - And me. - And me. 1107 01:11:53,174 --> 01:11:54,641 And me. 1108 01:11:54,742 --> 01:11:56,232 It's all good. 1109 01:11:56,544 --> 01:12:00,640 Otter, are these the kids that have a problem with big families? 1110 01:12:00,748 --> 01:12:04,445 - They say we share our underpants. - That's just ignorance. 1111 01:12:04,786 --> 01:12:07,448 And do you know how to stop ignorance? 1112 01:12:08,656 --> 01:12:10,385 - Education? - Close. 1113 01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,259 Butt-whupping. 1114 01:12:13,061 --> 01:12:15,791 - Let's go! - Come on! 1115 01:12:18,566 --> 01:12:19,999 Hey, what's going on, guys? 1116 01:12:20,101 --> 01:12:22,194 Just some kids messing with our little brothers. 1117 01:12:22,303 --> 01:12:24,703 - But we handled it. - Family style! 1118 01:12:24,806 --> 01:12:26,899 William! You won the election! 1119 01:12:29,878 --> 01:12:32,847 Does this mean that you move to the White House? 1120 01:12:37,585 --> 01:12:40,850 - Way to go, Willie. - Couldn't have done it without you, Bro. 1121 01:13:21,996 --> 01:13:23,486 Dad, guess what happened today at school? 1122 01:13:23,598 --> 01:13:24,565 Hey, I wanna tell him. 1123 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:26,133 Have you ever heard yourself tell a story? 1124 01:13:26,234 --> 01:13:27,326 You have a tendency of rambling. 1125 01:13:27,435 --> 01:13:29,130 Okay, listen up, guys! 1126 01:13:30,471 --> 01:13:32,564 I have something important to say. 1127 01:13:34,809 --> 01:13:37,243 - We're leaving? - What? No. 1128 01:13:37,378 --> 01:13:38,606 Do we have to leave? 1129 01:13:38,713 --> 01:13:40,840 Look, just 'cause you and Mom had a little fight... 1130 01:13:40,949 --> 01:13:43,281 - that's no reason... - It was a big fight. 1131 01:13:44,819 --> 01:13:47,014 This whole thing is our fault. 1132 01:13:49,757 --> 01:13:53,659 We tried to make all of you live with people... 1133 01:13:53,761 --> 01:13:56,457 that you have nothing in common with... 1134 01:13:57,532 --> 01:13:59,932 and that was self-centered of us. 1135 01:14:00,234 --> 01:14:01,963 It was pigheaded. 1136 01:14:02,136 --> 01:14:04,604 And I'd like to talk about this more... 1137 01:14:04,706 --> 01:14:06,867 but my ship sails in a half-hour. 1138 01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:08,567 Where are you going? 1139 01:14:08,676 --> 01:14:11,611 I have to visit all the commands on the East Coast... 1140 01:14:11,713 --> 01:14:13,806 to prep for my new job. 1141 01:14:15,516 --> 01:14:17,814 So let's lose the long faces. 1142 01:14:25,059 --> 01:14:29,496 Now, if you ever need anything, that means all of you North kids... 1143 01:14:31,632 --> 01:14:35,124 you just call me. I'll be there. Got it? 1144 01:14:38,573 --> 01:14:40,006 Bye, Frank. 1145 01:14:45,313 --> 01:14:47,042 William, you know the routine. 1146 01:14:47,148 --> 01:14:50,379 Mrs. Munion will bring you down to Washington once I get us set up. 1147 01:14:50,485 --> 01:14:52,350 - But you can't go. - Come on, Dad. 1148 01:14:52,453 --> 01:14:54,216 - Please! - Please. 1149 01:14:54,689 --> 01:14:55,883 Listen. 1150 01:14:56,324 --> 01:15:00,454 I promise everything will be exactly as it was before. 1151 01:15:01,062 --> 01:15:02,893 This is our last move. 1152 01:15:07,802 --> 01:15:09,269 I have to go. 1153 01:15:20,048 --> 01:15:23,211 You're not gonna tell him you won Class President? 1154 01:15:24,385 --> 01:15:26,876 - Doesn't matter anymore. - What are you gonna do? 1155 01:15:26,988 --> 01:15:29,821 I'm gonna pack and we're gonna move, just like every other time. 1156 01:15:29,924 --> 01:15:32,916 So that's it? We're just gonna give in and let this happen? 1157 01:15:33,027 --> 01:15:36,190 - You know the drill, Christina. - William, wait! Wait! 1158 01:15:36,297 --> 01:15:37,924 - What? - Please... 1159 01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:40,599 I don't wanna lose another mommy. 1160 01:15:40,968 --> 01:15:42,560 He's right. 1161 01:15:57,085 --> 01:15:59,485 Well, then I guess we better stop that boat. 1162 01:15:59,587 --> 01:16:01,350 - Yay! - Yay! 1163 01:16:02,457 --> 01:16:04,948 Kelly! Some of you guys should stay here and wait for Mom. 1164 01:16:05,059 --> 01:16:07,459 - Got it. - All right, as for the rest of us... 1165 01:16:07,562 --> 01:16:09,029 let's do this. 1166 01:16:09,564 --> 01:16:12,260 Ship's company! Atten-hut! 1167 01:16:21,642 --> 01:16:23,610 I know how to cheer Mom up. 1168 01:16:23,711 --> 01:16:26,145 Let's put her room back to the way she likes it. 1169 01:16:26,247 --> 01:16:27,976 - Yeah! - Let's do it! 1170 01:16:46,801 --> 01:16:47,927 Lau! 1171 01:17:19,834 --> 01:17:21,028 Help! 1172 01:17:23,037 --> 01:17:24,834 Mrs. Munion! 