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- I'm Dawson. - I'm Jagger.

- Not only do we strip trailers. - We also flip trailers.

But first we like to get 'em right clean.

Spick and span.

All right, let's, let's...

Holy, shit!

Is that going inside?

- I don't think so. - I don't either.

We gotta give this couch a nice detail, man.

Oh, this is gonna be so nice for the new buyer.

That's the welcome lady right there, yeah.

A little open-air concept going on.

- Oh, now we've got ventilation! - Yeah!

That's good stuff!

Yeah!

If you thought that was crazy...

Wait until you see our prices!

♪ We got older it's no different ♪

♪ We've always had each other's backs since we were kids ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ Don't wanna die till I feel better ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ But I won't ever leave ♪

♪ So I plan to live forever ♪

And as you can see, we don't keep blinds around.

Cut myself a couple times with the plunge cutter.

That was fun. Couple stitches later.

But it doesn't stop me from drinking.

- Tressa? - Yes.

- How's it going? - Down to six pages.

- Oh, nice. - It's a breeze.

Nice.

Let's start from the start. Go through into the barn.

Dad really, really, really wants the entrance done.

He wants a nice show for when you come in.

The haunted house was a scary investment.

Like, we're pretty much putting all of our eggs in our basket

and hoping everything can go well for October.

It's a pretty big crunch for our business big time.

I really wanna put somebody in there.

This person's gonna run up and scare them into the bathroom

and in the bathroom, somebody's scaring them back again.

It's pretty much a blank slate.

There's 20 rooms that are gonna cost three grand each minimum to build.

So it's gonna cost us at least $60,000

just to bring the haunted house to where we need it to be.

So, I mean, we're strapped for cash now.

- We're strapped. - We're strapped for cash.

I'm going to find Cam,

'cause we need him to package something in the shipping.

So, this is me trying to find him every day.

Uh, he's at the haunted house all day during busy season.

It's just fantastic. I'm all for it.

Cam? Hey, Cam?

Hey, Cam! Cam.

- Hi. - Oh, hi.

- Hi. - What do you think?

- Wow. - This is the barn.

Great. I love that you're having fun over here,

but we do have some shipping

- that needs to be done. - That's fair, that's fair.

That's where our money is for the time being.

- Hit me in the mornings. - Okay.

- Next morning, I'll get shit done. - Perfect.

This is something I didn't want to do.

Why would we need to invest more money in something

when we're already struggling?

Why? But that's me always, why?

And they just say, "Why not?"

This is going to be the church.

And you guys want to do a church again?

We gotta do a church, and this is where we're putting the circus.

A circus!

Everybody is deathly afraid of clowns.

People are scared shitless of clowns.

Okay.

This is the fun one.

- Oh, wow! - The bridge to Terabithia.

- It's pretty awesome. - Okay.

Now like, the safety aspect of everything.

They'll be fine. If you trip on this shit, you're a fucking idiot.

I just see a lot of work that needs to be done.

I know he's quick

and I hope I didn't upset him or scare him,

but maybe that just lights a fire.

Okay, and what do you think financially? How much is this gonna cost us?

Ah well, me and the boys were doing the math today,

it won't be that much.

Maybe 40 grand, 20, 40.

Are you being serious?

I think roughly around there.

Okay.

And now that you mention that, that stresses me out.

- I just stressed you out? - Yeah.

But we'll just make it happen.

Are you crying?

- No. - No?

Give me a month.

Yeah, it's a lot of work, but I mean, I guess you'll just get it done but...

- Yeah. - 'Kay.

- Get shit done. - Okey, dokey.

- Okay. - All right, bye.

- Do you know where the boys are? - Not a fucking clue.

Road trip!

So what are we going to see today?

- What's the scoop? - Nice bumper pull.

I think it's a flipper.

- Well... - Look.

Oh, fuck, that's actually nice.

- Bring her to the auction. - You know?

You're starting to be really good at this.

I know. I got really high hopes.

I think the best, easiest, quickest way for us to make the 60 grand we need

is to buy some nice trailers, clean them up, take them to the auction.

