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- I'm Dawson. - And I'm Jagger.

And we turn trailer trash...

...into cash.

We're Young Farts RV Parts, and this is RV Bowlin'.

Yahoo!

Woo!

We got so many fridges here, we can go fuckin' bowling with them.

So if your fridge is fucked or parts of your fridge are fucked,

then come see Young Farts and get her unfucked.

♪ We got older it's no different ♪

♪ We've always had each other's backs since we were kids ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ Don't wanna die till I feel better ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ But I won't ever leave ♪

♪ So I plan to live forever ♪

Beautiful, packed with love.

Summer is our busy season.

We're down in sales at Young Farts. We need to make money.

So right now, we need to be buying and selling

or stripping the trailers.

We have a haunted house to finish. My head's gonna explode.

Like I don't even have time to wipe my own ass.

I found a nice trailer. We can flip it. It's easy, quick money.

I could have 10 grand tomorrow. Quick flip.

- Fuck, man. - What's up?

I just picked up that trailer, it's beautiful.

I think we're gonna make a shit load of money on it.

- Yeah? - I'm stoked. It's a 2014 Coleman.

I think we're gonna make like 10K flipping it.

- We're gonna be up in business. - Okay, and you really wanna sell it, eh?

Yeah.

We're not gonna. 'Cause while you've been gone, I've been thinking.

We're gonna use that trailer.

Not a fucking chance.

We're gonna do The Hands on the Trailer,

- do it again. - I'm not doing it.

This competition is so grueling.

We've done it in the past. It's gone 46 hours, 48 hours.

Here's how it works.

Last person with their hand on the trailer...

wins the trailer.

Good luck, everybody, hope you win it!

It has been 44 and a half hours and we have finally got

our contest winner.

- If you ain't first, you're fucking last. -

I think Hands on the Trailer is a fuckin' phenomenal,

outstanding, crazy marketing idea.

This is the wham bam idea, the thank you ma'am idea

we've been looking for.

Dawson fuckin' hates it, but I just know what it'll actually do for our business.

So sometimes you gotta fuckin' chalk your life up

as a bit of a loss there for the greater good of the company.

It's all about the company!

Jagger doesn't care. Like, I care.

These people are not eating, not hydrated.

He doesn't give a flying shit about that.

I know how much you fuckin' hate it, but I know how good it is.

I'm gonna be live streaming this entire thing.

We're gonna get over 100,000 people tuning in,

and they're gonna go, "I need RV parts!"

If we get just 300 people to order from our site,

we're gonna have 90,000 in revenue.

90,000, that is much more than that trailer's worth selling.

I know that's quick money, but this is the fucking way to make money.

Is it good for marketing? Yeah, I'll give him that.

Is it goor for like, actually doing it? No.

Like every time, it's me, Dad, Mom, like we're really holding it all down.

And the guy always says he helps out, he gets drunk,

and he's gonezo for the rest of the time.

'Kay, well, I tell you what,

if you can promise me, you will be there until the end.

I promise. I pinky promise, I won't get drunk

and I won't leave.

And you're helping with the... everything at the end?

Promise. We'll do this and I'll be there the whole time

and this is gonna be the best marketing thing of the year.

When it comes to the final say, Jagger is very persuasive.

He sways everyone into his favour 'cause he's a little bit charmin'.

He's a swindler.

Fuck it, I guess we're doing Hands on the Trailer.

We're here giving away this beautiful

Coleman bumper boat trailer for free!

You can fit all your beers in here

and some wieners. It's awesome.

You got a shitter, a shower, a sink.

What more do you need? Look at this master suite.

This is the bone zone, and the best part,

we came in the back door, but there's a front door too.

I think the moment I realized I got swindled is when we posted

- this video. - Post.

And I went, "Holy shit, we're doing this again."

And who was in my ear? My brother.

Fucking bullshit doing Hands on the Trailer.

- Look at you slapping that fuckin'… - Look at you fuckin' ugly guy

with your white shirt. You look weird.

Swindled!

Those things have been selling good this summer.

- Mm-hmm. - You got it all good?

- Yeah. - Sweet, buddy.

Off to Oklahoma.

- Mom! - How's it going?

- Mom! - Hi, guys!

We got something really cool to show you.

What, what, what, what?

- We just posted this. - Is it funny?

- I think it's funny. - Okay.

- How you gonna win this?! - How you gonna win this?

- It's so simple! - No...

Last person with their hand on the trailer, wins the trailer.

Why are we doing Hands on the Trailer? Did you post this?

- It's posted. The shares... - Why don't you talk--

It's actually looking really good.

