All language subtitles for S09E21 - Opportunity knock knock 2

Okay, here's what I want you to do with
these things.

Who's that with Christine?

Oh, that's Tom Corporal, her new
assistant.

The election's in about three days, and
she needs a lot of help, so I got her an

intern from Cotts Community.

He's on a full scholarship.

So, can animals vote, too?

You mean he's on a fool scholarship.

Problems? Oh, no more than the rest of
my campaign.

Hey, your campaign isn't going that
badly.

Oh, that's not true, Roz. According to
the Globe, she's down another three

points in the polls.

According to the Globe, killer bees
lower cholesterol.

Oh, hi, Pamela. Hi, Pamela. Oh, you two
look spiffy. Where you been?

Pamela and I just attended a fundraiser
at the Museum of Modern Art. It's where

Dan showed me some of his favorite
works.

Oh, the museum's acquired a centerfold
collection.

A marvelously droll, Roz.

Oh, Christine, I passed out your
campaign literature to everyone in my

building, and I got a very positive
response.

Well, thank you.

Isn't she sweet?

She's even nice to the down-and-out.

Dan.

Come on, darling, I'll walk you
downstairs.

Wow, she's nice. She's smart.

She's sweet.

She's not his type.

True, but her father is. You ever hear
of W. Marcus Monroe?

Publisher? Four newspapers, six
paperback companies, and 14 magazines.

That's daddy.

Telephone for you, sir. Line one.

We only have one line, Bull.

That's why I didn't say line two.

Something wrong, Bull?

All day long, I've had the strangest
feeling that someone's watching me.

Why? Do you hear laughter?

No, I hear footsteps.

And when I stop, they stop.

When I run, they run.

And when I dance, they dance.

Bull, I think you're just being
paranoid.

What was that?

What? There's nothing there.

I know that, but when I turned my neck,
I heard something pop.

Well, there goes that last brain cell

Fifty-five dollars and time served.

And that's a wrap.

So, that phone call was a job offer,
huh?

Not just a job, Matt. An associate
professorship at Columbia University Law

School.

Wow! Wow is right. The dean said he'd
heard all about me. He offered me the

position. I can't believe it.

Me neither.

I mean, wow, huh?

Tom, is something the matter?

I've been licking envelopes all day.

Dehydrated.

Before I get too woozy, I just need to
know where to have the stuff delivered

for the post-election party.

To the place where we're having the
post-election party.

You did book the suite, didn't you?

I thought you were doing that.

Tom, I'm the candidate, the queen bee.

You're the worker bee.

Oh, so you didn't order the keg either?

Go, Tom.

Roz,

how do I look?

I have a date with an angel.

And she has a date with the devil.

Scoff, if you will, but I think I'm on
my way to the big R.

Rest home?

Relationship. Oh, how cozy.

Just you, Pammy, and her daddy's bank
account.

Hello, Dan.

Hello, darling. Bye, Roz.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Here, this is for you. Oh, my God, it's
beautiful. What is it?

It's a sterling silver nutcracker.

Do you have one?

Used to date one.

Pardon? Oh, nothing. I will treasure it
forever.

Oh, I have wonderful news, Dan. Mother
and Dad want to meet you. And I just

know they're going to love you as much
as I do.

More, I hope.

Great. So I'll go call them and set it
up and meet you downstairs.

I wonder if I can return this for cash.

Oh, damn it, she had it engraved.

Well, here they are, buddy. Built
exactly to your specifications.

Thanks, Art.

Special rear-view glasses so I can catch
the people who've been following me.

You know who they are?

China? I have a sixth sense.

That's good, since you're missing the
other five.

I know you don't believe me now, but you
will once I catch them.

No one's gonna outsmart Bull, Shannon.

Bull, remember that objects in a mirror
are closer than they appear.

posters with Ritter posters.

Well, it doesn't matter. I'm going to
lose anyway.

Well, if you're going to lose anyway,
why not have your election party here in

the cafeteria?

It's full of losers.

The most amazing thing has happened.
You're not going to believe this.

Probably not, but you're going to tell
us anyway.

I'm out on a date last night, and who do
I run into but Doug Williams of

Williams, Ketchum, and Stern.

