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Are you okay?

Jason Jason Daisy.

Go ahead Daisy.

Can you please come up to the main saloon?

Get off the yacht! Get off the----ing yacht!

I'm like so done.

All crew all crew mayday mayday.

We have a person overboard.

Goodnight baby. You are loved.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

Chirps!

Hi hi hi.

My bags are always so heavy.

Ooh!

I hate this part.

Where is everybody?

I just got a text from Bronwyn.

- Saying? - And she said...

I'm coming still just going to meet you guys

in Canouan to get on the boat.

Can't wait to see you all.

I'm not surprised that Bronwyn's coming late.

I'll be surprised if she comes at all.

What I've seen in the headlines...

...it's serious.

She's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't

because if she does come

we're all gonna talk about it.

And if she doesn't come we're all gonna talk about it.

Let's go. Oh wait. Are we waiting for Mary?

Stop it.

- Here she is. - Yay!

Lisa and Meredith are already at the gate.

Let's go.

- Here we go. - Yeah.

- Hey guys. - Hi guys.

Hi!

We're so excited!

Look who I have.

Where we going Heather?

Oh it's gonna be so fun.

Yay. Where are we goin'?

It's Canouan.

It took us 15 hours to get here

but we have finally arrived in Canouan

and we are ready for yacht life.

Oh it feels so amazing.

We love an auto close.

Let's go ladies!

One two three.

Canouan!

You guys that's what we're getting on right now.

Oh my gosh.

That's our ship?

That's what she said.

- Oh my gosh. Hi! - Hi!

Jason!

Hi Heather. Hi Whitney.

Hi.

- It's so good to see you. - You too gorgeous.

I met Captain Jason when I was on a trip

in Australia with Whitney.

And we hung out for about a week and had the best time together.

I would love to take the girls on your yacht

and have you be our captain.

You're a little bit more my captain than their captain.

You trying to trap me at sea?

I am. Trap you at sea.

Maritime law when it applies you know.

That would be amazing.

A bikini and condoms.

- Come hither. - Come hither Heather.

I'll probably be your lowest maintenance guest.

Everyone's gotta be on their best behavior.

I love you already!

She's going back through. She needs attention.

Look at him he's all styled--

Angie K.!

Oh hello.

We have maritime law!

I love you guys already.

Listen! I'm the primary!

Let's just say you'll never work so hard

for your money in your life.

Ladies thank you very much.

We're gonna get you nice and well-acquainted

to the boat with Daisy.

And we're gonna cruise around for about an hour

and get to a spot

and hopefully um get you wet.

And get you in the water so.

Oh damn! Captain Jason!

The other way around.

Yeah the other way around.

Opposite. - Wow.

Well we're getting off to a great start.

Okay amazing. Okay.

Any chance I get to get on a yacht I'm like yes

pick me I'm in.

- All right. - Thanks everyone.

But this will be so nice for Angie.

She's usually in an RV.

I've never been on a yacht in my life

but I see Lisa and my good energy goes like

wah wah wah.

I'm planning on keeping my distance

or I could stand next to her and make my ankles look smaller.

Oh just kidding.

Just kidding.

- Hi girls! - Hi.

Oh my gosh. All I do is love a good greeting with a cocktail.

Pink is our signature color. It's very very good.

We love it.

So we have champagne

and we've got little margarita shots as well.

After this I'll only do my tequila

and I'll make sure you have it.

Ladies specially made just for you.

- Thank you. - Ooh what is it?

This is a margarita shot.

A margarita shot?

- A margarita shot. - A margarita shot.

A margarita shot.

I love your accent.

I am in a smorgasbord of heaven right now.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

To the good time girl...

There are men everywhere.

And not only just men but like hot ones

with big muscles.

All is right with the world.

- Are there only six of you? - There's seven.

There's still one more coming.

- Our friend Bronwyn. - Okay.

If she arrives and we've taken off

how will she get to us? - I will organize it.

- Okay. - You don't have to worry.

We'll organize transport to bring her to the boat.

- Okay perfect. - Let's start the tour.

I'm gonna show you outside first.

We've got jacuzzi we have the sun lounger.

Oh! So beautiful.

We've got dinner area.

This is where you'll be eating most of your meals.

I will show you the cabins. So there's four bedrooms.

So these are the primary.

You guys I really need the tub.

I'm staking my claim. Who wants to room with me?

Me!

Okay. This is my room.

Oh wait. There are bathtubs in other rooms.

Meredith wants a bathtub.

In the other one I'll show you here.

She needs a bathtub and I'm sleeping with Mer.

I'm sleeping with my sister.

This is really nice.

This room is great. Okay we have a winner!

Let's go see if you and Bronwyn will survive.

Wait I'm sharing with Bronwyn?

I'm a little... nervous.

What are we gonna do in a room trapped for days?

You have grit. You can do this. You're a trooper.

We're gonna kill each other.

- But it'll be fine. - All right.

She might not even show.

They said this'll be the hardest money you've ever worked for?

Hope that's reflected in the tip to be honest.

Otherwise I'm stealing all their jewelry.