It's looking like it's gonna be a good turnout already.

'Kay, well, who's in charge of getting organized?

- Like we need-- - Well, it's on Saturday.

- This weekend? - Yeah, this weekend.

We have a problem. We need insurance, we need porta potties.

If you could figure out insurance and porta potties,

- that'd be sweet. - Oh.

We'll figure out a way to make it go

way, way shorter and be clean in time for Monday.

We need medics. We need water.

All we need is the trailer in the shop...

- and the people come and line-up and go. - Okay, go, go!

- Just go! Go! Go! - I'll have the cameras all ready,

- it's all gonna be live. - Just go.

I need to process this.

And we're gonna make some huge money from our marketing.

Yeah, Dawson's on board. See, I got him. It was right.

Okay.

I'm furious, furious.

We said we'd never do it again.

It's just, I'm a safety person. I don't want to.

I really don't want to. I'm sure Cam doesn't want to.

I don't want any part of it. Nobody asked me.

I would have told 'em, fuck off. No thanks.

It's a lot of work, it's grueling, we're all tired.

It's brutal.

The very first year, they didn't take it seriously,

and they didn't realize, holy shit,

people are sitting on this trailer for 30 hours, they're invested.

So they fucking go to the bar for six hours

and leave me and Teresa there to judge.

They come back hammered,

and I couldn't leave, 'cause people are investing

a lot of time and energy,

and it was fucking cold, snowing then.

Yeah, it was bad.

Okay...

Oh, I got the wheelie one, fuck, I hate this skateboard!

Oh, do you need a hand? That thing fuckin' sucks.

- Yeah. - Did you hear

that Hands on the Trailer competition is going on again?

Ugh, gross, they pissed all over my seat

- last time. - I know, buddy, fuck me.

That sucks.

Well, the Hands on the Trailer is not always loved here

because it's hard to watch people being so uncomfortable

and having accidents. Please don't use my chair.

Oh my, what have we done?

I never thought that there would be this many people here.

Oh, this is nuts.

Hands on the Trailer is a absolute rollercoaster of everything.

- How's it going? - How's it going, guys?

Happy Saturday.

The power of social media, post one video and then everyone

comes to this small town ready to win a trailer, so.

People from BC, Manitoba...

Newfoundland all the way.

Yeah, I've been here three days. I wanna get the number one

spot on the trailer.

It's crazy to me, I couldn't believe it,

there's cars all over the place, tents all over the place.

Fucking ridiculous.

I would never fuckin' compete in this stupid ridiculous challenge

like to sit with my fuckin' hand on a trailer

might as well go home and jerk off and get... like honest to God.

- You ready? You look excited! - Hell, ya!

- You ready for Alaska? - I'm ready!

We didn't expect this many people at all.

You can't plan how many people are gonna come

and there's only so many spots on the trailer.

We're cutting it at 80 so,

we're making it 80 contestants to be on the trailer.

Got the diaper, got the…

- Oh, buddy, we're ready! - We've been waitin' the last three days,

we've been training, preparing.

When I gotta pee, I'm chugging this and I'm just

pissing more, right in my pants, I don't care.

Hello?

I think this challenge is gonna be the Wild West.

It's nuts and we're kinda nuts.

For Dad and Mom, it's too much, but I think we're gonna be able

to do a good job and maybe they'll be proud of us.

They'll pat us on the back and say, "Good job, boys."

"That was a good competition."

It is the stupidest fucking contest... ever.

So stupid.

Hello!

This year, personally, for me,

I'm so excited 'cause we're gonna have refs,

which helps a lot of the emotions of us having to make the tough calls.

We're gonna go down the pipe, introduce yourselves.

My name's Pat, hockey coach for probably 20 years.

- Nice! - My name's Greg.

My name's Colby.

I'm Alexis, I've reffed some basketball and volleyball games.

I'm Kirstie, and if I can ref kids, I can ref this.

Amazing, this is a good team. Now we're professional, we got referees.

This is gonna be a great Hands on the Trailer competition.

Woo-hoo!

Morning! We're gonna start taking you in.

We'll give you your name tags and your numbers.

I'm so ready!

Hello!

Okay, right here. We're gonna start a lineup right here.

- All right, everybody. - Oh, we're on there.

Welcome everybody, this is Hands on the Trailer competition.

The best thing about the Hands on the Trailer competition

is the live stream, that is the whole marketing point.

We're just getting started, we have contestants coming in

through the door, signing up at the registration booth.

It's like a little reality show.

People get hooked and they keep tunin' in

and then they tell their friends and by the end of it,

hundreds of thousands of people have watched it.

