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Heat. Heat.

Here

we go.

Odin, Lord Valhalla, can you hear me?

Odin, Lord Valhalla, can you hear me?

Odin, Lord Valhalla, can you hear me? Master of sorcery and of poetry, I call

Master of sorcery and of poetry, I call

Master of sorcery and of poetry, I call you, summon you to my world.

you, summon you to my world.

you, summon you to my world. Ages gone and ages yet to come.

Ages gone and ages yet to come.

Ages gone and ages yet to come. Master of them all, leader from the

Master of them all, leader from the

Master of them all, leader from the light and into the dark.

Moonless water, turmoil and pavement for

Moonless water, turmoil and pavement for

Moonless water, turmoil and pavement for my concern.

my concern.

my concern. I offer up in recompense my soul to you.

I offer up in recompense my soul to you.

I offer up in recompense my soul to you. I dearly depart.

I dearly depart.

I dearly depart. Silly.

Silly.

Silly. What a load of absolute [\h__\h]

It's too many memories.

Heads

I stay,

I stay,

I stay, tails I go.

Oh,

you

know

the Oh,

don't

Yeah.

D

down.

I feel hell.

I'm off.

I'm off.

I'm off. >> Where to this time?

>> Where to this time?

>> Where to this time? >> To a festival in Clether. I'll be back

>> To a festival in Clether. I'll be back

>> To a festival in Clether. I'll be back in a couple of days.

It's Dr. Wiseman here, Mr. Likely.

It's Dr. Wiseman here, Mr. Likely.

It's Dr. Wiseman here, Mr. Likely. Haven't reviewed your medical notes. We

Haven't reviewed your medical notes. We

Haven't reviewed your medical notes. We need to change your blood pressure

need to change your blood pressure

need to change your blood pressure tablets.

tablets.

tablets. >> No thanks. I feel all right. I don't

>> No thanks. I feel all right. I don't

>> No thanks. I feel all right. I don't want to take anymore anyway.

want to take anymore anyway.

want to take anymore anyway. >> Are you sure about that? I stopped

>> Are you sure about that? I stopped

>> Are you sure about that? I stopped taking them weeks ago. I've been

taking them weeks ago. I've been

taking them weeks ago. I've been checking my own blood pressure at home

checking my own blood pressure at home

checking my own blood pressure at home and and actually it's normal.

and and actually it's normal.

and and actually it's normal. >> The last exam showed an elevated

>> The last exam showed an elevated

>> The last exam showed an elevated reading.

reading.

reading. >> You blood suckers. You've been putting

>> You blood suckers. You've been putting

>> You blood suckers. You've been putting me on these pills and you've been making

me on these pills and you've been making

me on these pills and you've been making money out of me and you you should be

money out of me and you you should be

money out of me and you you should be ashamed of yourselves working for the

ashamed of yourselves working for the

ashamed of yourselves working for the NHS as as well.

NHS as as well.

NHS as as well. >> Mr. Likely, that's not the right

>> Mr. Likely, that's not the right

>> Mr. Likely, that's not the right attitude. I'm committed to your ongoing

attitude. I'm committed to your ongoing

attitude. I'm committed to your ongoing care and part of the care is monitoring

care and part of the care is monitoring

care and part of the care is monitoring and managing your blood pressure. I'm

and managing your blood pressure. I'm

and managing your blood pressure. I'm moving today anyway, so I've got to

moving today anyway, so I've got to

moving today anyway, so I've got to change my GP. So, thank you for nothing.

change my GP. So, thank you for nothing.

change my GP. So, thank you for nothing. Now, drop dead.

When you're ready, Stella King.

When you're ready, Stella King.

When you're ready, Stella King. >> Yes. Yes, of course, darling.

And now the gloomy shadow of the earth,

And now the gloomy shadow of the earth,

And now the gloomy shadow of the earth, longing to view Orion's drizzling look,

longing to view Orion's drizzling look,

longing to view Orion's drizzling look, leaps from the Antarctic world and dims

leaps from the Antarctic world and dims

leaps from the Antarctic world and dims the welcome with her pitchy breath.

the welcome with her pitchy breath.

the welcome with her pitchy breath. >> Next.

Don't I know you? Don't we know each

Don't I know you? Don't we know each

Don't I know you? Don't we know each other?

other?

other? >> I don't think so.

>> I don't think so.

>> I don't think so. >> Yes, we do.

>> Yes, we do.

>> Yes, we do. It's me, Stella. Stella King. Darling,

It's me, Stella. Stella King. Darling,

It's me, Stella. Stella King. Darling, aren't you an actor? I'm not a bloody

aren't you an actor? I'm not a bloody

aren't you an actor? I'm not a bloody actor.

actor.

actor. >> Have I seen you in an audition?

>> Have I seen you in an audition?

>> Have I seen you in an audition? >> Not bleeding lightly.

>> Not bleeding lightly.

>> Not bleeding lightly. >> Wait, wait. It's coming to me.

>> Sit. Chow.

The extinguishers need cleaning. It's

The extinguishers need cleaning. It's

The extinguishers need cleaning. It's going to be another late night again.

going to be another late night again.

going to be another late night again. >> Good.

>> Good.

>> Good. I'm glad we get to spend a little bit of

I'm glad we get to spend a little bit of

I'm glad we get to spend a little bit of a time alone with you.

Dad, where are you?

Dad, where are you?

Dad, where are you? >> Hello, lad. I'm on the way. I had to

>> Hello, lad. I'm on the way. I had to

>> Hello, lad. I'm on the way. I had to call the doctor to tell them I'm moving.

call the doctor to tell them I'm moving.

call the doctor to tell them I'm moving. >> They tried to palm me off with more

>> They tried to palm me off with more

>> They tried to palm me off with more bloody tablets. You

bloody tablets. You

bloody tablets. You >> should take them. Do what the doctor

>> should take them. Do what the doctor

>> should take them. Do what the doctor says.

says.

says. >> I'm 78. I don't want to be taking any

>> I'm 78. I don't want to be taking any

>> I'm 78. I don't want to be taking any more pills. It didn't help your mother,

more pills. It didn't help your mother,

more pills. It didn't help your mother, did it?

did it?

did it? >> Guess not.

>> Guess not.

>> Guess not. >> He's the angry, difficult one as home.

>> He's the angry, difficult one as home.

>> He's the angry, difficult one as home. >> You're the otherwise known as Shu.

>> You're the otherwise known as Shu.

>> You're the otherwise known as Shu. >> He's gone away for a couple of days.

>> He's gone away for a couple of days.

>> He's gone away for a couple of days. >> His name's Hugh. You on your way over?

>> His name's Hugh. You on your way over?

>> His name's Hugh. You on your way over? >> Yes. I'm not sure I'm doing the right

>> Yes. I'm not sure I'm doing the right

>> Yes. I'm not sure I'm doing the right thing.

thing.

thing. >> Where else are you going to go? Home.

>> Where else are you going to go? Home.

>> Where else are you going to go? Home. None of them will have you. Difficult

None of them will have you. Difficult

None of them will have you. Difficult swine.

swine.

swine. This is the better of two evils.

This is the better of two evils.

This is the better of two evils. >> I got one suitcase. I left everything in

>> I got one suitcase. I left everything in

>> I got one suitcase. I left everything in the house. I don't want any of it. Skip

the house. I don't want any of it. Skip

the house. I don't want any of it. Skip it all.

it all.

it all. >> Are you sure?

>> Are you sure?

>> Are you sure? >> Yes. It's all too painful. The lot has

>> Yes. It's all too painful. The lot has

>> Yes. It's all too painful. The lot has to go. I've saved some bits and pieces.

to go. I've saved some bits and pieces.

to go. I've saved some bits and pieces. >> He's clearing out the bigger room this

>> He's clearing out the bigger room this

>> He's clearing out the bigger room this weekend.

weekend.

weekend. >> Yeah. They'll bleed.

>> I don't speak Norwegian. Mom never

>> I don't speak Norwegian. Mom never

>> I don't speak Norwegian. Mom never taught me.

taught me.

taught me. >> Sorry. Sorry. What did you say? The

>> Sorry. Sorry. What did you say? The

>> Sorry. Sorry. What did you say? The line's bad. Look, I'm nearly there.

That's it.

I do. I really want to, but I've got to

I do. I really want to, but I've got to

I do. I really want to, but I've got to think it's true.

think it's true.

think it's true. >> Like he thinks about you. Once an

>> Like he thinks about you. Once an

>> Like he thinks about you. Once an addict, always an addict.

addict, always an addict.

addict, always an addict. >> That's not true.