Let's go up to the top.

Let's go up to the top when we take off right?

Wow. Look you guys we can see the whole island.

This is incredible.

- Bye! - Bye! We love you!

- Bon voyage! - Bon voyage!

You guys listen to me for one second.

Whitney and I are actually like

friends with Captain Jason and I want us to be on our--

Where is Captain Jason?

- He's driving the boat! - He's driving the boat!

Stabilizers on.

He doesn't know...

I'm a sucker for the leader of the ship.

So you're into Captain Jason?

If he's into me I'm into him.

I...I admire Britani's fervor for the opposite sex.

Listen I'm like not the type to overtly flirt.

He needs to flirt with me first.

I am all for Britani having her Jack and Rose "Titanic" moment.

I want her to feel like king of the world

without the boat sinking.

We're on a 30-day break.

Okay so it's free game then. Any of these guys.

- Yes. - And you're into Captain Jason?

And I would like to hang out with Captain Jason.

After my reading with Terence...

You feel disconnected from someone in your own family?

From my um daughters.

You've gotta focus on these relationships you know?

I decided to do the 30-day break.

But then he showed up to help me pack

the day that I left.

And...

Let's go sit. I wanna sit.

30 days starting now.

Again.

Now you're saying you wanna go for Captain Jason.

All good.

We don't wanna hear one word about Jared.

You say Jared's name on this trip

we're gonna splash you with water.

Jared Jared Jared Jared.

No!

Oh my God!

No you did not!

I like Whitney's idea.

We told you we're gonna hold you accountable Britani.

You baited me.

For once I agree with Whitney.

She is? Okay oh my gosh. Thank you thank you thank you.

There's a boat right there.

Let's go to the end and let's greet her.

I want her to feel welcome.

We'll find out later the details.

Ah! Let's go!

- Bronwyn! - Bronwyn!

I don't know what I'm walking into.

I'm sure that these women have seen these allegations.

I'm sure they've discussed it

and of course I have Todd's words reverberating

in the back of my head.

It's unclear to me why you want to go spend time with Lisa

someone that continually lies about you.

I don't know why you get in the gutter with her.

I really just want to like have fun

and enjoy the women's company.

I'm hoping that is how they feel about me.

You made it! Lisa your best friend is here!

She's arrived.

She always wears a costume.

Oh I've seen this look before.

I've seen that on Instagram.

For me I just feel like she's got a lot on her plate

right now especially after um...

What do you know? Why are you saying that?

Trying to retaliate against me.

I know stuff and you know stuff too.

I mean we all saw it.

You know Bronwyn and I are fine.

And I don't like to throw around the word "karma."

I think it's grossly overused

but why did you come for me so hard

when you've got such icky skeletons in your closet?

Bron-- oh my gosh.

She's here! We're so glad you're here!

You've flown in on your own or what?

I just bobbed all the way here.

You came with your own life raft. Yay!

Look at this. We swim. We wanna know.

- Miles away. Welcome aboard. - Hi hi.

Now I know we can pull you in if you fall overboard.

Is this fashion or costume?

- It's both. - It's a mix. It's a mix.

I didn't want a whole entrance. I'm sorry.

I really didn't. - You got an entrance.

Let's all change and then come back

in our bikinis for lunch. - Show her to her room.

I can't believe we're literally sleeping

in the same bed together.

We're sleeping in the same bed together?

Yeah we are.

Well bitch my name is Bronwyn not Jared.

We're not sleeping in the same bed together.

- I heard Jared's name! - Oh my God!

I didn't say it! I didn't say it!

- I heard Jared's name. - I did not say it!

- Aah! - I threw the water on her.

Coming up...

I think that you're the source of all the dirt.

I can't take this anymore!

You guys shut the up about me.

It's down on the right.

Okay. Kerpow.

It's the one without the bathtub.

What's for guest lunch?

So we're gonna do sliders I'm gonna do--

I've done a lobster salad.

- These are my valuables. - So these ones?

- Take good care of that bag. - Okay.

And then if you see a nipple cover--

I am missing one. I just--

I'm riding lone ranger.

I'll ask Jason if he sees one.

All crew all crew.

A guest has lost a nipple cover.

Please let me know if you find it.

What?

Okay.

I've gotta face this way for a minute.

I'm starting to get a little seasick. Are you?

- No. - No. I don't get seasick.

Oh I should've worn these sunglasses.

You brought a stuffed animal?

- That's right. - I...

...am throwing that sh-- overboard.

- And I love-- - No.

What is this?

What do you think?

Like Bronwyn showed up in fully inflatable.

I mean it's on brand.

I wouldn't expect anything less.

Didn't say a word and we didn't ask 'cause Heather said not to.

- Yep. - So of course we did not.

Do you think she'll bring it up on her own?

Or do you think she's going for--

An iteration of it.

An iteration of the truth.

I'd just like an honest answer that would be nice.

I mean we'll hope we get honest.

Are you taking two closets?

No. I'm only taking this one.

And none of them-- neither of them has long-hanging FYI.

So why-- where have you been? Why would you not come with us?