Gotta buy 'em low, sell 'em right high.

How much do they want for this thing as we speak?

I think they put between two and three.

- Okay. - I'm hoping we can get it for 1,500 bucks.

Okay.

The auction is the best way for us

to sell trailers and motor homes really fast.

If we were to sell them personally, we'd have to test everything.

We'd have to go through it, spend more time fixing it up.

At the auction, you just haul it there. People buy it as seen.

That's the shit we need to pull to get this haunted hike rolling.

Yeah.

Oh, good. They're here.

Dawson, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet, too, Anita. - Hello, Dawson. Eugene here.

- Dawson. Nice to meet you. - How's it going?

Trailer pickups are a huge gamble. It's either a win or a bust.

Win some, lose most.

But the winners are buying me dinners.

Oh, shit!

So take a look around.

Shit, nice TV in there.

Brand new, never been used.

Look at that!

Oven works. I used it once.

- What did you cook? - Lasagna.

- Lasagna, oh, nice! Nice! - Oh!

It was good.

Pictures can be deceiving. I'd say the biggest thing

that they don't show is the floor and the rotten wall.

So, like a lot of times we'll be like, okay, this looks like such a flipper,

but they forgot to put in all the pictures of the rot.

We parked it in a farmer's field for the last five years,

and there was long grass under it.

Yeah, she's pretty soft at the front here. You said the bathroom too?

Yeah, there's a section in the bathroom that's just as bad.

Man, that's too bad.

We'll totally get catfished with trailers.

Like... But I understand why they're doing it.

They're sending what they think we want to see.

It's like wiener pics. You know, they might think it's fuckin' 10 inches.

Depends on the angle.

- Slide out works? - No.

Like, it looks huge and glorious and nice.

And when you get there, the pants go down.

It's just not as nice as you thought it was gonna be.

- But you're there anyways. - You're there anyways.

You're there anyways, right?

Fuckin' hook 'er up.

Thanks, guys. I really, really appreciate this.

- Sold. - Awesome.

Whenever in doubt, you fuckin' pin it.

- Pin it. Grow some balls... - And pin it.

...pick up the trailers and that's how you make money.

We got a trailer!

Like that's a desirable trailer back there.

With a little bit of work, that could be a flipper.

There's money to be made.

Look at how you're positioned right now.

Look how I'm positioned.

Look at the arm.

- Oh! - Oh! It's Belle.

- Hey! - What's happening?

- Nice to see you! How are you? - Hello!

What the heck are you doing in Vegreville?

Belle is our sister.

She's always been our sister since the day she was born.

What?

I don't know, that was funny.

They did not like me when I was younger.

She always got the coolest toys growing up

because she was the youngest.

It wasn't my fault that my parents would buy me

monster high dolls when we went to Walmart. I didn't ask, they just did.

Wanted to come see you guys

and talk to you guys about what's been going on in my life.

- Seems like a serious... - Crossing the...

...serious meeting here.

Belle gave us $100,000,

loan sharked us the money for this haunted house.

- That's awesome. - Loan shark Belle.

Loan shark Belle, that's sick. Hopefully, you get your money back, Belle.

Hopefully, we finish the haunted house in time.

Otherwise, we're fucked and she's fucked.

Yeah, big time.

Well, yeah, I had my pop-up on the weekend.

How did that do?

It was really good. It was just iced matcha lattes.

What is a matcha?

Ground green tea.

Why is it called matcha? Why isn't it called tea?

Well, it's matcha, it can also be called green tea.

Matcha green tea.

Belle's different from us because she's just got a different...

view on life, I think.

The only way I guess I can describe it, I don't know if this makes sense

to anybody else, but I'd call it, very Vancouver.

I've never even been there, but if I went to Vancouver,

I'd see a lot of people like Belle.

Do you like doing the pop-ups or would you want to be stationary

or what are ya thinkin' after doing a couple?

I think I would like my own, at least,

- space to run out of because... - 'Cause then everything's organized.

Exactly, exactly. It's super disorganized right now.