>> We got a good thing going here.

You're late again, Mr. Lightly.

You're late again, Mr. Lightly.

You're late again, Mr. Lightly. >> Yeah, sorry. I I had Mark today. We both

>> Yeah, sorry. I I had Mark today. We both

>> Yeah, sorry. I I had Mark today. We both know that's not true.

know that's not true.

know that's not true. Now, this is your last chance. Miss

Now, this is your last chance. Miss

Now, this is your last chance. Miss another class or if I get a complaint

another class or if I get a complaint

another class or if I get a complaint from a student, then I'll have no other

from a student, then I'll have no other

from a student, then I'll have no other recourse than to terminate your

recourse than to terminate your

recourse than to terminate your employment here.

employment here.

employment here. >> I'll improve. I will. I promise.

>> I'll improve. I will. I promise.

>> I'll improve. I will. I promise. >> All right.

>> All right.

>> All right. We'll talk about it later.

We'll talk about it later.

We'll talk about it later. >> I've got to go. But I mean it.

>> I've got to go. But I mean it.

>> I've got to go. But I mean it. >> This is your last chance.

>> This is your last chance.

>> This is your last chance. >> Right. Thank you. Thank you.

>> Right. Thank you. Thank you.

>> Right. Thank you. Thank you. >> Your other work needs to see some

>> Your other work needs to see some

>> Your other work needs to see some improvement, too. Do I make myself

improvement, too. Do I make myself

improvement, too. Do I make myself clear?

clear?

clear? >> You're not shifting enough product.

>> You're not shifting enough product.

>> You're not shifting enough product. >> Yes, I I know it's slow. I'll go to some

>> Yes, I I know it's slow. I'll go to some

>> Yes, I I know it's slow. I'll go to some clubs this weekend.

clubs this weekend.

clubs this weekend. >> Good.

It's not been a very good term for you,

It's not been a very good term for you,

It's not been a very good term for you, has it, Mr. Likely?

has it, Mr. Likely?

has it, Mr. Likely? speaking to you is a great weight of my

speaking to you is a great weight of my

speaking to you is a great weight of my mind.

mind.

mind. >> It wouldn't be good for you to be sacked

>> It wouldn't be good for you to be sacked

>> It wouldn't be good for you to be sacked at this stage of your career now, would

at this stage of your career now, would

at this stage of your career now, would it? Mr.

>> How's everything in commentary?

>> How's everything in commentary?

>> How's everything in commentary? >> Great. Actually, no, I've got to go.

>> Great. Actually, no, I've got to go.

>> Great. Actually, no, I've got to go. I'll speak to you later. Okay, take

I'll speak to you later. Okay, take

I'll speak to you later. Okay, take care.

care.

care. >> Bye, [\h__\h]

What are you going to let me in? I'm not

What are you going to let me in? I'm not

What are you going to let me in? I'm not a bleeding vampire.

>> Come on then. I'll show you to your

>> Come on then. I'll show you to your

>> Come on then. I'll show you to your room.

room.

room. >> You better not be that pokey little

>> You better not be that pokey little

>> You better not be that pokey little bugger. I've got needs. I want the

bugger. I've got needs. I want the

bugger. I've got needs. I want the bigger room.

Good morning everyone. I'm Patrick

Good morning everyone. I'm Patrick

Good morning everyone. I'm Patrick Skeleton.

Skeleton.

Skeleton. >> What do you want? There's no money.

You'll

You'll

You'll >> get caught one day.

>> I very much doubt that.

>> I very much doubt that.

>> I very much doubt that. >> I've been in this game a very

>> I've been in this game a very

>> I've been in this game a very long time.

>> I'll go to the authorities.

and who's going to believe you?

and who's going to believe you?

and who's going to believe you? A N Dwell University professor,

drug addict.

I'll never go near that nasty, hairy,

I'll never go near that nasty, hairy,

I'll never go near that nasty, hairy, cheesy thing again.

Oh, I'm sure you will.

Only the ones that don't use don't have

Only the ones that don't use don't have

Only the ones that don't use don't have to. And you, Mr. Likely,

to. And you, Mr. Likely,

to. And you, Mr. Likely, are a very heavy user.

are a very heavy user.

are a very heavy user. And don't forget my perfect cover.

And don't forget my perfect cover.

And don't forget my perfect cover. Principal.

Principal.

Principal. Who would suspect somebody like that?

Who would suspect somebody like that?

Who would suspect somebody like that? something like me.

There's another stash tomorrow.

And I haven't forgotten about that money

And I haven't forgotten about that money

And I haven't forgotten about that money you stole ow me.

you stole ow me.

you stole ow me. Oh, and also

I've had some complaints from some of

I've had some complaints from some of

I've had some complaints from some of the male students.

the male students.

the male students. Yeah, you really need to curb your WHT.

>> What's WHT?

>> What's WHT?

>> What's WHT? Oh, sorry. It's an acronym. Oldfashioned

Oh, sorry. It's an acronym. Oldfashioned

Oh, sorry. It's an acronym. Oldfashioned I know.

I know.

I know. It stands for

wondering and trouble

wondering and trouble

wondering and trouble and you

and you

and you got a really bad case of it.

Just another failing on your part

Just another failing on your part

Just another failing on your part that helps me keep you in your place.

The elements

Nobody.

Hello sailor.

>> I've never been to sea.

>> I've never been to sea.

>> I've never been to sea. >> Bet you go with a bit of ro.

>> I'd love a drink.

>> I'd love a drink.

>> I'd love a drink. >> You've already got one.

>> You've already got one.

>> You've already got one. How about big stad

What have you done to me?

What have you done to me?

What have you done to me? >> You run. Oh, get

>> pervert.

>> pervert.

>> pervert. >> Feracious.

>> Change me back.

>> Change me back.

>> Change me back. >> Too late. I can't. Your journey's begun.

>> Too late. I can't. Your journey's begun.

>> Too late. I can't. Your journey's begun. I want to find myself again.

I want to find myself again.

I want to find myself again. >> It's a byproduct of the contract, a sub

>> It's a byproduct of the contract, a sub

>> It's a byproduct of the contract, a sub clause, darling. Life guaranteed to have

clause, darling. Life guaranteed to have

clause, darling. Life guaranteed to have you back.

you back.

you back. >> They should have told me and warned me.

>> They should have told me and warned me.

>> They should have told me and warned me. >> They give us no time. We want instant

>> They give us no time. We want instant

>> They give us no time. We want instant results. Now we have them. We should be

results. Now we have them. We should be

results. Now we have them. We should be happy. But we're not.

Where are those pissing pills?

Sweet bleeding Jesus.

Shut up, Tinkle.

Shut up, Tinkle.

Shut up, Tinkle. Tinkle, shut up.

Mommy

Mommy

Mommy calling.

>> Answer the phone.

>> Answer the phone.

>> Answer the phone. >> You're up late.

>> You're up late.

>> You're up late. >> How do you feel?

>> How do you feel?

>> How do you feel? >> Like [\h__\h] The tablets aren't working.

>> Like [\h__\h] The tablets aren't working.

>> Like [\h__\h] The tablets aren't working. The pain in my chest is awful.

The pain in my chest is awful.

The pain in my chest is awful. >> Go and see the doctor.

>> Go and see the doctor.

>> Go and see the doctor. >> I did. He just upped the dosage. I'm

>> I did. He just upped the dosage. I'm

>> I did. He just upped the dosage. I'm sick of pills. Sick of cancer.

sick of pills. Sick of cancer.

sick of pills. Sick of cancer. Did you see the program about the people

Did you see the program about the people

Did you see the program about the people living with all those rats in their

living with all those rats in their

living with all those rats in their house?

house?

house? >> No.

>> Disgusting.

>> Disgusting.

>> Disgusting. >> Shut up. Were they pets?

>> Shut up. Were they pets?

>> Shut up. Were they pets? >> I've got no idea. Bloody awful. crapping

>> I've got no idea. Bloody awful. crapping

>> I've got no idea. Bloody awful. crapping and peeing all over the place.

and peeing all over the place.

and peeing all over the place. That dog's barking again. You'll have

That dog's barking again. You'll have

That dog's barking again. You'll have the council on your back. I won't pay

the council on your back. I won't pay

the council on your back. I won't pay the fine next time. I need my money in

the fine next time. I need my money in

the fine next time. I need my money in the state I'm in and all.

the state I'm in and all.

the state I'm in and all. >> Had this conversation before. I don't

>> Had this conversation before. I don't

>> Had this conversation before. I don't watch TV. And I am not getting rid of

watch TV. And I am not getting rid of

watch TV. And I am not getting rid of Tinkle.