I almost didn't come at all.

- Wow. - Mm-hmm.

- Why? - Look I'm not ready to say

yet but somebody in this group is definitely planting stories

about me in the press. - No I heard about those stories

but you think it's someone from this group?

Of course.

Of course it is.

The whole grand theft thing isn't true?

- No. - You didn't do whatever

somebody is saying you did.

And it's changed 18 times.

First it was I stole a car.

Then it was all kinds of weird things.

And I'm not gonna repeat them.

No but it's like grand theft auto like...

It's disgusting it's manipulative

it's trying to dig in my past and find something

to discredit me.

I'm not embarrassed about my past.

I've made tons of mistakes Britani.

I think honestly Bronwyn we're all wondering if it's true

because it's like-- I mean you can look it up

like it's public record.

It's not true. It's not public record.

There's some very specific shadiness going on.

Bothers me you guys have been talking about it

behind my back 'cause not one person called me

and asked if I was okay other than Mary FYI.

There are mistakes that I've made in the past.

We're talking 20 years ago.

I was evicted from the last apartment I lived in

after I'd left to have my baby in California.

All of those things are a long time ago and true.

And then there is a case that they're trying to say is current

then it's 10-plus years ago.

And the only thing they can find because it's been sealed

is a penal code that the case was referencing to

and identity theft grand theft fraud

all of those are things listed under that penal code.

It's embarrassing.

It's also incredibly difficult because of the stress

it puts on my family.

Mostly Todd.

So when I said this to Todd he was like

I don't think you should fly halfway across the world

to be with people who do this.

Look it's upsetting for him.

Todd doesn't deal in nastiness and lies

he doesn't deal in rumors.

Todd's a serious person. His company is serious.

His business is serious. He works with serious people.

So if it upsets my daughter if it upsets my husband

I needed time to figure it out with them.

Interesting.

- You know what I found? - Yes.

You wanna know?

A cucumber.

In their baggage? In their bags?

- In their bag. - No you didn't.

I know it was this thick. Like when-- thick.

The cucumber was this thick.

I put it next to their bed.

I didn't know if it was midnight snack or...

What?

What kind of question's that?

Where would I even get a cucumber?

I don't cook.

Everyone's gonna think it's me because there's cucumbers

in Greek salads.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

You okay?

Hi ladies. How are you?

Mike. Miguel.

So we have your green salad.

You have a status on our other girls?

They're right here right now.

Oh she's here! I'm so happy.

She is not okay.

Oh thank you so much.

Sliders. You're welcome.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- It's so hot. - So jump in the water.

- Lobster curry salad. - Thank you.

You guys it's our first meal together on the yacht.

And Bronwyn's here.

Is everything okay though?

It's just-- a lot of stuff went on last week

and it upset Todd.

People keep trying to dig in my past

and twist things and say things that aren't true

and he kind of felt like maybe I'd be better at home

than out here.

I didn't look into specifics but like

I saw things that went from just a few years back

to 20 years back.

I saw stuff that was 2021 which is four years old.

I think it would be in your best interest

just to clear it up because it looks a lot worse

then my guess is it is.

- It is yeah. - Is that a clear statement?

Yeah of course. I got kicked out of BYU 20 years ago.

And when I left BYU I did not pay my last month of rent.

It took me a few months to get my life together

and there was a judgment that I didn't pay

my last couple months of rent at my apartment.

I mean that's fair. You were 19.

That was 20 years ago. I was 19. I was pregnant.

I got kicked out of college.

Somebody tried to bring that up.

But the charges that are coming out now are four years old.

There's no charges against me from four years ago.

This new thing people are trying to say

is there was something that went on at my work

and I cooperated with authorities about it.

They were not charges against me.

And years later all of the charges against

not me went through but it was sealed.

- Why? - Can't discuss it.

The whole thing-- the whole case was sealed

which is why people are speculating

because nobody can get any information

on a case that's sealed.

It was not something specific about me.

Why would they file charges on your record then

against you? - There's no charges that are

filed about me.

There's no mug shot. There's no police record.

There's nothing. Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. - So why is it so upsetting then?

Yeah then why would it matter?

Um both of us kind of felt like there's uh

there's some like nasty things that have come out in the press

after I've hung out in this group of friends.

And I think both of us are concerned

that maybe somebody in this group is doing it.

I don't think it's anybody here.

Nobody here would do that. We've been like

hanging out for a long time and nobody would do that here.

Nobody.

How are they getting detailed information?

It has to be like dug up and spun.

I agree with Whitney.

It is weird that stuff comes up in this group

all the time it is weird that like certain--

I don't think it's weird.

Like I'm just being super direct.

I don't think it's weird that you dug up stuff on me.

Like I mean just bringing like stuff to the group

when I wasn't there like I'm just-- I'm being clear.

Like I upset you and I felt like that was like

a little bit of a retaliation.

I do not believe one person here--

And that's what I'm worried about.

Is that I've upset somebody and they're doing this.

Nope. Nope.

Pipe down Lisa.

You're revealing yourself.

She's clearly saying like

don't put two and two together in case anyone here

is putting two and two together.