I got an idea. What if you popped up

in different places in a camper that's made into a travel matcha stand?

- That'd be cool. - That'd be sweet.

- Then you're actually popping up. - Just pop up and pop out.

- Pop up... - Or pop in...

- And pop out! - Oh! Pull up.

Pull in, pop up, pull out.

Holy shit, that's a new TikTok video.

- You need speakers? - Yep.

Is there any like Japanese matcha songs?

'Cause I'd hear that and I'd go, ooh.

- Ooh. - I don't think that's the vibe

I'm going for, but that's a good idea.

- Okay. - What goes with matcha?

Like, maybe some Frank Ocean...

Oh...

Okay.

Let's try to stick to my branding if we can.

Buying this new building in our busiest RV season summer

to create another business,

actually is batshit crazy. And I actually agree with Teresa.

Like what the fuck are we doing? We have enough on our plate,

but we've done this before and we miss it. So we're doing it.

All right.

What is it, July? I got two and a half months

to get this thing rolling from bare bones.

It's gonna be full-tilt.

I just need to focus completely on this

and I just need people out of my space.

That's it.

I will miss you guys.

Barely.

I think, honestly, whatever the smallest unit you guys have.

I don't wanna be picky 'cause you guys are helping me out.

- We're checking out the yard. - Okay, yeah.

- You know what's good. - You can use any one you want.

The reason we're building the matcha trailer

is not 'cause Belle loaned us $100,000. It's because Belle's our sister,

and we do anything for each other. She's our family.

- Check this out. - Yeah.

You gotta look past what it is.

You ready?

- Lube up the hinges a little bit. - Yeah, we'd have to.

- Or that could attract customers. - Oh!

A lil' sing-song action.

Just remember, everything's fixable.

- Go inside. - I trust you guys.

Like, there's some odds and sods, obviously, but...

It's trendy.

It's got a kinda cool look to it.

I don't know what you're envisioning.

How do you want to pop up

- when people think you're popping up? - What are you guys doing?

- We're doing a matcha trailer. - We're looking at a trailer for Belle.

Yeah, no, it's cool. And how's she gonna tow it?

You then gotta buy a truck. Maybe then.

I just bought a 1987 Golf.

Put a hitch on her and there you go.

Or you buy one with the motor on it

and you drive it everywhere and be done with it.

Nobody listens. And this is the genuine truth,

I tell people shit and they don't figure it out until after

shit goes sideways where they go, ooh, maybe we shoulda did that.

Okay, now look at this fucking thing.

Fucking class.

As if!

- No, so listen! - Dad?!

- No, listen! Just wait! - We're talkin' size.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna immediately say no.

- This is way too big. - I actually thought this was the best one.

Guys, this is huge. If I'm popping up

and pulling out of markets, there is a length restriction.

What's your business? I'm ready to do whatever you want.

- Yeah, which one? - Build whatever.

- You actually gotta pick. - The white one.

- You want that? - I know... I do.

Well, I don't give a shit. You guys figure it out and you just let me know.

- Oh, great. Sure, Dad. - Okay, good job. Good job, Belle.

All right.

What's going on with that toilet seat?

Uh, I don't think anybody wants that.

Should we just cancel that one?

- I think so. - 'Kay.

He's coming between three and four.

Do you want to mark that freezer door ready for pick up?

- Yeah. - Sweet.

I've got so much stuff going on.

I gotta get trailers to the auction, get them ready for the auction.

We still have to build Belle's matcha trailer.

This haunted hike needs to be done.

You know what? Everything's stressful.

Like there's so many wheels and you're thinkin' about so much shit

that you actually become like, unfunctionable.

Then you gotta sit down and I usually do priority lists.

Right now, what's most important between the matcha trailer,

haunted house and the auction, the auction's actually most important,

we gotta get it there. Then we're gonna have to work

on this matcha trailer, and then the haunted house,

which I actually now thinkin' about, that's a really bad priority list.

It should be the other way around. Fuck, shit.

All right, everybody.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Good morning!

I hope everybody brought coffee.