Tinkle.

Tinkle. >> God knows why you've got that foul

>> God knows why you've got that foul

>> God knows why you've got that foul smelling rat thing. Anyway,

smelling rat thing. Anyway,

smelling rat thing. Anyway, what are you on about? You've got a TV

what are you on about? You've got a TV

what are you on about? You've got a TV in your bedroom.

in your bedroom.

in your bedroom. >> It's for my box set, not for the telly.

>> Christ,

>> Christ,

>> Christ, a nasty letter from the bleeding TV

a nasty letter from the bleeding TV

a nasty letter from the bleeding TV licensing people. Told you they'd be on

licensing people. Told you they'd be on

licensing people. Told you they'd be on to you.

to you.

to you. In the news, they were talking about the

In the news, they were talking about the

In the news, they were talking about the island of plastic floating around the

island of plastic floating around the

island of plastic floating around the sea somewhere. Seemingly the size of

sea somewhere. Seemingly the size of

sea somewhere. Seemingly the size of whales.

whales.

whales. >> I bet the fish eat it and then we eat

>> I bet the fish eat it and then we eat

>> I bet the fish eat it and then we eat the fish and therefore eat the plastic.

the fish and therefore eat the plastic.

the fish and therefore eat the plastic. Disgusting. It's probably where my

Disgusting. It's probably where my

Disgusting. It's probably where my cancer came from. I shan Scampy again.

cancer came from. I shan Scampy again.

cancer came from. I shan Scampy again. No, not as long as I live, which won't

No, not as long as I live, which won't

No, not as long as I live, which won't be long now anyway.

be long now anyway.

be long now anyway. >> Wasn't the 70th day then.

>> Wasn't the 70th day then.

>> Wasn't the 70th day then. >> Oh, that's it. Judge me like you always

>> Oh, that's it. Judge me like you always

>> Oh, that's it. Judge me like you always do. I gave up smoking years ago. I've

do. I gave up smoking years ago. I've

do. I gave up smoking years ago. I've got a lump in my arm. It could be all

got a lump in my arm. It could be all

got a lump in my arm. It could be all that bloody plastic I've eaten.

that bloody plastic I've eaten.

that bloody plastic I've eaten. >> Give me a problem I can solve.

>> Give me a problem I can solve.

>> Give me a problem I can solve. >> Getting a job.

>> Getting a job.

>> Getting a job. >> Not that again.

>> Not that again.

>> Not that again. >> You've been at this acting, malarkey,

>> You've been at this acting, malarkey,

>> You've been at this acting, malarkey, for years. Get a proper job.

for years. Get a proper job.

for years. Get a proper job. >> A proper job? Like working in a shop.

>> A proper job pays the bills.

>> A proper job pays the bills.

>> A proper job pays the bills. >> You shouldn't have called me Star if you

>> You shouldn't have called me Star if you

>> You shouldn't have called me Star if you hadn't wanted me to be a singer or an

hadn't wanted me to be a singer or an

hadn't wanted me to be a singer or an actress.

actress.

actress. >> Your name's Stella.

>> Your name's Stella.

>> Your name's Stella. Yes, you dafted cow. That's what Stella

Yes, you dafted cow. That's what Stella

Yes, you dafted cow. That's what Stella means. Star. Star.

means. Star. Star.

means. Star. Star. How many bloody times I've told you that

How many bloody times I've told you that

How many bloody times I've told you that before?

before?

before? >> A proper job pays the bills.

>> A proper job pays the bills.

>> A proper job pays the bills. >> I've got to go.

>> I've got to go.

>> I've got to go. >> I'm not well, you know.

>> I'm not well, you know.

>> I'm not well, you know. >> Don't blackmail me.

>> Don't blackmail me.

>> Don't blackmail me. >> Cancer seeping all through me cells,

>> Cancer seeping all through me cells,

>> Cancer seeping all through me cells, slowly killing me. I'm not long for this

slowly killing me. I'm not long for this

slowly killing me. I'm not long for this world.

world.

world. >> I know.

>> I know.

>> I know. >> You should come and see me. I will, but

>> You should come and see me. I will, but

>> You should come and see me. I will, but you're emotionally blackmailing me.

you're emotionally blackmailing me.

you're emotionally blackmailing me. >> Oh, don't use all that shitty American

>> Oh, don't use all that shitty American

>> Oh, don't use all that shitty American jargon with me. Speak plain English.

jargon with me. Speak plain English.

jargon with me. Speak plain English. I've never blackmailed anyone. Never had

I've never blackmailed anyone. Never had

I've never blackmailed anyone. Never had enough money for the envelope, never

enough money for the envelope, never

enough money for the envelope, never mind the stamp.

mind the stamp.

mind the stamp. >> I'll come and see you.

>> I'll come and see you.

>> I'll come and see you. >> When? I'll give you the bus fair.

>> When? I'll give you the bus fair.

>> When? I'll give you the bus fair. >> Next week. Got to go. Got to get up

>> Next week. Got to go. Got to get up

>> Next week. Got to go. Got to get up early in the morning.

early in the morning.

early in the morning. >> What for? You ain't got a job.

>> What for? You ain't got a job.

>> What for? You ain't got a job. >> Right.

>> Right.

>> Right. and call

Tinkle. SHUT the

It's cool.

I never told her I loved her.

I never told her I loved her.

I never told her I loved her. She knew.

I'll never hear her voice again.

I'll never hear her voice again.

I'll never hear her voice again. No,

No,

No, you won't.

It's only been six months, but it feels

It's only been six months, but it feels

It's only been six months, but it feels like a lifetime.

like a lifetime.

like a lifetime. >> It's not that long ago.

>> It's not that long ago.

>> It's not that long ago. And the galaxy's far, far away.

And the galaxy's far, far away.

And the galaxy's far, far away. >> My youth's far far away. Gone

>> My youth's far far away. Gone

>> My youth's far far away. Gone >> with the wind.

>> with the wind.

>> with the wind. I had the world at my feet. I

I had the world at my feet. I

I had the world at my feet. I >> blew up your ass.

Don't anybody knock in this bloody

Don't anybody knock in this bloody

Don't anybody knock in this bloody house.

house.

house. >> Hugh's put himself out for you. Bring it

>> Hugh's put himself out for you. Bring it

>> Hugh's put himself out for you. Bring it in a little, please. Just try and curb

in a little, please. Just try and curb

in a little, please. Just try and curb the prickly edges of your personality.

the prickly edges of your personality.

the prickly edges of your personality. >> I could go into a home, you know, if

>> I could go into a home, you know, if

>> I could go into a home, you know, if that helps my pricks. I better make the

that helps my pricks. I better make the

that helps my pricks. I better make the most of it if that's what you mean. This

most of it if that's what you mean. This

most of it if that's what you mean. This is going to be a short visit.

>> Old giving you trouble again.

>> Old giving you trouble again.

>> Old giving you trouble again. >> He's such a cynic.

>> He's such a cynic.

>> He's such a cynic. >> Ah, they were a great bunch going around

>> Ah, they were a great bunch going around

>> Ah, they were a great bunch going around Rome saying the sky blue and the clouds

Rome saying the sky blue and the clouds

Rome saying the sky blue and the clouds are

are

are >> the clouds are gray. Yeah.

>> the clouds are gray. Yeah.

>> the clouds are gray. Yeah. >> One day I'll punch that old get in the

>> One day I'll punch that old get in the

>> One day I'll punch that old get in the face but not while it's under my roof. I

face but not while it's under my roof. I

face but not while it's under my roof. I don't want blood all over my carpet.

>> Hugh. I can't stay at that university

>> Hugh. I can't stay at that university

>> Hugh. I can't stay at that university anymore.

>> Peaks wouldn't even be at that

>> Peaks wouldn't even be at that

>> Peaks wouldn't even be at that university if it weren't for the old

university if it weren't for the old

university if it weren't for the old principal and his overzealous sex drive.

principal and his overzealous sex drive.

principal and his overzealous sex drive. >> Mr. Smile was a pleasant old man in

>> Mr. Smile was a pleasant old man in

>> Mr. Smile was a pleasant old man in fishnet tights.

Hello there.

Hello there.

Hello there. >> Didn't get a wink of sleep last night.

>> Didn't get a wink of sleep last night.

>> Didn't get a wink of sleep last night. >> Veronica

>> Veronica

>> Veronica >> stolen her. Taken her. Somebody was in

>> stolen her. Taken her. Somebody was in

>> stolen her. Taken her. Somebody was in the house and they took her.

the house and they took her.

the house and they took her. >> Veronica.