Don't spin this on me because you got targeted

'cause that'll----ing piss me off.

My lawsuits leaked and someone did that to me

but no one would ever do that to you and certainly not

in retaliation.

Well I mean you know who you're talking about.

It's not just anybody random out of the group.

I don't.

It's not me. It's not me.

I've never done that to anybody here.

And that bugs me. That's like a trigger for me.

It would really bother me if it was somebody

in this group of friends.

I don't think any of us should do that to each other.

Who do you think it came from?

Look I'm just gonna say this and I'm not accusing anybody

but after Amy's it intensified.

And I had a lot of fights at Amy's.

And after the lunch I came to where you had clarification

I thought you and I cleared things up

and we had a sit-down and we talked.

We did. We did. And I didn't do anything to you.

So I don't know where to say this is coming from

'cause I can't figure out. - That sounds like an accusation.

- I'm not! No let me finish. - That sounds like an accusation.

I'm saying it would be really devastating if I sat down

and apologized to you... - Well it wasn't me.

Who sent my stuff? Who sent my stuff?

Who was going to the blogs and "Salt Lake Tribune"?

I'm like so irritated.

With another accusation as dumb as this one.

Okay you guys let's just go swimming.

This is like irritating.

I'm hot. It's a hundred degrees in here.

Let's just go jump in the water.

I didn't do that to you.

You can----ing think it's me but I'm not gonna be

the scape goat again.

This is like - ing bullsh--

No one even accused you bitch.

Like the reason we know it's you it's cause you--

you give yourself away.

That got-- that got spun.

- Hey you're . - No I'm not .

That got spun.

Ang come swim.

Let's go girl!

Okay I think guests are starting to walk down

to the swim area.

- So beautiful. - Let's go Angie K.!

Oh my God. How are you feeling?

Are you okay?

Come here come here come here.

Take a thirst trap of me somebody.

Is my butt showing?

Yes it is.

I just need a drink.

Whoo!

This is luxurious.

Heather!

- Come on come on. - I'm joking.

- Aw. Did you have fun? - That was a good trip.

Okay but you're canoodling with Jason.

I know but Jason and I are friends.

We have a history.

- He's not interested. - We----ed around before.

- What? - There's nothing there.

What are you talking about? You----ed around before?

Friends I'm saying we're friends.

So there's latitude.

I said that?

Serious faced?

You can't use that.

I don't know why I said that to her.

I-- delete delete.

I'm a little jealous.

Jump in! Go get him.

No I don't-- I don't operate like that.

- Can I put it on this side? - Sure.

- Oh I love a duck. - Here you go.

I'll be on the swan.

Ready?

Oh thank you very much.

Ready to go? Yeah?

You're gonna have to paddle.

Be the duck.

Oh my gosh.

Britani is in pursuit of a man and she's not gonna stop

even if she's floating away on a duck.

Where are they?

Oh my gosh. They're so far out there now.

Can someone go help our friends?

Oh my gosh! Ah!

Oh my gosh. This is so funny to me.

Is she still sick?

Coming in clutch.

Is Angie throwing up?

Angie are you okay?

Oh my gosh. That's the worst.

He's a trooper.

Oh I just like I am not having fun.

You're hanging on his leg? Oh my gosh.

I felt so ugly vomiting.

And the worst part is I'm so sick I can't even suck in

and I'm in a goddamn bikini.

I'm sorry Eddy. I am so sorry.

I really don't want to be around Angie

while she's puking ick.

No more boats for you.

She's so full of it she makes her own self sick.

Did you have fun?

Good good.

What's that? - Late night tonight?

I think so. I think we're--

- Is that not part of the plan? - Yeah I think so.

Are we going to see you again later?

Okay.

- Come upstairs. Come up here. - Of course.

Cheers.

All right. You can have it. I'll go get another one.

- Come in here. - This is my room.

I don't know what room I'm in now.

- This is my room. Come in here. - Oh it's cute.

I feel like there's no bad room on the boat.

No I'm excited about it.

Britani?

Oh you're sharing with Britani? I forgot.

Yeah. Look at this. Look at this.

How is that going?

- Well not well. - How is that going for you?

Look at this. Look what she brought.

Oh my God.

If that goes off in the middle of the night

it's gonna give me-- that is my sleep paralysis demon.

This will really make Angie vomit.

- Is that Jared? - It's Jared's voice.

Who the is he? And also she's on a 30-day fast.

She promised that she's not gonna be with him and--

and she's gonna find one of the deck crew here

and get with them.

I love your accent.

You like the British accent don't you?

Yes yes.

What is it that you do sorry if you don't mind--

I'm a developer. I'm a real estate developer.

And then I sell what I build.

I build I sell.

I build I sell.

What-- what was that lunch?

I didn't even say I think it's Lisa.

The second I said I think somebody's putting stuff

in the press about me she was like

none of us would do that this group would never do that.

I wasn't even accusing her.

Because it was her.

Who like broke the Alibaba thing last year?

It was Lisa? That's what made it so obvious to me.

You just went through this.