We want everybody to see how fuckin'

- wild and weird this thing is. - Wild and weird.

All right.

Everyone, thank you so much for coming out!

Yeah! Yeah!

Here's the scoop on Hands on the Trailer. First, everybody lines up

and their order is how they get to go onto the trailer.

We're gonna start with contestant number one.

And we keep going one, two, three, four, five

until the trailer is full.

All right, everybody, we're down to our last five.

The spots are gonna be really hard to find.

You can go above or below.

Just try to find a spot as best you can.

Almost there. I think everyone's fittin'.

It is pretty crammed.

- Kris with a K? - Yep.

- And you're number 80? - I am.

Wow! 80's on!

Okay, everybody, we have 80 on.

We're gonna go over some rules.

You're not allowed to take your fingertips off

and you can't move outside of the circle.

You can lean on the trailer, sleep on your hand,

but as soon as your hand slips

outside of that circle, that's grounds to be out.

Sometimes if you get bored and you wanna dance

and you're dancin' too hard you might even slide outta your circle...

Eh! you're out.

- You can stretch. - You could do that.

You could stretch. You'll see a lot of stretching,

but you can't sit or kneel or lean on anything.

The refs have final say.

The biggest rule is I just want

everyone to have fun, be happy.

You can already tell how awesome the contestants are.

Everyone's happy, everyone's friendly, it's fun.

Now you guys said you could piss or shit your pants.

It's... Whatever you need to do.

Piss tube?

Yeah, it's up to you, man.

People are gonna be peeing their pants,

shittin' their pants. Crying, some wailing...

- I might be crying. - I might be wailing.

And I might be peeing my pants.

But it's gonna be a really fun event.

And somebody wins the trailer.

Okay, everybody on their circles, we're gonna be starting right away.

We're getting ready.

In five, four, three, two, one.

- We're started! - Woo!

Let's do it! Thank you all!

It's pretty tight right now.

Okay, everybody. We have officially started. Everybody's on.

We've never had this many people,

but everyone's getting along, they're making friends.

Come on, everybody, give me a round of applause!

First contestant out.

Oh shit!

He musta gave you a round of applause.

Everybody, congratulations!

You've made it through two hours on the trailer!

Oh!

Fuck, let's go!

Might be a chance to win some mystery prizes

if you leave early.

All right, get it reeled over.

All right, everybody, we've got a little surprise here.

We have some mystery boxes.

These could be amazing. They could be not amazing.

Is there anyone that's getting tired?

Feeling a little mysterious?

Oh...

Oh!

Yeah! Let's go!

Jacob, oh!

- You think big? - I think big.

We think big!

What did you get?

A camp stove!

Nice!

Those boxes were fucking soul-crushing.

Oh, it's a scooter!

You coulda won four wheels, but there's two!

These people's faces.

A rain jacket.

There was one guy who was shakin' with the scooter,

and I wanted to just cry for him.

And I said, "Why are we doing this to the people, to the contestants?"

They might not like the scooter.

All right, everybody, we hit four hours

being on the trailer!

I see a lot of people are talking about maybe

seeing something that they saw.

Here's the problem with the live stream.

They might think they saw somebody move a finger

or something so then they're commenting on there

and then everybody on the trailer is also watching

the live and they're seeing these comments and they are like,

I'm hearing this guy on the other side took his hands off,

why is he not off?

- I gotta talk to you, man. - What up?

I got something to show ya. You swatted a bug with your other hand.

- When? - There you are.

Oh fuck, I didn't eve know it.

- I know, man, I know. - Fuck. Seriously.

I know, but it's the case,

- it's the case. - Fuh...

I can't believe I did that! That's insane!

I'm so sorry, man. I'm so sorry.

All right, guys, so it was the live that helped this one.

Good job on that one there, guys.

Stay strong, peeps!

Oh, Belle!

Come sit over here, you gotta come close.

Hey, everybody.

- This is my sister, Belle. - This is Belle.

- Oh, it's time. - It's time.

- You can announce it here. - Five hours, hey, everybody.

- Do I hold something? - No.

- Everybody, it's been five hours! - Woo!

Who's ready for at least five more?

For those just turning in,

we're seven hours in, we started at 12 p.m.

In Vegreville, Alberta here, and we're rolling.

Susan's wondering what happens if they need to use the bathroom.

They can shit their pants,

they can piss their pants. Anything else goes,

they could use a bottle, it's up to them.

If that does happen, we turn the cameras and nobody looks,

and that's kind of the name of the game there.

Feel like I'm on TSN.

Yeah.

For the first six hours of The Hands on the Trailer,

everything is going smooth, awesome, laughing.