1173 01:17:31,045 --> 01:17:34,947 - Oh, my God! - Mrs. Munion! 1174 01:17:36,617 --> 01:17:38,278 Help! 1175 01:17:39,654 --> 01:17:42,282 Hold on! Hold on! 1176 01:17:48,629 --> 01:17:49,926 Surprise! 1177 01:17:50,131 --> 01:17:52,258 Mrs. Munion, what is going on? 1178 01:17:52,733 --> 01:17:55,793 I was just vacuuming up a storm and... 1179 01:17:55,903 --> 01:17:58,030 Where is everybody? Where are the big kids? 1180 01:17:58,139 --> 01:18:00,198 They all went to go stop Dad. 1181 01:18:00,308 --> 01:18:02,469 And we stayed here to mess the place up... 1182 01:18:02,577 --> 01:18:05,171 because you were so mad when we cleaned it up. 1183 01:18:05,279 --> 01:18:07,804 We changed our minds about the plan to break you up. 1184 01:18:07,915 --> 01:18:09,906 We like living together. 1185 01:18:10,351 --> 01:18:12,410 You planned to break us up? 1186 01:18:15,156 --> 01:18:17,590 - Oh? Come on, kids. Come on. - No, Mom. 1187 01:18:17,692 --> 01:18:20,559 - What? We have to go. - Remember the old you? 1188 01:18:21,262 --> 01:18:23,093 Spanking is never the answer. 1189 01:18:23,197 --> 01:18:26,724 No, honey, no spanking. Come on, kids. I know what we need to do. 1190 01:18:32,039 --> 01:18:35,031 - Commandant on the bridge. - Welcome aboard, sir. 1191 01:18:35,276 --> 01:18:37,608 - Happy to be aboard. - Thank you, sir. 1192 01:18:38,079 --> 01:18:41,139 Admiral, we've cleared the seaboard. We're ready to pick up full speed. 1193 01:18:41,249 --> 01:18:45,379 Ask Admiral Beardsley. Soon it's all gonna be his. 1194 01:18:45,753 --> 01:18:48,187 Frank, you give the orders. 1195 01:18:50,524 --> 01:18:52,492 Awaiting your command, Admiral. 1196 01:18:54,061 --> 01:18:56,359 - All stop! - All stop, aye! 1197 01:19:30,431 --> 01:19:31,955 Now what? 1198 01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:34,934 It's my kids. 1199 01:19:39,473 --> 01:19:42,408 - Drop the sail. - Yes, sir, Captain. 1200 01:19:42,510 --> 01:19:44,603 - Secure those lines. - Securing lines. 1201 01:19:44,712 --> 01:19:47,704 - Prepare to come alongside. - Aye, aye, sir. 1202 01:19:51,819 --> 01:19:54,913 - What are you doing here? - Stopping you! 1203 01:19:55,022 --> 01:19:57,422 Dad, we have a confession. 1204 01:19:57,525 --> 01:20:00,187 We were behind everything, all the fights. 1205 01:20:00,294 --> 01:20:01,955 We tried to break you and Mom up... 1206 01:20:02,063 --> 01:20:03,928 so we could go back to the way things were. 1207 01:20:04,031 --> 01:20:05,555 We made a huge mistake. 1208 01:20:05,666 --> 01:20:08,134 And we realize that we should all be a family. 1209 01:20:08,235 --> 01:20:10,863 - Come on, Dad! Come on home. - We need to be together! 1210 01:20:10,971 --> 01:20:13,405 - Come on, Dad, let's go home! - We need you. 1211 01:20:14,008 --> 01:20:17,307 I'm sorry, guys. It's already too late. 1212 01:20:17,411 --> 01:20:19,606 Your mom is really... 1213 01:20:34,995 --> 01:20:37,259 My beautiful lighthouse keeper. 1214 01:20:57,284 --> 01:20:58,911 I'm sorry. 1215 01:20:59,887 --> 01:21:01,286 I am, too. 1216 01:21:03,557 --> 01:21:06,754 - This is where I belong. - Yeah. 1217 01:21:07,661 --> 01:21:09,595 And I think my kids agree. 1218 01:21:09,697 --> 01:21:12,188 - Yeah! - Your kids? 1219 01:21:14,201 --> 01:21:15,463 Our kids. 1220 01:21:18,038 --> 01:21:21,030 - Will you marry me again? - Yeah. 1221 01:21:21,809 --> 01:21:24,744 Only this time, the right way. 1222 01:21:25,079 --> 01:21:26,273 Hi. 1223 01:21:43,631 --> 01:21:45,599 - You know what we need? - What? 1224 01:21:45,699 --> 01:21:47,599 Group hug! 1225 01:22:22,903 --> 01:22:23,995 - Hi, you've reached Frank. - Helen. 1226 01:22:24,104 --> 01:22:25,071 - Harry. - Jimi. 1227 01:22:25,172 --> 01:22:26,161 - Marisa. - Bina. 1228 01:22:26,273 --> 01:22:27,240 - Naoko. - Michael. 1229 01:22:27,341 --> 01:22:28,330 - Aldo. - Dylan. 1230 01:22:28,442 --> 01:22:29,409 - Joni. - Phoebe. 1231 01:22:29,510 --> 01:22:30,477 - William. - Otter. 1232 01:22:30,578 --> 01:22:31,567 - Ely. - Christina. 1233 01:22:31,679 --> 01:22:32,646 - Ethan. - Mick. 1234 01:22:32,746 --> 01:22:33,735 - Lau. - Kelly. 1235 01:22:33,848 --> 01:22:36,112 - Leave your message at the beep. - Yeah! 1236 01:22:38,248 --> 01:22:50,112 THE END Subtitles by: Reklame1193180