He says his firm really likes my style,
and he's prepared to offer me a full

partnership. Is that not the most
amazing thing you've ever heard?

I can't believe it.

You had a date?

Oh, there you are. Listen, did you make
the reservations at Chez Noir? That I

have. I even tipped the maitre d' $20 so
he'd pretend he knows you.

Good work, good work. It's in the bag.

Uh, well... If you'll indulge me, boss,
I took the liberty of picking out a few

gifts for the Monroes to sort of break
the ice.

Well, you are an invaluable source of
support, a true friend.

Dan? Get the closet.

Come on.

Hi, Dan.

I don't want to give my other guy the
wrong idea.

It is a pleasure to meet you.

Mr. and Mrs. Monroe.

Yeah.

Please, Mark and Claire.

Mark. Claire.

Gifts for everyone.

For you, Pamela.

And Claire.

And Mr.

Monroe, a very special gift for you,
sir. Oh, you shouldn't have.

He's so sweet.

Oh, look.

A roll of...

Scott's tape.

A carton of menthol cigarettes.

A deck of nude playing cards.

You know what? There's been just the
slightest mix-up. These were supposed to

go to the orphanage.

So, this is where you work?

Well, yes, for now. But I have some very
big offers that I'm looking into from

some very prestigious law firm.

Such as?

Williams Ketchum Stern.

Really? Those are my attorneys. I'll
look into it for you.

No, don't.

Because, you see, I turned them down.

Right. You know, I figure it's my duty
to stay here, keep the streets free of

the criminal element.

The lowlights.

The drags.

The scum.

I think we speak the same language,
Fielding. I'm a law and order man

myself.

Great. Speaking of order, why don't we
have some...

Dinner. I'm starved. We can go
downstairs and catch a cab. No need to.

I've got the limo, Dan.

I'm sure you do, Pop.

I think Daddy likes you.

Not as much as I like Daddy.

I'll give that serious thought.

Thank you.

Mac, you know who that was?

Judge Henderson.

Of the Superior Court?

Yeah. Last night I was out on another
date. I ran into him. He's taking an

early retirement and he wants to
recommend me for his position.

Isn't that incredible?

It sure is.

You had another date?

know what i've been doing right lately
but in the last three days i've been

offered a professorship at columbia
partnership in one of the most powerful

law firms in the country a seat on the
superior court and two dates

mel hiya hair

can't stay long listen i was rummaging
through my rumpus room i ran across this

song that you wrote for me about six
years ago i'm recording it Listen, I

want you to come on tour with me so we
can collaborate on an album together,

okay?

Gotta go.

Ciao.

That's a wrap.

Oh, and by the way, folks, there's still
about 15 minutes before the polls close,

so why don't you get out and vote?

All ready for your big election night
party?

Oh, yeah, I want to get there before the
Cheetos run out.

Cheetos? I'll put on a tux.

Greetings, boss.

How was your evening with the lovely
Pamela's mammy and pappy?

They were wowed by my intellect, charmed
by my manners, and delighted by my

company. Ah, got them drunk, eh?

Buono. That's my boss.

Now, it is time.

To move in for the kill.

Dan, this is all so sudden.

Oh, you nitty.

This is my grandmother's wedding ring.
I'm going to give it to little Pammy and

then pop the question and then give it
to little Pammy.

has been covering up all my posters.

Art, how could you?

Look, I gotta be frank with you.

I just think that Howard Ritter is the
kind of guy that this country needs.

He's smart.

So am I.

He's dedicated.

So am I.

He's my brother-in-law.

After Lazy Bum lands that big job in
Washington, he moves out and I finally

get my den back.

Good day.

Hey,

Roz, Roz, is there anything you want to
say? I'm calling this piece Reflection

on an Election.

If you don't get that thing out of my
face, there's going to be concussion at

the convention.

You know, Christine, you should be
proud.

You ran despite the odds.

You saw a wrong and you tried to right
it. What you did was very noble.

I was right, Christine. I mean, if
you're going to go down the toilet, at

least do it with some dignity.

Thanks for the comfort, Dan.

Hey, look, more bad news on Channel 4.

