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We wish you a merry Christmas,
We wish you a merry Christmas,
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We wish you a merry Christmas
- Hey! Wait a minute!
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- What?
- Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
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- Yeah, I think so. - Dude, Jewish
people don't celebrate Christmas!
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- What? - You're supposed
to sing Hanukkah songs!
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Dreidel dreidel dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
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Dreidel dreidel dreidel
- If we had that-- stupid song.
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- Yeah, Hanukkah sucks.
- Don't you oppress me, fat boy.
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Don't call me fat, buttfucker.
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Then don't belittle my
people you fuckin' fatass
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Goddammit don't call me fat
you buttfuckin' sonofabitch!
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What the-?
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- Behold my glory.
- Holy shit, it's Jesus!
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What are you doing
in South Park, Jesus?
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I come seeking... retribution.
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He's come to kill you
cuz you're Jewish, Kyle!
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Oh, fuck! I'm sorry,
Jesus. Don't kill me.
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May, fear not.
I love all My children.
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- Whew. - Tomorrow is my
birthday. Yet all is not right.
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Your birthday is on Christmas?
That sucks, dude.
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I must find a place
called "The Mall".
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- Well we can take you to the mall, Jesus.
- Yeah! It's over this way.
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Eugh! Goddammit, you stepped
on my foot you pigfucker.
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Dude, don't say pigfucker
in front of Jesus.
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Eh, fuck you.
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Here we are Jesus, South Park
Mall. Who are you looking for?
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- Him! - Ho ho ho.
We meet again, Jesus.
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You have blemished the meaning of
Christmas for the last time, Kringle!
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I bring happiness and love
to children all over the world.
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Christmas is for
celebrating my birth!
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Christmas is for giving!
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I'm here to put an end
to your blasphemy!
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This time we finish it.
There can be only one!
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Dude, this is pretty
fucked up right here.
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Go Santa!
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Uh, go Jesus!
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Chung kwang do!
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Yoktuki!
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Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
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- Come on, you son of a bitch!
- Come on! Come on!
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Boys, help me put an end
to him once and for all.
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No, boys, help me, so that
I can put an end to him.
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God is watching you, boys.
You know who to help.
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Stan, remember the choo-choo
when you were three?
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I died for your sins, boys.
Don't forget that.
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I don't know what to do,
dude. Who should we help?
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I say we help Santa Claus.
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Aw, you're just saying that
because he brings you candy.
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Hey! I don't need to take
that kinda shit from a Jew.
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You're such a fat fuck, Cartman,
that when you walk down the street
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people go god DAMMIT
that kid's a BIG FAT FUCK.
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- Oh yeah? Well, at least I'm not a--!
- Shut up!
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Wait, wait, wait just a second.
Now we've got to think here.
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Now let's see. What
would Brian Boitano do?
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Yeah. What would
Brian Boitano do?
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Did someone say my name?
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- Brian Boitano!
- What incredible irony!
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- Yeah, it's Brian Boitano!
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- What's going on, kids?
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Okay, Brian? Who would you help
in a fight, Jesus or Santa Claus?
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Kids... you shouldn't
think of things like that.
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This is the one time a year in
which we all try to get along,
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no matter what we believe in.
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This is the season just to be
good to each other.
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Bye-eee!
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- C'mon, lumberboy!
- You fuckin' pussy!
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Hey, Jesus!
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You have to understand that Santa is
keeping the spirit of your birthday alive
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by bringing happiness and joy.
- Yeah. And Santa,
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you need to remember that
if it weren't for Jesus,
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this day wouldn't even exist!
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You're right kids. I'm sorry Jesus.
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No, no. It's me who should be sorry.
I've been a right bastard.
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- I'm sorry Kringle.
- Thank you boys.
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Yeah, thank you boys.
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Come on, Kringle, I'll buy
you an Orange Smoothie.
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- Whew. That sucked.
- Yeah, but just think.
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Today we actually met-- we actually
spoke-- to the Brian Boitano.
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Yeah. And you know? I think
I learned something today,
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It doesn't matter if you're Christian
or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu.
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Christmas still is about one
very important thing:
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- Yeah, ham.
- No not ham, you fat fuck!
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- Fuck you!
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...Christmas is about something
much more important!
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- What?
- Presents
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Don't you see
Kyle? Presents
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Hey man, if you're Jewish you
get presents for eight days.
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- Wow, really? Count me in.
- Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.
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Dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made you out of clay
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Dreidel dreidel dreidel
With dreidel I will play!
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