We got the music planned. I'm dry, I'm looking for a beer.

And then we start going into the night.

And the night shift is hands down

the most important shift of the entire event.

Now we're at 12 hours being on the trailer...

Whoo-wee!

...and everybody's like, "Oh my God,"

like this is like, "Holy smokes."

You're starting to see the down of it.

Unfortunately, Dawson is now gone.

He's gonna go off and have a beautiful night's sleep,

like a baby on a pillow.

I go sneak off for naps, because--

- It's not naps, it's full sleeps. - I see him.

- He's fully drunk. - I'm live.

I'm still alive.

- I'm with the contestants. - Inebriated.

While he's sleeping, somebody's gotta be with the contestant, somebody.

I would be there. The live viewers are like, man, that guy's so drunk,

and he's smoking and drinking beers.

- Like, who's putting this on? - And then half of them are like,

what the fuck am I watching? Yeah, like yeah.

Honestly, the night's my favourite part.

We're at 1:30 pretty much,

and I gotta make it till at least eight in the morning.

I'm falling down under.

I'm falling down under, I think the contestants are falling down under.

Honestly, here's the problem.

I've been up for so long, I'm starting to get drowsy.

So drowsy.

So I gotta have just these

couple beers to stay awake for the most important shift of the event.

Beers. Jäger.

Everybody's looking dry up on that trailer, right?

So what I do is I turn up the music.

And then I'm going around, checking out everybody,

making sure they're not taking their hand off the trailer.

Talking to them, getting to know their story,

working with the live, dancing in front of the live.

So I'm making money in the night shift.

There's so much involved in the night shift,

it's the most important shift.

I have no idea who's all still on the trailer.

Last night, I figured I should get some sleep.

And I put my brother in charge.

And I hope he's been keeping everything tame,

taking care of business, and being professional here, so.

Fuck, there's still a lot of people here.

This is about the 21-hour mark.

I'm really stressed to see how many more hours this is gonna go

if we still have this many people on the trailer.

I need this shop for Monday. I just want to go back to work. I'm tired.

When I came back to the shop, I went, holy shit,

my brother must have been drunk at the night shift.

Good morning.

Everyone's stressed. People are now getting

angry because they've been on here long enough.

I can't change the rules.

So I had to control all that.

The live stream was totally left abandoned.

So people online were really mad.

It was just carnage. And I went, "Where the fuck is Jagger?"

- Oh, wow. - Oh, my brother!

How you doing?

Pretty tired.

- Still a lot of people on this trailer. - There's 23 people left.

How many have come off? 23?

What's the math?

So I pulled my boots up and I said,

"I guess I'm running the show now because he's in no condition

to be taking care of these people."

Wow. Wow!

Yeah, it was very intense.

I wish I could have just drank with the people during the night.

Just, hey, how are you? What's your story?

You guys want tunes? You want some music? Jäger bombs?

I'm gonna go dance on the live stream. I'll be back.

I didn't give the contestants' Jäger bombs.

I had the Jäger bombs.

There's too many people on this trailer. You need to figure out a way

- to get this going. - Let's do some brainstorming.

Oh, now. Do you got a plan?

Okay, I think we put everyone on one leg.

Like I kind of did it in the bathroom earlier and I'm like, oh.

- That's hard. - That is hard.

It's really hard.

What are the rules?

You gotta have your hand in the same circle,

exact same rules. Look at me.

They can do whatever they want with their other leg.

They can grab it, they can flail it,

but as soon as it touches, boom, done.

Okay.

It should eliminate quite a few people.

I don't think anyone can go longer than two hours on one leg.

All right, everybody.

We're gonna do a one-legged challenge

'cause it's been 21 and a half hours

and I'm ready to see who's taking this trailer home.

And everybody can go back to work

- on Monday, possibly! - Woo-hoo!

Okay, get those legs up, three, two, one...

let the challenge begin, good luck everybody.

You guys got this, keep it up, keep it up.

Good job!

It's anyone's game. Anyone's game.

Oh, fuck.

Oh man, you did so good.

- You did so good. - Oh, fuck, really?

I think at this point, people are now committed.

Now you've been here too long.

You're not coming home without that trailer.

So that's when you get like, locked in,

but you want to be off and all your emotions.

Till the bitter fuckin' end!

People are like, losing their marbles, it's grueling,

like it takes everything outta ya.

Everyone's feeling it.

I feel every emotion, it's funny, it's sad, it's crazy.

Oh, man.

We're just gonna shuffle it?

Who is it?

It's hard on us as a family to tell someone

you don't win the trailer.

It is devastating.

See, this is the part that gets emotional, you know...