>> Veronica.

>> Veronica. >> Tinkle

>> Tinkle

>> Tinkle called the police.

Did you get a look at who it was?

Did you get a look at who it was?

Did you get a look at who it was? >> No, they are wearing a mask.

>> No, they are wearing a mask.

>> No, they are wearing a mask. >> Mask?

>> Mask?

>> Mask? >> I've never seen anything like it.

>> What did the police say?

>> What did the police say?

>> What did the police say? >> They said there's been a spate of

>> They said there's been a spate of

>> They said there's been a spate of dognappings. Drugs.

dognappings. Drugs.

dognappings. Drugs. Fgging dogs to buy drugs.

I think this is who's got tinkle.

Please said there's no chance of ever

Please said there's no chance of ever

Please said there's no chance of ever getting her back.

>> We've stood by each other through thick

>> We've stood by each other through thick

>> We've stood by each other through thick and thin. We can get through this.

and thin. We can get through this.

and thin. We can get through this. >> I should never have come back. I was fed

>> I should never have come back. I was fed

>> I should never have come back. I was fed up of living in those little sway flats

up of living in those little sway flats

up of living in those little sway flats in London,

in London,

in London, working as that awful waitress job and

working as that awful waitress job and

working as that awful waitress job and fending off Gupta.

fending off Gupta.

fending off Gupta. >> He was vile.

>> He was vile.

>> He was vile. >> Want to suck that eeny weeny little dick

>> Want to suck that eeny weeny little dick

>> Want to suck that eeny weeny little dick of his anyway.

of his anyway.

of his anyway. Nasty.

>> He was always getting it out in the

>> He was always getting it out in the

>> He was always getting it out in the restaurant's kitchen.

restaurant's kitchen.

restaurant's kitchen. >> He should have cut it off.

>> He should have cut it off.

>> He should have cut it off. >> He never sharpened his knives.

>> How's Stuan's dad?

>> How's Stuan's dad?

>> How's Stuan's dad? >> Not good. He's moved in with us. Poor

>> Not good. He's moved in with us. Poor

>> Not good. He's moved in with us. Poor old Sod. He'll never be back in Norway.

old Sod. He'll never be back in Norway.

old Sod. He'll never be back in Norway. All these years I've known Stuan and I

All these years I've known Stuan and I

All these years I've known Stuan and I never met his parents. Strange that

never met his parents. Strange that

never met his parents. Strange that he's back on the drugs.

I shagged this old fella the other

I shagged this old fella the other

I shagged this old fella the other night.

night.

night. He was really hot.

He was really hot.

He was really hot. >> Good for you. Put it in your wank bank.

>> Good for you. Put it in your wank bank.

>> Good for you. Put it in your wank bank. Not long now before nobody wants us. The

Not long now before nobody wants us. The

Not long now before nobody wants us. The old are invisible.

old are invisible.

old are invisible. >> Who said that?

Oh,

heat.

You come here often?

You come here often?

You come here often? >> Yes, you.

>> Yes, you.

>> Yes, you. >> I've just moved into

>> I've just moved into

>> I've just moved into >> Interesting.

Two cappuccinos, please.

>> Thank you.

I want you to have your mother's

I want you to have your mother's

I want you to have your mother's necklace.

>> Are you sure?

>> Are you sure?

>> Are you sure? >> Yes. Positive.

>> Yes. Positive.

>> Yes. Positive. >> Thank you.

This was mom's.

This was mom's.

This was mom's. >> Make sure when it's your time, you get

>> Make sure when it's your time, you get

>> Make sure when it's your time, you get to be with her.

You know that's Greek myth, not

having a terrible time of it, especially

having a terrible time of it, especially

having a terrible time of it, especially after moving into that den of iniquity.

after moving into that den of iniquity.

after moving into that den of iniquity. >> Our house.

>> Our house.

>> Our house. >> Yeah. I don't know what people will

>> Yeah. I don't know what people will

>> Yeah. I don't know what people will think about it.

think about it.

think about it. Who cares what other people think?

Who cares what other people think?

Who cares what other people think? >> I wish I could be more carefree.

>> Is there something you want to talk

>> Is there something you want to talk

>> Is there something you want to talk about? Not yourself.

about? Not yourself.

about? Not yourself. >> No. No. It's all right.

>> No. No. It's all right.

>> No. No. It's all right. >> Home work.

>> Home work.

>> Home work. >> My problems are my own.

>> My problems are my own.

>> My problems are my own. >> You're leaving shoe. That'd be horrible.

>> You're leaving shoe. That'd be horrible.

>> You're leaving shoe. That'd be horrible. No,

No,

No, >> it doesn't bother you that he's 25 years

>> it doesn't bother you that he's 25 years

>> it doesn't bother you that he's 25 years older.

older.

older. >> No, but apparently it bothers you.

>> No, but apparently it bothers you.

>> No, but apparently it bothers you. >> When he's my age, you'll be his age now.

>> When he's my age, you'll be his age now.

>> When he's my age, you'll be his age now. What about if he goes all has a stroke

What about if he goes all has a stroke

What about if he goes all has a stroke or something?

or something?

or something? >> He can have a stroke at any age. I could

>> He can have a stroke at any age. I could

>> He can have a stroke at any age. I could have a stroke now.

>> I don't understand it. A good-looking

>> I don't understand it. A good-looking

>> I don't understand it. A good-looking chap like you, you could have had the

chap like you, you could have had the

chap like you, you could have had the pick of the f.

pick of the f.

pick of the f. >> I did. And I got the best one.

>> I did. And I got the best one.

>> I did. And I got the best one. >> You're my son. You're my pride and joy.

>> You're my son. You're my pride and joy.

>> You're my son. You're my pride and joy. >> You've never said that before.

>> You've never said that before.

>> You've never said that before. >> You've shacked me up with shoe. I have

>> You've shacked me up with shoe. I have

>> You've shacked me up with shoe. I have to play nice or else.

to play nice or else.

to play nice or else. >> Why' you call him that?

>> Why' you call him that?

>> Why' you call him that? >> He's the odd soul. The dirty shoe. The

>> He's the odd soul. The dirty shoe. The

>> He's the odd soul. The dirty shoe. The one you see on the roadside.

one you see on the roadside.

one you see on the roadside. >> What's he ever done to you?

>> What's he ever done to you?

>> What's he ever done to you? >> Breathe.

>> Breathe.

>> Breathe. Heat. Heat.

Back to the office.

Back to the office.

Back to the office. >> I'm retired.

>> I'm retired.

>> I'm retired. >> Back to my place then.

>> Back to my place then.

>> Back to my place then. >> Lead the way.

Lost child.

Call me.

£5,000

£5,000

£5,000 in loose cash.

It's drug money, isn't it? Isn't it?

It's drug money, isn't it? Isn't it?

It's drug money, isn't it? Isn't it? I can't do this again. I can't.

You've been clean for 5 years. Why now?

You've been clean for 5 years. Why now?

You've been clean for 5 years. Why now? Why?

Sack [\h__\h]

I miss mom. Of course you do, son.

I miss mom. Of course you do, son.

I miss mom. Of course you do, son. And why is it such a shock she's dead?

And why is it such a shock she's dead?

And why is it such a shock she's dead? She was dying with cancer for years.

She was dying with cancer for years.

She was dying with cancer for years. >> You're hoping for too much, son.

>> I should have been better prepared.

He was an hour late today. Just walked

He was an hour late today. Just walked

He was an hour late today. Just walked in like he own the place.

in like he own the place.

in like he own the place. >> He'd better be nicer to me. No more

>> He'd better be nicer to me. No more

>> He'd better be nicer to me. No more playing the tough [\h__\h] or anything else

playing the tough [\h__\h] or anything else

playing the tough [\h__\h] or anything else like that.

>> Give him a bit of time. He's mourning.

>> Give him a bit of time. He's mourning.

>> Give him a bit of time. He's mourning. We all are.

We all are.

We all are. >> That's not fair. I know that. But he

>> That's not fair. I know that. But he

>> That's not fair. I know that. But he he's been vowing to me for years.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where are you going? For a run.

We found axe pointer on the back. We can

We found axe pointer on the back. We can

We found axe pointer on the back. We can go around that way. Fire on

go around that way. Fire on

go around that way. Fire on the hoses. Don't reach around the back.

the hoses. Don't reach around the back.

the hoses. Don't reach around the back. >> There are 12 people trapped in there.

>> There are 12 people trapped in there.

