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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:14,871 We wish you a merry Christmas, We wish you a merry Christmas, 2 00:00:14,872 --> 00:00:18,000 We wish you a merry Christmas - Hey! Wait a minute! 3 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:19,733 - What? - Aren't you Jewish, Kyle? 4 00:00:19,734 --> 00:00:22,954 - Yeah, I think so. - Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas! 5 00:00:22,955 --> 00:00:24,858 - What? - You're supposed to sing Hanukkah songs! 6 00:00:25,564 --> 00:00:28,993 Dreidel dreidel dreidel, I made you out of clay, 7 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:32,320 Dreidel dreidel dreidel - If we had that-- stupid song. 8 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:36,290 - Yeah, Hanukkah sucks. - Don't you oppress me, fat boy. 9 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,000 Don't call me fat, buttfucker. 10 00:00:38,001 --> 00:00:41,000 Then don't belittle my people you fuckin' fatass 11 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:44,910 Goddammit don't call me fat you buttfuckin' sonofabitch! 12 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,400 What the-? 13 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:54,412 - Behold my glory. - Holy shit, it's Jesus! 14 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:56,625 What are you doing in South Park, Jesus? 15 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,258 I come seeking... retribution. 16 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,112 He's come to kill you cuz you're Jewish, Kyle! 17 00:01:02,113 --> 00:01:05,066 Oh, fuck! I'm sorry, Jesus. Don't kill me. 18 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:08,382 May, fear not. I love all My children. 19 00:01:08,383 --> 00:01:13,056 - Whew. - Tomorrow is my birthday. Yet all is not right. 20 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,700 Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude. 21 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:19,092 I must find a place called "The Mall". 22 00:01:19,093 --> 00:01:22,219 - Well we can take you to the mall, Jesus. - Yeah! It's over this way. 23 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:26,227 Eugh! Goddammit, you stepped on my foot you pigfucker. 24 00:01:26,228 --> 00:01:28,790 Dude, don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus. 25 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,013 Eh, fuck you. 26 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,400 Here we are Jesus, South Park Mall. Who are you looking for? 27 00:01:38,146 --> 00:01:42,306 - Him! - Ho ho ho. We meet again, Jesus. 28 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:46,343 You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time, Kringle! 29 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:49,800 I bring happiness and love to children all over the world. 30 00:01:50,201 --> 00:01:52,139 Christmas is for celebrating my birth! 31 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:54,297 Christmas is for giving! 32 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,871 I'm here to put an end to your blasphemy! 33 00:01:56,872 --> 00:02:00,897 This time we finish it. There can be only one! 34 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:04,250 Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. 35 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,834 Go Santa! 36 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,044 Uh, go Jesus! 37 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:23,100 Chung kwang do! 38 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:31,300 Yoktuki! 39 00:02:38,005 --> 00:02:40,292 Oh my god! They killed Kenny! 40 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,870 - Come on, you son of a bitch! - Come on! Come on! 41 00:02:43,132 --> 00:02:46,099 Boys, help me put an end to him once and for all. 42 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:49,946 No, boys, help me, so that I can put an end to him. 43 00:02:49,947 --> 00:02:52,409 God is watching you, boys. You know who to help. 44 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:55,358 Stan, remember the choo-choo when you were three? 45 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,563 I died for your sins, boys. Don't forget that. 46 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,952 I don't know what to do, dude. Who should we help? 47 00:03:01,953 --> 00:03:03,422 I say we help Santa Claus. 48 00:03:03,423 --> 00:03:05,349 Aw, you're just saying that because he brings you candy. 49 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:08,524 Hey! I don't need to take that kinda shit from a Jew. 50 00:03:08,525 --> 00:03:11,736 You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street 51 00:03:11,737 --> 00:03:15,259 people go god DAMMIT that kid's a BIG FAT FUCK. 52 00:03:15,260 --> 00:03:17,662 - Oh yeah? Well, at least I'm not a--! - Shut up! 53 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,331 Wait, wait, wait just a second. Now we've got to think here. 54 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,300 Now let's see. What would Brian Boitano do? 55 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,400 Yeah. What would Brian Boitano do? 56 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,164 Did someone say my name? 57 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,916 - Brian Boitano! - What incredible irony! 58 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,201 - Yeah, it's Brian Boitano! 59 00:03:39,202 --> 00:03:40,486 - What's going on, kids? 60 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:44,761 Okay, Brian? Who would you help in a fight, Jesus or Santa Claus? 61 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,538 Kids... you shouldn't think of things like that. 62 00:03:47,787 --> 00:03:50,824 This is the one time a year in which we all try to get along, 63 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,728 no matter what we believe in. 64 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,348 This is the season just to be good to each other. 65 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,400 Bye-eee! 66 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,920 - C'mon, lumberboy! - You fuckin' pussy! 67 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,390 Hey, Jesus! 68 00:04:01,263 --> 00:04:05,394 You have to understand that Santa is keeping the spirit of your birthday alive 69 00:04:05,395 --> 00:04:08,599 by bringing happiness and joy. - Yeah. And Santa, 70 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,200 you need to remember that if it weren't for Jesus, 71 00:04:11,201 --> 00:04:12,500 this day wouldn't even exist! 72 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,475 You're right kids. I'm sorry Jesus. 73 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:21,154 No, no. It's me who should be sorry. I've been a right bastard. 74 00:04:21,155 --> 00:04:23,740 - I'm sorry Kringle. - Thank you boys. 75 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,255 Yeah, thank you boys. 76 00:04:25,943 --> 00:04:27,885 Come on, Kringle, I'll buy you an Orange Smoothie. 77 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,991 - Whew. That sucked. - Yeah, but just think. 78 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:38,338 Today we actually met-- we actually spoke-- to the Brian Boitano. 79 00:04:38,757 --> 00:04:41,527 Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, 80 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:45,599 It doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. 81 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,400 Christmas still is about one very important thing: 82 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:51,200 - Yeah, ham. - No not ham, you fat fuck! 83 00:04:51,201 --> 00:04:52,000 - Fuck you! 84 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:53,818 ...Christmas is about something much more important! 85 00:04:53,819 --> 00:04:55,470 - What? - Presents 86 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:58,220 Don't you see Kyle? Presents 87 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,500 Hey man, if you're Jewish you get presents for eight days. 88 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:04,650 - Wow, really? Count me in. - Yeah, I'll be a Jew too. 89 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,100 Dreidel dreidel dreidel I made you out of clay 90 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,500 Dreidel dreidel dreidel With dreidel I will play! 91 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,848 Subtitles created by Lux Aeterna Requiem_for_my_dreams@pathfinder.gr 7127

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