And the person who's putting this on Twitter

keeps using a nickname for me before they were tweeting--

What's the nickname?

Conwyn not Bronwyn.

And that is what Lisa called me at Amy's.

This stuff wasn't out in the press yet.

That's red flag number - ing one.

- At her party? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

- She called you Conwyn? - Yep.

You're a fraud.

You are a liar. She's trying to say she's honest.

And the next day it was on Twitter.

It's not a coincidence that troll is using the same name

that Lisa was using for Bronwyn within days. Okay?

It's like Lisa's not even trying to hide that she's behind this.

She's getting sloppy.

And when I said I think it's someone here

no one in this group would ever do that.

How does she know no one in this group would ever do that?

We know that she does.

She's done it to everyone.

And if I think she could do this to me that's the end.

All right well let's go get ready for dinner.

Hey.

Hey where are you?

I miss you. I mean we've just been hanging out.

Like the yacht is really pretty.

- Heather! - Come on in girl.

Every time Lisa's mad at someone

information leaks about them.

Angie me Bronwyn Mary.

Meredith! - Okay. I agree.

I agree. - You think Lisa leaked it?

Yeah absolutely.

Lisa is smarter and darker than any of us imagine.

I think that she looks up everything.

She keeps a score card.

She is pissed about Bronwyn and her attitude

and her bullsh-- and she has made sure

that anyone who's interested knows her history.

Look this has been going on with Lisa and Bronwyn

for a while.

I mean we saw New York that Lisa had spoken to Emma

the jeweler.

She said you guys didn't buy it or the hoop earrings.

Very weird a jeweler would tell someone else

what I did or didn't buy.

I've seen Lisa talking to other people

and gathering information about Bronwyn.

Do you know her at all?

We all uh lived in the Bay Area together.

Did you people love Todd?

Is this where I take the fifth?

- Yes. - Is that what we do?

Yes.

And when Angie dropped that Lisa had given her names

and information to dig up on Meredith.

She was telling me there's things out there

about bankruptcy and shoplifting.

I need to know

if you were trying to spread negative rumors

about my family.

No.

It... sealed the deal for me and it was undeniable.

I think all of the leaks came from Lisa.

So what do we do?

I think we should get Meredith in here.

Okay. Do you want me to go get her?

Yeah go grab her.

Meredith is pretty much Lisa's closest friend

on the boat and I wanna know if she feels the same way.

I don't want to destroy my friendship with Lisa

by addressing this and if Meredith were there to just

show support or help me get through it

I feel like it would go over a lot better.

Okay so tell her Whitney.

So Lisa hated me last year right and all this information

leaked about me.

Now Lisa is at odds with Bronwyn.

Like don't you think it's just a little bit suspicious?

So you think she's engaging with the press?

In a inappropriate way.

Yes. And think about it we're finally talking about Lisa

and what she's going through.

Like it doesn't matter. We are just talking about her.

No I mean it's an issue.

We were talking about Lisa's lawsuits and now we're not

talking about them anymore.

If in fact that is the case that is definitely a problem.

What the case?

If Lisa is in fact feeding information to

some sort of media outlets

that's negative about her friends

then it's definitely a problem.

That's not a question obviously if that is true.

She may not have done anything. I don't know.

You know I can't speak to it pertaining to this issue

with Bronwyn or whatever else but as far as I know

in our own interactions we're in a good place.

You don't think it's highly suspicious

that all of this stuff leaked about Conwyn Fraudport.

Right when Lisa was at her height of anger at Bronwyn.

I-- I think it's not positive. I'll say that on all accounts.

They're so worried about who planted it

but they don't care about what Bronwyn did.

Look if Lisa really did this that would be horrible

but there's no proof and correlation does not

equal causation.

You know there are only so many coincidences in life

and maybe it is a coincidence but you know what

we all just want to move on we want to move forward

we want this to end we don't wanna be

living in this behavior.

We've all made mistakes in our friendships.

We've owned up to a lot of things we've done.

Let's see what she says.

Do you feel really sick right now?

Like sick as a dog right now?

- Mm-hmm. - Oh no. Angie.

I know.

No. We need a doctor.

Has Jason come up and checked in on you?

- Not yet. - Okay I'm gonna go get him

for you. - Okay.

Mary about dinner I saw that you don't eat shrimp.

The chef is making panko-encrusted wahoo.

Would you eat that? Wahoo's white fish.

You eat that? - Yes. Sure.

Okay amazing. Okay great.

And I will go get Jason for you now.

- Okay thank you. - You're welcome.

We have three minutes until we're supposed to be out there.

Well I don't know if that's gonna happen.

It's kind of hard to do your makeup

on a rocking boat after drinking.

Hello?

Are you feeling any better?

A little bit.

Now put this up against your leg.

Well this was worth it right here.

All this love and care.

Mary by my side the captain here icing me.

You'll get better.

Might just help a little bit. Cool you down a little bit.

Oh selfie.

Okay just do it real quick look 'cause we gotta go.

And we'll make it work. Let's go.

Hello! And welcome to the dinner!

