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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,624 --> 00:00:08,031 You remembered to put an extra pair of socks on, right? 2 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:09,090 Yes, ma'am. 3 00:00:09,851 --> 00:00:10,892 Today in New York City, 4 00:00:10,893 --> 00:00:12,966 we expect a lot of snow, and it's coming down fast. 5 00:00:13,001 --> 00:00:16,107 We've had six inches reported the last hour in Manhattan 6 00:00:16,108 --> 00:00:17,872 and four inches in Park Slope. 7 00:00:18,363 --> 00:00:20,112 Do I have to go to school? 8 00:00:20,113 --> 00:00:21,995 I mean, it's snowing like crazy. 9 00:00:22,204 --> 00:00:24,329 It's snow, Chris, not Armageddon, 10 00:00:24,414 --> 00:00:25,414 Now hurry up. 11 00:00:25,471 --> 00:00:27,526 You know the buses are going to be running slow. 12 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,527 Go. 13 00:00:28,543 --> 00:00:31,331 Because my mother wanted us to get the best education possible, 14 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:34,846 as long as school was open, we had to go no matter what. 15 00:00:37,672 --> 00:00:39,421 Your temperature is 103. 16 00:00:39,681 --> 00:00:41,028 Can I stay home from school? 17 00:00:41,029 --> 00:00:43,082 No. Just put this ice pack under your hat. 18 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:44,259 You'll be all right. 19 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:48,106 I think you got food poisoning. 20 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:49,949 Can I stay home from school? 21 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,536 No. Drink this ipecac. 22 00:00:51,647 --> 00:00:52,698 You'll be all right. 23 00:00:52,699 --> 00:00:53,802 While I was on the road, 24 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:55,599 Drew and Tonya were on the couch. 25 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,423 Okay, come on, y'all, let's go. 26 00:00:57,816 --> 00:00:59,591 ... and Saint Seraphim Elementary. 27 00:00:59,649 --> 00:01:02,158 In Bedford Stuyvesant, latest school closings 28 00:01:02,159 --> 00:01:03,663 include Linville Elementary, 29 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,722 Lamont Sanford Junior High, and Dolemite Elementary. 30 00:01:08,849 --> 00:01:09,865 School is closed! 31 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,177 - We're staying home from school. - It's cold out there. 32 00:01:12,259 --> 00:01:13,539 What's going on? 33 00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:14,819 Our school just closed. 34 00:01:14,854 --> 00:01:16,535 - What? - Yeah, we get to stay home. 35 00:01:16,621 --> 00:01:18,581 - Where's Chris? - He already left. 36 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,840 His school's not closed? 37 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:21,937 Well, they didn't mention it on the news. 38 00:01:21,938 --> 00:01:23,192 Is he going to be all right? 39 00:01:23,193 --> 00:01:24,676 Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine, baby. 40 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:25,745 But look, I got to go. 41 00:01:25,746 --> 00:01:27,339 I left your breakfast on the stove. 42 00:01:27,374 --> 00:01:29,705 Wait. Drew and Tonya are going to be here all day? 43 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:32,108 What? You got another home to take them to? 44 00:01:32,157 --> 00:01:33,437 I got to go, baby, I'm late. 45 00:01:33,532 --> 00:01:34,559 Love you. 46 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,708 Meanwhile, there were more kids at my house 47 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:38,414 than there were at my school. 48 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:47,973 Is anyone here? 49 00:01:48,877 --> 00:01:51,613 I wouldn't put it past all the other kids to hide from me. 50 00:01:52,182 --> 00:01:55,105 2x13 Everybody Hates Snow Day. 51 00:01:55,433 --> 00:01:58,269 Transcript: swsub.com - Synchro : Sixe 52 00:02:29,827 --> 00:02:32,200 Man, what is wrong with you, sneaking up on people? 53 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:33,630 Chris, what are you doing here? 54 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:34,981 School was cancelled today. 55 00:02:35,116 --> 00:02:36,116 Since when? 56 00:02:36,577 --> 00:02:38,426 They announced it about an hour ago. 57 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:41,006 I left the house an hour and a half ago. 58 00:02:41,112 --> 00:02:43,369 Well, I suppose we should see about getting you home. 59 00:02:43,587 --> 00:02:46,000 Even though Principal Edwards had traveled the world, 60 00:02:46,001 --> 00:02:48,118 he couldn't get me back to Brooklyn. 