- Dawson, how's it going? - Good.

- Progression. - Kenzie left me home alone

- with Ricky last night. - Oh!

He texted me late at night. He's in the garage working on a jukebox.

Oh, yeah.

And I said, who's with Ricky? He's like, uh...

"Oh, I got him on FaceTime with my work phone."

That's your monitor?

That's my monitor!

Hey, it worked. It works. Okay, so Dawson's doing good.

- It's nice Belle stopped in yesterday. - It was nice Belle stopped in.

It was really nice to see her in Vegreville.

Apparently, the boys are building her a matcha trailer.

Yeah, she's got a new business selling matcha.

- What's matcha? - It's green tea.

- It's ground up sod. - It's a trending...

...mixed with tree bark, put it in a blender.

- That's what matcha is. - Trending healthy drink.

It's great. My concern is... time.

We'll find a way to make it work.

Which is awesome, like I love that you guys are doing this for her.

- Like that's really special. - Just shitty timing.

- Yeah, shitty timing! - Yup.

So on another note to do with time,

so in order to pay for the haunted house,

we had to buy the building and now we gotta pay for all the shit inside.

Our kind of end-all solution to this

is trying to take more trailers to the auction,

which have been working well before.

I know there's so much shit going on, like today we gotta clean

trailers to take to the auctions.

I will not be helping with the trailers.

I'll help. I'm in.

I'll help if there's beer involved.

Oh!

Get Jim some beer!

Here we go, let's get some cleaning done.

- Okay, okay. - And Jim needs beer.

Yeah, get Jim some beer!

- Nice. Who needs a bucket? - Who needs bucket?

These are gonna be real clean, man.

- Look at all these suds. - Suds in the bucket.

- Dad, you in here? - Yep.

What's happening?

Well, come inside.

I was pretty stoked to do this trailer.

Thought I was gonna kinda make it cool for Belle and see it used.

This thing is right fucked.

Why so fucked?

It's all metal with wood in behind that's rotten.

- This is European trash. - Oh, Dad.

Well, it is.

This is kind of sad, this was me and Kenzie's trailer.

I said I was gonna fix this trailer years ago

and now it sounds like it's going to the dump.

It's-it's garbage.

So, I'm writing this off as a loss.

Interesting...

I would say I'm pretty sentimental for sure like,

even when I was a kid like my mom would come in my room

and throw out like a pack of gum

and I'd be like, "No, that was like my favourite pack of gum."

It's not happening. So...

That's so interesting.

It's not interesting, it's a fucking piece of shit.

If it's not this one, what I would suggest,

give me one day to maybe find something cooler.

We gotta figure something out and get something cool for Belle.

That's honestly all I care about. As long as we can make something happen

where she goes, "This is sweet and I love it," nothing else matters.

- Don't take it to the dump. - It won't go to the dump.

Well, we'll sell it.

- Okay. Well, we know where we're at. - All right.

Shit.

What's this girl here?

This is the new matcha machine.

- Holy shit. - Okay, that's awesome.

This is such a small, perfect size.

Where'd you find it?

Well, it was about an hour away.

- It was posted for 2,500. - What'd you pay?

- Thousand bucks. - Oh, fuck.

Yeah, no, good deal. Good deal, quick find.

This is so matcha.

I don't even drink matcha, don't really know what it is,

but this is matcha in my mind.

Screams matcha.

It's matcha time!

Let's whisk it up.

That was good!

I think because of this whole trailer fiasco we started with

and just trying to figure it out, like we shoulda had one built by now,

so now we're in a huge time crunch to get this one done.

And who put the fucking GoPro in here?!

They're watching you swing your wiener in there.

Yeah, jerking it.

Horn works!

Today we're dropping off the trailers at Allen B. Olson

and I think we're gonna make a pretty good score, hopefully.

- Hey, how's it going? - How's it goin'?

- Good, you? - Good, good.

- What'd you bring us today? - Some nice stuff.

This one's a really nice Coast. What did you pay for the Coast?

I paid like 2,500 bucks for it. I'm hoping for like eight to ten.