>> There are 12 people trapped in there. Hugh, we have to try and do something.

Hugh, we have to try and do something.

Hugh, we have to try and do something. It's too dangerous.

>> Okay, take Peter around the back, but be

>> Okay, take Peter around the back, but be

>> Okay, take Peter around the back, but be careful, please.

rough night.

Don't lean on me.

Don't lean on me. Keep your feet on the

Don't lean on me. Keep your feet on the

Don't lean on me. Keep your feet on the ground.

ground.

ground. Don't lean on me. Keep your feet on the

Don't lean on me. Keep your feet on the

Don't lean on me. Keep your feet on the ground.

ground.

ground. Don't lay on me. Keep your feet on the

Don't lay on me. Keep your feet on the

Don't lay on me. Keep your feet on the ground.

We met on the 20th of September, 2010 at

We met on the 20th of September, 2010 at

We met on the 20th of September, 2010 at that champagne tasting party.

that champagne tasting party.

that champagne tasting party. I didn't notice you at first.

I didn't notice you at first.

I didn't notice you at first. >> I noticed you. Your dicky bow

>> I noticed you. Your dicky bow

>> I noticed you. Your dicky bow tweed jacket. You looked the right one.

tweed jacket. You looked the right one.

tweed jacket. You looked the right one. >> Don't remind me.

>> Don't remind me.

>> Don't remind me. >> Michael and I followed you around all

>> Michael and I followed you around all

>> Michael and I followed you around all evening that night. He quite fancied

evening that night. He quite fancied

evening that night. He quite fancied you.

you.

you. >> I'd like to go back to singing.

>> I'd like to go back to singing.

>> I'd like to go back to singing. >> No one is going to want to hear a 57y

>> No one is going to want to hear a 57y

>> No one is going to want to hear a 57y old sing unless they're Frank Sinatra or

old sing unless they're Frank Sinatra or

old sing unless they're Frank Sinatra or George Michael.

George Michael.

George Michael. >> They're both dead.

>> They're both dead.

>> They're both dead. Exactly.

>> Pub is half empty.

>> Pub is half empty.

>> Pub is half empty. >> If you can't pay with money, you have to

>> If you can't pay with money, you have to

>> If you can't pay with money, you have to pay the other way.

pay the other way.

pay the other way. >> Other lecturers do drug cuz they don't

>> Other lecturers do drug cuz they don't

>> Other lecturers do drug cuz they don't get singled out for special treatment.

get singled out for special treatment.

get singled out for special treatment. >> How do you know?

>> How do you know?

>> How do you know? >> Some of them do pay the other way.

>> Some of them do pay the other way.

>> Some of them do pay the other way. Maybe that's the

arrangement we should have.

arrangement we should have.

arrangement we should have. >> No,

>> No,

>> No, I'll get the money.

>> You're running out of chances.

I want to go clean.

Of course you do.

Get rid of that in the clubs tonight and

Get rid of that in the clubs tonight and

Get rid of that in the clubs tonight and we'll talk again.

>> I'm nothing but fair.

>> I'm nothing but fair.

>> I'm nothing but fair. >> I wouldn't call you that.

Do this

Do this

Do this or expulsion

or expulsion

or expulsion choice. Yours

Got the merchandise. Five grand as we

Got the merchandise. Five grand as we

Got the merchandise. Five grand as we agreed, no less.

Okay, I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Wow.

Wow.

I need money.

I need money.

I need money. >> Look, we all did drugs when we were

>> Look, we all did drugs when we were

>> Look, we all did drugs when we were young. You know, bit of wee. But

young. You know, bit of wee. But

young. You know, bit of wee. But >> it's heroin.

>> it's heroin.

>> it's heroin. >> Jesus Christ.

>> Jesus Christ.

>> Jesus Christ. >> I need one more hit and then I'll stop.

>> I need one more hit and then I'll stop.

>> I need one more hit and then I'll stop. Does she know about this?

We'll get you on a meth program. Don't

We'll get you on a meth program. Don't

We'll get you on a meth program. Don't want to go back to work.

want to go back to work.

want to go back to work. >> Okay.

Okay.

About that. I'll deal with him. He'll

About that. I'll deal with him. He'll

About that. I'll deal with him. He'll probably have a stroke when we tell him

probably have a stroke when we tell him

probably have a stroke when we tell him anyway.

anyway.

anyway. >> He already knows.

>> Don't worry, heroine. That's

>> Don't worry, heroine. That's

>> Don't worry, heroine. That's >> need to be calm.

>> need to be calm.

>> need to be calm. >> I AM CALM.

>> I AM CALM.

>> I AM CALM. >> DAD, THINK OF YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.

>> DAD, THINK OF YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.

>> DAD, THINK OF YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE. >> I HAVEN'T GOT ANY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.

>> I HAVEN'T GOT ANY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.

>> I HAVEN'T GOT ANY HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. >> THIS THIS might set it off.

Dad. Dad, please.

Dad. Dad, please.

Dad. Dad, please. All the sacrifices, all the effort and

All the sacrifices, all the effort and

All the sacrifices, all the effort and you go and do this.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry.

>> I'm sorry. >> I bet you are.

>> You're the grown-up one.

I am

I am

I am I'm the one standing in this grown-up

I'm the one standing in this grown-up

I'm the one standing in this grown-up living room in this grown-up house

living room in this grown-up house

living room in this grown-up house providing you with a grown-up home that

providing you with a grown-up home that

providing you with a grown-up home that you are throwing away.

>> There's more to life than this.

>> There's more to life than this.

>> There's more to life than this. >> Well, when you find more of everything,

>> Well, when you find more of everything,

>> Well, when you find more of everything, let me know. And remember that when

let me know. And remember that when

let me know. And remember that when you're sharing shitty needles or want to

you're sharing shitty needles or want to

you're sharing shitty needles or want to go on a trip to Rome or Napoli,

go on a trip to Rome or Napoli,

go on a trip to Rome or Napoli, >> I hate Italy.

I can't cope. Stuan,

I want to get clean.

I want to get clean.

I want to get clean. Not again. No. No. I can't.

Life is a big old mess. Get used to it.

You selfish little [\h__\h]

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary. Five grand. It's a lot. Yes. You made

Five grand. It's a lot. Yes. You made

Five grand. It's a lot. Yes. You made £5,000 drug dealing.

£5,000 drug dealing.

£5,000 drug dealing. Yes. It's nothing to sniff at.

But it's not my money, is it? It's the

But it's not my money, is it? It's the

But it's not my money, is it? It's the dealers. Who are they?

>> I need advice

>> I need advice

>> I need advice >> and I need some privacy.

>> and I need some privacy.

>> and I need some privacy. >> Jerry,

>> Jerry,

>> Jerry, >> what? What do you want now,

>> what? What do you want now,

>> what? What do you want now, >> Stuan?

>> Stuan?

>> Stuan? >> What is the great Hugh likely so

>> What is the great Hugh likely so

>> What is the great Hugh likely so passionate about being deprived of the

passionate about being deprived of the

passionate about being deprived of the joys of heaven?

joys of heaven?

joys of heaven? Take a tip from me, mate. I've been

Take a tip from me, mate. I've been

Take a tip from me, mate. I've been working for 40 years, and where's he got

working for 40 years, and where's he got

working for 40 years, and where's he got me? a dead wife and a drug addicted son.

me? a dead wife and a drug addicted son.

me? a dead wife and a drug addicted son. >> Well, Stu has done really well for

>> Well, Stu has done really well for

>> Well, Stu has done really well for himself considering that he has such a a

himself considering that he has such a a

himself considering that he has such a a bad father. Well, if you call the

bad father. Well, if you call the

bad father. Well, if you call the constant guilt trips about being queer,

constant guilt trips about being queer,

constant guilt trips about being queer, then you've done really well, you

then you've done really well, you

then you've done really well, you [\h__\h]

[\h__\h]

[\h__\h] >> That's your job.

>> That's your job.

>> That's your job. >> I hope you en rage in your Valhalla in

>> I hope you en rage in your Valhalla in

>> I hope you en rage in your Valhalla in torment and toil and everything else.

torment and toil and everything else.

torment and toil and everything else. >> Wow, you have really got some anger

>> Wow, you have really got some anger

>> Wow, you have really got some anger issues. Only with you, you [\h__\h]

got the money. I can pay you what I owe

got the money. I can pay you what I owe

got the money. I can pay you what I owe you. And I need a hit.

See you then.

Hello there.

Hello there.

Hello there. >> Have I woken you up?

>> Have I woken you up?