61 00:02:48,614 --> 00:02:50,790 I'm sorry, Chris, I can't let you go. 62 00:02:51,284 --> 00:02:52,284 Why not? 63 00:02:52,329 --> 00:02:53,446 Our phones are out. 64 00:02:54,189 --> 00:02:55,670 You're not allowed to leave school 65 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,025 without the consent of a parent or guardian. 66 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:01,342 So you're saying the only reason why I can't leave is 'cause I'm here? 67 00:03:01,343 --> 00:03:03,248 That, my friend, is a paradox. 68 00:03:04,223 --> 00:03:05,865 Sounds more like C-block. 69 00:03:06,632 --> 00:03:10,105 Why would your mother allow you to go out in weather like this? 70 00:03:10,158 --> 00:03:11,158 She's crazy. 71 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,259 She doesn't like us to miss school. 72 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:15,519 Let's not disappoint her. 73 00:03:15,924 --> 00:03:19,320 While I was getting snowed in, back at home, the word was out. 74 00:03:19,819 --> 00:03:22,082 To repeat, city buses are experiencing delays 75 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:23,432 of up to four hours 76 00:03:23,633 --> 00:03:26,044 due to closings and hazardous conditions. 77 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,991 Now here's a list of the latest school closures. 78 00:03:28,992 --> 00:03:30,478 Corleone Junior High... 79 00:03:30,550 --> 00:03:32,726 Daddy, look, Chris' school is closed. 80 00:03:33,025 --> 00:03:34,025 What? 81 00:03:34,116 --> 00:03:36,296 See, it says Corleone Junior High School. 82 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:39,092 If his school is closed, how come he hasn't called? 83 00:03:39,239 --> 00:03:42,538 Maybe he got trapped in a snowdrift and had to eat his own mouth to survive. 84 00:03:42,539 --> 00:03:43,539 That's a thought. 85 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,568 Where are you going? 86 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,193 I'm going to get your brother. 87 00:03:48,194 --> 00:03:49,841 Who's going to stay with us? 88 00:03:50,608 --> 00:03:51,746 I'll be right back. 89 00:03:52,147 --> 00:03:53,655 Even though the weather was horrible, 90 00:03:53,656 --> 00:03:55,656 my mother liked riding the subway. 91 00:03:55,658 --> 00:03:57,658 Being with strangers is a lot less stressful 92 00:03:57,659 --> 00:03:58,836 than being with your family. 93 00:03:58,875 --> 00:04:00,021 This is a stickup! 94 00:04:00,984 --> 00:04:02,018 Shut up! 95 00:04:02,019 --> 00:04:03,638 - Aw, damn. - Aw, damn. 96 00:04:06,049 --> 00:04:07,476 We're sorry for the sudden stop. 97 00:04:07,477 --> 00:04:08,604 If you'll all remain seated, 98 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,225 we'll be on our way in a few minutes. 99 00:04:10,263 --> 00:04:11,941 Aw, damn! 100 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:13,568 Well? 101 00:04:13,668 --> 00:04:14,671 "Well" nothing. 102 00:04:15,473 --> 00:04:16,939 This is still a stickup. 103 00:04:18,536 --> 00:04:19,868 Will you be quiet? 104 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:24,040 I was the only one in school, 105 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,739 but Principal Edwards handled things by the book. 106 00:04:26,989 --> 00:04:28,185 He took attendance. 107 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:38,572 We said the Pledge of Allegiance. 108 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:41,657 One nation, under God, indivisible 109 00:04:41,774 --> 00:04:44,693 with liberty and justice for all. 110 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,732 Since I was the only one in class, 111 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,687 he let me say the Black Pledge of Allegiance. 112 00:04:48,728 --> 00:04:51,044 One nation under a groove 113 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:53,802 getting down just for the funk of it. 114 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:56,473 One nation and we're on the move. 115 00:04:56,927 --> 00:04:59,030 Nothing can stop us now. 116 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,558 After lunch, we sang "Aqua Boogie." 117 00:05:04,507 --> 00:05:07,095 After that, we got down to serious business. 118 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,406 All right, class. 119 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:13,704 First up, I'm giving you a quiz on Pearl Harbor. 120 00:05:13,869 --> 00:05:17,104 What? Ms. Morello didn't have a quiz planned for today. 121 00:05:18,428 --> 00:05:21,527 Consider it a surprise, just like Pearl Harbor. 122 00:05:22,831 --> 00:05:24,954 Eyes on your own paper. 123 00:05:25,648 --> 00:05:28,040 My father couldn't leave Drew and Tonya home alone, 124 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:30,094 because if you pull that Home Alone crap 125 00:05:30,095 --> 00:05:32,150 in a black neighborhood, they take away your kids. 126 00:05:32,188 --> 00:05:33,211 Can I help you? 127 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:34,407 I was looking for Mr. Omar. 128 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,276 Yeah, this is my friend Mrs. Booker. 