It is, it's hard. It's pretty emotional.

They're on here so long, you don't wanna call anybody out, but...

Yeah, I saw that too, man.

Fuck.

It hurts.

Yeah, you guys wanted to do this shit.

I shouldn't have hung out with everybody last night.

I get to know all these people in the night.

That's probably actually where things go wrong.

'Cause you get to know all the people

really, really well.

Stay in the zone, man. Stay in zone.

And then it becomes emotional. Now you're on the down slope.

They're all amazing people. Yeah, it's tough.

Oh!

Oh, he's been here a long time from Penticton,

he was the first one to arrive.

This was really fun, man. I'm happy I came.

You're amazing. Fuck, I'm so proud of you, man,

- thank you so much. - Lot of fun.

The grit, the stamina, the endurance,

like shit I didn't even know I could feel,

I'm feeling in that competition.

Crazy.

Oh, damn.

Tough guys, tough guys.

Ozzie, you better, you better, bro.

This is the tough part.

I don't think I can do this.

I can usually control my emotions.

- I don't think I can right now. - Yeah.

Oh, that sucks.

We're at 26 hours on the competition.

It's been four hours on one foot.

There's still four contestants left.

This is absolutely insane. My brother's taking a nap.

He got too close to the contestants.

He shed some tears. It was hard on his heart.

It's hard on my heart, but it is what it is.

I'm thinking about maybe doing a different challenge,

like an arm up to wrap this up before Monday.

I'm trying it now. This is not comfortable.

Oh, my goodness. This is a killer.

I can't even do this right now for 30 seconds.

I think we could wrap this up in five minutes.

Everyone ready to start another challenge and win this trailer?

Again, your hands can't go out of the circle,

you gotta stay on one leg, and now your arm straight up,

no bending the elbow, no dropping below the shoulder.

Let's do this!

Three, two, one, go!

Go, straight arms, you guys are amazing! Fuck yeah, let's do this thing! Woohoo!

Ozzy! You're an animal! You've got this!

Kris, you're gonna win this trailer, buddy.

Let's go.

There's only one winner, that's what sucks.

That's what sucks.

Boy, these guys are animals!

Fuck yeah, you're animals. Bat shit crazy.

Here we go.

You're good for another hour.

What's your limit?

- Three left, boys! - There you go! Let's go!

Oh, fuck.

Come on, champ!

Fuck, you're an animal.

- Fuckin', you guys are nuts. - You're an animal.

Final two, you guys got this, fuck yeah.

27 hours.

Final two!

It's all in the head.

It's anyone's game, it's anyone's game.

Number 80.

You weren't even supposed to get in.

You're here, you're at the final two, what the fuck!

- Let's do this thing! - Let's go, Kris!

Yell, scream, curse...

Fuck!

Come on!

Kris, come on!

These guys are crazy.

Let's go, Kris, you got this one.

Yeah!

Yeah, baby! Yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

- Oh, man. - Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah.

- Oh my God. - Good job, Kris!

That was the fucking hardest thing I've ever done.

Fuck.

Final two killed me, it killed me.

It's fucking tough, man, it hurts the heart, so.

You fucking fought like a hero, both of you.

Fuck man, you guys.

Both those guys fought so hard.

Both those guys should have a trailer.

I know it's the name of the game, but fuck me.

- Congrats, congrats. - Thanks, bud.

Good work, man, good work.

Kris won it. He's got kids, they're gonna love it.

They're gonna use it, they're gonna make family memories. That's what it's about.

Bone zone back there.

Bone zone, oh yeah, you had my tour.

Wow.

How many kids did you say you had?

Five.

- Be careful in that bone zone, man. - Yeah.

Look at this.

Everybody was fighting hard, eh?

Yeah, that's cool. That was cool.

I feel sad, happy. I can't even explain it.

I worry about my boys because they get upset.

Oh, what a crazy competition, eh?

Jagger's not here, he missed it, but we're happy that we can give

this trailer to some lucky winner.

Number 80, wow!

Honestly, that's the end of the Hands on the Trailer competition.

All 80 contestants were absolutely amazing.

Thank you everyone for tuning in

and thank you for these amazing contestants.

That'll be the last one ever.

We say this every year. It's done.

It will be. 100 %.

It's like the Haunted Hike, like it's just normal to bring

thousands of people to something we've created.

I don't know why, but we just like to do fun things.

Fucking flies in here. Jesus, it's gross.

It fuckin' stinks.

♪ We got older it's no different ♪

♪ We've always had each other's backs since we were kids ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ But I won't ever leave ♪

♪ So I plan to live forever ♪