>> Have I woken you up? >> Still up here.

>> Still up here.

>> Still up here. >> Really?

>> Really?

>> Really? >> Come and show it to me.

>> Come and show it to me.

>> Come and show it to me. >> I'm on my way.

>> It's Strean.

>> It's Strean.

>> It's Strean. It's Stuan.

Stuan, are you coming? I'm going

Stuan, are you coming? I'm going

Stuan, are you coming? I'm going shopping.

>> Here you go.

>> Here you go.

>> Here you go. >> Cheers.

>> Cheers.

>> Cheers. >> Cheers.

>> My husband was not very good in bed. No

>> My husband was not very good in bed. No

>> My husband was not very good in bed. No sex drive. I always needed more. Funny,

sex drive. I always needed more. Funny,

sex drive. I always needed more. Funny, I never sought it from anyone else. When

I never sought it from anyone else. When

I never sought it from anyone else. When he died, I forgot about it. But

he died, I forgot about it. But

he died, I forgot about it. But recently, I've had these urges. I'd call

recently, I've had these urges. I'd call

recently, I've had these urges. I'd call them chronic. An urge to get so hard my

them chronic. An urge to get so hard my

them chronic. An urge to get so hard my teeth rattled.

teeth rattled.

teeth rattled. >> Sounds like good medicine to me.

>> Sounds like good medicine to me.

>> Sounds like good medicine to me. >> And then, lo and behold, you come along

>> And then, lo and behold, you come along

>> And then, lo and behold, you come along and drop in my lap, so to speak. It was

and drop in my lap, so to speak. It was

and drop in my lap, so to speak. It was a great moment for me. I'll tell you.

Where is it?

Yes. Cheers.

>> Are you from Coventry?

>> Are you from Coventry?

>> Are you from Coventry? >> Yeah, born and bread. I was a tool maker

>> Yeah, born and bread. I was a tool maker

>> Yeah, born and bread. I was a tool maker at Coffress.

at Coffress.

at Coffress. >> We worked there all me working life.

>> We worked there all me working life.

>> We worked there all me working life. >> Oh, I worked at British Gas in the old

>> Oh, I worked at British Gas in the old

>> Oh, I worked at British Gas in the old showrooms. Remember them?

showrooms. Remember them?

showrooms. Remember them? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I I bought We bought our

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I I bought We bought our

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I I bought We bought our first cooker there when we first got

first cooker there when we first got

first cooker there when we first got married.

married.

married. >> You're married?

>> You're married?

>> You're married? >> Well, well, widowed for 6 months.

>> Well, well, widowed for 6 months.

>> Well, well, widowed for 6 months. >> Oh, sorry.

>> Oh, sorry.

>> Oh, sorry. >> Yeah, [\h__\h] happens.

>> Yeah, [\h__\h] happens.

>> Yeah, [\h__\h] happens. >> I suppose it does. Yes, it can be a

>> I suppose it does. Yes, it can be a

>> I suppose it does. Yes, it can be a right swipe. Mhm. She was foreign.

right swipe. Mhm. She was foreign.

right swipe. Mhm. She was foreign. >> Oh, how modern.

>> Oh, how modern.

>> Oh, how modern. >> Yeah, we met in the 60s. We met on

>> Yeah, we met in the 60s. We met on

>> Yeah, we met in the 60s. We met on holiday in Drothnik.

holiday in Drothnik.

holiday in Drothnik. >> Oh, was she J Bromish?

>> Oh, was she J Bromish?

>> Oh, was she J Bromish? >> Norwegian.

>> Norwegian.

>> Norwegian. >> Oh, I've never been to America.

>> Oh, I've never been to America.

>> Oh, I've never been to America. >> No, Norwegian. Scandinavian.

>> No, Norwegian. Scandinavian.

>> No, Norwegian. Scandinavian. >> Oh, yes. Yes. Up north.

>> Oh, yes. Yes. Up north.

>> Oh, yes. Yes. Up north. Why? No.

Why? No.

Why? No. Silly me.

I told you you'd pay.

>> Your wish is my command.

leaving so soon.

leaving so soon.

leaving so soon. >> Yeah, I don't want to be out too late.

>> Yeah, I don't want to be out too late.

>> Yeah, I don't want to be out too late. >> That's fine. Can I see you again?

>> That's fine. Can I see you again?

>> That's fine. Can I see you again? >> Yeah, sure. If you want to.

>> Yeah, sure. If you want to.

>> Yeah, sure. If you want to. >> I would like to.

Look, sorry about earlier. I've never

Look, sorry about earlier. I've never

Look, sorry about earlier. I've never had that trouble before.

had that trouble before.

had that trouble before. >> Don't worry about it. My husband could

>> Don't worry about it. My husband could

>> Don't worry about it. My husband could never get it up. I'm used to it.

never get it up. I'm used to it.

never get it up. I'm used to it. >> I'll be off then.

>> I'll be off then.

>> I'll be off then. >> Ciao. See you soon. I hope

>> Ciao. See you soon. I hope

>> Ciao. See you soon. I hope >> I'll see myself out.

Stuan,

Stuan,

Stuan, call me back, please.

Aren't you going to go after him?

Not again.

>> What are we going to do?

>> What are we going to do?

>> What are we going to do? >> Wait for him to come down. What else?

>> Wait for him to come down. What else?

>> Wait for him to come down. What else? >> Have you seen my bank card?

>> Have you seen my bank card?

>> Have you seen my bank card? >> No.

>> I left it in here. I know I did.

>> I left it in here. I know I did.

>> I left it in here. I know I did. >> It must be somewhere.

>> It must be somewhere.

>> It must be somewhere. >> I know that, but it's not where I left

>> I know that, but it's not where I left

>> I know that, but it's not where I left it.

it.

it. >> Well, call the bank.

>> Well, call the bank.

>> Well, call the bank. >> They're not open this time of night.

>> They're not open this time of night.

>> They're not open this time of night. They are

return my text.

return my text.

return my text. >> What text?

Where's your key?

Where's your key?

Where's your key? >> I was robbed

by all

the

me.

me.

me. >> I'll call the police. No,

>> I'll call the police. No,

>> I'll call the police. No, >> I don't.

your mom from Valhalla.

your mom from Valhalla.

your mom from Valhalla. >> No, of course not.

>> No, of course not.

>> No, of course not. >> Are you not?

>> Are you not?

>> Are you not? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. No,

No,

No, I'm not your dad.

I'm not your dad.

I'm not your dad. You're old enough for me your dad.

You want to [\h__\h] me?

You want to [\h__\h] me?

You want to [\h__\h] me? You want to [\h__\h] me?

Oh, you know what?

Oh, you know what?

Oh, you know what? You can.

You can [\h__\h] me.

Jerry, call me back, please.

I I need an ambulance. Corner of Ribble

I I need an ambulance. Corner of Ribble

I I need an ambulance. Corner of Ribble Road and Humber Avenue.

Please come quickly.

Don't die on me. Please don't die on me.

Odin, god of thunder, god of light.

Odin, god of thunder, god of light.

Odin, god of thunder, god of light. God of the eternal wandering.

God of the eternal wandering.

God of the eternal wandering. You know we hang on a windrock tree for

You know we hang on a windrock tree for

You know we hang on a windrock tree for one old night with a spear wounded

one old night with a spear wounded

one old night with a spear wounded and Odin I offer myself to yourself on

and Odin I offer myself to yourself on

and Odin I offer myself to yourself on that tree which no one knows. From that

that tree which no one knows. From that

that tree which no one knows. From that root let him spring. Let my boy sip from

root let him spring. Let my boy sip from

root let him spring. Let my boy sip from the horn of drink.

the horn of drink.

the horn of drink. Odin rides slight to my side and answer

Odin rides slight to my side and answer

Odin rides slight to my side and answer this call. Let the roots bring him

this call. Let the roots bring him

this call. Let the roots bring him forth. Let my boy sip from the horn of

forth. Let my boy sip from the horn of

forth. Let my boy sip from the horn of drink. Odin, the origin of all language.

drink. Odin, the origin of all language.

drink. Odin, the origin of all language. Wisdom's foundation and wise man's

Wisdom's foundation and wise man's

Wisdom's foundation and wise man's comfort.

comfort.

comfort. Bringing every hero blessing and hope.

I know darling. It's a load of [\h__\h]

I know darling. It's a load of [\h__\h]

I know darling. It's a load of [\h__\h] isn't it? I don't want to lose you. I've

isn't it? I don't want to lose you. I've

isn't it? I don't want to lose you. I've lost too much already.

Come back to me.