129 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:39,714 I'm sorry about your husband. 130 00:05:39,910 --> 00:05:42,099 Yeah, caught a deadly case of botulism. 131 00:05:42,561 --> 00:05:43,561 Tragic, tragic. 132 00:05:43,975 --> 00:05:44,978 How did you know... 133 00:05:45,016 --> 00:05:47,175 Why don't you go and put that record on for me? 134 00:05:51,623 --> 00:05:53,430 Yeah, wha-- so, uh, what can I do for you? 135 00:05:53,475 --> 00:05:56,586 I need to pick-up Chris at school and I was wondering if you could keep an eye 136 00:05:56,587 --> 00:05:57,962 on Drew and Tonya till I get back? 137 00:05:58,010 --> 00:06:00,423 Mr. Omar had another back to keep an eye on. 138 00:06:00,745 --> 00:06:02,372 Can't you get somebody else, man? 139 00:06:02,414 --> 00:06:03,601 I really need your help. 140 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:05,498 All you got to do is check on them. 141 00:06:05,537 --> 00:06:07,036 They'll be easy, I promise. 142 00:06:07,552 --> 00:06:09,512 - Speaking of easy... - I don't know, man. 143 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,146 I'll take ten dollars off the rent. 144 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:12,382 I'll be down in a minute. 145 00:06:12,383 --> 00:06:13,383 Thank you. 146 00:06:13,986 --> 00:06:14,986 Any questions? 147 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:17,593 Anyone? 148 00:06:19,344 --> 00:06:20,344 Yes, Chris? 149 00:06:21,545 --> 00:06:24,434 I'm the only one in the entire city that's in school. 150 00:06:24,736 --> 00:06:26,871 So, why should I have to learn when everybody else 151 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,322 is sitting on their couch watching The Price Is Right? 152 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,049 The true measure of a man 153 00:06:32,736 --> 00:06:34,935 is not what he does when he is being watched. 154 00:06:35,573 --> 00:06:38,782 It's what he does when he is alone. 155 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,383 Technically, this isn't a real school day. 156 00:06:41,482 --> 00:06:44,632 If you haven't noticed, I'm not supposed to be here. 157 00:06:45,096 --> 00:06:46,801 So why should I take classes? 158 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,201 All right. 159 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,684 Do whatever you want. 160 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:56,413 So you're saying that if I get up and walk out of that door, 161 00:06:56,414 --> 00:06:58,079 you won't do anything to stop me? 162 00:07:01,345 --> 00:07:02,713 As I was storming out, 163 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,655 the storm outside was picking up. 164 00:07:09,339 --> 00:07:11,086 I haven't seen a sea of white like this 165 00:07:11,144 --> 00:07:13,426 since the Republican National Convention. 166 00:07:13,889 --> 00:07:15,915 Come on, the bag! Put it in the bag! 167 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,668 Get to the back! Come on! 168 00:07:17,757 --> 00:07:19,400 My mother had lost her money, 169 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,310 but there was only so much she could take. 170 00:07:21,311 --> 00:07:23,016 Good day to rob a train, huh? 171 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:24,517 - Watch your mouth! - Why?! 172 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:27,524 You done already took my money! What else you gonna take, my seat? 173 00:07:27,525 --> 00:07:30,055 - I might shoot you! - And you might go to jail! 174 00:07:30,185 --> 00:07:32,348 You got six bullets and nine passengers, 175 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:33,835 which leaves three witnesses, 176 00:07:33,836 --> 00:07:35,533 and 25 years to life! 177 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,672 Don't shoot her, shoot me. 178 00:07:37,951 --> 00:07:39,167 Don't tell me who to shoot! 179 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:40,612 What are you, trying to get shot?! 180 00:07:40,651 --> 00:07:41,712 Shut up! 181 00:07:43,072 --> 00:07:44,153 Will you be quiet?! 182 00:07:44,249 --> 00:07:45,271 Sit down. 183 00:07:45,805 --> 00:07:47,455 While my mother was pushing her luck, 184 00:07:47,456 --> 00:07:49,750 Mr. Omar was trying to pull a fast one. 185 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:53,300 Hey, I got peanut butter and jelly, fried bologna 186 00:07:53,374 --> 00:07:56,341 and mustard, Kool-Aid and chips. 187 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,882 The homeless shelter special. 188 00:07:57,883 --> 00:07:58,883 Anything else? 189 00:07:59,051 --> 00:08:01,090 I thought you were supposed to be staying with us. 190 00:08:01,091 --> 00:08:02,987 No, I told you father I would check on y'all. 191 00:08:02,988 --> 00:08:04,929 So I'm checking on you. You okay? 192 00:08:05,489 --> 00:08:07,612 All right, so I'll be back to check on you again. 