You might notice that there are eight of us on this trip

and only six place settings that is because Angie has

a bit of the seasickness-- - Oh is it that bad?

...as sailors like to call what do they call it Daisy?

You've got to get your sea legs.

She's working on her sea legs!

She can't even get out of bed?

She's very very ill.

I went and checked on her and she had to get up

to throw up while I was checking on her.

Oh my gosh. That's so sad.

I have to get up. This movement is making me feel um...

I'm gonna barf.

Okay. She's gonna barf. Let's get her into the bathroom.

- Okay. - Go girl go.

Oh my God.

Ugh.

Mary wants to take her dinner in the room with Ang

to be with her. - That's nice.

So I think we should do a toast.

Cheers to Angie getting better.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- To her sea legs. - Cheers to sea legs.

Cheers to sea legs.

Okay. I'm brand-new!

I'm glad you talk to yourself 'cause it'll entertain me

and you won't be lonely.

- Enjoy your-- - Is that the food?

Bon appetit.

Well where's the rest of it?

Lisa I'm just cheersing you.

I'm being lazy. Sorry. I was watching the food roll in.

- Here we are. Hello hello. - Hello hello.

- Here we go. That's for you. - Thank you so much.

So ladies here you have burrata with a homemade

romesco sauce. - Lovely.

Oh my gosh. Thank you.

I love a crispy basil leaf. That's kind of a fun touch.

Yum!

...that we're missing Angie and Mary's commentary.

I do not miss Mary's commentary.

Oh dear Britani. We have a rule.

What?

You can only sh-- talk if they're right in front of you.

I'm the only one that says what I feel to people's faces.

What about the things that are not being said to

people's faces?

There's other people at the table you're mad at

that you are not saying something about.

I just feel like Lisa's trying a little too hard

to big sister me.

And I don't need that.

I can fight my own battles.

Um what's going on with you and Meredith?

What's the problem there?

I haven't seen Meredith yet without her having

a seizure of some sort.

I just don't know why Meredith goes from zero to 100

in .02 seconds.

It's almost like it's not even real.

I feel like Meredith's been super supportive of you no?

No!

Well it all the way then.

She said that you big sister her and are in her business

and she doesn't want your advice and it's bullsh--.

She said you slur your words she says you go from zero

to a hundred over nothing she thinks it's an act.

She doesn't believe anything that comes out of your mouth.

I've never had a seizure in my life

but that's a horrible thing to say about somebody.

There are people who do have seizures

and they are very serious.

One of which was my child.

So I find that to be despicable!

- My child-- - I don't care!

See? This is what I'm talking about.

Stop saying seizure!

You go from zero-- are you kidding me?

- You can stop. - Are you serious?

Nope nope nope.

Meredith turn up your hearing aid.

She did not say Jared that time.

Come on.

See? This is what I'm talking about.

I've had enough of your nonsense.

See? This is what I'm talking about.

I've had enough of your nonsense.

I'm sick of Meredith treating me like sh--

and no one is even batting an eye.

No one cares.

Say someone has seizures

I don't think that's funny.

I think it's disgraceful disgusting.

See? This is what I'm talking about.

I think that she dislikes me so much because I think

I'm the only one that isn't afraid of her.

You did not just say that and you stir up the pot here.

Nope I said you should not say that about Meredith

that's disgusting-- - Thank you Bronwyn.

...about you and she said I'm gonna say it to her.

She's had this kind of like

oh look at me I'm Meredith Marks.

Or I'm Meredith Marks.

But no one else will tell her no one else will be like

Meredith you're batsh-- crazy.

And this isn't normal.

You like go from zero to a hundred in .2 seconds.

Like how is it that one second you're nice to me

and the second you're like freaking out.

Mm.

Sounds crunchy.

- I've been blessed. - You are blessed.

Eating in peace.

I hope they appreciate this food up there.

No one does that. No one goes from zero to a hundred

in .2 seconds.

You've lied incessantly.

I wake up in the middle of the night to

the sounds of Meredith crying and throwing up.

- Throwing up? - Yeah.

You have recorded us.

You are vile.

You're recording us? - She recorded it.

I am so disgusted I had you in my home.

- Okay. - You've done a lot of

really nasty things.

Your business is getting dragged like crazy right now

on social media. - Are you kidding me Britani?

- Why don't you just disengage? - Okay.

Oh I would be more than happy

to disengage from you forever sweetheart. Bye.

Everyone at this table we all need to own things

in order to move on and like have an open conversation.

This is not a pile-on.

We are adult women we are privileged women

we are living our best - ing lives.

What's a pile-on?

I said I'm disengaging

you got her telling me I'm wrong

Bronwyn's supporting me Lisa's supporting--

That's no gang up.

What?

It's strange right?

Why would they have one of those?

Maybe like for a spa day.

They like put it over their eyes and stuff.

Yeah.

We're gonna talk. We all need to own things.

What else do we need to own at this table?

What?

Yes you guys should talk about it.

You were a part of it.

I was a part of it.

I feel disappointed by Meredith.