And if this trend continues, Ritter will
be the next Congresswoman.

Hey, did you hear the good news?

I'm getting my den back.

Oh, go to hell.

Miss Monroe's here, boss.

Yes. I am off to Easy Street.

More like Sleazy Street.

Pamela, your darling Danny is here.

Mr. Fielding.

Oh, Mrs. Monroe. What a surprise.

Where's Pamela?

She's not coming. I need to talk to you.

About me and Pamela?

No, about me and you.

Claire.

No, I mean Mrs.

Monroe.

Believe me, I think you're a very
attractive woman, but I am completely

committed to Pamela.

However, if things don't work out... I
think you've got the wrong idea.

Do you remember the summer of 67?

Oh, yes.

The summer of love, sure.

I was a lifeguard down in... Galveston,
Texas. The Lone Star Beach Club.

How'd you know that?

That summer, you met a girl.

A girl with a very rich father.

You made her fall madly in love with
you.

She bought you expensive gifts.

Took you to all the right parties.

She thought you were really serious
until she found you in the back seat of

a GTO with twin towel girls.

Ah, Nina and Tina.

It's all coming back to me now.

Her name was Claire.

God, it's you.

Claire.

Boy, is this a small world or what?

I'm not here to talk about the past,
Dan.

I'm here to talk about my daughter.

Well, believe me, my feelings for Pamela
are very genuine.

Yes, I'm sure you are deeply in love
with her money and all the power and

prestige that go with it.

Come on, I'm not 18 anymore.

No kidding.

But you still act that way.

The innocent schoolboy routine, kissing
up to Daddy Ridge.

You haven't changed.

Uh-huh. So, um... You gonna tell Pamela
about us?

Of course not.

You're going to break it off with her.

She'll be devastated.

She'll get over it.

Dan Fielding, I will not allow you to do
to my daughter what you did to me.

Don't make her fall in love with you.

Give her a chance.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Party's in the cafeteria.

Oh, I just needed a minute alone.

Oh, no, no, it's okay.

It's okay. I'm over it.

You know, just looking at your board of
fortune, it's quite a choice.

Yeah.

The offer to host the TV talk show just
came in an hour ago.

I'm not taking it too seriously.

It's Fox.

Well, you know, none of this is ever
going to pan out.

I mean, it's a curse that hangs over all
of us here.

No one ever wins elections or gets
promoted or tours the world with Mel

Torme. No one ever leaves.

I know that you've been saying all along
that it didn't matter whether you win or

lose, but I can see that it does.

It's all right to be disappointed.

Oh, Harry, I really did want to win.

Every night I'd fantasize about my new
life in Washington.

I even slipped down to D.C. one weekend
scouting schools for little Charlie.

In the back of my mind, I kept preparing
myself for the worst, but now that it's

happened...

Really hurts.

Yeah.

There are going to be other
opportunities.

And for now, you can comfort yourself
knowing that you gave it your best shot.

Which I did.

Well, I better go call Ritter.

Congratulate him.

Do you have the number to art the den?

Bull, what happened?

Well, I was wearing my special glasses
and I walked into a bus.

How are you?

Fine. How's the bus?

Totaled.

Look, I know I've been acting a little
crazy lately, thinking people have been

following me.

Oh, that's all right. We have a soft
spot for crazy.

And stupid.

Well, I'm throwing these dumb glasses
away, and from now on, it's business as

usual.

The people who've been following me are
the art people.

They're aliens.

If they're following Bull, obviously
they're not studying human intelligence.

Not sure it's quiet in here.

Well, crashing defeat does have a way of
spoiling a party.

Look, the picture's on. Oh, that's a bad
sign.

races. A stunning turnaround is taking
place in the 13th Congressional District

where Christine Sullivan has pulled
virtually even with her opponent, Howard

Ritter. You mean I still have a chance?

Finally, a Kodak moment.

Hey, Dan, did you hear the good news?
Christine still has a chance.

How thrilling.

Who are the ladies?

My date.

What happened to Pamela? I dumped her.

We're going to have to leave soon. We're
going to be celebrating our own upswing

in the polls.

Hey, Thomas, he was on Channel 2.