193 00:08:10,988 --> 00:08:12,725 Can you make me some hot chocolate? 194 00:08:14,212 --> 00:08:15,741 Okay. Hot chocolate it is. 195 00:08:19,552 --> 00:08:21,288 Could you please make me some cheese toast? 196 00:08:21,327 --> 00:08:23,346 Cheese toast and hot chocolate. 197 00:08:23,679 --> 00:08:24,679 Okay, great. 198 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:27,836 While Mr. Omar was stuck babysitting, 199 00:08:27,837 --> 00:08:29,809 my father was just plain stuck. 200 00:08:46,428 --> 00:08:48,145 Should've bought those snow tires. 201 00:08:48,315 --> 00:08:51,325 My father was willing to brave the elements to save his son, 202 00:08:51,466 --> 00:08:54,802 but to save money, he bought the cheapest tires known to man. 203 00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:05,534 He's the only black out in a whiteout. 204 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,905 With too much snow to stay outside, I went back inside 205 00:09:16,944 --> 00:09:19,298 to find crouching tiger, hidden principal. 206 00:09:19,383 --> 00:09:20,579 Principal Edwards? 207 00:09:22,399 --> 00:09:23,516 I thought you left. 208 00:09:23,942 --> 00:09:25,824 Yeah, but I came back. 209 00:09:28,353 --> 00:09:30,277 Captain Obvious strikes again. 210 00:09:33,623 --> 00:09:34,623 I'm sorry. 211 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:35,825 Are you really? 212 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,057 You did what you wanted to do. 213 00:09:41,278 --> 00:09:43,209 Just didn't work out the way you planned. 214 00:09:44,048 --> 00:09:46,383 It's not like I didn't want to take my classes. 215 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,259 I haven't missed a day of school all year. 216 00:09:49,847 --> 00:09:50,906 I work hard. 217 00:09:51,743 --> 00:09:54,398 It's just that the one day I could spend at home relaxing, 218 00:09:54,517 --> 00:09:55,810 I'm stuck here with you. 219 00:09:56,402 --> 00:09:58,661 So what's the point in doing schoolwork today? 220 00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:02,546 You know what? You're right. 221 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,120 I am? 222 00:10:05,573 --> 00:10:06,573 Sure you are. 223 00:10:07,527 --> 00:10:08,625 So what now? 224 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:10,782 Ninja lessons? 225 00:10:14,436 --> 00:10:15,644 I'm sorry about that. 226 00:10:15,645 --> 00:10:18,056 Look here, if you're gonna keep talking about getting shot, 227 00:10:18,057 --> 00:10:19,658 you need to sit over there somewhere. 228 00:10:19,659 --> 00:10:20,659 I'm sorry. 229 00:10:20,710 --> 00:10:22,806 I figured I didn't have much to lose. 230 00:10:22,807 --> 00:10:23,807 Why? 231 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,320 Yesterday was my 61st birthday 232 00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:29,713 and... nobody in my family called. 233 00:10:30,074 --> 00:10:32,132 I was headed to the Brooklyn Bridge 234 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,457 to jump off. 235 00:10:34,026 --> 00:10:37,014 You were gonna jump off a bridge 'cause you didn't get a phone call? 236 00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,198 No wonder they didn't call you. 237 00:10:39,335 --> 00:10:40,472 You're selfish. 238 00:10:40,987 --> 00:10:44,923 A 61-year-old gonna jump off a bridge 'cause he didn't get a phone call. 239 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:47,504 I wouldn't call you either. It's too much pressure. 240 00:10:47,846 --> 00:10:49,787 You don't know anything about me. 241 00:10:49,897 --> 00:10:52,896 I know you're too damn old to be jumping off bridges. 242 00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:55,001 Well, it's none of your business anyway. 243 00:10:55,136 --> 00:10:56,834 Wait a minute, you're the one standing up 244 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,725 talking 'bout, "Don't shoot her, shoot me." 245 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,745 Well, then why didn't you let him shoot me? 246 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:02,186 I'm not gonna have people thinking 247 00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:04,944 you saved my life. You ain't nothing but a big baby. 248 00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:06,392 Scarface, whatever you do, 249 00:11:06,393 --> 00:11:09,098 don't shoot him. Oh, could you shoot me, please? 250 00:11:09,353 --> 00:11:11,555 It's the only way my boss is gonna believe this. 251 00:11:13,415 --> 00:11:14,997 Since we'd done a little work, 252 00:11:15,015 --> 00:11:17,653 Principal Edwards decided we could have a little fun. 253 00:12:01,818 --> 00:12:04,172 Back at home, Drew and Tonya were monopolizing 254 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,618 all of Mr. Omar's time. 255 00:12:06,088 --> 00:12:07,381 Boardwalk with a hotel. 