>> Are you going to stick around the sun as

>> Are you going to stick around the sun as

>> Are you going to stick around the sun as well?

well?

well? >> I don't know.

I can't abandon him.

I can't abandon him.

I can't abandon him. >> I'm not asking you to.

>> I'm not asking you to.

>> I'm not asking you to. Let me help. Both of you.

Let me help. Both of you.

Let me help. Both of you. Ask him again to let me move in. The

Ask him again to let me move in. The

Ask him again to let me move in. The three of us together.

>> Like the old days.

>> Like the old days.

>> Like the old days. >> Yes. like the old days.

>> We should have left him in the hospital.

>> We should have left him in the hospital.

>> We should have left him in the hospital. >> He's better off here.

>> He's better off here.

>> He's better off here. >> We are [\h__\h] nurses.

>> We are [\h__\h] nurses.

>> We are [\h__\h] nurses. >> This is not our fault.

>> This is not our fault.

>> This is not our fault. >> Then news is it then? his friends,

>> Then news is it then? his friends,

>> Then news is it then? his friends, culture, society,

culture, society,

culture, society, all of it and none of it. Look, my son's

all of it and none of it. Look, my son's

all of it and none of it. Look, my son's lying up there on a knife it and all you

lying up there on a knife it and all you

lying up there on a knife it and all you can do is wax lyrical. You listed the

can do is wax lyrical. You listed the

can do is wax lyrical. You listed the list, not me. Oh, so it's my fault then.

list, not me. Oh, so it's my fault then.

list, not me. Oh, so it's my fault then. >> It's just what it is. Fault can't be put

>> It's just what it is. Fault can't be put

>> It's just what it is. Fault can't be put anywhere. Where does it get us?

anywhere. Where does it get us?

anywhere. Where does it get us? >> Well, it makes me feel better.

>> Well, it makes me feel better.

>> Well, it makes me feel better. >> Not me. It doesn't. It's happened again,

>> Not me. It doesn't. It's happened again,

>> Not me. It doesn't. It's happened again, and we just have to get on with it.

and we just have to get on with it.

and we just have to get on with it. That's all.

That's all.

That's all. >> I need to know more. You're

>> I need to know more. You're

>> I need to know more. You're >> wasting your time. Why? There's no

>> wasting your time. Why? There's no

>> wasting your time. Why? There's no meaning and there's no purpose.

meaning and there's no purpose.

meaning and there's no purpose. So get used to it.

So get used to it.

So get used to it. >> God knows what's coming next. It's you.

>> God knows what's coming next. It's you.

>> God knows what's coming next. It's you. You're always pushing him.

You're always pushing him.

You're always pushing him. >> You're the one who makes him feel bad

>> You're the one who makes him feel bad

>> You're the one who makes him feel bad about himself, not me.

about himself, not me.

about himself, not me. >> Yeah. Get a job. Aim high. Aspiration.

>> Yeah. Get a job. Aim high. Aspiration.

>> Yeah. Get a job. Aim high. Aspiration. >> What's wrong with aspirations?

>> What's wrong with aspirations?

>> What's wrong with aspirations? >> Plenty. When it's out TO REACH, IT'S

>> Plenty. When it's out TO REACH, IT'S

>> Plenty. When it's out TO REACH, IT'S YOUR FAULT.

YOUR FAULT.

YOUR FAULT. >> YOU NEVER made him ready for the world.

>> YOU NEVER made him ready for the world.

>> YOU NEVER made him ready for the world. You and his mother filling his head with

You and his mother filling his head with

You and his mother filling his head with fairy tales and Nordic nons. What's

fairy tales and Nordic nons. What's

fairy tales and Nordic nons. What's wrong with a bit of magic, YOU MISERABLE

wrong with a bit of magic, YOU MISERABLE

wrong with a bit of magic, YOU MISERABLE [\h__\h] BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SET YOU right

[\h__\h] BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SET YOU right

[\h__\h] BECAUSE IT DOESN'T SET YOU right in the world, you crazy swine.

>> You're blaming me for what happened?

>> You're blaming me for what happened?

>> You're blaming me for what happened? >> I'd like to.

>> I'd like to.

>> I'd like to. >> If only it were that easy.

I'm a lousy parent.

I'm a lousy parent.

I'm a lousy parent. I'm sorry for fighting with you at a

I'm sorry for fighting with you at a

I'm sorry for fighting with you at a time like this.

Me, too. We should be pulling together.

Me, too. We should be pulling together.

Me, too. We should be pulling together. We should be supporting each other and

We should be supporting each other and

We should be supporting each other and caring for each other. We're too old for

caring for each other. We're too old for

caring for each other. We're too old for all this [\h__\h]

all this [\h__\h]

all this [\h__\h] It's gone just like that. And when

It's gone just like that. And when

It's gone just like that. And when that's happened, there's no going back.

that's happened, there's no going back.

that's happened, there's no going back. No apologies, no setting things right.

No apologies, no setting things right.

No apologies, no setting things right. So do it now while we're able to and

So do it now while we're able to and

So do it now while we're able to and don't leave it until it's too late like

don't leave it until it's too late like

don't leave it until it's too late like I did. Sydney knew that you loved her,

but it doesn't stop the guilt, the

but it doesn't stop the guilt, the

but it doesn't stop the guilt, the constant whatifs.

Sorry, Shu.

Sorry, Shu.

Sorry, Shu. This will always be your home. I bloody

This will always be your home. I bloody

This will always be your home. I bloody hope so.

What? How?

I can't take that much money out of my

I can't take that much money out of my

I can't take that much money out of my account myself.

account myself.

account myself. No, I wasn't in Tokyo last night. Well,

No, I wasn't in Tokyo last night. Well,

No, I wasn't in Tokyo last night. Well, no, of course you don't know where I am,

no, of course you don't know where I am,

no, of course you don't know where I am, but I'm in Coventry in my home.

but I'm in Coventry in my home.

but I'm in Coventry in my home. Well, this is for

Well, this is for

Well, this is for [\h__\h]

[\h__\h]

[\h__\h] £10,000 was stolen from my account.

£10,000 was stolen from my account.

£10,000 was stolen from my account. >> What? Where? How?

>> What? Where? How?

>> What? Where? How? >> Tokyo last night. £5,000 one minute

>> Tokyo last night. £5,000 one minute

>> Tokyo last night. £5,000 one minute before midnight and £5,000 one minute

before midnight and £5,000 one minute

before midnight and £5,000 one minute after.

after.

after. >> Well, how do they do that then?

>> Well, how do they do that then?

>> Well, how do they do that then? >> I was just told by the person at the

>> I was just told by the person at the

>> I was just told by the person at the bank that there is a way.

bank that there is a way.

bank that there is a way. >> Did he tell you how?

>> Did he tell you how?

>> Did he tell you how? >> Of course not. That's a pity.

I see the card.

I see the card.

I see the card. >> Don't worry, he'll get the money back

>> Don't worry, he'll get the money back

>> Don't worry, he'll get the money back once the investigation's over. I've

once the investigation's over. I've

once the investigation's over. I've always fancied Tokyo. I love sushi.

always fancied Tokyo. I love sushi.

always fancied Tokyo. I love sushi. Sad

Sad

Sad >> and all of THEIR BIG BATHS. GREAT BIG

>> and all of THEIR BIG BATHS. GREAT BIG

>> and all of THEIR BIG BATHS. GREAT BIG THINGS THEY ARE.

All my legs together

All my legs together

All my legs together getting soft in your old age. Don't push

getting soft in your old age. Don't push

getting soft in your old age. Don't push each shoe.

>> Veronica,

>> Veronica,

>> Veronica, where's Stella?

where's Stella?

where's Stella? >> Oh, Stella's making her own way here.

>> How are you? and down. The medication

>> How are you? and down. The medication

>> How are you? and down. The medication makes me feel sick. How's Strean?

makes me feel sick. How's Strean?

makes me feel sick. How's Strean? >> Not good. How lovely. A woman in the

>> Not good. How lovely. A woman in the

>> Not good. How lovely. A woman in the house.

house.

house. >> You

>> You

>> You >> you know each other in the biblical

>> you know each other in the biblical

>> you know each other in the biblical sense.

>> What are you doing here?

>> What are you doing here?

>> What are you doing here? >> I'm Stella's brother. Why have we never

>> I'm Stella's brother. Why have we never

>> I'm Stella's brother. Why have we never met before? This is interesting.

met before? This is interesting.

met before? This is interesting. >> Our children have got bad manners. I

>> Our children have got bad manners. I

>> Our children have got bad manners. I don't know. It's awkward. That's what it

don't know. It's awkward. That's what it

don't know. It's awkward. That's what it is.

is.

is. >> Come on. It's a bit of fun.