Tent trailer kinda weird, never done it before

I'm hoping we can make like, three, four grand on it.

- What'd you pay for that one? - 1,500 bucks.

I'm hoping for five, and the Salem, who knows?

- Look at all the space! - I paid 1,000 bucks for it.

And we're hoping for, I don't know, three-four. See what happens.

And hopefully we can make up for all the money

we're blowing on this haunted hike that might not even happen.

- Look at that nice flooring. - Look at it. It's all shined up.

Holy shit.

It's one of the nicest pieces I've ever seen!

I'm just doing the flooring in the old matcha hut.

The boys' projects always turn into my projects.

Usually, that's how it works.

They get a brain fart, and then they just fuckin' leave it...

and leave me with it.

The matcha trailer, awesome idea, awesome that they even thought of her.

Just piss poor timing, 'cause it's just another coal in the fire

that we absolutely don't need,

but because it's my daughter, I'll make it happen.

Like, you got to.

I'm getting too old for this shit, to be honest.

Nice, I'm glad they parked them there.

While we're here, 'cause we don't usually sell trailers,

except for at the auction, we should make

a social media video. Like, guys, we got such nice trailers at the auction.

- Come check'em out. - And then we'll get

actually more bidders from our social--

'Cause they'll know these trailers are here.

- That's not a bad idea. - Okay.

Okay, now we get the suits.

So this one time we were gonna make this TikTok video

and we're like, you know what would be probably pretty funny

is if we tried to be those professional people

that almost everybody tries to be. But we found these ridiculous ass suits.

So you're an RV owner...

And you might've heard the serious allegations

that we are not running a professional business here at Young Farts.

And all of a sudden this thing got like 80,000 views

and we're like, wow this is crazy.

We are absolutely tidy here.

We have absolutely no Busch beer in our fridge.

- We're professional. - We're very professional.

Thanks for coming by.

So I mean I guess that's kind of when Brad and Chad came to life.

- Yeah, I'm feeling this, - You think so?

- I think our viewers will be feelin' this. - You think so?

- Okay, give 'er. - Really, nice trailer!

Give 'er one more.

- Really nice trailer! - That was the one.

Boy, now we're salesmen.

That one's sexy as fuck. This is for the big wigs.

It's fully loaded, Chad.

Holy shit, Brad! New tires!

These are some pretty decent, not so bad trailers.

And these other trailers are just kinda pieces of shit

compared to this one here.

Come on down and buy our trailers

so we can afford beer and cigarettes.

Brad and Chad are sick. They're sick salesmen,

they're unreal guys, like they probably go on jet skis, and I would trust them,

never ever doubt Chad and Brad.

- Chad! - Brad, look at the tires on that, Chad.

Oh, if I could compare me and Jagger to a famous duo, who would it be?

Oh, just wait, let me think about this one.

What's Keanu Reeves in the Ted's Adventures?

Who did Dawson say for the duo?

Fuckin' Dumb & Dumber, a little bit.

Wait, who's Jim Carrey? Dumb?

Dawson's Dumb, I'm Dumber.

I might be Dumber, maybe he's Dumb.

We're both, we're Dumber-Dumber.

We're just two idiots trying to find our way through life.

Like, let's think about this.

What's a good auction day today and what's a bad auction day?

- Like what are we hoping for? - I actually like I...

50 would be awesome. If we're only 10 or 20,

I'm gonna be pretty sad and bummed out.

- We just need this to work. - I know.

It's an online auction.

It looks like they're all coming up soon here.

'Kay. Okay, let's get into it. Let's get into it.

- How much time? - Oop, 56!

- No way! - Yeah, it closed, we sold.

We got that, check mark.

- Okay. - Jay Flight just closed.

I feel like I'm at the gambling machines.

I'm wired up right now.

He's a gamblin' man. Dawson has an addiction to the VLTS.

Any time we're in a restaurant, there's VLTS in the corner,

and you can see him, like this.

"Okay, guys, I'll be right back."

He's making me sound like a gambling addict.