256 00:12:07,463 --> 00:12:09,521 Looks like somebody owes me $2,000. 257 00:12:10,411 --> 00:12:11,607 Dang. Tragic. 258 00:12:13,127 --> 00:12:15,223 How come every time we see you with a woman, 259 00:12:15,224 --> 00:12:16,635 their husband just died? 260 00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:20,737 Well, that's because I'm a funeral director, baby. 261 00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:22,548 But when the wives die, 262 00:12:23,098 --> 00:12:25,425 how come you don't make friends with the husbands? 263 00:12:25,748 --> 00:12:28,613 Oh, well, men don't need as much attention. 264 00:12:28,855 --> 00:12:30,090 Man, if my wife died, 265 00:12:30,303 --> 00:12:33,022 I'd be crying, sitting at home by myself 266 00:12:33,115 --> 00:12:34,477 wondering what I'm gonna do... 267 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:35,566 how to go on. 268 00:12:36,316 --> 00:12:38,382 I'd be wishing anybody would talk to me. 269 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,249 Well, women are sensitive, 270 00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:42,344 you know, in a different kind of way. 271 00:12:43,244 --> 00:12:45,829 I thought that women were like that because they were desperate. 272 00:12:46,078 --> 00:12:47,254 Roll the dice, baby. 273 00:12:51,411 --> 00:12:53,116 This wasn't so bad after all. 274 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,279 You know, that's a cool vase. 275 00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,760 That's three centuries old. 276 00:13:00,783 --> 00:13:02,468 So what do all those markings mean? 277 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,707 They represent honor. 278 00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:09,871 They did until Paris Hilton tattooed them on her ass. 279 00:13:11,289 --> 00:13:13,019 I wanted this for my wife. 280 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,100 You're married? 281 00:13:15,447 --> 00:13:16,447 I was. 282 00:13:16,908 --> 00:13:18,555 We split up a few years ago. 283 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:21,399 She took the money and I kept the vase. 284 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,595 Figures. 285 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:25,572 This vase... 286 00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:27,677 changed my life. 287 00:13:28,028 --> 00:13:29,028 How's that? 288 00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:32,046 It taught me one of life's great lessons. 289 00:13:33,121 --> 00:13:35,455 All that we have been or done 290 00:13:36,055 --> 00:13:37,095 is in the past. 291 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,874 Live in the now. 292 00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:43,862 What? 293 00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:49,750 I wonder what Eastern philosophy has to say about crazy glue. 294 00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:57,578 Girl, what you crying about? All he said was, "Be quiet." 295 00:13:57,677 --> 00:14:00,474 It's not that. I just broke up with my fianc�. 296 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,196 This ring looks pretty cheap. 297 00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:03,403 It is cheap. 298 00:14:03,503 --> 00:14:05,245 So that's why you broke up with him? 299 00:14:05,284 --> 00:14:06,602 'Cause he doesn't have any money? 300 00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:09,356 No, I broke up with him because I want him to get a job, 301 00:14:09,357 --> 00:14:11,731 but thinks he's going to be a movie director. 302 00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:13,838 Well, at least he ain't out robbing trains. 303 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,630 And get this, he took my credit card to make his last film. 304 00:14:16,703 --> 00:14:19,442 Now how you gonna make a movie on a credit card? 305 00:14:19,622 --> 00:14:21,073 What's Mr. Movie Director's name? 306 00:14:21,196 --> 00:14:22,199 Sheldon. 307 00:14:24,149 --> 00:14:26,136 Now, how you gonna be a movie director 308 00:14:26,194 --> 00:14:27,508 with a name like Sheldon? 309 00:14:27,841 --> 00:14:29,561 His friends call him Spike. 310 00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:31,495 Oh, girl, that's worse. 311 00:14:31,593 --> 00:14:34,699 Trust me. You can do better than a Black man named Spike. 312 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:37,110 Try and find a guy with a nice name, 313 00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:38,982 like, like, like Orenthal. 314 00:14:39,816 --> 00:14:43,462 She later became the first Black girl in history to be glad she wasn't White. 