I was trying to like make grounds with Lisa

and I thought it would go over a lot better

if you know Meredith was with me

but now it just feels like...

...leaving me high and dry.

I have no words.

I don't care about anyone outside of the people

seated at this table and I just wanna be real with you.

I'm gonna just be honest with you that I think that--

I think that you're the source of all the dirt.

Wait why are you guys even questioning me?

'Cause we feel like you always know the information before.

Because you just questioned me that she thought

you were questioning me. - But apparently

whenever you're upset something gets leaked.

That was the commentary.

Oh my gosh. That is so dumb. I hope you had my back on this.

And I said I hoped it was not true.

I didn't think it was true. - Oh no no no no no.

we don't have your back on this.

We don't have to hope it's not true.

It's not----ing true. - Thank you.

It's not----ing true.

I'm not the source of anything.

People tell me stuff and I'm all of a sudden responsible?

Yeah you know everything.

You are the grand poobah.

Yes. I am the mother----ing don of Salt Lake City I guess

'cause this is----ing weird.

I have never dug up dirt on any of these

mother----ing bitches and I'm so----ig sick

of being accused of this.

People tell me stuff I'm at----ing Harmons

and I hear sh--.

I go to get a diet coke and I hear sh--.

...I----ing can't take this anymore.

You guys shut the up about me.

I don't do anything to you.

Don't come near me. Don't you----ing come near me.

I'm coming near you--

No I am coming near you because Lisa--

- We are not your punching bag. - You guys have no one

to beat up if I'm not here.

Are you----ing kidding me right now?

You know everything I know--

You sit down.

ing sit down and talk to me.

- Hello. How are yous? - Hey.

I have here some cheesecake.

Okay.

It's deconstructed...

- They are buck wild up there. - Are they too loud?

No no it's fine.

- you. - Lisa.

me?

They're like literally killing each other.

I've been called a cheater a----ing Jen Shah.

What else are you gonna - ing say about me?

You're lucky I----ing talk to any of you.

I've been called a cheater a----ing Jen Shah.

What else are you gonna - ing say about me?

You're lucky I----ing talk to any of you.

I'm so----ing sick of it.

No off with that.

I've been a very----ing good friend to you.

And if you didn't defend me oh my God.

You better-- you better say I'm----ing sorry right now

'cause I defended you-- - You know what?

Don't be----ing afraid of her she's throwing her

weight around right now. Like you Lisa Barlow.

No!

I've been a----ing good friend to you

for no----ing reason other than the fact you are--

What are you even talking about?

And you're going to----ing throw a fit right now?

Are you----ing kidding me?

- Listen to me. - Where am I wrong?

Lisa Barlow look at me.

I've been a----ing good friend to you been totally--

Then what is this conversation about?

Just----ing own it.

May I please give you this?

That you're the source of all the----ing dirt.

that.

I'm not going to own that.

I'm the source of any----ing dirt.

Don't you ever put that on me ever again.

- All right. - Yeah mate.

I was gonna eat with them tonight

but I'm not gonna go there. - no.

And I'm not gonna admit something I didn't----ing do!

You----ing defensive - ing bitch.

Oh oh.

You know all of the dirt.

Say it to her----ing face right now.

I'll say it. Grand larceny identity theft all of it.

Yeah why don't you say it to her?

Why am I responsible for what's on the internet?

There he is.

- Hi. - The highlight of our night.

- How are you? - Oh here he comes.

Good. What is going on up there?

Have they calmed them down?

No I was um like a ghost.

Well you come here and we'll pay attention to you.

What do I need to say?

You don't need to do anything but I'm gonna just be honest

with you that I think you're the source of all the dirt.

Okay then I totally can't be your friend.

Are you----ing kidding me?

I got accused last year of leaking stuff I didn't leak.

I actually defended you and felt bad for you.

I felt really bad for you.

What if you're the leak? What if you're the leak?

What if you're the leak? What if you're the leak?

It's not----ing me.

I would own it.

It's kicking off up there.

- It's what? - Kicking off up there.

Yeah yeah I'm ready.

I love how this got spun. I love how this got spun.

It's not spun! You're----ing spinning it you moron.

You're spinning it. - No I'm not.

I did not do what you're accusing me of doing.

And I just don't have anything more to say.

You're spinning it the wrong way.

I literally can't even believe that you would say

that to me.

I'm like in shock right now.

Have I talked about your marriage?

Have I ever disparaged your business?

Have I ever done----ing anything to you?

I'm gonna say what I think. I'm gonna say it to your face.

Well you got the wrong girl. I'm sorry--

Get off the----ing yacht if you can't hear

what I have to say. - Okay. I'm happy to go.

Hi the chef is here. Can we take a--

The fact that you accuse me of something

I would never do-- - Lisa please.

No. Like no you made it very clear.

I'm leaving. I will never be accused of something

I did not do.

And you know what? I'm like I don't need to be calmed down.

Do you mean it? Do you want me to go?

No. I don't want you to go.

I did not do what you're accusing me of doing.

How would you feel if I was like you're the source

you're the source you're the one that did it

you did it admit it Heather just admit it.