He is a gambling man. - Oh! Nine grand. - The 2019.

- Oh shit, nice. - Watch, now we're gonna start to go up.

- 9,100. - Nice stuff!

Watch, this is what we were waiting for.

- 93! - No way.

This is what everybody was waitin' for,

this is what I was waiting for!

The highs and the lows, right? Now it's at six!

- No way! Oh seven! - Yeah!

Now it's at two!

- But the other one's at eight! - Ah!

- Dawson at the slots. - Aw...

95, 9,800.

- There we go. - 10,500. 11.

- 11K? - 11K.

- He loves it. - The auction, love it.

Addicted, one might say.

Sold, 12. That's the end.

What are we at? The grand total.

42,000.

That's nice.

We were really hoping to make 60 grand at the auction.

We left with 42,000. I'd say that's a major success.

Just need to come up with 18,000 more dollars.

No, I think this is big. I think we really needed this.

Like we're actually gonna pay for most of the hike on the insides.

100%. I'm good with that.

She has no idea what to expect. I've never built one.

I had no idea, what the fuck I'm doing here.

Like pink and tree leaves, like it's not me,

but I think it turned out good.

It'll be interesting.

I think she's not gonna like the colour of the labels.

- You don't like the colour. - I don't, I think she'll not,

she'll wish they were darker.

I feel like throwing up.

'Kay, trust us, we're guiding you.

Yeah, but you're gonna really ruin my eyebrows.

- No, no, this is so exciting. - Shuffle.

'Kay, but make sure my eyebrows are fine.

Your eyebrows are still good.

Are you ready for the really exciting surprise?

- Okay, just wait here for a second. - Okay.

Can you check my eyebrows before?

- They'll be fine. - Okay, ready?

Three, two, one...

- Woo! - Whisked!

Oh, my God!

That's crazy!

Holy, my... 'Kay, guys, I was not expecting this at all.

This is all Dad.

- This is all Dad! - Are you crying?

Why are you crying?

I just love you guys.

- Add this one to the cry count. - Yeah, yeah.

Fucking, fucking cry count.

I do think Dad's gone softer

- over the years. - True.

I'd never seen him cry growing up, but over the years...

a couple of cats die and he's getting a little soft.

Sometimes I'm at home and they're watching a movie downstairs

and I can just hear him crying.

It's just too sweet. He's like too pure.

Have a few beers, shed a couple tears,

and then go back to being the tough guy.

That's so nice!

You need a tally board for the Dad cry count.

Fucking stupid shit.

I was not expecting this whatsoever. I was kinda thinking, like,

not dinky, but I know how much work that they have

with the hike and with summer and with everything right now,

so I was expecting just, like kind of a painted trailer

that I could just use. Nothing like this.

You did this, all?

- Dad did it all fast. So fast. - How long did it take you?

50 hours.

The haunted hike is definitely gonna be up and running

by October after this, eh?

All these fires burning, I've been working late,

and all these fucking TV shows that do shit in four days, fucking bullshit.

TV magic, fuck you.

- Cheers everybody! - Thank you for the matcha!

Woo-hoo!

- Dad, you gotta try. - Really good, Belle.

- This one's good. - Like it's really good.

Mm. That is pretty good.

I'll probably get emotional.

I guess I'm just so thankful of my dad and everything he always does for me.

I didn't think you would catch me crying, so thanks.

I love both of you guys so much, all of you guys.

- Such a good job. - I love our family.

- Thanks, guys. - This is so nice.

Yeah, we've got a pretty amazing family, for sure.

Yeah, pretty cool.

Like I said, it wasn't in the cards, but it's my daughter and...

It's a new adventure, so how do you not?

Unless you're a shit parent,

and there's a lot of shit parents out there.

Only critique I have,

if you guys saw my logo, it's like, dark green,

but it's totally fine, like, totally fine...

♪ We got older it's no different ♪

♪ We've always had each other's backs since we were kids ♪

♪ Don't wanna die in Alberta ♪

♪ But I won't ever leave ♪

♪ So I plan to live forever ♪