315 00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:47,010 The snow stopped the traffic, but it couldn't stop Risky. 316 00:14:52,032 --> 00:14:53,652 What are you doing out here, man? 317 00:14:54,015 --> 00:14:56,260 Chris is stuck at school. I gotta get him. 318 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,421 Can you help me out? 319 00:14:57,422 --> 00:14:58,833 Oh, sorry, no room, man. 320 00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,164 Me and my man, Nanook, 321 00:15:00,223 --> 00:15:02,690 out here trying to make money on these cross-country skis. 322 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,381 You want a pair? 323 00:15:08,196 --> 00:15:09,196 How much? 324 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,885 You know I didn't mean to break it. 325 00:15:13,301 --> 00:15:14,301 It's okay. 326 00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:16,977 It's just a vase. 327 00:15:18,408 --> 00:15:20,158 A vase that changed my life. 328 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,796 Sometimes I wish I could change my life. 329 00:15:26,264 --> 00:15:27,498 Go places like you. 330 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,990 Get away from the school. 331 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,380 The neighborhood. 332 00:15:33,527 --> 00:15:34,527 Caruso. 333 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:36,782 Doesn't work like that. 334 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:40,681 As long as you're you, they'll always be a Caruso. 335 00:15:42,589 --> 00:15:44,173 I thought about living in Japan. 336 00:15:44,192 --> 00:15:45,389 Arigato, Slappy. 337 00:15:45,641 --> 00:15:47,545 - In London... - Cheerio, Nipsy. 338 00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:49,869 - Morocco... - Asalamalakem, Flip. 339 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,012 So what should I do? 340 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:57,639 Just because you're you... 341 00:15:58,314 --> 00:16:00,373 doesn't mean you can't be somebody else. 342 00:16:00,374 --> 00:16:02,021 That's called schizophrenia. 343 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,286 Now what about you? 344 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,472 I mean, you traveled all around the world. 345 00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:07,265 Why'd you come back to be a principal? 346 00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:11,242 I am going to tell you a story that I've never told anyone else. 347 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:15,561 Not my wife, my priest, my shrink, no one. 348 00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:18,936 I hope he doesn't say, "If I did it, here's how it happened." 349 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,185 It all began at a pancake house in Minneapolis. 350 00:16:25,022 --> 00:16:26,881 What are you guys doing down there? 351 00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:29,548 Nothing, just talking. What are you doing here? 352 00:16:29,681 --> 00:16:32,172 Well, I called your house, and Drew said you were here. 353 00:16:32,389 --> 00:16:35,264 I couldn't believe it, so I had to come and check for myself. 354 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:38,220 I think I'll, uh... 355 00:16:38,591 --> 00:16:41,155 step outside and check on the weather. 356 00:16:41,224 --> 00:16:43,401 See about getting you home, Chris. 357 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,795 Yeah, all right. 358 00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:50,390 Good, uh... good talking to you, Greg. 359 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,441 You, too, Principal Edwards. 360 00:16:55,071 --> 00:16:57,012 Omar, can I talk to you a second? 361 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,538 Oh, be right back. 362 00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:02,885 Monopoly wasn't all he was losing. 363 00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,183 How much longer are you going to be down here? 364 00:17:05,184 --> 00:17:07,357 Well, the way Drew's playing, not much longer. 365 00:17:07,415 --> 00:17:09,074 He got me for $2,000. 366 00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,876 I didn't come here to hear you talk about Monopoly. 367 00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,323 Mr. Omar, it's your turn. 368 00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:15,909 Here I come. Look, I told Mr. Julius 369 00:17:15,928 --> 00:17:18,606 I would watch the kids and that's what I'm gonna do. 370 00:17:18,661 --> 00:17:19,661 I'm sorry. 371 00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:21,567 You watching the kids? I'm going home. 372 00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:24,264 You'd better take those pumps off and put on some snow shoes 373 00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:25,715 or you ain't gonna make it. 374 00:17:26,904 --> 00:17:28,756 Excuse me, uh, Scarface. 