Sit down.

I have been a very----ing good friend to you.

I'm a friend to you to the death.

Listen you know what?

Being a friend to me is not telling me

to admit something I did not do.

That is not being a friend to me.

That is being----ing everything else

like what you've done to me-- no I have not done

a----ing thing to you. - Yeah you have.

Get that out of your head. Get that out of your head.

I haven't done a----ing thing to you.

I know you have.

You guys are----ing liars and fake.

Listen to me.

Why is it so----ing bad that you're the one

that knows everything about everyone?

You're saying I'm the source and the leak. I am not.

- Why is that----ing bad? - It's not true. It's not true.

- Who is? Who is? - It is not true.

Ask your buddies. Ask your friends.

You're my buddy.

Hey John. No I'm like so sad.

I am like so sad.

- No Lisa I'm not-- - Get the away.

No I'm not gonna leave you.

No Heather just accused me of being the .

I'm not going to----ing leave you.

I'm not gonna leave you.

I'm not gonna leave you. I'm following.

...ever done to me.

And she goes admit it she kept saying--

I didn't say--

She said say you're the source.

That's what you said. - That's not what I did.

You're creating this out of your mind.

Did you say--

I want to walk downstairs and----ing leave me

then----ing leave me. - Tell John what you said.

Say you're the source.

And like I've never done anything to them.

You're creating this out of your mind.

I want to walk downstairs and----ing leave me

then----ing leave me.

And like I've never done anything to them.

I thought Heather and I had come so far.

For her to get back into this oh Lisa's the villain.

Lisa's the source bullsh--

is ridiculous.

It's like making me reassess like our friendship

her like being used it's awful.

Captain one of them's like I'm gonna leave!

And she's like yeah you leave then bitch!

So one of them might be storming off wait for it.

Tender tender. I'm gonna go back to shore immediately.

Too much mate.

Oh my God. What's happened?

Shut up.

What's going on? Oh my God.

No you're okay. You're okay. You're being a good friend.

I was coming to try to find Lisa because she's so mad at me.

How are you feeling?

Don't worry about me. What's happening?

I just said you're the source of all and she freaked out

she fully freaked out. - Good Heather.

The source of all of what? Everything?

- Yes. - The dirt.

- She is. - Very brave of you.

And I am her friend or Bronwyn said that like

she is you guys she is.

- Very brave of you to do that. - And don't cry over that.

You're being a real friend. - You know she is.

- Real friends need that. - And you know what?

It's game over. She's not-- game over you know.

This is like I don't care who you do it to.

It is wrong.

The Captain was paying attention.

He said Heather's getting at Lisa.

I wanna sneak down to the kitchen. Is that okay?

Come on Daisy. Let's go. Come on.

Sorry.

- Oh my God. - Oh! Oh my God.

Oh my God. That was so close.

You have a good night?

- Yeah. - Yes? Oh yeah.

Let me ask you this. Do you actually like run the ship?

- Yeah. - Could you give me a tour?

- Yeah totally. - Really?

- Not now. - Why not?

Tomorrow.

- I was looking for an excuse. - Oh were you?

- Yes. - I'm going to bed.

- To like get outta here. - I've been up since 4 a.m.

Too funny.

Um okay.

- This is the galley. - Hello.

Welcome welcome.

- The food was amazing. - Thank you. Cheers.

- Hi muscles. - How are you?

Yeah I'm good. I just wanna make sure she's okay.

Tomorrow morning will you come get me?

I'm gonna go to the hotel.

Promise me you will come get me.

- Hey. - No I don't want you near me.

I don't want anyone near me. - You don't want me near you?

I don't want anyone near me that is--

Can I just hug you?

The sickest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Please leave me alone. I just wanna be with John.

- Can I just say I love you? - Please no.

No I don't want anyone touching me or near me.

Okay.

You were telling the truth.

You just say I'm being a real friend.

- Heather you were being honest. - And I'm telling you how I feel.

And I'm telling you how we all feel.

We all feel it. We all know it.

When she was talking all that tea about people--

I'm gonna go right now. Okay.

That's all she does. - I'm carrying it for all of us.

Chirps I wish I could've been there.

Babe I got you. I got you. I love you.

Carrying the message.

Does anyone know where Lisa is?

Britani? - Yeah. I do.

- Where is she? - I was actually looking for you.

- Where is she? - I found Lisa.

Okay I wanna go talk to her.

Okay.

And this is my cabin.

Aw. It's so cute.

- Are you okay? - I'm totally fine.

I just wanna talk to her.

- Hello. - Are you going to bed?

- Are you off? - That's their laundry.

Do you sleep in the kitchen?

- I'll show you were she is. - She's leaving the boat?

No she's right there.

Oh God.

Why did they do this to me?

Next time on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...

Here we go baby. Let's go!

I swam with the sting ray just like I was----ing Nemo.

You're not a good friend.

I think you're boring.

You were talking about Bronwyn saying Todd was making out

with one of my friends while farting the entire time.

you. You're dead to me.

I saw something today about sex possible indiscretion.

Stay away from me. She needs to stay away.