>> Come on. It's a bit of fun.

>> Come on. It's a bit of fun. >> You can say that again, but don't go

>> You can say that again, but don't go

>> You can say that again, but don't go mention our business. Please be

mention our business. Please be

mention our business. Please be discreet.

discreet.

discreet. >> What for? I'm not ashamed.

>> What for? I'm not ashamed.

>> What for? I'm not ashamed. >> It's not about shame.

>> It's not about shame.

>> It's not about shame. >> Funny how we've never made the

>> Funny how we've never made the

>> Funny how we've never made the connection before as to who we are in

connection before as to who we are in

connection before as to who we are in the grand scheme of things.

Mar gaze

Mar gaze

Mar gaze is a thought.

is a thought.

is a thought. It's not equality they gave us but

It's not equality they gave us but

It's not equality they gave us but conformity.

I'd like a drink.

I'd like a drink.

I'd like a drink. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. A drink. Yes.

>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. A drink. Yes.

>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. A drink. Yes. >> Scotch.

>> Scotch.

>> Scotch. >> I'll do the honors.

>> I'll do the honors.

>> I'll do the honors. >> The honors, of course. Ice, water,

>> The honors, of course. Ice, water,

>> The honors, of course. Ice, water, cyanide.

cyanide.

cyanide. >> Easy with the poison.

>> Easy with the poison.

>> Easy with the poison. >> Help me on my way.

>> Help me on my way.

>> Help me on my way. What do you mean? You've only just

What do you mean? You've only just

What do you mean? You've only just arrived.

arrived.

arrived. >> Slight case of the terminal cancer.

>> Slight case of the terminal cancer.

>> Slight case of the terminal cancer. >> It's everywhere now. Not long.

Is my mother here?

Is my mother here?

Is my mother here? >> She's in the living room chatting with

>> She's in the living room chatting with

>> She's in the living room chatting with Jerry.

Jerry.

Jerry. >> Is there anything I can do?

>> Is there anything I can do?

>> Is there anything I can do? >> We just have to wait.

>> We just have to wait.

>> We just have to wait. >> We've been there before.

>> We've been there before.

>> We've been there before. >> I thought it was all behind us.

>> I thought it was all behind us.

>> I thought it was all behind us. >> I'm really looking forward to meeting

>> I'm really looking forward to meeting

>> I'm really looking forward to meeting Stir and Stat for the first time.

Stir and Stat for the first time.

Stir and Stat for the first time. >> Don't count on it.

I'm just going to go and say hello to

I'm just going to go and say hello to

I'm just going to go and say hello to the crinklers.

Jerry, this is Stella, my daughter.

Jerry, this is Stella, my daughter.

Jerry, this is Stella, my daughter. >> Oh my god, you

>> Oh my god, you

>> Oh my god, you >> Stella.

>> Nice to meet you.

>> Nice to meet you.

>> Nice to meet you. >> Don't you act all innocent with me, you

>> Don't you act all innocent with me, you

>> Don't you act all innocent with me, you randy old git. This swine's been having

randy old git. This swine's been having

randy old git. This swine's been having me hither and yawn.

me hither and yawn.

me hither and yawn. >> No, I knew I knew you from somewhere.

>> No, I knew I knew you from somewhere.

>> No, I knew I knew you from somewhere. >> What are you on about?

>> What are you on about?

>> What are you on about? >> Just told you.

>> Just told you.

>> Just told you. >> You're drunk as usual.

That or you bastard had me at an alley

That or you bastard had me at an alley

That or you bastard had me at an alley two nights ago. You know him,

two nights ago. You know him,

two nights ago. You know him, Jerry? Yes, him.

>> It was.

>> It was.

>> It was. >> Did you drink before coming over?

>> Did you drink before coming over?

>> Did you drink before coming over? >> I'm bone dry sober.

>> I'm bone dry sober.

>> I'm bone dry sober. >> Secrets and lies. You'd know all about

>> Secrets and lies. You'd know all about

>> Secrets and lies. You'd know all about them. You love them. You've always been

them. You love them. You've always been

them. You love them. You've always been a tricky booger.

What? What's so funny?

What? What's so funny?

What? What's so funny? >> You this or this?

>> You this or this?

>> You this or this? >> Haven't you had enough fun already?

>> Haven't you had enough fun already?

>> Haven't you had enough fun already? >> Oh, not as much as I am tonight.

>> Oh, not as much as I am tonight.

>> Oh, not as much as I am tonight. >> Behave yourself.

>> Behave yourself.

>> Behave yourself. >> Oh, like you do.

>> I need a hit. We'll take your methodone.

It's not the same.

>> Who's that? It must be Streans.

>> Where is she? Where's Tinkle?

>> Where is she? Where's Tinkle?

>> Where is she? Where's Tinkle? >> Key on her about

>> Key on her about

>> Key on her about >> Strean's taken Tinkle.

>> Strean's taken Tinkle.

>> Strean's taken Tinkle. >> He's the dognapper.

>> He's the dognapper.

>> He's the dognapper. Where's Tinkle?

Where's Tinkle?

Where's Tinkle? >> Romania.

As you can see,

my mom wasn't a god from Valhalla.

I'll never get Tinkle back.

I'll never get Tinkle back.

I'll never get Tinkle back. >> You and that bloody dog. All I had

>> You and that bloody dog. All I had

>> You and that bloody dog. All I had >> was just a bloody dog. Get another. I

>> was just a bloody dog. Get another. I

>> was just a bloody dog. Get another. I want Tinkle. She's halfway to Romania by

want Tinkle. She's halfway to Romania by

want Tinkle. She's halfway to Romania by now in a cardboard box.

now in a cardboard box.

now in a cardboard box. >> That's horrible.

>> That's horrible.

>> That's horrible. >> I'll get a grip.

How's

>> in bed?

I thought you were a grieving widow, not

I thought you were a grieving widow, not

I thought you were a grieving widow, not a rampant sex addict.

a rampant sex addict.

a rampant sex addict. >> We all cope in different ways. Says she

>> We all cope in different ways. Says she

>> We all cope in different ways. Says she who's had more pricks than a dart board.

Hello, Mr. Peaks.

Hello, Mr. Peaks.

Hello, Mr. Peaks. This is likely. How can I help you?

This is likely. How can I help you?

This is likely. How can I help you? >> I just wanted to let you know that Stuan

>> I just wanted to let you know that Stuan

>> I just wanted to let you know that Stuan will not be coming back to work.

will not be coming back to work.

will not be coming back to work. >> It's very good of you.

>> It's very good of you.

>> It's very good of you. >> But I'm just offering a little jaunt

>> But I'm just offering a little jaunt

>> But I'm just offering a little jaunt myself. Actually,

myself. Actually,

myself. Actually, >> holiday.

>> holiday.

>> holiday. You deserve one.

You deserve one.

You deserve one. >> Yes,

>> Yes,

>> Yes, I certainly do.

I certainly do.

I certainly do. >> Stru's taking a bit of time off. He

>> Stru's taking a bit of time off. He

>> Stru's taking a bit of time off. He needs to decide what he's going to do

needs to decide what he's going to do

needs to decide what he's going to do next.

next.

next. >> Yes. Is it that difficult time in life?

>> Yes. Is it that difficult time in life?

>> Yes. Is it that difficult time in life? Comes to us all, I suppose.

Comes to us all, I suppose.

Comes to us all, I suppose. >> Are you going somewhere sunny?

>> Are you going somewhere sunny?

>> Are you going somewhere sunny? >> Oh, yes. Very sunny and very hot.

>> Oh, yes. Very sunny and very hot.

>> Oh, yes. Very sunny and very hot. >> And I'll be gone sometime.

>> I'll go and get Stu and stuff from his

>> I'll go and get Stu and stuff from his

>> I'll go and get Stu and stuff from his desk.

desk.

desk. >> Yes, please do. Just going to help us

>> Yes, please do. Just going to help us

>> Yes, please do. Just going to help us off. Oh, well, I better be off.

off. Oh, well, I better be off.

off. Oh, well, I better be off. Give strong my regards and tell him tell

Give strong my regards and tell him tell

Give strong my regards and tell him tell him

him

him tell him I hope he finds a suitable

tell him I hope he finds a suitable

tell him I hope he finds a suitable vocation in life.

vocation in life.

vocation in life. >> Goodbye Mr. Lake.

Oh,

don't

Oh.

Oh.

Down.