375 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,260 Can I talk to you for a minute? 376 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:34,422 My mother never talked to anyone for just a minute. 377 00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:42,271 Now, are you sure you want to do this? 378 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:44,288 What difference does it make to you? 379 00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:47,628 Didn't your mother teach you better than to go around robbing people? 380 00:17:47,686 --> 00:17:50,078 She's the one who taught me how to rob people. 381 00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:51,858 If I was your mother, 382 00:17:51,859 --> 00:17:54,706 I would've knocked the rob out of you a long time ago. 383 00:17:54,937 --> 00:17:55,982 Listen to her. 384 00:17:56,002 --> 00:17:57,733 - She's a good person. - Hear that? 385 00:17:58,212 --> 00:18:01,164 I just wish I'd met her before I got my wife's sister pregnant. 386 00:18:02,995 --> 00:18:04,944 You got your wife's sister pregnant? 387 00:18:05,072 --> 00:18:06,209 Uh, just once. 388 00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:07,733 All I'm saying is, 389 00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:11,852 is that you're better than this. 390 00:18:13,186 --> 00:18:16,243 And at least your son and your nephew ain't the same person. 391 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:19,849 Thank you. 392 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,210 When you get home, call my dad and tell him I'm on the way. 393 00:18:31,406 --> 00:18:32,406 No problem. 394 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,790 Ah, well, see ya. 395 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,341 Man, see you later. 396 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,407 The adventure was just ending for me, 397 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,852 but it was just beginning for my father. 398 00:18:50,306 --> 00:18:51,306 I'm here! 399 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,039 I'm here to take you home! 400 00:19:02,179 --> 00:19:05,169 Most days we were together, we couldn't wait to be apart. 401 00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:06,682 But every now and again, 402 00:19:06,683 --> 00:19:08,850 it felt really good to be together. 403 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,674 It's cold out there today. 404 00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,063 That snow is crazy. 405 00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:14,969 I went all the way to your school. What happened to you? 406 00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:17,690 I was the only one there, so soon as I could leave, I left. 407 00:19:17,787 --> 00:19:19,967 You're not gonna believe what happened to me today. 408 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,985 - I got robbed. - What?! 409 00:19:22,071 --> 00:19:23,775 Yes. This guy kept me on the train 410 00:19:23,776 --> 00:19:26,187 for, like, five hours, took all my money. 411 00:19:26,279 --> 00:19:28,263 - How much did you have? - A dollar. 412 00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:30,620 That sounds just like Drew. 413 00:19:30,849 --> 00:19:32,186 We were playing Monopoly, 414 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,417 and Drew took all Mr. Omar's money. 415 00:19:35,201 --> 00:19:36,259 Mr. Omar was here? 416 00:19:36,398 --> 00:19:38,250 Yeah, he watched us after Dad left. 417 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:39,537 When did you leave? 418 00:19:39,768 --> 00:19:41,003 Right after you left. 419 00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:42,422 You're just now getting back? 420 00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:45,034 - I went to get you in a snow storm. - What about Mr. Omar? 421 00:19:53,641 --> 00:19:56,691 After spending the whole day inside with Principal Edwards, 422 00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:58,639 I no longer felt like an outsider. 423 00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,122 I had a new friend. 424 00:20:01,072 --> 00:20:02,133 You're late. 425 00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:03,925 What? A tardy slip? 426 00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:05,112 But what about yesterday? 427 00:20:05,113 --> 00:20:07,018 That was in the past, we're in the now. 428 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:08,195 And now you're late. 429 00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,051 See you in detention. 430 00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:15,020 SWsub.com/Birdyben/Sixe 32125